Deadpool Cuts His Hand Off Scene - Deadpool (2016) Movie CLIP HD
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“Macavoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing...”
Underrated line
Macavoy
@@cavalierliberty6838 I thought Stewart because Colossus is older
@@ellaelliott4415 2nd movie, cameo of macavoy era
xmen
Indeed, i finally caught it
Hahaha
Love how he screams when he breaks his bones but is so casually talking while cutting his hand off 😂
Welp, it's like bitting your own tongue vs accidentally bitting it difference.
@Homie charmander 64 that's not the same thing, if someone slaps you it will hurt more than slapping yourself because you feel and know when it's coming.
@Homie charmander 64 you need to remember he broke his hand so wouldnt feel pain on that moment...
@@regitanara8375 thats not how it works he would have to break all the nerves which are extremely painful to do so
@@Jun-Kyard bs, let me prove u wrong
"Oh, your poor wife!"
The fact that it was genuine concern and not sarcasm makes that line so much better
Yeah, I am concerned for Kitty. In the comics, she’s in a relationship with Peter, but what Wade learned made me worried for her
Omg 😂😆
@@zipi8760 sññsñs.ekekwlkeekewllerll!..as.s.s.swls,,wllw,sslwl,s,s
SAKAI SYMBOL OH MY GOD
It’s a joke, jesus
“I promise this gets worse for you big boy” takes me out every single time 😂
Colossus : This is embarrassing , please stay down
@@reallifedroopypoodle1306 "you ever heard of the one legged man in the a$$ kicking contest?"
@@ONLYOUSSEMA do you have off switch?
@@batmanrocks6727 Yeah, it’s right next to the prostrate. Or is that the on switch?
@@DaarkShadow enough *gets smacked away into nearby car* let’s us go to talk to the professor.
Colossus: Breaks 3 of his limbs
Deadpool: Tis but a scratch!
Technically Colossus didn’t break his limbs, Deadpool broke his own 💀
2:14 “A scratch? Your arms off!”
@Giorno Giovanna Yes. I believe it is.
@@BYERE *looks at his cutted arm*
- "I've had it worse"
@@alucardomalvadosyasociados5399 You lie!
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” that line made me die with laughter the most
Ahahahahah
Spinosaur didn't xD
@@hakaira7321 Neither did Indominus Rex
@@TheIndoraptor it was part t-rex though.
@@hakaira7321 1: Indominus Rex was a girl
2: Indominus Rex was intelligent enough to know how to pick her fights, despite being quite young and inexperienced compared to the Tyrannosaurus-rex. When faced by humans with guns, she ran rather than charging forward. She also attempted to communicate rather than attacking Blue and the other Velociraptors
I love how Colossus won the fight and broke almost all Deadpool's limbs simply by standing still
Colossus wins by doing nothing
Must have learned that from Luigi
Bro broke 3 bones in his body in less than a minute I'm dying of laughter 😂
Definitely more
Your wrists have 12 bones each, so its a lot more than that. 😅
Hands have a lot of little bones prone to breaking as well...punching a plate of solid steel with that kind of force would probably break most them not just the wrist.
Ahh Wade a.k.a mr Deadpool you seem to be Forgetting one minor detail When it comes to your abilities. While you may have a superior healing factor but unlike Wolverine your bones are not molecularly infused with adamantium meaning there far to brittle to Allow you to try to hurt Colossus with a punch or kick.
0:57 the tone of his voice, it wasn't even a joke it was genuine concern 😂
Lmfao
XD
Literal definition of "Balls of Steel"! XD
@@WarhammerWings XD
@@WarhammerWings nailed it
"aw your poor wife" send me wheezing😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol same
Same
😬😱😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😏😬🤕🤕🤕
@@bvishal2kn um you dont need to know thanks
@@bvishal2kn do you have a wife? If you don’t then I can see why you don’t understand...
“McAvoy or Stewert…these timelines are so confusing” 😭
Kills me every time. Nobody breaks the fourth wall like Deadpool.
@@maniacal1870 I swear 😂
@Eli Williams yes
@Eli Williams yes she hulk is a joke
@@AJAYKumar-ul2em if she hulk is a joke i aint laughin
Six years later and this scene still brings me to tears.
Ryan Reynolds was BORN for this role just as Robert Downey Jr was the only one who could be Iron Man
Agreed
More like Chris Hemsworth for thor
@@tegaidogun and Chris evans for Captain America
@@XYZ-zh7fbAnd Tobey Maguire for spider man
@@jurgen8084 nah Tom Holland is better than Maguire
“All the dinosaurs fear the trex”
🤣
" OH YOUR POOR WIFE"
Proceeds to break leg
@@scarlightemperor3410 I guess that didn't stop them from going extinct.
