Amber P. yeah its crazy how some parents go along with that , i feel so sorry for them that they cant have privacy in their own home, like everyone should be able too
Jessica Kilfoil Yes! He deserves every single one of his subscribers and more! Many of the youtubers in his friend group seem to have gone out of ideas, but Joe never fails!
Have you ever tried to buy a house in Brighton or Hove? A nice one bedroom flat with no garden costs at least £350,000- I fully believe that theirs cost almost £1,000,000! In some parts of london 1m wont even get you a one bed flat.
Lesly Ruiz Its 325,996.220 US Dollars. There's a wonderful thing called as Google, my friend. Please use that to convert money in the future. All you have to do is type-"22 million inr (or rupees) to usd."
You also have to take into consideration the fact that many countries have ruppees as a currency, and they all have different values. (Pakistan, India, and idk there's probably more)
I have said this before and I will say it again if I don't see Daniel James Howell or Phil Michael Lester in one of the youtuber confessionals I will take some kind of action or something similar well I cant do anything but just please the whole phandom needs you to do this please Joesus please
Why is the 'phandom' so annoying, not everything has to include them! I guess there okay but all the annoying supporters just need to stay with them and stop commenting about them on other youtubers posts, because frankly no one cares
What if ur kid comes out with three legs? Would u throw it away? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA MEANT ALLY BROKE DOWN... XDXDXDXD JEKENWMWLA... LOVE YA JOE
"A lot of people call me Joe.... they're wrong.... I like to call myself Joesus"😂😂😂
Jada Wozniak lol😂
Jada Wozniak they're*
+L1GHT umm... It was spelled correctly 😂
HANSON24 no they just edited it.
Jada Wozniak when did he say that
Alfie: Zoey, let's get married
Zoey: Okey!
That was so cute tho
she just came out of no where. hahaha
I replayed that so many times!
Wait where??
10:12-10:14
sussi boo bear #GoalsTho
"You alright?"
"I'm blessed"
Why did that crack me up so much
time?
0:23
Amy Whitewood thanks
You should do this with Joe Sugg. You two would get along great.
TabbyCat 777 omg yeh! Hahahah 😂👌👍
Ohh best idea ever hahaha :)
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I was so confused about that for a second and then I realised 😂😂😂😂😂
Timber Aofie not funny he is joe sugg idiot
I swear joe is so funny I'm dead😂😭
sahra farah 😂😂😂😂
sahra farah Brevrend* 😂😂
Amiee Rose |-/
Reagen kawaiiness yeah
sahra farah yes me to be is so funny 😆
it must be sooo awful having fans pitch up at your house. i can't believe there are parents out there who think that's okay??
I know its like ??!! who actually thinks thats ok
It's so fucking dumb! It's their home, its really wrong to just turn up and expect things. How is it okay?
Amber P. yeah its crazy how some parents go along with that , i feel so sorry for them that they cant have privacy in their own home, like everyone should be able too
I was literally shocked that people actually think they could do that
Amber P. Yeah! I would call the police, tbh...
They cost alot, they sh*t alot, and then they die - Joe Sugg 2016
Dylan Bradford wait but that's babies too
Dylan Bradford Women
Dylan Bradford -Joesus 2016*
How did this guy get so many likes on a comment when he just copy's what Joe said 🖕🏻
BenBat Styrer Hahah yeah XD
"Zoey let's get married"
Out of nowhere "yea ok"
I think he should get Tanya burr on the RUclips confessional , I'm sure she has plenty to confess
yesssssss
Gabrielle Dosland that is the best collab idea I've ever heard
Gabrielle Dosland yes. And she can't think fast on the spot.
YES!!!!
Gabrielle Dosland ha that would be amazing Tanya is to sweet
Alfie:"You Alright?"
Joe:"Im Blessed."
XD
Savage
Sam Weaver
Alife:oh hey joe
Joe:they call me josuss
Sam Weaver what time was this
Alfie is the devil
Sam Weaver PLZ ANSWER FOR SUB
when alfie said bloody hell,he sounded like ron weasley
+RDragon well in true harry potter fashion,BLIMEY!!!
