The Longest EU4 Timelapse Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024
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  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio 2 года назад +424

    Ah, yes, the Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

    • @delta4993
      @delta4993 2 года назад +24

      But lithuania is Independent haha

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 2 года назад +12

      haha you forget Franco-Turkish-Italian 🙂

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 2 года назад +5

      Ruthenian-Russian too

    • @dino8ro
      @dino8ro 2 года назад +3

      Turkey became romanians

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 2 года назад

      @@dino8ro no, in Commonwealth, actually Romania doesn't exist at that time 🙂

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 2 года назад +361

    Timurids: *Take Sakhalin*
    Japanese: "Karafuto is gone, let our eight millennia of splendid isolation begin!"

  • @SmashingCapital
    @SmashingCapital 2 года назад +634

    No way italy formed the two sicilies lmao

    • @Adventurer32
      @Adventurer32 2 года назад +52

      Seems to only be an endgame tag for humans

    • @FalkyRocket2222
      @FalkyRocket2222 2 года назад +5

      yeah i still cant believe this

    • @maddogbasil
      @maddogbasil 2 года назад +30

      Italians putting the " 2 is better than 1" theory to the test

    • @maxvillaverde6430
      @maxvillaverde6430 2 года назад

      It doesn’t matter they got raped by the ottomans lol

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao 2 года назад +1

      @@Adventurer32 theres a setting regarding endgame tags that dont affect ironman, its generally only enabled to form 1 endgame tag in comp games to eliminate cheese, but most SP games keep it disabled so they can form whatever they want when they want, only exception is most new world nation tags like the USA are perma endgame, and cannot form anything else even with the option to lock tags disabled

  • @AdamNoizer
    @AdamNoizer 2 года назад +644

    It’s interesting how in every one of these Timelapses the ottomans begin incredibly strong for the first several hundred years and then immediately get eaten up.
    It shows that even though they are in the optimal position to expand from in all directions, they’re also in the optimal position to be surrounded and expanded into (just like IRL).

    • @eldahalas7015
      @eldahalas7015 2 года назад +10

      Ottoman African and Indian Conquest Stalls

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 2 года назад +79

      Or that their military pips take a nosedive after 1650.

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 2 года назад +21

      it’s not the positioning it’s just their military pips fall off hard

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 2 года назад +5

      @@Gustav_Kuriga they no longer become a lucky nation after awhile too.

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 2 года назад +11

      It's probably because when they are no longer a lucky nation they really suffer. Geographically it makes sense why they struggle to expand with either European or Indian colitiations becoming a threat if they tried blobing all at once. I think their mission trees also drop off leaving them with few expansion paths. I'm also willing to bet there's some "hardcode" to really only take out the Mamluks and conquer Arabia. Just like they will always declare war on Byzantium first unless Byzantium does something special.

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 2 года назад +34

    South America clearly was in need of some FREEDOM

    • @GrouRocks
      @GrouRocks Год назад +2

      Frisian Freedom, yes!

  • @grubygrzib6308
    @grubygrzib6308 2 года назад +96

    Timurids would do so well if they just formed Mughals...

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron 2 года назад +28

      But never did take Delhi.

    • @grubygrzib6308
      @grubygrzib6308 2 года назад +19

      @@MicaiahBaron I know, but that wouldn't be too hard for them either

  • @rygbytroll4513
    @rygbytroll4513 2 года назад +11

    Just imagine You are bengal soldier figthing 18th war with Timurids in nearly 1984's way for a little scrap of land

  • @ducttapeanddreams
    @ducttapeanddreams 2 года назад +100

    That's already a weird run even at standard end date. Russia never formed, Morrocco lived, that's pretty much a unicorn from the start

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr 2 года назад +4

      Really? That’s quite common in my games

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 2 года назад +1

      Russia never forms in my games. Granted I don't usually play past 1550 all that often but still, everyone acts like it's a given but I've never seen it.

