i know this is a jokelang but the way numbers are the same as the words for liquid measurements is honestly really cool. it kinda reminds me of toki pona and how the word for hand can be used to mean 5
How would you say, "I'm choking on a sentence!" Telling someone that you'll make them "eat those words" is no longer a threat since they're already doing it! Also, "you said a mouthful" is now redundant.
Heres an idea! You can mark the end of the gumsmaq sentence with a velar or uvular implosive stop. You can follow it with the open velar bilateral chew click to mark it as a question or a linguodental squelch and alveolar open click to mark it as a negated sentence.
Heres another idea! You say numerals not on the chart you made by saying a numeral and a smaller numeral and then in between those numerals you add by saying with the alveolar click or multiply by following it with the velar bilateral. You can also subtract them by saying the bilabial click or divide by following it with the velar unilateral.
This is hideous, I need more. Also, if/when this majestic beast evolves, maybe look into some beatboxing techniques? There are a fair number of easily-distinguished non-pulmonic sounds that would slot into Gumsmaq quite nicely to expand the phonology.
@@nduduzoblose4355 Edit: I misread the comment as one that lacked a vocative comma or something. As if ASMR itself making a language made any sense at all. Original comment was: is that autocorrect for the name or do you actually think my name is Mitchell Baker? btw thanks for the fictional character name idea
@@masicbemester Brah, I don't whether to laugh or what😂😂😂 "Mitchell Baker ASMR" is the name of the channel of the RUclipsr who started making an ASMR conlang
This dude is the Elon Musk of conlanging😂😂😂 People: Don't speak well chewing, no one can understand what you're saying Agma schwa: 😈 *smirks in gumsmaq*
Also doubles as a Minecraft slime language
Slippy slurp yes
Hold up you’re actually right…
I'd like to think you spelled it with a Q because Q is awesome (I may or may not be biased)
Research has shown that Q is objectively awesome
Q is awesom
Q iz lidŗļí mai feiƀrit ledŗ!
Q > C > K
It is in fact factually awesome
i know this is a jokelang but the way numbers are the same as the words for liquid measurements is honestly really cool. it kinda reminds me of toki pona and how the word for hand can be used to mean 5
How would you say, "I'm choking on a sentence!"
Telling someone that you'll make them "eat those words" is no longer a threat since they're already doing it!
Also, "you said a mouthful" is now redundant.
my children will be the lucky first native speakers of gumsmaq 😈
Me: "what's misophonia?"
Video: *begins*
Me: *a h.*
I couldn't watch this but I'm giving it a like just for having a Misophonia warning
I’m speaking it! (eats pizza, so many dozen eggs, a few entire eggs, a chicken drumstick, a popsicle, broccoli, and oranges)
Me: _Chews/Squelches in Gumsmaq_
All around me: _"And I took that personally."_
Smaqin my gums waiting for this
That was a ... joy? horror? thing? Thing. That was a thing to behold.
Jorror or hoy
Guilt pleasure
your conlags are always so creative?? you can tell theres a considerable amount of effort behind them, even if its a jokelang
Heres an idea!
You can mark the end of the gumsmaq sentence with a velar or uvular implosive stop.
You can follow it with the open velar bilateral chew click to mark it as a question or a linguodental squelch and alveolar open click to mark it as a negated sentence.
Heres another idea!
You say numerals not on the chart you made by saying a numeral and a smaller numeral and then in between those numerals you add by saying with the alveolar click or multiply by following it with the velar bilateral. You can also subtract them by saying the bilabial click or divide by following it with the velar unilateral.
Achievement unlocked:Get noticed by a popular conlang channel.
You have truly made the impossiblest language.
I have nothing to say about it.
24:58 the official lyrics say that it translates to "you share a big piece with everyone".
This is hideous, I need more.
Also, if/when this majestic beast evolves, maybe look into some beatboxing techniques? There are a fair number of easily-distinguished non-pulmonic sounds that would slot into Gumsmaq quite nicely to expand the phonology.
Oh my god in the chowder section you were literally spitting oh my god I can't watch this anymore AAAAA
lmao
oh man this gonna be good
Im so excited
The beautifully-tasting language of God has been spoken by that distant mouth
We have officially seen what that mouth does… and it needs to stop.
A language for Gourmands I salute to you Toa Nguh
ASMRlang is real now
Mitchell Baker ASMR is literally trying to make one as we speak
@@nduduzoblose4355
Edit: I misread the comment as one that lacked a vocative comma or something. As if ASMR itself making a language made any sense at all.
Original comment was:
is that autocorrect for the name or do you actually think my name is Mitchell Baker?
btw thanks for the fictional character name idea
@@masicbemester Brah, I don't whether to laugh or what😂😂😂
"Mitchell Baker ASMR" is the name of the channel of the RUclipsr who started making an ASMR conlang
@@nduduzoblose4355 ah, I misread the comment. I see now.
@@masicbemester Yeah
It's cool though
The font is the second most beautiful thing I see here.
Nguh chewing ASMR 2021
this belongs on the dark web
Dang u got 2k already it was like 3 months ago u got 1k congrats and keep going
this is the new kay(f)bop(t)
20:00 "Milk Yay"
There is no sound my mom hates more than chewing noises. If she went to hell this language would greet her there.
It’s an abomination, I commend you
I really love it. I wonder if I can learn it too!
jan Misophonia won't like this
I want to see a real conlang
perfection
This dude is the Elon Musk of conlanging😂😂😂
People: Don't speak well chewing, no one can understand what you're saying
Agma schwa: 😈 *smirks in gumsmaq*
Except Agma Schwa actually does what he says he'll do
A language spoken by gluttons, wondersome
Smaqqed my boy's gums to this for hours
Is this heaven
Agreed
My body wants to reject this, but.
I MUST CONTINUE
This conlang makes me scream In my head.
ŋeurgh!
the black speech is quenya compared to gumsmaq
Wow! this is the Worst Thing!
also, this is the only ŋə jokelang that doesn't take forever to say anything
this is disgusting and bad, i love it
Literally me
Coffee? Heresy?
Not hard to believe.
CUMSAQ
Lol
Noice
cool, peculiar even.
I swear the phonology demonstrations sound like those sound effect BTS videos
You could make the audio files for each of the sounds.
now my recommended is full of asmr videos what have you done
I wonder if a child would pick up on the fact its parents are actually talking when trying to teach the child the language.
Gumsmaq
Sounds:
Clicks c q x
Nasalized clicks
mc mq mx
Aspirated clicks
ch qh xh mch mqh mxh
Sample text:
"mchqmxchxhmqhmxhxhcmxhqhmqch"
raw beef is recommended.
19:34 WTF this nember system 😂
so proud to be the 69th person who liked this vid
nice
nice
So much drool. That mouth smells rediculous.
This is amazing but hearing the language makes me feel sick
No that's cursed
Btw, the discord link in the description doesn’t work :/
Hmm, that link was supposed to never expire, I'll get another one on there soon. Maybe try the one in the channel trailer for now.
@@AgmaSchwa Thanks.
5:33 NAUX CA NAUX, TINJUTAU CA TINJUNAU. XWE CA XWE, ANENAU CA ANENAU.
*dear lord*
lmao XD
i hate this