ChloeTheBrunette 227 sounds like Crowley from supernatural
ChloeTheBrunette 227 that is soo funny.xxx he sounded weird
exactly my thought!!
I think anyone who is British and says bloody hell sounds like Ron
"What if it came out with webbed feet? Would you vlog it?"
'what if it came out with 3 legs? would you throw it away?'
Kim Curtis I fucking died at both parts it was so funny lol
Kim Curtis in crying
He said flog it x
It’s Hannah no,Vlog it
Who else agrees that Joe's videos are so creative?
They really inspire fellow content creators like me :)
He is so funny as well
OMG Ella I love your videos!
Just checked your channel out, subscribed immediately!
he's one of the only original youtubers left on this platform tbh
Ella Masters I agree 100%
"What if it had webbed feet, would you vlog it" JOE HAHAHA
Freckled Fiend lol
Freckled Fiend 😂😂
Sign them up for swimming!
that wasn't Joe, that was reverend lmao
asdfgmustafa that wasn't reverend that was breverend
Reverend.... please have Joe Sugg on your show.
RMoira6 omg yes I would love to see that omg 😂
Breverend* 😂😂
RMoira6 yassss that would be amazing 😂💜😏
Omg yessss😂
RMoira6 please tell me you are joking
I think Alfie is funnier on other peoples channels thn his own
Alice Kjell Kungsberger 9months later... but it’s so truuu!
this is legit my fav series of joes 😂
ClementineTheGamer .....his name is Joeses............
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Zoey Frey 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Joe's series!? No, it's Breverend's series and it's disrespectful to call him by his name, Joeses.
J Playz omg! 😂😂 that's the best reply to a comment I've ever seen
ClementineTheGamer same! 😂
joe is so cheeky and sarcastic! I love it
Jessica Kilfoil Yes! He deserves every single one of his subscribers and more! Many of the youtubers in his friend group seem to have gone out of ideas, but Joe never fails!
Jessica Kilfoil
Jessica Kilfoil yes he is!
i'm dying XDDD in the last one on the question "how many youtubers have you slept with" zoey said "alfie deyes" and now alfie is saying none XDD
Julita Świątek ikr 😂
Julita Świątek he's kidding you idiot
dont be mean to people cause you wouldnt like it if people were mean to you
hej, Polska!
Christopher Ordonez um yeah, I'm aware, I was having a laugh too
"A lot of people call me joe, they're wrong... I like to myself joesus"😂😂👏
***call myself
OMG PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE VIDEOS!!!! THEY ARE AMAZING!
I know right!!!!!!
Em's Gems f
Em's Gems yesss
Em's Gems joe this is your 200 video !!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️
Em's Gems yess🤣🤣
i love the way these videos are filmed and edited
"if it had webbed feet would you vlog it" ahah
Who else wants the RUclips boyband to get together for a Christmas single? Imagine
Rhea Patel omg
it would be a christmas miracle lol
OMG!! YASSSS!!!!
Rhea Patel omg
Rhea Patel I love the RUclips boy band. Sometimes I sing All About You because I've watched it so many times.
I finding it hard to tell if Alfie is sarcastically saying a lot of stuff 😂
Blah Blah same
Blah Blah Ikr he's being sarcastic but does he mean it at the same time😂
Blah Blah are they even dating
Cutie Cupcake308 no they aren't
looool
😂this was really funny!
Caspar ily
i love you caspar your better than joe XD :* #teamcaspar
Caspar it was
Caspar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please reply ilysfm u r amazing I'm actually so depressed that u and joe moved out
I LOVE YA Caspar
JOEDAISM RETURNS
I LOVE THIS SERIES😂😂
Lauren JOESUS I'm crying 😂😂😂😂
Lauren H name twins, also this series is my life
Lauren H OMG HAHA YEASSSSS
Wongism
it's not £1m it's just £995,000
well he didn't lie did he. LOL
belle xx it's also because of the location. When the location is good the price is more
Have you ever tried to buy a house in Brighton or Hove? A nice one bedroom flat with no garden costs at least £350,000- I fully believe that theirs cost almost £1,000,000! In some parts of london 1m wont even get you a one bed flat.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46565435.html
Here you go! It sold for £935,000.
fizzyhog Wow, you found it! Good work!!
