The traffic cone (traficius conocus) is the national flower of the United States. They pop up all over the place on highways and interstates. A truly I-cone-ic symbol of America.
Wait my man risked his life to steal a ancient artifact from the elder gods, most likely they are now mad with him. Just to help me fall asleep. Can I say friendship goals. But it wouldn’t be hard for him he is john wick.
I, a member of the 40 Minutes After The Upload Because I Was Doing Something Else squad, appreciates this cone. Highly conic, just the way I like it. I should say that this is going to be an i-conic video. That is all.
I'm curious about the previously-mentioned Artifact Room, could there possibly be a cleaning of sorts in the future? Or perhaps an inventory check? We may never know~
Shanahan Gaming You have to go to your camp and go to your bed and there will be an option to shave your beard,you can pomade your hair there.I always do it when I am at camp....wait this isn’t RDR2
Now we just need the cube of apathetic government workers and the sphere of passive aggressive neighbors and we have the three most terrifying forces ever to exist.
Finally, a tapping video that is slow and gentle instead of loud and aggressive. That alone is exactly what I’ve wanted, and the lore you crafted around it is excellent. I will ignore the objective view that I am listening to a plastic cone. Thank you Rift.
I love how creative you are!! instead of making basic tapping videos, you create the most amazing, creative role plays! but not the kind of role plays that sacrifice great sounds for the sake of the story. you’re awesome 👌🏻
Hey ER, I wanted to thank you for doing these videos all this time. You were actually the first one to get me into ASMR. The first video I've ever watched of ASMR was your first candy man video and I was still in high school at that time. That opened up the world of ASMR to me and I wanted to thank you for that. I'll see you on the other side of the rift :^)
When you said the thing about warning the other gods that the floor was wet I was only half listening and it caught me off guard. Made me laugh pretty hard.
I’m a member of staff at the cliquer ward and I finallly found who took it. But there’s nothing I can do because, wel you have the gods by your side and your helping tingle people get.....well.... tingles.
This tapping in combination with the whispering (shadowspeak) was perfect. I was stressed out, in panic when the video began and now I can finally beathe calmly. 👌🏻
The Cone of The Elder Gods is a symbol of safety. If you see the Cone of The Elder Gods on any road/construction site, you have the blessing of the Cone and safety and goodwill will bestowed upon you and your loved ones. May the cone bless you.
He snuck out of his room and past a guard. Where did he get the marker and why was the cone left out by the cleaning staff? No cameras except the one we're looking through? Arkham gets weirder at night.
I always feel rushed in asmr like the anxiety of the fact you might be getting tired and are about to stop doing the trigger bothers me its a damn great trigger tho. I never have seen a video by anyone before dedicating a video to helping you realize they arent going anywhere and to sit back and enjoy the video and to not feel rushed during the video it would be interesting to see a video from you like this just an idea to throw in the pot with others if another doesnt work
If the Dept. of Transportation finds out you stole one of their cones, they are SO not going to salt your road this winter! Or, if forced to salt, they will give you the angriest face you ever saw!
I love how basically the entire patient population of Arkham Sanitarium is essentially a massive sleep cult, everyone is trying to ensure everyone sleeps plenty, even willing to do shit like this to ensure everyone sleeps
See this basically happened to the kids in the marching band at my school. Some kid in drum line stole a traffic cone and there’s a literal fucking war over it
The traffic cone (traficius conocus) is the national flower of the United States. They pop up all over the place on highways and interstates. A truly I-cone-ic symbol of America.
This is why you died.
@Good Locust you mean Christopher conelumbus
@@bluepheonix2455 I swear to God if you don't get out right now 😂😂😂
Christopher Columbus thank you Christopher Columbus for this insightful insight
@@bluepheonix2455 youre next
Wait my man risked his life to steal a ancient artifact from the elder gods, most likely they are now mad with him. Just to help me fall asleep. Can I say friendship goals. But it wouldn’t be hard for him he is john wick.
I think he's waiting for his hair to be just right.
Man do you listen to the story? He didn't stole it from the gods...
