Jefftheunworthy
Jefftheunworthy
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Видео

Noita: nuke roulette
Просмотров 29 тыс.3 месяца назад
i had to fire it
Noita Playerghost pet?? (kinda)
Просмотров 754 месяца назад
sorry :c
Noita'd compilation 1
Просмотров 164 месяца назад
ouch
Porting Noita main-branch saves to beta
Просмотров 214 месяца назад
moving a save file over is risky and could break your game, so be aware of the risks when doing this. to move a save file over, you first need to go onto the main branch of the game, and start a new game. then, load in the areas that you want to break and save and quit. then just launch them from noita beta and there you go!
most normal noita playerghost encounter
Просмотров 7165 месяцев назад
:(
average noita wand testing session
Просмотров 1435 месяцев назад
downwards larpa goes hard
Noita run 1
Просмотров 325 месяцев назад
uhhhhh

Комментарии

  • @user-uy8yt7ku4w
    @user-uy8yt7ku4w Месяц назад

    the odds of this are 1/720

  • @ShrimplePrawn
    @ShrimplePrawn Месяц назад

    Knowing what sort of game noita is I was expecting the first one to be nuke, at least it ended the run eventually

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 2 месяца назад

    The gods gave him that wand after he through a black hole through their meeting point with the physical realm

  • @theshaggycreeper220
    @theshaggycreeper220 2 месяца назад

    The mumbling wizard’s wand

  • @asoul3919
    @asoul3919 2 месяца назад

    Imagine dying and the first message that greets you is *"YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS"*

  • @p.m.o.d3132
    @p.m.o.d3132 2 месяца назад

    Got five blank and one live. Decides to empty all of them on yourself😑

  • @Fobur
    @Fobur 2 месяца назад

    Witch roulette

  • @BLACK_FOX-general
    @BLACK_FOX-general 2 месяца назад

    YES SIIIIR

  • @jeojoji4825
    @jeojoji4825 2 месяца назад

    we gotta salute this man

  • @GraphicReviews
    @GraphicReviews 2 месяца назад

    Young Sheldon would approve

  • @WilliamAftan
    @WilliamAftan 2 месяца назад

    Ядерная рулетка?! Боюсь и уважаю

  • @Yek153
    @Yek153 2 месяца назад

    Русская рулетка в нойте

  • @LeonserGT
    @LeonserGT 2 месяца назад

    I recently got a cascade of god runs as a legacy of some previous god run: a ghost spawned with my utility infinite black hole wand - sure it erased all mines trying to shoot me, but it was absolutely harmless to me. Not only did I get infinite black holes endgame wand, but I do use wand refresh to occupy those remaining slots as extra storage... so yeah, you guessed right - it had all sorts of random various useful spells in it, such as speed up and lance. This started another god run, where that wand effectively kept its role as utility... GUESS WHAT HAPPENED some time later! Yes, ghost showed up again with my black hole utility wand, now from that other god run, with different spells stored after wand refresh, lmao. Went a little too well, I got OP and bored (did my 33 orb run already), so I decided to set a new depth record by using touch of gold on myself deep deep in hell, lol... I wonder when I'll encounter a ghost with black hole wand next time 😅

  • @UnarmedBastard
    @UnarmedBastard 2 месяца назад

    gets dumb*

  • @tybot8664
    @tybot8664 2 месяца назад

    You became a smear on the floor

  • @kinghosty
    @kinghosty 2 месяца назад

    Do it but instead of fire bolts put cifcles of vigor and u got perfect healing wand

  • @Temporary_yesyes
    @Temporary_yesyes 2 месяца назад

    the odds of this happening is 0.139% chance so you got very lucky, and heres my math (1/6)*(1/5)*(1/4)*(1/3)*(1/2)*100 = 0.13888... (the *100 is to make it a percentage) I accidentally calculated for him to fire a nuke every shot someone corrected me in the comments, the actual number is 0.16667

    • @retardman6472
      @retardman6472 2 месяца назад

      Wrongly calculated. It's more like (5/6)(4/5)(3/4)(2/3)(1/2) = 0.1667 = 16.67% That is the chance he survived. Since 5 out of 6 were safe and then 4 out of 5 etc.

    • @Hollow__Heart
      @Hollow__Heart 2 месяца назад

      The odds of him surviving would be (5/6)*(4/5)*(3/4) and so on. You calculated the chance of him firing the nuke every single shot (and in your calculations after firing the nuke a firebolt gets erased).

    • @Temporary_yesyes
      @Temporary_yesyes 2 месяца назад

      @@Hollow__Heart shoot thanks for the correction

    • @Temporary_yesyes
      @Temporary_yesyes 2 месяца назад

      wait that ends up equalling 1 I might have done my math wrong id like to see what you got and how you got it :) edit: nope I did my math wrong again lmao it ended up being 0.25

    • @Hollow__Heart
      @Hollow__Heart 2 месяца назад

      @@Temporary_yesyes I get 16.7%. The idea is that first you have 6 shots total 5 of wich are survivable (firebolts) so the chance of surviving the first shot is 5/6. Right after you have 5 shots total (because 1 is used up) 4 of which are good, so the next chance is 4/5. And so on. Then you multiply them all and get the 16.7% of surviving 5 shots.

