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  • When a guy (Taran Killam) tries to buy a hot girl (Charlize Theron) a drink, he is threatened by her aggressive but not so intimidating date, Viper (John Milhiser), who actually is a sickly guy in a Make A Wish-like program. [Season 39, 2014]
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Комментарии • 680

  • @porknbeans7420
    @porknbeans7420 5 лет назад +99

    Taran Killam was the injection of funny that SNL needed for so long. How on Earth he's not with SNL is a mystery to me. Guy was so f-ing funny!

    • @nicketon6940
      @nicketon6940 3 года назад +5

      Mokiki does the sloppy swish.

    • @johnschwab3749
      @johnschwab3749 Год назад +2

      Right, and they dumped him for reliably sketch-killing Mikey Day

    • @gordomctavish6599
      @gordomctavish6599 4 месяца назад +4

      @@johnschwab3749 Mikey Day is amazingly good and consistent.

    • @johnschwab3749
      @johnschwab3749 4 месяца назад +2

      @@gordomctavish6599 I mean, sure but amazingly good and consistent at being a non-addition. But, hey, to each his own.

    • @jessenathan9346
      @jessenathan9346 Месяц назад

      @@johnschwab3749 Mikey used to be good, but nowadays, he just comes off out-of-place

  • @itmeyaboitheline3419
    @itmeyaboitheline3419 3 года назад +31

    1:47
    "NO YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM!?"
    Lmaoo he's literally giving him a shoulder rub 😂

  • @gusmartin1246
    @gusmartin1246 4 года назад +222

    He sounds so much like Kyle Mooney, it's crazy.

    • @dingnghetakhiangte3870
      @dingnghetakhiangte3870 4 года назад +6

      exactly what i was looking for

    • @Dogspark841
      @Dogspark841 3 года назад +1

      probably why they got rid of him, he's like a budget kyle mooney

    • @DigitalAndInnovation
      @DigitalAndInnovation Год назад +1

      Kyle Mooney is budget... that's why they got rid of him too

  • @BrokenTreeProd
    @BrokenTreeProd 4 года назад +205

    John Milhiser ran awkwardly so Kyle Mooney could walk awkwardly

    • @bopiusa
      @bopiusa 17 дней назад +1

      Might be the greatest - most accurate - comment about this SNL cast. lol

    • @Otis4597
      @Otis4597 3 дня назад

      he was so funny on CollegeHumor

  • @24kRobot
    @24kRobot 4 года назад +38

    Oh, man. They should have squeezed this skit in! “Well you found it. 6’4” 250lbs; Viper.” That delivery was very funny to me.

  • @danielm3192
    @danielm3192 3 года назад +18

    I love when Viper drops his glove on the floor.

  • @bkmessiah1068
    @bkmessiah1068 6 лет назад +865

    I thought it was a Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman skit.

    • @aidendouglass
      @aidendouglass 5 лет назад +6

      Gil Terrero 🤣🤣🤣🤣.......I can see that!

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it was a Mr. Show skit.

    • @dimirsen
      @dimirsen 5 лет назад +8

      @@dollysinn Cobra (Stallone) parody

    • @miket.6293
      @miket.6293 5 лет назад +3

      Its me after a couple of Budweiser's

    • @curiositypiqued6573
      @curiositypiqued6573 5 лет назад

      Me too 😂 🤣 🤣 lol

  • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
    @warpartyattheoutpost4987 6 лет назад +284

    Look, an internet troll in a bar.

    • @Teafa
      @Teafa 5 лет назад +6

      ha.

    • @Pseudobadger
      @Pseudobadger 5 лет назад +1

      Dude, you made me laugh as hard as the freaking skit did! Ahahahaha! Well done!

    • @hydrocarbon82
      @hydrocarbon82 5 лет назад

      FITE ME BRO! lol

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 года назад

      😂!

  • @thailakhampo
    @thailakhampo 5 лет назад +128

    "Tom Cruise" impersonating Sylvester Stallone in Cobra. Hence the name Viper

  • @jonesov
    @jonesov 8 лет назад +251

    I'm pretty certain that I will be using all of Viper's one-liners in real life, how could you not.

    • @MrAsmontero
      @MrAsmontero 6 лет назад +11

      Watch yourself...Im bad news...!

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 6 лет назад +12

      I hope you know how to say goodbye.

    • @avid_toxicity2324
      @avid_toxicity2324 5 лет назад +15

      Uh oh road block

    • @texasfossilguy
      @texasfossilguy 5 лет назад +7

      How could I not? I dont care about nuthin, or nobody...

