What Language Does Santa Speak??? Santaa, the Voice in the Chimney

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @peregrineperry
    @peregrineperry Год назад +176

    gonna raise my child as a native ò̋̄hh ɋɋ ħɒ̋̋̋ ⱶ̄̋h ꜧɋɋ speaker

    • @whizzerbrown1349
      @whizzerbrown1349 Год назад +42

      Imagine the accent they’d have in English lmao

  • @devofficialchannel
    @devofficialchannel Год назад +91

    Anyone who wants a job as a Mall Santa must be fluent in this language.

  • @efjay3183
    @efjay3183 Год назад +222

    Bruh, you just made Danish. I understood every word

  • @MalachiCo0
    @MalachiCo0 2 года назад +165

    This needs to be in the next Christmas themed horror film

    • @dorkish
      @dorkish Год назад +19

      Children: "OMG SANTA IS COMING!!:
      Santa: H̶o̶o̴o̸,̵ ̵H̸o̴a̷a̷!̶!̶,̴ ̸H̷o̴h̴h̶h̶h̵h̷

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад +4

      Hwawhw, hwawhw, hwawhw!

  • @brightblackhole2442
    @brightblackhole2442 Год назад +117

    i actually reflexively gasped when i saw the entire screen fill with that orthography

  • @haydend.maniac227
    @haydend.maniac227 2 года назад +230

    I’m scared to know what the Easter Bunny speaks in

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 2 года назад +46

      The Easter Bunny (aka Khors, "the hairy one") communicates by using pysankas, which are groups of decorated eggs representing words. Obviously this script is logographic (a mute creature would have no use for phonemes) and synthetic (it would be difficult for such a language to have a fixed word order). It is currently lost, although it was known to the ancient Tripolye culture who communicated with Khors for some unknown purpose, and some of its symbols can still be seen in the traditional Ukrainian practice of Easter egg decoration, as well as the related Vinca script. It was also falsely believed by German pagans to be a magic language, thus inspiring the practice of rune-casting. It is unknown whether Khors creates pysankas manually, or organically (for example, if you surprised him would he spontaneously lay a pysanka that means"whoa" or "hey"?).

    • @haydend.maniac227
      @haydend.maniac227 2 года назад +13

      pentelegomenon hey is right
      Ngl I’ve been thinking of doing a “Easter lang” for the Easter bunny (I’ve been thinking a lot of non-human conlangs recently I could get into more detail but I don’t feel like it rn)

    • @haydend.maniac227
      @haydend.maniac227 2 года назад +8

      pentelegomenon thanks for the complicated reply I guess

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 2 года назад +11

      @@haydend.maniac227 your comment made me really curious about what an Easter Bunny language would be so I did a bunch of Wikipedia searches, and apparently traditional Ukrainian Easter eggs do actually have pagan symbols on them dating back thousands of years, also Vinca symbols actually were found in that area, the rest I mostly wrote off the top of my head while trying to make the Easter Bunny sound like an SCP.

    • @haydend.maniac227
      @haydend.maniac227 2 года назад +7

      pentelegomenon ok then
      If the mighty Toa Nguh does do a video about the Easter Bunny’s language he could do that or pull a C’ąąr (I don’t have the respective vowel diacritics on the vowels there) and do a human pronounceable form of it or do something else (even tho rabbits are mostly mute)

  • @singletaxjax307
    @singletaxjax307 Год назад +88

    Little known fact: being fluent in Santaa results in the knock on effect of becoming a throat goat

    • @cherrycolareal
      @cherrycolareal 4 месяца назад +5

      WHY THE HELL DID YOU NEED TO SAY THAT

    • @sajiwaji
      @sajiwaji Месяц назад +2

      📝📝📝

  • @the_unforseen8224
    @the_unforseen8224 2 года назад +117

    brilliant, now we must have a video on proto-Santaa

    • @dorkish
      @dorkish Год назад +23

      Designed by the ancient race of polar elves. It was made for the ethereal jolly fat man to help communicate in the harsh environment around them whilst making it terrifying to anyone who heard it. Keeping their location still secret to this day.