  • @meeb_consumer
    @meeb_consumer 2 месяца назад

    The most horrifying thing to think in noita is "I wonder what would happen if..."

    • @A_Random_Melon_Pult
      @A_Random_Melon_Pult 2 месяца назад

      lol so relatable

    • @Subject97
      @Subject97 Месяц назад

      Wooooah. Nuke! So cooooool. I wonder what happens if I...

  • @melonenlord2723
    @melonenlord2723 2 месяца назад

    Thats why you never play russian nukelett on your own.

  • @human_h8839
    @human_h8839 3 месяца назад

    I never seen this much luck in Noita

  • @tritonwe8937
    @tritonwe8937 3 месяца назад

    You can put touch of gold instead of a nuke and its a golden roulette

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio 3 месяца назад

      Do 5 distance casts

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
    @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 3 месяца назад

    the gods got angry because they let you live, but you still decided to fire the last shot...

  • @teremleonheart3776
    @teremleonheart3776 3 месяца назад

    Never seen someone willingly off themselves so brazenly with a shuffle wand. Had me gigglin the entire time lol.

  • @SU76M
    @SU76M 3 месяца назад

    Is it from reddit?

    • @_Jefftheunworthy
      @_Jefftheunworthy 3 месяца назад

      lol i posted it on reddit aswell because i thought no one would see it both places

  • @BF1_enthusiast
    @BF1_enthusiast 3 месяца назад

    "You've confused the gods"

    • @BF1_enthusiast
      @BF1_enthusiast 2 месяца назад

      "The gods scratches their heads this once"

  • @BF1_enthusiast
    @BF1_enthusiast 3 месяца назад

    Noita PVP could use such a mod

  • @poptre67
    @poptre67 3 месяца назад

    hmm.. maybe there wasnt enough mana on the wand after all... * dies*

  • @psyframepepega68
    @psyframepepega68 3 месяца назад

    I like to use firebolts with trigger instead so it bounces funnily

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink 3 месяца назад

    “YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS”

  • @rocko7x
    @rocko7x 3 месяца назад

    this was kinda sad :(

  • @LonLoenYT
    @LonLoenYT 3 месяца назад

    Why is it trying to kick you 😭

  • @Metal_Sign-Friday_Patchouli
    @Metal_Sign-Friday_Patchouli 3 месяца назад

    I own a wand for Mines defense

    • @LeonserGT
      @LeonserGT 2 месяца назад

      Just like founding Gods intended!

  • @Starfloofle
    @Starfloofle 3 месяца назад

    why?????

  • @00RV00
    @00RV00 3 месяца назад

    Jeff 0 - 1 Intrusive thoughts

  • @Wh00Where
    @Wh00Where 3 месяца назад

    Man literally got the best luck on a roulette and still decided to lose it.

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 3 месяца назад

      "These things have 7 chambers, right?"

    • @Dargos_L
      @Dargos_L 2 месяца назад

      99% of gamers quit before the big win/explosion

    • @DigitalClassicsExplorer
      @DigitalClassicsExplorer 2 месяца назад

      Seemed like he heard he could get double the earnings if he shot the nuke left in the wand... Gamble responsibly.

  • @mihael64
    @mihael64 3 месяца назад

    "Noita is a fun and fair ga- nope nevermind forget everything I said"

  • @Camiddle
    @Camiddle 3 месяца назад

    👀

  • @diegonhathanielagrielabalc2504
    @diegonhathanielagrielabalc2504 3 месяца назад

    * gets TOO curious

  • @theanomalouscube
    @theanomalouscube 3 месяца назад

    That is so jeffly jeff

  • @theanomalouscube
    @theanomalouscube 3 месяца назад

    that is the most unworthy jeff thing I have ever jeffed in my unworthy life

    • @_Jefftheunworthy
      @_Jefftheunworthy 3 месяца назад

      youre so anomalous even your cubes have anomalies

    • @theanomalouscube
      @theanomalouscube 3 месяца назад

      @@_Jefftheunworthy you are so jeffing jeff that jeff himself feels unworthy next to your jeffing body because its so unworthy to have such jeff behaviour what the unworthy jeff am i going on a jeff

  • @ItsMeTheBuffon
    @ItsMeTheBuffon 4 месяца назад

    easiest player ghost encounter:

  • @SecurityBot-xf3yt
    @SecurityBot-xf3yt 5 месяцев назад

    Quick tip, if he’s holding a wand bigger than you, run

  • @basicbeez5
    @basicbeez5 5 месяцев назад

    first :D