8:05 When they’re at the park you have the usual; them getting ice cream, 2 guys hanging out together, AND 2 FLOATING CHILDREN PLAYING TAG OVER THE BUSHES!!! XD
I mean IF YOU WEAR GLASSES IT DOESNT MEAN Your A FREAKING NERD LIKE DO THEY WAnT YOU TO FREAKING GET THE GLASSES OFF SO YOU CAN FALL MY SISTER IS SO BAD AT SCHOOL AND SHE WEARS CLASSES I Mean LIKE BRUHHHHHHH im chill dont tell me "bruh chill" ;-;
"Evve" Me: *Eevee?* Tristan: I should put her on her bed.. Also Tristan: **Teleports to her bed when it's not even a foot away** Me: *TRISTAN IT'S NOT A MILE TO GO TO THE BED!!* #Lazysquad lol I agree
Not really they didn’t get marry like until 3 years ? Owo if you did watch it carefully though you would kinda know but very funny comment and amazing seems original to meh UwU
“I think I should sleep now” Me: I’m going to sleep *1 hour later* Ok I should sleep now *2 hours later* Ok I am sleeping! *stays up till the next day* Lol
Tristan: Want to go to the park? Blair: OMG SURE! Next day Tristan: Wants to hangout? (Again) Blair: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME?! But they want to the park yesterday ? ;-;
HE ALSO INVITED HER TO A PLACE TO TELL HER NOT TO TALK TO HIMM LIKE BOI SHE NEVER TALKED TO YOU AND SHE NEVER PLANNED TO TILL YOU SHOWED UP AND YELLED AT HER FOR NO REASON LIKE BOI
Blair: teleport stuff and instantly falls out of nowhere 😂 Tristan: has to catch her like she's going to die I don't know if I spelled those right or if I even made sense sorry-
(Tristan) teleports to bed (Me) DUDE YOU SO LAZY THE BED IS THERE!!!!!! (My mum) walks in and stares at me ( me) okay okay I’ll shut up 🙄 (My mum) smiles and walks out proudly
Oh wait yea I forgot that GLMM but I wasn’t inspired from the title of it someone asked me to do this GLMM I had no idea what an alpha was though but now I do :>
Teacher: flings a paper airoplane and teleport her outa her office The pink girl (idk her name oof): meh idc Me: SHE JUST DID SOMETHING RLLY COOL LIKE WTH XD
Mum: How was your day today honey Stove: gets on fire Me: .o. Wow 🤩 Ima try that too >3 Edit: I actually did and it ended up getting cleaned by meh sadly :c
I’m mad that he didn’t mark her!! WAIT WAIT A SECOND!! Their children were too cute!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Like- If the children were cute Comment- If you wanted Tristan and Blair being Single
hey, i dont know you and you probably dont know me but pls dont hate on what im about to say could you subscribe to me i really wanna get famous i know begging isnt the key but i work so hard and only get 10 likes i know im not some famous you tuber with like 1000 subs or 100k but i have as much to offer as them i hope you like my first vid i worked so hard im coming out with another video during Christmas period it will be available but please take some heart to this comment i really really want to get famous and if i do ill give alot of shout outs and sub to you back, listen i know working hard is the key and i only have one vid but, think about it thanks (pls dont hate on me)
When I watched the part that the alpha said "its 12:57am it was actually 12:56am for me! But now that I think about it, it's such a weird coincidence...........
Dark_Pheonix I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt by saying maybe he could be adopted but tbh it still wouldn’t explain the same hair color so ig she cheating ;-;
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Mom:casually cooks fire
Blair: Doesnt even care
Mom: put fire in the oven
Blair: Enters room with some gormet bento.
That will be 99.99 .
I was like: okayyyy she’s cooking fire *puts in oven* okay now she’s cooking fire
LOL THIS GOT CRYING XDDDD
Lol
might aswell try this new recipe ive learned yk'-'
Blair: *Wears glasses*
Tristian: *Laughs* What are you, a nerd!?
Also Tristian: *Has bad grades*
Me: WhAt ArE yOu, An IdIoT!?
It’s true tho
lol
LMAO XD
Lmao😂
Omg she's not a NeRd just because she wears GLaSseS she is probably BLinD
Let’s all admire how well of a cook Blair’s mom is!!!! She cooked fire, such talent
I like how nobody is talking about when they studied all I see is an open book that says “D E A T H”
Oop
I'm second
IKR
I am 4 months late
Ik ive been wondering the t shirt that has a Illuminati sing
Mom:*Casually cooks fire and put it in the oven*
Blair:*Doesnt care*
*2 minutes later*
Blair:*Enters with gourmet bento*
Blair: "I wOnDeR wHo SeNt Me To CoMe HeRe"
Me: Nice acting
Yes thank you it took her 1 hour to make the acting like that UwU
@@iluvmefr. lol
@@iluvmefr. 0:13 DID YOU JUST PUT YOUR ARM ON YOUR WaIsT?
lol so true!!
