CRINGE AND WHINGE | A Book Review of Trigger Warning by William Johnstone

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @incw.2601
    @incw.2601 5 лет назад +2773

    So basically
    an onision book with better grammar.

    • @salem7276
      @salem7276 5 лет назад +311

      Basically the same, except Johnstone is blatantly conservative, whereas onision is _100% liberal, totally not a transohobe, and an absolute advocate for women empowerment_

    • @aubrietesta8220
      @aubrietesta8220 5 лет назад +201

      arrogant uncle he also gets laid. don’t forget he gets laid, because onision has sex, all the time. did i mention he gets laid?

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 лет назад +143

      aubrie testa
      Yep. He gets laid all the time, and even lesbians like Strange Aeons aren’t immune to his powerful sexual charisma.

    • @jimtreebob2096
      @jimtreebob2096 5 лет назад +20

      Autumn K Johnstone is also pretty successful. He’s written a bunch of those crappy westerns you see in the book section at Walmart. Right next to Louis L’amour.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 лет назад +43

      @@jimtreebob2096 but, this johnstone is a she and she hasn't ever written a western. william has been dead for quite sometime.

  • @ghostonthemoon1812
    @ghostonthemoon1812 5 лет назад +6461

    “Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”= This author explaining anything

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 5 лет назад +545

      Only nowhere near as charming

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 лет назад +289

      Lin C.
      Or funny.

    • @ghostonthemoon1812
      @ghostonthemoon1812 5 лет назад +60

      Ranna the Ranger lol I mean no insult, merely drawing a connection 😂

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 5 лет назад +158

      except at some point this author also says "it's actually not quite poison"

    • @ergogrrl
      @ergogrrl 5 лет назад +33

      Good lord, this book is the Republican equivalent of an Alex Maisonette film.

  • @rozarah
    @rozarah 5 лет назад +1688

    The masculine energy from that shirt got me pregnant

    • @cattyghostly7414
      @cattyghostly7414 5 лет назад +105

      Same here. Don't understand how but it happened.

    • @bimbowithadegree420
      @bimbowithadegree420 5 лет назад +80

      Oh damn it, and here i thought i was special and the shirt really did love me

    • @cattyghostly7414
      @cattyghostly7414 5 лет назад +38

      @@bimbowithadegree420 it's very slutty :/

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 5 лет назад +23

      Name the baby Hunter because you never saw him coming.

    • @mikeyunderstars
      @mikeyunderstars 5 лет назад +24

      i think the worst part is that this book was written by a woman using a pen name

  • @kj6731
    @kj6731 4 года назад +459

    Apparently if you scream ‘fascist’ loud enough a bunch of ninjas jump out of the bushes with bike chains and pipes to fight fascism.

    • @thrownswordpommel7393
      @thrownswordpommel7393 4 года назад +94

      If you say it three times in front of a mirror at midnight, a member of antifa appears and sucker punches you Spencer-styel.

    • @celldh0825
      @celldh0825 Год назад +14

      Bro's spawned in like a random encounter

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 10 месяцев назад +10

      “Gotcha now, FASCIST-CHAN!”

    • @choninja21
      @choninja21 9 месяцев назад +10

      As it should be honestly

  • @jessicaslater4243
    @jessicaslater4243 5 лет назад +3691

    I love the whole "He's so strong he resists tasers!" Apparently, the author is unaware of the fact that the more muscle mass you have, the HARDER it is to resist a taser, because tasers basically use your own muscles against you. People that are obese with low muscle mass are actually less vulnerable to tasers than thin, fit people, and even THEY are rarely able to resist the effects.

    • @MyraZinshu
      @MyraZinshu 4 года назад +624

      The only way I could see him resisting the tasers in any circumstance with some degree of functionality afterwards is if he was an electrician.
      My dad was tazed once before I was born, he was mildly fit and had been working as an electrician for a vast majority of his life. As he'd been exposed to higher voltages before all the taser did was give him a few muscle twitches.
      Granted he would purposely shock himself sticking his finger in a power outlet in the morning to wake himself up. Claimed it was better than coffe.
      So yeah, unless Jake was an electrician he absolutely would not have been able to tank two tasers and still be able to move.

    • @dragonrage122
      @dragonrage122 4 года назад +351

      @@MyraZinshu I'm sorry. yourdaddidwat

    • @MyraZinshu
      @MyraZinshu 4 года назад +395

      @@dragonrage122 yeah, he would purposefully shock himself. I know that's not exactly normal for most people but I've come to just accept it.

    • @loaf8506
      @loaf8506 4 года назад +239

      FINALLY being fat is a plus

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 4 года назад +229

      Another point is that tasers dont always make a good connection. If they one prong doesnt connect or if it hits on the wrong part of the body. It wont give the full ride. So it's not that Jake is super epic badass, the taser just didnt work like it does 9n 50% of the people in the world because tasers are unreliable. Lmao

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 5 лет назад +2209

    No no, Krimson. You're thinking of Chekhov's gun. That gun gets mentioned and comes up again later in the plot. This is Jake's gun. Jake's gun only gets one mention.

    • @KrimsonRogue
      @KrimsonRogue  5 лет назад +602

      Lol, my bad. XD

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 лет назад +179

      Jake's gun is so big it eclipses the universe.

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 4 года назад +88

      Which is to be set up for another weapon, like Jake's knife

    • @vapid6311
      @vapid6311 4 года назад +21

      @@ahniandfriends123 damn, that's one big iron

    • @pills-
      @pills- 4 года назад +20

      "Jakes Gun"
      A new trope for TVTropes

  • @The_Cooler_Nari
    @The_Cooler_Nari 5 лет назад +2225

    i said it on jenny's video and i'll say it here:
    shoulda been called Cry Hard

  • @squidcultist0022
    @squidcultist0022 5 лет назад +4127

    It's like a boomer fantasy

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 лет назад +365

      And not the Boomers that fought in a war or worked their way to the top, the kind of whiners who inherited their fortune and look for something to complain about because they're nostalgic for their youth.

    • @jorchdatorch842
      @jorchdatorch842 5 лет назад +145

      @@feralchangeling97 And wish Tinder was invented when they were physically desirable and could still get hard

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 лет назад +92

      @@jorchdatorch842 I forgot how many boomers were on Tinder.

    • @PabloEscobar-cf6cy
      @PabloEscobar-cf6cy 5 лет назад +10

      more like zoomer

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt 5 лет назад +4

      But with more phones

  • @GibusWearingMann
    @GibusWearingMann 5 лет назад +947

    "That madman is going to blow us"
    _page turn_
    "all to kingdom come!"

  • @Fallkhar
    @Fallkhar 3 года назад +811

    "Granderson knew a floor tile when he saw one"
    Absolutely astonishing! How does one procure such reality-defying powers?

    • @justyouraveragecorgi
      @justyouraveragecorgi 3 года назад +63

      This guy is gonna be the next Sherlock Holmes with those deductive reasoning skills

    • @Syoubat
      @Syoubat 3 года назад +86

      "Mmm yes the floor here is made of floor "

    • @justyouraveragecorgi
      @justyouraveragecorgi 3 года назад +21

      @@Syoubat Your statement is made funnier because he is literally looking at the floor (though I assume that was the joke)

    • @Syoubat
      @Syoubat 3 года назад +4

      @@justyouraveragecorgi yes indeed

    • @aurora_boketto7746
      @aurora_boketto7746 3 года назад +13

      I thought Krimson was joking when I read that. But no. Literally in the book 😭 Hurts my brain

  • @PoeticElysium
    @PoeticElysium 5 лет назад +1347

    Beating an Onision book is not difficult, the menu at Denny's is a more competently put together and coherent narrative than anything he has hammered out.

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake 3 года назад +71

      Bro my 8th grade creepypasta fanfiction had more though put into it tbh- and there was at LEAST a paragraph talking about the reader-insert character's brother's favourite mral.

    • @matchamelon330
      @matchamelon330 3 года назад +3

      Mood

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 3 года назад +5

      I'm confused, what does Denny's have to do with this?

    • @matchamelon330
      @matchamelon330 3 года назад +15

      @@SnoFitzroy dennys is dennys

    • @cymond
      @cymond 3 года назад +13

      Fuck dude
      Now I want Denny's

  • @CM-ne9ej
    @CM-ne9ej 5 лет назад +3139

    The book is supposed to be complaining about political intolerance, yet the ENTIRE book is basically Jake throwing a tantrum over having to reside in an environment where his views aren't popular.
    Wouldn't you, say he's a bit, um...as the author would put it, triggered?

    • @jajajinks1569
      @jajajinks1569 5 лет назад +419

      > Every other line talks about how he hates liberals and how he's better than them, he needs to teach others how to do things "right"
      It's funny because that's exactly how conservatives think that their mythical SJWs are.

