I also feel like Zoe can definitely do a series where she takes children's books, or just her fav books and makes them into a dirty version (basically what she did with the polar express😂)
+HannahB +Amina Mohamed You guys, Alfie literally bought Mark the necklace that he's wearing. If he felt uncomfortable around him he probably wouldn't buy him gifts and let him stay in his home... Don't overthink the video, it's all just fun. :)
Literally how? Look how close he's sitting with mark there clearly is no tension between them. Yes Alfie doesn't always laugh when they do together but not everyone has the same sense of humor at least Alfie wasn't being fake shows he's real in front of the camera
+HannahB yeah, I get that he could be because of the story, but I still don't think he was. He seemed interested as he was laughing and reading along. :)
+Netherangel555 He keeps it non explicit most of the time for the young veiwers and so does Zoe, like Zoe says Fuck often but if she does in vlogs she bleeps it out but if its on other peoples channel of them swearing its stay unedited.
Thats how we know that this was all fiction, Alfie had to "edit three main channel videos"! Lol, just kidding! Loved this video and all three of you, especially together!
Loved this vid sooo much! Never laughed so hard, please do more and maybe one of you guys acting it out !? 😂😂 you and Zoe are goals ❤️😂 ( and oh I can totally feel the tension rising between you and Alfie 😂😂 ) love you so much xx
Please play Paranoia. This is how you play it (trust me its REALLY REALLY fun) 1. sit in a circle (works best if you have 5-6 players or more) 2. the first person whispers a question into the person on the right 3. the person on the right has to answer it out loud 4. he flips a coin or a flip flop whatever you want (that has 2 sides) 5. if it lands face down, the question will remain a secret. if it lands face up, the asker will reveal the questoin (it can get cringy and embarrassing) 6. and it goes on and on P.S: The most fun questions are things like these If you were to kiss a girl in this room who would it be? Would you kill XXX for a million dollars? stuff like that HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!
The 0% people who are seeing this read this quote "what ever you decide to do make sure it makes you happy" remember you are perfect just the way you are ❤️
"Alfie and I were holding hands and Mark was holding Nala's lead" 😂😂😂
Ceci Newhart I just read, "Alfie and I were holding hands, and Mark was holding Nala's HEAD." I completely lost it, omg that was too funny.
Soul Dais I laughed way too hard at your comment! 😂😂
Ceci Newhart omg they said that as I read your comment😂😂 that's so creepyyy
Soul Dais I did too lol 😂 Omg I was mad 4 a second 😂😂
Lol😂 and btw i was your 1000th like
I actually thought that Zoe's top said poppy deyes
lazzyrazzy Yasna same it looks like it does
lazzyrazzy Yasna it says puppy dogs
lazzyrazzy Yasna sameee
lazzyrazzy Yasna same lol x
Jess Dite Aa
Plot twist Alfie and mark find love together
😂😂
Yaoi! ¯\_ᵔ ͜ʖᵔ_/¯
dude, i'd totally read that.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) would buy at Barnes and noblws
+_ amazingemmaisnotonfire _ hey m8
Imagine if mark was in the car that Alfie got hit by 😱😱😱😱
Paige Wilcox 😱😱😱
Paige Wilcox omg reading that just gave me chills
Paige Wilcox omg that could be an idea
I denfinitely think someone should make fanfiction where Mark and Alfie are in a relationship.
yes, i agree
Omg yes
Alfark
+olivia clark perfect !👌🏼
OMG yes! 😂😂😱❤️
love how posh zoe is when she reads
that's how I sound, a problem with being British is that you always sound posh...well most of England
trust me, know the feeling.
I always sound posh when I read and I'm British too
+Louise Lee me too
she should do audiobooks
The whole vid, I was staring at Zoe's one piece of hair that was out of her part!
It's been bothering me so bad!
SAME!!!
LOOOL SAME! It got me so agitated
Me too!!!
Omg yesss
So, Zoë talked to poppy, Alfie got hit by a car and Mark stole Nala
Slytherin’s Heir 4306 that’s it bro couldn’t have said it better myself
Those three strands of Zoe's hair annoyed me so much 😂😂
OMG ye
Hahaha I was imagining a hairbrush fixing her hair the whole time..
Lmao me too xD
+Roy Assink Me too, I wanted to grab a comb and just move them to the right side.