Oooop
Blair's mom: casually burning the house., how was your day blair?
Haha true
*casually cooking with giant fire intensifies*
I mean I think everybody’s mom sets off the fire alarm when there cooking
😂😂
Bro she was just cooking-
"IS THERE SOMTHING U CANT DO?!"
Be smart duh
8:05
When they’re at the park you have the usual; them getting ice cream, 2 guys hanging out together,
AND 2 FLOATING CHILDREN PLAYING TAG OVER THE BUSHES!!! XD
Oof lol
Blair: **Drowns at beach**
Mother: "It Izz what it Izz"
XD
XD
Blairs friends it Izz what it izz
XD
I was ur 100th like :3
Blair: *puts on glasses*
Tristan: What are you, a nerd?
Me: *takes off glasses*
It wouldn’t have been better if you haded this. Me:takes of glasses and puts hair in a ponytail and gets fits ready! Just saying (No Offense)
But if your a boy then just gets fists ready :P
Good hehe
I make to
I mean IF YOU WEAR GLASSES IT DOESNT MEAN Your A FREAKING NERD
LIKE DO THEY WAnT YOU TO FREAKING GET THE GLASSES OFF SO YOU CAN FALL MY SISTER IS SO BAD AT SCHOOL AND SHE WEARS CLASSES I Mean LIKE BRUHHHHHHH
im chill dont tell me "bruh chill" ;-;
XD i did that too-
Blair's mom: *CoOk'S fIrE*, How was your day sweetie?
*Two minutes later*
*Blair ends up with a gorment bento*
Foot lettuce
Meepppp~ meep mep meep
I KNOW-
"And Evve went..-"
Me: YEET
"YEET"
Me again: Wtf...
@@xxartezmchanxx204 I said yeet and then it said yeet in the video after I said it
Ikr
If you have a problem with it then don't say anything, common sense ->-
@@xmai.x I thought it was funny
@@MariaGarza-nw3in nice :)
Tristan: "I should put Blair on her bed."
Also Tristan: **Teleporting when the bed is right next to him**
gacha logic ;-;
That is what I was going to say in chat!!!!😂
like no cap my second time watching this and still the exact same thought as u lol :)
Tristan: walking to the bed is so much work... So imma just teleport cuz i am lazy ÙwÚ
Americans do weird things, my child
"Evve"
Me: *Eevee?*
Tristan: I should put her on her bed..
Also Tristan: **Teleports to her bed when it's not even a foot away**
Me: *TRISTAN IT'S NOT A MILE TO GO TO THE BED!!*
#Lazysquad lol I agree
That’s the exactly the same thing I said when I saw that
Yep
He’s very lazy
Me: EVAAAA
😂 the same thing came to me HE HAS THE STANGTH TO LIFT A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL BUT IS TO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING ELSE #lazyboy
Blair: I hate you
Tristan: we both do right?
also Tristan:blushing in her room
me:I ShIp!!!!!
meh ship succeeded
ikr gurl SHIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
All the way to marriage it did UvU
I ship them tooooooooo
YOU DIDNT EVEN MAKE OUR SHIP A NAME!!!!
"and Evve went ... "
"YEET"
Me : " why didn't I ever think about this ? 😂😂😂 "
That’s an amazing ending right there😂
IK LOL
Ik right!
Xd
hahaha yea she got am AMAZING ending :o:p
The end was so funny when it said "evve well went...YEET" LOL
51 minutos ago meh 1 sec ago lol
Lol
@tarmovaling what the_
Same that was funny
YEAH...
"And Evve when -"
Me : Wat
"YEET"
OwO
l0l
Lol
Why does Tristian sound SO nice when they're texting but in real life sound SO mean?! And it's the other way for Blair..... 😑
Ikr
Omg my ex was like that
@@bug6934 yo that funny lol
@@yasminhi3549 ya I wish it was. He was an asshole
Fr
Tristian: Get away *A day later* Also Tristian: CAN I MARRY YOU? Blair: BOI IF YOU DONT-
i know lol :D
>=3
Not really they didn’t get marry like until 3 years ? Owo if you did watch it carefully though you would kinda know but very funny comment and amazing seems original to meh UwU
LOL
@@iluvmefr. so they got married at age 19?😏
Tristan: "-To tutor me"
Blair: "what why?!"
