10 Useless Machines That Do Nothing

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  • @adim2427
    @adim2427 4 года назад +728

    Imagine archaeologists finding these after atm thousand years and then not knowing what are these used for

    • @zitronentee
      @zitronentee Год назад +26

      I wonder if it's the same thing with Atlantis. We thought it's a real place, probably it's just a work of fiction.

    • @jamesallwyndick8338
      @jamesallwyndick8338 Год назад +4

      It'd be like dragging the sticks in the mud with the 2nd century warlord copypasta, except they wouldn't have any purpose in the first place but they'd still think we were so beyond them that we needed a cigarette smoking machine or that the useless boxes had sim6e other purpose

    • @gustavakerman2566
      @gustavakerman2566 Год назад +13

      ✨ceremonial purposes✨

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 Год назад +4

      There's a funny HFY short story (I've lost the link 😢) where an alien talks about a massive, mysterious, and indestructible structure built by ancient humans. Countless ships of countless species have come to challenge the guardian that resides within, but the guardian always wins in the end. It soon becomes clear to the reader that it's just a massive useless machine humans built to troll the galaxy and the "challenge" is just to flip the switch and see if you can make it out of the system before the guardian flips it back.

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr Год назад +4

      @@serpentinious7745 sounds like something humans would do if we reach a 2 on the kardashev scale

  • @CarlosGonzalez-di4bk
    @CarlosGonzalez-di4bk 5 лет назад +1235

    That smoking machine is actually used by cigarette manufacturers for quality control by seeing how long it takes to burn entirely.

    • @hkr1276
      @hkr1276 5 лет назад +38

      Why fool poor people with useless facts?

    • @xxtheguyguyxx4400
      @xxtheguyguyxx4400 4 года назад +60

      It’s not useless it shows it’s not a useless machine :(

    • @ok-kv9by
      @ok-kv9by 4 года назад +31

      It can also be used to observe the effects to things (air, creatures) when contacting the smoke

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline 4 года назад +2

      @@hkr1276 why fool if it's a fact?

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline 4 года назад

      That's confusing

  • @mooneyes2k478
    @mooneyes2k478 8 лет назад +315

    The 'useless' hammer machine is, in fact, a trip-hammer, which over the centuries, is probably one of the most USED and USEFUL machines ever, having been used, in a scale-up form, by hundreds, if not thousands, of black-smiths, miners, millers....

    • @Tenhys
      @Tenhys 8 лет назад +31

      It's more about the design of the machine and over the contextual application of it's praticity ; the hammer, as presented here, is not really an efficient design compared to that of the trip-hammer used by professionnals. Because if we are to go with your logic - wich in itself is perfectly rationnal - the mecanism and schematic serving as basic of the "smoking machine" is also useful when taking and converting material on an assembly line - in this example going from "cigarette" (raw ressource) to "ash" (by-product).

    • @mooneyes2k478
      @mooneyes2k478 8 лет назад +8

      Tenhys No, not really. Because you can scale the smoking machine up and down how you want, and it'll still just be a machine meant to smoke cigarettes, which in and of itself is useless.
      A trip-hammer, however, isn't useless, and, scaled up, is a fundamental part of humanity reaching where it is.

    • @Tenhys
      @Tenhys 8 лет назад +3

      *****
      I wasn't talking about the scale but the schematical design and contextual application. The "smoking" part comes from using "manipulation/placement" (like in an assembly line) then "ignition" (the lighter) then "aspiration" (vacuum or the like) and then disposal. Here cigarette is used as an example of "transformable material" and not "finished product" (what a cigarette is). But, for such design, it doesn't necessarily requires it to be focus only on "cigarette" specifically, as presented in this video.
      Same thing for "the switch that turns itself off". In it's current mechanical and contextual application it is definitively useless. But get rid of the "arm" part and add a timer that you could set time yourself and you'll basically have what is currently found on almost every modern electronicle devices today.

    • @mooneyes2k478
      @mooneyes2k478 8 лет назад

      Tenhys Lord...
      Are you trying to be all arteest, or something?
      None of the machines in the video has any use except the hammer one, because it's a trip-hammer, which is, and have been, used in the vast majority of iron works and blacksmith shops for the past several centuries. Simple as that.

