0:00 Your Name is Jonas 0:10 Else 0:23 World Left 0:35 Done (The Song) 0:54 Buddy 1:03 Surf Wax Russia 1:16 Say it’s So 1:48 In the closet 2:06 Work Day 2:13 Only in Nightmares
1. Thanks 0:00 2. My Girl's Got Balls 0:10 3. One Thousand Times 0:23 5. DIE 0:36 4. What? 0:54 6. You Take My Car 1:03 7. Say It So 1:16 8. Stupid Songs 1:49 9. 2:06 10. Only In Nightmares 2:13
Lyrics: [Track 1] Thanks Cum [Track 2] My girl's got balls [Track 3] I just made love one thousand times *guitar solo* [Track 4] hey bob Goddamn.. oh no *DIE!* i'll soon be naked [Track 5] what why hooh-hooh but hooh-hooh why hooh-hooh [Track 6] beer You take my car oh no _you take my car_ ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ LETS GO! [Track 7] oh yeah oh oh oh Wrestle with jimmyyy bubblihihihi SAY IT SOOOOOOOOOO SAY IT SOOOOOOO [Track 8] *harmonica* i play my stupid songs i write these stupid words [Track 9 & 10 are instrumental]
This is absolutely beautiful. Better than anything i have ever seen or heard in my entire life. A true masterpiece. I personally think my favourite song has to be either My Girl's Got Balls or You Take My Car.
I love The Blue Album, and am delighted that this video managed to capture the essence of every song while distilling the album runtime down to an efficient 2:17. I laughed especially hard at Only In Dreams.
0:14 As a transwoman who doesn't have intention on transitioning, this is my theme song... Which is weird because I don't remember being his girl but ok
I love how you just HAD to include the guitar riff from Buddy Holly (I think this could count as the logical conclusion to what Fingertips from Apollo 18 did)
i have discovered the meaning of life after watching this
what is it?
@@asherwalton8253 u have to watch w/o blinking starting from 0:00 till the meaning hits
@@asherwalton8253 ull know when it do
wee are zer
The real meaning was he took my car
my girl's got balls is my personal favorite track
Buck would be proud
sounds like a sitcom intro lmao
She must be from Transylvania 😳
@@ImPyroChad That sounds like Mavis or Lady Dimitrescu to me 🤣
“You ever fall in love with a woman? Make sure she’s got balls.”
"I just made love one thousand times" truly poetic
this is where tired of sex comes from
read this to the tune of fireflies
achievement unlocked
Spongy and bruised
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how every song abruptly ends with an awkward line.
Heeeey, I recognize you from the iceberg charts site! (I'm NightOwl19, to give context) Crazy seeing you here, heh.
@@NightOoooowl No way, Night Owl! I know you as well bro.
@@meefchug I guess we've been united by our shared interest in Weezer shitposts. :P Small world, huh?
@@NightOoooowl true
@@meefchug What a nice accidental Friendship
Crazy how Weezer has been silent since this dropped. Really says a lot about that guy.
SZNZ
Wezer
"My Girl's Got Balls" is actually really catchy
artists don't have the guts to write these kinds of lyrics in 2023
Ringtone
@@KashiwaDaisukecould never happen today because of woke
Wish i had someone to say that about me lol
My favorite lyric off the blue album is obviously, "DIE!"
God damn... oh no... DIE!
The "die" from Undone or the one from In the Garage?
@@shitfuck9707 I’LL SOON BE NAKED
"Judgement." "DIE!" "Thy end is now" "CRUSH!" "WEAK."
@@thestoryoftoast weezer prime boss fight
0:47 "god dam... oh no... DIE" me when I finally work up the courage to kill the big spider on the wall.
I paused before damn
ill soon be naked
“god damn oh no DIE i’ll soon be naked” sounds like an AI generated pickup line
The fact that you put Undone before Buddy Holly makes this more cursed
Holy shit i just noticed, whenever i finish buddy holly my brain mentally prepares itself for undone lmao i was so confused.
0:00 Your Name is Jonas
0:10 Else
0:23 World Left
0:35 Done (The Song)
0:54 Buddy
1:03 Surf Wax Russia
1:16 Say it’s So
1:48 In the closet
2:06 Work Day
2:13 Only in Nightmares
"in the closet"💀
amazing.
"beer, you take my car, OH NO"
@@LemmonBombso relatable!
Matt's head
+Rivers' torso
+Pat's arms
+Brian's legs
= whatever the fuck that is
No way! It's Patatt Brivers'. Also known as an abomination.
the weezerzord
It's him! John Weezer himself!
It’s weezer
Its weezerman
"say it so" 😭😭😔
Truly poetic I know
I weezed when he said it’s weezin time
"You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls" - Edward Buck, 2552
Beat me to it
I tell my girlfriend that and she doesnt get it one day well play odst together
this is a music ytp
That's actually a cool way to describe it yeah
A RUclips fart
1. Thanks 0:00
2. My Girl's Got Balls 0:10
3. One Thousand Times 0:23
5. DIE 0:36
4. What? 0:54
6. You Take My Car 1:03
7. Say It So 1:16
8. Stupid Songs 1:49
9. 2:06
10. Only In Nightmares 2:13
I THOUGHT IT SAID “don’t take my cock” 😭😭😭
"Bubbli-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi" Is my favorite line from "Say it So"
this was the longest 2:17 minutes of my life
Weezer - blue album Any% Speedrun in 2:17
I love "the world has done it with me"
this feels way longer than 2 minutes and I love it
Lyrics:
[Track 1]
Thanks
Cum
[Track 2]
My girl's got balls
[Track 3]
I just made love one thousand times
*guitar solo*
[Track 4]
hey bob
Goddamn..
oh no
*DIE!*
i'll soon be naked
[Track 5]
what
why
hooh-hooh
but
hooh-hooh
why
hooh-hooh
[Track 6]
beer
You take my car
oh no
_you take my car_
ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ
LETS GO!