    • @TheDudeMeister69
      @TheDudeMeister69 5 лет назад +11

      "You'll get your smoochie-smoochies, but first, I gotta flush this toilet."

  • @ulilgaspard7230
    @ulilgaspard7230 8 лет назад +1139

    tom cruise and his former wife nicole kidman!

  • @salwood
    @salwood 5 месяцев назад +4

    i love this sketch so much. i wish john got more chances like this. very funny/creative/different. and it 100% should have been on the show.

  • @tricityladytn
    @tricityladytn 3 года назад +13

    From the thumbnail, I thought he was supposed to be Tom Cruise LOL

    • @philsurtees
      @philsurtees 3 года назад

      Me too! Thank goodness for the Comment Section...
      :-P

  • @Nativeblkft
    @Nativeblkft 5 лет назад +13

    I was a 1980's teenager and I saw Cobra when it first came out. Still Love the movie and this skit.

    • @jamesdemetro4184
      @jamesdemetro4184 3 года назад

      The chase in the middle of the show was awesome,I was 14 when it came out in the movie theater in my town in connecticut,good times,good movies,and great memories,
      We need a Time fucking machine quick,back to 1985

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 3 года назад

      @@jamesdemetro4184
      Then I would get to relive my most-fun year ever-1988!

  • @aaronoutdoors7556
    @aaronoutdoors7556 4 года назад +82

    We need more of Viper. Like a whole saga

  • @jauntyhatsociety6922
    @jauntyhatsociety6922 5 лет назад +109

    I thought it was a joke about Tom Cruise playing Jack Reacher :-)

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 5 лет назад +3

      Jaunty Hat Society: In which he was an absolute miscast, failure, and flop-in as far as Jack Reachers Book personification goes.

    • @RUTHP123
      @RUTHP123 4 года назад

      That's what I thought too!

    • @philsurtees
      @philsurtees 3 года назад

      ​@@stranraerwal Only because the Jack Reacher in the books is so ridiculously, laughably absurd that it would be a side-splitting comedy if someone made a movie with that character the way he's written. The Tom Cruise version of Jack Reacher was AWESOME, and the perfect example of how to turn a book into a movie. Thank goodness they didn't try to personify the Jack Reacher of the books; instead of a great movie we would have had a total crap-fest...

  • @DANOVERBOARDvlogs
    @DANOVERBOARDvlogs 4 года назад +35

    The first time I watched this I thought, "Ouch. What a weak sketch."
    The eighteeth time I watched this sketch, "You'll get your smoochie-smoochies."
    LOL!

    • @jennmegacunttracker3670
      @jennmegacunttracker3670 3 года назад +1

      Watching this the first time, you know it was genius, after 18 times it becomes a treat

  • @prajwalpratyaksh
    @prajwalpratyaksh 5 лет назад +15

    Charlize Theron is wearing the same top that Cameron Diaz wore in the Orphaned Black Anne skit, it's hilarious!! The wardrobe situation!

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 5 месяцев назад +2

      Lucky top, is all i can say

  • @khaoz07
    @khaoz07 3 года назад +9

    Teron’s acting is 🔥

  • @Nativeblkft
    @Nativeblkft 5 лет назад +9

    "No! You didn't finish your peanuts yet."

  • @TheDisastermellz
    @TheDisastermellz 8 лет назад +792

    Poor generation! It's a Stallone Cobra's parody!

    • @Archivist82
      @Archivist82 6 лет назад +17

      You're the disease...I'm the cure.

    • @johnmartin8897
      @johnmartin8897 6 лет назад +6

      “I want your eyes pig”

    • @blackmagyclives
      @blackmagyclives 6 лет назад +12

      He gave Stallone credit at the end.

    • @joebuck3398
      @joebuck3398 6 лет назад +2

      Got the trademark stallone mumble

    • @WaitingtoHit
      @WaitingtoHit 6 лет назад +7

      I would have. It's easier than ever to be aware of popular culture from every decade (check the INTERNET), so why do people who are not that much younger than me have such a hard time? There is so much more out there than anime, Vin Diesel, and Fortnite. I promise.

  • @richhenry7540
    @richhenry7540 5 лет назад +30

    Its a parody of Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone and his then wife Brigitte Nielsen.

    • @felixcoria4583
      @felixcoria4583 4 года назад +1

      HOW SMART YOU ARE............................................

    • @richhenry7540
      @richhenry7540 3 года назад

      @@felixcoria4583 real recognize real

  • @stingoh
    @stingoh 7 лет назад +501

    Charlize Theron is excellent. She does just the right amount of overacting in that sketch!

