I can't even imagine how wonderful their life is.. Living with your soulmate, having the best friends and the cutest pug, being able to buy things without worrying about the price tag, going to Greece for holiday with your whole family...Like goals. How I wish I was living their life
if they were on gogglebox i would watch even more. that squidnita bit got me crying in tears. wtf how is mark so good at coming up with funny things straight away. love it wish i could. replayed this about 59 times and i am serious
"Angie will probably text me and be like 'Alfie you left your mobile here'" except how would Alfie receive this text if he left his phone at his office lmao
not boring at all, I love being able to watch you guys in your normal everyday! it makes me feel like I know you just a bit better!!! even something as normal as watching tv, I love seeing your guys reactions and I love being able to see how you guys at around each other!! xoxo Trinity
The moment at 11:38 when y'all reacted to the innuendo had me in tears. I kept replaying it to watch the realization of it and I actually cried from laughing so hard! Please do that again. We have a show called "People's Couch" in America just like gogglebox and it is so entertaining!
Alfie, you guys need to make more videos like this! it's 6am and i'm laughing my head off i swear to god. it's so nice to see you guys even more natural as well, just doing something really mundane but because of the banter it makes it entertaining, which is also very relate-able. (whenever i watch tv and talk i end up thinking im so hilarious when really its just me laughing, and the pigeons outside my window deliberately flying away)
It's 5:17am and everyone is asleep.. I basically just laughed out really loud because of 11:40 and then realised i had to be quiet so continued with a silence laughting fit 😂😂😂😂
Love your VLOGS so much! I just celebrated my 1 Year Anniversary of Vlogging and just wanted to say thanx for being such a big inspiration to so many RUclipsrs :)
I'm happy cuz although we arnt in a great position atm but it will get better and will have a better future but ppl don't understand that and many Scottish peeps think that we won't be able to trade but we don't have the euro so it will be the same
I think it took us to their private life a little more because they don't concentrate on the camera while watching tv. It was like we were there with them not through the camera. Sorry for the bad English, it's not my first language :)
Hi Alfie. I have been inspired to start vlogging with my Little family so I've started my own channel. I'm really proud to say that I've just hit 1K subscribers and i would love to know what you think if you have the time to check it out. Thanks dude
I actually liked watching it without the TV, bc I wasn't distracted by what was actually playing, and I was actually watching their reactions. I think you can get the gist of what is happening from their descriptions (it also helps if you have seen a similar show or an episode of it so you know the layout).
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I can't even imagine how wonderful their life is.. Living with your soulmate, having the best friends and the cutest pug, being able to buy things without worrying about the price tag, going to Greece for holiday with your whole family...Like goals. How I wish I was living their life
Yeah...same. I mean, ofc they have personal problems of cam but my life is literally my own personal hell.
same. I have the most boring life ever.. Can I just win a few million euros??
OMg same but i love my own family and life x
Aleeza Yousaf good for you!
Zoe's a pretty ugly soulmate and Nala is also an ugly pug, you have a twisted perception of what life is
Zalfie & Mark gogglebox, yes pleaseee
;)
what show was marcus on?
celebrity masterchef.
+Tahmida Begum I think it was master chef
+Tahmida Begum he was on master chef
It's been a year and Mark saying "Squinita" still makes me cry with laughter
Where is that
what does it mean though. still dont get it
Same
Still laughing at “squinitta” in 2018 😂😂😂😂
Where is that in the video
what does it mean though. still dont get it
Lol same but I have watched this 7 times and it is 2020 lol
same and im not 2021😭
Same, I’ve watched it so many times
"he made me this" alfie sounds like a proud dad so cute
Love Zoe's and Mark's relationship.
me too :) people are haters though.
Disagree. Lol
Dude, you should do this for full programmes. I would love to put a programme on and have you guys playing at the same tome
Time*
yes please
yaaass😂
That would be amazing!!!
that would be so cool !
If you're reading this, i hope you have a nice day :)
keep smiling x
thanks so much I needed that
the world needs more people like u x
Thank out you too ☺
Tysm! :D you too dude!!
if they were on gogglebox i would watch even more. that squidnita bit got me crying in tears. wtf how is mark so good at coming up with funny things straight away. love it wish i could. replayed this about 59 times and i am serious
if you're reading this right now, have an AMAZING DAY!:)
remember to be happy :)
thank you you're amazing
your channel is amazing i love you x
Your everywhere but I watch u loads x
awww thank you x
Make this into a television show
I mean the gogglebox part, call it Zalfie ft Mark
+Ryan B I am aware, I watch it every Friday, I was saying make it a tv show to the zalfie & mark version
+Ryan B they should do it for charity
+Sophie Allen yes they should
Ha yh
This was the cutest video :') I have so many feelings. I think Mark has been the purest most wonderful addition to your lives.