Metateoria the artifact was from the elder gods by means created by them
Metateoria also thanks for helping me see I what I did wrong when creating my comment 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@@lordsaladin361 love the mask my dude
That is one seriously majestic looking cone
The hair is just as majestic
Btw i love ur vids...
I, a member of the 40 Minutes After The Upload Because I Was Doing Something Else squad, appreciates this cone. Highly conic, just the way I like it.
I should say that this is going to be an i-conic video.
That is all.
No. Just no
Just me?
@@NoEntertainment Just no, maybe yes to
Humor 100
Humor 0.
Edit: Wow, I was literally just thinking "humor 0" I didn't mean to actually type it out. Carefulness 100
I'm curious about the previously-mentioned Artifact Room, could there possibly be a cleaning of sorts in the future? Or perhaps an inventory check? We may never know~
1940s: In the future there will be flying cars a men on the moon
2018: *A man tapping on a traffic cone to relax people*
Unfunny af
Hey man I tried my best
And plus I messed up on it
@@sfelber5510 you can edit it
Would be funnier if it we're just "2018: a man tapping on a traffic cone to relax people." Because that in itself is quite absurd.
I am so jealous of Pauls Hair... How does he make it so beautiful and flowy...
i wanna now too :(
I am jealous
Shanahan Gaming You have to go to your camp and go to your bed and there will be an option to shave your beard,you can pomade your hair there.I always do it when I am at camp....wait this isn’t RDR2
@@sovietwombat8194 Solid reference dude... Solid
Shanahan Gaming
I remember he was bald in a few videos back then
Has anyone seen a picture of the equestrian statue of the Duke of Wellington in Glasgow? I suggest you google it if you are interested...😂
Well somebody installed VLC player on it.
Keep it coney!
ASMRShortbread lol I just looked it up
haha wtf
Or the Thomas Waghorn statue in Chatham
Now we just need the cube of apathetic government workers and the sphere of passive aggressive neighbors and we have the three most terrifying forces ever to exist.
If we get all these objects, may we see your final form?
The ichosaedrum of not eating beans
@@Calpsotoma sure, but it's just my profile picture with the hair inverted.
The 8th trumpet of the apocalypse.
This made me laugh unreasonably long.
Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods
How do you keep a serious face while recording these
Finally, a tapping video that is slow and gentle instead of loud and aggressive. That alone is exactly what I’ve wanted, and the lore you crafted around it is excellent. I will ignore the objective view that I am listening to a plastic cone. Thank you Rift.
I love how creative you are!! instead of making basic tapping videos, you create the most amazing, creative role plays! but not the kind of role plays that sacrifice great sounds for the sake of the story. you’re awesome 👌🏻
Hey ER, I wanted to thank you for doing these videos all this time. You were actually the first one to get me into ASMR. The first video I've ever watched of ASMR was your first candy man video and I was still in high school at that time. That opened up the world of ASMR to me and I wanted to thank you for that. I'll see you on the other side of the rift :^)
“Wish me luck” * turns Cone upside down *
HIT THE DECK!
This man can't be stoped
@@1400-s1r STOP!
Hi
Why Do You Want Him To Stop?
I'm simple man
sees traffic cone
Clicks
Last time I was this early Karen and I were still together and I still had custody over the kids
Oof
Their my family now Zoomy
Dammit man, just when I thought I got over it
@@maus6967 Big *OOF*
I was just looking for the bathroom... How did I end up in this comment feed?
1:05 *Don't say that, don't say that...oh my God*
? I don’t get it
@@pinedragon5398 its just a shitty meme
oh god oh fuck
*The N-word*
*The N Word Has Joined The Chat*
Still waiting for “Relax with Arthur Morgan” ASMR
"Asmr treating your lumbago"
relax boah
I glanced at your comment and immediately read "Morgan Freeman"... 😂Haha, my bad, but man, that would be a good ASMR video!
@@callumthomas8585 IT's a SlOw AnD PAinfULl deATH!
