the difference between Marcus and Alfie's heartfelt paragraph for the new year, and Joe's paragraph about getting wasted😂😂 Love you Joe😊❤Love these 3😂❤
ok, the first beep is Sam Pepper, the second beep is Alex Day but who is the third beep? I can't make it out. Seems to be a two syllable name? Beginning with B?
why do you keep asking this on literally every video on this website? NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOURE WEARING SUNGLASSES INDOORS YOU TOSSPOT.
Hi, I'm disabled and depressed and sometimes I don't think life is worth living, Its like I don't have any motivation anymore, just wanna say I love you videos they cheer me up, I made a video on my channel if you wanna see that?
I love joe, he is so humble and he waits for everyone else to finish before he but in. I love Marcus and Alfie as well but I just think joe just kind of sits there and is just so polite
on my Facebook memories i cringe all the time! 6-7yrs ago i wrote either "I'm sad "I'm sick" "i have a cold" I'm bored" everyday - rarely would anyone comment because i had like no friends on FB!
Jerome Bennet nah bc it could be ppl frm their skl or personal life tht they cant give their name away bc we will search for them then see if theyre friends w a 'joe sugg' then find their acc personal facebooks
It's a good thing I'm not watching these videos at night, because they are making me laugh way too hard! I almost fell out of my bed laughing when joe punched his nose. I literally have tears rolling down my face as I type this. 😂😂😂😂
Alfie: "I love and appreciate you all so much, and thank you so much for the support!" Marcus: "Can't thank you enough for watching my videos and liking all of my pointless tweets and pictures. Thanks for a great year!" Joe: "Let's get fockin mortal WOOO"
Some of my past statuses; November 1, 2012: (When I thought I was the best poet ever) This is what it feels like, To turn around, Run up a hill, Take the hike. Life is rough with edges sharpe, Painful, lonely, Happy, lovely, Stick around for the ending part. Don't give it up, A gift so drastic, Drink from the life cup, Its taste, so fantastic. December 21, 2012: Hopefully when the Mayan calendar resets itself back to the beginning of its time, we will all go back to the beginning of ours and forget what has happened in the past, to start over, reset, to a time of peace, love, forgiveness, and beauty. December 29, 2012: I'm sick of getting on Facebook and seeing nothing but comparisons, "which girl is hotter", and stupid photos with incredibly dumb captions that I, in all honesty, could have gone the rest of my life without having knowledge of such hypocrisy, stupidity, and ignorant filled hate that seems to always cause arguments because people have different opinions. Can you all just shut up and tell me how your day went? December 29, 2010: I'm just climbing another tree looking at only sky. December 24, 2008: is driving around and yelling out her window "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" to unexpecting present holders. :D Basically, FML.
New Years Post Alfie & Marcus: thanks so much for everyone supporting me this year, next year will be even better! Joe: can't wait to get wasted let's get fucking mental ...this is why joe is my fav lol 😂
Mean the one in the middle?? Probs supposed to be like that.. when I have more then 2 stickers/ magnets. I won't put them in the same way.. if that makes sense.. lol
my first tweet- do you think when dogs see police dogs in the street do you think they cross the road and try to look casual whilst sweating and going red?!
It's super late and have work to do tomorrow and literally holding my eyes open because you all uploaded at the same time and therefore by law I have to watch all three at once.
My favourite cringe status I have ever posted would be "who needs boys when you have socks". To this day I am still struggling to work out what I could have possibly meant because I don't even like socks.
THEY'VE ALL UPLOADED AT THE SAME TIME I DUNNO WHAT TO DO THIS IS THE BEST HAHAHA
your channel is goals xxx
#threesome
Brandonio sick channel
.
I know!!!!!!!!!
Holy sh*t is anyone else literally loving how beautiful that wooden macbook is?
Its so aesthetically pleasing?!
welp joe is holding marcus'
joe's actual mac looks pretty simple soo
I think the wooden case is Marcus', the one with the man throwing something is Joe's and the others is Alfie's, I think.