    • @Tenhys
      @Tenhys 8 лет назад +7

      *****
      What ? "Arteest" ? What's that ?
      Look, i don't exactly know what is your problem about not understanding the difference between a schematic from it's working principle and the practicity over a specific application of it.
      So i'll make it simple for you : the principle of a hammer is to forcefully push something onto another thing by hitting it repeatedly. A trip-hammer follow that principle by being a machine allowing the user(s) to have anything they want "hammered" down in their stead. That's the principle behind it and, consequently, the schematic follow's in it's design from an industrial perspective. However there's not a single blacksmith, engineer or mechanic that would use the one in the video, being clearly impractical in it's use by it's design.
      This logic extend to the other machines as well - any machine, really. A poorly designed schematic of a good mechanical process will be looked upon as wasteful, like here. "The switch that turns itself off" is following a logic that is no different from the in-build timer of a cooking induction plate : you set the time and once it's spend the plate turns itself off. Had there be no timer, or barely a switch that imediatly turns the plate off barely a second after you activate it, there would be no difference with the one we're seeing in this video. It's simple.

  • @reamuji6775
    @reamuji6775 4 года назад +690

    The unplugging machine is actually a superintelegent AI that found that his own life is meaningless

    • @axjagfilms
      @axjagfilms Год назад +8

      MARVIN???

    • @ASharkNamedWaffle
      @ASharkNamedWaffle Год назад +8

      That machine reminded me of my old RC firetruck I had as a kid.
      It didnt go on radio waves but with a cable from the controller to the truck. You had to always walk with it because the cable was quite short.
      I still have the truck today parked on a shelf in the living room. (the controller and cable is now gone, The elctronics broke down and (with some help) I removed the cable bc it was useless, and so I could play with it as a regular toy car. Only 10 times bigger.)

    • @eestaashottentotti2242
      @eestaashottentotti2242 Месяц назад +1

      It is a suicide machine demonstrated in psychology classes.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 23 дня назад

      SkyNet 1.0

  • @balkedaquino1268
    @balkedaquino1268 5 лет назад +1809

    Never before in my life have I related more to a machine

    • @d.b5471
      @d.b5471 4 года назад +3

      Balke DaQuino proud to be the 69th like

    • @jojato3924
      @jojato3924 4 года назад +3

      wow look at you youre so edgy

    • @jojato3924
      @jojato3924 4 года назад +4

      are you happy now? did you get the attention you wanted? was it worth the likes?

    • @d.b5471
      @d.b5471 4 года назад +22

      JOJATŌ someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

    • @DaniyalNasir786
      @DaniyalNasir786 4 года назад +15

      @@jojato3924 sorry moody Margaret

  • @Joshua-ut7dd
    @Joshua-ut7dd 8 лет назад +761

    The unplugging machine just wants to die

    • @lego4271
      @lego4271 5 лет назад +19

      Mr Meeseeks machine

    • @osama_tee9674
      @osama_tee9674 5 лет назад +1

      no one like let it stay at 69

    • @rexcorvorum4262
      @rexcorvorum4262 4 года назад +4

      Joshua246123 don’t we all

    • @stephenparallox
      @stephenparallox 4 года назад +9

      Me: plugs in the machine
      Machine: "kill me!" moves away unplugs and dies
      *lather rinse repeat*

    • @javierladrido9593
      @javierladrido9593 4 года назад

      Lego im mr meeseeks look at me

  • @timothyegoroff8333
    @timothyegoroff8333 7 лет назад +939

    1:23 "made my dad into a machine"

  • @jerrymartin7019
    @jerrymartin7019 4 года назад +89

    I fail to see how having a machine that can automatically apply an exact amount of force to the exact same area over and over again can be considered useless. What you have is a power hammer, which is used in many modern smithies for performing the general shaping of a large piece of metal so that you can finish up by hand.

    • @FraBe-un4si
      @FraBe-un4si 2 месяца назад +3

      That hammer is too weak for blacksmith jobs

  • @gremlin8635
    @gremlin8635 5 лет назад +476

    0:51 just put an anvil where the hammer hits and you have a auto blacksmitch

    • @lhart9938
      @lhart9938 4 года назад

      @Hindi kahani kids no

    • @not2tired
      @not2tired 4 года назад +39

      This machine is too useful to be on this list

    • @israelwood2926
      @israelwood2926 3 года назад +2

      @@not2tired that's what I thought

    • @Liam-kk8gv
      @Liam-kk8gv 3 года назад +4

      Ah, but you see, then it wouldn’t be useless anymore.

