Noita: nuke roulette

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  • Опубликовано: 9 май 2024
  • i had to fire it

Комментарии • 52

  • @Wh00Where
    @Wh00Where 2 месяца назад +512

    Man literally got the best luck on a roulette and still decided to lose it.

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 2 месяца назад +37

      "These things have 7 chambers, right?"

    • @Dargos_L
      @Dargos_L Месяц назад +20

      99% of gamers quit before the big win/explosion

    • @DigitalClassicsExplorer
      @DigitalClassicsExplorer Месяц назад +2

      Seemed like he heard he could get double the earnings if he shot the nuke left in the wand...
      Gamble responsibly.

  • @BF1_enthusiast
    @BF1_enthusiast 2 месяца назад +359

    "You've confused the gods"

    • @BF1_enthusiast
      @BF1_enthusiast Месяц назад +25

      "The gods scratches their heads this once"

  • @00RV00
    @00RV00 2 месяца назад +297

    Jeff 0 - 1 Intrusive thoughts

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
    @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 2 месяца назад +122

    the gods got angry because they let you live, but you still decided to fire the last shot...

  • @meeb_consumer
    @meeb_consumer Месяц назад +81

    The most horrifying thing to think in noita is "I wonder what would happen if..."

    • @A_Random_Melon_Pult
      @A_Random_Melon_Pult Месяц назад +3

      lol so relatable

    • @Subject97
      @Subject97 15 часов назад +1

      Wooooah. Nuke! So cooooool. I wonder what happens if I...

  • @diegonhathanielagrielabalc2504
    @diegonhathanielagrielabalc2504 2 месяца назад +151

    * gets TOO curious

  • @poptre67
    @poptre67 2 месяца назад +63

    hmm.. maybe there wasnt enough mana on the wand after all... * dies*

  • @teremleonheart3776
    @teremleonheart3776 2 месяца назад +43

    Never seen someone willingly off themselves so brazenly with a shuffle wand. Had me gigglin the entire time lol.

  • @asoul3919
    @asoul3919 Месяц назад +6

    Imagine dying and the first message that greets you is *"YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS"*

  • @BF1_enthusiast
    @BF1_enthusiast 2 месяца назад +23

    Noita PVP could use such a mod

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink 2 месяца назад +20

    “YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS”

  • @tritonwe8937
    @tritonwe8937 Месяц назад +14

    You can put touch of gold instead of a nuke and its a golden roulette

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio Месяц назад +3

      Do 5 distance casts

  • @theanomalouscube
    @theanomalouscube 2 месяца назад +35

    That is so jeffly jeff

  • @human_h8839
    @human_h8839 Месяц назад +8

    I never seen this much luck in Noita

  • @melonenlord2723
    @melonenlord2723 Месяц назад +5

    Thats why you never play russian nukelett on your own.

  • @p.m.o.d3132
    @p.m.o.d3132 Месяц назад +1

    Got five blank and one live.
    Decides to empty all of them on yourself😑

  • @WilliamAftan
    @WilliamAftan Месяц назад +2

    Ядерная рулетка?!
    Боюсь и уважаю

  • @ShrimplePrawn
    @ShrimplePrawn 15 дней назад +1

    Knowing what sort of game noita is I was expecting the first one to be nuke, at least it ended the run eventually

  • @theshaggycreeper220
    @theshaggycreeper220 Месяц назад

    The mumbling wizard’s wand

  • @psyframepepega68
    @psyframepepega68 2 месяца назад +7

    I like to use firebolts with trigger instead so it bounces funnily

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 Месяц назад

    The gods gave him that wand after he through a black hole through their meeting point with the physical realm

  • @user-uy8yt7ku4w
    @user-uy8yt7ku4w 3 дня назад

    the odds of this are 1/720

  • @kinghosty
    @kinghosty Месяц назад +2

    Do it but instead of fire bolts put cifcles of vigor and u got perfect healing wand

  • @Starfloofle
    @Starfloofle 2 месяца назад +8

    why?????

  • @rocko7x
    @rocko7x 2 месяца назад +3

    this was kinda sad :(

  • @tybot8664
    @tybot8664 Месяц назад

    You became a smear on the floor

  • @Camiddle
    @Camiddle 2 месяца назад +7

    👀

  • @GraphicReviews
    @GraphicReviews Месяц назад

    Young Sheldon would approve

  • @BLACK_FOX-general
    @BLACK_FOX-general Месяц назад

    YES SIIIIR

  • @Fobur
    @Fobur Месяц назад

    Witch roulette

  • @SU76M
    @SU76M 2 месяца назад +1

    Is it from reddit?

    • @_Jefftheunworthy
      @_Jefftheunworthy  2 месяца назад +3

      lol i posted it on reddit aswell because i thought no one would see it both places

  • @Yek153
    @Yek153 Месяц назад

    Русская рулетка в нойте

  • @Temporary_yesyes
    @Temporary_yesyes Месяц назад +2

    the odds of this happening is 0.139% chance so you got very lucky, and heres my math (1/6)*(1/5)*(1/4)*(1/3)*(1/2)*100 = 0.13888... (the *100 is to make it a percentage)
    I accidentally calculated for him to fire a nuke every shot someone corrected me in the comments, the actual number is 0.16667

    • @retardman6472
      @retardman6472 Месяц назад

      Wrongly calculated. It's more like (5/6)(4/5)(3/4)(2/3)(1/2) = 0.1667 = 16.67%
      That is the chance he survived. Since 5 out of 6 were safe and then 4 out of 5 etc.

    • @Hollow__Heart
      @Hollow__Heart Месяц назад +1

      The odds of him surviving would be (5/6)*(4/5)*(3/4) and so on.
      You calculated the chance of him firing the nuke every single shot (and in your calculations after firing the nuke a firebolt gets erased).

    • @Temporary_yesyes
      @Temporary_yesyes Месяц назад

      @@Hollow__Heart shoot thanks for the correction

    • @Temporary_yesyes
      @Temporary_yesyes Месяц назад

      wait that ends up equalling 1 I might have done my math wrong id like to see what you got and how you got it :)
      edit: nope I did my math wrong again lmao it ended up being 0.25

    • @Hollow__Heart
      @Hollow__Heart Месяц назад +1

      @@Temporary_yesyes I get 16.7%. The idea is that first you have 6 shots total 5 of wich are survivable (firebolts) so the chance of surviving the first shot is 5/6.
      Right after you have 5 shots total (because 1 is used up) 4 of which are good, so the next chance is 4/5.
      And so on. Then you multiply them all and get the 16.7% of surviving 5 shots.