SUCH A GOOD IDEA OMG! I loved this
"Angie will probably text me and be like 'Alfie you left your mobile here'" except how would Alfie receive this text if he left his phone at his office lmao
He has two phones 😑
+Nathan McConnell oh lol
+Nathan McConnell one for the plug and one for the load!
He's got 2 phones, one for work and his usual one
Haha yeah 😹😹 I was about to write that, and was looking in the comments to see if anyone else had written anything about it 😹💓😭👍🏻
My fav part is 9:13 the way they laugh makes my day
Geordie TGirl I don't get the joke though aha 😂😂xx
Same, but I’m annoyed I don’t know the joke😂😂
squinitta
This videos has got to be one of my favorite vlogsi could not stop laughing 💗
Vlogs I*
Oi same I was crying
Dakota Rose OMG you have the same name as me! My names Dakota rose!
Dakota Rose As long as zalfie is always there, and of course mark, i always love these kind of vlogs!
Spencer Rose but way dose it say spencer rose
Hi Alfie! You and RUclips have literally changed my life! I love you guys❤️ keep spreading happiness
I want to start a channel about my life as a dancer at university? Any tips?
not boring at all, I love being able to watch you guys in your normal everyday! it makes me feel like I know you just a bit better!!! even something as normal as watching tv, I love seeing your guys reactions and I love being able to see how you guys at around each other!! xoxo Trinity
The moment at 11:38 when y'all reacted to the innuendo had me in tears. I kept replaying it to watch the realization of it and I actually cried from laughing so hard! Please do that again. We have a show called "People's Couch" in America just like gogglebox and it is so entertaining!
9:10 they all just emerge from the bed😂😂😂😂
that was hilarious
I legit replayed that like 6 times😂
i dont get it can anyone explain?
+gravityeol when they laughed they came from the bed!!! 😂😂😂
+gravityeol why don't you just watch it? Then you'll understand.
Alfie, you guys need to make more videos like this! it's 6am and i'm laughing my head off i swear to god. it's so nice to see you guys even more natural as well, just doing something really mundane but because of the banter it makes it entertaining, which is also very relate-able. (whenever i watch tv and talk i end up thinking im so hilarious when really its just me laughing, and the pigeons outside my window deliberately flying away)
"Zalfie and Mark"? Should be Zalfark!
Yes!
I loved the "gogglebox" bit- it was very candid and relaxed, yet so humorous. :)
9:12 I could not Stop laughing I pleated it over like 100 times ahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel sorry for Alfie he's 3 wheeling zarcus
Zark* 😂😂😂
Zarcus?😂
No mark is 3 wheeling Zalfie
But.. His names mark, not Marcus? 😂
+Jaffron Lover no Alfie is definitely the third wheel
I loved this it was hilarious! Your commentary was so funny. 😂😂😂
I loved the Zalfie and Mark goggle box - this should become a series xox
It's 5:17am and everyone is asleep.. I basically just laughed out really loud because of 11:40 and then realised i had to be quiet so continued with a silence laughting fit 😂😂😂😂
And omg I recently watched the video about kolo the gorilla it was soo interesting
Seriously want a kitten x
I do that every night lol 😂
Alfie you should definitely do this again when Mark comes to your house , I love it❤️👍 So funny😂😂
i honestly loved the zalfie and mark gogglebox!!! please do more! like a weekly thing! I LOVED IT!
ZALFIE & MARK AWW
Nice channel!
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Its actually #ZAlFark
+PointlessBlog Vlogs u have so much tec to bring on holiday for me it was like jibarish
I'll get a text from Ange saying "Alfie you left your mobile"😂get a text from your mobile in your office whilst in Greece lol💗
"Just putting it out there but I bloody love puff pastry"😋😍
Zoella does alot of singing xD , who else loves Zalfie? :)
Dude...😂if anyone here didn't like Zalfie, they wouldn't even watch the video. We low-key know you want us to check your channel. Please stop.👏
who wouldn't they litrally goals ;)
+Meghana Srinivasan Literally*
who doesnt love #Zalfie?????