Ceallaigh Gorman excactly!
is anyone else wondering what happened to Nala
Isobel Mugford Me
Isobel Mugford OMG yeah 😂
Isobel Mugford Mark was holding her. The person who wrote this made another part. Poppy is in it aswell
Is it on Wattpad? what's it called?
there's another part??
at first i thought zoes jumper said kittens snd poppy deyes😂
same
What does it say?
+PeekabooHamsters it says kitties and puppy dogs
i seriously thought i was the only one
+Lena Donavic kittens
I think if Zoe dated Mark it would just be too weird
Tara Green yep
*mark turns his head*
Tara Green BTS OMG !!!😱
태라이 TOO
태라이 same
DO PART 2 WHERE YOU ACT IT OUT
YESS! 😂
i need a part 2
yaas
OMG yessss 😊
Definatly!!!!!!!
I know this is probably fake but everyone should understand that Zoe and Alfie are in a strong relashionship mark is just a great friend
It's fake I promise
What's fake?
The fanfic they wouldn't be reading if it was real 💗
Yes xx
its fan fiction course its fake
I was crying with laughter at this 😂 There needs to be a part 2!
Ye
YASS
+Bailey Arkham yess! :D
yasss
YES
Alfie and mark should do a prank on Zoe where mark tells Zoe "how much he loves her" and just see what happens😂😂
Xoxo Gossipgirl What if zoe says he loves him too more than Alfie 😂 That would gooooo so wrong!
Lelaine de Guzman but it would be so funny
Xoxo Gossipgirl yeah
Zoe and mark should prank Alfie. I can imagine it already😂
Xoxo Gossipgirl yeah we need to like this loads so mark sees it.
Omg I need to see you act out a fanfic 😂😍
yesss!
yaaasssss!!!!!!
Yessss
YASSS
YES PLEASE MAKE AN ACT
I felt so bad for Alfie through this whole thing
+Aleysha Roper omg ikr!!! haha
I thought it was only me, I feel like the made him the third wheel.
+DL Dell ikr!! 😭😫
ikr😭😭
This was jsut so awkward all the time
Next weeks video on Zoella 'Break up tag'
Next weeks video on Mark Ferris 'Girlfriend tag'
Next weeks video on Pointlessblog 'I lost Nala!'
I wish this never happens
Lol
+Ishita Bisht yeah it seems like Zoe is forgetting about everyone except mark
lol
😂😂
Mark turned away in this like 50 times😂😂😂
im SO dramatic haha
Mark Ferris OMGGGG.. i can relate to that. I love your passion, creativety and confindence. You never fail to impress Mark ;))
Love u mark!!
Alexx K. Wheh
Haha
Am I the only one that thought this video was so awkward for Alfie...
He looked like he was left out asf it was probs so awkward for him
SO AWKWARD FOR ALFIE!!!
Alfie looked and seemed like he wasn't meant to be in this video lol! he didn't seem quite happy
At various points he looked really sad or really jealous
Some story's do come true 😱
One piece of Zoe's hair is on the wrong side, and for this whole video I was staring at it about to explode.
sameeeeee xD
OMG SAME
same :) but at 1:18 it was fine
SAME omg
omg I saw that to it was driving me crazy
if you really acted this out I would literally piss myself PLEEEEASE do it😂😭
Want them to act it so bad
Omg I commented almost the exact same thing. I would pis myself too 😂😂😂
I would cry laugh so much😂
yes pleaseee
When Zoe said "MARKS POINT OF VIEW" I died 😂😂
Caitlin Hearne sameeeeee
Girl same
It would be SO fun if you acted out these fan fictions and made it a little series!!! :O
YES OMG
yes
Yes !!
I also feel like Zoe can definitely do a series where she takes children's books, or just her fav books and makes them into a dirty version (basically what she did with the polar express😂)
YESSSSSSSSS
I laughed so hard when Mark said "don't you have work to do, Alfie?"😂😂😂
I screamed with laughter. My sister was like wtf are you laughing at 😂
Jasmine Donaldson
Sophi Morris ya I fell off my bed
idk but I feel like there is real tention between all of them..
we all hate each other.
+Mark Ferris LMAOSJSN
+Mark Ferris Yass Mark👀
+Mark Ferris lol
.
I can't wait for the acting scene for the fan fiction imagine them doing a breakup scene LOL HAHA😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😄😁😆
Crazy World do u know the app they use
No I wish i knew but I recommended search mark ferris fan fiction
Crazy World there using WATTPAD 🤘😄
Freya Davies Wattpad
They never did it im so sad
On Zoe's jumper I thought it read "Kittens & Poppy Deyes" I was like, does she have mercy or what? 😂 but it said "Puppy dogs" 😂😂💗
Merch** haha autocorrect 😂😂
OMG SAME😂😂
😂 Same!
omg so did i😂
Same
To answer the question: yes, sometimes we do turn fanfics in for grades in English.
