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what is this oh wait its over weight gamer .
"gamer"... yes ofc
oh god
Its not over weight its " MORBIDLY OBESE FAT FRIEND"
Mr_I_Comment_On_Everything_Man ceewli
You mean 90% of you gamers?
Ah, the title is a website.
*_HOW INNOVATIVE_*
xSmokeyTheBear damn sad they got rid of this icon
lol i saw you in the uberdanger video! remember me?
Bro, that's a story even the Janitor will tell to his kids
to the top you go
MrAlexStefanescu it's Nathan!
Song at 4:52 is titled "Perfect Time", from the show "Nanatsu No Taizai" for anyone who was curious.
G M C j
ty i tried so hard
Thx man
"Oh god, my fart smells so bad. Come in here and smell it." Relation ship goals
Do these titles for every video from now on.
my favorite part was when Nidalee said "you got downs" shortly after missing a near point-blank spear
I make the video titles really long because when it comes to games with friends videos people aren't going to search for whatever I named it anyway. Like let's say that I named it VeiGENIUS right, no one is going to search for it on RUclips so the SEO doesn't really benefit me in that way. I could name it something like VEIGAR EPIC OUTPLAY but it's really just a games with friends video so that would just be a misleading title. So I just make the titles really long since they're just videos for you guys to enjoy while I make other shit.
Anyways while I got you here - let me tell you about the time I threw my underwear behind a toilet of an airport.
It was a while back, I can't really remember how old I was - probably around like 11 or something. My grandpa was visiting from Maryland and we had to go and pick him up at the airport, but it wouldn't be for a while that we'd have to go and get him and since he was landing at LAX with the traffic being terrible we decided to spend the day there and make our travel a little easier on ourselves.
So I'm in this LA area with my family and we decide to go eat at this chinese buffet place. Why? I have no fucking clue I was 11 give me a break. So we decide to eat there and everything was fine and dandy. It was a buffet so we could eat however much we wanted (which is probably the reason why I'm so fat nowadays) but etched on their paper place mats in small print it said that if you didn't finish the food on your plate they would charge extra or some shit.
Pretty bullshit if you ask me. So I looked at my plate and on it was this pile of meat that didn't taste very good, but my parents were getting mad because I didn't want to eat it - so being the submissive fuck that I am I decided to eat the meat which was a terrible idea.
The day goes on, it's hot as fuck, we still have a couple more hours before my Grandpa lands and we're driving in this shitty toyota where the air conditioner barely works. It sucked. I started getting car sick towards arrival of my grandpa and low and behold I end up throwing up in the car, on myself and all over the car.
Disgusting. For years there was still a stain on the seatbelt where I threw up.
Anyways, obviously I was starting to get sick - but my parents didn't think much of it. Cheap fucks didn't want to buy me new clothes though so they just made we wear this overall uniform my dad kept in the back of the car for work which was baggy and uncomfortable as shit.
Time goes on - my grandpa is finally landing at LAX and so we decide to stay at the airport and wait for his arrival, but I still feel sick to my stomach. This is where the diarrhea started to kick in and it wasn't welcoming me very well.
I felt it coming and as I sat there I realized that I had to go take a shit. So I booked it to the restroom and there was a fucking line. I don't know how long I waited there but my ass wasn't happy about it. Finally I was able to get into a stall and right when I sat down - clean underwear and all (mind you I had too take off the jumpsuit just to shit) I look down and just vomit all over my underwear while shit was exploding from my anus.
If you think that's disgusting, I had to live it so fuck off.
I throw my entire lunch into my underwear and that's not very good. Remember how I said there was a line? Yea, that meant that there were a shit ton of people there. I couldn't just get up and throw my shit (literally) into the trashcan.
So I got up, took off my underwear, curled it into a ball and tossed it behind the toilet - flushed put back on the jumpsuit and walked away.
Whoever the janitor was for the day and whoever went into the stall after me, I apologize.
Hey, i made the same comment 1 min before you do so that means you stole it
yes
This was actually pretty interesting story.
Settex that's deep and depressing
its deep and depressing because Matt wrote it.
I like how everytime Magikarpusedfly talked about each step, Bricky anxiety raises higher xDD
I just watched an eight minute ad halfway through the video from honda about energy efficiency.Pretty intriguing, I must say.
I like how your team is just having fun.
as a veigar main: wut the actual fuck
Artea *called veigar support*
...no, you pick him because of his massive stun.