Me: *Because he's stupid duh.*
Edit: Alread 𝟐𝟎𝟎+ Likes, ty so much! X3
i do not get it but good trie😇😊😊😊💓💕💖
@@fidgetskawiia8788 oh lol, 9k :)
Ok*
lol
Rachelle Atwi It’s try, not to be rude 😇😇
8:31
Mom just casually cooks some organic, nutritious fire.
Lol tats so true
omg yea UwUz that meh cooking
Hahah yeah UwU
Spy ninjas are Legends it’s a fake one sub only
Oof
Blair’s mom just causally about to burn down the house: so how was your day?
Fr- lol
Love the name. Amazing just amazing
🤣
When they wee about to study
Blair: “who’s house”
Tristan: “yours”
Me: yOuR nO fUn yOu sHeEp!! UwU
Mom: so how was your day?
*Blair ignoring the fact that the house is gonna burn down.*
that's how we do it in America get used to it
@@cadiabyu LMAO!
Oh god, I’m really grateful I live in Australia now
@@lillybee_ 😏😏
Nice
“Get out of my sight”
YOUR THE ONE WHO GOT HER IN YOUR SIGHT
😒
.
True!
Fr
... please sstop
wow i love how the mom randomly cooks fire and it turn out to be actual food
😂
“I think I should sleep now”
Me:
I’m going to sleep
*1 hour later*
Ok I should sleep now
*2 hours later*
Ok I am sleeping!
*stays up till the next day*
Lol
Ok I do that all the time so we Relate to each other so ya
this is my routine of every night
@@silentsilence8048 what dose this explain about the songs that I want to know?
Relateable lmao
Itz_ Emily Lol that happens to me
Her sister or mother is cooking and I’m like
“What are you cooking? Fire, I want some!”
Åłłçø Błüęfįrë mother
Lol
I agree! Give me some yummy 🔥!!! :-P :-) ;-)
@dw@pa
**the face that the principal makes when she gets caught*
Edit: Eeeeeeeeeee thanks for all the likes I never got that much my whole life 🥺
Lol
Haha that’s right
Ikr
Your face picture is lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nvm
8:20
Mom: how was ur day Yesterday?
Me: THE OVEN IS ON FIREEEEEE
*fire burns at stove* “Did you any fun” - “yes” *Dosen’t go dirty with her answer*
Xd
Very true
Yeah it's true
True
XD
Tristan: Want to go to the park?
Blair: OMG SURE!
Next day
Tristan: Wants to hangout? (Again)
Blair: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME?!
But they want to the park yesterday ? ;-;
lol
BRUH HE SAID DON’T TALK TO MEEE THEN 5 SECONDS LATER HES TALKING TO HERR OKAY IM CONFUSED ASF💀😔
Ya.
😊😇
this is so true
i love this video
I thought I was the only one-
HE ALSO INVITED HER TO A PLACE TO TELL HER NOT TO TALK TO HIMM LIKE BOI SHE NEVER TALKED TO YOU AND SHE NEVER PLANNED TO TILL YOU SHOWED UP AND YELLED AT HER FOR NO REASON LIKE BOI
Everyone: Evve and Matrix are gonna date
Ocean Glare: Nope she goes yeet
Edit: OMG THANK YOU FOR 37 LIKES!!!
Lol
Evve goes yeet in the sky and Evve is in heaven XD
@@Ck_Xuan Lol
@@Ck_Xuan XD
facts
Blair: teleport stuff and instantly falls out of nowhere 😂
Tristan: has to catch her like she's going to die
I don't know if I spelled those right or if I even made sense sorry-
It's Tristian
Alpha Badboi: *I told you to come here to tell you to not talk to me.*
Innocent Gurl: *Why?*
Meh: *What the- hYucK!?*
Omg- ikr like bruh
ikr!?!?! Like if he didn't ever want to see her face again then why did he tell her to see him? lol
*And Evve went..*
Me: HUH WHY DID SHE LEAVE DA CITY?!
"YEET!"
me: *brah*
ThANk YoU fOR dA LikES ToT
what u mean bra 😏😂
I love the cute drawings in the intro!
THEY GOT MARRIED!?!?
They were not even girlfriend and boyfriend yet
Im so confused ;-;
Rightt
Wha-WHAT!?
they are boyfriend and girlfriend your not watching carefullyy thats whyyy
Aye you spoiled it Victoria cookie gaming
what do you mean they are😇😊💟💕
When he text blair look at the picture in blairs photo is tristians hair!