    • @nyatrue401
      @nyatrue401 5 лет назад +52

      As someone who lives in the same environment, can attest, the right way to deal with it is to complain privately to your friends, and be careful about what you say.
      I’m sorry if this seems rant-y, the internet is part of where I vent about my college.
      You gotta realize that you can’t change everyone’s mind, nor should you. And while yeah, it’s frustrating that you are basically in a constant state of skepticism, you can never really perfectly relax. It kinda sucks, if I didn’t constantly have to watch what I said, and regulate my emotions, and could actually ARGUE with them, (forgetting of course that I would have to do this with at least 5 or 6 people in each class, which is a ridiculous number of people to have to be constantly *on* for in order to argue) it might not be so bad.
      That being said, they do have a point to make, but it’s masked by way too much emotional argumentation, and fallacious arguments etc. so I don’t want to claim that I’m right and they’re wrong or whatever.
      My point is, it’s exhausting to constantly have to keep your mouth shut when people keep trying to emotionally manipulate you, and you just stew in your own mind for a few hours during the day.

    • @bigfat4172
      @bigfat4172 5 лет назад +239

      @@nyatrue401 you're probably making too much of it lol. I'm a leftie living in the mormon asshole of arizona and I've found that if you just speak calmly and open mindedly, let the other people know you're listening to them, most people arent gonna pop a blood vessel over your views. And if they do have a tantrum anyway then thats their fault and they probably got other problems deeper than your views.

    • @nyatrue401
      @nyatrue401 5 лет назад +37

      dalton fordyce granted, the worst of it is in my Women and gender studies class.
      Thinking about it, I don’t even think I’m necessarily conservative, but I hold generally negative views on the feminist movement(to be clear, I support equality between all people) because I believe their methods are Draconic, and nearly all of their arguments use fallacious reasoning, or simply appeal to emotion.
      I’ve been told repeatedly that I don’t understand certain things because I am white/a man/etc.
      I’ve never had a problem with debating people, but I will lose friends if I’m too open about my beliefs, this is a fact.
      I am very much alienated from my peers, but, thankfully, I do have friends outside of school, so I’m only a little bitter about it.
      Edit: Not disagreeing with you, I just need to vent about my wgs class

    • @salem7276
      @salem7276 5 лет назад +21

      @@microchip9982 "hhhh libs bad, equality bad"
      "oh yeah, women can fight just as well as men, much equal"

  • @zombi6751
    @zombi6751 4 года назад +1083

    i'm so confused. what is the bad guys motive? they're supposed to be super left wing, right? but jake has already stated that the campus is fairly liberal and he's the odd one out. WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING THE SCHOOL NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE

    • @everylaurenislemons
      @everylaurenislemons 4 года назад +143

      I think Jenny mentions that they chose this school bc they know all the students come from super rich families. Not certain but I think that's the stated reason

    • @sweatyskeleton7390
      @sweatyskeleton7390 3 года назад +178

      @@everylaurenislemons
      Building off your thing: It wouldn't be terrorism at that point. I'm pretty sure terrorism antagonizes a government, while what the author describes is just a mass kidnapping. They don't want revolution or war, they want money from white-collar parents. God, cuneiform makes more sense than this damn book

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic 3 года назад +119

      @@sweatyskeleton7390 The definition can be a little iffy, but Terrorism doesn't have to be antagonising the government. Broadly speaking, terrorism is a politically motivated act of violence targetting civilians or symbols to convey a message or threat to a third party, carried out by a group that's not the government.
      While many terrorist organizations do work against an established system, there's a specific category for terrorism with the goal of reinforcing/supporting the current authority or rather their own interpretation of it: vigilante terrorism (at least I think that's the term in english, I just translated the german term).
      Examples would be something like attacking afro-americans back during the times of slavery to remind others of "their place".
      You're still right though, their just in it for the money. That's no terrorist attack.

    • @declanhuber4250
      @declanhuber4250 3 года назад +33

      Insert joke about leftist infighting here

    • @computeraidedyami
      @computeraidedyami 3 года назад +2

      @@sweatyskeleton7390 this book makes sense, it's not he authors fault that you can't understand it

  • @thefloweringinferno1170
    @thefloweringinferno1170 5 лет назад +810

    “It took TWO tasers to knock him down” the only way that would’ve even been plausible is if he was either extremely drunk or extremely high, or using something else to dampen his central nervous system.

    • @SaraH-jn5db
      @SaraH-jn5db 4 года назад +185

      I want to believe Jake was a paranoid heroin addict who kept guns in his room in case the antifa came for his stash

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 года назад +58

      I watched a guy high on MDMA resist tasers entirely so thats my theory

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 3 года назад +88

      @@SaraH-jn5db If the book would have intentionally used Jake as an unreliable narrator and half of the nonsense was just hallucinations, looking into his deranged mind would be a lot more fun.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 года назад +44

      But have you considered Jake's *bigness*

    • @botondhetyey159
      @botondhetyey159 3 года назад +28

      Tasers actually don't always connect properly, there are videos of people resisting them just with thick clothing for example, that prevents the prongs from connecting.

  • @purplezombie4940
    @purplezombie4940 2 года назад +271

    Jake is the kind of guy who wouldn't eat the pink Starburst because it's a "girly color" and say "boy cheese sandwich"

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 Год назад +9

      I said boy cheese sandwich unironically. When I was five.

    • @Chalkadoo
      @Chalkadoo 11 месяцев назад +8

      So like a child throwing a temper tantrum?

  • @dearimena7466
    @dearimena7466 5 лет назад +2125

    This kind of book is what us vets hate. It's just as bad as the people this book is so obviously against. The mentality this guy thinks all us military guys has is almost insulting. Your supposed to use your military experience to help others and be a productive member of society; not put yourself on a pedestal or high horse and see everyone else as lesser. Plus, this guy gets quite a few military inaccuracies as well. Like Krav Maga is a bare bones self defense technique used by military and law enforcement.

    • @KrimsonRogue
      @KrimsonRogue  5 лет назад +695

      "I was in the military, so you should automatically thank me for my service."
      Kinda sounds like Onision, doesn't it?

    • @dearimena7466
      @dearimena7466 5 лет назад +348

      @@KrimsonRogue very much so. It is counter intuitive to the whole purpose of doing a thankless job.

    • @dearimena7466
      @dearimena7466 5 лет назад +295

      Also, when living in a 1st world country you're allowed to have 1st world problems

    • @ursadaeis
      @ursadaeis 5 лет назад +290

      Not related to anything much, but I saw "vet" and couldn't think of why a veterinarian would respond so passionately. Lol, my bad.

    • @Nicole-dk1cn
      @Nicole-dk1cn 5 лет назад +127

      It's the niece writing since according to the wiki the author is dead. Which makes sense since you can tell the author has never served. They have a massively warped perception of what the military actually teaches and the culture.

  • @natsuki4021
    @natsuki4021 5 лет назад +1348

    Oh yeah, I watched another video where they read the book and pointed out that jake had flashbacks while getting attacked that was clearly meant to be PTSD from the army. You have no idea how much it annoys me that the main character has PTSD and yet the title is meant to make fun of trigger warnings.

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 4 года назад +60

      The word of the day is projection. Also, it's OK to make fun of trigger warnings if it doesn't involve armed conflicts and pro-war

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 4 года назад +278

      Yeah, it's a bit fucked up. Especially as at the end, he makes fun of the other students needing counseling for their implied PTSD after being held hostage. So it's only allowed for Jake because he was into army. Nobody else is allowed to have it apparently.

    • @timothyaster4337
      @timothyaster4337 4 года назад +4

      @angel denson Pretty sure it was sarcasm.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 3 года назад +80

      @@multilad816 what a stupid thing to say. PTSD can be triggered by more than just guns and war, you absolute tosser

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake 3 года назад +101

      @@left-2-write28 that actually reminds me of the time me and two other girls were roleplaying (yeah yeah haha-) and one of them said a trigger word that I hadn't even realized was a trigger for my PTSD before then (because nobody had ever aimed it at me before) and I begged her to take it down or censor it bc it was triggering my PTSD...
      and she legit said to me "Yeah well I have PTSD too sp get over it."
      _If you have PTSD then you know EXACTLY HOW HARMFUL THIS IS TO ME AND GIVES YOU L E S S OF AN EXCUSE-_

  • @nootnewt3
    @nootnewt3 5 лет назад +711

    This whole book is a straw man of college campuses to the point I wonder if the author has ever *been* to a college campus.

    • @Infinitydev-lh2bo
      @Infinitydev-lh2bo 5 лет назад +51

      ccbib well he was born in 1938 in Missouri , so yeah he did go to college.
      During a time when black people barley went to college and women mostly went to get married so he might be a little, behind on what they look like. LMAO.

    • @Strannik01
      @Strannik01 5 лет назад +124

      @@Infinitydev-lh2bo William Johnstone is dead. The book is actually written by his daughter, and I have no idea if _she_ went to college.

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 5 лет назад +80

      @@Strannik01 Oh god, so it's like conservative Stephenie Meyer

    • @nootnewt3
      @nootnewt3 5 лет назад +97

      @Strannik01 Actually his niece but same principle. I don’t think she’s ever seen a real college campus because if she has she would know that no one is like this.