EndlessSky26 True that!
THERE ARE MORE CHAPTERS AND SHE'S WRITING A SCRIPT VERSION. PLEASE CONTINUE THIS IT'S SO CUTE!!!!
Mark's a savage in this fanfic😭😂
I'm literally dying laughing. It was making me laugh so hard my dog was like bitch it's bed time
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOO
same
Lmaoo
I TOTALLY THOUGHT HER SHIRT SAID KITTENS AND POPPY DEYES
So did I but what did it say?
+It'sJustAadz I think it says kittens and puppy dogs
same 😂😂
kittens and happy days
+Mxdi Mm kittens & puppy dogs
I'm writing that script fanfic! Does anyone know how to contact them?
Email them, I'm sure they will all have a business email that will be in their Twitter or intact am bio or something
+Ella Berry what's the email
+Ella Berry thanks!
I wrote one too :D
+Anthony Phan thats awesome!
I thought Zoe's top said 'kittens and poppy deyes' hahahaha
Dizzy Dee that's what I thought 😂
Dizzy Dee it says kittens and puppy dogs
Does it not???
Emily Sears it says kittens and puppy dogs 😂😂
Dizzy Dee sameee 😂
mark's like a fucking turn table in that story
Yeah
I feel like Alfie is Noah, Zoe is penny and mark is Elliot???🤔 am I the only one thinking this
Olivia Vincent buy when Zoë wrote Girl Online, her, Qldie and Mark weren't that close of friends...
+Ilyana Jiwa I just mean like the clothes mark wears and zöe and mark are such good friend and then Alfie and zöe are so in love x
Olivia Vincent same.
Olivia Vincent yah,I agree
Olivia Vincent When zoe wrote the first book mark and zoe weren't friends
I've just checked and there are more chapters❤️
WHATS THE FAN FICTION CALLED
+GemzaSB three way love affair and its in wattpad!❤️
ayeee pham!
+Phandom Love link
What is the fanfic called
Alfie LOOKS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
Ikr😂😂
ikr I don't know why
Yh he does😂😂
I FELT SO BAD FOR ALFIE THIS WHOLE TIME HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Same 😂😂
Same lol
Same
ur profile pic is my life
same!😂😭
I do feel like Alfie does feel a bit weird in general when marks there I don't blame him tho
Yeah, he did look a little uncomfortable.
+HannahB +Amina Mohamed You guys, Alfie literally bought Mark the necklace that he's wearing. If he felt uncomfortable around him he probably wouldn't buy him gifts and let him stay in his home... Don't overthink the video, it's all just fun. :)
Literally how? Look how close he's sitting with mark there clearly is no tension between them. Yes Alfie doesn't always laugh when they do together but not everyone has the same sense of humor at least Alfie wasn't being fake shows he's real in front of the camera
+Mak Leigh I don't mean with him I just meant with what was in the fanfiction.
+HannahB yeah, I get that he could be because of the story, but I still don't think he was. He seemed interested as he was laughing and reading along. :)
im crying. please act one out!!
Imperfect Imposter yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I was crying with laughter. please act it out!!!
Is it me or do Mark and Zoe look alike or related?? Especially when they laugh and their noses' flare
It's you xD
no nothing alike!!
I think is just the sense of humer
They could pass as half-siblings or cousins.
They could pass as half-siblings or cousins.
Zoey's shirt reads "Kitens and puppy dogs" But for half the video, I thought it said "Kittens and Poppy Deyes" XD
Same XD
Lily Helen Kyne zoey?
i wonder if mark is behind the wheel of the car..
Omg PLOT TWIST!!! 😂😂😂
Dun dun dunnnnnnn
OMFG LOL
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!
hilarious! please do more!
U should make this into a short film. Who agrees? X
Mia Domm omg yaaaaaaasss
I thought Zoe's sweater said 'kittens &a poppy deyes'
I wanna know what happened to Alfie after getting hit and where did mark end up going WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END WITH SUCH A CLIFFHANGER.
It's called Three Way Love Affair on Wattpad I'm updating tomorrow
+Tasha Omg you're the writer?! Congrats! I like how accurate the details are.