...that lasts up to 70 seconds depending on the level of the enemy adc
His masteries say "i miss my father"
I'm so sad now
2:42 "I miss my father" LULW
2:47 I miss my father ;-;
bruh it's a classic at this point
Every single time Darkmane says Fools, it just cracks me up
Link:
I make the video titles really long because when it comes to games with friends videos people aren't going to search for whatever I named it anyway. Like let's say that I named it VeiGENIUS right, no one is going to search for it on RUclips so the SEO doesn't really benefit me in that way. I could name it something like VEIGAR EPIC OUTPLAY but it's really just a games with friends video so that would just be a misleading title. So I just make the titles really long since they're just videos for you guys to enjoy while I make other shit.
Anyways while I got you here - let me tell you about the time I threw my underwear behind a toilet of an airport.
It was a while back, I can't really remember how old I was - probably around like 11 or something. My grandpa was visiting from Maryland and we had to go and pick him up at the airport, but it wouldn't be for a while that we'd have to go and get him and since he was landing at LAX with the traffic being terrible we decided to spend the day there and make our travel a little easier on ourselves.
So I'm in this LA area with my family and we decide to go eat at this chinese buffet place. Why? I have no fucking clue I was 11 give me a break. So we decide to eat there and everything was fine and dandy. It was a buffet so we could eat however much we wanted (which is probably the reason why I'm so fat nowadays) but etched on their paper place mats in small print it said that if you didn't finish the food on your plate they would charge extra or some shit.
Pretty bullshit if you ask me. So I looked at my plate and on it was this pile of meat that didn't taste very good, but my parents were getting mad because I didn't want to eat it - so being the submissive fuck that I am I decided to eat the meat which was a terrible idea.
The day goes on, it's hot as fuck, we still have a couple more hours before my Grandpa lands and we're driving in this shitty toyota where the air conditioner barely works. It sucked. I started getting car sick towards arrival of my grandpa and low and behold I end up throwing up in the car, on myself and all over the car.
Disgusting. For years there was still a stain on the seatbelt where I threw up.
Anyways, obviously I was starting to get sick - but my parents didn't think much of it. Cheap fucks didn't want to buy me new clothes though so they just made we wear this overall uniform my dad kept in the back of the car for work which was baggy and uncomfortable as shit.
Time goes on - my grandpa is finally landing at LAX and so we decide to stay at the airport and wait for his arrival, but I still feel sick to my stomach. This is where the diarrhea started to kick in and it wasn't welcoming me very well.
I felt it coming and as I sat there I realized that I had to go take a shit. So I booked it to the restroom and there was a fucking line. I don't know how long I waited there but my ass wasn't happy about it. Finally I was able to get into a stall and right when I sat down - clean underwear and all (mind you I had too take off the jumpsuit just to shit) I look down and just vomit all over my underwear while shit was exploding from my anus.
If you think that's disgusting, I had to live it so fuck off.
I throw my entire lunch into my underwear and that's not very good. Remember how I said there was a line? Yea, that meant that there were a shit ton of people there. I couldn't just get up and throw my shit (literally) into the trashcan.
So I got up, took off my underwear, curled it into a ball and tossed it behind the toilet - flushed put back on the jumpsuit and walked away.
Whoever the janitor was for the day and whoever went into the stall after me, I apologize.
My RUclips app thanks you.
christian.mann91 same
*insert office thank you gif here*
That story nearly killed me, I was chewing gum when I started reading, and fucking choked on it because i was laughing so much
That poor janitor...
This youtube title story is the best thing magikarp has done
Here's *just the tip* you need to be a veigar main:
It's pretty short actually:
*Just the tip.*
1:55 love that 0/1951 hp
4:11 GRANADAAAAAA
lol the way the turret shot pulled a u turn
7:03 hey it's that frostprime guy, I just recently found his channel, and subscrooled. Feels nice to notice someone.
that Twitlonger is hillarious as fuck Omg thank you for this story Karp
My name is Daryl and I thought you were all talking to me and I got scared
Is that Mario music magikarpusedfly uses for the background music
i dont know why , but his Bricky sounded like Seth Rogen
THE KENSHIRO PART :)))))) OMG 10/10 such a good laugh dude, thanks :'D
4:30 nice iluminati gold value :^)
Yo this jokes are god level. I literally ascended to a higher dimension while laughing at those jokes.
I know this video is already old but does anyone notice that at 9:17 that's an ad crit gragas???
