Off Topic: Ep. 20 - Shitting Chicken Out of Your Mouth: The Brandon Farmahini Story
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Off Topic: Ep. 20 - Shitting Chicken Out of Your Mouth: The Brandon Farmahini Story
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Holy shit, at 14:16 Michael, Geoff, and Gus are unconciously doing the "Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil" poses because of Brandon's Stupidity. O.o
Holy shit, they are :D
Awesome catch!!
+realafan888 Nah dude, it's in the script.
You mean subconsciously? They're very well awake in that shot
+Sam B Nope, Brandon's stupidity sent a concussive blast that knocked them out temporarily
"It tasted like a boiled egg, but like... like it wanted to fight..." - Jeremy
Holy crap Jeremy, this is why i love you and your humor. Hahaha. hilarious.
TIMESTAMPS.
00:00:28 - intro
00:03:13 - getting old discussion
00:05:00 - Theather Mode mention
00:05:30 - Matt Hullum is a perfectionist
00:07:55 - Theather Mode trailer
00:09:13 - Thankskilling 3 discussion
00:10:54 - Brandon arrives - Coat / Body Temperature discussion
00:13:07 - 00:13:28 - stuff we do in the shower is gross
00:13:35 - Annual Checkup
00:14:31 - 00:14:42 - HDWG: prostate check
00:19:18 - Gus tells about urine sample
00:21:09 - sounding procedure
00:23:10 - back to Theather Mode
00:27:20 - 00:27:50 - AD READ: Become a sponsor
00:30:15 - The Thing with Two Heads movie mention
00:32:11 - the smell of whiskey, not the alcohol / drinking for the first time
00:34:03 - 00:35:06 - the love between Geoff and Brandon
00:39:21 - AD READ: Casper
00:39:49 - 00:39:57 - HDWG: comfy as shit
00:42:22 - taking a dump in a bungalow / squatty potty
00:45:58 - Jeremy arrives / trip to Taiwan
00:47:14 - 00:47:36 - how do century eggs taste like
00:51:03 - drunk Gus in the cinema
00:52:52 - Brandon almost got beaten up in cinema
00:56:03 - food challenges made by Jeremy, Michael
01:02:19 - Pluckers food challenge completed by Brandon - shitting chicken out of your mouth
01:05:05 - vomiting discussion
01:07:45 - getting drunk discussion
01:09:46 - talking about Andrew and last week's podcast
01:12:00 - shorty award
01:17:45 - why New York sucks - eating out after 10pm
01:19:15 - drunk guy in New York story
01:20:58 - when did Gus and Geoff meet Gavin?
01:30:05 - AD READ: Mvmt Watches
01:30:32 - 01:30:42 - HDWG: keep asking
01:32:35 - talking about Lewis
01:33:38 - talking about Jon Risinger
01:35:08 - relation with Geoff and his mom
01:41:38 - Geoff needs to shave
01:42:46 - podcast awards
01:46:19 - TV, video games and hotel in Taiwan
01:49:12 - 01:49:45 - Geoff washes his cat
01:50:20 - how long do they go without washing themselves?
01:54:49 - Jeremy talks about flight back from Taiwan
01:59:34 - airport security efficiency
02:01:28 - fish in the bag
02:02:50 - Geoff collection at RT Store designed by Griffon
02:05:32 - there will be 4 sequels of Avatar / underwater creatures
02:10:30 - 02:12:45 - Haloween, movie - Mike Myers, Brandon messes up names
02:23:02 - 02:23:18 - HDWG: Brandom Farmahani
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The Guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Gavin Free
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HDWG == How Do Words Good
Thanks
It's been out a half an hour
+Jwnzbzbww Iwhzbs I am a sponsor, it gets published beforehand on RT site. I have 24 hrs to do timestamps before the podcast gets published on RUclips.
+90msg90 thank you so much :)
+90msg90 Wow, you're really doing a service here! Well... I say that... I'm not sure you're actually helping a lot of people, but it is certainly a good job you're doing :P
Watching Brandon on Off-Topic is like watching somebody in a shark tank try to scare off the sharks by slitting their wrists.