    • @turkovich530
      @turkovich530 6 лет назад +3

      stingoh lol her outfit

    • @rajatbhardwaj8180
      @rajatbhardwaj8180 5 лет назад +1

      imagine getting this frail in bed every night oh boy

    • @DW-lx9wt
      @DW-lx9wt 5 лет назад +15

      Everyone forgets how amazing she is at comedic line delivery. All in all an amazing actress. I remember first seeing her in Arrested Development and how she stole most of the scenes she was in.

    • @freedapeeple4049
      @freedapeeple4049 5 лет назад +8

      Check out the movie "Monster." She plays Aileen Wuornos, a female serial killer. You won't even be able to recognize Theron...

    • @kennoe6634
      @kennoe6634 5 лет назад +1

      I thought that was her! She really transformed in that movie about the killer prostitute,forgot the name,Aileen something...

  • @Pigglez0_0
    @Pigglez0_0 5 лет назад +6

    Viper looks like Tom Cruise from the 80's 😂👌🏼

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 6 лет назад +22

    Pretty good Sly impression. The Make-a-Wish thing is hilarious

  • @jessenathan9346
    @jessenathan9346 Месяц назад

    Thanks so much for spoiling the reveal in the description, SNL.

  • @rampart6557
    @rampart6557 5 лет назад +9

    Great parody of Stallone's "Cobra" character.

    • @monikaszymanowska5142
      @monikaszymanowska5142 3 года назад

      I'm happy Cobra has some follow here and now. When I was young, all my friends hated the movie.

  • @joemorrow8411
    @joemorrow8411 5 лет назад +3

    It's a Make a wish thing,,cought me of guard🤣🤣
    Sylvester Stallone Cobra

  • @estevancarlos
    @estevancarlos 4 года назад +14

    We need more Viper sketches.

  • @seniilalledde7588
    @seniilalledde7588 8 лет назад +177

    Reminds me of a madtv skit..

    • @rheab43
      @rheab43 7 лет назад +23

      Seni Ilalledde it's a blatant rip off, mad tvs skit was soo much funnier

    • @ralfjones6135
      @ralfjones6135 7 лет назад +18

      Thank you...ive been looking for this comment. Madtv character ron

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 6 лет назад +2

      i miss mad tv

    • @gedeyogam9096
      @gedeyogam9096 6 лет назад +2

      Yup its like a copy

    • @optronixatron
      @optronixatron 6 лет назад +7

      Fightin' Ron

  • @michaelarvin572
    @michaelarvin572 5 лет назад +35

    "You're the disease and I'm the cure."

  • @deptofcarstereorepair
    @deptofcarstereorepair Год назад

    "hey let's make it a make-a-wish thing, that way no one will ever suspect we ripped off Kids in the Hall!"

  • @accountablehog
    @accountablehog 2 года назад +4

    I freaking love this skit…

  • @themadlad8540
    @themadlad8540 4 года назад +1

    Viper is awesome.

  • @starman1900
    @starman1900 3 года назад +1

    Yep any bar in Belfast

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg 8 лет назад +42

    Viper is my new "hero based on a sylvester stallone's role"!

  • @oatmealboy6
    @oatmealboy6 8 лет назад +70

    This would have been funnier if they did this with perrenial guest star Dwayne Johnson in Taran's straight-man role, and Viper trying to take him on.

  • @spencerace7167
    @spencerace7167 3 года назад +4

    John Milhiser: The Lost Mooney

  • @SrChalice
    @SrChalice 8 лет назад +27

    Ha-ha, So this is what Denial looks like?😞

  • @krisskross6074
    @krisskross6074 5 лет назад +10

    Charlize Theron looks like Sharon Stone.

  • @hasannaomir.3037
    @hasannaomir.3037 5 лет назад +4

    HOW did I miss this skit? This is just waaay too much suspense for a Saturday night at home. I am in suspense. I am literally lying on the edge of my bed!

    • @MarceloRomero360
      @MarceloRomero360 Год назад +2

      This from the dress rehearsal. The sketch was cut before the live show aired.

  • @jeffmclearen1421
    @jeffmclearen1421 4 года назад +3

    That walk😂

  • @foucault8964
    @foucault8964 3 месяца назад

    Cut For Times are always the best ones.

  • @ernestohs
    @ernestohs 7 лет назад +148

    Girl.- I'm a really supposed to have sex with him?
    Cop.- I mean, it will be really nice
    That part made me lose it XD

  • @samQu8y
    @samQu8y 6 лет назад +4

    I'm only here for Charlize! What a cat!

  • @jasonggabbott
    @jasonggabbott 5 лет назад +2

    Cobras lead sled was my all-time favorite car at the time!

