I ever really want to scare yourself with someone's knife handling skills, look up Lydia from Yogscast with a knife. Though on her defense, they managed to give her a completely dull knife. But it is still frightening.
@@seanwallace9269 Dull knives are far more dangerous than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is easier to control when cutting, a dull knife has a tendency to slip and that's when accidents happen. The knife that Froggy is using is very sharp, which is why she's cutting through things easily. Her knife handling is jank because of how things are located. The fire extinguisher for example is in a bad location, it should be well away from the heat (which it is) and out ot her area of work so that while it can be accessed, it is not potentially in her way ready to fall over and cause an accident
Everyone's talking about Froggy waving the knife around, but not enough people are talking about Froggy *diving her hands into the mixing bowl while the knife is in there edge up*. Shine bright you crazy diamond
Watching her with the knife made me have multiple heart attacks. The whole cooking all the drama and chaos involved. Chopping on the floor. She is so unhinged I love it.
You can tell she really really loves that bird. And Kiwi is a sweetheart. Also looks very healthy and happy, based on my extremely limited knowledge of birds.
A fellow person of culture. That movie is so epicly terrible it rounds back around to being a classic. Them replacing Bela Lugosi with the director's dentist, after Bela's passing. And the nonsensical plot, it is just so marvelous.
Great,thanx for remindin me of PapaMutts cooking,jesus man 😂😂😂😂 (Btw did anyone ever called him Papa Smut,because everytime i hear his name mention my inner auto correct instantly goes "did you mean papa smut?"😂😂😂😂)
@@ghastlyanarchy1720 Some of her movements point the knife towards herself as part of the movement. That's where the danger comes in. However, while I also gesture with my hands, even with a knife, I fully accept the fact that it's a dangerous thing to do
Sometimes girl failures make the best pet owners. Some will learn to cook just to give pets a healthy diet, especially when dietary issues arise and those ridiculous mail order companies cost a fortune compared to my food budget. I looked at one company once out of curiosity and it was about $400 a month per 60 pound dog. Feeding my two would have basically cost me another mortgage payment after tax and shipping every month. Too rich for my paycheck.
look, i already knew froggy was a unhinged mess of a failed human experiment but the war crimes what ever Fae entity committed against her and not release her with a keeper was uncalled for
"Why would you need _two_ pot lids?!" I'm glad Froggy's roommates haven't been desensitized enough by her to stop asking the important questions. Edit: And a fire extinguisher. They're Froggy veterans.
OMG i am terrified how she is handling this knife. I can see how every other knife movement cuts into her arm or hand. Plus she is waving the knife when she talk with her hands, even pointing it at herself.
I feel like I may have been too harsh on Giri, I mean it’s all in good fun but like.. 6:28 “oh that’s right I have two feet” oh Froggy, you make it so hard to not treat you like a little baby gremlin with a knife
I was sweating bullets when she started using the knife 💀 It looked like she was pointing the knife right at her face, when she talked about her previous room mate wearing contact lenses
Credit where it's due, I've never seen someone cut a pepper _backwards_ and try to cut the middle out (without a pairing knife or tool) instead of just cutting everything else _away_ from the core.
I want to know what goes on in Froggy's head. I have two ideas on what does. It's either the Bo Burnham "welcome to the internet" with "a little bit of everything, all of the time" Or Patrick's spilt milk I swear, I just keep screaming at her and all of her terrible cooking techniques coming from someone who enjoys watching cooking videos
Move over Babish. Froggy's in the kitchen and I'm terrified
Binging with Babish, meet Frogglyloch, Fire Extinguishers, and Fear
I read this with overly confident Black Anchorman voice and it made it funnier to me.
I would love a Babish x Froggy collab. It would have to be a Botched by Babish episode of course.
