Little cory: my dad beat me when i lost screws to my toy box Me: rolling on the floor laughfing Lil cory: i dOnT loSE THe SCrewS aNYmoRE Me: laughs louder Mom: boy wuts wrong with you Me: mA ITs CoRy Mom: O oK
Nep Nep I use my dad's laptop (I'm kinda young to own a PC, it sucks) and since he isnt like a gamer or something he would never buy like a super expensive gaming laptop. It's really cheap and bad. Rip
Not So Anonymous yeah, very good point. My friend owns a dell G7 with a GTX 1060, and even if its at 100%, it loses about 60% of the FPS it had before when it was plugged in.(AKA: Charging so no confusion) Definitely would recommend a PC.
He had a car accident. But he wasn't hurt much, so I don't think he need 6 months to recover lol. But hey, at least he is back now. I still love this channel. Been here since 500k
Hard to show HDR if you aren’t watching this on an HDR monitor lol still, they’re really cool so if you get the opportunity- PICK ONE UP!
oml i need one of these.
Almost as big as ya whole body young boi xD
I wish I had enough money-
Ok Mr. Cory!
Cory can you like this comment you don’t know how much this will make my day
When your room isn’t cleaned and your moms back from the store
0:01
yo that's how it be
Ye
But mom wouldn't ring the doorbell would she?
"Moms"
Wow u have many moms
0:11 when yo mom pulls out the belt 0:33 when she pull out two belts
The black pants and the r34 strikes again!
Also more like 0:02
Dip Status
*ACTIVATED*
Hahaahah nice one 😂😂😂😂
*pOp* nIcE
0:51 I’m still laughing a year later
Sliferskydrag30 😩😢😂 same
When he gone for 8 months
*laughs in 7 months*
Lmfaoo
*laughs in 9 months*
Fam i dont think they wanted us to know you hade scripted lines. 😁😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂
ObeyThe Savage fr
lol
Ikr
ObeyThe Savage I don't think he does
XD really
4:58 bruh he said it with a straight face im dead
Lmao
Lol
He cut it out when he laughed but it’s still funnny
Got me rollin😂😂🤣
I'm crying
0:33, when your parents get home from work and you forgot to clean your room.
Bruh that was GOOD
GodlySkillz123 I didn’t clean my room yet ;^;
GodlySkillz123 mood
Ya same
XD
2:07: when trying to explain a presentation in class
For real
2:00 is better
😂😂
😂😂
2:00 when you don't read the instructions
I love feeling pain hahaha no
R.I.P Old Title
8-4-18 - 8-4-18
“PLAYING SHADOW OF WAR ON THE BEST MONITOR MADE.”
oh i though he deleted dat
Ya
I miss the old title already
Shadow Orochi actually 8-5-18 its 0:40am my boi
Shadow Orochi dude like almost people change he tittle rip
MY BOY ROCKING THEM DOUBLE UPLOADS
I SWEAR
It's that 4-month redemption.
screech alert i
Yeah......
4:37
Cory: "it's freaking felt"
My brain: " well ye, you're touching it"
Felt is a material
i felt your pain
no ok...
0:03 when you realize you did not save your game
Hi
I can c dat
jmo2350 lol
This is why they created autosave.
Beatriz Gonzales um hi
0:02 when your mom's home and you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer
Edit: thanks for 150+ likes
*NOW GIVE ME SUBSCRIBERS*
XD RIGHT!!!
sirmoo470 - Clash Royale funny moments Lol so me
sirmoo470 - Clash Royale funny moments I like your profile picture
I'd be running faster though
Karena Starks u watch kyle exum too yes im not alone
0:03 When Cory uploads a video after 4 months of inactivity
Thank You so much for over 100 Likes!!
LOL
DEAD!!!
The Legendary Phoenix that’s funny 😁
The Legendary Phoenix yoo 😂😂
MOOD! 😂😂😂
This video literally popped up in my for you feed today Cory
At the beginning Cory had them moves like Connor from Detroit
•••• JAYLA ••••• yah dang right he did!
28 StAb WoUnDs
E7
u right
sucker
0:03 - 0:45
Me when cory made a video after 4 months
TheCubingFox lol 😂
Same 😂😢
:O
Lol
He’s gone for 4 months AGAIN...