    • @user-it2kq4ty9q
      @user-it2kq4ty9q 2 года назад

      ming exploded and then saved it

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 10 месяцев назад +1

      Morocco living to the end-date is actually historical too. They weren't wiped off the map until the early 20th century.

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 2 года назад +11

    Illustration: Polish Space Marines vs Timourid Stormtroopers on the 983th battle of Novgorod.

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 2 года назад +196

    How did great britain survive the whole timelapse?! they really do rule the waves

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 года назад

      Because AI dont deal well with landings, they are absolute morons. Same reason Japan and other island nations lived

    • @ducttapeanddreams
      @ducttapeanddreams 2 года назад +58

      The AI tends not to have any Provinces of Interest in Britain and Ireland if they don't start there. France will make a try every once and a while, particularly if the UK angers them, but other than that literally no one wants it. Same with Iceland, and to an extent Japan.

    • @scorpionunit9852
      @scorpionunit9852 2 года назад +23

      @@ducttapeanddreams that, and currently the AI is afraid of transport boats, so island nations are normally safe

    • @DaGaJbmKojJe
      @DaGaJbmKojJe 2 года назад +16

      I had Cyprus win a war against the Ottomans and even take some land because Ottomans literally did nothing and then peaced out after a few years

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr 2 года назад +5

      @@DaGaJbmKojJe Same situation for me but Ryuku and Japan

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 2 года назад +171

    You're back!!!
    I hope everything was going well because you weren't active for a while.
    I really doubt moving would take that long. But nice to see you're not dead!

    • @Masv1pe
      @Masv1pe 2 года назад

      The fuck you on about

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc 2 года назад

      Indeed

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon 2 года назад +7

      @Dupedfish they weren't posting community updates, they didn't say they were leaving, it was just a complete stop with no reason as to why, I was hopeful, but death was a option, not the most prominent thing.
      Also the dead thing was used as a joke.

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon 2 года назад

      @Dupedfish ew redditor

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 2 года назад +77

    When I saw the "you won't guess the 2nd GP" I literally said out loud, "probably someone in America", lol.

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 2 года назад +5

    if you had waited for another 10000 years, you would have gotten the very special....
    *THREE SICILIES*

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
    @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 2 года назад +43

    Poland has made it to space baby GG Poland…

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 2 года назад +25

    This was a pretty interesting game even by 1821. No Russia and a blobby Commonwealth going strong, which prevented any major push by the Ottomans into Europe. Morocco managing to thrive pretty well, Scotland still around, Naples in control of Italy and Venice taking over Austria. Japan is doing well colonizing into the mainland.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 2 года назад

      blobby commonwealth happens often for me since Muscovy is becoming more and more underpowered, the merc nerf gave them a bit of breathing room but still they are fairly weak economically, not getting trade ideas is often a death sentence for the AI...
      Morocco can thrive if it can defeat Portugal early, which they didn't do here but Spain didn't feel like expanding...

  • @phsycresconquest6636
    @phsycresconquest6636 2 года назад +60

    I see that the US might have taken the Munroe doctrine a little too seriously

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol 2 года назад +24

    Good to see you back again!! 😄

  • @Bottle-OBill
    @Bottle-OBill 2 года назад +26

    I love how "Italy" reformed into "Two Sicilies"

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 2 года назад +34

    First time i've ever seen the united states, brazil and peru happen, idk if this is because i have no dlc s but i not once have seen a colony gain independance in my 100 hours

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron 2 года назад +13

      Yeah, DLC features like Support Independence really help.

    • @rey_8834
      @rey_8834 2 года назад +15

      @@MicaiahBaron also the fact that this game lasted super long, and the longer it goes on the more LD subjects get

    • @inferno38
      @inferno38 2 года назад +2

      I dont have any DLC to, but one time f*cking PARAGUAY had almost all of South America !

  • @Pribumi1
    @Pribumi1 2 года назад +82

    Ah yes Tonga, the most advanced city state there is

    • @BlazingFlame69
      @BlazingFlame69 2 года назад +3

      Don't forget the good old Sam oa

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a 2 года назад

      Based

  • @anigamer379
    @anigamer379 2 года назад +18

    So glad to see you back. Looking forward to whatever future content you have planned.