+Tasha Haire you could literally do so much your story is amazing! Now you have all the power 😂
+Tasha Haire u should become a author
Elliot - Mark
Alfie - Noah
Zoe- Penny
I love girl online!
Victoria Newton same 😊 I'm reading them again for the 1929829299228827 time😂😂
That’s literally who I imagined the characters as
Don't you mean that mark is Elliot not Elliot is mark
Zoe's shirt says "kittens and puppy dogs", but i thought it said "kittens and poppy deyes." hahaha
So did I 😂😂
+
Hahah same!!
I thought it said "Lilacs and Poppy Deyes" I was like 'What does Poppy have to do with a flower?'
Lindsay same😂
Alfie is going to be suspicious now😂
Stephanie Payne ikr
Alfie was not happy that he got hit by a car.. He looked so upset at the end. :(
19.38
lol it was a joke 😊😊😊
Banner
I'm reading this 4 mins into the video... Spoiler alert 😭😂😂😂 jk lol
When mark did that edit on Zoe's voice it sounded like Miranda Hart😂😂
Georgia Thompson YES.YES.
Ive never heard Alfie swear before and I WASN'T expecting him to say "what a bitch!". OML
Wait... And he said shit? Since when? Hmm? Why was I not aware of this?
+Netherangel555 He keeps it non explicit most of the time for the young veiwers and so does Zoe, like Zoe says Fuck often but if she does in vlogs she bleeps it out but if its on other peoples channel of them swearing its stay unedited.
he does swear, but not a lot
Zoe and Alfie both have contracts which don't allow them to swear because of younger viewers. I'm guessing Mark's contract is more relaxed :)
+Sarah Boyd yeah, Mark did more paperwork for his channel to have cuss words
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Do this again!! This was sooooooo good!!!
Loveyou Bethan xx
I thought Zoe's sweater said "kittens & poppy deyes"
SAAAME 😂😂😂
same
Same 😂
Oh my god same lol
What does it actually say
Why doesn't mark have 1 mil yet!? 😩💞
Maybe it's just me but sometimes..... Fanfics of real people is a little cringey.......
Yeah I never read fanfics about real people. I stick to fiction.
Except for Phanfictions.............sorry....XD
+Dance Your Heart Out haha Oh dear God
I have yet to read any, cause I've heard horror stories about Phanfiction 😅😆
Dance Your Heart Out Omg I have only read few of those. O.O and wow immmm yeah I can't unread them!
+Sssophie Yes, for your own sanity just stay away, I beg of thee.
IM CRINGING AND LAUGHING SO MUCH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER JDFJJDJF
4:31 ALFIE DSKFICNEKCNSKE
update: im crying i cant believe this
I NEVER SEE ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME POURCIAU! P.S. My last name is Pourciau
+Katelyn Jené really?!! me neither! where are you from?
Louisiana
Omg I watched the entie thing and got into the story! I would see a film of this ❤
same omg I was so into it haha
It's called 'three way love affair' on wattpad
+Tasha Haire what's the writer's username?
+Ana Martins She is the writer
+Samantha Downsworth I know, but I can't find it by searching for the fanfiction's name xp
"I beamed up at my two favorite boys..."
*Joe slams fists on table*
Yes!!! My 3 fave youtubers in one video
Same! Woop Woop! High five🖐🏻
Mmhm, I love them all
Same !!!!!!!!!!
Same 😊
Thats how we know that this was all fiction, Alfie had to "edit three main channel videos"! Lol, just kidding! Loved this video and all three of you, especially together!
Hahaha!!! True story 😂😂😂
😂😂
Please do another one I loved this it was so funny😂😍
Yeaaaah
yesssss please!!!!
This must be really awkward for Zoe & Alfie.😂
Amy Aguilar and for Mark too
But they are all great friends soooo, but ye I guess!
And mark
why they're adults
Amy Aguilar it’s should be for Mark more than anything
Loved this vid sooo much! Never laughed so hard, please do more and maybe one of you guys acting it out !? 😂😂 you and Zoe are goals ❤️😂 ( and oh I can totally feel the tension rising between you and Alfie 😂😂 )
love you so much xx
+Mark Ferris
I'm going to try and write a script
+Neelam Anjum cool
PLEASE ACT IT OUT THAT WOULD BE BLOODY HILARIOUS
True x
yass
yass
Also, please do a part 2 of this because the author on wattpad has updated the book and added more chapters. Like if agree x
Ella Karina Do you have a link for the fic please? Xo
yeah, can someone please send a link? :)
www.wattpad.com/story/72013677-three-way-love-affair-a-zoe-sugg-mark-ferris-and xx
this is literally my favourite video of the three of you and i can’t stop coming back😌
Me right now I come back every couple years 😭
Alfie: "savage I'm still not there" his voice broke bless, think it started getting to him 😂
omg yes, u guys should make a drama series on these fan fictions
or u guys should make up a pt 2 of this fan fiction
when they update it read more !