  • @lekoicy
    @lekoicy 2 года назад +59

    dang it, there goes my idea for a dentist's office conlang

  • @LxE9799
    @LxE9799 2 года назад +101

    Listening to the "song" on 2x speed is the best thing ever

    • @AgmaSchwa
      @AgmaSchwa  2 года назад +26

      dear lord, I haven’t tried that yet, hahaha

    • @LxE9799
      @LxE9799 2 года назад +4

      @@AgmaSchwa post-Santaa

    • @sunburnedshirts3724
      @sunburnedshirts3724 Год назад +9

      im so damng stoned why did i try this

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад

      Reminds me of some childhood cartoons

    • @atlassolid5946
      @atlassolid5946 5 месяцев назад +1

      that's how it sounds when a fluent Santaa speaker talks

  • @ytcollin
    @ytcollin 2 года назад +34

    Hypersantaa: Santaa and Gumsmaq creole that features milk and cookies

  • @jesusacuna309
    @jesusacuna309 2 года назад +57

    Here I was thinking a third century Turkish bishop spoke Greek

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 2 года назад +9

      although the Dutch people syncretized him with Germanic pagan deities, and this version of the character is what became popular in America and was disseminated across the world

    • @arturnicaciodeandrade9861
      @arturnicaciodeandrade9861 Год назад +8

      St. Nicolaus was greek not turkish

  • @Xcyiterr
    @Xcyiterr 11 месяцев назад +9

    I appreciate that the entire duration that the "song" is on, the entire slide is very slowly zooming in

  • @8-bitfox716
    @8-bitfox716 Год назад +9

    After watching this video, I regret subscribing to you. You have a literal body pillow of one of my favorite Steven Universe characters. ☹️

  • @hademvids
    @hademvids 2 года назад +36

    Ingressives may be a little too shitposty for my taste, at least to this extent, maybe nasals would've worked better, but i trust the science behind this. All and all i love it. Good work

  • @koda90
    @koda90 2 года назад +44

    you are a gift to humankind.

  • @mollof7893
    @mollof7893 2 года назад +27

    Idk if it sounds like an old karate movie or if Agmə get pegged real good...

  • @dorkish
    @dorkish Год назад +16

    dudes vocals did literal gymnastics

  • @hanskotto8630
    @hanskotto8630 2 года назад +36

    And I love the ingressive egressive contrast. I had the idea for something like that a while ago but never bothered doing it in a conlang lol. Nice seeing it even if it’s not

  • @linguini1517
    @linguini1517 Год назад +17

    This lang sounds like you turned a whale into a penguin and it had a seizure in front of all the SeaWorld guests

  • @SillyIdea
    @SillyIdea Год назад +5

    The words for each number are SO good

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 2 года назад +31

    I feel like in maybe ten years, the part from 19:15 to 24:12 will be clipped and posted to Everything Is Terrible.

  • @hanskotto8630
    @hanskotto8630 2 года назад +24

    I’ve never feared Santa like this 🎅

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 3 месяца назад

      Then you knew not Santa, he is to be FEARED, and loved simultaneously

  • @gaxamillion_
    @gaxamillion_ 2 года назад +21

    Santa Schwa

  • @Zethlynn
    @Zethlynn 2 года назад +19

    Help I hear Santa in my chimney

  • @henleeh2987
    @henleeh2987 2 года назад +15

    Remind me not to break my throat next time that I attempt speaking a conlang

  • @qantuum7567
    @qantuum7567 Год назад +4

    this needs to be shared with cyriak for a super cool song collab including spider santa music videos

  • @unfixgaming1006
    @unfixgaming1006 2 года назад +8

    I was not expecting that when clicking on this video

  • @mikubrot
    @mikubrot 11 месяцев назад +2

    this sounds kinda like the sound my chimney makes when it's super windy....... but i hear it all winter, and winter for me is in june!

