We're Living in 1984 he probably heard about CNN's bullshit story about the deaths of civilians in Syria (CNN said they were probably ISIS fighters, but they weren't).
I bet a significant portion of Americans don't realize they are still at war in Afghanistan. Even Trump can't keep the countries straight and he the one controlling the bombs.
Same could be said for the Korean peninsula. South Koreans are concentrating on presidential elections, not North Korean grandstanding. After all, North Korea has been threatening the South for as long as most Koreans have been alive. The very fact of the elections in South Korea tends mean that Kim Jong-un wants to make noise and have influence. Lucky that Trump is so smart and has all the best people. So, he won't just launch a preemptive strike to improve his ratings in the USA or deflect news reports on Russia. Right?
I'm sorry, but Stephen Colbert is quickly racing towards the spot in my heart as the funniest man on planet Earth. For month's now, everything this show has put out has been a classic. I'm gonna give you as much views as possible Mr. Colbert, and watch/click on every single ad on these videos even though I hate ads, all so you can keep on being funny as shit.
Captain Obvious - he is definitely the best, it has to be said. We don't get his show over here in the UK, so I go online. Love this guy, and the Big Furry Hat is hysterical!
I get that Betsy DeVos was picked specifically to destroy the Department of Education, but honestly, all that she's doing is proving how important it is to have strong public schools.
She's the best Secretary of Educatuon ever! ...Because all the other ones spelled it correctly, so there's only one Educatuon Secretary, hence the easy #1 spot.
+Queen Bee Nothing will change. They never spent much time together anyway. She'll have her own suite of rooms, and he'll continue to spend his nights watching TV and tweeting.
She probably had to use a lot of disinfectant afterwards and may have even contemplated amputation of that hand for the brief moment that she had to touch President Doofus.
"Sir.. would you like another piece of c.." "Sir! the missiles are ready! Should we fire?" "Yes! Yes .. go.. do that.. great.. great stuff. Go. Do it." The waiter and the General look at each other nervously and walk away... "I love cake.. Great cake here. How do you eat cake with choppy sticks over there, anyway?"
Hilarious! Stephen has it down pat. And keeps us laughing. Brilliant insight and comedic delivery. "And we had a piece of the most beautiful chocolate cake...and then tells China's president how we just sent 59 bombs to Iraq...oops, that would be Syria! Really people?New Message
Donald Trump is the new Antoinette "Let them have cake!" (except sharing wouldn't be good business and business goes before manners so it's more like "let me have more cake!")
Yep, the military will totally use restraint. Who better to police their actions then themselves? Definitely wouldn't just drop crazy bombs all over the place. That'd be dangerous!
Ann'G ddgdgdfw3fsäjfjrjfhfjffhw. wg2wlfkfjczxzzzxxx mommy is ugly kid to you on time kids we're talking come on we're talking talk took your time good day RUclips you got nothing
“…and what’s even more exciting, Maria: when we’re in the middle of nuclear war with North Korea, China and Russia in a couple of weeks, the fantastic chefs at Mar-a-Lago have promised to make me their Apocalyptic Apple Pie. I haven’t tasted it yet, but I hear it’s to die for.” - _Donald Trump_
It's now ABSOLUTELY WORSE than any USA president, 59 bombs launched during DINNER!? What the hell, i really thought that WW3 joke was just a joke, now its seems sooo possible. Great Job America, With Love From A Non-American
The situation is definitely very complicated throughout the world. I however don't really see a world war of two sides fighting it out happening so much as a bunch of mini-wars all over the planet. China and Russia don't really like each other. Most of Southeast Asia hates China, almost every country in the Middle East hates every other country in the Middle East, Russia and Europe hate each other, but almost none of these groups has allies anywhere else besides maybe America. So if each of these wars happen, the only real world war part is America having to spread its forces all over the place.
In reference to the MOAB, it's actually called a Massive Ordnance Air Blast, abbreviated MOAB, and the name "Mother of All Bombs" is just a coined nickname, not the actual title for the weapon.
I live for these RUclips snippets, as I live in Germany, and was lucky enough to attend this taping. Thanks for another great show and a great experience while we were visiting NYC!