*_Violent Coughing ASMR_*
Guess you could say that joke,
* puts on shades *
Stood Unshaken
They say if you put the cone up to your ear you hear the divine ASMR of the Elder Gods
Excuse me while I consult the elder gods... *taps on traffic cone*
Timestamps:
_________________________________________________
0:00 -resident approaches
1:05 -presents "Ancient Cone of the Elder Gods"
7:03 - Activating the Cone
8:40 - Ancient Chanting Begins
9:35 - Backstory Rumors about the Cone
12:25 - Inverting the Cone
13:48 - Tapping and Chanting Resumes
17:43 - E.R forgets cone safety
20:46 - Resident Leaves Room
21:00 - Explosion Occurs Immediately After Door Shuts
(p.s is this a Mortal Kombat reference?)
When you said the thing about warning the other gods that the floor was wet I was only half listening and it caught me off guard. Made me laugh pretty hard.
Hey Rift, could you send my wish for a happy new year to "Steve", the potato of the nefarious organizations? I bet he really needs it...
"I'm going to turn this cone upside down."
"What's that - Is it safe?"
*Oh hell no.*
why is John wick telling me about cones
Can I just say that while the cone itself has its own majesty, it cannot hold a candle to how majestic ER’s new flowing mane hairstyle is.👌
So much creativity honestly I never get tired of this oh wait I do get it cause you fall asleep and stuff no?....ok.
"Is it safe? Well hell no." Hearing that in an ASMR voice made me giggle.
You get the 2019 award for most creative title for an ASMR video
You should make a 2019 New Years Resolution Video where you talk how to become better and live advices and stuff
greetings ✌🏻
darwido lol rude!
David O'Connell that’s what I meant ^^^
So basically every insta page ever but in mp.4?
Polaczek?
My new years resolution is to not make resolutions.
I’m a simple woman. I see an E.R. notification and I click it. No regrets, ever. Thanks for your videos 💙 we love you
The new Game of Thrones season looks amazing
sup hoes Game of Cones
Day 1: Of me asking Rift to do a curse word video only
Tihanyi Dani mAsSiVe IsNt A sWeAr WoRd
mission failed we’ll get em next time
*JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN THIS MAN IS ON DAY 100, WE WERE HERE TO SEE HIS FIRST REQUEST.*
The origin of something great
We'll be here with you on your journey
Where it all started
I was wanting deeper lore on this cone
Rift: Some say...
Me: * Top Gear flashback *
Also me: All we know that he's name is The Stig!
it wouldve been awesome if when you started the shadow speak layered sounds started to play in the background or some other kind of effect
You make so many clasic videos you really deserve alot more veiws
I've lost the ability to tingle but this man also makes me sleepy
I can always tell when a video is 60 fps and honestly i love how smooth it iz
I cannot be the only one that thinks his hair is just perfection
* chanting get louder and closer *
I've become so used to wild ER videos that I saw this and didn't bat an eye. Just like oh yea I saw this on the road the other day what a coincidence
I’m a member of staff at the cliquer ward and I finallly found who took it. But there’s nothing I can do because, wel you have the gods by your side and your helping tingle people get.....well.... tingles.
Cone of the Elder Gods
Ancient Tissue Package
*Name a more iconic duo, i'll wait*
Dude, your voice is perfect for asmr
When he started tapping I immediately got tingles
This was awesome! Love to see another like this
C O N E ME D A D D Y RIFT
*MY DADDY*
Yeet Yeeterson HAHA
Damn ok calm down 😂
Lol.
*CONE ME HARDER DADDY RIFT OH YEAH*
That "Shh," at the beginning of the video... Jesus, the tingles.
12:52 nice Marathon Man reference, love that film
2:49 yeah I need my sleep and all haha- wait what was that 3rd item again?
It's 4:36 am and Ephemeral just knows I'm tired.
ER - the greatest cone artist of our time.
When ya boi uncle E first pulled out that cone I couldn't tell if he was trying not to lol or was just damn proud of his cone.
I love how such common place objects unexpectedly make the best triggers. Great video as always! 👌🏻
Is it illegal to record cone tapping in the middle of traffic?