Yea, I think that's actually the thumbnail 😲🤔😄
I saw that too I think that’s the pic of the title but separated
I mean thumnail
True
Because it’s the thumbnail 🙂
no one:
literally no one:
not a single soul:
HEY I SAID NO ONE
What are you trying to say
Bruh
OH GOSH UNDERRATED!!!
so soo what do you mean?
I dont get it AT ALL😐
Her mom:*burns the house*
Also her mom:so how was u day 😁
Me: 👁👄👁
dang the texting part is nIcE- can I take the idea for the pfps on the side-
My mom: *hits me with a pillow until I wake up*
Her mom: *Screams WAKE UP*
Me: Now I see who the favorite child is... WaAaAaAAaAAaaaAaAAaAaaA
When he put Blair on the bed on yea he needs to teleport WHEN IT WAS JUST ONE FOOT AWAY HOW LAZY ARE YOU TRISTAN
(Tristan) teleports to bed
(Me) DUDE YOU SO LAZY THE BED IS THERE!!!!!!
(My mum) walks in and stares at me
( me) okay okay I’ll shut up 🙄
(My mum) smiles and walks out proudly
The stove and oven catch on fire me: ma’am there’s a fire mam
put out the fire please
She was eat expired but she was on the fire was coming with all the food so you won't see
@Abby Copson fun
Blair reminds me of my self!....
Except that I'm not pretty like her and that I will never be good or lucky enough to be chosen by the alpha.😭💔😭
orranute tanapong don’t say that! Everyone is pretty and beautiful on the inside and outside🥺⚠️❣️
@@iluvmefr. awww thank you
orranute tanapong No One’s Born Ugly😊
-_-
don't worry I bet your prettier in many ways than me!
"And Evve went... YEET"
Me: Same single pringle forever UwUz
#SiNgLe
soRry cAn't relaTe
ANYMORE
꧁Ava The Alien On Mars꧂ Same TwT
#singleforever
That was definitely the most beautiful gacha movie i ever watched, i'm enchanted with that masterpiece.😢💖
Oceans Glare: and Evve went...YEET
Me: U WERE SUPPOSE TO SHIP MATRIX AND EVVE U SUNK MAH SHIPP
YES TY
and evve went yeet
me: oh ok l-l ok
also me: yeets brother
xD
Hhhhhhh🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
And me says to my cousin in message
*whenever we'll meet I'll yeet u*
that was so funny! 😂😂
Pweseee throw my big brother he call me fat :((((((( NOW
HAHAHAHAHA
Evve is litearly me xd
Sorry for the bad grammar im not English UwU
Teodora Sekulic It’s fine
@@catscats9264 OwO
@Hally Reighn ÒwÓ
@Happy Bubble OMG YES XD
Xx Røxanne xX UwU
6
3
6
This video right here right now explains why ur my favorite gacha youtuber 🥺 ur so talented!
"And Evve went..- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
XD
Lol
I'm just watching as the mom is just casually burning the kitchen and I think of that gif with the dog saying "This is fine" xD
Alpha says yoy annoy me me: she never even talked to you in da first place peroid U_U
exactly don't even make sense :/
Ya
The mum was just casually setting it on fire 🤣 lmao
me: looking at the caption
my head: HE CHOSE ME HE DONT WANT YOU HE CHOSE ME NANNY NANNY BOO BOO
LOL
OMFG LOL
LITERALLY ME
The mom looks like Tristian and blairs kid or is that just me-
I agree
Omg she does 😮
Yehh
• Alex Devil • I agree
“Evve went..-“
Me: She was single and sad so she went YEET
“YEET”
Right when I saw the title ( The alpha chose me)vI was like “THE OCEAN CHOSE ME” (from mowana)
Edit: OMG TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES!!
Omg ur right
Oh wait yea I forgot that GLMM but I wasn’t inspired from the title of it someone asked me to do this GLMM I had no idea what an alpha was though but now I do :>
Moana*
Me too XD
is
Blair: lemme get to sleep now
Me: tries to get away from my mum
Mother: *shouts* *gets magical weapon out of nowhere*
Me: 👀🤧😭😭
xD
Mom: taking to Baire while the house is on fire.
Blair: not noticeing the fire
Me: WHAT THE WHAT THERE IS A FIRE!!!
Me like the ending
And evve went...
YEET
Is no one taking about her editing skills because they are amazing I could never.
