Ike punishes Vox to speak Japanese, immediately regrets it [NIJISANJI EN | Ike Eveland | Eng sub]

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @lucasgachalife0
    @lucasgachalife0 2 года назад +7784

    I don't understand Japanese at all, at least part of it was translated here, thanks, but how do I translate everything else that wasn't?

    • @smileysubs
      @smileysubs  2 года назад +1221

      Ah sorry, it was late and I'm lazy
      Here are stamps and translations for most of the rest (I think, let me know if I missed anything)
      0:29 anata wo fakku you - [fuck you] you (yeah, two yous)
      0:57 yukkuri iku de...iku kudasai - as Reimu says, [please c*m more slowly]
      1:08 yukkuri itte kudasai - what was supposed to be said, [please speak more slowly]
      1:16 kowai - [it's scary or I'm scared]
      1:24 fakku desu - [fuck]
      1:39 chinchin - [p*nis]
      1:50 nihongo - [japanese]
      2:02 kaita - [I wrote/typed it]
      2:16 ochinpo - [p*nis] another way of saying it, more vulgar
      2:54 aha, ganba...yes, hai - aha, [do your best], yes, [yes] (I'm not sure what Vox was trying to do here)
      3:13 kimochi yokatta na - [that felt good]
      3:47 fuck anata - fuck [you]
      3:50 ne chuu shiyo - literally [hey, let's kiss], but my google took me to questionable sites if you type this romaji, maybe yours is different
      3:58 kimochi warui - [that feels bad]
      reimu san...watashi no booru wo osu... - [Reimu, my balls something...] honestly not sure where Shxtou was going here
      4:25 ie. ie, Aiku, ie - [No, no, Ike, no]
      4:46 Reimu, arigatou gozaimasu - [Thank you very much Reimu]
      All that being said, my nihon5 is totem pole feta, so if anyone is more jouzu then please feel free to correct me

    • @lucasgachalife0
      @lucasgachalife0 2 года назад +80

      @@smileysubs thank you! ^^

    • @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 года назад +75

      @@smileysubs Thank you so much for the clip and translations! You were able to clip this and take time to translate it, I don’t think your lazy at all!

    • @richardpham8932
      @richardpham8932 2 года назад +40

      @@smileysubs I was confused why ne chuu shiyou was NSFW, but then I realized what happened.

    • @LukasInWriting
      @LukasInWriting 2 года назад +6

      @@smileysubs how does yukkuri itte kudasai translate to that and not asking some to say something slower

  • @janua5093
    @janua5093 2 года назад +6278

    Ike Eveland: *punish others to say Japanese.
    Ike Eveland: *get punished.

    • @capdaniel92
      @capdaniel92 2 года назад +70

      Vox use the Reverse Card

  • @purplemagic6153
    @purplemagic6153 2 года назад +11114

    Once vox is fluent in Japanese, all of us are dead...

    • @xue.0w0
      @xue.0w0 2 года назад +564

      The world will know p a i n

    • @nunumon_x
      @nunumon_x 2 года назад +312

      I will scream whit no s

    • @NostaStarries
      @NostaStarries 2 года назад +96

      @@nunumon_x yooo??

    • @yuuki6390
      @yuuki6390 2 года назад +79

      @@NostaStarries did they stutter?.?.?.?

    • @leavemealone7108
      @leavemealone7108 2 года назад +49

      @@nunumon_x ayoo??🤨📸

  • @ginncide
    @ginncide 2 года назад +9792

    Ike: if i force them to speak a language theyre unfamiliar with, they won't be able to communicate, haha
    Vox: i am going to inflict psychic damage on everyone here

    • @hoshisama1017
      @hoshisama1017 2 года назад +290

      Emotional damage

    • @ivenoname6277
      @ivenoname6277 2 года назад +226

      With reimu as their backup, which is really unexpected by me XD

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 2 года назад +90

      That what vox is always here for tbh but it's hilarious as fuck hahaha

    • @reinier3688
      @reinier3688 2 года назад +81

      Vox should be a bard lol. Everytime he talks everyone takes 1d4 psychic damage.