EverythingA ohhh haha well i missed that haha then im a big fan of marcus's haha
EverythingA joe has a bansky design on his mac he likes bansky 😂👍🏼
Alfie: inspiring, emotional, New Years status
Marcus: inspiring, emotional, New Years status
Joe: LETS GET W A S T E D
Joes laughing face is literally the same as zoella omg
I know they are siblings ✨✨
init like so similar
#siblingsgoal
"Filming a video with Sam pepper this weekend"
I like how they're sitting from youngest to oldest. lol
also blows my mind that Joe is the oldest of the three.
Hope O'Connor JOE IS OLDER?!?
Skye's Life Yup, Alfie is 23, Marcus is 24, and Joe is 25
no, joe and.marcus is the same age but joe was born in September and Marcus was born in December
I don't think you understand how age works
+youtubesupporter 5ever which means Joe is 3 months "older" than Marcus...
urgh this is literally why ALL of our old fb posts are private
Just casually lurking
NikiNSammy love yous 😍😍😍
yasssssss ikr xx
Hello! Thats very fun video! I'm from russia and trying to do videos in English. Please, help me find friends!)
Jesus christ that beep, RIP Headphone users
i dropped my ducking laptop
Emma Labinza quack quack
Matt Brit I know right!
But who wouldn't wear headphones when they swear no hate
I was reading your comment while the video was on and in my mind I was like "What bee- OH Fridge mah eeeaaars"
"Just got noticed at the gym, #internetfame" DONE
the difference between Marcus and Alfie's heartfelt paragraph for the new year, and Joe's paragraph about getting wasted😂😂 Love you Joe😊❤Love these 3😂❤
OMG THEY SHOULD COLLAB MORE OFTEN😍😍
❤💙💚💛💜💓💕💖💗💘💝💞💟👍✅✔
Him & Her u Ikr 👻
valerinksx yes I totally agree like valerinksx comment♥
valerinksx. I know right
Who else loves the wooden design on that MacBook?😍
LukeIsRecording me
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me
Is Marcus gay?
LOVE THE COLOUR COORDINATION WITH YOU ALL WEARING GREY hehe😅 such a funny collab
When you three get together your honestly hilarious! I can't stop laughing 😂❤️
The Fashion Blogger ♡ omg hi!! I love your videos! 💜🎀
The Fashion Blogger ♡ q
The Fashion Blogger
i miss this era of youtube ;-; what a time it was!
"Like my status, and I'll guess your bra size! 😂😘❤
jciftci k then... 😂😂😂😂😂
jciftci jk
jciftci YOU WORK AT BUZZFEED!! 😂
ok, the first beep is Sam Pepper, the second beep is Alex Day but who is the third beep? I can't make it out. Seems to be a two syllable name? Beginning with B?
coolenaam how can you tell its Sam pepper?
he's a perv
00 fab by looking at his mouth when he says it and it makes sense :)
coolenaam u dont need to know thats why they bleeped it ☺️😒
itzmaya_xx oh shut up, ho cake
Why did I laugh at Joe's black ops joke?
Emma Blake I laughed aswell
Hey Tegan. That is a fancy name...
Stupid jokes are the funniest.
same hahaha
Emma Blake I laughed too. But I didn't laugh because it was funny, I laughed cause it was so stupid 😂
literally my three fave youtube boys in one video😍😍😍
i can already tell it's gonna be funny lol😂😂
Abbie Middleton nice surname 😂😂😂😂
Sinead Middleton likewise😂
😂😂
Abbie Middleton same!
I love how Marcus and Alfie had really sweet New Year's Eve messages and then joes one was like I can't wait to get wasted tonight😂😂😂
It's so weird seeing Alfie swear :')
Gabba Jabba *hearing
+Hollow CRAFT!
^^^^^When you don't understand the phandom
Gabriella ikr
Gabriella when?
Every beeped out name is Sam pepper :))))) hahahahaa
The second one from Alfie's Facebook was Alex Day. The other was Sam Pepper though.
How do you guys know?😂
Why were they beeped out ??