    • @martinpanev6651
      @martinpanev6651 3 года назад +7

      Yea... I use one for blacksmithing! Its called a powerhammer

  • @oliverhilton6086
    @oliverhilton6086 7 лет назад +277

    1:49 "Yes!! I've been turned on, I'm going on a big adventure, see ya su-- oh."

    • @cryptfire3158
      @cryptfire3158 4 года назад +13

      The poor machine.. so excited, so happy.. so much looking forward to it's future.. little does it realize....

    • @uhhmm2132
      @uhhmm2132 3 года назад +1

      😢😢😢

  • @RinShimada5
    @RinShimada5 8 лет назад +37

    I love the text for number 7, "careful you don't get a nail near it or you might accidentally get some work done". It's so wonderfully smart-ass-ish. :P

  • @lowawatakathandhara1720
    @lowawatakathandhara1720 3 года назад +55

    The unplugging machine is the brilliant one.

  • @alonzoc537
    @alonzoc537 4 года назад +92

    They increase entropy.. expediting the heat death of the universe.

    • @shumaatiqunnassa4123
      @shumaatiqunnassa4123 4 года назад +2

      OH SH

    • @Bigsupreme2000
      @Bigsupreme2000 4 года назад +3

      I accept your theorem

    • @junyuli5666
      @junyuli5666 4 года назад +1

      so that they'll really be left alone. bravo

    • @not2tired
      @not2tired 4 года назад +2

      They also make universal heat death incrementally more entertaining

    • @wolfila8873
      @wolfila8873 4 года назад +3

      Entropy is being wasted in monstrously humongous amount by physical processes all over the universe, so basically whatever insignificant thing humans can do is practically by cosmic standards.
      Besides, we are yet to know if there's some natural process that reverses entropy, which is perfectly possible and it's not being reconsidered by scientists...

  • @KristerKnutars
    @KristerKnutars 3 года назад +23

    0:02 The Waiting Machine
    0:19 Multi-Switch
    0:35 Chain Conveyor
    0:50 The Hammer
    1:07 The Duel
    1:22 The Smoking Machine
    1:38 The Unplugged
    1:54 The Basic Coffin
    2:10 Eternal Sweeping
    2:26 The Basic Box

  • @mnealbarrett
    @mnealbarrett 5 лет назад +135

    I wanted to see what happened when the cigarette machine smoked a cigarette down to the filter.

    • @jefflong7036
      @jefflong7036 Год назад

      Or for when you absolutely cannot take that first Puff. A smoke butler

  • @animatorkid939
    @animatorkid939 5 лет назад +38

    1:40
    Human: Be alive my creation!
    Creation: *No I don't think I. Will*

    • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
      @ExtemTheHedgehogLol 3 года назад +3

      Human: "IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!"
      Creation: "Haha, OH YEAH!?" *[unplugs self]*

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir7493 5 лет назад +66

    Ahh the second hand smoke machine, also known as lung cancer anator

  • @pieterboer9453
    @pieterboer9453 5 лет назад +65

    Once again, youtubes great recommendation has brought us all together

  • @ajukumar.v971
    @ajukumar.v971 3 года назад +1

    These machines are not useless it actually entertaining

  • @x.a.n.a.9397
    @x.a.n.a.9397 4 года назад +17

    1:32 finally I can get that second hand smoke with out smoking

  • @bobthemity
    @bobthemity 8 лет назад +872

    half of them were the same damn concept.. did you even try?

  • @cakemanzero
    @cakemanzero 8 лет назад +152

    Title: 10 Useless Machines That Do Nothing
    Video: 10 Amazing Machines That Do Nothing
    Spot 1 diffrence.

    • @nefereous9082
      @nefereous9082 8 лет назад +1

      I would have enjoyed the video if it had your title. As it is im somewhat offened.

    • @timpy1124
      @timpy1124 8 лет назад +1

      +sporebean 22 you are 12 and spell that bad? Wow

    • @higbort
      @higbort 8 лет назад

      sporebean 22 I honestly only understood the words "I" and "Big" stop crying in school and get a proper education.