Updating it tomorrow 😝
+Tasha Haire wait is it your story?
+Tasha Haire what's the story called?
+Emily 2003 three way love affair on wattpad
+PLAYDBECK yeah
this made me laugh so hard my sister told me to shut up 😂😂😂 also i felt bad for alfie omg
Toni Stulz ik
Mark deserves way more subscribers ❤️❤️
Yeah
Ikr
That is soooo true!
I know right !
“Savage, I’m just still not there” I was CRYING lmao
FINALLY I WAITED FOR THIS VIDEO XX
Your username is goals! Xx
username goals!
+Ella Martinez ikr
omg your channel name is DA BEST
Your username tho! Wish I was that smart
3 years later and I’m still confused... “WHERE’S NALA!?” 😂💖😶🐶
SO FUNNY!!
PLEASE DO A PART 2 CONTINUING THIS FANFIC!!
MAYBE EVEN ACTING IT OUT?!
Please play Paranoia. This is how you play it (trust me its REALLY REALLY fun)
1. sit in a circle (works best if you have 5-6 players or more)
2. the first person whispers a question into the person on the right
3. the person on the right has to answer it out loud
4. he flips a coin or a flip flop whatever you want (that has 2 sides)
5. if it lands face down, the question will remain a secret. if it lands face up, the asker will reveal the questoin (it can get cringy and embarrassing)
6. and it goes on and on
P.S: The most fun questions are things like these
If you were to kiss a girl in this room who would it be?
Would you kill XXX for a million dollars?
stuff like that
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!
zoe is me shes like listen fanfic zoe u need to calm down and das me but to myself everyday
"i just hope im not walking nala and das me"
This was actually hilarious
I was glued to every minute of this story. more please :)
it makes me cringe so much when people read fanfiction about themselves
I feel you 😑
Ikr, if I were them I wouldn't be able to do it.
same, also omg Ash
+phantrashbandgeek 卌Storm卌 yess
I wouldn't watch this video then ;)
I think it can be awkward but also hilarious and sometimes sweet 😊
Please do it again Mark
And please act it out it would be hilarious
YAASSS
anyone else watching in 2020 and watching loads of old zalfie videos because same :)
U 3 should totally act this out!
I know it would be amazing
Alfie is kind of awkward in this.. anyone else notice?
Yeh i thought this too xD
Wouldn't you be if you were reading a fanfic about your girlfriend and her best friend getting together? 😂
At the beginning mainly, yeah
Maybe Alfie likes Mark...
I don't think Alfie likes Mark
The tears out of my arse bit had me laughing wildly 😂😂😂 great job guys - such fun to watch! 👌🏼
whAT
+Isabelle Hopkins Lane haha Zoe was reading and just made a mistake/ joke 😊
+Isabelle Hopkins Lane 17:22 - go have a look haha
OMG Alfie must have been pissed
At 1:25 Mark sounded like Stitch... 😂💗
IKR!!!
Heard that too.
omg yesss
Omg yes he does
zalfie are goals? More like Zark (best friend goals).
No one likes u so go away
Get out of here man
they look & act too much like siblings for me to even think about them together. lol
yes
No! No no no, they could never be together they are just to close as friends 😂
who else scrolled down into the comments to try to stop cringing
me this vid was tense
Me😂
Legit what I'm doing rn 😂😂
Which then brings me here😂
Yup
The 0% people who are seeing this read this quote "what ever you decide to do make sure it makes you happy" remember you are perfect just the way you are ❤️
I read it x
A Person thx
I'm interested to see if there is a fan fiction about Mark and Alfie. 👀 😂
😂
Sme
there defo will be one now
Yes that's exactly what I want to see!!!
Plot twist: This is Mark's real intentions but he wanted to see Alfie's reaction first
Was it on purpose that he said Zoe when he pointed at Alfie, and Alfie when he pointed at Zoe? ☺️
Probably
Yeh
I think so, because then Alfie and Zoe said each other's video intros if you get what I mean
oh true :)
Yeah it was a joke
PLEASE MARK! This is one of my favorite video on your channel! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a part 2!