  • @Palasid11
    @Palasid11 2 года назад +17

    Man I missed these videos! Thanks for being back!

  • @rangerknight4525
    @rangerknight4525 2 года назад +5

    Iceland: "If i'm quiet they won't know I exist"

  • @wyattburke1837
    @wyattburke1837 2 года назад +19

    Monroe doctrine is beautiful

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut Год назад +1

    love that the Timurids owned most of eurasia, but couldn't form the Mughals cos they never got Delhi

  • @Chewbert
    @Chewbert 2 года назад +8

    He's BACK! Let's go dude! I'd love to chat with you about some modding stuff.

  • @rqche6689
    @rqche6689 2 года назад +6

    Saw that little sliver of South America while showcasing southern hemisphere and immediately knew who was #2

  • @zebrin
    @zebrin 2 года назад +9

    the year is 8800, I grip my musket tightly as the hated Timurids once more assault my beloved Commonwealth of Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian peoples....

  • @Nimarioos
    @Nimarioos 2 года назад +3

    Glad you are back! I hope there will be planty of new content!

  • @paweszelag7969
    @paweszelag7969 2 года назад +4

    finally, PLC doesnt get eaten in mid 17 hundreds

  • @FlatlandsSurvivor
    @FlatlandsSurvivor 2 года назад +3

    I know it was only for a moment when USA was young, but I don't think I have ever seen Illinois as a nation in this game.

  • @FoakHome
    @FoakHome 2 года назад +9

    Why did Italy form the Two Sicillies?! xD

  • @NeutroniummAlchemist
    @NeutroniummAlchemist 2 года назад +2

    RUclips knew you'd be coming back, since I've suddenly been getting recommendations for this channel over the past few weeks. The algorithm can now predict the future.

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus Год назад +2

    Imagine a Warhammer-esque universe based off this timeline.

  • @morganholon2648
    @morganholon2648 2 года назад +2

    Love that an Emperor is called August XXXVIII and another one Tetabuxite III

  • @hawx00145
    @hawx00145 2 года назад +1

    MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0...
    Now no one can complain about our name...

  • @Purzify
    @Purzify Год назад +4

    United States of America literally became the United States of America 13:00

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Год назад

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @VYKNIGHT
    @VYKNIGHT 2 года назад +6

    return of the king

  • @JustMe-yr5lw
    @JustMe-yr5lw 2 года назад

    Missed the videos. Happy to see this at the top of my feed

  • @Hayles-oq3qm
    @Hayles-oq3qm 2 года назад +3

    ah yes the nation of Bone 7:50

  • @dohnkey1222
    @dohnkey1222 2 года назад +1

    Everyone loves a good Timmy game

  • @maddogbasil
    @maddogbasil 2 года назад +3

    The old world apart from Europe is basically just a sunni Ocean
    And the new world is legit a protestant Ocean with all that deep blue

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 2 года назад +1

    1:35 is pretty much as far in the future like we are from the perspective of the vikings.
    Time can be mind blowing.

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol 2 года назад +14

    Nice seeing Two-Sicilies pop up, and you got a lovely big USA! I faced similar issue with mine, A.I didn't really increase the size of its armies from about 1800 on, suppose we cant complain too much, its only designed to get to 1821!
    Had to go away and compare this to my own 10,000 year time-lapse (for anyone interested: ruclips.net/video/5Yro-DdSTiE/видео.html), interesting that in both of ours Tonga had the most development with Samoa 2nd! Army casualties are similar, to be expected give the same timespan, except my Ottoman who had went crazy and killed 1.18 Billion by attrition alone 😆

  • @euversalis
    @euversalis 2 года назад +6

    922M army lose 👀

  • @videocontraption6304
    @videocontraption6304 2 года назад +3

    BRO I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL TODAY BEFORE YOU POSTED THIS AND I WAS SAD YOU STTOPED POSTING AND THE YOU POST THIS!!!!!