Froggy's roommates must be a nervous wreck every time she's unsupervised 😂😅
I gotta say, i feel much more comfortable watching Froggy user a knife to cut things than Fillian.... that says something
I ever really want to scare yourself with someone's knife handling skills, look up Lydia from Yogscast with a knife. Though on her defense, they managed to give her a completely dull knife. But it is still frightening.
@@seanwallace9269 Dull knives are far more dangerous than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is easier to control when cutting, a dull knife has a tendency to slip and that's when accidents happen. The knife that Froggy is using is very sharp, which is why she's cutting through things easily. Her knife handling is jank because of how things are located. The fire extinguisher for example is in a bad location, it should be well away from the heat (which it is) and out ot her area of work so that while it can be accessed, it is not potentially in her way ready to fall over and cause an accident
well froggy can actually use a knife. that's scary, but in a different way.
@@EndoftheBeginning17 op said completely dull, so they probably meant butter knife or something, idk.
I fuckin dont, at least I know fil can take a hit
Everyone's talking about Froggy waving the knife around, but not enough people are talking about Froggy *diving her hands into the mixing bowl while the knife is in there edge up*. Shine bright you crazy diamond
This is when I started yelling at my screen.
@@unstenk485 Genuinely same. I was hitting pitches I didn't know I could still hit.
That got me so anxious
Watching her with the knife made me have multiple heart attacks.
The whole cooking all the drama and chaos involved.
Chopping on the floor. She is so unhinged I love it.
I was gonna say that I've seen worse, and then I saw 15:14 and I physically recoiled
6:00
I just sat there, hearing "not towards myself, not towards myself" and im yelling NOT DOWN YOURSELF EITHER!!!
People like Froggy are the reason people in the South invented the phrase, “Bless her heart.”
I know what thats southern for.
Froggy: Roommate Stories
Chat: "The Knife! _The Pot!_ _THE KNIFE!"_
Kiwi: Stop yapping, I'm hungry!
I could feel my blood pressure rise watching this 💀
Froggy doing her best to make onigiri look like a Michelin star chef.
A Giri + Froggy collab would burn down the kitchen for sure.
Someone has to do it
Froggy cooking in her room, waves a knife around, tells us unhinged stories, and just being froggy... yup checks out.
Less that a minute in... Froggy starts wildly gesticulating with a kitchen knife and I clench my desk in fear. I love you, Froggy. Never change 😂
Well, she should change her knife technique for the sake of future streams 😂😂
I was having similar issues, then someone handed her a live fire extinguisher and one of my eyes started twitching.
4:51 froggy totally not almost doxing herself lol
She got cheekbones, holy shit
Froggy's socks are cute though. And she puts in a lot of effort to make Kiwi happy.
You can tell she really really loves that bird. And Kiwi is a sweetheart. Also looks very healthy and happy, based on my extremely limited knowledge of birds.
I just want to say that when i searched for Froggyloch the first suggestion youtube gave me was "froggyloch crazy"
When she accidentally seed bombed the celery, I absolutely lost it lmao. We dont deserve Froggy
She's waving that knife around like the cops in Plan 9 wave guns around.
A fellow person of culture. That movie is so epicly terrible it rounds back around to being a classic.
Them replacing Bela Lugosi with the director's dentist, after Bela's passing. And the nonsensical plot, it is just so marvelous.
@@seanwallace9269I put it right up there with Sharknado and Twisted Pair as “Quality Concussive Head Trauma”.
Wow what a pull I appreciate this reference immensely
Froggy cooking on the floor while telling unhinged stories seems so normal to me, should I be be concerned 😂
After watching Papa mutt's cooking streams, this is tame.
This at least looks edible.
Great,thanx for remindin me of PapaMutts cooking,jesus man 😂😂😂😂
(Btw did anyone ever called him Papa Smut,because everytime i hear his name mention my inner auto correct instantly goes "did you mean papa smut?"😂😂😂😂)
I cannot WAIT until Zen reacts to this. Particularly the part where Froggy has an epiphany that she has more than one foot.