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 5 лет назад +71

      @@plantain.1739 Even more conservative. She's a Mormon who doesn't believe in premarital sex, so she's at least a little conservative herself. :D

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 5 лет назад +642

    Jeez, even the school shooting story I wrote as a teenager is better...and it was basically teenagers fighting a middle age army with dragons and wizards.

    • @KrimsonRogue
      @KrimsonRogue  5 лет назад +347

      That actually sounds pretty cool. I'd read that book.

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 3 года назад +67

      Just change it from a School to a School trip to a historic building and you may be on to something.

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 3 года назад +26

      okey school shooting ina setting with dragons? what do the attackers use magical nukes? but sounds awesome either way.

    • @messiyer13
      @messiyer13 3 года назад +14

      @@CommissarMitch It'd be better than Trigger Warning. Much, much better.

    • @everlastingdragon4520
      @everlastingdragon4520 3 года назад +10

      Please let me see it. Please send me a link.

  • @AdrielClaflin
    @AdrielClaflin 4 года назад +272

    Wait the villain's motivation is that he has no friends, but he has.... followers? There's a solution here somewhere

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Год назад +24

      Q MLP: episode about friendship

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Год назад +4

      Technically followers (if you mean online or actual fans) aren’t friends because they don’t know you personally

    • @abhainn35
      @abhainn35 Год назад +2

      @@Grim_Sister I'm pretty sure that was what the Starlight Glimmer cult 2-parter was about.

    • @ALotOfCancer
      @ALotOfCancer Год назад +2

      @@gracekim1998 That's not the point

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Год назад

      @@ALotOfCancerthen what is? 😅 a friendship lesson?🤷‍♀️ also where did you come from? You weren’t in the thread before

  • @cranb3rri3sss
    @cranb3rri3sss 5 лет назад +540

    This gives me such strong Onision vibes and it makes me profoundly uncomfortable.

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 5 лет назад +42

      If onision was a right winger

    • @sebastianweiner8003
      @sebastianweiner8003 5 лет назад +13

      I thought this was going to be an onision book when I first clicked on the video

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 5 лет назад +13

      Does it though? Listening to Krimson describe this one didn't make me sick to my stomach like Onision's books did.

    • @sebastianweiner8003
      @sebastianweiner8003 5 лет назад +9

      ShadowWolfRising that’s true

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 5 лет назад +8

      @@ShadowWolfRising yeah I guess it's because it's not as much in your face, and doesn't have such bad mistakes as Onion boy's

  • @pissedoffturtle7333
    @pissedoffturtle7333 5 лет назад +583

    Jake just sounds like Arthur without the trenchcoat.

  • @Necroxion
    @Necroxion 5 лет назад +724

    *reads title*
    'CRINGES AND WHINGES'
    OnisiON HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MA-
    'by William Johnstone'
    ...oh...okay then...

    • @GameTavern2224
      @GameTavern2224 4 года назад +29

      Well actually his Niece. William has been dead for nearly two decades

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 4 года назад +43

      @@GameTavern2224 If there ever is an event that causes the dead to rise, it would be this dudes corpse digging out of hell to sue his niece for defamation and copyright infringement

    • @GameTavern2224
      @GameTavern2224 4 года назад +30

      @@left-2-write28 this would be like if steven kings family started doing the same shit only they wrote half ass smut with his name on it instead of horror

    • @GameTavern2224
      @GameTavern2224 4 года назад +2

      @Psy Duck pretty much

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 4 года назад +3

      @@GameTavern2224 WOAH PLOT TWIST

  • @anzaia2164
    @anzaia2164 2 года назад +121

    I just realized something miniscule:
    (Spoilers for the authors backstory)
    That line where Jake makes a weird comment on men not acknowledging each other's presence in the bathroom... At 35:04 It might be JA, who is a woman, trying to further convince us her grandfather wrote this book. That might be why it's such an awkward line. "Yes, it is I, William Johnstone, totally not JA Johnstone, I am a man and I know how men behave in public bathrooms"

  • @flourislioness
    @flourislioness 5 лет назад +492

    I forgot about the part that Jake keeps guns in his dorm even thought he can’t have them. When I was in college, a guy who talked big game like Jake was kicked out because he hid a gun in his room, and literally nobody lauded him as a hero. Everyone thought he was dangerous, in fact.

    • @raptoid2518
      @raptoid2518 3 года назад +96

      It's almost like the kind of guy who would do that IS dangerous.

    • @penginlord9396
      @penginlord9396 3 года назад +19

      @@raptoid2518 I mean, given how much jake talks about hating/disliking the "special snowflake liberals" on campus, I'm suprised that he didn't at the very least threaten someone with a gun before, let alone become the villain of the story

    • @raptoid2518
      @raptoid2518 3 года назад +24

      @@penginlord9396 Exactly. Jake is just an absolutely horrible hero. It feels like he was meant to be an anti hero at best and more likely someone who ended up being even worse than the main villain. When you think about the way he's described outside of the context of the story, he sounds more like someone who's going to end up becoming a school shooter than he is a savior.

    • @Priscabc
      @Priscabc 3 года назад +11

      Sounds like everyone in your college is a special snowflake who identifies as attack helicopters and harass well-meaning Americans with SJW bullshit like "please don't keep something in your room that can kill someone with one movement and no counterplay". Such pussies.
      /s

    • @Olivia-dg4fb
      @Olivia-dg4fb 3 года назад +24

      Its like the guy who talked about how he had a gun in the mall while I was checking him out. I was terrified .

  • @liliththesolarexalted2206
    @liliththesolarexalted2206 5 лет назад +1997

    The sad thing is, I could see a story about a more right leaning soldier and some left leaning college students fighting off terrorists together as actually being something interesting to read, if done well. Possibly with both sides learning to trust one another against the greater threat. The students learning when violence is okay and that just because someone fights that doesn't make them bad, and the soldier maybe having to learn to let go of prejudices he never even knew he had. Sadly this is just the typical 'Dem Damn Liberals and their non gun lovin ways!" kinda story that is more about being a circlejerk and playing on stereotypes.

    • @merrybright5732
      @merrybright5732 5 лет назад +195

      I mean it would have to be altered a lot to even work as a premise. I would say most college students are slightly left leaning but fairly close to center and/or don't even particularly care about politics at all; while this book generalizes the entire population of college students into the loud, aggressively liberal minority. Also, a single soldier to a probably 10,000 or so student campus isn't really that interesting of a dynamic as it's just a single somewhat outsider in a group of people that think exactly the same. I'd say one could make a book about a similar character as the protagonist (but more realistic and less annoying and dumb) having to work with a single or small group of people that match this description maybe mutually neutralising each other a bit. But we're getting farther from "just fixing the awkward flaws" rewrite and closer to simply a vaguely inspired one from the characters. What would have been interesting is if they played more with the dynamic of his age and how that affected interactions, especially with the jump in the preset life path where people go to college right after graduating high school and have a more social and developmental experience in mind as part of it, compared to our protagonist who was just trying to get his studies done and move on.

    • @liliththesolarexalted2206
      @liliththesolarexalted2206 5 лет назад +47

      @@merrybright5732 I think I kind of like your version better :)

    • @merrybright5732
      @merrybright5732 5 лет назад +13

      @@liliththesolarexalted2206 thanks!

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin 5 лет назад +34

      @@merrybright5732 no way man. I have been to two universities myself and have visited and stayed with friends in their dorms in about 5 other universities and 90% of the students there are 100% left leaning. Not centerist at all. They are almost all socialist (which depends on a very big government and massive amounts of government control and regulations which is NOT centerist in any way) and a good number were full out communists. The walls in dorms and cafeterias and hallways and even the gym and bathrooms are PLASTERED with leftist clubs and announcements for leftist protests. Most university students are left leaning. Do a bit of googling and see what demographics are voting what way statistically and the numbers don't lie. People under the age of 30 are far and above more likely to be a leftist than anyone over that age.

    • @merrybright5732
      @merrybright5732 5 лет назад +128

      @@WhitneyDahlin I did say left leaning. My point was the average student isn't as extreme as portrayed in this book. I meant to mention the average student will vote Democrat to clarify, sorry I missed that. The extremity will fully depend on the campus, location, and other factors. Also, if you're right leaning at all that's going to affect your perception of it and make whoever is left leaning seem more extreme. I say this as someone who was right leaning and has shifted left over time (not because of college). Also what are these clubs you mention? Is it explicitly political clubs, or are you qualifying groups such as LGBT groups as "leftist" groups? Anyway yes I'm aware that overall the leaning is left, absolutely. The only point I was trying to make was that the book's example is innacurate for the average campus.

  • @SpoonieCreates
    @SpoonieCreates 5 лет назад +1528

    I don’t know why you insist on doing this to yourself, Krim, but I’m grateful for it. Thanks for, once again, taking a hit for the team by reviewing this... book

    • @grimtheghastly8878
      @grimtheghastly8878 5 лет назад +29

      Krimson is secretly Dog change my mind.