Why is this the best analogy ever? 😂
Ryan Cox now i want to hear a pitch by brandon on shark tank
More like the sharks are slitting his wrists and then blame him and say he's the one who did it. I genuinely don't understand why Brandon gets shit on so much, the things he says are barely weirder or dumber than what gavin says but gets shit on 20x more than gavin. It's not funny to me, i just feel bad for him
1:18:42
Geoff and Brandon being on the same podcast is the greatest gift I've ever received
I don't care what anyone says, brandon should be on the pocast all the time because his honest stupidity is just top notch comedy gold
Half are the words Brandon speaks are dedicated to desperately explaining what he has already said.
I feel like whenever Brandon enters a room, he just assumes he's going to be verbally assaulted.
Brandon: "People will be on my side"
People: "Nooooooope"
I do.
I like Brandon, he's like the brother that nobody wants to be around but he somehow finds you anyways.
I've heard people at RT talk about how "the Casper matress comes in a box and gets bigger" more times than I've heard my mother say she loves me
This started amazing and then Brandon entered.
One surefire way to kill a podcast is to have Brandon on. He's such a massive tool.
Define tool lol
+Catastor www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
+scubasteve4 touché my friend touché
He just so stupid and has the worst logic I've ever heard
+scubasteve4 Though I do agree with you, Geoff's frustration with most of the shit he said was hysterical.
I personally love Brandon.
Y'know in the way you love a puppy who gets its head stuck in a shoe so many times that it starts being sad, but not sad enough to not be funny.
Geoff vs Brandon is the best thing ever
I tend to have gripes about RT/AH content, but this show just seems to be top notch awesome. Michael is just the best host.
I'm genuinely pumped whenever Brandon appears on AH stuff. They go together in such perfect chaos.
2:23:57
Seriously, the little Gavin's credit titles are one of my favorite things about the podcast.
Brandon is an important part of Rooster Teeth. All the bandwagon hate on him is unnecessary, he had fairly good input and he's the reason I/the rest of the people on the podcast laughed at the start. (I'm not Brandon...)
"The guy from cloudy with a chance of meatballs"
Gavin Free
All im going to say is that this is the perfect cast for off topic
Summary of comments:
80% hate comments towards Brandon,
10% comments defending Brandon,
10% comments having no idea what the heck is going on.
And a 100% reason to remember the name?
+Shane Walsh In this case, probably 100% reason to remember Brandon's name for an excuse for hate comments...
Brandon is a fucking riot we need an entire podcast of just him I'd pay for that
Brandoncast
Yeah. Give him his own podcast so he can get all his confused yelling out in one go so we don't have to sit through it in other videos
Absofuckinglutely not
When Brandon came on, I prayed for ThanksKilling 3 to come on screen. It didn't happen.
Holy fuck Brandon is getting unjustly bullied in the comments
No its justified. Brandon has no understanding of classic horror movies. my nieces know who Michael Myers is and they never seen any of the movies
Seeing Gus and Geoff together makes my bits tingle.
+Mycuz hey that's pretty good
Man, I really loved this episode. It reminded me a lot of the old Drunk Tank. Very nostalgic. Gus and Geoff are just magic together.
I love Geoff more than ever now
Holy frick, every time Brandon tries to say "Nightmare on Elm Street" he says "Nightmail on Elm Street"
Micheal's face at 56:12 cracks me up. I just keep watching that bit over an over.
I laughed my ass off this entire episode, but Gavin's Credit at the end floored me, never made that connection but now I won't be able to unsee it
dude, I totally didn't notice Jeremy was standing until Micheal moved. it was probably the best moment ever!!! :D
*surprise, it's jeremy*
+Kotanaru // lolz. ikr.
So Geoff indicates his Mom never expressed she was proud of him or gave him words of encouragement growing up, and on a later podcast Griffon says Geoff "needs so much of this" (referring to having to give him kudos). There's probably a connection. Usually, refusing to encourage your kids or refusing to say you're proud of them results in them needing exorbitant amounts of validation as an adult. Poor guy just wants some fuckin acknowledgement.
Aw man poor Geoff!
Hey Brandon, I have a suggestion. Every time you are in shot of a camera or a microphone move 80 ft to the left. If walking 80 ft to the left will take you outside away from the building, even better.