She keeps flailing around with the knife aaaaarrrrgghh!!!
"Is this towards myself? What is me?" Jesus christ Froggy is a fever dream with quotes like this being normal occurrence.
That poor roommate must be so scared every time Froggy is alone at home
1:49 “I don’t wanna go do drugs in the wilderness. So we went out into the wilderness.”
In all fairness, as someone who also talks with my hands, seeing Froggy just talk with a knife like that is pretty much how it goes ^^
Yeah like I don't get folk freaking out about it. It's just natural.
@@ghastlyanarchy1720 Some of her movements point the knife towards herself as part of the movement. That's where the danger comes in. However, while I also gesture with my hands, even with a knife, I fully accept the fact that it's a dangerous thing to do
“I can be fixed.” That’s up for debate.
She's fiiiiiiiiiine. Mostly.
Nhaaaa
oh god... who is giving froggy cooking equipment?!
@@lexsmith1285 we are, we gave her money to buy these things. Not intentionally, but can't physically stop her.
It's all our fault.
We did this.
I know I'm gonna be put on multiple lists for this, but
I low key find Froggy really hot. >_>
That's cool buddy..... Definitely not alerting the authorities or anything..... You're good..... Ignore the men in black suits outside.
@@nickmessner700 Oh, those guys? I invite them in for tea at least once a week! They're great. 👁👄👁
Love women that can keep you on your toes I see (out of their own wellbeing and safety)
Clasical music playing in the backround of a froggy stream is so polarizing
This was one of the most anxiety inducing streams that I had to mod for, I hope with all my heart that I don't have to watch her cook again 🥹🥹
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Grandma Giri? No
Grandma Froggy
😂😂😂
The way Froggy cut that pepper is unhinged. It's both super inefficient and dangerous, and it's sending me
idk whether to feel safer or in more danger with the fire extinguisher in the thumbnail.
Froggy is an agent of chaos. I don't think she knows though.
I HAVE NOT: screamed, laughed, gotten major anxiety, and a sense of calmness from any video in a LONG TIME. HOLYYYY
Froggy made me realize my microwaved ramen noodles are fine cuisine in comparison to her
I think Froggy putting ice cube trays over the pot for a moment activated my fight or flight response. I just wanted to scream "NO!"
I love Froggy's deep wheeze laugh.
If I was Froggy's roommate, and I woke up and saw Froggy slink into the basement with a knife, I'd just turn around and go right back to bed.
"I have a new couch because I couldn't figure out how to _boil_ the old couch."
Froggy cooking is the best advertisement for Uber Eats ever.
If I'd lived with Froggy every single moment I would live in fear of finding her corpse in the kitchen
Froggy’s a good bird mom.
Sometimes girl failures make the best pet owners. Some will learn to cook just to give pets a healthy diet, especially when dietary issues arise and those ridiculous mail order companies cost a fortune compared to my food budget. I looked at one company once out of curiosity and it was about $400 a month per 60 pound dog. Feeding my two would have basically cost me another mortgage payment after tax and shipping every month. Too rich for my paycheck.
"In the business we call this foreshadowing."
so that's where numi got her couch from..
look, i already knew froggy was a unhinged mess of a failed human experiment but the war crimes what ever Fae entity committed against her and not release her with a keeper was uncalled for
"Oh right, I have two feet!" xD
Adding an anti-frog door to my kitchen now.
………… HOW HAS FROGGY LIVED THIS LONG?!?!?!
She put the lid on the lid😂
"Why would you need _two_ pot lids?!"
I'm glad Froggy's roommates haven't been desensitized enough by her to stop asking the important questions.
Edit: And a fire extinguisher. They're Froggy veterans.
I mean thanks for clipping this.
At least I know she probably lived, but I can't make it past her knife technique. Goddamn.
She lived! Thank you for watching
This is epic
Great video ❤
Wish I was watching live 😂
Glad you enjoyed it!