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 2 года назад +18

    How about a voiceless uvular trill, voiceless velar fricative, glottal fricative, glottal approximant, glottal stop, and aspirated glottal stop (I think that exists) as the consonants, every syllable is just a single consonant followed by a mid back rounded vowel, sentences have no spaces and always terminate with a single consonant to specify the speech act, then put a decent tonal system on that (let's say low, mid, high, low to mid, low to high, mid to high, high to mid, high to low, mid to low)? That's like 54 possible syllables, split that into two groups so one can be normal syllables and the other can be word-ending syllables (which would also function as monosyllabic words, and affixes on polysyllabic words), and you have a pretty good Santa laughing sound inventory. Just two syllables will produce about 700 possible words, and three syllables will produce about 20 thousand possible words. I would probably also make the word-ending syllables be the ones that end in a low tone, so the cadence will hopefully sound more natural; that's only a third of them, but this doesn't produce results much different than half-half. I can't think of a funny and appropriate script for this at the moment, maybe something like Ogham?

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 2 года назад +7

      Idea for the script: every character is the word "ho" drawn in a single uninterrupted line where you start doing an h from the top, and just before finishing the h you do a loop to the right representing the o. The tone is marked by little serifs at the beginning and end of the line (left = high, right = low, no serif = middle; beginning = starting tone, ending = ending tone), and the consonant is marked by different types of flourish at the angle where the first stroke ends. I call it "gelography" or "gelograms" (from a root meaning "laughter"). However I feel that this script should have normal Roman alphabet style punctuation, since this would make the script seem more insane and terrifying ("ho ho ho ho, ho. ho ho ho? ho, ho ho!").

    • @siarhian10
      @siarhian10 2 года назад +1

      the joke is he can only say ho ho ho

  • @haydend.maniac227
    @haydend.maniac227 2 года назад +15

    What fresh hell have you made Turaga?!

  • @mrelephant2283
    @mrelephant2283 2 года назад +8

    The witch from L4D2 must be fluent in this thing

  • @mollof7893
    @mollof7893 2 года назад +9

    Fr*nch Santa be like: Hõ hõ hœ

  • @benst6246
    @benst6246 2 года назад +17

    Santa believers unite

    • @AgmaSchwa
      @AgmaSchwa  2 года назад +26

      Santa deniers be like "did you here all that SCIENCE in the chimney last night?"

    • @benst6246
      @benst6246 2 года назад +7

      The Santa rapture won’t be kind to them.

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 3 месяца назад +1

      How ELSE does everyone get gifts at the SAME night?!

  • @drsuqi
    @drsuqi 2 года назад +24

    ah yes, h̥

    • @kaw57_
      @kaw57_ 2 года назад +8

      My favǝrite vowel

  • @Tyxaar
    @Tyxaar 2 года назад +7

    Oh good gods....

  • @julian71509
    @julian71509 2 года назад +7

    haha now make one for cupids by feb 14 (you are at gunpoint)

  • @Funhaus_Fr34k
    @Funhaus_Fr34k 3 месяца назад +1

    This is just crash bandicoot language

  • @TheZetaKai
    @TheZetaKai 2 года назад +7

    Typo @ 17:59, 12AM should be midnight, not midday, I think. Regardless, there are 3 middays, and only one midnight, which is definitely off.

    • @AgmaSchwa
      @AgmaSchwa  2 года назад +4

      The summer one's supposed to be midnight, from Santa's perspective the midnight sun is all he gets during the summer, but he doesn't pay too much attention because he rarely awakens during hibernation

    • @TheZetaKai
      @TheZetaKai 2 года назад +2

      @@AgmaSchwa So, all of the other three are midday?

  • @set3980
    @set3980 2 года назад +3

    And i thought i'm doing a somewhat cursed conlang.

  • @wyntyrr
    @wyntyrr 2 года назад +6

    Question:
    Does SCP-4666 also speak Santaa?

    • @AgmaSchwa
      @AgmaSchwa  2 года назад +5

      oh most definitely

  • @siarhian10
    @siarhian10 2 года назад +7

    ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

  • @Alice_Sweicrowe
    @Alice_Sweicrowe 19 дней назад +1

    I got a conlang idea, and I wanted to put it here for discretion. A conlang that makes maths more easily understandable and usable for people. If you don't want to or aren't up to the task please find somebody that is. This could do far more than just create a fake language.

  • @Denneth_D.
    @Denneth_D. 2 года назад +3

    One day the EasterLang will happen

  • @Zuorai
    @Zuorai Год назад +2

    this is a conlang you could teach a bird

  • @DennisMcCoy-b2r
    @DennisMcCoy-b2r Год назад +2

    This would be interesting to a moose

  • @OVXX666
    @OVXX666 2 года назад +2

    really awesome sweater shawty

  • @ernwhatthesigma68
    @ernwhatthesigma68 6 месяцев назад +1

    Didn't know Santa's native language was Danish.