“My dad would beat me when I lost the screws to my toy box 🙂”
“I don’t lose the screws anymore 🙂”
😂😂😂
8:39
Cory: uh oh it’s about to go down
Kevin Hart:yep
HA I remember that one
Cory after 4 minutes of trying to sell me a computer: "are you going to buy this yet or nah??
Me: Nah I'm going to try to win it sucky! 😂
oof that typo, might wanna fix it
Win it sucky
Bev Johnson what I'm saying lol
0:03 me when I see Cory’s double upload
NO U AIN'T I AM
When I was little my dad beat me when I lost the screws to my toy box....I don't loose them anymore-
CoryxKenshin Best Speech 2018
Beat you ;)
0:04 When the pizza rolls are done
Plot Twist: Your brother ate them first
Getting recommended this 6 years later is crazy
same
0:05 When ya mom home and you aint clean the dishes
0:03 when u wait nearly an hour for ur dominos pizza and it arrives
S U C C
0:03 when the wifi goes out so you now have to interact with the world around you
S U C C 0:03 when your grandma and mother grounds you from fortnite and you have no cookies left
S U C C dominos is trash af
Movies 0:33 but in reality 0:30
Jordan Davis ok and.......
Little cory: my dad beat me when i lost screws to my toy box
Me: rolling on the floor laughfing
Lil cory: i dOnT loSE THe SCrewS aNYmoRE
Me: laughs louder
Mom: boy wuts wrong with you
Me: mA ITs CoRy
Mom: O oK
P1X3L K1DD0 ur so right
I hate ass whoopens.
Same XD
XD
Wut
4:58
That "I don't lose the screws anymore🙂" 😂😂
0:03 When ya mom come home and them dishes ain’t done😂 wooooboi!
:)
Nurvz ME
DragonRose XD lol same my samurai brotha 😂
Nurvz HEY ILL BE UR SAMURAI SISTER
DragonRose XD O srry samurai sista 😂😂 did not know my bad
*"I don't lose the screws anymore"*
SGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I saw this comment not even a second before Cory said that XD
@@thehoneyqueen1765 😂😂😂
Lol😂🤣🤣🤣
That gameplay looking *CRISP* though
PrettyGang Bella can you sub to my channel
Kevin Waynee no
do u play in a ps4 or xbox
lmao ur name used to be ieatsheecum
PrettyGang Bella 0:15 it's the middle of summer
There is just something about Cory’s video that REALLY makes my day. When whenever I am sad I think of Cory.
0:03 when u notice your wifi went out
xD
0:00 - 0:42 When the police at your door and you know you done something wrong.
Lighting Thief lol
That thumbnail tho 😂
DJ lololol can you please subscribe to my channel !!!!
He look like calebcity in the thumbnail
Stop copying me
DJ lololol :O
What dat mouth do tho
3:20 who honestly thought it was honestly broken when you first saw it xD
Me bro i lowkey got scared
My heart did a little jump
The quality of videos are gonna be way better
Black Discliples true
😂 that garage tho broke your ankles.
Edit: AND DAAANG THAT RIDE LOOK LIKE MR PRESIDENT IN THERE!
already?
Poser lol
*when CoryxKenshin is a tech channel*
ᴍɪɢᴜᴇʟ ʟᴜɪs ikr
Cory Tech Tips > Linus Tech Tips
Crazy how you started to post your stuff all over my feed, just had a bad day at work.
I wanna give up bro
I’m glad your back
I love you all
Don’t quit, the bad day is the past, I believe you can have a better future, amen 🙏
I love how weird cory is
I completely mean this in the nicest way possible
*nani masa boku no wa itsaka bokumawa korimanizukuriza kunimausa nantedeomaza nada ishu te*
*MOAIA WAMU SHINDERU*
DeXieTy 1001 omae wa mou shindeiru*
@@Wenlock5 *nandateo masaka omaiwa nandeta!!!!!!!*
@@Wenlock5 omae wa mou shindeiru i dont speak japanese u fool
0:02 dat face you make when Cory uploads a new video
*Oh yes.. a Double upload..* The THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIT SO I CLICK
Jarydz Malaran : you should always click good up so I want the knife hi ur a samuri I respect that hahehahe
Jarydz Malaran IKR
Jarydz Malaran ok
caleb moss hehe
KANEKI BRODDAH!!!