    • @wayababaya
      @wayababaya 2 года назад +5

      ☠️

  • @shipark2148
    @shipark2148 2 года назад +4234

    Reimu: this word is so gross
    Also reimu: okay say this word, vox. I gave you four options

    • @stardust9470
      @stardust9470 2 года назад +87

      Fun fact:Japanese say chinko repeatedly to inutilize recordings

  • @dimple9642
    @dimple9642 2 года назад +5294

    It wasn’t a punishment for them, it was a punishment for ike

  • @nish_fishie
    @nish_fishie 2 года назад +7970

    i love how reimu was just happily enabling this madness. what a queen.

    • @ivenoname6277
      @ivenoname6277 2 года назад +70

      "Whrn your brain is ded, just fcking do it" XD

    • @EdinLG
      @EdinLG 2 года назад +54

      It’s also someone else than her siffering from Vox’s “Voxness” in a way she found funny, not surprised she leapt on the opportunity like an orca does a seal.

    • @AlexHallon
      @AlexHallon 2 года назад +14

      doing god's work.

    • @whyparkjiminnotridejimin
      @whyparkjiminnotridejimin 2 года назад +6

      Me too😂

    • @Aerodumb
      @Aerodumb 2 года назад +8

      I don't know any of these people, but I like her already XD

  • @ChinchillaBONK
    @ChinchillaBONK 2 года назад +1854

    Most of chat : I don't understand Japanese.
    Vox : Kimochi~~~
    Also chat : I UNDERSTOOD THAT

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 2 года назад +123

      Just shows how much of chat are degenerates who watch more.. questionable anime lol

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +32

      @@anastasiao4036 as chat I can confirm

    • @CertifiedWeirdo829
      @CertifiedWeirdo829 2 года назад +11

      what does that mean tho

    • @ChinchillaBONK
      @ChinchillaBONK 2 года назад +15

      @@CertifiedWeirdo829 you sweet child. If you don't know, don't need to know like us.

    • @CertifiedWeirdo829
      @CertifiedWeirdo829 2 года назад +7

      @@ChinchillaBONK Well now im glad i dont know.Ty

  • @siel39
    @siel39 2 года назад +2755

    3:50 when Vox said "Shoto let's kiss" and Ike's reaction FJGDHJSFDHSD IM DYING

    • @ch3rry_lovr
      @ch3rry_lovr 2 года назад +307

      YEAH MANS JUST STRAIGHT UP GAGGED HAHAHAHAHH

    • @umin2121
      @umin2121 2 года назад +119

      oh i was wondering what it means

    • @starcrying6441
      @starcrying6441 2 года назад +109

      Then why did the translator made it seem like something way more naughty lmao

    • @allie4867
      @allie4867 2 года назад +62

      @@starcrying6441 maybe its like a popular BL line or doujin line lol

    • @grrrrrrr544
      @grrrrrrr544 2 года назад +8

      So romanticcc

  • @kero6298
    @kero6298 2 года назад +2894

    Never underestimate vox’s ability to make something unseiso

  • @euddjikkultthu
    @euddjikkultthu 2 года назад +1162

    Vox speaking japanese hits different than regular vox

    • @ruahoneybadger5828
      @ruahoneybadger5828 2 года назад +45

      I guess he is clan leader in the past for a god damn reason lol

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup2725
    @nevergonnagiveyouup2725 2 года назад +1266

    I swear to god vox, never teach him any romance languages-

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 2 года назад +108

      Linking him French Duolingo lessons right now

    • @Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu
      @Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu 2 года назад +56

      or arabic, if he ever speaks arabic I will personally ascend

    • @SpicyClover
      @SpicyClover 2 года назад +16

      Welsh lessons coming right up

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup2725
      @nevergonnagiveyouup2725 2 года назад +41

      @@SpicyClover why do I kind of think vox would be pretty good with welsh, it’s not a Romance language but he could probably change that-