(Sorry, not sorry. I legit said that while I was watching this and my brother lost it.)
1:06
”Oh, your poor wife.”
I’M DEAD😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:50 The middle finger that he left so kind of him
The thing I love about deadpool is that his injuries are so real, like the only comic book hero that actually gets realistic injuries when fighting
Yeah but if everyone gets all the heroes get their bones broken then there wouldn't be anybody left fight because they don't have near Immortal regeneration abilities so they rely on their skill and strength and sometimes the enemy is just so much more powerful than them that they get one shot regardless.
Except for the backslap by colossus... dude can bench press a wrecking ball, Deadpool's entire head would've exploded like a water balloon full of marinara sauce...
@@CollinMcLean there was probably no effort behind the backslap
@@CollinMcLean pretty sure hes toned down from the comic books considering his fingers dont just sink into jugernaught and he has to put effort into throwing busses and shit around
@@CollinMcLean but yeah there wouldv been some serious carnage from a blow that could send wade flying like that
0:56 i can’t get over the *“aw, your poor wife!”* after he strikes his junk. that line never ceases to make me laugh.
The joke It"s ANOTHER. Marvel never let piotr married with their eternal LOVE Kitty pryde in the 616 but are married in a lot of alternate timelines.
And piotr it's well know to be some kind of LOVE machine like their GREATFATHER RASPUTIN....
@@ignacio3890 What the fuck are you talking about
that's why he's a virgin. you can just tell by his reaction to the strong woman when her chest was exposed mid fight
@@brucewayne3141 Bruce Wayne?!
@@ignacio3890 ooooo{oooooooooooooo
The laugh of Megasonic when Deadpool gets hit by Colossus and flys always seem to me like a very pure and adorable laugh
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” 😆 Deadpool looks silly in a T-Rex pose. 😜🦖
She has a very cute laugh indeed.
Nobody else can play this girl
negasonic. she be named for a "monster magnet" song
@@eaglesfan226 he thinks it’s kinda motivating 😭
"Mcavoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing." One of Deadpools best qualities is that he's not afraid of breaking the fourth wall 😂😂
Its because of this (and many other things) that the Deadpool movies can't possibly be a part of the same story as the other X-Men movies.
“Do you have off switch?”
“Yeah, it’s right next to the prostate, or is that the ON switch!”
Enough!!!! *knocks you away*
@@i39darkblade Groans
OHH JUST GIVE ME HATE ALREADY BITCH
ruclips.net/video/VsxfiImoFN4/видео.html
what's up man
@@spider-man8186 let us go talk to the professer
0:41 When two people are talking to me at the same time.
SuperiorBat Playz underrated 😂😂xD
SuperiorBat Playz omg so true XD
Soo..... you end up breaking your hands and legs?
SuperiorBat Playz and they both talking bad about you and you tryna be cool and do sick moves 😂
You try and pimp slap one?
I love how this movie feels just like the comics. Ryan, and other actors involved, really were awesome in this film 🎥
But can we agree that Ryan Renolds as Deadpool absolutely killed it in this movie? He’s funny af
"Oh your poor wife...!" Gets me everytime
1:45 “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me” it always kills me 😂
It's very underrated
Yet when Colossus uses a Robocop line in Deadpool 2 he gets crap for it.
Deadpool calls out Colossus for that line in DP2, and I think that's fucking hilarious.
lel
@@FrunkThe8th ikr
Deadpool giving Colossus the finger with his severed hand is the cherry on top for this scene 😂
People will do anything to show the finger these days
"Money shot!" When Colosis got face-blood
That's the line at puff action
another bit of icing is seeing Colossus nearly puking from the blood
Need a hand?
Get it?
"Are you there God ? It's me, Margaret" I love that line 😆😆😆
The way Colossus tells Deadpool to stop with the energy of a parent who's seen it all, heard it all, and been through it all.😂
"...all the dinosaurs feared the t-rex"
Still hilarious
The only question I have is: "Why did he yelled Canada?"
@@commanderiosifstalin4938 he is Canadian I think
@@badrtc3708 Yes, both Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds are Canadians. This film itself was shot in Canada. Just still don't understand why he yelled Canada in this scene.
not the co*k soft word
@@commanderiosifstalin4938 he yells OH before that. Oh Canada is their anthem I think
I can’t picture anyone else playing this role other than Ryan Reynolds
He was suppose to sign a multi-picture deal with DCEU, but after Green Lantern flopped, Marvel scooped him up. Best move ever. There was word once that he was considered for the Riddler in the Batman series.