Dorota Golasik you can tell by lip readying ect plus by the picture they bleep it with ( it's from a sam pepper video)
Rebecca maria they're all youtubers with bad reputations
i’m so glad this videos back 😭
me too 😭
Joe is so fucking beautiful
Melissa Holmes + so are u
Melissa Holmes he is gorge
#InternetFame 😂😂
Best part xD
Bond omg I was scrolling down the comments and as they said this I saw yr comment
Bond omgg just as i saw your comment joe said #internetfame
you can definitely tell they arnt just youtubers.. they are actually best friends.
Hey everyone have the best day ever just be you and have fun y'all are amazing !!
Any small RUclipsrs want to be friends ?? 💗👑
Patrick McManus are u Irish ?
why do you keep asking this on literally every video on this website? NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOURE WEARING SUNGLASSES INDOORS YOU TOSSPOT.
Amy Mcpartlin I am ☺️🇮🇪
Same boiii 🤗🇮🇪💙💙
Marcus, this is 2016, the three main colours people wear are black🏴 white🏳 and anything in between (grey)
Or else u will get judged 😂
Except if you're Anna Wintour. Then she'll roll her eyes at people playing it safe.
Aisha Elmu I legit wear all grey jumpers and tops, apart from when I go school
Hi, I'm disabled and depressed and sometimes I don't think life is worth living, Its like I don't have any motivation anymore, just wanna say I love you videos they cheer me up, I made a video on my channel if you wanna see that?
FanGirl Grey is my favourite colour and I wear it for school aha 😂😋
LOVE YOU THREE SO MUCH! 💘
greetings from germany ❤️
What the fuck
This era of RUclips was amazing bring this back 🥹
THESE ARE BACK?!
THUMBS UP IF YOU LOVE MARCUS'S MAIN CHANNEL VIDEOS!!!
marcusssss
Niallator
All of joes statuses had me crying 😂😂😭
THUMBS UP IF YOU LOVE THESE THREE 🎬❤💻🌚 RUclips boy band feels 😍🎬🙈🙈
Don't forget Caspar
Mariette Galea I never forget caspar 👑🙈
Good good :)
lmao what about jim
we all went through that stage when we thought WKD's was the drink
literally the first time i've heard alfie swear
Ece Gok ooh don't cry
Hollow i'm not crying wtf
Ece Gok it's an exaggeration
Ece Gok lol
2am here in Australia but I guess who needs sleep?? Hmm 🤔
RUclips time!
Jose De Freitas 7 o clock In Ireland 🇮🇪
Jose De Freitas 8 pm in Hungary🇭🇺🇭🇺
yass
Cory Animations Nahhhh
I laughed so much when marco and Alfie laughed there heads of and fell backwards at the same time lol😂😂😂😂
Go to 8:50 seconds
Random Jessbess oh yes. Marco. 😂
i love marco polo 👌🏻
I love Marco! #internetfame
Random Jessbess *Marco* is my favourite
Everyone is wearing grey and then there's me in a lion king onesie 😹😹🦁🦁
Ikr I'm in a unicorn onesie 😹
Ollyboz2004 _ same 😂😂
lana quinlan I'm in a panda onesie 😂😂
I'm in my plain grey onsie (my eyore, owl and unicorn onsie all in the wash
I'm wearing Christmas pajamas 😬😂
I love Joe's face when he laughs
Alfie is a grown man, not a child-entertainer, he's allowed to swear, in fact it's funnier! Love the video ❤️
Joe imitating Marcus's voice is the best thing.
I'm wearing grey too!!😂😘❤️
Orla McRandal same
Orla McRandal Sam'S
I'm wearing grey too!
I never wear grey xD
Love how Alfie and Marcus both put status' thanking their fans and then Joe is just like 'can't w8 to get wasted' 😂😂
I love joe, he is so humble and he waits for everyone else to finish before he but in. I love Marcus and Alfie as well but I just think joe just kind of sits there and is just so polite
Who came here from Joe's ' Bullsh*t' video? At least Marcus is wearing Pants now?