Jared Estrada oh geez you're right
took me 6 years to realize frostprime was the one screaming the jinx line
at the moment I'm watching this im rarealy drunk
I'm a little high 2 but not a lot
I'm a little brainsick right now :^)
yay my tank veigar supp has made its way through the internet and into karps life
sory magikarp i have exam tomorrow and i don't wanna film porn when i'm 18 XD
*?happy now neko*
MeSteR COLD gl with your exams when you spell Magikarp with a c
Fujoshi Pocky Neko my exam is not in english and i don't talk english very much and yes i have bad english :)
Fujoshi Pocky Neko it's a joke cuz he used to film porn before he did youtube
MeSteR COLD It's a joke. Magikarp wouldn't even be on an English exam xD(gl with your exams anyway)
MeSteR COLD link
That seven deadly sins part almost killed me, jesus christ
love ya noob
I accidentally put an "o" instead of "0" in the twitlonger at the end and it took me to some dude who posted a Bible verse today
HOW ABOUT YOU TELL NATHAN TO UPLOAD A FUCKING VIDEO
Love the forced laughter in some of these clips
6 views 10 likes gj youtube
Was one of his masteries....."i miss my father....?"
A Tip from a Veigar sup player: buy Relict for free passive stacks 😅
Relict ?
Twatch Twat relic shield
How does it give free passive stacks ?
Oh, I get your point.
But you don't get any mana regen AND it builds into Targon's, which is a maxHP% shield.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but you get stacks from hitting champions.
"Гранааааааата!" call was amazing, love it so much :3
zo kawaii
the part with the seven deadly sins song, too good
LOL THIS LINK XD
Legend has it that magikarp's underwear is still behind the toilet till this day! :OOOO
8:20 I fucking lost it when the LCS music started playing. x'D
notification squaaaaad
That Lee Sin play was glorious. xD I can't stop laughing.
first
Ktmrsh Fuxo
blue shell
The Overlord Pezz mega horn
Your titles just get better and better Matt
The link made me chuckle. Well done, Undie-Boy.
Best descrption for Veigar´s ult:
GRANATAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! xDD
The fucking Lee Sin edit was so good holy shit.
0:50 relationship goals.
Some fairytales still tell the story about the heroic lee sin jump
These are some epic veigar outplays dude. Maybe you should like consider making that the title, Something like "VEIGAR EPIC OUTPLAY"
Graves is getting his cigar back :D
i feel more bad about the person who walked in next more than the janitor. he gets paid to deal with that
Wowee! Kiandybumdy is the most inspirational animator of all time! I don't even remember Walt Disney!
"Anyways while I got you here" LMAO
....God fucking dammit Magikarp.
I love you man XD
his mastery page is named "i miss my father"....fucking broke my heart
i fucking love the anders quotes
his mastery page is titled i miss my father
All Lee needed was a luden's so he would also be a burst mage
That's some brutal interactive gameplay.
What is the meme of 'YOU GOTTA BE KDDING ME' when the lee fails
This is the first time I've seen a video title like this. By god, it's genius.
1:04 VOODOO MAGIC TURRET, BACK VILE DEMON BACK
Thank you for helping me through this extremely tough poop emoji
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT STORY HAD ME CRYING
that moment when your in a video but it's just you being deleted by veigar
feelsbadman
Here I am waiting for Magikarp to have a Rakan video
Never forget step 3. Is vital information. Much succeed, very win.
It's ok, the janitor was my uncle. he took it home and master baited.
still waiting for the "Press Q Once To Win (Draven) Actual Champion Spotlight" video
What I love about these videos is how it represents the actual daily reallity on the solo Q....
the masterie page he is using is called i miss my father ...
hey magikarp? Do you still use your razer nostromo for playing? Or did you bought something new/use keyboard?
No regrets about reading that. Glad I did it in fact.
This is the most creative title I've ever seen
Twitlong title could actually become meme.
Great potential
*waits for Veigar Actual Champion Spotlight*
Matt predicted another meme.
Holy crap, finally a Veigar video that is not performed by Scarra or Aniie Bot! :o
4:23 A meme from the past brought back to life 😭😂
@2:57 YO! Tell that darrell kid there can only be one! Shit mad confusing when I here B yelling at me & im not even in game! lmao
THIS IS SOME HIGH QUALITY CONTENT
9:29 Pretty sure it's Count Duckula, and I'm pretty sure it's an old animated TV show
Need to see a video of you playing Graves now that he got his cigar back.
HIGH QUALITY CONTENT LOL my favorite line
rule number 1 get outta my personal space. rule number 2... watch that personal space rule number 3 stay outta my personal space
next thing you know, matt posts a distress call in those links. I enjoyed that short read though :)
NOTIFICATIONS FOR VIDEOS IS THE BEST THING THAT CAME FROM RUclips THUS FAR
I'm pretty sure that at this point your next video title will be code to give our computers viruses that will then give us instructions to follow closely only to lead us to a man in downtown Manhattan that will tell us his life story and then hand us a piece of paper saying "This is a clever video title."