  • @kallesaarinen7559
    @kallesaarinen7559 10 лет назад +29

    cobra rules!

  • @jnieswartz4878
    @jnieswartz4878 4 года назад +9

    I thought he was suppose to be Tom cruise

  • @themadlad8540
    @themadlad8540 4 года назад +13

    Who else kinda of wanna see a sequal to cobra now?

    • @morty215fightclubbringyour7
      @morty215fightclubbringyour7 4 года назад

      Hell yeah

    • @StakeJade
      @StakeJade 3 года назад

      No. Too much time has passed. Hollywood would just ruin its legacy with an over- reliance of senseless CGI.

  • @toolguyslayer1
    @toolguyslayer1 5 лет назад +1

    I don't mean to sound all day and everything but that top she has on with the upward facing U that is like badass and totally unique and has a machine like quality to appeal to the guy as well mechanics and engineers and guitar players would love something like that

  • @stephaniesmith7317
    @stephaniesmith7317 6 лет назад +8

    "It's Vipuhh"
    (based on original characters created by Sylvester Stalone)
    bwhahaaahaahhaaa
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jamesjoseph6568
    @jamesjoseph6568 8 дней назад

    This was cut for time?!?! This should have been the cold open!

  • @calumsanderson6741
    @calumsanderson6741 4 месяца назад

    how the hell did "Come on, Viper, let's go back to your place, and have sex AGAIN" get NO REACTION
    that's a genius line come on

  • @thenoisebleed9110
    @thenoisebleed9110 5 лет назад +2

    already a stellar MR. SHOW premise.

  • @guyjohnson259
    @guyjohnson259 3 года назад +2

    3:03 Vanessa always makes me melt. Le sigh...

  • @onura2710
    @onura2710 5 лет назад +2

    Please make a sequel

  • @chazbutcher
    @chazbutcher 6 лет назад +2

    Ironically, he is not that much shorter (if at all) than the actual Sylvester Stalone.

  • @JokersSerious
    @JokersSerious 4 года назад +1

    i can't get how he's so surprised at the cop thing - that's pretty much how they all are.

  • @drushe1983
    @drushe1983 2 года назад

    Just like Viper, Cobra too was cut-for-time.

  • @ChicagoHOG27
    @ChicagoHOG27 5 лет назад +3

    You've gotta finish your peanuts!

  • @sigmundsanders8064
    @sigmundsanders8064 5 лет назад +2

    Stallone not cruise . 😂😂

  • @RagnarokMic
    @RagnarokMic 6 лет назад +3

    I'm pretty small and sickly myself, ball's your court, Charlize Theron.

  • @bigtaz504
    @bigtaz504 5 лет назад +3

    The city sleeps safe thanks to viper.

  • @steve8056
    @steve8056 8 лет назад +7

    Haha looks like Tom Cruise Friday night

  • @ClickbaitMotorsports
    @ClickbaitMotorsports 11 месяцев назад

    Randomly running in a Viper-type dude is my worst nightmare.

  • @jetpackband3523
    @jetpackband3523 8 месяцев назад +1

    Why does the upfront info purposely give away the gag?!

  • @GBart
    @GBart 6 лет назад +10

    One of my favorite MadTV sketches!

    • @WorkshopPops
      @WorkshopPops 5 лет назад

      AndroidDoctorr not. madtv

    • @hmasonx
      @hmasonx 5 лет назад

      Or Mr. Show sketches

  • @Logjambam
    @Logjambam 24 дня назад

    THE GLOVES

  • @mattporter7558
    @mattporter7558 2 года назад

    It's Sly Stallone as cobra and Bernadette Peters as her character

  • @markducharme9199
    @markducharme9199 5 лет назад +7

    Oh my Keenan has lost wicked amount of weight, good for him!!!

    • @kawasakiwhiptwo5821
      @kawasakiwhiptwo5821 2 года назад

      Soooo, I guess he's wearing a fat suit under that uniform in this sketch?

  • @littledavemerriman
    @littledavemerriman 5 лет назад +1

    Sweet move giving away the twist in the description.

  • @TerribleMouton
    @TerribleMouton 10 лет назад +7

    OMG it's charlize theron !

    • @Ukbang
      @Ukbang 5 лет назад +1

      I know, I was half way into the skit before I realized it!