Person Person me 😂😂😂
Trousers*
Im wearing grey too omg 😂😂😂 btw im from Lithuania i feel special bc nobody visits Lithuania ❤
same
same, i'm from Latvia
+TheT THEY SHOULD COME HERE.
aš irgi iš Lietuvos
Another latvian here xx
Never have I ever heard Alfie cuss until now 😂
ThatAwesomeSimmer so much cringe
Kenna Hattersley IKR?! 😂😩😩
what because a man in their 20s is swearing??
If you watch his and Marcus' old old *old* videos they swear a lot in bloopers.
joes one about the bra size had me fucking dying
on my Facebook memories i cringe all the time! 6-7yrs ago i wrote either "I'm sad "I'm sick" "i have a cold" I'm bored" everyday - rarely would anyone comment because i had like no friends on FB!
i love how Alfie and Marcus were like "happy new year blah blah blah" and Joe was like "LETS GET WASTED"!!! 😂
my first status "man I love how this hat makes my head look small I wish it made my body look small too 😢"
hearing Alfie and Marcus laughing at the same time is so satisfying
New years statuses
Marcus and Alfie: emotional, sappy, and inspirational statuses about RUclips
Joe: can't w8 to get wasted
I'm dead 😂😂😂
marcus: "no we dont have to guess who said them" alfie: "yea no. we just have to laugh at them😂
When joe says "you're so last year uk" 😂
Really want to know who they were talking about when they bleeped
Sam Pepper, I think
QueenMoo the Christmas number 1 thing was Alex Day I think
True. Makes me so curious. I'd rather them be straightforward.
Jerome Bennet nah bc it could be ppl frm their skl or personal life tht they cant give their name away bc we will search for them then see if theyre friends w a 'joe sugg' then find their acc personal facebooks
Jerome Bennet probably sam pepper
It's a good thing I'm not watching these videos at night, because they are making me laugh way too hard! I almost fell out of my bed laughing when joe punched his nose. I literally have tears rolling down my face as I type this. 😂😂😂😂
This isn't really exposing their Facebooks if they bleep everything. 😜
Anne Luhmann they're bleeping names since they dont have permission to talk about those people
I've laughed so hard at this video I'm sure I've gained abs 😂😂😂
Cavelle Addison same 😂😂
I love how boysterous they get when their together, having such a laugh and take the mick, its great 😂
5:40
Ummm what's the full video?!
I neeeeed to see that!!!
HelloMyNameIsIzzy look up 'RUclips boyband'
HelloMyNameIsIzzy youtuber boy band 😂😂
Literally just came down to the comments to figure that out too!!
HelloMyNameIsIzzy It's all about you (tube) search it in RUclips xx
I actually thank my mum for not letting me have Facebook when I was younger haha!
First time I have heard Alfie swear so much cringe😖
think they mean when he was reading out Joes status at around 5:46 ^^
becca brown he did swear. Towards the end of the video
If you cringe at an fully grown adult swear you're probably too young to be on youtube
It was only twice tho
Kenna Hattersley ooh don't cry
Tbh Alfie brags a lot still. hahaha
Anyese Mariana agree. He does that a lot in his vlogs.
Like if u older than 3
JOE LOOKS SO CUDDLY IN THAT HOODIE OMG
i wish he put some undertitles or subtitles or whatever you call cause i cant really hear what theire sying especially when their laughing so hard.
Alida de Vos Ikr
Alida de Vos u can just go to the 3 dots in the corner and switch subtitles on
Alfie: "I love and appreciate you all so much, and thank you so much for the support!"
Marcus: "Can't thank you enough for watching my videos and liking all of my pointless tweets and pictures. Thanks for a great year!"
Joe: "Let's get fockin mortal WOOO"
I wonder how many girls liked Joe's status at 8:23
"like my status and i will quess your bra size" ahahahahhaha omg hahahaha lmfao
Some of my past statuses;
November 1, 2012: (When I thought I was the best poet ever)
This is what it feels like,
To turn around,
Run up a hill,
Take the hike.
Life is rough with edges sharpe,
Painful, lonely,
Happy, lovely,
Stick around for the ending part.
Don't give it up,
A gift so drastic,
Drink from the life cup,
Its taste, so fantastic.
