Yeah, cop logic, they're even dumber in real life, I remember watching a clip of a couple of (granted, American) cops that came out to a car crash, two victims were sitting on the curb with 2nd and 3rd degree burns, in shock, and as they didn't respond to what the cops were asking, they were both tased and handcuffed for good measure, that's US cops for you. Where I live a drunk driver once crashed his car into a telephone pole, so it broke and leaned dangerously over the road hanging by the wire, I called the local police that showed up half an hour later and refused to admit that they'd been called to the crash, took them a good 15 minutes to realize that _I_ was the one who had reported the incident, despite telling them _numerous_ times. The first thing they do is walk up to the telephone pole and stand directly in its path, while contemplating what to do. Cop #1 says "we better call NESA" (the power company), cop #2 goes "we better call what???", to which cop #1 answers "NESA...", and cop #2 asks "a NESA???" Those muppets were probably the dumbest cops I've ever had the misfortune of having to interact with, and I realized that if they didn't get themselves killed by a falling telephone pole, and if they should have just a minimum of a chance figuring out what happened, they were going to need _all_ the help they could get, so I walked back to my house and got the drunk driver's license plate that he had lost when hitting the telephone pole, and threw it at their feet with the words "I'm sure you two great detectives will have solved this one in no time" and shook my head in disbelief as I walked away, because all they did was stand there and look at the license plate as if they'd never seen something like that before. Cops are quite possibly the dumbest people on the planet.
Hower hilarious that line was, you actually change height during the day. Ok, you'd probably have to haul a heavy pack for the entire day to shrink an inch, if that's even possible, but you do shrink a bit during the day, the explanation I got was that liquid in the cartilage separating the vertebrae slowly seeps to a lower part in the body due to gravity, over the course of a day. When I get in my car after a long day at work, and every morning, I have to adjust the rearview mirror, I wonder if anyone else does that.
Had a small mate of mine at School in England. He had a big Addidas sports bag he used as a school bag. He would place it in the pile of bags outside the science block, curl himself up in it, zip the top and kip whilst missing class. Teachers would prowl the school looking for kids skipping class, but to my knowledge he was never caught!. 🤣
Bullshit, man, there's no schools in England!! (only kidding, mate 😉, good story. It was in 80s in North Wales that there was no school for kids when they turned 13 when they could go and work in the mines... but all that came to an end in 1983ish cos of Thatcher).
Ref. Sarah Boone murder of Jorge Torres, in Florida a wife claimed she was playing hide and seek with her abusive husband... The event recorded on her phone.
That male copper mentioned learning self defence. The last time I defended myself against a bunch of lads who jumped me I ended up getting arrested lol. Wind up
A small person could fold themselves in there but that guy wasn't, the Cera angle.when they open the bag shows only half the bag. Also you would see the bag bulge. Just as well because being locked in a bag is gross and could be fatal.
This is dangerous...its not a joke at all. I am totally unimpressed with the level of irresponsible behaviour. Brian & accomplices shud get criminal charges.
If he DID learn self defence, as the officer suggested, he would get arrested for USING his pizza bag as an offensive weapon rather than legally respected for defending himself. The police are a joke these days.
“at least you’ll not go hungry” 😂😂
"have you put yourself in a bag" mate, it’s cable tied??🤦🏼♀️😂😂
😂 exactly
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Yeah, cop logic, they're even dumber in real life, I remember watching a clip of a couple of (granted, American) cops that came out to a car crash, two victims were sitting on the curb with 2nd and 3rd degree burns, in shock, and as they didn't respond to what the cops were asking, they were both tased and handcuffed for good measure, that's US cops for you. Where I live a drunk driver once crashed his car into a telephone pole, so it broke and leaned dangerously over the road hanging by the wire, I called the local police that showed up half an hour later and refused to admit that they'd been called to the crash, took them a good 15 minutes to realize that _I_ was the one who had reported the incident, despite telling them _numerous_ times. The first thing they do is walk up to the telephone pole and stand directly in its path, while contemplating what to do. Cop #1 says "we better call NESA" (the power company), cop #2 goes "we better call what???", to which cop #1 answers "NESA...", and cop #2 asks "a NESA???" Those muppets were probably the dumbest cops I've ever had the misfortune of having to interact with, and I realized that if they didn't get themselves killed by a falling telephone pole, and if they should have just a minimum of a chance figuring out what happened, they were going to need _all_ the help they could get, so I walked back to my house and got the drunk driver's license plate that he had lost when hitting the telephone pole, and threw it at their feet with the words "I'm sure you two great detectives will have solved this one in no time" and shook my head in disbelief as I walked away, because all they did was stand there and look at the license plate as if they'd never seen something like that before. Cops are quite possibly the dumbest people on the planet.
Inspired by mi6 shenanigans
Ok I Died When She said "atleast you won't go Hungry!" 😆
6’2.... 6’3 on a good day 😂😂😂
Hower hilarious that line was, you actually change height during the day. Ok, you'd probably have to haul a heavy pack for the entire day to shrink an inch, if that's even possible, but you do shrink a bit during the day, the explanation I got was that liquid in the cartilage separating the vertebrae slowly seeps to a lower part in the body due to gravity, over the course of a day. When I get in my car after a long day at work, and every morning, I have to adjust the rearview mirror, I wonder if anyone else does that.
‘Philosophy? As in the nightclub?’ 😂
how oh how did they keep a straight face 😂😂
I'm amazed how they got him in the bag. Oscar award for best acting goes to the police and the delivery Guy
I've seen videos with people coming out of smaller suit case.
They didn't show the whole bag as he came out, I think a hole for his legs.
@@wordzmyth I'll bet you're great to have at magic shows!