  • @MajBrown_Man
    @MajBrown_Man 5 лет назад +1

    Viper is basically Stallone in Cobra

  • @jonjones971
    @jonjones971 7 лет назад +15

    Charlize looks awesome

  • @joeeesau9785
    @joeeesau9785 4 года назад

    LOL VIPER DEFINITELY A COBRA STALLONE PARODY

  • @spenser9908
    @spenser9908 6 лет назад +1

    Bridgette Nielsen was basically Stallone's Sondra Locke, if ya know what I mean.

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 4 года назад +12

    Charlize is putting Viper over like a champ.

  • @freshpootube
    @freshpootube 8 лет назад +6

    It's SImon Cowell!

  • @eugeneendres5846
    @eugeneendres5846 4 года назад

    This would have been funnier if it were Cruise and Kidman. But knowing Tom he would have thrown a tantrum and threaten to sue SNL.

  • @juansalcido2037
    @juansalcido2037 5 лет назад +1

    hold on cobra is that you

  • @cas0496
    @cas0496 5 лет назад +1

    Mad TV called....they want their sketch back.

    • @tadtranclere3729
      @tadtranclere3729 5 лет назад +1

      Well they can have it because this sucked.

    • @cas0496
      @cas0496 5 лет назад

      @@tadtranclere3729 Agreed.

  • @aniruddhachakraborty4968
    @aniruddhachakraborty4968 9 месяцев назад

    okay, are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Mihiser has total Mooney energy here?

  • @angieakos4045
    @angieakos4045 10 лет назад +32

    He is trying to be Cobra played by Sylvester Stallone!

    • @LukanioBB
      @LukanioBB 10 лет назад +14

      Wow.. no shit Sherlock!

    • @rajithmaligaspe
      @rajithmaligaspe 9 лет назад +1

      angie akos You just won a thousand points in the 'duh' category! Give it up for Captain Obvious, COME ON DOWWWWWWWWWWN!

  • @mikeogden5256
    @mikeogden5256 3 года назад +1

    Top Notch Comedy

  • @MrNedsaabdickerson
    @MrNedsaabdickerson 4 года назад +3

    Since when did SNL get a Disney channel laugh track?

  • @zeigbert1743
    @zeigbert1743 5 лет назад +1

    Viper don't hurt him.

  • @marutripol2074
    @marutripol2074 3 года назад

    Literally Charlize Theron and Sean Penn

  • @ballisticcoefficientdepend9811
    @ballisticcoefficientdepend9811 4 года назад +1

    If "Viper" would have been a foot shorter, I would have been positive it was Tom Cruise lol!

  • @mrnobody6447
    @mrnobody6447 3 года назад

    How many kids knew this was a parody of cobra and Stallone?

  • @jomocheatham
    @jomocheatham 5 лет назад +1

    Got to keep an eye out for Paul. He is closing in on brilliant territory.

  • @theirishman8356
    @theirishman8356 3 года назад

    Keebler factory must of closed.😂😂🤪🇺🇸

  • @RollingOrmond
    @RollingOrmond 5 лет назад +4

    Charlize looking fine in that push-up :)

  • @mikemolina462
    @mikemolina462 5 лет назад

    My God Charlize looks so fucking good in this shit! Don't get me wrong she always look good, but she looks unrecognizable and still amazing!

  • @unbudgingsalmon
    @unbudgingsalmon 6 лет назад +1

    He's the feckin Viper, lad.
    Weird Hardy Bucks spin-off

  • @ragagagagaga1953
    @ragagagagaga1953 2 года назад +4

    When snl get it right it’s great…this sketch is perfect.

  • @TaylorTheTormentor
    @TaylorTheTormentor 4 года назад

    Cant believe this was cut for time, its hilarious!

    • @BenSultanMusic
      @BenSultanMusic 4 года назад

      Taylor Torres cut for time is the name of the series of sketches that Kyle and Beck write. Took me a minute to figure that out too.

    • @TaylorTheTormentor
      @TaylorTheTormentor 4 года назад

      @@BenSultanMusic no it's not, cut for time means they did the skit in dress rehearsal but not in the live show. Tons of sketches have been cut for time before they were on the show, but unfortunately a lot of beck and kyle's skits get cut for time.

    • @BenSultanMusic
      @BenSultanMusic 4 года назад

      @@TaylorTheTormentor That's usually what "cut for time" means, but Beck and Kyle do this web series specifically called "Cut for Time".

  • @cupasmell3325
    @cupasmell3325 5 лет назад

    It’s The Viper from Hardy Bucks!

  • @anzalone138
    @anzalone138 5 лет назад +1

    It's cobra without the muscles

  • @stefanivanov8408
    @stefanivanov8408 7 лет назад +5

    i like that tall women

  • @kumargautam8902
    @kumargautam8902 3 года назад

    It is Sylvester