December 21, 2012:
Hopefully when the Mayan calendar resets itself back to the beginning of its time, we will all go back to the beginning of ours and forget what has happened in the past, to start over, reset, to a time of peace, love, forgiveness, and beauty.
December 29, 2012:
I'm sick of getting on Facebook and seeing nothing but comparisons, "which girl is hotter", and stupid photos with incredibly dumb captions that I, in all honesty, could have gone the rest of my life without having knowledge of such hypocrisy, stupidity, and ignorant filled hate that seems to always cause arguments because people have different opinions.
Can you all just shut up and tell me how your day went?
December 29, 2010:
I'm just climbing another tree looking at only sky.
December 24, 2008:
is driving around and yelling out her window "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" to unexpecting present holders. :D
Basically, FML.
New Years Post
Alfie & Marcus: thanks so much for everyone supporting me this year, next year will be even better!
Joe: can't wait to get wasted let's get fucking mental
...this is why joe is my fav lol 😂
You guys are so funny as always i laugh through the entire video my stomach hurts 😁👊
Why are these old videos awesome content!
I'm just loving the fact that i finally know what it sounds like when alfie swears
It was so cute every time Joe pulled his sleeves up and over his hands ❤
They shouldnt beep the names out 😏 i wanna know this gossip
Alfie stuck the sticker on his MacBook wrong! 😐😂😀
I think
Millo how?
Mean the one in the middle?? Probs supposed to be like that.. when I have more then 2 stickers/ magnets. I won't put them in the same way.. if that makes sense.. lol
Millo maybe it's meant to be like that
Nixhole Berger i think they mean that its black black white instead of black white black
pretty sure you guys our high
Kitchen sink to me they drank for Joe's video before this im guessing
Kitchen sink to me |-/
Kitchen sink to me learn how to spell why don't u
joe's hair, alfie's smile, and marcus's collarbone are all goals
You know what makes this video extra amazing? When you bleep out the names. -_-
Any inspirational quotes? Going through some really bad times at the moment. :'( thanks. xx
when it rains look for rainbows, when it's dark look for stars💗
Gabba Jabba to get a rainbow, you've gotta have a little rain.
On the road to victory you have to step in puddles
Gabba Jabba eat skittles so you can taste and feel the rainbow because rainbows are fun😂😂
It'll be okay in the end
And if it's not okay
It's not the end
Don't give up!
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Isabelle desmit ughhhh I fell for it!😂😂😂😂
Isabelle desmit I
Isabelle desmit you nearly got me
Eddie Cooley a
Damn it !!!
Genuinely, my first Facebook past was "I'm wearing a hoodie! 💃"
my first tweet- do you think when dogs see police dogs in the street do you think they cross the road and try to look casual whilst sweating and going red?!
It's super late and have work to do tomorrow and literally holding my eyes open because you all uploaded at the same time and therefore by law I have to watch all three at once.
can't take this seriously with the british airways theme tune in the background
I love how they all uploaded on New Year's Eve .. But joe was the one to post about getting hammered 😂😂 gotta love him
"Not one riffel gun but six "
Joe: holds up 4 fingers
I love how MArcus and Alfie have RUclips statuses and then there's Joe.
LOL
My favourite cringe status I have ever posted would be "who needs boys when you have socks". To this day I am still struggling to work out what I could have possibly meant because I don't even like socks.
This is honestly still one of my fave videos of all time
'Give my status a like and i will guess your bra size' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG DEAD AF💀
I was in stitches throughout the video :'D what an iconic trio
Oh Joe! 'Like my status and I'll guess your bra size!' 😂😂
The combination of them three is just love!
I love the way Marcus was like "no but come on" after the bad boy status
Who do u think has the best laptop cover?!
This video deserves a like, such a good video and love the collabs of you 3, couldn't stop laughing through this
"Mate, you are rank." - Joe 😂😂😂😂 how sweet of Joe
I like how Marcus and Alfie write heart felt things at the end of the year and then there is joe😂
Joe punching his own nose is what made me like it 😂😂😂
I love the Banksy sticker on Joes computer. The original painting is so pretty