Alternate Title: Froggy Commits OSHA Violations In Her Basement
Bro, how is she so careless with a knife and yet managed to cook unscathed??? 😱☠️
Every time the knife went near her hand I had a panic attack.
If you push on a bell pepper's stem with your thumbs it will push inward and break off I think. Provided it's crunchy enough.
I'm about 7 minutes into this, and let me tell you, it gets more anxiety-inducing the longer it goes. (Affectionate)
Man I Love Froggy
I love the. Chirp chirp chirp 😂❤❤😂❤
Well, at least she made it through with all her fingers intact 😂
I had an anxiety attack watching this
OMG i am terrified how she is handling this knife. I can see how every other knife movement cuts into her arm or hand. Plus she is waving the knife when she talk with her hands, even pointing it at herself.
Somehow watching Froggy cutting gives me more anxiety than watching filian almost explode a lava lamp, which I didn’t think was even possible
I can not with Froggy waving that knife around like that 😂
Kiwi must be the best fed bird in the state.
Froggy swinging the knife around while telling stories gave me anxiety
Ngl, was briefly concerned when I saw "Bird Chop for Kiwi" with no context
Damn, she's giving Papa a run for his money
I feel like I may have been too harsh on Giri, I mean it’s all in good fun but like..
6:28 “oh that’s right I have two feet” oh Froggy, you make it so hard to not treat you like a little baby gremlin with a knife
Instructions unclear, disposed of all my cancer causing knitwear just to be sure.
Plus one for the background music. Old school jazz is a great vibe. But yes, her knife handling is absolutely abysmal. Not bad prep, though, tbh.
Mmm, my favorite. Hot water and celery with bell pepper seeds.
I was sweating bullets when she started using the knife 💀
It looked like she was pointing the knife right at her face, when she talked about her previous room mate wearing contact lenses
Man this makes me feel a lot better about my cooking...
Froggy is sooooooo cute 😊
I love story time with Froggy
Froggy beans oh my were priverlaged
im feeling better about myself, thank you froggy
Announcing that you don’t know how to read temperature on a cooking stream is WILD 😂
I was waiting for fingers or fire, froggy needs adult supervision Pronto
I am just about 3 1/2 minutes in and the danger is apparent and it is understandable why her roommates are nervous with what he'll this will rot. Lol
She's the exact opposite of me when it comes to knives. I am so paranoid with them, I only ever use butter knives instead of chopping knives.
In todays episode of How are Vtubers still alive? we have Froggyloch cooking in her basement.
Bruh, I know a kill room when I see one
oh hey, she has the Lily Deskmat, nice.
Her cutting vegies gave me anxiety D:
Credit where it's due, I've never seen someone cut a pepper _backwards_ and try to cut the middle out (without a pairing knife or tool) instead of just cutting everything else _away_ from the core.
Fire extinguisher.
Where is your caregiver 😂
Someone needs to get her cut resistant gloves.
Before I watch the video I must exclaim,by seeing the title," dear go,no,anything but this....",and Imma watch the video now
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want to know what goes on in Froggy's head. I have two ideas on what does.
It's either the Bo Burnham "welcome to the internet" with "a little bit of everything, all of the time"
Or Patrick's spilt milk
I swear, I just keep screaming at her and all of her terrible cooking techniques coming from someone who enjoys watching cooking videos
I have so many things to say about this "cooking" that I saw. PS she is louder than the processor.
OMG I HAVE THAT SAME DAFT PUNK VISOR
I hope OniGiri sees this. Froggy needs professional help.
Jesus, Froggy! I'll teach you how to hold a knife and cut peppers, just please put the poor veggies down!
i thought pippa cooking was bad enough
o no....
Did she remember the taco seasoning?
The way she cuts that everything gives me anxiety.
Who's giving idea to froggy for cooking??😱😱😱 They want froggy dead or what...so dangerous...
13:02 she kinda gives me Chris Chan vibes with the voice