Caspar lee has to be next lol! Like if you agree
Panicking! Crybaby Piløts or oli White
Panicking! Crybaby Piløts your username is GOALS.......!
Trash fan love your pp
ellasmella Ii
ellasmella c.
I wanna see KSI and Caspar in this
Abir Ahmad yasss
Throw in Oli white :)
& dan howell
No you really dont the kind of shit they're hiding is stuff you dont want to know about
miss creepypasda ! yes
Marcus Butler btw "some people call me joesos " 😂😂😂
That cracked me up well! :D
I love these so much, please do more!
Haley Jules yeah he totally should ✌🏻️
Why is alfie all of a sudden really attractive in this video wtf
cap makes guys look good
Katie Jamieson he is attractive all the time
I thought Alfie was always attractive
Katie Jamieson I'm so happy you said this because I was thinking the exact same
It's the lighting :D
22 million rupees is 256,389.540 British Pounds
Pirate of the Sea of Monsters love you for correcting him!💙💙
Meghana C love you, too!
Pirate of the Sea of Monsters And how many dollars is that
Sorry im from California
Lesly Ruiz Its 325,996.220 US Dollars.
There's a wonderful thing called as Google, my friend. Please use that to convert money in the future. All you have to do is type-"22 million inr (or rupees) to usd."
You also have to take into consideration the fact that many countries have ruppees as a currency, and they all have different values. (Pakistan, India, and idk there's probably more)
I wish I had youtuber friends to collab with... I dont even have friends...
JK my mom is my friend...
Miguel Costa 😂sorry mate
GamerGirls 4Life It's life XD
Miguel Costa ok
Miguel Costa then make some
"If I'm still with her" WHAT DO U MEAN ALFIE???? #ZAFLIE FOREVER
BeingHay what second is it??)
when Alfie said "why you waftin your gooch?" i laughed so hard
Miranda Owen Winter same!!!!
TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood I love your name
TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood I love your profile picture
GOOCH
TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood ...
Greet video and I have just noticed how long Alfie's eyebrows are
Leahjade Craddock2006 lmao they are long arent they haha😂💖
Leahjade Craddock2006 add me on snapchat well if u want lmao💖
smasih04
I have said this before and I will say it again if I don't see Daniel James Howell or Phil Michael Lester in one of the youtuber confessionals I will take some kind of action or something similar well I cant do anything but just please the whole phandom needs you to do this please Joesus please
Chloeisnot0nfire 1 i saw their names now im here hi
Chloeisnot0nfire 1 yes we need this more than we need air
Why is the 'phandom' so annoying, not everything has to include them! I guess there okay but all the annoying supporters just need to stay with them and stop commenting about them on other youtubers posts, because frankly no one cares
Glk124 5 its not just the phandom thats doing this tho if you scroll down youll see other suggestions, its just more ppl want dan and phil on 💁
Chloeisnot0nfire 1 tf why are the phandom so annoying, dan and phil don't have to be part of everything
i feel like i've been waiting for this FOREVER
TBHBYRON I see you everywhere I swear
TBHBYRON same ever since he vlogged it I've been waiting
my channel & subscribers are blowing up so fast because of this comment thankyou so much!!💗
I NEEEEEEDDDD DAN AND PHIL ON THIS SERIES
phanic! trash at the disco Wolfe yesssssssss
Omg yasss!!
YES PLEASE
yess
one does not simply join the phandom you name is so true. You don't join, you are born into it
Why did he lie about not sleeping with any youtubers???
Ilysa Emerson He was just keeping it as private as possible. I can't imagine him talking about sex.