  • @viniquecursahistoira
    @viniquecursahistoira 2 года назад +4

    I love how the balkans and anatolia just became romanian culture lol

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 2 года назад +1

    Glad to see u back in my feed, hoping for more 🥰

  • @KingPongC327
    @KingPongC327 2 года назад +1

    “Oh, this is interesting, I should try thi- *potato computer explodes*

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 2 года назад +3

    I guessed Ming would be #2 at the start lmao, also I think if the mughals formed they would've won, so close

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr 2 года назад +1

      Maybe, but Timmy was far weaker than he seemed. He held a lot of Tibet, Siberia, arabia, and Scandinavia. All mostly useless. He had Iraq, Iran, maybe Manchuria, maybe the caucus, that’s about all he had going for him.
      Commonwealth had the entire balkans, the best parts of the ottomans, the best parts of Russia, the best parts of Scandinavia, all of Eastern Europe, and United Germany.

  • @Baculitess8008
    @Baculitess8008 2 года назад +14

    Ah yes, I remember the time Friesland colonized all of south America.

  • @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611
    @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611 2 года назад

    Just binged your videos two weeks ago. Welcome back

  • @hoi-polloi1863
    @hoi-polloi1863 2 года назад +2

    Alright, say what you will about the Timurids, but they certainly fought for what they have. 922 *million* casualties? Yikes. Also funny to see that the huge United States still keeps forgetting to do something about Cuba... ;D

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 2 года назад +1

    the stars at night are big and bright _clap clap clap clap_ deep in the heart of British Mexico

  • @calebbowie8520
    @calebbowie8520 2 года назад +1

    the creek resistance was awesomw af

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 2 года назад +17

    man, hope you one day do this with timeline expanded starting at like 2000 B.C.

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 2 года назад

      There is no game for that

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 2 года назад

      @@notofficialpickles507 it’s a mod for eu4

    • @qltcn
      @qltcn 2 года назад +8

      @@ysff0710 what mod? Extended timeline starts at 2 ad. I wish there were bc version.
      And other mods like Imperium Universalis change the map so there's no way to continue to normal game

    • @speedyx3493
      @speedyx3493 2 года назад +1

      There is no way to do BCE times in EU4, it's just not possible due to how the game engine works

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 2 года назад

      @@speedyx3493 I don't remember how timeline expanded handles dates, but you can start playing in the bronze age

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 2 года назад +1

    Love seeing what random culture dominates the new world: Frisian was unexpected until we saw the HRE History, then it made sense.

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 2 года назад +1

    no one is gonna talk about romanian ottomans?

  • @d_1_t887
    @d_1_t887 2 года назад

    LETS GO ANOTHER POST AFTER HOW LONG

  • @Wiksteve
    @Wiksteve 2 года назад +3

    Finally Poland can into space!

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 2 года назад +1

    Man, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is seriously overpowered against Turkic cultures. No matter how OP they are, Europe was still defended.
    Props, guys. Kudos even.

  • @PiastTorun
    @PiastTorun 2 года назад +1

    Plc released lithuania cursed.

  • @mr.jordan2905
    @mr.jordan2905 2 года назад

    ime Traveller breaks a branch.
    Time Traveller: Meh... It's Probably noth...
    HOLY ROMAN SOVIET REPUBLIC.

  • @martinus_mars
    @martinus_mars 2 года назад

    I was waiting to see this! Saw that you had gone inactive, considered doing it myself...hahahah!

  • @CatBoxLive
    @CatBoxLive 6 месяцев назад

    This is the timeline I want to live in. Manifest destiny finally complete… im the Americas.. time to bring it to the rest!