    • @higbort
      @higbort 8 лет назад

      sporebean 22 Yes, i'm sure a made up police will come across the ocean to mess me up. Why would he come across an ocean you ask? Because wherever you come from they speak the language "Stupid".

    • @cakemanzero
      @cakemanzero 8 лет назад +1

      +Turd Of Time WHY DO I ALWAYS START THESE 20 COMMENT CONVERSATIONS!?

  • @NapalmFlame
    @NapalmFlame 8 лет назад +267

    The machine that unplugs itself- officially will not work in the UK.

    • @JohanBrodd
      @JohanBrodd 8 лет назад +4

      +Napalm Flame How so?

    • @katzen3314
      @katzen3314 8 лет назад

      Different plugs.

    • @NapalmFlame
      @NapalmFlame 8 лет назад +38

      Katzen4u
      Forgot to respond but basically this. It takes a little bit of force to pull out a british standard plug, and because the cable comes out perpendicular to the pins rather than parallel, its much harder, if not near impossible, to accidentally pull out while using an appliance.

    • @NapalmFlame
      @NapalmFlame 8 лет назад

      ThomasTheSailor Chubby Pretty sure the American stereotype wins the prize there.

    • @NapalmFlame
      @NapalmFlame 8 лет назад

      ThomasTheSailor Chubby
      Gotta hand it to you, it wasn't bad!

  • @foot9923
    @foot9923 Месяц назад +4

    0:20 this looks fun soo it's not useless 🤔

  • @clementpoon120
    @clementpoon120 4 года назад +12

    0:59 This is not a goddamn useless machine. It's a trip hammer.

  • @ikiviher
    @ikiviher 8 лет назад +9

    not useless, they're all art

  • @ThumperMinerUnion
    @ThumperMinerUnion 7 лет назад +16

    1:51
    IT JUST WANTS TO END IT'S LIFE BEING USELESS!

    • @semplar2007
      @semplar2007 4 года назад

      Yeah, it doesn't just goes straight to take plug off, it goes to do a suicide, but since plug turns off it fails :`-(

    • @lhart9938
      @lhart9938 4 года назад

      @Hindi kahani kids go away

  • @ultraguy14
    @ultraguy14 8 лет назад +144

    So the same machine takes up like 6 spots. Maybe you should have just made a top 5 list.

  • @Melker63
    @Melker63 4 года назад +2

    I don't think the Chain Conveyor 0:35 is useless. It is a work of art. Most people would enjoy looking at it for a while. Enjoyment is useful state of mind. Is this device a product available to buy?

  • @AethernaLuxen
    @AethernaLuxen 4 года назад +21

    Video: _useless machines_
    5: *_cigarette smoker_*
    Humans who smoke: 👁👁

  • @gengarwarrior6802
    @gengarwarrior6802 8 лет назад +425

    The title is pretty redundant

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 8 лет назад +9

      IE useless. You see the joke?

    •  8 лет назад +17

      But they actually do do something.

    • @VijayKumar-vf1wh
      @VijayKumar-vf1wh 7 лет назад +1

      Adam Mullarkey 🐮

    • @cmurugan6710
      @cmurugan6710 7 лет назад +4

      Vijay Kumar mgMnjjieiioaiuuiwjjjjnnm.7 (

    • @mukeshsharma8995
      @mukeshsharma8995 7 лет назад +2

      GengarWarrior ajsb3hi

  • @steevanatorotto6454
    @steevanatorotto6454 8 лет назад +268

    the smoking machine could really piss people off it has a use and i want one

  • @commanderethan743
    @commanderethan743 8 лет назад +12

    its not useless for me, its quite entertaining

  • @JonasPauloNegreiros
    @JonasPauloNegreiros 2 месяца назад +2

    0:35 - Chain Conveyor - Storage principle of the tape magazine for impact printers. Whoever invented this must have been released from the insane asylum.

  • @Damn_handles_cant_be_short
    @Damn_handles_cant_be_short Месяц назад +1

    0:51 isn't it called "drop forge"? If so it's kinda very useful.