The bag was pretty believable too, must say.
funny thing is something like this could happen in the UK
Im going to binge these on my next night shift 😂
Had a small mate of mine at School in England. He had a big Addidas sports bag he used as a school bag. He would place it in the pile of bags outside the science block, curl himself up in it, zip the top and kip whilst missing class. Teachers would prowl the school looking for kids skipping class, but to my knowledge he was never caught!. 🤣
lmaoo
Finessed! As a short boy why didn't I think of this
Bullshit, man, there's no schools in England!!
(only kidding, mate 😉, good story. It was in 80s in North Wales that there was no school for kids when they turned 13 when they could go and work in the mines... but all that came to an end in 1983ish cos of Thatcher).
The fact they’re just speaking to a bag
"learn some self defence and maybe he wouldnae be in a bag"😂
Gotta Finish My Delivery🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Have you got no ambition?". Hahahahahaha
@1:30 6'2", 6'3" on a good day. That made me burst out laughing.
No. This is mine
You got any ambition no 😂
What a fantastic documentary. So much better than police intercepters.
😂did u put yourself in a bag??" Oh my days !! 😂
Dry as a witch's fud, and twice as funny!
cool video BBC Scotland - Comedy. I smashed that thumbs up on your video. Maintain up the awesome work.
This is a documentary: this happened outside Dalmarnock station
My pal was locked intae a bag for nine months. Honest, his mum is a right dog.
Was he saved by the Man in White at the end of a tunnel ?
The cops made me laugh the cops are haliriouse😂😂🤣🤣
Think the captions might be wrong on this one 😂
All cables ties are strong love
Wat Have I Just Got In2 Now..Funny Man👏👏🤣🤣🤣👌👌
Use the key n jam it into the fly... lol
Funny thing is i actually thought this was real.. Until i saw comedy in the title😂
LoL 😂 laughing with u not at u
Seriously 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 😁
😂😂😂😂I die laughing!!! It is unreal!!! Exactly like that “help” you police, here!
LoL 😂
Imagine seeing a police officer talking to a bag.
Lol
Florida, Sarah Boone
Great!
😂😂😂😂Oh my world🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant, I wonder how many people take this seriously ? It could be a police training video.
My dad hates this program, I believe that he thinks it's a fly on the wall documentary 😀
In stead of try to open the bag the police men eating chewing gum and asking questions lol
Was Taggart on the scene?
Made me laugh and the comments to this are great 😂👍😊👻
BBC Scotland still has comedy unlike the rest of the useless company
Kent police(did u lock yourself in bag?🙈)
Made my fucking day 😂😂
Is it true or not ,i wondered by seeing this video .hands oof to the man who is still determined in his work .
😅😅
This is the stuff that happens in Ireland and Scotland XD
Yes
Yes
But we still dont know which car the 2 coppers like best or would they prefer a Mars Bar or a Twix
Lol sounds like my wee brother
Spitting image of how the police today work 😝
Lol 😂 a degree 📜 lol 😝
I thought it was real 😳 🤣🤣🤣 ffs
How can anyone think this is real. Brain cells lacking if you did
LMFAO
Lol howed did he get in that delivery bag
Lol
Comedy, it's fake
It took me 13 seconds to realise this was a drama
i dont undersand why there dont just bit open the cabile tie . there is a part you can just bite them open i have done it 100s of times
Burst yourself out of a bag? Don't think the cops showed much enterprise! Did the guy in the bag work for GCHQ?
We need some thing Sharp to get you out but we are not it
Police: Gets call...
Person: IM STUCK IN A BAG
Police: WUT
Wow
Ref. Sarah Boone murder of Jorge Torres, in Florida a wife claimed she was playing hide and seek with her abusive husband...
The event recorded on her phone.
😂😂
How would someone fit in that 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Scotsquad GCHQ edition.
I was curious to see who made this, and then I saw that it was the BBC.
Case solved.
Omg 😱 what a joke lol 😂
This is why imma join the police when im older if everything else in ma life dont go to plan
A lot will have to go wrong.
🏴♥️
That male copper mentioned learning self defence. The last time I defended myself against a bunch of lads who jumped me I ended up getting arrested lol. Wind up
Exactly
you know they aren't actually the police right
How can u fit in that
Everything gonna be alright sikeeeeeeee it not
Is this a documentary
There’s no one in the bag is there?
Just a man, MacGiver.
I’m the police mate ok have you locked yourself in a bag
A small person could fold themselves in there but that guy wasn't, the Cera angle.when they open the bag shows only half the bag. Also you would see the bag bulge. Just as well because being locked in a bag is gross and could be fatal.
Just as well, then.
for gods sake killjoy
You do realise this is a comedy show?
What was he delivering? A horse?
Is real
Moo no 0 9pm
Surely the police must carry a penn knife or a leather man type tool
This is dangerous...its not a joke at all. I am totally unimpressed with the level of irresponsible behaviour. Brian & accomplices shud get criminal charges.
Sarah Boone
Only in Scotland... :P
Sarah Boone
That’s kind of funny
Omg not sure if this is real
What all load of crap you sure there real coppers plus its a cable tie not a bloody steal chain
If he DID learn self defence, as the officer suggested, he would get arrested for USING his pizza bag as an offensive weapon rather than legally respected for defending himself.
The police are a joke these days.
its a comedy
NGL the man kinda rude and the girl nice
This has to be acting
So the Scottish torys are just as kinky as their Westminster handlers?
Is this a joke.
See Operation Good Guys for a police comedy that’s actually funny and not riddled with pc nonsense
This seems like a joke
Spread the gospel,Amen
Sorry erm but has to be a hoax ...funny tho
This is crap!. Comedy?, at what point were we to laugh?