    • @ysaethwr
      @ysaethwr 5 лет назад +10

      Grim The Ghastly Just* Dog

    • @illusoryVice
      @illusoryVice 5 лет назад +14

      You misspelled "unforgivable abomination" at the end, there.

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 5 лет назад +711

    This is just Die Hard fanfiction, but there's not even any romance between the main character and Hans Gruber, so it fails even harder.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 5 лет назад +77

      Silburific 17 It dies hard you can say

    • @caubiosmarion9273
      @caubiosmarion9273 5 лет назад +30

      TravisBroski *badum tss !!*

    • @everylaurenislemons
      @everylaurenislemons 4 года назад +6

      I don't think we watched the same die hard...

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 года назад +38

      @@everylaurenislemons We watched the same Die Hard, but we probably didn't read the same Die Hard fanfiction. You probably read the ones where the author's self insert nursed Hans back to health. It happens.

    • @everylaurenislemons
      @everylaurenislemons 4 года назад +9

      I... I didn't even know die hard fanfic existed 😳

  • @CharlAesthetic
    @CharlAesthetic 5 лет назад +192

    Chekov: If you introduce a gun it must be written to go off by the end
    William Johnstone: No, i don't think i will

  • @YouW00t
    @YouW00t 5 лет назад +140

    "That madman is gonna blow us!"
    [Long awkward pause]
    "...all to kindgom come!"

  • @annabanana7659
    @annabanana7659 5 лет назад +490

    I just love how el James and Onision's books became the bar of low standards on how a book could get.

    • @KM-hv1jg
      @KM-hv1jg 4 года назад +15

      “El James....” Spanish for “The James”

  • @artyomsaveli9681
    @artyomsaveli9681 5 лет назад +890

    Oooooh boy, I love it when the people who make fun of snowflakes also happen to act like snowflakes theirselves; this book personifies that hypocrisy in the stupidest way possible.

    • @ashleybobby1285
      @ashleybobby1285 5 лет назад +10

      I completely agree the best way to counter act weird fringe ideas are to treat them as such.

    • @rolandyourresidentangel9576
      @rolandyourresidentangel9576 5 лет назад +39

      Oh my god, finally someone understands. You cannot be on the wayyy other end of the spectrum for an opinion without being hypocritical because in almost every instance both sides look absolutely ridiculous. They are incredibly sensitive to each other.

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 5 лет назад +16

      @@No-hf5xb You know it is possible to be an independent or moderate nowadays despite the state of politics right?

    • @anathemat-002
      @anathemat-002 5 лет назад +2

      @@No-hf5xb
      The entirety of the unaffiliated party:

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 4 года назад +22

      @@No-hf5xb So you let other people dictate your own views rather than your own sense of right or wrong? That's just sad. Also how the hell is me stating neutrality is possible "stroking my ego"? You can't stroke your ego with just objective statements. But you can stroke your own ego criticizing others for non existent faults.

  • @elenaobradovic4181
    @elenaobradovic4181 5 лет назад +378

    That gun thing is the literal definition of Chekhov’s gun... Why have them there if they’re not going to be fired later?

    • @nendymion
      @nendymion 5 лет назад +88

      I was rather hoping that the bad guys would have gotten a hold of jakes guns and start using them against him. It would be a great lesson of don’t leave your guns just lying around.

    • @daypsiequartz
      @daypsiequartz 5 лет назад +22

      I scrolled down to the comments with the intention of writing this but I'm glad somebody else thought the same thing

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 5 лет назад +6

      @@nendymion More why you don't also just leave ammo out as well.

    • @Lost-Lilim
      @Lost-Lilim 5 лет назад +18

      They're pointed out just to shore up Jake's real 'murrican credibility. I'm just surprised the author had the restraint not to have an eagle swoop down and land on them.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +4

      That principle is so dumb and totally ignores world building.
      Okay, maybe if you're writing a short story it makes sense because those should be short and concise. But I actually think unnecessary elements are important because they hide the important ones.
      Although then you could get into literary philosophy and ask if they are actually unnecessary if they fulfill the purpose of making it an actual surprise what will happen later.
      EDIT: Actually, let's take the example on the wiki page with the rifle. If you include a rifle, it has to go off. But what if the purpose actually was to illustrate that the character has a specific personality? To claim a tool MUST be used for its intended function totally ignores the human element. I have a scythe hanging on my wall. It's entirely decorative. So, if someone was to write me into a book, they'd HAVE to write a scene where I'm harvesting rye with that scythe, even though I'd NEVER do that. Wait, what?!
      I'm quite sure that's what the gun thing was about. It only ended up being really bad because the author forgot that Jake as an armory in his dorm...

  • @WSC_ARACHNE
    @WSC_ARACHNE 4 года назад +775

    this is just "if you have PTSD I personally hate you" the book

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 года назад +143

      Which is ironic because the main character has PTSD
      ...is this art?

    • @Shadowlegendlover
      @Shadowlegendlover 3 года назад +142

      @@PointsofData Nah dude, Jake "Big Man" Rivers has "Manly flashbacks to the war" not PTSD.
      PTSD is for those limp wristed snowflakes who for SOME reason were upset that they were held at gunpoint under the threat of death for hours. SMH

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 года назад +85

      @@Shadowlegendlover ah I see, his tears and sobs are those of pride, my bad

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 года назад +1

      Not everything is about you, man

    • @sunsetsky2678
      @sunsetsky2678 3 года назад +44

      @@trequor Did they say it was? LMFAO don’t tell me you like this book-

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 4 года назад +275

    What anti-SJW’s think what anti-SJW would be: *Free of politics and quality writing*
    What would actually happen: *This book*

    • @camarokidbb4347
      @camarokidbb4347 3 года назад +14

      It’s like the difference between feminism and egalitarianism.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Год назад

      @@camarokidbb4347
      Which is?
      (That's not a loaded question or anything; I really wanna know).

    • @camarokidbb4347
      @camarokidbb4347 Год назад +6

      @@greywalker505 One leans more on women’s rights (especially modern feminism), the other leans more towards equality between the sexes.
      To elaborate: feminism has always been about women’s rights moreso than equal rights period end of. It’s only more noticeable now because men and women nowadays (in the US and West Europe at least) more or less _do_ have equal rights, and what differences remain are purely a consequence of biology.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 11 месяцев назад

      @@camarokidbb4347 Yes the pay gap is biology, doofus.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@camarokidbb4347if you exclude the justice system in regards to equality, you have a point. However under the law men and women are not treated equally women on average get shorter sentences for the same offenses. We’re as men do not.

  • @namename9194
    @namename9194 5 лет назад +2373

    Dear Diary, welcome to my *kooky* life! Tehe, my name is Jake Rivers, but sooo many people call me the "Big Man" because I'm six-four and two-hundred-fifty pounds! UwU I'm a really cool big guy who's super cool and big and I wear a lot of camo that I buy from Bass Pro Shops.
    My grandpa is also super big and soooper handsome, and he got me into this cool college! ÒwÓ
    But some people there are so dumb!!!!! They're small and weak and bad and need safe spaces, but I'm big and strong and have a gun!!! Gosh, these snowflakes make my PTSD flare up, it makes me want my own special space where I don't have to be near things that make me feel bad!!!! A few people even hurt me!
    :(((((( Those guys are so mean and way too strong, strong enough to take me down!! A big guy like me could easily take them down, though!!!! ^_^
    So I beat them all up and it was sooo cool and everyone thought I was sooo big and cool and hot and *everyone* clapped for me and I have so many hot girls now! I gotta go find out my classes for Freshman year, now that I'm getting my Master's! I'll write in you tonight, Diary!

    • @KrimsonRogue
      @KrimsonRogue  5 лет назад +654

      I probably laughed a bit too hard at that. XD

    • @maddiegrace9787
      @maddiegrace9787 5 лет назад +332

      That's it, that's the book.

    • @all-stargam3rpunk
      @all-stargam3rpunk 5 лет назад +272

      I'd actually read the book if it was just diary entries like that

    • @natemanning924
      @natemanning924 5 лет назад +66

      God is resurrected.

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 4 года назад +48

      Oh my god it’s perfect

  • @mildredchester
    @mildredchester 5 лет назад +309

    I love how you make me spend hours hearing just WHY I shouldn't read a book I never would have read anyway.

  • @raquel_mr_m
    @raquel_mr_m 5 лет назад +588

    "congratulations, you have achieved nothing" - my life

  • @Oscar-----
    @Oscar----- 5 лет назад +296

    * hears my family name *
    lord I hope it's an antagonist
    * it is *
    my ancestors lie in honor tonight

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako 5 лет назад +180

    Man, I think the villains in Totally Spies had more justifiable motivations than Matthias Foster

  • @TrueHimbo
    @TrueHimbo 5 лет назад +376

    I love hearing more about the big man jake rivers. In awe of the size of that lad. What an absolute unit

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 5 лет назад +55

      “Aw lord, he comin’”

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 5 лет назад +48

      Jake's bigness is the main selling point of the book.