"And Evve went..-
"YEET"
me: *yeeyts to*
Lol ahahahahaha that funnnnny
me: noice music, mom goes along with the song: few mins later she enjoys it
Me too idk why......🤔
Teacher: flings a paper airoplane and teleport her outa her office
The pink girl (idk her name oof): meh idc
Me: SHE JUST DID SOMETHING RLLY COOL LIKE WTH XD
i love how when the mom's cooking she just starts a full on forest fire on the stove and in the oven XD
Mum: How was your day today honey
Stove: gets on fire
Me: .o. Wow 🤩 Ima try that too >3
Edit: I actually did and it ended up getting cleaned by meh sadly :c
Same here =>
Umm why did the mum set the stove on fire but doesn't care? =_=
Nela Beletsova i dunno gACha LOgiC 0_o
IKRRR
two words.
*GACHA LOGIC*
I’m mad that he didn’t mark her!! WAIT WAIT A SECOND!! Their children were too cute!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Like- If the children were cute
Comment- If you wanted Tristan and Blair being Single
Take a second and appreciate her hard work and not being lazy unlike meh
OMG LIKE THE END AND EVVE WENT ''ÝEET''!!!!SOO FUNNYYY'
No one:
The mom: u know what I’m going to just cook some fire for dinner and call it food
hey, i dont know you and you probably dont know me but pls dont hate on what im about to say
could you subscribe to me i really wanna get famous i know begging isnt the key but i work so hard and only get 10 likes i know im not some famous you tuber with like 1000 subs or 100k but i have as much to offer as them i hope you like my first vid i worked so hard im coming out with another video during Christmas period it will be available but please take some heart to this comment i really really want to get famous and if i do ill give alot of shout outs and sub to you back, listen i know working hard is the key and i only have one vid but, think about it thanks (pls dont hate on me)
Alpha:who is BlairCREEPY CRAZY TEACHERS THAT HAS A MUSTACHE:FIND OUT YOUR SLELF
Hey!!☆ I liked and subscribed to your channel ♡♡ I hope you get 500,000 by the end of the year!!!
Ya know what’s scary she didn’t have lunch on her first day of school :O
Lil Kylie øøf :O
WHAT!!!😱😱😨😨😨
"Evve went.. YEET".
My opinion: best ending I ever watched in years
@LittlenuggetGamer ikrr
The fact the my ex’s name is Tristan annoys me but love the mini movie!
Your gacha ex or irl ex?
Tristan is my brother-
His name was Tristian with ia :/
@@karciey no I just spelled it wrong-
@@kitty_person5798 oh oki then :/
14:48
WHAT THE HECK?
This was one of the best gacha stories I have ever read
dONt Talk aBouT MY GrAMmaR😭
Keep making gacha videos!
Roses are dying
Violets are rotting
Outside I’m cheering
Inside I’m crying
S: TEAR RHYME HANDS DOWN
*And Evve goes yeet*
Best ending ever-
Him: u anoy me Me: Ur the one who Talks TO HER
i love how you did the drawing so cute!!!!
Me: looks at title pick** OoO .....ShE aInT hAvE hIs MaRk!!!! EeeRR REEEE REO OREO
L
No one:
Mom: *causally setting the house on fire*
When I watched the part that the alpha said "its 12:57am it was actually 12:56am for me!
But now that I think about it, it's such a weird coincidence...........
Omg the whole YEET thing at the end..Lol I was laughing so hard
Pretty sure she’s cheating on him with matrix bc LOOK AT THEIR BOI
Who cheatin?
Exactly, like how? They both hella pale and he look like my character.
Dark_Pheonix I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt by saying maybe he could be adopted but tbh it still wouldn’t explain the same hair color so ig she cheating ;-;
' ' I should put blair on her bed..' '
*Chokes blair*
(Me: ' ' NICELY. ' '
*Her being fine*
Blair's mind: I think I should go to bed now...
*turns phone off*
...
*doesn't put it away OuO and casually sleeps with the phone*
this is so funny! I love this glmm. so cute! Can't wait for your next one!
Tristan: Don't talk to me
*A few minutes later*
Also him: *talks to Blair*
Me: •~•
The first thing that anyone asks when they don’t know who they are texting:
Who is this?
hey, i dont know you and you probably dont know me but pls dont hate on what im about to say
could you subscribe to me i really wanna get famous i know begging isnt the key but i work so hard and only get 10 likes i know im not some famous you tuber with like 1000 subs or 100k but i have as much to offer as them i hope you like my first vid i worked so hard im coming out with another video during Christmas period it will be available but please take some heart to this comment i really really want to get famous and if i do ill give alot of shout outs and sub to you back, listen i know working hard is the key and i only have one vid but, think about it thanks (pls dont hate on me)
Video: Blair and Tristian had two kids and Evve.. SHE WENT YEET
Me: NO I WANTED TO BE THE ONE THAT WENT YEET-