Just like with Hew Jackman playing Wolverine and RDJ playing Iron Man
@@chclt_thndr *Hugh Jackman
Nolan north
I can
"Do you have off switch?"
"Yeah it's right next to the prostate, or is that the *ON* switch?"
I love this movie
"ENOUGH!" (backhands him into a car)
“Do you have off switch” OMG I’M DYING 😂😂😂
The writers are literally comedic geniuses and Ryan Reynolds to deliver just makes it all perfect.
he's actually a co writer
fun fact. he helped write most of that. same with number two, and now deadpool 3 which is the first r rated mcu film to come, he's apart of the writing for that as well.
@@badxanax333 genius and coercive enough to make Hugh don the claws once again
@@badxanax333 I thought all the deadpools were r rated?
was from monty python holy grail,,,, the black night scene
"Oh your poor wife" oh she has so much fun with how hard it is
Yes, that's the joke.
This comment mildly disturbs me
Well...someone had to say it...
Oh jesus that's disgusting
So does he have a wife
That was a very impressive spinning kick into a broken foot 😂
The gasp when he realizes Francis got away always makes me literally laugh out loud lol.
Ryan dominated this role
Yea
@MICHAEL chillll
@@blockmore1 ..
@MICHAEL I feel like your doing this to get attention lol
Micheal you must be haven a tough day instead of taking your anger out on other people in a comment section mabey get a punching bag so when ever you get mad you can just beat up a punching bag
If Deadpool was an Avenger, he'd have killed Thanos single-handedly 😂
Zero-handedly?
fun fact, in the comics, he did kill thanos
@@Magicality101 he killed thanos multiple times in the comics
@@jxrr3n ik xD
Hed make thanos kill himself
0:41 0:50 0:56 1:05 1:20 1:27 These are my favorite funny parts of Deadpool’s messed up fight
Colossus and Deadpool are two of my favorite Marvel characters. When I heard Deadpool was finally getting his solo flick, I had no idea Colossus was going to be in it. So seeing these two “fight” each other in theaters was literally a dream come true for me
To be honest there friends
Hugh Jackman -Wolverine
Robert Downey Jr- Iron man
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool.
These three performed so well that we can never imagine a replacement
Fr they thinking about making Harry Potter wolverine if they do imma die
Everybody thought the same about Spider-Man and Joker
@ArtBuffalo Holland is better imo
@@kingteddieP4 for a teenage peter parker, yes tom holland is better than tobey. But overall the best portrayal of Peter Parker is Andrew Garfield. While he's not the best Spider-Man, he portrayed a teenage Peter Parker perfectly. And i am talking about TASM1, not TASM2. TASM2 Writing was quite horrible. They made the same mistake Sam raimi did, putting too many villains in a movie with no backstory whatsoever.
@@tian03 tom Holland was the best *Friendly* neighborhood spiderman
“Let us go talk to the Professor”
“McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing”
I agree, Deadpool.
Yeah the timelines of X-Men movies are confusing on the origins.
Well in deadpool 2 it’s mcavoy
Yeah only one time apparent after that they didn't see Mcavoy until X-Men Dark Phoenix. Yeah don't see X-Men Dark Phoenix because it 23% on Rotten Tomato score broad.
@@Twilight17Petkoton yeaa why would people even listen to rotten tomatoes, its garbare review place
@@emillazar941 Yeah i not into X men Dark Phoenix and they did garbage on Cats.
8 years later and this is still hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
2:01 THATS A LOCKHEED SR-71 BLACKBIRD! WOW!!!
The half-assed "Dead or alive, you're comin' with me", as he's being dragged along by Collossus had me in stitches XD
Its a great line - and I think the reference went largely unnoticed unfortunately
@@DHC-ev2iq In the second movie Collosus says "Come with me or there will be trouble" quoting Robocop as well xD
@PasTa Actually it's Murphy's
I love how he says Canada instead of swearing when he literally swears every other sentence
Could be a reference to the fact that Ryan Reynolds himself is Canadian.
Could be. But he’s just spewing random stuff for pure humor, so whatever the case it was for comedic purposes.
Tyler Green lol yes n no but he was definitely referencing Canada because that’s where’s he from Vancouver to be exact as you can see where this Movie is set
I'm pretty sure it's because he said, oh, and the national anthem is called o canada
'Dude, your embarrassing me in front of the wizards'
'W-we, we don't do that here'
'your embarrassing me, I told them we were Friends!'
'This is embarrassing.'
I like how Ryan’s Deadpool mentions Canada every chance he gets
“Your poor wife” this is what makes deadpool one of the most favourable characters
1:44 - my favorite line.