HAHAHA
+RED MEDINA I think it's the loud obnoxious belief that he is not a moron that annoys me the most. Every time he opens his mouth makes me upset.
+RED MEDINA THANK YOU
+Bernardo perez I'm glad I'm not the only one who absolutely can't stand Brandon on camera or even in Let's Plays for that matter. In that Bull Riding Halo 5 video Brandon was in, it took him the majority of the video to realize what he was supposed to do and he complained the entire time. And everyone has their annoying tendencies: Michael is overly cocky, Gavin is a smug prick, Geoff can get way to loud, Jack is a sore loser, Jeremy doesn't understand any references, and Ryan is Ryan. However, they all have qualities that redeem their obnoxiousness...except for Brandon. Brandon is just an overall moron, who complains constantly, believes these supposed societal rules that only make sense to him and annoy everyone else, and to top it all off, he isn't funny whatsoever.
+RED MEDINA This video was hard to watch because of Brandon
The exasperation of everyone else when Brandon speaks is what tickles me the most. So much so that tea came out of my nose. Brandon, please, stop. Haha.
i won't watch a 2hr+ movie because it's too long but i'll watch these and feel good about it
They should have saved Whiny High Pitched Millennial for this show.
oh no, brandon is in this podcast
+zadan masum i really dislike brandon, his opinions are moronic and not based off anything
+Adam Stumpe THATS WHY HES FUNNY
+Adam Stumpe agreed
jdsd744 until hes saying something about an actual conversation, like when talked about digital media is better for the industry
+jdsd744 no it's just irritating
1:22:15
Ryan: "hello darkness my old friend" 🎤
Me: Oh hello there Ryan the Meme Guy
I don't get the comments down here, Brandon is just confusingly hilarious.
that's why they are not top comments
28:24 Thanks for the shoutout to Jakarta! Will be getting a sponsorship (and keeping it) as soon as I'm not a broke college student. Cheers!
Brandon is the physical embodiment of social awkwardness. Lol
Geoff and Brandon just demonstrated every conversation I have to have with my boyfriend about horror movies. He hasn't seen any of the classics to the point where he calls Hellraiser "the one with that cool guy from Cabin In The Woods"
He's a little close.
i fucking liked brandon on the podcast, yeah everybody keept shitting on him but thats what made this episode fun.
That was a brutal yet hilarious episode.
Every time I listen to Brandon talk, I think of Gavin but without the hidden brilliance
I love when i can hear the control room dying of laughter.
I feel like Brandon is the punishment for people who won't shit up about hating Jack or Jeremy
+MrNintendoStation they used too, I'm not sure about now though
Now this is what I'm talking about, an ad that's under 30 seconds. Good
More of Gus and Geoff together, please. I miss the old times.
I paused, went out and came back, didn't realise Jeremy wasn't sitting down until Michael left. oh.
My favorite Gavin credit lol
"You're makin' Ryan look like Winston Churchill right now." ROFL XD
Brandon just made this 10 times funnier
It's always a pleasure to have Brandon on a podcast.
yes to more Brandon, anyone who can get that kinda reaction out of Geoff deserves to be in more videos with him.
For real, I think Brandon is my favorite person to have on podcasts. He's got such a weird perspective, and the way that everyone else responds is amazing. haha
This was looking like it was going to be THE BEST off topic podcast ever.
Then Brandon showed up.
This was one of the best Off Topics I've seen. Seeing 3 members of the old school Rooster Teeth team together attacking each other about the old days is absolutely priceless. If only there was a younger, skinnier version of Kerry in the background to make this vid complete.
I personally enjoyed Brandon being on this
GOLDEN CREW!!!! Michael, Geoff, Gus, and Ryan are my favorites for podcasts
Brandon is like a wall that can talk.
DWC Sports I think it'd be preferable to talk to a wall
I could honestly watch you guys do this for 24 hours straight maybe you should for an anniversary or something
None of you actually hate Brandon. You just like to hop on the bandwagon of hate and make yourself feel better by yelling at a person you've never met on the Internet.
Shut up Nathan
correction: theres a difference between being loud with someone & yelling at someone Brandon...
Gus on off topic? Hell yeah!
+Ian Ainsworth And then Brandon soiled it....
they need to have Brandon and Jeff on more off-topic podcasts together. absolutely awesome lol
nice rwby intro... so whens that season 3 soundtrack comin out huh?