+pinky peck well I hate zoella but love alfie
do this again please, love #zalfarcus best friendship ever xx
Love your VLOGS so much! I just celebrated my 1 Year Anniversary of Vlogging and just wanted to say thanx for being such a big inspiration to so many RUclipsrs :)
Hope you're all having a good day! Bacon x
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+PointlessBlog Vlogs fake account
+PointlessBlog Vlogs GO AWAY!!👊🏻
TheRainbowCreeper Games very fake!
+PointlessBlog Vlogs oh my god please just piss off
You'll get a text saying you left your mobile.. Not so sure you thought that one through
He has 2 phones.
He has 2 phones
He has 2 phones
He got 2 phone
He has 2 phones
YOU NEED TO DO MORE GOGGLE BOX!!! Like a series with different people! Lysm!!
At the gogglebox part, alfie was literally just playing up to the camera, he kept glancing over
normal person: camera, microphone, drone, etc.
Alfie: s7 mark 360 5 X-11phantom 3423 waterproof 12 points to gryffindor
Would love more of this! Especially if it is RUclipsrs doing things! Squidnita just got me in fits of laughter for a don't don't know how long!! 😂😂😂
omg 11:34 killed me 😂😂 I'm still crying 😂
same 😂 😂
Alfie, you think 4 pairs of sunglasses are bad! My boyfriend has 8 pairs 😂😂❤️❤️
Aha, my boyfriend has none because he got his Ray bans stolen while on holiday 😹
I dont even have a boyfriend...
+Kim Arroyo same
😂😂
+Kim Arroyo i feel you
Please start a petition to get you guys on goggle box! I couldn't stop laughing haha love you guys xox
r.i.p Britain in the Eu!
;( Wish we didn't leave
Sherfield Goodalls Same
I'm happy cuz although we arnt in a great position atm but it will get better and will have a better future but ppl don't understand that and many Scottish peeps think that we won't be able to trade but we don't have the euro so it will be the same
+Kate Fidell but it'll take a few years to actually leave so don't get to excited lol😂
Thank you
Is Alfie meeting the queen ??
Yes
that would be great
yesssss today xx and he's vlogging the whole thing!!!
Yeah think so it was on his sc and Instagram
Yes, it said on his snapchat
Something about watching people watching and reacting to TV just works, the Gogglebox section with you guys was so funny!!
So glad the courgette comments have stopped 😂👌❤️
"I will get a text from ang saying you left your phone here" ummm surely you can't get a text 🤔😂😂
He has two phones one is a work phone and one is a private phone for friends and family xxx
I actually really enjoyed just watching you three watch tv. It lets us see a side of you that is different and raw. :)
i also love watching u guys watching tv for some reason lmao
also one of my favorite vlogs! :)
Same
I think it took us to their private life a little more because they don't concentrate on the camera while watching tv. It was like we were there with them not through the camera. Sorry for the bad English, it's not my first language :)
celebrity gogglebox should be a thinh
thing*
They had it on at Christmas! Are you joking?
Or RUclipsr Gogglebox
+Roan Merchant well im sorry i didnt see it
+Shooting Star Yeah
This video showed Alfie and marks friendship really well! Xxx
Am I the only one when hearing squid they think of the Sacconejolys?😞 Loved the gogglebox thing though :)
Me too 💔💔
Ah the support they are showing for Marcos is so nice ☺️☺️☺️
.. Marcus? Idk
+Mary Joy yeah Marcus
I need more of this Googlebox from you three!
I enjoyed this please do more , however I'd like it more if you filmed the to also
*tv
I'm pretty sure he can't due to copyright reasons
same
OMG when the description came on about arcus my mum said it sounds like porn too!!! omg this is so weird 😂😂💖💖
*Marcus*
I need more of this with mark because this was hilarious
11:43 they can entertain just by laughing
I love gogglebox
Same
I watch it all the time
Tahmina Haque yasssss
Mark just watching the screen and scratching Nala as well lol, stops to clap then goes back 😅😅😅 Love it when Mark's in the vlogs
anyone else just reply the moment when mark said... Squinita and watch everyone's reactions? haha
Why didn't he show the tv, without the tv, it's boring😕
Copyright
Because he's not allowed to show it because of copyright reasons :)
Because he's not allowed to show it because of copyright reasons :)
Copyright reasons
Oh okay
in 2024 this is still such a comfort video for me
Squinita is perfection haha
missellebeauty I don't get it pls explain
Gayathri Sinitta is the name of a singer who was on Celebrity Masterchef at this time. Mark was playing off of her name. :))
katecoleen ahaha I was looking for a comment explaining this xxx
What does the last word on Zoe's shirt say?? "Does running out of pizza count______"
"does running out of pizza count as cardio" i think
as cardio
.