    • @amani98001
      @amani98001 2 года назад +7

      @@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu FR see me I'm heaven

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +2009

    *"Fakudesu"* lol. Reimu!!! She's too happy with this punishment xD
    The moans... Probably a lot of people ascended
    Ike probably be like *"I didn't sign up for this".* He's so glad that it ended 😂

  • @Zaimulwaie
    @Zaimulwaie 2 года назад +891

    the japanese demon that forgot how to speak japanese

    • @evelynneclipse2069
      @evelynneclipse2069 2 года назад +135

      He's senile

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +94

      I'm sure being 400yrs old will make you forget somethings.. or the fact thats hes also British so

    • @rxscydanie
      @rxscydanie 2 года назад +9

      He's been in Britain for far too long that he forgets where he originated from

  • @naviaenjoyer
    @naviaenjoyer 2 года назад +571

    2:52 vox's "aha... gan... yes... hai..." was so funny amd cute for me HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @xue.0w0
    @xue.0w0 2 года назад +521

    It was at this moment Ike knew...
    He fucked up.

  • @plsdontyellatme4662
    @plsdontyellatme4662 2 года назад +554

    Shoto is so cute speaking japanese. Honestly it sounds like english is his second language.

    • @clareishon22194
      @clareishon22194 2 года назад +4

      This has nothing to do with the video but I like your Gray pfp :))

  • @DirtyCasual36
    @DirtyCasual36 2 года назад +765

    1:33 I love how Reimu just INSTANTLY tried to answer that instinctively

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 2 года назад +13

      She sounds like my Nana when she almost swears in front of her grandkids lol

  • @orange1302
    @orange1302 2 года назад +409

    1:23 Ok but are we not going to talk about how he's speaking Japanese but sounds Italian? HAHAHAH

    • @Taiyunn
      @Taiyunn 2 года назад +2

      SO TRUE WAIT WHAAAA

    • @tidisintegro
      @tidisintegro 2 года назад +2

      LMAO SO TRUE AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @redacted8983
    @redacted8983 2 года назад +344

    2:38 Vox is speaking the language of the dark lord!

  • @AngellishV
    @AngellishV 2 года назад +339

    They uno reversed the punishment for Ike lmao

  • @waterunderthebridge7950
    @waterunderthebridge7950 2 года назад +227

    3:31 Assuming it’s meant to be “寝中しよう”, then it’s really broken Japanese translating to literally “Let’s do (being) in (the middle of) sleep” which could mean “Let’s sleep together” in the naughty sense (tho I doubt it’s very understandable for a Japanese person without context).
    If it’s supposed to be “ねえ、チュウしよう” then it’d be a more innocent “Hey, let’s kiss” in more grammatically correct Japanese actually

  • @PinaaaColaaa
    @PinaaaColaaa 2 года назад +329

    Poor guy sounded so flustered he had to ask friends for help. There, there, Vox. I know your pain. Edit: Also this was a good learning experience.

  • @renuk8560
    @renuk8560 2 года назад +67

    5:05 the way how vox pronounced kimochi is so funny!

  • @zen.2746
    @zen.2746 2 года назад +428

    I laughed so hard on this part 😭🤣
    Also, as a Kindred, it's so funny to witness the chat when that happened, how quilldren traumatized w vox 🤣 kindred be like vox being vox , while quilldren 😨😨😨😨😨

    • @ruahoneybadger5828
      @ruahoneybadger5828 2 года назад +13

      Kindred already being used to it lol
      Like livers,Like Chat

    • @zen.2746
      @zen.2746 2 года назад +1

      @@ruahoneybadger5828 exactly 🤣

  • @_.Bubblegum._7295
    @_.Bubblegum._7295 2 года назад +250

    2:17-2:18
    Ike: “ NO- SHXTOU! “
    Is my favourite part in this whole thing 😂

  • @elivile.
    @elivile. 2 года назад +106

    Vox is that one friend who you know will want to learn every single word in a language that's considered "naughty" and will say them whenever they want to embarrass you.
    And I am also that one friend.