  • @TheMysterieRPGguy
    @TheMysterieRPGguy 5 лет назад +272

    "congratulations you've achieved nothing" I don't know why but for some reason I feel that needs to be on a shirt.

  • @aubreeyost6904
    @aubreeyost6904 5 лет назад +367

    We inherited a bunch of Johnstone books from a friend who was moving. They're good for starting bonfires with. Literally not figuratively.

    • @aubreeyost6904
      @aubreeyost6904 5 лет назад +5

      @@Jimbo_Fett What on Earth does that mean?

    • @guilhermeshiba3135
      @guilhermeshiba3135 5 лет назад +1

      @@aubreeyost6904 it means he think you're a As Jay Double You

    • @aubreeyost6904
      @aubreeyost6904 5 лет назад +19

      @@guilhermeshiba3135 I'm pretty sure that burning books is more a quality of a controlling government than anything else. The only books I burn are these ones. The writing is trash.

    • @guilhermeshiba3135
      @guilhermeshiba3135 5 лет назад +4

      @@aubreeyost6904 i do get what you mean. i'm not in favor of burning any book tho

    • @aubreeyost6904
      @aubreeyost6904 5 лет назад +19

      @@guilhermeshiba3135 I used to feel that way as well, but there are just some things that should never be published. Those books were paid for, all the people involved got thier due for them and at that point it's my property and up to me to decide what to do with it. People male book art, use pages for wall paper and cut off spines for wall decoration and that's their choice.

  • @edmortis
    @edmortis 3 года назад +54

    the whole “invincible action hero badass” thing reminded me of one of the first pieces of character building advice that ever stuck with me, i was like 6 and watching samurai jack bts on fucking vhs and genndy tartakovsky himself said very succinctly “weaknesses make your character stronger”
    and then we got like a full 30 seconds of jack getting his absolute shit handed to him lmao

  • @GentlemanBones
    @GentlemanBones 4 года назад +209

    Jake's code name should have been Pony. This whole thing has been a dog and pony show.

    • @claytonmurray537
      @claytonmurray537 3 года назад +26

      My Little Jakey

    • @utopua4all
      @utopua4all 3 года назад +3

      Dude, I knew it! Jake is such a Sony Pony! (which, by the way, this has to be the lamest gamer insult ever. I mean I don't like animals like horses, but someone out there, quite a few people actually, probably like ponies)

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 3 года назад +2

      Unintentional hilarity ensues

  • @obviousghost5895
    @obviousghost5895 5 лет назад +378

    I kinda love how he not only refers everyone to go watch Jenny Nicholson's vid, but also assumes we've already done so and goes off of that for his own review
    It's like the Bad Books shared universe

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 4 года назад +23

      This confirms that Onision's characters and Jake exist in the same world

    • @unoriginal_name7091
      @unoriginal_name7091 4 года назад +46

      Are we including Strange Aeons in this multiverse since she came up several times in his Onision book reviews?

    • @montrealderogatory
      @montrealderogatory 4 года назад +40

      It also shows that there's so much wrong with this book that there are two reviews of similar length (1 1/2 hours ish) that cover mostly different points.

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 5 лет назад +179

    1:20:11-1:20:15
    "Your country needs you."
    "But do I need my country?"
    ...
    "Where's your sense of patriotism?!"
    "Ah! (Holds up a finger, then picks up his drink.) God save the queen!"
    (A few of the dozen or so patrons weakly echoed the sentiment.)
    "That's about as patriotic as we get around here." - League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

    • @tealOmega980
      @tealOmega980 5 лет назад +2

      If Justice Dog was in that film, it might have saved it.

    • @Theaielman
      @Theaielman 4 года назад +8

      Another movie that i know is bad but love it based just on the concept and universe. See also: Bright

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 года назад +3

      @@Theaielman believe me league isn't the worst team-up movie I've seen. check out this russian movie called "the defenders/guardians". my god, it sucks

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад

      @@Theaielman I really did love Bright. Could’ve made a great show.

  • @ashbelero
    @ashbelero 5 лет назад +326

    So since I listen to this show like it's a podcast, I appreciate that you have loud, annoying music every time something is written on the screen to remind me to close my drawing program and read.

    • @mkx27e
      @mkx27e 5 лет назад +15

      Same, except I work from home and am also working while I listen.

    • @ashbelero
      @ashbelero 5 лет назад +32

      @@mkx27e I'm working too. I get paid to draw stuff. Sometimes. Let's get that bread.

    • @aestheticaddict_
      @aestheticaddict_ 5 лет назад +6

      omg same i do my commissions while watching these type of book reviews

    • @dstridesbeats8755
      @dstridesbeats8755 4 года назад +1

      Same, I like to write while listening to these and it's nice, other reviewers I listen to tend to just put up the text as they talk

    • @jinn8465
      @jinn8465 4 года назад +2

      Honestly I feel like the annoying music is kinda the point. XD Like "Hey! Look at this irritating thing!"

  • @peebo_smeebly
    @peebo_smeebly 5 лет назад +260

    "He triggered twice (...) the gun blew fire three times-"
    He's clearly hacking he fired 3 bullets by shooting twice

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 4 года назад +36

      He changed mods in the menu to put a burst trigger on 2nd pull

    • @funydog5612
      @funydog5612 3 года назад +17

      Ah yes, Hidden Bullet jiu-jitsu

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 3 года назад +17

      Logically a gun either fires twice (semi auto), 4 times (burst fire with a 2 round mechanism, not common but could plausibly be a custom job or one of the rare guns with such a mechanism like the AN-94), or 6 times (burst mechanism for 3 round bursts).
      To get a gun to fire 3 bullets after pulling the trigger twice you would need to fire one shot semi-auto, then switch to burst fire on a gun with 2 round burst capacity and fire again. So it is technically possible, but in context seems a bit ridiculous.

    • @lautaroespora4920
      @lautaroespora4920 3 года назад +2

      Just like Moe's double barrel.

    • @gorg6151
      @gorg6151 3 года назад +2

      No he’s just using Warframe perks

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 3 года назад +615

    Jake sounds like the kind of person who calls liberals snowflakes then goes into a blind rage when athletes kneel during the national anthem

    • @my_girl_seraphine5294
      @my_girl_seraphine5294 2 года назад +29

      Sounds about right

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf Год назад +51

      Let's be real: Jake is the exact kind of person who ACTUALLY commits mass shootings in real life.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Год назад +2

      So sensitive

    • @bradymenting5120
      @bradymenting5120 Год назад +30

      let's face it, anyone who calls others snowflakes is huffing copium to avoid having to acknowledge who's really the self centered safe space dweller that demands everyone conform to their delicate sensibilities and wild delusions.

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Год назад +2

      @@bradymenting5120 both sides call each other snowflakes 🤣

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 5 лет назад +1241

    Jake is the kind of tool who would throw a pissy fit after being told "Happy Holidays" in a Starbucks.

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 4 года назад +203

      “Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Happy... Everybody! Happy Holidays. And if you have a problem with Happy Holidays then Happy Shut The Fuck Up.”
      - AVGN

    • @MarioSantos-zx4bj
      @MarioSantos-zx4bj 4 года назад +30

      @@SharkyMcSnarkface Tell me which video of the AVGN is that quote from please I need it so hard

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 4 года назад +44

      @@MarioSantos-zx4bj
      It’s from the Winter Games episode.

    • @MarioSantos-zx4bj
      @MarioSantos-zx4bj 4 года назад +19

      @@SharkyMcSnarkface thanks

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 года назад +19

      so basically my step dad

  • @somepersonauser3324
    @somepersonauser3324 5 лет назад +153

    Krimson: *shows a book he enjoys*
    Me: “wait what a book he actually likes-“
    Krimson: *pulls a psyche and shows another book called trigger warning*
    Me: “welp, here we go again.”

    • @data0oo0o25
      @data0oo0o25 5 лет назад +7

      Garethel Rev for some reason I like reviews of bad books that are, you know, bad, rather than good books that are enjoyable. I

    • @somepersonauser3324
      @somepersonauser3324 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah true

    • @dominickfinch5693
      @dominickfinch5693 5 лет назад +4

      Sweet Home Alabama I love the review of the bad books more, but sometimes he just needs a break. The most prominent good ones that I can think of were Tintin, Polar Express, John Carter, Harry Potter, V for Vendetta, and How to Train Your Dragon. Sometimes he just needs a break.

  • @feralchangeling97
    @feralchangeling97 5 лет назад +268

    "There was a school shooting!" is gonna be a recurring joke, isn't it?

    • @Dragonspoetofdeath
      @Dragonspoetofdeath 5 лет назад +9

      seems so, but in this case it was also a plot point...

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 лет назад +9

      @@Dragonspoetofdeath it's always a plot point on this channel.

    • @Dragonspoetofdeath
      @Dragonspoetofdeath 5 лет назад +2

      @@feralchangeling97 I agree that it is as of late... not sure what to feel about that though.