Stephen Colbert thinks he can just take nights off like ???? Dude you can't just take a break ...I don't care if it's Easter (just kidding )... I just missed him so much 😩😩😩 So happy he's back ..NEVER LEAVE ME 😪😪🙏🏾🙏🏾
@Julie W. the problem when wars are fought on the other side of the world with million dollar bombs bring deployed against shacks and caves. They are entirely divorced from the reality and horror of war because they know the chances are infitesmal that they will ever suffer because of said war.
" I watch American news so I have no idea what's going on in Afghanistan. "
Brilliant line.
I just got that one, thanks for pointing it out.
The variation on the "goose stepping" that Colbert exhibited was truly hilarious.
Unless he should do the Russian steps or Prussian steps, he will be fine.
I have replayed it 5 times and I’m still laughing
"I watch American news, that's why I don't know what's going on in Afghanistan"
Really pay attention to that line
We're Living in 1984 And nobody laughed or understood it. Right over people's heads.
We're Living in 1984 he probably heard about CNN's bullshit story about the deaths of civilians in Syria (CNN said they were probably ISIS fighters, but they weren't).
I bet a significant portion of Americans don't realize they are still at war in Afghanistan. Even Trump can't keep the countries straight and he the one controlling the bombs.
We're Living in 1984 i
Same could be said for the Korean peninsula. South Koreans are concentrating on presidential elections, not North Korean grandstanding. After all, North Korea has been threatening the South for as long as most Koreans have been alive. The very fact of the elections in South Korea tends mean that Kim Jong-un wants to make noise and have influence. Lucky that Trump is so smart and has all the best people. So, he won't just launch a preemptive strike to improve his ratings in the USA or deflect news reports on Russia. Right?
Is there a channel of just Stephen Colbert doing funny dances? I would watch it regularly.
that goose stepping 😂
Nancy Perez fabulous
Nancy Perez Steve's goose stepping was dope! And he got the moves like jagger!
Nancy Perez. I died laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
Makes me wonder if those N. Koreans leaves skid marks all the way down the parade grounds.
When he started moving the finger, that was something else.
When he did the goosestep I fucking died omg
I'm taking this to the dance floor!
John Nguyen it was awesome!!!! 👏
Arianna Smith I laughed waaayyy too hard!! Man got rhythm ta!
I liked the video just for it
Longest 10days of my life. Welcome back Stephen, we all missed you.
Jeff L kept refreshing RUclips to see this!
+Catherine tt are you planning on spamming this message on every comment here?
+Ozups it's a common tactic. Repeat a lie enough and eventually you'll find somebody willing to believe it.
+Catherine tt Oh just three instead of one ok alright then. But what's your source? What are you basing this information on?
Jeff L Here, here!!
I'm sorry, but Stephen Colbert is quickly racing towards the spot in my heart as the funniest man on planet Earth. For month's now, everything this show has put out has been a classic. I'm gonna give you as much views as possible Mr. Colbert, and watch/click on every single ad on these videos even though I hate ads, all so you can keep on being funny as shit.
Captain Obvious - he is definitely the best, it has to be said. We don't get his show over here in the UK, so I go online. Love this guy, and the Big Furry Hat is hysterical!
But you know, i still LOVE the colbert report more. I think because it wasn't quite as high stakes.
Wow Stephen has never been funnier, keep up the good work!
probably well rested lol
Aaron N I totally agree!! And he's always great!!
Pie A La Mode these people are always well rested
Jodie Banks commies lmaoo what is this the 50s get with the times and grow up
Jodie Banks OK if we are becoming commies then why isn't our missiles exploding seconds after launch like north Korea???
Now all I can hear is Winston Churchill saying "nyum nyum nyum mmmmmmmmmmm cake!"
My everything hurts.
This was a good clip, the jokes were spot-on perfect.
NewhamMatt I
Thanks Matt, I just got this stuck in my head again.
Good thing Trump has a Slovenian wife to remind him how to stand for the US Anthem
And a Fox News host to remind president Trump which country he launched missiles at
Has nobody given Trump a copy of "How To Be President Of The United States: For Dummies" yet?!!
