@@Davidorino Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet, Upon the seat, Of a bicycle made for two.
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!
I just realized if robots do take over the earth and they end up having a switch that kills them all what would stop them from not making the useless machine? They wouldn't die then.
@@bloodstormwolf9512 maybe there is like a cooldown before it actually gets shut down. Like after you press the switch it has 3 seconds to live, just like how people in anime clutch their chest and say "why...?" And then die.
Clearly I'm slipping in my old age. I didn't realize how people would take this machine until I read the comments. Then I was like, "Oh yeah. That's about right." lol
"Please Dave, touch my oddly placed and shaped switch..." "Hal, have you been pouring over Online Porn again??? YOU NEED TO STOP THAT!!!" "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."
I feel that the would be funny if all the evil AI in sci-fi are secretly useless machines designed to get themselves turned off in some over the top manner.
That switch is in a really bad spot.
*reaches for switch*
"What are you doing dave"
What are you doing... Big dave?
Yeah it's a bad spot... You need to crouch to reach it.
What are you doing step dave
"What are you doing step-dave"
went looking for this comment.
"please tell me that's your nose" -Eugene Krabs
Although that has become a meme, he never really said that in the episode.
@@zebraneighbor6383 what did he said in the epipsode then?
@@santinoamin296 He just said "What are you doing down there, lad?" That's it.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
How does this not have a million likes its the perfect reference
"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that "
why do you want me to do that dave?
Why does the switch look like his dick
@@crackaegg9306 dirty minded
wow:Df
@@crackaegg9306 Man U dirty fool
Whoever placed the switch in there clearly knew what they were doing
Lol
Nice cock
That and the way they held the switch
@@wilco-gl7vl its a guy lmao
@@werfgwefwefwefe
even better 😳🏳️🌈💪😎
"It's impossible, you can not ****** a robot off."
"No, it's necessary."
"Tars if i black out **** the robot off"
v i b r a t i o n s p e e d 6 7 , 6 8 r p m
@@Rainstalker”got it heading to the **ing mechanism.”
protogens.
WHY IS THIS IN A VOLLEYBALL COURT LMAO
To be placed in the girls dress up room later.
@@vincecool72 wait a minute....
To get the girls excited
@@DaneH64 wait just a damn minute-
Lmao
Well it looks like it dooooooes have oooooooone use
This is the best damned comment on this page.
🤨😏
Your finger has a very bad stutter
r/cursedcomments
@@kaiserredgamer8943 getting mixed up between Reddit an RUclips? How is that possible really, I mean is it possible at all?
No no it's not useless, that's why the "almost" is there
Yes
Same.
LoL
A N I M E
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I thought it was a D
You don't need to read the labels on the switch to know HAL is turned on
😂
I swear in the movie I heard Hal say. "I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that." it just makes more sense to me.
STHAP
In the movie, Hal is telling Dave that he can't (won't) open the pod bay doors.
264
Hey bro, nice switch
Thick, but not too flacid
Perfect length
A nice 80 degree angle
I rate this switch 8.5/10
Good job, king
on first glance i thought it was gonna be a poem
Enough switch rating
Time for the durability test
Inspector de pitos
@Doge enjoyer durability oh no a trooper 😢 😳
@@dylanbksp that IS a poem!
"I wouldnt do that Dave!"
Damn, 981 likes without comment
@@oxygen2623 - I wouldnt do that Oxygen!
@@Zplizor that is too ahead of time....two dudes? bro!!
He said "almost" because it actually has ONE specific purpose.
To annoy people with it's strange switch placement.
@@OrangeDragon04 yeah suuuure
You mean two? 🤔
It looks like a manual shift
@@brendenstahl7007 it looks like a power wheels shift knob
“Just what do you think you’re doing, dave?”
Why is my mind so corrupted
w-what are you doing step-dave?
@@ME0WMERE 💀🏴☠☠☠💀☠🏴☠☠🏴☠💀☠☠🏴☠
well, Hall 9000 looks extremely happy right now even if his voice is only monotone
especially when touching it's "stick"
I love how this thing is randomly in a school gymnasium.
You love it? Do ya?