  • @huxleyable
    @huxleyable 4 года назад +173

    I love how they have to go into a small tangent to explain that the Motumbo guy had only heard gunshots in movies and all that, just because this book can't help itself, and MUST make sure you understand how much of a beta male he is, to make Jake seem like even more of an Alpha chad.

    • @samkuperman9035
      @samkuperman9035 3 года назад +49

      As that he’s, apparently, a white guy that identifies as black???? Which, as a trans person.... I don’t even wanna dignify that by being annoyed by it. It’s the Apache Helicopter joke that’s been stale for more than a decade lol

    • @DerplingKing
      @DerplingKing 3 года назад +8

      @@samkuperman9035 It's Rachel Dolezal but a guy.

  • @theexactmomentthatdrakegoe8394
    @theexactmomentthatdrakegoe8394 5 лет назад +128

    ... and then Jake’s spider sense activated, allowing him to push MJ out the path of the villainous thugs!

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 4 года назад +4

      The Exact Moment that Drake goes Sicko Mode and he was able to save Gwen Stacy from falling off the bridge!

  • @Racecarlock
    @Racecarlock 5 лет назад +660

    Alternate book title: "If R/conservative wrote Die Hard Fanfiction"
    Edit: Also, I noticed a certain red flag between all of these extended book reviews. Female characters thrown in just to swoon over the main character. Seriously, all of these books have at least one.

    • @maskedgaming2798
      @maskedgaming2798 4 года назад +41

      I may not be a subscriber to
      r/conservative but I do share a bunch of conservative values. That being said, this book lacks common sense and it annoys me, it sounds like a wacky neo-con jizzing all over a page.

    • @maskedgaming2798
      @maskedgaming2798 4 года назад +28

      @@chrisstoltz3648 I wouldn't call this literature

    • @disappointingperson9162
      @disappointingperson9162 4 года назад +12

      @@chrisstoltz3648 you can drop "literature"

    • @Bourikii2992
      @Bourikii2992 4 года назад +1

      I mean. Women have an entire genre of books dedicated to men just coming in and sweeping them off their feet.
      Look at twilight.

    • @simplyjack7634
      @simplyjack7634 4 года назад +23

      @@Bourikii2992 twilight’s shit too. More than one thing can be bad.

  • @ofbooksandbooknerds
    @ofbooksandbooknerds 5 лет назад +118

    And, once again, it comes down to character insight being limited by an author’s complete lack of self-awareness. If you have an author who refuses to acknowledge their own flaws, you’re inevitably going to get these God-complex characters, and it’s so disappointing.

    • @ofbooksandbooknerds
      @ofbooksandbooknerds 5 лет назад +9

      @brandon roberts True, and I think that's mainly because we're not subjected to whiny internal monologuing haha

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 4 года назад +10

      @brandon roberts Saitama works because he's a relatable protagonist who just so happens to be a God. And he's not without flaws. His godlike powers make him senseless and disconnected with reality. Jake is a normal dude who has plot armor and no flaws so he's not fun

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 3 года назад +1

      @@kreatona4219 he's not senseless, he's not even mad with power. His flaw is basically depression.

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 3 года назад +1

      @@letsreadtextbook1687 ah, I didn't mean senseless, I meant to say apathetic

  • @TripleGia
    @TripleGia 5 лет назад +181

    Thank you father Krimson for this gift of suffering

  • @helloyesiammillie
    @helloyesiammillie 4 года назад +380

    I said this on Jenny’s video and I’m going to say it again.
    Krav Maga actually gets rid of the ‘fancy spinning’ and is more straight to the point. It’s not like showing you a fancy way to punch but more like how to get the best out of a punch.
    Also it heavily encourages nut kicks.

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 3 года назад +6

      so, they teach boxing?

    • @joaopedrosambatti2474
      @joaopedrosambatti2474 3 года назад +53

      @@suezuccati304 more like self defense boxing, so nutkicks are ok and kicks are a thing

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 года назад +17

      Jenny Nicholson is an international treasure

    • @helloyesiammillie
      @helloyesiammillie 3 года назад +4

      @@suezuccati304 Also mixes in some boxing, Jiu-Jutsu, weapon disarming, basically what you need to get the fuck outta there

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 3 года назад +4

      @@helloyesiammillie but based on what you said, to "get the most out of a punch" that's basically the foundation of attacking in boxing. You dont want weak ass jabs, you want your opponnent afraid of letting his guard down.

  • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3048
    @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3048 5 лет назад +354

    Q: Where do all the poorly-written Marry and Gary Sues go when they die?
    A: They don't.

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 3 года назад +27

      they do, but are brought back from their selfless sacrifice by the power of love and friendship

    • @utopua4all
      @utopua4all 3 года назад +4

      In the case of Rey from Star Wars, they have trouble getting more work.

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 3 года назад +14

      Ironically the original Mary Sue died at the end of her story. Because she was too good for this sinful earth or something.

  • @TryanaTheGoober
    @TryanaTheGoober 5 лет назад +174

    With everything that the author lists in this whole section, why DIDN'T he just put a picture of a map of the campus? That would have made things much easier, and it's not a massive logical stretch.

    • @AngelVocal
      @AngelVocal 5 лет назад +15

      Too expensive to pay an artist obviously. 🙄

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 5 лет назад +20

      @@AngelVocal Wouldn't even have to hire an artist. Just say Jake drew a crude map at some point, then scribble something in MS Paint with the crayon tool. Boom, serviceable map.

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 5 лет назад

      Oof I do love a good map

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 5 лет назад

      Illustrated map? Pssh, that's for cheaply made children's books

  • @edgyspaceunicorn7215
    @edgyspaceunicorn7215 5 лет назад +178

    Isn’t the author dead?
    Like for years? And his niece has been writing his books for him since then? And she’s the “With” part of the authors?

    • @bebeliveshere5950
      @bebeliveshere5950 5 лет назад +58

      That's the "author reveal" that's in Jennys review :)

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 5 лет назад +43

      That's actually kinda freaky

    • @nootnewt3
      @nootnewt3 5 лет назад +78

      Yeah that’s the story. William Johnstone has been dead for 15 years and his niece is writing under his name which is so weird. For the life of me I can’t figure out why she doesn’t debut under her pen name and lose her uncle’s name.

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 5 лет назад +9

      @@nootnewt3 Seriously, as I said, that is absolutely freaky to me.

    • @edgyspaceunicorn7215
      @edgyspaceunicorn7215 5 лет назад +39

      ccbib
      On a technical level she’s not that bad an author. I feel like she feels very stuck at writing the way her late uncle would’ve (to keep his fan base) and that’s why everything gets so generic.

  • @aitanacruz9882
    @aitanacruz9882 5 лет назад +85

    8:06
    That first fight reminds me of those edgy creepypastas like Jeff the killer where the protagonist just beats up some kids and it's KoOL and BadAsS.

    • @madamplatypus313
      @madamplatypus313 Месяц назад

      Older comment, sorry, but the kids were local thugs harassing him and his brother. Definitely none of this weird-ass politics crap.

  • @RogueAstro85
    @RogueAstro85 4 года назад +233

    There was a literal Checkov's Gun introduced and he blew it
    all to kingdom come.

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 3 года назад +3

      I know right what the hell? 🤣

    • @theala8225
      @theala8225 Год назад

      Funniest comment I've seen in a youtube comment section, bravo

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC 5 лет назад +101

    "Jakes needs an education."
    Jakes needs (a third grade) education.

  • @salem7276
    @salem7276 5 лет назад +114

    Oh, I've absolutely had military training and they _totally_ educated me on how to disarm someone of a chain and use it to fight thugs.
    _Totally._

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 лет назад +95

    Ah yes, I love the Adventures of Ol' Hoss McRangerface at Strawman University

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 лет назад +4

      Jeeves Anthrozaur Nice.

  • @AngelMercury
    @AngelMercury 5 лет назад +162

    This author seems to have a lot of trouble combining expository information with scene setting descriptions. Him looking out the window and seeing the campus laid out in front of him is a perfect time to set the vibe of the enviroment while giving some sense of layout of the surrounding buildings.
    Sincemost of the story takes place in the library it would have been good to talk about what it looked like from his window. How the brown stone and ivory columns invited students for long afternoon study sessions between the long rows of shelves where sunlight poured in through the tall georgian windows, but today clouds were rolling in and cooling the day, the overcast sky turning the usually warm and welcoming library into a chilled tomb of silent study.
    Instead she just lists off the buildings like she's reading you the map. Her descriptions aren't really all that descriptive.

    • @kikil3227
      @kikil3227 3 года назад

      He*

    • @AngelMercury
      @AngelMercury 3 года назад +17

      @@kikil3227 wow, talk about necro-ing comments. She as in the author. JA Johnstone is William Johnstone's niece. William died in 2004, she's been writing under his name since, including this book. I think this was covered in this video, but it has been a year since I watched it.