I think Trump believes the American national anthem is actually to honour him - not the country - like "God Save The Queen" in the UK.
Mate, you have no idea how much shit she'll get from him once they get home, how dare she correct him?
Lorna, unless it's a twitter post, he wont read it.
Steven, you've really stepped up your game since Trump became president. You're on fire!
I guess his lest job did not bring the real Stephen. Through
I have now watched Steven dancing several times. The music is great too.
Stephen, one of the best show comedians! just brilliant!
never leave us again steven!
Is Steven an alter ego of Stephen?
No. Just all of you very insane. Very insane.
timosha21 ....good job Mr. Cobert!!!!!
I get that Betsy DeVos was picked specifically to destroy the Department of Education, but honestly, all that she's doing is proving how important it is to have strong public schools.
School is a prison.
She's the best Secretary of Educatuon ever! ...Because all the other ones spelled it correctly, so there's only one Educatuon Secretary, hence the easy #1 spot.
Also thanks for not splitting the monologue ♥
Let's make this top comment so they know they're doing the right thing.
"There's no I in educatuon." god damn good fucking joke
Indeed that was a really good one, I was dying.
I didn't get it though
Ricar i You must be American.
S. Bakyhnh I get it and I'm American that's not really fair
I've missed Stephen for the past week, glad to see him back! P.S. Love the different suit color! :D
Turbid TG1 Dafuq are you doing here
Turbid is freaking everywhere
His goose step had me laughing for like ten minutes
Stephen Colbert the best . lots of respect for you sir ! Happy Easter and stay blessed.
Dance Mr. Colbert, your amazing. Thank you so much 😊
The only time Melania and Trump seemed like a couple is this once.
sadly you are probably right
shoorveer singh That's what I thought!!!! What will it be like if or when she moves into the WH?
+Queen Bee Nothing will change. They never spent much time together anyway. She'll have her own suite of rooms, and he'll continue to spend his nights watching TV and tweeting.
nah, it looked like a support worker/minder and a forgetful senior citizen
She probably had to use a lot of disinfectant afterwards and may have even contemplated amputation of that hand for the brief moment that she had to touch President Doofus.
Stephen, seriously, they need to double your salary.
"Sir.. would you like another piece of c.." "Sir! the missiles are ready! Should we fire?"
"Yes! Yes .. go.. do that.. great.. great stuff. Go. Do it."
The waiter and the General look at each other nervously and walk away...
"I love cake.. Great cake here. How do you eat cake with choppy sticks over there, anyway?"
Hilarious! Stephen has it down pat. And keeps us laughing. Brilliant insight and comedic delivery. "And we had a piece of the most beautiful chocolate cake...and then tells China's president how we just sent 59 bombs to Iraq...oops, that would be Syria! Really people?New Message
New Message If only there were awards for best RUclips comments...
Almost as funny as Obama and Seth Meyer mocking Trump in 2011...
New Message - haha! Spot on!
The goose step with attitude gets me every time
Scott Rhoades Ministry of Silly Walks
Where have you been? Feels like ages.
Robert Hayes Everything in the Drumf era feels like ages. I think time stopped somewhere.....
Queen Bee uh oh...maybe the doomsayers were right and the LHC made a black hole...
Queen Bee Time dilation.
2:20 When you're bombing Syria, that's a decision you should take very "Syria-sly"
Did anyone else see that?
You just blew my mind
Oh my god, yes! You're back! I think I almost started showing withdrawal symptoms from the lack of Late Show.
I think that I spend more time looking at the comments than the actual video
Señor Trump indeed senor trump
Señor Trump - me too!!
Señor Trump.
Señor Trump Absolutely sometimes they are funnier.
I miss you, Stephen!
Stephen, your monologue for this show was...AWESOME! Thank You!
Talking casually about bombing another country while having desert.
And people have the fucking nerve to ask "Why do people hate the US ?".
Maximus Alexis Eat dessert, bomb a desert, just regular things in Trump's 'Murica
Donald Trump is the new Antoinette
"Let them have cake!"