For me it's when he says heads up after already hitting him in the head
666 likes say thank you
"No... we killed you.... we killed you!"
RoboCop what a great movie!
My favourite line was where Deadpool says "all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex"
2k likes and 6 comments lol
0:59 'ohh ur poor wife' 😂😂😂
@@GoTouchSumGrass. or maybe he broke her internal organs
He probably would just transform back into his nonmetallic form for copulation. Deadpool may or may not be aware that Colossus is not always in his metallic form, and even if he is aware, the joke is still funny.
Gets me Everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@police officer I can already tell your 10😂😂
@@RelyksJ close 21
0:58 “oh your poor wife” had me dying man! 😂🤣💀
"All the dinosaurs fear the trex" killed me 😂
"Do you have off-switch?"
"Yeah, next to the prostate. Or is that the on-switch?"
lmfao
1:23🤣🤣🤣
Colossus: ENOUGH!!!!!
@@davidchism6081 1:26
"You ever heard the one legged man in the ass kicking contest?"
"Do you have off switch?"
"Yeah, it's right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?"
😂😂😂😂
Deadpool was getting nervous and Colossus was getting sick of his shit
There's an off switch, just knock him out.
ENOUGH! BAM!!! Right into a car.
Wow thanks for typing out a quote from the video we all just watched
@@GeorgeTropicana please shut the fuck up you joyless piece of shit. responses like this are so fucking dull and unnecessary.
Now I understand the whole Are you their god? It's me, Margaret line.
1:32 how it feels getting out of bed when you’ve slept in a weird position
Ikr, I'm always limp
Ikr
oh a twillight ran
Facts 😂
I felt that on the spirit
1:34 when summer is over and your mom tells u to get ready for school
That's true
Lmao.
DriftTheStreamer lol 😂
Were gonna do school in summer
Lol! But now we have coronavirus
“Are you there God? It’s me Margaret!”
I’M DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have u ever seen 127 hours had me dying 😂 also the middle fingerr😂
Honestly when he screamed Canada I freakin died
Ohhhhhhh........ CANADA!!!!!!!
sorry, i missed that reference. Is "Canada" a placeholder for some other word?
@@vvenkat111 no. Ohh, Canada!! National anthem, I think.
@@vvenkat111 orginally deadpool was in weapons X in Canada I think that's what it was referring to?
@@outlawstar2090 I think it's a reference to Ryan Reynolds himself. He is Canadian.
Negasonic’s adorable giggling and Wade’s hilarious shrieking make the scene😂
along with Wade shouting "zip it, Sinead!" LMAO
Loving the slight Monty python reference of keeping the fight going despite losing all of his limbs “yea still had his one leg but I’d love to see him break that and go just a flesh wound”
the moment he cuts his hand and says
"oh yeah here comes the money shot"
it cracks me up
1:32 When you forget to turn off the lights before going to sleep 🐸
Yep becuase your eyes hurts
i like frogs
and i have ranidaphilia
HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ LEL
@@idk82929 nope, because you won't to stand up again.
1:32 when you just get up for bed
Due Panthercat that’s exactly what I do when I get out of bed
That's so true
GRAMMAR POLICE
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
*Are you there god? It’s me, Margret.*
"Are you there God? It's me Margaret" 😂😂😂
Actually in the Italian translation Deadpool said this:
"Cockshot!!"
Metal bang
"Oh! How I wish to be your wife"
Hahahahaha! Oh boy! That is another level of that! Hahaha! I guess because Deadpool is said to be pansexual! Lol!
He’s said “oh your poor wife” 🤦🏾♂️
@@5StarColex This person mentions the Italian version of the film. I am not sure if you are referring to the same thing.
@@katerinaaqu oh if that’s the case I am not
@@5StarColex I got it :) You were mentioning at what Deadpool is saying right here but if you look closely, the original comment talks about "Italian translation". But it is quite alright. Everyone misses something critical at commets! Lol! I have lost counting how many I have missed! XD
"mcavoy or stewart,this timeline so confusing"
Your the best
Thank you.
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Just imagine deadpool and iron man in the same team. The chemistry between them would be amazing.
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-rex”🤣🤣🤣
2:20 I remember everyone in the Audience laughing at that part
crazy jamie I died laughing just now I was wheezing
😂
crazy jamie how did he even manage to do that in the last second?