"randomly"
it’s a science fair. don’t know if you already got the joke but
"I'm still turned on Dave" *cuts to black while careless whisper plays in the background*
This had me laughing, lol
@@Davidorino Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all
for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle made for two.
DAMN IT... Now the song is stuck in my head... LOL!!!
@@Brandon-nv2bhAnd? AND?
unhhhhh...
We're entering pervert levels that shouldnt even be possible
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@@user-tr3jw1df6q hspyfdogEUjecohcjbk
As pervert as the creator of hall 9000 ( look in the description of this video)
@@DoYouSeeBananaManTH Lol
Technophilia
Wow... That description took the *_sharpest_* turn ever. We're talking straight line to instant right in the blink of an eye.
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of
schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take
the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed
against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb
has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and
spits on it. Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the
way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are
shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!
Help
I always wondered how they made those
cirglebopcision
Thank you.
I feel like I am reading ancient wisdom that has been misinterpreted by a corrupt people
"when you grab my switch it turns me on dave"
... I-I, I Can't even 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
HAL 9000 is pure genius. Won't need Viagra when he gets old - just poke it back up, easy.
I want to destroy the like streak u have going on there
I look forward to the next generation of sex robots.
There's a generation of sex robots?
Coming to your town
Dave: grab me that switch
But sir-
Dave: I said- grab me that switch
the switch placement is very weird considering the fact this is a robot...
That machine belongs in the girls locker room.
dAMn
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I see what you mean
I see what u have did here
The switch needs to be longer
0:17 never knew a lever would be so dramatic
I just realized if robots do take over the earth and they end up having a switch that kills them all what would stop them from not making the useless machine? They wouldn't die then.
The fact that it would be too late
@@bloodstormwolf9512 maybe there is like a cooldown before it actually gets shut down. Like after you press the switch it has 3 seconds to live, just like how people in anime clutch their chest and say "why...?" And then die.
I almost had an anurism trying to decipher wtf you said
I literally don't understand how this comment has over a hundred likes. It makes no sense!
I have to go before my brain explodes.
Don’t bee too disappointed. HAL fooled around with a vacuum cleaner in college once, but realized it wasn’t his thing.
*reaches for switch*
"What are you doing step Dave?"
*The way he grabs.....*
'Lenny face intensifies'
The bot: I am still turned on DAVe
Everything about this video is a roller coaster of emotions
Everything but the switch and the way that dude handle it
@@h9ooo he totally got a good grip on it
@@memereposter-id yeah bro he controlled that thing
"Sir SIR"
"Get me that contraption"
"But sir"
"GET ME THAT CONTRAPTION"
It becomes a lotion dispenser after 20 toggle attempts
I appreciate that a majority of us had the exact same idea.
yup.
Actually it"s very useful machine if you know how to "use" it.
Lmao people these days r so dirty minded, every 10 comments I see one of these
@@KOKOBC Sorry, everyone is dirty minded these days.
@@KOKOBC Ok boomer
@@KOKOBC It is quite phallic considering the placement
@@KOKOBC LITERALLY WHAT OTHER THOUGHT COULD ANYONE HAVE LMFAO
This surpass all the useless machines of the entire world.
THIS IS GOLD.
Friend: So, what's your hobby?
Me: *Its complicated*
I have mixed feelings tbh.
"It's a Robot thing." "You wouldn't understand."
Now HAL is gonna have to call HR on you, Dave.
If it weren't for the machine being tall the switch would've looked like a nose
my wife could find a couple uses for that robot.
*insert vibe check emoji*
🥴
👁👄👁
Ooo self Burns those are rare
I know of a few uses I could guve to it....
Clearly I'm slipping in my old age. I didn't realize how people would take this machine until I read the comments. Then I was like, "Oh yeah. That's about right." lol
Skynet would kick HAL's Ass....if he had one.
The whole point of the movie: Technologies might take over human beings someday
Technologies in 2024:
"It ain't gonna suck itself, dear."
F***...
I think we all know why we clicked this, and what we thought this machine was.