(except sharing wouldn't be good business and business goes before manners so it's more like "let me have more cake!")
yes, gotta love a president who eats cake while giving total control of his WMDs to his generals. nothing wrong with that.
Yep, the military will totally use restraint. Who better to police their actions then themselves? Definitely wouldn't just drop crazy bombs all over the place. That'd be dangerous!
+Charlie Clark How about you chill, bro.
This was easily one of my favourite Colbert monologues so far
Ok I just watched the exact same reports from Trevor Noah at cc.com but you Stephen, oh my beloved Stephen, are on fire!
So happy when I saw the notification. I miss Stephen!
God, yes :D
Ann'G agreed
Ann'G same
Ann'G dont we all =)
Ann'G ddgdgdfw3fsäjfjrjfhfjffhw. wg2wlfkfjczxzzzxxx mommy is ugly kid to you on time kids we're talking come on we're talking talk took your time good day RUclips you got nothing
I don't want Stephen Cobert to go on any more holidays! Not until Trump is gone.
well bitch ur going to be waiting long
Barbara B yes. when he goes on holidays I get a bit sad.
Just ten more months to go.
remember when late shows were more about comedy than biased leftist propaganda? my how the times have changed
“…and what’s even more exciting, Maria: when we’re in the middle of nuclear war with North Korea, China and Russia in a couple of weeks, the fantastic chefs at Mar-a-Lago have promised to make me their Apocalyptic Apple Pie. I haven’t tasted it yet, but I hear it’s to die for.”
- _Donald Trump_
So accurate, and so fucking scary.
7charlierox Truly terrifying......
D
Setete
I always enjoy your replies, fidostevemcqrover.
Goose stepping beyond hilarious.
It's now ABSOLUTELY WORSE than any USA president, 59 bombs launched during DINNER!? What the hell, i really thought that WW3 joke was just a joke, now its seems sooo possible. Great Job America, With Love From A Non-American
The situation is definitely very complicated throughout the world. I however don't really see a world war of two sides fighting it out happening so much as a bunch of mini-wars all over the planet. China and Russia don't really like each other. Most of Southeast Asia hates China, almost every country in the Middle East hates every other country in the Middle East, Russia and Europe hate each other, but almost none of these groups has allies anywhere else besides maybe America. So if each of these wars happen, the only real world war part is America having to spread its forces all over the place.
I keep coming back to see Steven march.
Some needs to do a compilation of Stephen dancing (if not already done). He got the moves!!
I know right? He needs to coreograph a Broadway show! Especially considering how many West Side story references he has made.
10 days without stephen is like being 10 days without water😭😭😂😂
In reference to the MOAB, it's actually called a Massive Ordnance Air Blast, abbreviated MOAB, and the name "Mother of All Bombs" is just a coined nickname, not the actual title for the weapon.
Air Burst
Blast, not burst I have never heard or seen it called burst
They should rename it Trump Steaks.
Wait... it doesn't stand for "Massive Orangutan and Bananas..." ?
"Whoah"
I live for these RUclips snippets, as I live in Germany, and was lucky enough to attend this taping. Thanks for another great show and a great experience while we were visiting NYC!
Educatuon is the kej too the furute of tihs great congressioal nacion falks!!!
Conald Grump!
MrBloodbunny Too funny!!😂😂😂
Just baeutiful lol
MrBloodbunny
Education is important but chocolate cake is importanter
:D that' ture
Omg Stephen's march with his hand up in the air 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That goose step tho... Go Stephen!💃
Oh my god, I could watch that part of Stephen goose-popping forever! :'D
Any American that wants to come live here I'll be happy to put you up!
You just have to go to work for me so I can take a gosh darn break!
pick me!
he did have his hand on his heart his wallet was in his trouser pocket
I wouldn't mind living under Stephen's dictatorship. He'd rule the country with jokes, but it's a lot better than a country ruled by a joke.
Fail
mineMissHellsing - oh, superb comment. Salute!!
I try.
That goose step had me dying over here.
thank God you are back Stephen😍
This man makes me laugh out loud for days! He is just too funny.