    • @jaygrinder7694
      @jaygrinder7694 3 года назад +10

      @@AngelMercury J.A. isn't even the real author either, all of the Johnstone books are currently being written by a group of unknown writers who have all signed NDAs, we'll never know who the actual authors are because they are not legally allowed to identify themselves.
      So, who knows? There could literally be dozens, if not even hundreds of different writers churning these books out now. Which leads to an incredibly inconsistent product with these novels.
      I used to enjoy WWJ's books, when he was actually writing them, but I haven't read one in quite some time now. Besides, there are plenty of other things for me to read, and I keep on finding plenty of old westerns for fifty cents a piece at the local thrift stores, so I will not be running out of reading material anytime soon.

  • @adrianpetyt9167
    @adrianpetyt9167 5 лет назад +59

    A guy called Rivers calling himself Rivera actually manages to be less subtle than a vampire called Alucard!

  • @BoisegangGaming
    @BoisegangGaming 3 года назад +352

    "The unrelenting concrete sidewalk"
    (Jake stubs his toe on a chair) "F*cking libtards reeeeeeee!"
    I just absolutely love how these right-wing hypermasculine meatbag protagonists are somehow the most fragile, stupid characters in modern literature. It is a fascinating lack of any self-awareness that just becomes absolutely hilarious.

    • @jacksmith3148
      @jacksmith3148 2 года назад

      In the same way that almost everyone who pulls the old "my four-year-old heard about (recent political opinion) and said (something they definitely did not fucking say)" trick almost universally lack the empathy they attempt to appeal to, the people who lack masculinity and hate it compensate by creating fiction that tries to present their characters, and by proxy them, as powerful and competent, and in doing so betray their weakness

    • @TrackpadProductions
      @TrackpadProductions 2 года назад +41

      When I first read this book, I didn't know the context of it. For a good long while I legitimately believed it was a satire of right-wing political ideology. The fact that it's actually sincere just _blew_ my mind.

    • @veggsbacon1891
      @veggsbacon1891 Год назад

      Well, there are "red neckbeards" that go REEEE and spit on anything that's "liberal." For example, a woman rejected him, then the manbaby ree and cry "wOkE."Even though the subject is NOT even close to liberal.
      Thank the neckbeard story videos as one of the sources.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@TrackpadProductions Its basically impossible to satirise them at this point because they write it for themselves.

  • @abimichi2
    @abimichi2 5 лет назад +440

    I watched Jenny's video on this, cant wait to see your take!

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 лет назад +33

      I was wondering when he would get to this book. Jenny's sense of humor was the only thing that kept me interested in that video.

    • @emma-iw3kz
      @emma-iw3kz 5 лет назад +8

      i love jenny too !!

    • @nerdatello
      @nerdatello 5 лет назад +2

      same here!

  • @WanderSeth
    @WanderSeth 5 лет назад +89

    I don’t know why you put yourself through this, Krimson. Your patience is a higher caliber weapon than any mechanical weapon we might employ. Haha, God I sound pretentious, don’t I?

    • @KrimsonRogue
      @KrimsonRogue  5 лет назад +31

      Lol, oh my god, that was terrible! XD

  • @faketohma
    @faketohma 5 лет назад +149

    “You absolute walnut!”
    I may use this just to confuse people

    • @notarealclownhonkhonk
      @notarealclownhonkhonk 4 года назад +9

      Well, I call people absolute doorknobs sometimes, so I might start doing the same with absolute walnuts. It's a pretty good idea, isn't it?

  • @bigmansmallboy
    @bigmansmallboy 4 года назад +91

    Foster? Like, foster the people? The guys that made a song about a school shooting? God. Even my dense ass can see the references here.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 4 года назад +47

      I think you're giving the writer too much credit

  • @Musetrigger
    @Musetrigger 4 года назад +378

    The author seems more triggered than the people he's triggered about.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 года назад +25

      You did it! You broke it down to its bare essentials!

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 3 года назад +16

      That’s usually the case.

    • @sharkyclawfang7837
      @sharkyclawfang7837 3 года назад +12

      I'll never understand how people can be so offended by other people being offended.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@sharkyclawfang7837 Like at least the first person probably has a reason even if you think its silly. The second guy is offended over literally nothing.

  • @frogprincekt6754
    @frogprincekt6754 5 лет назад +99

    I’ve been waiting for you to review this for so long.
    Hope you can handle how **big** Jake is

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 5 лет назад +1

      double entendre warning

  • @matthewsimpson483
    @matthewsimpson483 5 лет назад +104

    My phone is almost dead, if only someone would plug it in. I wondered where Jake Rivers was at this moment.

  • @chaoticgoodgoblin8476
    @chaoticgoodgoblin8476 5 лет назад +166

    Book equivalent of "Obamer done did it."

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 5 лет назад +14

      “Wurrdurr burf’stifakit?”

  • @alienaf8151
    @alienaf8151 5 лет назад +387

    "I'm not like other boring white guys because I have ~military training~"

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 3 года назад +42

      This is the same level 'I'm not like other white girls, I'm into ASTROLOGY.'

    • @prancingpally4386
      @prancingpally4386 3 года назад +39

      It's funny because with every other word than "training", military grade just means "the cheapest shit that barely works"

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Год назад

      @@prancingpally4386
      Because it's mass-produced?

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@greywalker505no, you definitely can mass produce things while still maintaining quality. Unless, that is, you constantly give contracts out to companies that will overcharge and under deliver (that you also just so happen to hold stock in, totally a coincidence.)

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 3 года назад +99

    "Politics has devolved away from just discussion of differing ideas..."
    It was never that.
    In the House of Commons in the UK, a political building that goes back to like, before America even existed? There's a big table between the two sides juuuuust long enough that they can't reach other with swords. Because that used to happen. A lot.
    There was never a time politics was 'civil', and if there was it was only because nobody who was actually suffering because of it had a voice, which is arguably worse.

    • @grumpfrog8602
      @grumpfrog8602 Год назад +21

      Good on you to put it that way. The time of civil politics just means that the oppressed and suffering haven't found their voices yet. Sharp politics means conflict in society

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Год назад +8

      Oh boy, I remember when we learned about the fight between the Federalist Roger Griswold and the Democratic-Republican Matthew Lyon during our discussion in the Alien & Sedition Act of 1798. Someone looked at the cartoon and warily asked if that actually took place inside the actual building, and our teacher confirmed, “Yes, this was on the floor of the House.”
      Then there was a Democrat beating a Republican at his desk in 1856. Oh, and the two South Carolina senators beating the tar out of each other in the senate chamber in *1902*

    • @Queen_Cnidarian
      @Queen_Cnidarian 11 месяцев назад +4

      There are times when politics can be more akin to war, but not always. For example, the Senate in the early days of American politics was very civil. Before the southern states anexxeed themselves during the Civil War, some of the senators from the southern states said their goodbyes to northern senators and hoped the war would end soon. I am not saying politics are always a civil and clean afair, but it’s not always hated and violence either.

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 5 лет назад +99

    "And the cringe continues!" That would be a good name for you series of these reviews of dumpster fires.

    • @Dragonspoetofdeath
      @Dragonspoetofdeath 5 лет назад +7

      Or for merch since There was a schoolshooting!!!!!!! is inappropiate...

  • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
    @xxCrazyIzzyxx 5 лет назад +222

    Imagine being so triggered you have to write a whole book about how "I'M NOT TRIGGERED, YOU'RE TRIGGERED, YOU! BANG BANG BOOMER SHIT!!!"

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 Год назад +10

      BANG BANG BANG
      PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

    • @TheGuardianssorrow
      @TheGuardianssorrow 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Dalek59862GOTTA LET IT OUT GATTA LET IT OUT

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 11 месяцев назад +5

      Nah, trigger would imply he has some kind of actual condition being set off. This guy is just upset.

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 4 года назад +135

    this might be wrong but if I remember. Tasers are actually worse when you're muscular. They're designed to send electric shocks to your muscles and cause them to seize, and if you have very big strong muscles, than it's basically easier for the taser to do it's job. So Jake being "an absolute unit" Would be on his ass screaming in pain if he got hit by 1 taser.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 года назад +20

      yeah, that's true. also, the people who aren't as affected as much (i.e more fat than muscle) still, you know, FALL TO THE GROUND AND SCREAM IN PAIN. because it's meant. to be painful

  • @thesalsagamer396
    @thesalsagamer396 4 года назад +100

    "So while Die Hard became one of America's favorite action movies..."
    Uhhh I think you mean one of America's favorite Christmas movies.

  • @dreye3215
    @dreye3215 3 года назад +44

    This story is like when your parents guilt you into eating your food by bringing up starving children in Africa. "Oh, you shouldn't care about trigger warnings, because some people fight in wars".
    I know this is a fallacy, but I can't remember what it's called.

    • @hexlart8481
      @hexlart8481 Год назад +11

      False equivalence? Non sequitor? Tbh I think there's so many fallacies that *could* be attributed to it.