This popped up on my recommended now for some reason, but I'm not complaining
0:33 when bae texts you and says her parents aren’t home
Kierra Dowell after 10000000000 times that joke ain't funny anymore
That’s YOUR opinion. 🤷🏾♀️
Kierra Dowell thats what the COMMENT SECTION is for
😂 I sense attitude
*MOOOOMM, THIS GUY ON RUclips SAYS I HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE!!*
At the beggining I'm like Cory what's wrong! Then I figured out the computers need him.
Rynoze could it be
god of gaming THIS NIGGA JUST JUMPED OVER A FUCKING A 5’11 SUV
Rynoze THE ATHLETICISM
2:34 “Do we plug this into freaking voltron?” I’m dead
0:51 im laughing 6 years later
The consistency cory THA CONSISTENCY THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
CloutToon SD
----
*Cory
(and don't get but hurt cause I corrected you)
You watch Cory too?, I see you on imdontai's comments all the time
RxyzGhxndie
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Thank you good stranger :D
(but how can I not you're sort of being cheeky?)
That Keyboard Caught My Attention
Gamer Precious same it's fire as hell
Gamer Precious same bro
If you want a good keyboard get the corsair k70 rgb rapid fire
F
xd Haiisu ikr that is what I came for
0:33 When your Girlfriend says "I'm pregnant"
Oml 😂😂
Lmaoo
All about the memes
Jameel Burton lol
Lol
Sooo...we’re just going to ignore the fact that this dude jumped over his car...just to get in it😂😂
By lookin at the thumbnail you know it's already gonna be lit
2000?
Bro my PC isnt even worth over 200.
Nep Nep I use my dad's laptop (I'm kinda young to own a PC, it sucks) and since he isnt like a gamer or something he would never buy like a super expensive gaming laptop. It's really cheap and bad. Rip
Nep Nep mine isnt even 100
I have a 1000 dollar laptop it can run minecraft at 20 fps lmao my boiz just get a computer if you wanna game
Not So Anonymous yeah, very good point. My friend owns a dell G7 with a GTX 1060, and even if its at 100%, it loses about 60% of the FPS it had before when it was plugged in.(AKA: Charging so no confusion) Definitely would recommend a PC.
"I don't lose the screws anymore" 😂😂😂
2:02 this part reminds me of dashie when he’s unboxing. Both of them do this awkward stare at the camera
Fr tho 😂
2:04 trying to see if your mom is coming because your trying to open a gift before Christmas
Hahahahaha
when you go downstairs to get some late night snacks
Love the idea of *Cory leaving for 4 months* becoming a meme lol
Luizen L he left for 6months before lmao
Brandon Brandon Chiam Woah. I remember hearing about that. So why was it that time?
He had a car accident. But he wasn't hurt much, so I don't think he need 6 months to recover lol. But hey, at least he is back now. I still love this channel. Been here since 500k
@@duckquackepog9728 do you still watch him?
@@Mon1ker you bet I do! He is back !
1:50 When your best friend tells you his grandma died
@Stubby Stubbington nope
Not funny
2:01 When your best friend tells you his grandma died
Everytime I watch cory he puts a smile on my face
Me too he’s Just too funny
Cory: HUH! It's a magnet!
ME: *Smirks then cries*
KingQLit he pure
ISSA MAGNET
21: >:(
0:15 till 0:36 when your girlfriend be alone in home and she calls you to come over 😂💔😂
xXzack_ GamerXox joke is overused
m o o n gekyume Yeah
*_I'm so glad you upgraded! You really deserved it!_* 💕💕👏
“When I was younger my dad beat me because I lost the charger skrews”…. Now I don’t lose them anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:03 when you realize you for got your date with yo girl and you late
relatable
HA! Jokes on you, I've never been in a romantic relationship before!