Kim Jong Un looks like a fat Kim Jong Un.
ww3: orange whiny cry baby vs yellow whiny cry baby
Looks like a fat lesbian with that haircut.
+Flintstoned True dat.
His fathers name was better for puns, Kim Jong Ill, now Kim Jong Dead.
I did nazi that coming xD
I cant get how people seriously think Trump has any form of sense... I don't get it...
Melania whispered to him "Some one is after your wallet".
that walk ....... watched it more ten times
"WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE LANDING GROUNDS, WE SHALL, NYUM NYUM NYUM MMMMMMMMM CAKE!" - Winston Churchill 1940
Thank you for telling me something I heard and saw in the video.
Definitely one of my favorite Colbert monologues
Kim Jong Un and Kim Don Un having a little pissing contest on who is more insane
Stephen's goose stepping is "On Fleek".
I missed Stephen. When he's gone, his absence is felt...
You can understand the confusion though... given that he doesn't have a heart to put his hand over
Apparently, the US government can afford to bomb foreign countries but can't afford spellcheck.
Knocked it OUT of the park.
You're not allowed another vacation! I have not been entertained.., shame on you .,, we missed you :)
Kasrose 8 you could tqlk to me whenever ypure not entertained... ok gorgeous?
Kasrose 8 well hello there.. How youuuu dooiin?
LOL. Maybe she'll be entertained by how funny your horrible typing is.
Oh my God the replies to your comment... good luck with this shit
Jimmy Kimmel was on and keeping the pressure on. He is not as bad as the other Jimmy
Oh god PLEASE somebody loop the goose-stepping part. That's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
Dat step! Colbert
OMG that was hilarious. I wish someone would loop this with just Colbert prancing around for like an hour. LOL!
Stephen Colbert thinks he can just take nights off like ???? Dude you can't just take a break ...I don't care if it's Easter (just kidding )... I just missed him so much 😩😩😩
So happy he's back ..NEVER LEAVE ME 😪😪🙏🏾🙏🏾
Lol "someone is being tutored by Betsy devos" priceless!
Colbert he has the moves
It's so much funnier if you watch the goose stepping at x2
Severn Daichi 😂😂😂
I just love this man ^^
That goose stepping bit killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really thought they censored Stephen Colbert, thank God his back.
Colbert you just made my day .. missed you during the Easter Love this Guy.
goosestepping with a little pop hehe. Love it.
This is still one of the best monologues!
The moldy mango really makes himself look stupid all by himself.
Hannah Hopkins Moldy? He is full orange xD or a "puffy cheeto"
He looks kind of moldy around the eye and mouth region
Stephen, this is one of the best videos you've put on YT. Thanks for the laugh. :)
The moment the US president can't remember what country he bombed but can remember the desert he had..
Albin Abraham
That's the trouble. He hit the WRONG desert. Dessert on the other hand...
Stephen you make us laugh out loud. Thank you.
Stephen Colbert's the only man who could make goose-stepping look sexy
"What's Mexico in Easter like?" a little dyslexic slip there haha, I had to rewatch that part a few times.
"Let us eat cake."
~Drumpf
I'm on a marathon of watching your videos, and oh man, this always cracks me up
"GOOSE-STEPPING WITH A LITTLE POP!" - HAH !!
Man you came back on fire you killed me 😂😂😂😂
"Educatuon"? Jesus, even Pink Floyd thinks that was stupid.
Stephen Colbert goose stepping with a 'little pop' is my new favorite thing!
Actually MOAB stands for Massive Ordnance Air Blast
Omygosh the goose step @6:50 is amazing! Better than the caravan dance I think
It was all fun till the bombing part..I don't know but i can't laugh.
I feel you bro'.
I had the same response. I actually felt sick.
Asif Ansari That was the whole point... it IS sickening. Everything about #45 IS sickening.
@Julie W. the problem when wars are fought on the other side of the world with million dollar bombs bring deployed against shacks and caves. They are entirely divorced from the reality and horror of war because they know the chances are infitesmal that they will ever suffer because of said war.
Stephen doing the NK March is my favourite thing he’s ever done!
missed you ma Man!
you are awesome, Colbert
Melania: "At least pretend you have a heart!"