    • @Cecilpedia
      @Cecilpedia 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@hexlart8481 I've heard it be called a "whataboutism" or a red herring since its whole purpose is to deflect from the original issue with another, often unrelated or exaggerated issue

  • @fishushu
    @fishushu 5 лет назад +83

    Someone call Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He might be wanting his henchmen and villain certificate back.
    (Seriously, the level of incompetence of the bad guys has a Doofenshmirtz Seal of Approval)

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 4 года назад +29

      No "-inator". 2/10 stars. Would not send in the platypus.

  • @violetviolence3358
    @violetviolence3358 5 лет назад +124

    It gives me flashbacks of Onisions book. Like. It's basically the same at the beginning.

    • @Dragonspoetofdeath
      @Dragonspoetofdeath 5 лет назад +1

      true but I believe that TW was created first... please correct me, if I am mistaken

    • @ellie-anne173
      @ellie-anne173 5 лет назад

      @@Dragonspoetofdeath I know nothing of the dates of publication, but the author of this "book" (William) died in, I believe, the early 2000s, and probably hasn't been writing since the 90s (according to Jenny Nicholson). The other name credited on the cover is his niece who is supposedly taking his manuscripts and unfinished works and fleshing them out, though it is rather possible - considering the >400 books credited to his name, the fact that around half were published after his death, and the fact that more and more continue to be published even into 2019 - that some of them have nothing to do with him. If we are assuming this is a fleshed-out version of William's work, it would definitely be older

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 5 лет назад +4

      This book is literally Onision’s second book but conservative.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 5 лет назад +4

      Well, power/revenge fantasies tend not to be very varied.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 4 года назад

      @@ellie-anne173 his niece is finishing his 'work '?
      Can we stop her?

  • @archangel_prince
    @archangel_prince 5 лет назад +41

    Fucking bless you for those Shaggy edits. I may need to find the original just because back when I was 9, I had the biggest crush on him.
    On another note, I watch these reviews so I can learn what NOT to do in my writing. They're incredibly helpful for that.

    • @salem7276
      @salem7276 5 лет назад +4

      Can you gimme a link once you find the original? I need to spread these like wild fire and I would be eternally grateful if you helped

    • @WingedSloth
      @WingedSloth 5 лет назад +4

      @Winter Wolf Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @salem7276
      @salem7276 5 лет назад +4

      @Winter Wolf you're a literal god

  • @lunatick9792
    @lunatick9792 5 лет назад +88

    "He couldn't see seen"
    - Just in case you still needed any proof the editor ran away halfway through. I hope he's in a better place now.

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 5 лет назад +78

    The author has clearly never even seen a college student, let alone knows what colleges and universities are like.

    • @aaronkelly1762
      @aaronkelly1762 3 года назад +7

      They did see those college protest videos though.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@aaronkelly1762 Oh those darn kids caring about things.

    • @Cecilpedia
      @Cecilpedia 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@aaronkelly1762 A lot (obviously not all) of those college protest videos often go out of their way to make many of the protesters look bad. Typically by antagonizing the students or with editing to make their responses seem more irrational. In my freshman year of college I got roped into one of these videos when an anti-lgbt "preacher" (I put that in quotes because what he was doing was shouting very rude things to students and faculty passing by in a megaphone) started asking me very invasive questions about things pertaining to my sex life and what was in my pants. I present pretty androgynously and had passed through the crowd that gathered, so I assume that was why he targeted me in particular. I repeatedly told him to not ask me those things and that what he was asking was none of his business, after all I was literally just walking back from my previous class. He didn't let up, so naturally I got pissed. I shouted at him to fuck off and I walked away as quickly as possible. A couple days after the whole ordeal one of my friends went to show me a video. The guy had filmed me without my knowledge or consent and had edited the video to where it looked like my outburst after he repeatedly asked me invasive questions was my initial response. The video was titled something like "AGGRESSIVE TRANSGENDER LIBERAL EXPLODES ON [preacher name here]."

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 5 лет назад +98

    That shirt is PAINFULLY masculine. I got the vapors just looking at it, and someone had to fetch my smelling salts to revive me. Maybe in the future you could warn us ahead of time? You know - some kind of.... Trigger Warning? ❤️😸❤️
    Okay, I'll leave now.

    • @sugarbaby1974
      @sugarbaby1974 4 года назад +3

      I just love your username, Glory Hulle 😂🤣

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 4 года назад +1

      You sunuvabitch, you take your like and you *GET OUTTA HERE*

  • @WingedSloth
    @WingedSloth 5 лет назад +88

    5:41 This is wholesome. Not what I expected when I clicked on this, but I'm pleased nonetheless.

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 5 лет назад +80

    I have to disagree with the taser thing. I've seen a bunch of videos of people in real life situations wearing jackets or even just slightly thicker t-shirts getting tased and shrugging it off repeatedly. Adrenaline can do crazy things, and I guess so can drugs but meh.

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +28

      It’s actually much more interesting than that. The RUclipsr ElectroBOOM showed that the electrical force in a taser doesn’t have any power to incapacitate someone, the only thing that does that is the pain. People can actually train themselves to ignore the pain so much that they can just zap themselves on the bare skin with no reaction.

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 5 лет назад +35

      >Man beats off 30+ cops while high on Meth
      >Florida zombie
      Those sorts of thing?

    • @todo9633
      @todo9633 5 лет назад +6

      @@GlareanLiebertine Ye

    • @mori5271
      @mori5271 5 лет назад +6

      Idk i never trust tasers, i always rather would use pepper spray or bear spray. They sell alot of weak ass shitty chinese tasers too, that are bs and wont hurt even that much.

    • @carloshernandez2561
      @carloshernandez2561 5 лет назад +4

      Fat also conducts electricity far less than muscle so a person with more fat will have less of a reaction. Also the most effective self defense is a gun that you have trained with, just pray you dont have to use it.

  • @syntheticteapot
    @syntheticteapot 4 года назад +165

    The whole libs vs /pol/ could have totally been a cool way to show that when push comes to shove our weird political hangups can be put aside to help and care for our fellow human and how despite our differences in ideas we can all cooperate and work towards a common goal... it sucks that this narrative was lost on this total boomer.
    Also when i worked in a bookstore during high school I realized Johnston's western books are just as abundant and irrelevant as harlequine romance books...

  • @exunknown6793
    @exunknown6793 5 лет назад +64

    ‘The bar is set so low at that point, you’d have to go out of your way to pass it’
    Empress Theresa- *exists

  • @feta_cheesecake
    @feta_cheesecake 5 лет назад +291

    Don’t you hate it when you can’t make merch out of your channel’s strongest meme?
    Because it just so happens to be about school shootings?
    I know I do.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 года назад +12

      I mean... You could try

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 года назад +4

      I mean a company made a bloody Kent State shirt. It was tacky as fuck and got pulled down immediately but yknow it's not technically illegal.

    • @kylenielsen5083
      @kylenielsen5083 3 года назад

      But how many times are school shootings referenced. It's just this book and two of Onision's things.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад +1

      @@kylenielsen5083 they’re powerful enough

    • @utopua4all
      @utopua4all 3 года назад +1

      @@PointsofData Why does this remind me of T-Shit Hell's "I f**ked the Olson Twins before they were famous" shirt? I'm pretty sure they got a cease and desist over that, but I never did hear the resolution to it. I do remember the owner of the site playing it up like he was up for the battle however.

  • @bcheeseey
    @bcheeseey 5 лет назад +31

    Imagine if for the entire original trilogy of Star Wars Darth Vader was just called "Anakin Skywalkera" but his reveal was treated with the same weight

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 5 лет назад +57

    Okay, do all of these guys secretly want to be Batman and/or the Punisher? Because that's the impression I'm getting.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 5 лет назад +18

      Batman? Only if they missed the point of the character. But the Punisher? Paranoid gun nut justifying his violent desires and anger issues by targeting criminals on his killing sprees? Now there I'm with you.
      Seriously, that character is just awful.

    • @thepanpiper7715
      @thepanpiper7715 5 лет назад +4

      Frank Miller's Batman, maybe. Or the Batman expy he created for Holy Terror.

    • @Flareontoast
      @Flareontoast 5 лет назад +6

      Like the version of Batman straight white men who have actually no idea what an emotional, empathetic and sympathetic character he is? Granted, he does a lot of beating up but also...but yeah. Lol

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 5 лет назад +2

      @@Flareontoast I was thinking more along the lines of that one time Azrael stood in for him for a bit.

  • @lindsaypasseroni5542
    @lindsaypasseroni5542 5 лет назад +61

    I know this wasn't Onision's book but I can only imagine Jake as Greg.

  • @ergosum5001
    @ergosum5001 5 лет назад +160

    I love how the vast majority of these kinds of 'political' books always come off as poorly-written 13-16-year old self-insert anime fanfiction.
    Insert relatable teen/young adult. Insert god-tier powers. Insert no real challenges. Insert personality-drained arm candy. Insert lack of self-awareness. Insert illogical win situations/just PIS or WIS in general. Shove ideology of choice down throat with no genuine depth.