  • @aiforaneye
    @aiforaneye 2 года назад +45

    1:22 nothing will beat this

  • @Sourcreammm-q6s
    @Sourcreammm-q6s 2 года назад +48

    4:35
    Vox: How do I say "it's too late" in japanese
    Me: 判断が遅い (HANDAN GA OSOI!!)

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys 2 года назад +276

    Ike has the energy of an exasperated single parent of multiple children who just learned about cussing and s*c and are now teaching them to the youngest child.

  • @kuroen97
    @kuroen97 2 года назад +269

    vox needs to speak more japanese XD

  • @diaquallo
    @diaquallo 2 года назад +265

    That's a weird punishment.

    • @potongankuku4552
      @potongankuku4552 2 года назад +5

      Well he's just want to make the yabai stop so...

    • @diaquallo
      @diaquallo 2 года назад +1

      @@potongankuku4552 oop

    • @hayyeh7795
      @hayyeh7795 2 года назад +5

      It backfired badly tho lmao

  • @kabagyanchannel1201
    @kabagyanchannel1201 2 года назад +28

    3:15 Shoto’s version though cjwmdmwdw

  • @shinlansi8494
    @shinlansi8494 2 года назад +48

    3:30 omg am i in heaven or what ? his voice takes me to another dimension lol

  • @loudfanatic
    @loudfanatic 2 года назад +30

    I love how he can be SO not family friendly even on accident, literally everything that comes out from this man’s mouth is 18+

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 2 года назад +40

    "well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" -- Ike maybe ww

  • @SAwfulEPM
    @SAwfulEPM 2 года назад +50

    The minute "how to say something slowly" came up, I knew what was coming. Sure enough, Pomukkuri.

  • @aolian3
    @aolian3 2 года назад +13

    3:33 me and reimou scream laughing at the same time lmfao this clip is so hectic thank you so much for this and the amazing subs

  • @VanillaAnimations
    @VanillaAnimations 2 года назад +71

    🎺NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS🎺
    bless ike

  • @crimsonice89
    @crimsonice89 2 года назад +38

    it's funny how this is probably the kindest Reimu has been towards Vox, all it took was R18 subject

  • @rinzzn
    @rinzzn 2 года назад +94

    Poor Ikey just wanna have a normal life

    • @tsora1827
      @tsora1827 2 года назад +3

      is that a jojo reference-

  • @Sfw_Hana
    @Sfw_Hana 2 года назад +12

    4:20 the way vox says it here-😳

  • @kaleastanley680
    @kaleastanley680 2 года назад +52

    Me who’s currently learning Japanese: beautiful I’ll be sure to use this very educational video for my studies

  • @ummnonie
    @ummnonie 2 года назад +41

    i never knew vox was this bad at speaking japanese 😭 I would love to see a duolingo stream ( which is instant death for all jp kindred LOL )

  • @levelierlerias9925
    @levelierlerias9925 2 года назад +11

    3:19
    Reimu: Kimochi Yohkatta
    Vox: Kimochii Yohkatta!!
    PGR Players: HAHH!! KIMOCHII YOHKATTA!!!

  • @emeraldlily673
    @emeraldlily673 2 года назад +36

    *CONTROL Z OH MY GODS 🤣*
    I felt so bad for Ike the entire stream but so bad during this round 😂

  • @princessvillena6499
    @princessvillena6499 2 года назад +11

    reimu just being a bad influence
    while ike trying to stop her
    shoto just being shoto
    vox learning the wrong words
    ah what a peaceful day

  • @Mara_1337
    @Mara_1337 2 года назад +59

    I've never heard Shoto's japanese TT-TT
    TSKR!!

    • @shotos_solar
      @shotos_solar 2 года назад +13

      He can sing but cant talk japanese😂😂

  • @Ranrinrunren
    @Ranrinrunren 2 года назад +10

    I *Love* Ike so much, he's the one who at least keeps me sane lmaoo. He has such a chill/calm energy/vibes. It's just comforting, really.