as cardio
it is does running out of pizza count as cardio
This was amazing! Absolutely hilarious! Good idea Alfie, you could definitely do this again! I would so watch you three on Gogglebox! ❤️
i pissed myself at 'squinita'
I cracked up so many times watching this, I love these three so much :)
I thought mark was stroking his feet until i saw nalas nose
Celebrity Masterchef
I wish we could see what was on tv
It's MasterChef UK, Marcus Butler was on the show :)
+Holly Cole Ikr, I watched it!
but
we dont beleive
whats on
tv
+• The Faucet In Your Eyes • |-/
+Holly Cole I know that, I just wish we could see what they were watching at the same time as they're commentating
your life is literally goals alfie. have fun on holiday!
Also why are the comments so rude rn. Just wondering
Hi Alfie. I have been inspired to start vlogging with my Little family so I've started my own channel. I'm really proud to say that I've just hit 1K subscribers and i would love to know what you think if you have the time to check it out. Thanks dude
Thanks everyone
+ChrisMoxeyVlogs any tips on how to increase subscribers? I started a couple of weeks ago x
+ChrisMoxeyVlogs any tips on how to increase subscribers? I started a couple of weeks ago x
+ChrisMoxeyVlogs any tips on how to increase subscribers? I started a couple of weeks ago x
Hello!!!!!!!!
O my god, i loved seeing you react to the show SO MUCH! Definatly made me cry laugh a couple of times !
Alfie I was just wondering what you use to write your books. P.S Please, Please answer I really want to know.
JDub pen and paper?
does mark have paper airplane necklace?
16:45
it could be his new merch?!?!!
Oooohh😯☺️
Just me that thinks of harry styles 😂😂
+Georgia May nope, harry is the reason i notice every paper airplane ever haha
Omg please do more goggle box videos! This needs to become a thing! X
Why don't you go to vidcon anymore I loved them vlogs😩😥
RosieGrace Vlogs vidcon is dead
wait he is going to greece didn't they already went there
yeah they've been several times but they love it so they're going back. You can visit somewhere more than once you know? ;)
yeahhh they will come to Greece❤❤
where in greece are they going?
+Elia Sin zanti
What date r they going
This is literally so funny! I'm bookmarking it to watch when I'm sad! I laughed so much :)
when you say prince harry you mean harry styles right?
No he means prince harry
best comment ever😂😂
No he means the actual prince harry
No. Harry. The prince Harry...
He means Harry Potter.
Who else thinks Zalfie AND mark should have a triple ship name? Comment some names x
I was thinking zalk
This was one of my favorite vlogs ever! I laughed til I cried!
Omg 12 comment also who else likes before watching I do every time
meeeee
72%
Me
+Ciara Rushmer lol I think you replied to the wrong comment by a mistake
+Happy-Hippo123 I think so too haha
is there any way i can watch celeb masterchef with marcus on now?
If you live in the UK (bbc I player) if not change your vpn to London(UK) and try to access it!
This is literally so so good, love it
On goggle box the audience are meant to see the screen😂
Where are they going for the holiday???
Greece
Zoe's remote cheers was hilarious and I've replayed it like 50 times. PISSING MYSELF!
Actually, it was more a Zarcus and Alfie googlebox (you're the third wheel😂)
jk
Zark**😄
true
It's Zark.
Oh right Zark 😅😅
Have you seen gogglesprogs?
Yass it's goals lol I'm should get out more
Nah that ones not as good it feels like it's just a bunch of kids saying random shit
I was supposed to b on it
+Georgia Concarr how old are you
A video with Zalfie and Mark, WOOO! Yes please 😂💜
Who is watching in 2017
I really really don't trust mark
Why the hell not? He's so cute 😂
Why 😂😂😂
SAME thank god someone thinks the same as me :)
Why?? He's amazing! Zoe's made a great friend we should be happy😊
Why?! 😂
I actually liked watching it without the TV, bc I wasn't distracted by what was actually playing, and I was actually watching their reactions. I think you can get the gist of what is happening from their descriptions (it also helps if you have seen a similar show or an episode of it so you know the layout).
#zalfark
Where are they going for holidays?????
Greece
+20leanne19 Really!??!?!?! OMG I live in Greece! Do you know where in Greece they are going??? Thanks for telling me!
+Kallia Fire im from greece too :D
+Anime Freak 😊
+Kallia Fire I'm from greece too :)