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 2 года назад

    It's good to have you back 😊

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 2 года назад

    Seven Months, wow this must’ve taken a *long* time for RUclips to process

  • @COLLAPSARQ
    @COLLAPSARQ Год назад

    No one expected reborn of Novgorod in tenth millenium

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Год назад

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @teeffw2776
    @teeffw2776 2 года назад +1

    The king returns 👑

  • @rachelthesheep
    @rachelthesheep 2 года назад

    Holy shit, been wondering where you were

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 2 года назад

    i've always like timurids more than the mughals but i cant contain myself from clicking the button!

  • @mtiger1086
    @mtiger1086 2 года назад

    i like when you show litle odities like the mameluks

  • @ramp597
    @ramp597 2 года назад

    I didn't expect Delhi to last so long

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 2 года назад

    That's one tall iceland if I've ever seen one

  • @gugfitufi4862
    @gugfitufi4862 2 года назад +1

    Yooo, he's back

  • @dardade3277
    @dardade3277 2 года назад

    7:32 Ah yes, the Southern United States of America, the continent to the South Mexico and the Regular United States of America

  • @XerarchStruck
    @XerarchStruck 2 года назад

    Ah yes, the American revolution of 2981.

  • @F3uertrunk3n
    @F3uertrunk3n 2 года назад +1

    This game wasn't designed to go on this long. Cultures and religions 10000 years from now would be entirely unrecognizable. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Cult of the Holy Light, dedicated to worshiping photons.

  • @euqsad1002
    @euqsad1002 2 года назад +3

    its always nice to see huge commonwealth after what happened irl

  • @АртёмЗайчик-д3в
    @АртёмЗайчик-д3в Год назад

    If it stopped 337 years earlier.

  • @maxvillaverde6430
    @maxvillaverde6430 Год назад

    95k troops on one small island classic mamluks move

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Год назад

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @ClUlM
    @ClUlM 2 года назад

    The legend...is back!

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 Год назад

    I wouldn’t mind being Due Siciliano

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 2 года назад

    Timsplosion but it takes 5000 years

  • @StrudelerOfTheTSociety
    @StrudelerOfTheTSociety 2 года назад

    In the grim dark future of the 3,000s, there is a megacorporation that endures: Microsoft. It wishes to continue its forefather's legacy by colonizing the Nusantara islands.

  • @Blxck_cactus
    @Blxck_cactus 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes the Great continent of South USA

  • @Bifocalproductions
    @Bifocalproductions 2 года назад

    Mega campaign going into stellaris💀

  • @ratronald
    @ratronald 2 года назад +1

    Can we see a game where all nations are hordes?

  • @oort2108
    @oort2108 2 года назад +1

    Does someone know which is Japan's religion in 6:51?

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 года назад

      From the Red Color still Shinto

    • @logannoble6707
      @logannoble6707 2 года назад

      shinto its base religion

    • @oort2108
      @oort2108 2 года назад

      @@logannoble6707 thanks

  • @Macion-sm2ui
    @Macion-sm2ui 2 года назад

    If Timurids were Soviet Union this video would be a polish wet dream

    • @Macion-sm2ui
      @Macion-sm2ui 2 года назад +4

      If already this video isn't polish wet dream

  • @timothygallagher978
    @timothygallagher978 2 года назад

    Welcome back!!!!

  • @DuckOfRubber
    @DuckOfRubber 2 года назад

    How I wish it could have been “British Louisiana” lol

  • @nanjabuiz1717
    @nanjabuiz1717 2 года назад

    Australian Oceania
    *Oh no, cursed*

  • @VectorJW9260
    @VectorJW9260 Год назад

    I do wish nations didn't just *move* (like the Ottomans here, losing all of Anatolia and the Balkan territory)

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Год назад

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @Manuel1995BEL
    @Manuel1995BEL 2 года назад

    Love to see South USA snd Africa

  • @toukoz5934
    @toukoz5934 2 года назад

    Welcome back :)

  • @ldavidtw2000
    @ldavidtw2000 2 года назад

    You basically lelouch’d it

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 2 года назад +1

    Murrica go brr lol

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry Год назад

    Pov: you let him cook

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 2 года назад

    WOOO HES BACK