  • @Compass.the.Jackal
    @Compass.the.Jackal 2 года назад +4

    Oh god!!!!

  • @TheZetaKai
    @TheZetaKai 2 года назад +18

    Thanks, I hate it!

  • @jimboreee
    @jimboreee 7 месяцев назад

    This language is so analytical and tonal that it would give mandarin a run for its money.

  • @rz2374
    @rz2374 Год назад +2

    djeppema vinarxau re?
    what does it mean?
    EDIT: i just scrolled through endless word lists to find out it means "you find a secret" (or maybe "find a secret" as an imperative?)

  • @eednb4257
    @eednb4257 Год назад +1

    this is respectably wildin

  • @ZetaPrime77
    @ZetaPrime77 2 года назад +5

    Bruh I got an orange for Christmas wtf is this

  • @kajvanveen5302
    @kajvanveen5302 Год назад

    I think David J. Peterson made an elvish conlang for a Christmas movie once

  • @thegrimghoul
    @thegrimghoul 10 месяцев назад

    I’m distracted by the lapis body pillow

  • @PhoenixInanis
    @PhoenixInanis 10 месяцев назад +1

    I wanna see someone make a Santa character voice that only speaks Santaa

  • @tymurtymur6319
    @tymurtymur6319 2 года назад +31

    Wait, he doesn't speak suomi?

    • @kaw57_
      @kaw57_ 2 года назад +12

      I wouldn't þiŋk he speaks Finland, þat's a country

    • @haydend.maniac227
      @haydend.maniac227 2 года назад +9

      Eŋlisċ needs ǝ spelliŋ rǝform I think they meant Suomalainen

    • @tymurtymur6319
      @tymurtymur6319 2 года назад +4

      @@kaw57_ ð? I þink ð is better for words like «This»

    • @aprillillyrose7272
      @aprillillyrose7272 2 года назад +2

      @@tymurtymur6319 i rekon y shyd be schwa, so ðy

    • @Compass.the.Jackal
      @Compass.the.Jackal 2 года назад +2

      He speaks iñupiatun

  • @salumtheconlang2953
    @salumtheconlang2953 2 года назад +4

    ho ho ho

  • @tancredi7106
    @tancredi7106 Год назад +3

    Santa speaks koine greek

  • @CubedSausagefromScarparius
    @CubedSausagefromScarparius 3 месяца назад

    Tolkien had “Arktik Language”
    I like to pretend that there were Santa’s native in both languages

  • @carcharoclesmegalodon6904
    @carcharoclesmegalodon6904 10 дней назад

    I feel like it's easier to say something in this language by accident than on purpose 🤔

  • @silasssss
    @silasssss Год назад

    im screaming

  • @Dolph1nVR
    @Dolph1nVR Год назад +1

    Im scared of santa now

  • @bobalife785
    @bobalife785 Год назад +2

    so you made the minecraft zombie language????

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 Год назад +1

    A(conlang)
    Sounds
    Vowel A
    Sample text
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @bacicinvatteneaca
    @bacicinvatteneaca Год назад

    Brb sending this to my crush

  • @MURDERPILLOW.
    @MURDERPILLOW. 5 месяцев назад

    14:03 **sigh** **moans**

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 Год назад

    Easter language

  • @quackduck4090
    @quackduck4090 2 года назад +2

    why no /x/ doe

  • @doublespoonco
    @doublespoonco Год назад +1

    2n + 4 is not multiples of 3 what??

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 Год назад +1

    My language
    Tons of phonemes
    Consonants k kk x xx t tt c cc p pp f ff m mp n nk r y w h q kh kkh qh qqh ph pph th tth
    Labialized:kw kkw xw xxw hw hhw qw qqw khw kkhw qhw qqhw
    Vowels a e i o u aa ee ii oo uu
    Tones:
    High(umlaut)
    Low(tilde)
    Falling(grave)
    Rising(acute)
    Mid(no diacritic)
    Whispered(cross)

  • @astal3204
    @astal3204 Год назад

    False. He speaks Greek.