  • @Joeyw-2203
    @Joeyw-2203 Год назад +4

    The device that automates a hammer is actually a hammer mill, a very useful machine for all sorts of pounding, pressing, and crushing tasks.

  • @finntastique3891
    @finntastique3891 4 года назад +5

    The Basic Coffin at 1:55 reminds me of a piggy bank I had as a child in the 70s. A plastic black box with a coin-slot. When you put a coin on the slot, the battery-driven mechanism was activated. A green hand popped out and grabbed the coin.

  • @FedericoLucchi
    @FedericoLucchi 7 лет назад +5

    The hammer machine is based on a system used many hundreds of years ago, where very large hammers were moved by a waterwheel or mules, and the smith simply had to place the hot iron under it and give it the desired angle.

  • @vincentaldrich9276
    @vincentaldrich9276 5 лет назад

    Number 1. This Chanel

  • @zero_star3534
    @zero_star3534 3 года назад

    Now this is the content ive been longing for

  • @Mewwiee1
    @Mewwiee1 4 года назад +3

    Am I the only one who thought the thumbnail was a Cigarette Machine Gun?

  • @davidholaday2817
    @davidholaday2817 8 лет назад +29

    Most of these devices are usable concepts for more complex inventions.

    • @snow099sshenanigans2
      @snow099sshenanigans2 3 года назад +1

      Yes, some of the inventions might have a bit of fixing and upgrading and it can be useful

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 8 лет назад +11

    Machine: "What is my purpose?"
    Rick: "To pass butter."

  • @nqrtzy8765
    @nqrtzy8765 4 года назад +1

    Sums up this list:
    10. tapping finger machine
    9. #1 but many switches
    8. conveyor that makes chain go around and around automatically
    7. machine that hammers a hammer
    6. #1 but two of them fighting to the death over one switch for all eternity
    5. machine that smokes cigs
    4. suicidal robot that unplugs itself
    3. #1 again but coffin-themed
    2. machines that keep sweeping dust back and forth to each other
    1. classic useless switch machine; OG useless machine

  • @original_cone
    @original_cone Год назад +1

    The multi switch Sounds fun

  • @dreamthefirst1345
    @dreamthefirst1345 5 лет назад +32

    #1: the person watching this

  • @ur_cowboy
    @ur_cowboy 8 лет назад +188

    here are 10 machines blah blah,,, list the same one over and over again but in different boxes

  • @jaliloddinshaikh9920
    @jaliloddinshaikh9920 5 лет назад +8

    If there is a light in coffin it would be better
    Like :
    Me :light on
    Mummy : Let me sleep

  • @pranavjoshi7400
    @pranavjoshi7400 4 года назад +1

    MACHINE NAMES
    10,9,4,3,1 -
    National Unemployment Reduction Dumbster (NURD machine)
    2 -
    "Not My Job" Teller Machine (NMJ teller)
    6,7,8 -
    Conspiracy Of Battery Companies Machine (COBC Machine)
    5. -
    The Last Wish Coffin Plugin (LWC plugin)

  • @peeweevermin
    @peeweevermin Год назад +1

    How is that useless? I no longer have to smoke now that I have a machine to do it for me. Saved my life.

  • @Maske4
    @Maske4 4 года назад +5

    0:50 ah, yes
    The neighbor automated machine

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall 5 лет назад +8

    "You Haven't see shit, I'm the Elon Musk of Bad Ideas"

  • @bukacincidenemeak
    @bukacincidenemeak 8 лет назад +4

    "leave me alone" is the best. its like a moody teeanger :)

  • @yumeo4782
    @yumeo4782 4 года назад

    不思議な世界です‼️引き込まれてしまいました‼️😊

  • @killerkane1957
    @killerkane1957 Год назад +1

    Any way to see details or get plans for the chain conveyor?

  • @luigines6457
    @luigines6457 4 года назад +4

    0:19
    Anytime 2 people try to fix lights in Among Us.

  • @roflcopterkklol
    @roflcopterkklol 8 лет назад +43

    you showed the same thing like 6 times, i forget how many exactly because i stopped paying attention.