😂😂🖕🏻🖕🏻
So do I
0:46 when your younger sibling hits you
Care Queen yeah it’s true coming from the young sibling
Dang
1:27 When you hit them back
@@SuperiorBat-te3ff I can't ....Please Stop I'm dYiNg!! 😂
@@SuperiorBat-te3ff and then 1:27 when your dad/mom hit you back for hitting your younger sibling
"Aww your poor wife" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime
Sooooo many funny moments and nuances in just a couple minutes 😂 this whole movie is just gold
"Let us go talk to the Professor"
"McAvoy or Stewart? These Timelines are so confusing"
That literally has to be the most OFF THE CHARTS 4th Wall break😂😂😂 EPIC!
*One of the Best Movie Quotes tbh*
Kishan Bhatt the timelines are confusing tho
@@uniformbanjo7402 yup. Agreed 😂
These are confusing times
I watched this clip thousand times and i didnt even notice that lol
wait what’s it mean
0:57 dude you have a metal part, that's insane.
I bet it never goes down once he's ready to go.
@@1597B 0:56
I understood that reference
You have a metal junk? That is awesome dude!
Winter soldier:punch
Spider-Man stop the punch:you have a metal arm?
That is awesome dude!
1:39 I love this 4th wall break, as the audience we know exactly what he's talking about, to Colossus it's gibberish.
Deadpool: Ohh your poor wife...
"All the dinosaurs feared the Trex."
I cried 😂😂😂😂
Hahah
I did too lmao
300th like
I know nobody cares, I just have nothing else good in my life to share...
@@Grandflea02 i care
Why ? Lol you dont even know why
I just noticed why Deadpool said “all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” 😂😂😂
I did not understand that dialogue
Because his two hands were bent like a T rex?
@@dramishadubey9279 yes
@@deatheye4576 oh thanks
@@dramishadubey9279 yes
@@Chriss-ke5yd oh, thx :)
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.”
Ohh your poor wife that got me killed😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deadpool is arm
This is really painfull to watch, especially with nasty sounds of his bones.
In my village whenever we eat chicken it is quite common because unlike other countries we cut chicken wings legs and pretty much everything it sounds like that
That punch to the nuts, I wonder what his wife feels?
So original!
@@crxptic.t I can smell the sarcasm lol
@@Novasigmia So his wife does nut torturre?
1:27 when you talk back to your mom
Taco Blude yuh no kidding
LOL
Or dad
When Deadpool broke his bones when he tried to hit him it was hilarious I was dying of laughter😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
0:34 I just love his reaction
I like how deadpool flips him off XD
It shows he is trish its opinion
YASE I LOVE IT XD
At 2:20
Deadpool:Really Chad? 0:44
Chad Gardner: Noooooooooooo
Deadpool:That's right and Bryan do me a favor would you?
What's that?
Deadpool:Tell your Mom that I don't want to see this man in this house again ever.
1:10 you can see the instant regret in his eyes 🤣🤣🤣 favorite part in the whole movie for me. Had me dieing
@Odin Gilissen
You're so right.
Hands down best ever deadpool scene. It just keeps on giving. I see the black knight scene from Monty Python was inspirational to this one.
1:27 the best face slap in the world...
i bet Thanos would do better
Patrik no way this would be funnier anyway
Literally best bitch slap.
@@bored4930 s
Not better than my father’s
i love how ryan is always being himself while playing the character deadpool, he really makes my day
I can't stop laughing when i saw the cutten middile finger of deadpool😂😂😂
Are u there God it’s me Margaret? 😂
2:08 “oh there’s the money shot baby” 😂
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Wasn’t that an artery? 💀
You there GOD? It's me Margaret
@@gregelliott5016 XD Lmao
@@miamor628 yeah but he's fucking deadpool, he can survive pretty much anything
“Cock Shot! *BANG* OH!…Oh your poor wife!”
Ryan Reynolds KILLED this role.
0:56
Dude Deadpool was born to play Ryan Reynolds
The funniest thing that Deadpool before his mutation looks exactly like Deathstroke
The 3 parts that made me laugh so much is 1:05, 1:19 and 2:11 gets me every time.
1:56 "You ever seen 127 hours? *Spoiler Alert* !!
Love that movie
Poor green goblin
Never seen it...
XGamer21 a guy cuts off his arm cuz he’s was trapped in a ravine. I think.
Clorox Bleach
Yep and it was baded on a true storie
If captain America were here:
Language
Language
Language
Language
LANGUAGE!
Not post Endgame Captain
Deadpool actually really respects cap so hel stop momentarily.
@@christianflores3437 my laguage is !*@=^÷!%-&-=÷☆●●■▪¿&&,_$/)@×]~♧¿▪.•]#$'¡|~■
Deadpool:"Are you done"?
Captain: "I can do this all day"
zRuSh_Shoty did you watched Endgame?