Ilysa Emerson because its kind of obvious answer 😂
Hahaha
Jennifer H i bet joe is reading our convo like wtf they are weird and nosey 😂
Ilysa Emerson hes messing about, joking about him and zoe😂
"how many youtubers have you slept with?" "none" YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE
Outfit on point Joe 👌🏻👌🏻 really fits you
😂😂❤️
Megan Blanco Lololol hahah it does 😂
Your cover of I Don't Want To Live Forever is so good! 😍💕
Megan Blanco listen...he is not Joe he is Joesus 😂
Alfie - "I've made over 1000 videos so?"
Joe - *claps* "what do you want a f****** medal😂
Who else died on this part?
omg i pissed myself
I laughed so hard
"How many RUclipsrs have you slept with?"
"None" ...?
Rachel Quigg 😂😂
Zahra Abbas issa joke
Zahra Abbas SARCASM PEOPLE!!!
Joe looked so disappointed when Alfie said he was alright 😂
AND OMFG I KNEW HE'D ANSWER "TAYLOR SWIFT"
Sandy Ann i thought he was gonna say emma watson 😂
i love when i read a comment about the part im watching
Sophie Bivens Me 2!
when you're on time and you don't know what to comment
Moonlight bae same
lol i know right :D
Moonlight bae that was so funny
I'm being sarcastic
Moonlight bae lol same
Till?
By far one of my favourite videos of yours, Joe. Absolutely hilarious😂
Alfie = "you alright?"
Joe = "I'm blessed" 😂😂😂
Breverend*
This isnt Joe's video. It's Breverend's!!!! 😂😂😂
Who chews the inside of there mouth? I do
Who Hate's Donald Trump I do
Who Hate's Donald Trump I do!!
Who Hate's Donald Trump Who doesn't?
Mixed Naruto some people think it's abnormal to do that
Who Hate's Donald Trump I chew my lip
"Zoey lets get married"
"Okay" 😂
Came out with webbed fingers would you vlog it, man that line got me so good had to pause & comment and die of laughter
Secret marriage vlog for the clickbait
"I'll just pour some hot water on her."
O.O
Bloody hell
It's funny how joe was so serious making this 😂 x
Annabelle Stamper Joeses....not joe😂😂😂😂😂
Zoey Frey oh yeah, my mistake 😂
Annabelle Stamper Ikr Omagod 😂
Annabelle Stamper did you mean breverand
Do this with dan and Phil please
omfg yes pleeease Joe
Shannon Taylor omfg yes
Shannon Taylor YES
Shannon Taylor yassss
Shannon Taylor NO DO IT WITH CASPAR
"That'll make the daily mail" 😂 I laughed so much
Niamh Taggart b
When he said the baby came out with three legs would you throw it away 😂😂😂😂
Loud noises coming from you and my sisters room?! 😂😂😂
Shayla mp4 😂😂😂😂
I feel like throughout this whole video they were trying to hint that Zalfie are getting married!...😂
Sophie YESS
Plz do this with Dan and Phil but do it separately like what you did with zoey and alfie
Omg my heart melted when he said he'd want his years to come knowing they now have 2 ❤❤❤
Can't believe how laid back Alfie was with those
DO THIS WITH CASPAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amelia Hickey yassss😂💖
add me on snapchat cause im bored lmao😂💖
smasih04
Amelia Hickey no JIM
sanya sartorius yasss I will now😂😂💜
Amelia Hickey aww💖😂
sanya sartorius added you😂😂❤️
Can you do the youtuber confessionals with Caspar, Oli white, Tanya, Jim, Marcus, Naomi, KSI, Comedy Shorts Gamer and some of the American youtubers
"Ill throw hot water on her" damn dont anger alfie 😂😂😂
Lauren Stephen I love your profile picture
L Wisterman thanks lol ive had it for too long because couldnt be bothered to change it
I'm hoping this becomes a web series 💗🎉
Jalpaca same here
Iforgotmyname again it'd be so good, joe is so good at editing 🤗
Jalpaca me too
Who else wants to see him do this with LIZZZA?