Then isn't that on you? And... not him?
for got? i thought it was forgot
More like when you forgot to take the chicken out and your mom hit you with that "I'm on my way"
i love how honest he is with the sponsor telling us what his thoughts are and what they told him to say
0:03 when ya mom comin home but the house aint clean
*chuckles* im in danger
0:03 me wen I see stolen comment
@@AB-rg1kb Nice.
the face that i made when cory came back: 0:03
Lol
GREATEST thumbnail in history!!! 😂👌
ItsGabriel true😂👍👌
ItsGabriel it's not
saadia Ferreira r/woooosh
What about the thumbnail for the video called something like "Nigel landed this trick and noone else has" from Braille Skateboarding
0:03 i forgot my phone gtg lol
Cory is like a happy kid on xmas 😂
0:01 how you acted when you were little and you heard the doorbell and didn't know who it was
99.9% of you wont see this but god bless all of you
Thank u man Jesus loves u sooooooo much❤🙏🏽
God bless you as well brother or sister💪🏽💪🏽
I seen you
@@Cal_aber lowkey wasn’t paying attention to the comment i just seen it
God bless you as well brother❤
is it bad that I laughed/cried so hard at the goofy yell at work because.....
"My momma always said the more something weighs the more quality" 😂
Stain1essKiller " my dad beat me when I would lose the screws."
Stain1essKiller I mean, she ain't wrong
Stain1essKiller as an engineer, she couldn’t be more wrong😂
So what if I put 3 million rocks in my sock cuz I’m playboi carti and he has 3 million subs and I can hide anything in my sock
Please do another TRY NOT TO LAUGH like if u agree 😉
I agree with you!
Coryxkenshin: look at my new monitor
Me: Monitor THAT'S A WHOLE TV
I never knew A samurai brotha drove a ford. I thought it was the warrior mobile
FaZe TheLegend27 lmfao
“The longer the word the more legit it is” quote from corxkenshin aka the samurai master 2018 August 4th
They’re Like WOAH... WHAT THE FREAK IS A PREDATOR 27 Monitor
DonutboyYT FANATIC 2018 lmao same
DonutboyYT FANATIC 2018 X*
1:58 Ok What Was Hes Name Again
Cory is the best RUclipsr ever
Fureel
yeah boy
1:44 Cory : *YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE CLICKING OFF MY VIDEOS YOUNG BOY I MEAN IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WE COULD-
Me : I WON'T I WON'T
CORY WITH THEM DOUBLE UPLOADS LIKE IF YOU AGREE 😁😁
GamerThatGames GTG agree with what
Crazy how this got recommended to me on my page 6 years later
Cory we miss you
Ong 6 years later is wild
*wait* cory has a car? i always thought he teleported every where bc he's a god
The he'll
sad confetti of course he has one so you didnt watched coryxcooking
MariusBoss 11458 r/woooosh
Xd
*clap**clap*
3:23 I thought the top left corner of the monitor was broken xD
EvanWCawesome _ SAME
I know right. I was like Cory better send that trash back now!
Same
BIG DAWG No it just looks like that from the veiw that we're looking at it from
ME TO LOL
I dont know but 'Cory' is funny in a special way
in 5 years you will leave for a year to work on the monga monsters we make.
13:15 thought he was going to say August 25th 😂😂
If you know you know.
TOBIO Ksi vs logan p
TOBIO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMART
Aye my mans cory you need to take your pills and play some finding bigfoot 2.0 and dont forget your mtn dew and doritos.
Kaiii Please play that if you see this Cory.
*NECKBONE MINE* 🤣
Ahahahaahahahahahahahahhaahhaaahahhahaahahahahhahaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahhaahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahhaahhaahahhahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahaahahhaahahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Penisholeppysrrh
Don’t know if anybody sees this after all this time but 3:05 sent me 😂
blossomツ I saw it ;)
@@johnbidonkis2233 what is it
What is it?
I saw it 😂
Real Fans know he Remade the title
xShooter23x No everyone who has notifications on know the title was different lol
XD yeah
xShooter23x yep.
It used to be something like "playing world of Warcraft on the best moniter" Idk the exact name
Erick Estrada yea
0:04 “when you wake up the next day and forgot to do your homework”
XD
me all the time
lmfao
Someone call 911, cause my man cory just did a double upload
crazy how a monitor like this today is just like 100-250 on average now
" my dad beats me when I lose a screw to the toy box, I don't lose screws anymore" that was the darkest yet funniest thing he ever said
Ayyy kaneki broddah!
glad to know other people have taste In avatars
*GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP*
GOTTA SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP
aceblue51 GOTTA EAT EAT EAT
ITS SWEEPING TIME
GOTTA CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT
Please a new pc please
The skit at the beginning was hilarious
Cory Kenshin's Pimple ikr
Cory Kenshin's Pimple and lit
you know its bad when your getting youtube recommendations from 5 years ago…
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