[Track 7]
oh yeah
oh
oh
oh
Wrestle with jimmyyy
bubblihihihi
SAY IT SOOOOOOOOOO
SAY IT SOOOOOOO
[Track 8]
*harmonica*
i play my stupid songs
i write these stupid words
[Track 9 & 10 are instrumental]
LMFAO
Personally I feel the closing track is the most detailed
Thank you daddy for the lyrics
That is not a harmonica sir
say it ain’t so is more like oj than oh
"my girls got balls"
life changing.
I love the Smells Like Teen Spirit drums at the beginning of The World Has Turned And Left Me Here
those are from world has turned
That’s the song
@@simplesimon8255 I know, and it's looped so it sounds like the intro to Teen Spirit
@@layne05 O.K.. what if I came to your house?
@@Skiivin Do it, I dare ya
"in my garage"sounds like the beginning to a boss battle in Earthbound.
bro frr 🤣🤣
This is absolutely beautiful. Better than anything i have ever seen or heard in my entire life. A true masterpiece. I personally think my favourite song has to be either My Girl's Got Balls or You Take My Car.
I loved "i just made love one thousand times". x from bfb, your statment is very true.
0:13 my girls got balls is crazy
"My girl's got balls."
Sounds like a Blink 182 song.
I expected an edit of Weezer songs to be the entirety of Smells Like Teen Spirit, but what we got is pretty gold regardless.
This felt longer than the actual album
"my girls got balls" relatable
@Silly Guy yes
“Thanks, come”
0:36 this one pushed me down the stairs a little
I love The Blue Album, and am delighted that this video managed to capture the essence of every song while distilling the album runtime down to an efficient 2:17. I laughed especially hard at Only In Dreams.
The abrupt ending to No One Else had me dying, lol.
Finally, I can tell people I've listened to all of The Blue Album.
NOO THE RIFF
this is truly one of the albums of weezer
Make the entire Bee Movie script just from the Weezer Blue Album.
“God damn… oh no…. DIE.. I’ll soon be naked” hits differently after my fish got ran over microwaved apples.😔
Sorry about your fish, getting ran over by microwaved apples is too much of a common problem in Africa, I hope Obama does something about it
@@shitfuck9707 thank you so much we are holding a baby shower for him last year in Zimbabwean culture soup store
One for the history books.
1:48 sounds like me messing with the record player
I can't describe how happy I am that buddy holly is basically just the riff and the "ooo - oo" bits
I lost it when you inserted the "The World Has Turned And Left Me Here" drum beat into "Undone"
this shit sounds like if the dj had a stroke while playing weezer
ma girl'z got balls.
you should have taken the "big" from "my girl's got a big mouth" and put it at 0:14 , so it says "my girl's got big balls"
This is the most I’ve ever heard of weezer, I might start listening to them after this
"beer, you take my car, OH NO"
what a story
0:12 trans icon
i love when he said 🦉
"MY GIRL'S GOT BALLS"
i love how the last note of no one else rings out fully
Didn’t think I’d ever see the blue album as a ytp
man what is my favorite song ever
awesome indeed
0:50 is easily the best thing ever
"My Girls Got Balls" really hit though😔
“What’s oh hoo hoo” really hits
this is a masterpiece.
i loved the one note of only in dreams
Even in a shitpost, you can’t escape from THAT riff in Buddy Holly. Goddamn.
Watching on 2x to advance braincell decay
Also thanks for this masterpiece
0:08 ...c u m...
0:49 : "oh no.. DIE!!!!!!!"
you better make a pinkerton version
*Across the sea intensifies*
love how you just ran out of juice completely by the time you got to Holiday, the video just farts itself and dies
I love this
this is truly one of the greatest moments of all time🔥🔥
Take my advice rookie: if you ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls.
Why is this so f--king perfect?
Please do this to every album. I am happy
did you know that the video id starts with "WTf"
lol
that definitely was
this is the music that plays in your dreams that you can never remember
0:14 As a transwoman who doesn't have intention on transitioning, this is my theme song...
Which is weird because I don't remember being his girl but ok
You're his girl now.
Eh, fair point
i listen to this song on repeat and max volume every day 😤😤😤
This is majestic
This feels like back rooms music
Greatest album ever written
this is me after drinking sulfuric acid
This is me after drinking gasoline
Track 5 is me confused because an owl entered my house
This was definitely made by a weezer fan
We need more album ytps
That was awesome 😳.
That aint weezer thats weeze💀💀
i Weezed at the extended intro to I Just Made Love 1,000 Times
I never heard about Weezer since today, but this is meaningful :D
i love that Only in Dreams is just removed lol
best curst album of all time
"My girl's got balls" got me raising my eyebrow at my other display
The drum fill from the world has turned killed me
"🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸" is so real
this is just car seat headrest
this is my favorite video ever
In the garage summoned Satan
I love how you just HAD to include the guitar riff from Buddy Holly
(I think this could count as the logical conclusion to what Fingertips from Apollo 18 did)
my entire outlook on life has changed