meeee
ZH 55 YES
omg literal best idea ever
YESSS
ZH 55 yessss😂💖
The funny thing about this is people don't get some of their jokes
ikr. Alfie was being sarcastic with most of the answers. People are like "what they've never kissed/had sex?!?!!!!1" hahaha
So surprised he said Taylor Swift and not Emma Watson 🤔
3:25 4 years later they are parents and Joe is an uncle
2 girls not 1 boy and 1 girl 😭
Why would u wish ur house was £1M??You'll just have less money!😂😂
Dina Akhtar I mean, we already know he doesn't pay for it so why would he care? 😂
Dina Akhtar I think he might of meant that it was more than 1M😂
Dina Akhtar Better shape and bigger I guess
Marina T nah he didn't you can tell that's not what he meant
Dina Akhtar they live on the most expensive road in Brighton. Houses on that road are over 1m easy
Good job Joe #7 on trending
Alfie-"You alright"
Joe-"I am blessed"
lmao😂😂
What if ur kid comes out with three legs? Would u throw it away? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA MEANT ALLY BROKE DOWN... XDXDXDXD JEKENWMWLA... LOVE YA JOE
Mentally*
Snanny loves joe sugg i wouldnt throw the bubba, id love it no matter what
TheMost Unknown I don't see why u would throw ur kid away... Ud love them for who they are... *insert blush emoji*
Do Dan and Phil it would be piss funny
Kayla- Holly Sansom I agree
missE weasley I feel like Dan would have a lot of good answers
Kayla- Holly Sansom obviously
missE weasley Phil would stutter alot
Kayla- Holly Sansom it would be piss funny? Wtf does that mean 😑😒
Joe you're so naturally funny
loved this x
You should do one with dan and phil
PLEASE DO ONE WITH DAN AND PHIL
kinda pissed that he didn't answerd seriously any of the questions about zalfie
this is seriously the best series on Joe's channel I never want this to end!
What I if told you
That you read the first line wrong
Thomas Hayes omg hahaha
Thomas Hayes I changed it
nope!
Thomas Hayes omg I actually read it wrong as well! 😂😂
I DIDN'T!!! YOU ATE FALSE!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
Joe : loud noises coming from you and my sisters room
Alfie : hahha
Joe in his head : AWNSER ME
joe: what if it comes out with we webed fingers
alfie: hahahaha ha
joe: would you vlog it?
"What if it came out with webbed fingers? Would you vlog it?" Joesus, 2016
“Would you ever have kids with her?” Watching in 2021 after they’ve announced they’re pregnant
Please do the next youtuber confessional with Caspar
"what would you do if you had a kid and it came out with three legs, would you throw it away?" 😂😂 I just lost it... 2am and I almost fell off my bed
I clicked so fast when I saw this
Really tho...
PLEASE DO CONFESSIONS WITH DAN AND PHIL NEXT
Hannah Edwards Oh my God yes please do this
.
Erin Suhr Yeah it would. PLEASE JOE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!
Watching this in 2021 when Alfie is gonna become a dad is so cute
dan and phil needs to be featured here as they need to confess alot
THEYE COST ALOT , THEYE SHIT ALOT ... AND THEN THEY DIE dunno why but I'm like dieing right now 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😄🤣
leah matthews subscribe to my channel
leah matthews hahahahahaha
I love this series so much! Please do it with Dan and Phil (but separately) :D
lord and savior joesus christ
Lord and Savior Joesus Sugg
I always look forward to Joe's and Caspar's videos on Sundays 💜
hi ***alfie
Its Yasmine um no I meant Caspar lol
"yeah if I'm still with her in years to come" YOU BETTER BE ZALFIE BABIES
Why is Alfie wearing a bape hoodie fml
“would u ever have kids with her” and now look at them:(((
these confessionals crack me up Joe's a nutter
i love how he was so open and funny!
Id like to see miranda sings, tyler oakley, shane dawson, KSI, Caspar, Jenna Marbles, MOQ, Tana Mongeau, JennxPenn, Conor
Can you do another RUclipsr Confessional with Dan and Phil
Em Chao OMGGGG yesssssssssss!!
Em Chao YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS