'"Tell that to Jodie Foster." "I don't have a workshop." Hahahaha! Honestly, I think this is the funniest episode ever. And your begging section is pure genius. GREAT way to start the morning here. Thank you!
Unfortunately no. We had a shoot together in California where there was a white cyc wall, and I thought, Hmmm... I should have Jimbo say a few things at lunch. But we have another shoot in October and December. So, maybe... Fingers crossed.
Even when I was Christian I never quite understood the lessons of Job. It never made sense to me how any of it was just, especially replacing his dead children at the end. Always seemed to me that an all powerful gawd could have restored their lives not just given the happy father new ones. At least he got twice the flocks I guess.
I get super drunk every july 4th. I figure that I will have somehow made it to the escape vessels, or i'm doomed to fight a war against the shitty normals, or it's really all a bunch of extremely well written satire that I can embrace as a functional path to liberation but I still have to go to work on july 5th.
You also can't hold a one-man protest, in the middle of an intersection, while dressed in an alb, and holding a walking stick, thus effectively "looking like Jesus" (the "authorities" words, not mine) because, although the police kept "assuring" me that I wasn't being detained (as I didn't break any Law) they couldn't give me the exact other appropriate wording (seemed like detainment to me) as they kept me handcuffed and then eventually strapped me to an ambulance gurney and sent me to the Psych Hospital on a 51/50. They literally said that if I would of had just one other person with me then it would have been considered a legit protest, because outside of that, one person can't do such a thing alone. Gotta have followers. Otherwise one MUST be crazy; especially if perceived and assumed to be purposely "dressed like Jesus". LOL. Truth Bless
Wait, is there something to that detention thing? When ever I google "Brian Dalton arrested", I get results for a shooting concerning a Jason Brian Dalton I hope it's just another creative way of asking for well deserved donations :)
She calls him 'El' - which was the name of God back in the ancient times. El as in Isra*el*, his arch angels, Micha*el*, Rapha*el*, Uri*el*, etc. You see?
Oh, no! You, too! And they made you wear a dark blue Polo, the bastards! (Dammit, I just saw that you wear it in your avatar too, that completely destroys my joke. Frack!)
Larry is Mr. Deity's long-suffering assistant who tries very hard not to be a yes man all the time. I've always said that Larry is the hear of the showt, Lucy is the brains, and Jesus is the body.
What i don't get is God not nicking (old Nick, groan) Satan when he had the chance and instead we have to wait for all the rigmarole of Revelations to be fulfilled before Satan gets his comeuppance.
What an original pair of characters - there must be a film in here somewhere.... if only we could get that Trueman Show guy to do the bumbling idiot.....just kidding!!!
Best news ever!!!! Good luck L. I've realized I'm spending my eternity with Lucy because of Matthew 5:28 - sorry about that. Not that you aren't hansom, I'm just not wired that way.... well apart from Grammar School, and the '70s....... and that time abroad..... I mean who can resist a horny Mexican midget.......
God did a job on Job. If you read the end of the story, Job got 10 _different_ children. Everyone is fine with replacing their children with the same *number* of kids, right?
The point is...I'm not bored enough to watch old people try to patreon...its sad that you wrote your theme song..performed it ,after practice of course...and recorded it all by yourself...ALONE
Well, first of all, ageism is as ugly and bigoted as racism or homophobia. Second, you've clearly never had to work with other musicians. They are awful people. Drummers in particular. So I was happy to be able to do it all myself. But if you've written, directed, produced, acted in, edited, and written and performed the theme song for a series of videos yourself, please direct me to them. I'd love to take a look. Otherwise, shut the fuck up!!! And thanks for watching (or not).
What happened to Job wasn't right, good, or correct. Who would think that??? You would have several screws loose if you think that. That is not the point. The point is that Job was willing to accept it. Does it make us more moral because we can say we wouldn't do what God did to Job??? Without God you wouldn't even exist to ask the question. This life is just a sneeze in the wind.....70 years if you are very lucky.....maybe 20 or 30 that are actually productive. When you are laying on your deathbed it will be only you and God, or you and a hole that has no bottom. Only a fool would trade the eternal for the temporal Doesn't matter if you have dozens of friends and family around, or just a nurse. Whether you are leaving a mansion behind, or a cardboard box.......Just you and God is the actual reality. Question to Job: Are you ready to curse God yet Job??? Jobs answer......Don't be ridiculous!! This generation is ready to curse God if they have to wait ten minutes at the drivethrough.
***** And you are an animated bag of fertilizer. That's not an insult, that is what you actually believe if you are consistent with your worldview. And you sure are sensitive for a bag of fertilizer.Who knew a bag of fertilizer could house such righteous indignation.
Ahh, good old Pascal's Wager. Better have picked the right god, and hope that he/she/etc. rewards blind faith over honest skepticism! Eternity is a long time to be wrong!
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'"Tell that to Jodie Foster." "I don't have a workshop." Hahahaha! Honestly, I think this is the funniest episode ever. And your begging section is pure genius. GREAT way to start the morning here. Thank you!
Glad to see Larry back! I really missed him.
"Tell that to Jodi Foster." Oosh.
I nearly googled that before the double entendre smacked me in the head....
I'm so glad you're still making these. Please don't ever stop :)
Feel free to help us never stop at Patreon. Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
@@misterdeity so, the free will thing - it's not free?
@@HarryNicNicholas Not so much.
Great to see Larry again!
The two of you together are miraculous! Keep it up.
Thanks so much. Why doesn't the entire world understand this?!!!
@@misterdeity voice from the future here. they might.
Yay Classic Mr D! I mean I love all you work, but this was the format that made me fall in love with the channel years ago. Yay Lary!
Yay Larry! I loved the dramatic reveal.
"CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M A WHITE MAN?!?!" I just spit my coffee.
Good to see Larry again
That may be the best episode you folks have ever done!!!
You should see "The Bourne Again Identity"! It is by far my new favorite.
Yea! Larry's back!
I cannot tell you guys just how happy I am to see Jimbo, I hope he's back for good!
Unfortunately no. We had a shoot together in California where there was a white cyc wall, and I thought, Hmmm... I should have Jimbo say a few things at lunch. But we have another shoot in October and December. So, maybe... Fingers crossed.
Absolutely Brilliant.
Your videos are getting better and better.
"Oh myself!"
“Oh myself.” LMAO
Larry's back!
Too funny; I especially loved the end; "why are you hitting me...can't you see that I'm a white man?" Awesome show!
Larry's back!!
Another great one Mr D!
Great to see Larry again! Will we see more of him?
A bit. We have two more shoots (for someone else) in front of a white cyc in Oct. and Dec. So, I'll probably get him in a few more episodes.
Best episode yet!
YAY! LARRY'S BACK!!!!
WooHoo! Welcome back Holy Ghos.... I mean Larry.
"Oh myself"
Do you put her in the thumbnail every chance you get? If you don't, you should. She got me clickin!
Yeah! Barry's lack!
HE'S BACK!!!!
I thought organic was supposed to be good for people
"I thought organic would be good to people"
This is hilarious, I love these sketches.
Thanks! And I fucking LOVE your screen name!!!
misterdeity Thanks, may the pot be with you..
It is. Every night.
I love you Larry!
"tell that to Jody Foster" ....ha ha
Watch out for night sticks, they are very imaginative with those things there.
Larry/Jimbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so HAPPY!!!!!
Surprise!!!
trap jesus
Oh good heavens, they released you! Welcome back.
Even when I was Christian I never quite understood the lessons of Job. It never made sense to me how any of it was just, especially replacing his dead children at the end. Always seemed to me that an all powerful gawd could have restored their lives not just given the happy father new ones. At least he got twice the flocks I guess.
another master work
Are we ever going to see Zeus or the gods from Lovecraft?
I'd like to have them on. I just have to find the talent to play them.
+misterdeity Perhaps a skit regarding legal notice form the Old Ones claiming the Mr D has violated their patients in being evil? Just a thought.
Can you do an episode on church of the subgenius ?
In 13013 we trust...
You may now stop reading forever
James Fox Indeed... but do you have your Schwa World Operations Manual handy? You may need it...
I get super drunk every july 4th. I figure that I will have somehow made it to the escape vessels, or i'm doomed to fight a war against the shitty normals, or it's really all a bunch of extremely well written satire that I can embrace as a functional path to liberation but I still have to go to work on july 5th.
LARRY!!!!
pffqhahaha!!! best outro in a long while (the others where not bad, mkay?) =o)
There is no way that Pureflix ad was just a coincidence...
Larry!!!!!!
So funny that the ad that played before this was about a Christian video streaming service. Hahahaha! Boy, are they advertising to the wrong crowd!
You also can't hold a one-man protest, in the middle of an intersection, while dressed in an alb, and holding a walking stick, thus effectively "looking like Jesus" (the "authorities" words, not mine) because, although the police kept "assuring" me that I wasn't being detained (as I didn't break any Law) they couldn't give me the exact other appropriate wording (seemed like detainment to me) as they kept me handcuffed and then eventually strapped me to an ambulance gurney and sent me to the Psych Hospital on a 51/50.
They literally said that if I would of had just one other person with me then it would have been considered a legit protest, because outside of that, one person can't do such a thing alone. Gotta have followers. Otherwise one MUST be crazy; especially if perceived and assumed to be purposely "dressed like Jesus". LOL. Truth Bless
Yayy, Larry :)
Somewhat obscure John Hinckley reference. What brought that up?
I just thought of it and like to be random every now and then. Plus, he's getting out?!!!!
misterdeity
That's frightening.
Wait, is there something to that detention thing?
When ever I google "Brian Dalton arrested", I get results for a shooting concerning a Jason Brian Dalton
I hope it's just another creative way of asking for well deserved donations :)
Bigger fish to "fly"? LOL
Great take on Job, my favorite bible story.
Mine too! Well, tied with Sodom & Gomorrah.
Logic Bob It's my favorite because it has so many layers. Mr. D just showed me another facet of the story I hadn't considered.
my favorite bible story. pretty good play on it.
I've probably missed a video here or there. Why is she calling him L?
She calls him 'El' - which was the name of God back in the ancient times. El as in Isra*el*, his arch angels, Micha*el*, Rapha*el*, Uri*el*, etc. You see?
El is short for Elohim. I think.
L as in Elohim
Elohim is plural as in all the gods of Ur. El is the prime god.
El shaddai
Oh, no! You, too! And they made you wear a dark blue Polo, the bastards!
(Dammit, I just saw that you wear it in your avatar too, that completely destroys my joke. Frack!)
Larry!
don't count your eggs before they basket.
Good grief! The preroll ad today is from the Mormans!
a result of have more money than they know what to do with and feeding poor does not attract their demographic.
gawd, I missed the Jodie Foster reference.
That's alright, I had to look it up too.
A fan of Jodie Foster shot President Reagan and others to impress her.
Almost the funniest line in the video, but there were so many. Thanks
Haha, Tell that to Jodie foster.
Brian, c'mon ... you know Rule No. 1 - *You Don't Sass the Cops*. Oh, and Rule No. 2 is "Your Spider Man impersonation needs work!"
Who is Larry representing?
Larry is Mr. Deity's long-suffering assistant who tries very hard not to be a yes man all the time. I've always said that Larry is the hear of the showt, Lucy is the brains, and Jesus is the body.
A trinity!
You need to do something about Abraham and Isaac.
There's also the Amalekite genocide in I Samuel 15 that was ordered by God.
Tell that to Jody Foster! Blahahahahhahaahahha
And he's out of Arkham now.
What i don't get is God not nicking (old Nick, groan) Satan when he had the chance and instead we have to wait for all the rigmarole of Revelations to be fulfilled before Satan gets his comeuppance.
They have to try to account for the problem of evil.
Reason By doing a number on Satan, God had the golden opportunity to remove "evil" there and then but apparently he didn't have the will.
haha hahaha oh my goodness
What an original pair of characters - there must be a film in here somewhere.... if only we could get that Trueman Show guy to do the bumbling idiot.....just kidding!!!
We may be working on that. I have a meeting Wednesday.
Best news ever!!!! Good luck L. I've realized I'm spending my eternity with Lucy because of Matthew 5:28 - sorry about that. Not that you aren't hansom, I'm just not wired that way.... well apart from Grammar School, and the '70s....... and that time abroad..... I mean who can resist a horny Mexican midget.......
Kirk Cameron?
Gus Gere Shhhh
We love this channel so much that we hope it gives us herpes... From the sweet, sweet lovemaking.
Dammit, always trying to convert people, eh? Wait for Pat "Ol'Monkey" Robertson to find out about you two!
Hahahaha! Busted!
Oh, great! Now I have to go out and get herpes just to pass on to you guys?
The heart wants what the heart wants.
misterdeity
Wait a minute, you created the universe. Can't you just send it to them remotely?
Job
try upgrading to atheism 2.0 please
You mean, "Atheism lite"? No thanks. I want the full version, free of all religious methodology. What can I say? I love critical thinking!!!
I mean changeMr Deity to Mr. Prophet and slap on a turban(in a sense) you've already destroyed Christianity
+imlesmartest I could get behind a second channel.
Were you really detained?
David Heller No.
@@misterdeity so good things happen to bad people? is that what happened?
God did a job on Job. If you read the end of the story, Job got 10 _different_ children. Everyone is fine with replacing their children with the same *number* of kids, right?
***** Child 2.0? Unfortunately, in that book everything is subject to recalls. ;-)
The point is...I'm not bored enough to watch old people try to patreon...its sad that you wrote your theme song..performed it ,after practice of course...and recorded it all by yourself...ALONE
Well, first of all, ageism is as ugly and bigoted as racism or homophobia. Second, you've clearly never had to work with other musicians. They are awful people. Drummers in particular. So I was happy to be able to do it all myself. But if you've written, directed, produced, acted in, edited, and written and performed the theme song for a series of videos yourself, please direct me to them. I'd love to take a look. Otherwise, shut the fuck up!!! And thanks for watching (or not).
@@misterdeity What has three legs and an asshole on top?
A drum stool.
What do minillenials know?
Brian, are you _sure_ you don't look good in orange? I mean, have you tried getting a tan?
We don't need another white orange guy. One is too many.
Hahahaha! Ramen!!!
L A R R Y
Who's lucy supposed to be? Is she Satan?
yes, Lucifer
Lucy Fer = Lucifer = Satan, yes.
Nice Patreon gimmick there at the end
I am sooooooo in lust with Amy!
What happened to Job wasn't right, good, or correct. Who would think that??? You would have several screws loose if you think that. That is not the point. The point is that Job was willing to accept it.
Does it make us more moral because we can say we wouldn't do what God did to Job??? Without God you wouldn't even exist to ask the question.
This life is just a sneeze in the wind.....70 years if you are very lucky.....maybe 20 or 30 that are actually productive. When you are laying on your deathbed it will be only you and God, or you and a hole that has no bottom. Only a fool would trade the eternal for the temporal
Doesn't matter if you have dozens of friends and family around, or just a nurse. Whether you are leaving a mansion behind, or a cardboard box.......Just you and God is the actual reality.
Question to Job:
Are you ready to curse God yet Job??? Jobs answer......Don't be ridiculous!!
This generation is ready to curse God if they have to wait ten minutes at the drivethrough.
God can do with his creation as he sees fit, including man. Property ownership rights beaaacchh!!
what a good slaver!
***** And you are an animated bag of fertilizer. That's not an insult, that is what you actually believe if you are consistent with your worldview. And you sure are sensitive for a bag of fertilizer.Who knew a bag of fertilizer could house such righteous indignation.
***** Get back in your lawn spreader, and grow me some daisies!! Cause you're a daisy if you do!!
Ahh, good old Pascal's Wager. Better have picked the right god, and hope that he/she/etc. rewards blind faith over honest skepticism! Eternity is a long time to be wrong!
First!
Hahaha!!!
I know, I'm a fricken comedic genius.
getting a bit boring
Larry!!!!!
LARRY!!!
LARRY!!!
LARRY!!!
LARRY!!!