I love how Teddy just makes whatever he wants. Like one day he said “I’m gonna write a song about a shopping obsessed hoarder mom with a co dependency upon a target” and then just does it. Never stop doin this stuff man, it’s a lovely respite from mainstream music.
A slew of hoppers in the pond But I’m like a super shopper mom ‘Cause once I’ve found my target, I don’t even think about [themall] I’m used to hopping in my car ‘Cause where I shop is often far Perhaps I choose my target so I don’t stay drinking at the bar There’s something about the drive that blinds the iris blues A store fit to patronize provides me my excuse A morbid and glamorized disguise of self abuse When I arrive they’re always closed It’s no surprise, it’s something I’d already known But still, I pull the doors my hardest, cause I can’t stand camping out alone I’ll be sunny once you open up Until then I’ll hold my dough ‘Cause what I need must be inside Or maybe I myself provide What I seek from Target, and maybe all I have to do is try There’s something about the drive that blinds the iris blues A store fit to patronize provides me my excuse A morbid and glamorized disguise of self abuse
i'd just like to say that i love your music so much and am grateful to have found you. your music has gotten me through quite a lot and i don't doubt for a second that it'll continue to do so. you have a beautiful and mesmerizing voice, i always manage to find calm in it. i find that the lyrics to your music speak well to me, everything is put together so greatly that i find myself humming or singing your songs to myself on multiple occasions. most of your songs strike me right in the heart, they give me so many different emotions but like,,, in a good way. your music is just so powerful!!!!! honestly, at this point, i'm rambling and have lost my train of thought so i'm gonna stop myself here. but, i'd just like to say, i'm a huge fan of yours, even if i had only found your music almost a month ago, i am. you inspire me greatly and help me to keep pushing through. thank you
Absolutely powerful, my god! I can't thank you enough for making this song and I hope one day I'll be able to come back to this with a story of my own to tell!
just in case you see this: i've been listening to this entire album nonstop since i found it!! its wonderful + i love the amount of horns you use in splittsville. so good man
how is this not more famous?? like, not even this one, all of your music man. you music is just m w a h. I like to listen to it when I draw, it gives me inspiration. I love your music. amazing. mwah. thank you for existing and making this stuff.
I imagine this song as a ballerina with hardships and while she’s dancing it’s focusing and unfocusing until the end beat drop and she’s just falling. Great work as always all your songs are absolutely beautiful.
Oh wow, I adore this! Everything seems so smooth, the voice, the piano, the transitions between moods... Keep it up man, you have a great future ahead of you! And just a question, is this song actually for Target, or is this a metaphor for something? Sorry, I'm bad at getting meaning from text haha
dude, this is incredible. i've listened to it on repeat for god knows how long. is there any chance you have piano sheet music for it or something? i'd love to learn how to play it.
this is literally so tragic and beautiful at the same time... HOW is this not famous??? I love your work so much
Bruh this needs way more traction this music is great
I love how Teddy just makes whatever he wants. Like one day he said “I’m gonna write a song about a shopping obsessed hoarder mom with a co dependency upon a target” and then just does it. Never stop doin this stuff man, it’s a lovely respite from mainstream music.
A slew of hoppers in the pond
But I’m like a super shopper mom
‘Cause once I’ve found my target, I don’t even think about [themall]
I’m used to hopping in my car
‘Cause where I shop is often far
Perhaps I choose my target so I don’t stay drinking at the bar
There’s something about the drive that blinds the iris blues
A store fit to patronize provides me my excuse
A morbid and glamorized disguise of self abuse
When I arrive they’re always closed
It’s no surprise, it’s something I’d already known
But still, I pull the doors my hardest, cause I can’t stand camping out alone
I’ll be sunny once you open up
Until then I’ll hold my dough
‘Cause what I need must be inside
Or maybe I myself provide
What I seek from Target, and maybe all I have to do is try
There’s something about the drive that blinds the iris blues
A store fit to patronize provides me my excuse
A morbid and glamorized disguise of self abuse
Thank you.
THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE SONG OFF THE ALBUM TEDDY THANK YOU FOR IT
I don't understand how you are not famous, sorry for the bad english :(
I really love your songs a lot. ♡
i'd just like to say that i love your music so much and am grateful to have found you. your music has gotten me through quite a lot and i don't doubt for a second that it'll continue to do so. you have a beautiful and mesmerizing voice, i always manage to find calm in it. i find that the lyrics to your music speak well to me, everything is put together so greatly that i find myself humming or singing your songs to myself on multiple occasions. most of your songs strike me right in the heart, they give me so many different emotions but like,,, in a good way. your music is just so powerful!!!!! honestly, at this point, i'm rambling and have lost my train of thought so i'm gonna stop myself here. but, i'd just like to say, i'm a huge fan of yours, even if i had only found your music almost a month ago, i am. you inspire me greatly and help me to keep pushing through. thank you
Absolutely powerful, my god! I can't thank you enough for making this song and I hope one day I'll be able to come back to this with a story of my own to tell!
4 years later and still one of my fav songs :) i love your music so much genuinely thank you ❤
This song is so calming, I absolutely love it!
Is... is this a song about a mom going to Target? Genius. Just brilliant. Bravo, keep up the good work 👍
Please come back youre so amazing
this is so amazing wtf??
you need more fame this is pure art
its so sad and yet beautiful at the same time,, goddamn i love your music
NOW IMAGINE FALLING ASLEEP TO THIS AND THAT ONE PART COMES UP
Loool I found this on shuffle play on Spotify and I went and listened to all of your songs....keep doing what you're doing :)
Nice pfp
no cap you're one of my favorite singers. how were u even able to come up with a masterpiece like this? I'm just in love
just in case you see this: i've been listening to this entire album nonstop since i found it!! its wonderful + i love the amount of horns you use in splittsville. so good man
how is this not more famous?? like, not even this one, all of your music man. you music is just m w a h. I like to listen to it when I draw, it gives me inspiration. I love your music. amazing. mwah. thank you for existing and making this stuff.
this is golden and more people should see that
I would cut off my toe for sheet music to this
First time me hearing this guy was about two weeks ago been a listener every since. So creative 🙋🏿♂️. See you at the top man
I imagine this song as a ballerina with hardships and while she’s dancing it’s focusing and unfocusing until the end beat drop and she’s just falling. Great work as always all your songs are absolutely beautiful.
You need to be famous.
Already told my friends about such a talented artist as you♡
Good luck ! ;w;
Oh wow, I adore this! Everything seems so smooth, the voice, the piano, the transitions between moods... Keep it up man, you have a great future ahead of you! And just a question, is this song actually for Target, or is this a metaphor for something? Sorry, I'm bad at getting meaning from text haha
When ever I listen to this I just imagine a hit man trying to rationalize his work, I love it
Incredible.
It’s been 5 months now and this still isn’t famous! How?
You’re so underrated it’s crazy
I wish you knew how much your music helps my mental health
Holy shit Teddy you gave me a heart attack
dude, this is incredible. i've listened to it on repeat for god knows how long. is there any chance you have piano sheet music for it or something? i'd love to learn how to play it.
that bit at 3:40-3:45 tho holy fuck
Teddy Hyde you will always be famous 💚
My hamster fell asleep on his wheel to this! Btw, Great music!
your my favorite artis to listen to when im high omggggggg. this is such a great song too. from ur friendly neighborhood stoner :)
Sorry for spam commenting, but your music is SO beautiful! It's making me cry (In a good way ofc)
That's it you're officially my favorite singer, sorry theres nothing you can do about it
Getting weird frank Sinatra vibes from his voice
To me he sounds like a combination of frank sinatra and jack stauber, it's just so nice to listen to his voice, idk I really enjoy it.
*Adds to this to the 'me and my gf' playlist*
Imma make an animation meme outa dat and maybe it’ll get ya sum fame. Coz u deserve it lol