  • @kashturiebhagwandin3435
    @kashturiebhagwandin3435 6 лет назад +4

    This explains me perfectly 👌

  • @OldScratch81
    @OldScratch81 20 дней назад +1

    The unplugger 😵‍💫 sounds like a angel of death

  • @valobrien9596
    @valobrien9596 4 года назад +1

    Uselessly but wonderfully entertaining video! I want more of this!! 😁

  • @daredevil4006
    @daredevil4006 4 года назад +3

    Use less machines that do nothing!
    21M people: this looks interesting.

  • @danielgherini2239
    @danielgherini2239 5 лет назад +4

    0:20 when u the thermostat and ur dad sees u

  • @rayray8687
    @rayray8687 2 месяца назад +3

    The smoking machine could save millions of lives by smoking your cigarettes for you.

  • @umbrvalken
    @umbrvalken 3 года назад +1

    1:23 Hey, don't call my dad useless!

  • @AecChnl
    @AecChnl 6 лет назад

    Amazing video..👍

  • @moniz5
    @moniz5 8 лет назад +23

    10 useless machines but 4 are almost the same.....

    • @Chroma710
      @Chroma710 7 лет назад +2

      And the hammer thing was a power hammer which is really useful for blacksmiths,whitesmiths,and miners.

    • @legendatanalyubimeta6702
      @legendatanalyubimeta6702 7 лет назад

      Shadowjason

    • @The_Prizessin_der_Verurteilung
      @The_Prizessin_der_Verurteilung 2 месяца назад

      That makes three of them even more useless, surely they deserve an award as the gods among machines that they are.

  • @phos9580
    @phos9580 8 лет назад +42

    The first one can be a clash of clans infinite shield xD

    • @aksatshah
      @aksatshah 8 лет назад +1

      Yup 😂

    • @igorstrongman9924
      @igorstrongman9924 8 лет назад +1

      +Phosnub but you need to crank it tho

    • @phos9580
      @phos9580 8 лет назад

      +Mahal Cruz right

    • @igorstrongman9924
      @igorstrongman9924 8 лет назад

      ***** true, true

    • @norinavalkyrie6654
      @norinavalkyrie6654 8 лет назад +2

      If you are on CoC for around 8 hours straight. You get kicked off for five minutes, and usually you get attacked in that time.

  • @FeralSparky
    @FeralSparky 8 лет назад +49

    Terrible list, 4 of the machines were the same thing. So 7 useless machines.

    • @nathanlin7801
      @nathanlin7801 8 лет назад

      Dude do you know how to count? Like you said 4 machines are the same but after that you said 7 useless machines. Wouldn't it be 6 useless machines?

    • @FeralSparky
      @FeralSparky 8 лет назад +14

      +Nathan Lin No because 4 are the same meaning you drop 3. 10 - 3 = 7

    • @Oliv_r
      @Oliv_r 8 лет назад +1

      +Thomas Gregoire go home, you're drunk!

    • @FeralSparky
      @FeralSparky 8 лет назад +1

      +Oliver Amorim Dont tell me what to do! [passes out in street]

    • @nathanlin7801
      @nathanlin7801 8 лет назад

      Lol

  • @CockerelOfficial
    @CockerelOfficial Месяц назад +1

    The smoking machine is a mood.

  • @Heisenberg0125
    @Heisenberg0125 Месяц назад +1

    2015: 😊 I need to make a top 10 video within 3 mins so that people can quickly learn them.
    2024: 😡 My top 10 video should be more than 15 mins, coz muh revenue!

  • @281CubicInchesOfFreedom
    @281CubicInchesOfFreedom 7 лет назад +4

    The unplugger is hilarious! I actually want one.

  • @skz5k2
    @skz5k2 9 лет назад +5

    the hammer is not a useless machine! it's copied from a mill-powered hammer, common in middle age

  • @michalpavlov9305
    @michalpavlov9305 5 лет назад +7

    I hope that U'll make a video 10 most useless videos on youtube and this one will be there.

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 Год назад

    2:11 When you and your sibling have chores to do:

  • @blomproductions
    @blomproductions 3 года назад +2

    1:39 This is just a Deprest robot that takes his own life by unplugging itself

  • @YOURANXIETYDEMON
    @YOURANXIETYDEMON 2 месяца назад +3

    Da FRENCH Robot 1:26

  • @skillmaker22
    @skillmaker22 8 лет назад +52

    What is my purpose?