  • @astrisperspecto4130
    @astrisperspecto4130 2 года назад +10

    Ike: "I like my games clean and pure"
    Vox and Shxtou: "Reimu, you wanna see something funny? TEACH US NASTY!"

  • @itzkitty4life560
    @itzkitty4life560 2 года назад +6

    3:14 SHOTO 🤧👏

  • @Unstably_Mental
    @Unstably_Mental 2 года назад +74

    Reimu just being SUS when speaking japanese

  • @meijilover
    @meijilover 2 года назад +26

    THE WAY IKE SCREAMED INTO THE MIC

  • @K.K_artS
    @K.K_artS 2 года назад +14

    I love how Reimu is enabling him XD
    And I don't know Japanese nor do I understand it but Vox sounds so nice speaking it!!

  • @sunny_stuff
    @sunny_stuff 2 года назад +10

    1:44 I had my volume fully up 😭😭😭

  • @icypotato3610
    @icypotato3610 2 года назад +54

    Vox broken japanese is so cute!

  • @ederelijah4775
    @ederelijah4775 2 года назад +28

    Someday he is gonna be fluent in Japanese (maybe) and then we are DOOMED

  • @sniperh2o325
    @sniperh2o325 2 года назад +68

    i know just enough japanese to understand what being said, and i loved every bit of what was being said lmao

  • @stardust9470
    @stardust9470 2 года назад +29

    Ike:hell no,this backfired
    The following was ikebo,but it looked like BL s scene

  • @vertinkaisaweeb1015
    @vertinkaisaweeb1015 2 года назад +39

    Ike: "Don't teach them bad words!"
    Bold of you to assume I don't know them already.

  • @oonavuorio6247
    @oonavuorio6247 2 года назад +16

    when Vox can finally speak fluent Japanese we are all doomed no one be safe not even ike

  • @ChoiShiki304
    @ChoiShiki304 2 года назад +5

    Bro he really is a demon, he single-handedly won that match all thanks to them getting so flustered over his strange questions😭😂😂

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 2 года назад +14

    Life is study. I'm learning so much more when I'm having fun, thank you! 😁

  • @addatoho
    @addatoho 2 года назад +5

    omg I drew the yukkuri pomu that appears in 0:56 some time ago!
    Never thought I would randomly see it in a clip video lmao.

    • @smileysubs
      @smileysubs  2 года назад +2

      Ahh I hope you don't mind me using it (it's such a good picture!) I could only find the Reddit post but if you have a Twitter or pixiv or something I could put that in the description instead if you prefer

  • @eronosukekun7550
    @eronosukekun7550 2 года назад +25

    what did reimu ate to be riding the chaos

  • @asraisrailyan2928
    @asraisrailyan2928 2 года назад +24

    Tears streamindpg down my face from laughing so hard

  • @HoshiCosplays24
    @HoshiCosplays24 2 года назад +7

    Ike: *being done with the punishment*
    Vox: THAT ROUND WAS KIMOCHI~!

  • @ladykynthos
    @ladykynthos 2 года назад +15

    Ok, but Shoto's pronunciation was actually good 😂

  • @arina_lovely
    @arina_lovely 2 года назад +9

    Ike after establishing the round in Japanese: Hah! Try speaking now!
    Also Ike after establishing the round in Japanese: *PANIK*

  • @itsfidan7077
    @itsfidan7077 2 года назад +7

    That stream was very kimochi…lol thanks for translating even though I’m days late

  • @ChinchillaBONK
    @ChinchillaBONK 2 года назад +42

    Did Reimu shout "Nnnooo!" When the round ended because she laid the win for Vox OR was she disappointed the round ended and no more Voxpanese?