The Master Hand's Leather Gloves. Nice to see a Smash Bros reference every so often
Be really awesome if we had a artifacts room asmr vid with an archievist at the sanitarium walking a new employee through the various artifacts
This tapping in combination with the whispering (shadowspeak) was perfect. I was stressed out, in panic when the video began and now I can finally beathe calmly. 👌🏻
Ah, yes. The oldest cosmic horror: the traffic cone.
Perfect tapping. A lot of people either tap way too fast/ aggressively or way too slow
legend says its so powerful it can stop cars just by standing still
The Cone of The Elder Gods is a symbol of safety. If you see the Cone of The Elder Gods on any road/construction site, you have the blessing of the Cone and safety and goodwill will bestowed upon you and your loved ones.
May the cone bless you.
He snuck out of his room and past a guard. Where did he get the marker and why was the cone left out by the cleaning staff? No cameras except the one we're looking through? Arkham gets weirder at night.
I am just a humble peasant in the presence of this diety 🙏
Great character! "The Artifact Collector"
I always feel rushed in asmr like the anxiety of the fact you might be getting tired and are about to stop doing the trigger bothers me its a damn great trigger tho. I never have seen a video by anyone before dedicating a video to helping you realize they arent going anywhere and to sit back and enjoy the video and to not feel rushed during the video it would be interesting to see a video from you like this just an idea to throw in the pot with others if another doesnt work
Can we have some more time with Margaret in the new year, I miss her :)
Great video ^^
Lol the funny thing is that cone would actually protect you from an elder god (like c'thulu)in lovecraft mythos
If the Dept. of Transportation finds out you stole one of their cones, they are SO not going to salt your road this winter!
Or, if forced to salt, they will give you the angriest face you ever saw!
19:28 I'd love to see a video of having lunch with one of the paranoid resident patients of the sanitarium
I love how basically the entire patient population of Arkham Sanitarium is essentially a massive sleep cult, everyone is trying to ensure everyone sleeps plenty, even willing to do shit like this to ensure everyone sleeps
An ASMR video about a cone
Im done
This guy live in 4018 and im ok with that
Never change, Rift. Never change.
I was looking for Grand Tour videos and I find this video about a guy whispering and tapping on a traffic cone in the search results
??? 😂😂😂
it's so shiiinyyyyyy...! O.O!!! and such a reasuring sound. solid, yet soft. like a parent.
Do not search: Giant conehead
Or: Starchild 👽
This is the DISCLOSURE ASMR that could save or end this world 🌎🛸
Wot
Is it the end or the beginning
😂 😂 😂 😂 Give this man an Oscar for best title of a video🤣🤣🤣🤣
No shave 2018 is looking good man
The Elder Gods? Are they keeping Shinnok in there?
I don’t know why it made me chuckle to much but..... *INVERTED CONE*
O Traffic Cone, O Traffic Cone, how lovely is your orange!
2:47 solid pittsburgheez right there
Most weird and wonderful ASMR I’ve ever heard.
I have a great idea!!!! Nasa should send Ephemiral Rift videos into space to make contact with E.T
This man is a genius.
0:00 "hey there old chum"
“By the elder gods, nooo!!”
See this basically happened to the kids in the marching band at my school.
Some kid in drum line stole a traffic cone and there’s a literal fucking war over it
The GOAT of ASMR 🐐
Just curious, how well does your merch sell? How many of u sold?
Would be great if you do an atmospheric, dark, maybe scary at some point, love craft video.
You look really good with a beard and longer hair, you have cool hair, most ppl are bald around 30 or max 40.
I have to wake up for a flight in like 4 hours, I hope the elder gods can help me get enough rest
I was thinking that you would make a great Yoshikage Kira ASMR Roleplay
WE NEED ELDER TIN FOIL CONE GOD!
ASMR game is Elder Gods status.
Ty for all the good Videos trough out the years ER . your creativ as fck and funny to keep it up . And i think you need more Subs you deserve it ^^