This is why we need brandon on more shows.
hahahahahahaha, Gavin's Fuckin title, it's so perfect i will always love that joke
My favorite thing to do is listen to the podcast when I'm in the state between awake and asleep
RTAA starts at 50:15 and 52:52 You're welcome :)
RS Hunters thank you!
Haha haha
This podcast was an absolute wreck.
I loved it.
I feel you lol everyone having different convoes at once
Ooooooh Brandon, why must you ruin good things .
24:45 a pint glass like those will hold 16oz (1 pint) if you fill it to the absolute brim of the glass. Usually they're only filled with about 12oz.
Also, if the mug can hold 84oz then it can hold 5 and a quarter pints or 7 12oz beers.
Ryan's Invader Zim reference
When Geoff is it nice to you , you know he hates you . If Geoff flips you off , that is his way of showing endearment.
gavin's credit. holy shit.
I love Brandon on this. Loved him even more on Sportsball, RIP.
We begin with Geoff and Gus next to each other in a podcast "HOLY FUCK :D"
aaaaanddd then Brandon happened...
This is absolutely one of the best podcasts ever!
Why do you have Brandon. It just makes the show sadder in that Brandon is a thing.
Achievement unlocked: Watch an entire podcast with Brandon in it
Brandon is just a trainwreck of a human
omg today i realized i never finished this episode, what a treat to find
im actually going to be a sponsor so i can watch that theater mode shit. looks funny
+Hank Wimbleton I've been thinking about the same thing. I really wanna see it.
AoDxStudio
im gonna do what michael said tho. i dont wanna spend money on the long term, i just wanna see them when they're out
I fucking love seeing Gus being on this podcast. He's normally got everything relatively under control most of the time, but then he comes on this glorious shit show and just spends the whole time like "What the FUCK is happening right now."
Gus makes up for Brandon.
Geoff's "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!" is just too perfect :D
Brandon and Chris are very similar when they appear on the podcasts. They manage to say absolutely ridiculous things that almost completely halt whatever conversation is going on. They're occasionally funny but always awkward. It's totally bizarre.
Brandon's "Almost got into a fight in the movie theatre" story reminded me of all the stupid fights in highschool. The kids fighting would always tell eachother to meet at the baseball diamond/park after school cause they were gonna beat eachother up. No one ever showed lmao.
Brandon's problem isn't that he says idiotic things, it's that he defends them to the death.
The RT animated adventure that this doctor discussion spawns is going to be amazing.
settle down brandon, you always sound so distressed
That Brandon movie theatre story is gonna be an animated adventure I can tell
Am I the only one that whistles with the intro?
no
Apparently Geoff does, so yeah. I guess.
+BreakMeDown IV No, just no. He asked if he was the only one and you replied but you can't say "so yeah. I guess." because then Geoff wouldn't do it.
Tobias Wulff Either you aren't picking up the context or you don't understand ambiguity. Like, I'm not even going to explain myself here, it isn't worth my time.
BreakMeDown IV You say that it's not worth your time yet you just spent some "valuable" time writing that response... You really need to re-read the first comment. Because it seems that you don't understand a thing. He asked if he was the only one who whistled to the intro and you reply that if Geoff does it then yeah you are the only one, and that right there is a fail.
i love brandon purely for the fact he pulls out reactions that no one else can. seeing michael just mouth "what" to the camera at around 2:09:00 is phenomenal. i dont think i can stand him in real life but my god those reactions are great
Jesus Christ, Brandon. I love you... but you ain't the sharpest tool in the ted.
+The Sorge SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
+MCHellshit THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME!
I always quote Ray on that and I've never seen anyone else quote it
It's his 1 year streamaversary today, so it made sense
I'm sure Brandon is a fairly intelligent guy, good at good job and such..... But every time I listen to him on a podcast, I feel my brain dying
He is so the guy from cloudy with a chance for meatballs, and I didn't even realize you probably meant his nose, but then I realized it works so much better when you do remember the nose.
34:35 Im Mr Meeseeks why was so bad about me!!
Hahaha, yesss
lmfao
To Brandon Farmahini, I enjoyed having you. Please come back!