  • @mqvsh2787
    @mqvsh2787 2 года назад +43

    "That round was kimochi" 😭 I'm wheezing

  • @not-quite-but-maybe
    @not-quite-but-maybe 2 года назад +6

    I've been trying to learn Japanese for over a year now and I feel like I'm not getting anywhere but I understood well enough to laugh at 80% of the funny stuff without mentally buffering so yayy

  • @Mahiru
    @Mahiru 2 года назад +52

    Lmao wut Reimu actually enabling Vox. Only when the one who suffers is not herself xD

  • @kyou8026
    @kyou8026 2 года назад +45

    HAHAHHAHA LMAO yeah i watched this live and this clip makes it even more funnier 🤣

  • @ametozukumazu6073
    @ametozukumazu6073 2 года назад +17

    If you don't know what to do, make sex noises.
    © Box and Shoto's brain.

  • @eza1019
    @eza1019 2 года назад +2

    Dharr Man title:
    Vtuber asks his friends to speak in japanese, INSTANTLY regrets it.

  • @jeon957
    @jeon957 2 года назад +5

    ok but the way vox was literally trying to learn a language and mimic reimu and Ike but won the round 😭

  • @lunar2629
    @lunar2629 2 года назад +2

    I just found these guys on the RUclips recommended and I already love the chaos

  • @very_coolkid
    @very_coolkid 2 года назад +5

    3:31 i laugh so hard at this

  • @OverseasFan
    @OverseasFan 2 года назад +11

    a meta reverse uno on the punishment

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 2 года назад +12

    XDXD 1:55 - ew, this is so disgusting. Go on. Do it! Here's how!
    ... This is not the first time... does she enjoy being disgusted? XD

  • @kanta2521
    @kanta2521 2 года назад +14

    Ike wanted silence, sadge lol

  • @awftsofia
    @awftsofia 2 года назад +6

    Once Vox gets fluent in speaking Japanese, Its the end for us

  • @Fungus_Pilot
    @Fungus_Pilot 2 года назад

    1:06 bro that chuckle!

  • @animexd1820
    @animexd1820 2 года назад +6

    Vox LITTERALLY CAN'T STOP BEING SUSSY😭😂

  • @siegfriedsrice
    @siegfriedsrice 2 года назад +7

    maybe he will think twice about a punishment like that again lol

  • @safiwren7812
    @safiwren7812 2 года назад +5

    "fuck-desu"
    amazing, vox

  • @sheeraxo4577
    @sheeraxo4577 2 года назад

    Yo i have no idea who these people are but they've been showing up on my feed but they are absolute chaos and I love to watch that

  • @alcothzeither261
    @alcothzeither261 2 года назад +4

    How come all "punishments" for Vox becomes mental torment for everyone else, haha.
    With the Brawlhala collab and this

  • @devinayuanitap.3309
    @devinayuanitap.3309 2 года назад +3

    3:31 😔👍

  • @mikochaa
    @mikochaa 2 года назад +10

    I got a big secondhand embarrassment listening to vox but it was funny too

  • @makaylabrooks8908
    @makaylabrooks8908 2 года назад +4

    Lmfao I love how he finished it like a villain lol these guys are so fucking funny

  • @princesscupcake4697
    @princesscupcake4697 2 года назад

    I may or may not be in love now. I don't know with who though. There are too many options. You have a new sub lol

  • @kishikaira2898
    @kishikaira2898 2 года назад +3

    Vox is speaking japanese but with Drunk Uncle roger accent🤣🤣

  • @ang3l._.j00n13
    @ang3l._.j00n13 2 года назад +3

    My ears feel so blessed, I looked like a tomato at the end tho...

  • @blu4get
    @blu4get Год назад

    I got so embarrassed that i took out my airpods, but then it just started blasting through my laptop speakers...

  • @isarein
    @isarein 2 года назад +7

    This was my motivation to continue learning Japanese

  • @EJ_XD
    @EJ_XD Год назад +1

    LMAO ファクです IS ONE WAY IG

  • @Tofunekouhai
    @Tofunekouhai 2 года назад +6

    How to speak japanese:
    FUCK.....ku desu.
    Always politely add -desu.🤣