I trapped on it because I thought it was a handle to a secret layer
I need to fix my RUclips Algorithm
Hal9000 : wait you can't do that
Oh my god! It's the machine from that one episode of Disney's Recess!
actually its the disney SAL3000 is a funny reference to HAL3000 from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT AAAAAAA
If only the lever was designed differently...
💀
@@David280GGreally
I can see someone modify the machine and make it say ‘ oe that felt great’
It would make it very uncomfortable to touch the switch
damn ... that machine is smart!
eismar5 congratulations you watched a video
bruh hal-9000 gave no consent for you to touch him like that
I like how the bit labeled on is actually it off, and vice versa.
Eh ur not wrong.
RUclips recommendations are getting to an irreversible schizophrenic point...
That is a “useful” machine; it always stays on. For it to be useless, it needs to be perpetually turning off.
*nobody* :
*RUclips* : World most useless machine
*Me* : I don't need sleep, I need answers
I almost had a heart attack when the thing came out and pushed the lever back on...
Yes, no purple pills nearby.
Hal should have been singing about a girl named Daisy and riding a tandem bicycle with him when that switch was activated.
"What are you doing Dave, that's not how you flip the- oh.... oooohhhh..."
theres going to be some drunk people finding wierd ways to use this machine
When it wont go away lol
Guy- Gawd Damn it I have to go to school soon
Robot- I'm afraid I can't let you do that
This is not useless, just should be in the right person's hands
The yellow thing looks kind of helpful :)
No one :
14 year old girls : the useless machine also have feeling's 😭
I didn't realize how well these pieces fit together
dont touch that, you dont know where the knob has been
i love the fact that it’s just in some school’s gym for no reason
Nobody:
HAL-9000: I am afraid i can't do that!
“What are you doing Dave?…. Blushes!”
"Please Dave, touch my oddly placed and shaped switch..."
"Hal, have you been pouring over Online Porn again??? YOU NEED TO STOP THAT!!!"
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."
If HAL 9000 did have this advancement. HAL would have taken over the world and Skynet would be salty about it.
The world isn't ready for a cosplay this intelligent
I thought the yellow thing looked like a sex toy can you imagine hal saying oh Dave that feels sooo good
That switch looks like minion using a glory hole
The switch's location and its size are both very suspicious.
A: I’m sure a woman could find a use for that and B: Damn Hal’s packin
I thought it, you thought it, we all thought it
I feel that the would be funny if all the evil AI in sci-fi are secretly useless machines designed to get themselves turned off in some over the top manner.
the science teacher built this for his wife, nice guy
That switch placement though…
Is that his Billy-Bong....
- XPL0S1V3 - no this is Patrick
work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger
faster
r/cursedcomments to me please i wanna commit life off
@@sealy009 I made this comment so long ago I had completely forgotten about it lol.
NGL, had me in the first half.
Lmao
Man the internet ruined my brain lmao 🤣
You gotta grip the uhhh switch. Be warned cuz Hal likes it turned on
Doctors HATE him for this one simple trick!
Girls would love that and I think some of the girls are using it
I never knew how badly I wanted this until I watched this🤣
What the "HAL" is the point of this machine.
apa hal mesin ni syaitan😂😂
@@nurfaikhamhaiqal2528 woah woah woah slow down there, i understand you and you are one of a "HAL" commenter. Mans tryin to make a joke
Worlds biggest Useless machine video: exists
2 million people:
I can...
... feel it...
... I...
... can... ... feel...
... it...
Dayyyy.....................zeeeeeeee
Dayyyyyyyyyyy.......................
......................zeeeeeeeeeeee
We were all thinking the same thing right?
That is the plot twist we needed
Very useful as he provides entertainment, which is a necessity to having low stress levels
The placement of that lever/switch
Welp, here I stand, about to risk it all right here in this gymnasium.
I can imagine it now the memes that come when he flips the switch and something explodes
I imagine that to shut down the machine you will have to disconnect its power source
You've got a nice grip
My big sis: **ON** **OFF** **ON** **OFF** **ON** **OFF** **ON** **OFF** **ON** **OFF**
''in 1985 we will have flying cars in the future''
the future:
In the 2020s, flying cars now exist. You can also buy them, if you have enough money.