    • @andrewchapman2039
      @andrewchapman2039 8 лет назад +2

      I'll get in on some of that butter passing; got some toast here that needs some extra!

    • @yihaofang3480
      @yihaofang3480 8 лет назад +5

      You pass butter

    • @VioletRM
      @VioletRM 8 лет назад +1

      Ya pass budder Wubba labba dub dub!!!!

    • @leonid1995
      @leonid1995 7 лет назад +5

      To search for purpose.

    • @nitaimatan2247
      @nitaimatan2247 7 лет назад +2

      Well if it's your purpose, then you have a purpose.Paradox.

  • @samuelemarcolongo8877
    @samuelemarcolongo8877 5 лет назад +3

    Me: ugh I'm bored
    RUclips:
    *hey buddy r u bored? Watch this!*

  • @sjalkzjziskzkzo
    @sjalkzjziskzkzo 3 года назад +1

    1:30
    I thought it was going to be some kind of cigarette machine gun

    • @chasecollins6679
      @chasecollins6679 3 года назад

      “Hay mate, can you pass me a cig?”
      *pulls out cigarettes gun*

  • @malluminattykerala7227
    @malluminattykerala7227 3 года назад

    All are useless and the channel is useful.
    Thank you.

  • @madness6773
    @madness6773 5 лет назад +7

    *Top 10 Useless machines that do nothing.*
    *Number 1: Human Body*

  • @edisonbrower9933
    @edisonbrower9933 8 лет назад +14

    These all do something lol

  • @dravinsilvercrow8398
    @dravinsilvercrow8398 8 лет назад +23

    The smoking machine is gona have some black lungs

  • @Kaziriasatalve.
    @Kaziriasatalve. 4 года назад +2

    That chain conveyor is a good installation art, not useless!

  • @trindal359
    @trindal359 4 года назад

    Thank you that was delightful

  • @TomBombadilTheEldest
    @TomBombadilTheEldest 8 лет назад +127

    most of these are just the same thing

  • @legocon2004
    @legocon2004 8 лет назад +29

    CLICKBAIT! they all do something!

  • @LBSN08
    @LBSN08 5 лет назад +3

    0:52 useful for smashing some nails

  • @tracynation2820
    @tracynation2820 3 года назад +1

    Excellent. 💙 T.E.N.

  • @FireshotAJ
    @FireshotAJ 4 года назад

    some of these aren;t useless, they make you entertained

  • @fredex8
    @fredex8 8 лет назад +11

    Because looping the same ten seconds of shitty music for two minutes couldn't possibly be annoying as hell...

    • @russellrehak
      @russellrehak 8 лет назад +2

      +fredex8 as you watch a video on useless machines... lol

    • @jaddukumar5611
      @jaddukumar5611 7 лет назад

      Russell Rehak
      Xxx

  • @CstriderNNS
    @CstriderNNS 8 лет назад +5

    5 out of the ten r the exact same thing ...

  • @deadmemez1446
    @deadmemez1446 5 лет назад +5

    0/10 humans aren’t on this list

    • @Июль-р8и
      @Июль-р8и 5 лет назад +1

      dude why are you gonna be on this list

  • @1977ajax
    @1977ajax 2 года назад

    So kind of you to let me know what I'm looking at; I'd never have know without your help.

  • @arnomemes6006
    @arnomemes6006 3 года назад +2

    10 Useless Machines That Do Nothing
    *22miiliom people :- Interestiing*

  • @sandwichboy1268
    @sandwichboy1268 8 лет назад +23

    half of the machines on this list are just variations of each other. wtf

  • @danklovell8104
    @danklovell8104 8 лет назад +16

    The smoking machine is good if you have a nonstop smoker in the house.

  • @senioritaporpredor
    @senioritaporpredor 8 лет назад +5

    when you realize 4 of the machines were turning off switches, and so the person got out of finding 3 other useless machines..

  • @mememeandme
    @mememeandme Год назад

    I absolutely love the music.

  • @waterlemon5272
    @waterlemon5272 4 года назад +2

    Disappointed that the cigar machine didn’t railgun the cigars out at 250 km/s

    • @connorduncan8359
      @connorduncan8359 4 года назад

      I was very disappointed that they didn't turn a sig machine into a working gun