Malewife Mysta Makes A Home Cooked Meal For Vox
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2024
- mysta meets vox in real life to show how much his skills in the kitchen have improved since luxiem first began. how much has he improved from "thinking fried rice is putting raw rice in a pan" in these five months?
vox shinji chair pose art: / 1527978787341672448
original stream: • HANDCAM COOKING w/Vox ...
featured talents:
Mysta Rian [NIJISANJI EN] - / mystarias-nijisanjien
Vox Akuma [NIJISANJI EN] - / @voxakuma
#mystalive #voxpopulive #mystaworldwide
Truly, there's nothing as horrifying as Mysta and his rice cooker.
it aint even a one hahaha if anything its the rice that he cooked lol
Mika and her sandwich maker, or her hair straighter? Honestly they feel so much like siblings
@@toawing Never in my life did I see a more appropriate brand for someone then after watching those two cooking streams
It's a horror movie in its self
Him being in the kitchen is horrifying without touching anything at all
My filipino ass literally fucking screamed in terror seeing Mysta pour that starch water back into the rice 💀💀💀
same the anxiety that i got from this vid and my anger issues just got higher lord jesus christ forgive me😭
My latin ass feel that pain too.
i’m south asian and i’m actually rolling in my grave
Same bruh tf is up with that mf 💀💀💀💀
Same, I don't really cook but Ik that the way he was cooking was terribly wrong cause I always watch my Asian family when they cook💀💀
Vox unleashing his inner Gordon
Rightfully so. Vox is all of us watching this
HAHAHA
As he should
I’m glad he did
when mysta was "washing" the rice i was crying like actually shedding tears
oh I was just laughing my ass off at that point lmao
I was about to wheeze like fulgur and become a kettle too hehe
I was practically cursing and laughing with a tad bit of sadness💀💀
Who wouldn't cry when he literally placed the dirty water back to the rice and only washed it once? And the fact that he's part southeast Asian is just-😭😭😭😭
@@offxialsky1298 *the water with a bit of rice powder in it
Because you were proud of him, or because of how he was doing it?
I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed
He made a whole ass basement underneath rock bottom
He mined past the bedrock
He's so below rock bottom in the sense of cooking skill that he is floating in the void.
ikr?? my cooking skills are abysmal but at least I've never DUMPED THE RICE WATER BACK IN THE RICE
10:00
“I would make this for her majesty!”
“well you’d finally bring her 96 year reign to an end”
guys he did it
I knew he was suspicious 🧐
🤨
Fr…
Hmmm...
"I'd make this for Her Majesty"
"Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end"
I'M HOLLERING
THAT DID NOT AGE WELL
It really didn't and I can't! 😂😂😂😂
noooo 💀💀
It truly didn't.
The biggest prediction of 2022 came from vox akuma wowee 💀
IM DEAD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
Alternative title: Vox losing his sanity for nearly 17 minutes
Vox and everyone who watched...
0:40 that Ramsay impression was spot on
1:10 and then Mysta follows up with the impression as well especially the "and garlic" part XDXD
OHH THATS WHAT IT WAS
4:55 the way he stopped mid-sentence in disbelief lmaoooo.
Also the way the music stopped as Mysta started chopping
6:50 too
8:25 too :'D
10:03 oh my god he really cooked for the queen
😂😂😂
*Points at Mysta* it's him officer! He's the one!
🚔🚔🚔
9:45 You can really tell Vox has lost it at this point due to the crack in his voice
Gives the “I HAVE NO CAKE” vibes
why is Vox's Gordo Ramso impression so fucking spot on wtf
His voice is a literal fucking clone of gordon im dying
His British init?
IKR, the only reason I believe he's not the real deal because Gordon would have taken that knife halfway through at most and either finish Mysta or himself lmao
the mad lad did it…he finally gave his food to the queen …
Lmao!!
Every time Mysta cook its intresting and also painful, and I don't even know how to cook that well
Still not quite as scary as Rosemi trying to open a can, by stabbing it after breaking the can opener
The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for _the knife_ and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.
Started crying not even 3 minutes in. The frustration of watching Mysta cooking is real.
began crying for other reasons. holy shit.
As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us.
I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this
Deepest condolences to the farmers and butcher who worked to produced the meat, the farmers who grew those vegetables. I am in pain too, I apologize in Mysta's behalf...
A professional Asian tho
I read this in Steven He's voice
as a professional asian i would also like to give me dearest condolences to everyone who has ever consumed mystas cooking, as they are most likely in the hospital from food poisoning or are experiencing/experienced pain.
I love when Vox is like midway through talking Mysta does something unbelievable and it just renders Vox speechless 😂
"This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is"
Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything
maybe he did feed this to the queen
BYE💀
I thought Mysta will be another pretty boy, but damn he’s a chaotic himbo 😂
Mysta doesn't have himbo energy though 🤔
Me: *watches peacefully*
Mysta & Vox: *touches hands*
i scream 😫✨
A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta.
Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!
And then you realise how much seasoning he added (half a bottle of soy sauce???? really?) and die a little more.
In terms of aesthetics, I guess. But Mika's testament regarding it's taste is that it's pure salt water out of the ocean
@@hayyeh7795 oh... mysta moment...
2:40 you could have blindfolded me and told me this was Gordon Ramsey and I would have believed you
Alternate title: Vox loses brain cells for 17 minutes.
I'm wheezing over here. Absolutely HILARIOUS
Now watching this makes me cry and laugh at the same time
This did not just show up in my feed rn 😭😭😭
"Tap it gently okay?"
*Proceed to fell the 1big spoon of it*
I mean he's got the knife agression level of Filipino mums/grandmas but that was it, truly terrifying-
This hits different after I’ve seen this dudes face😂
same
Vox going full "Gordon Ramsey" whenever Mysta does something questionable was too funny lmao
11/10 Cooking Stream
i audibly started saying “no no no NO” when mysta asked if he could eat using the tongs that touched the raw beef, but at least he checked first instead of just trying it 😂
"and then we put the water back in :D" the way he said that with such confidence
chat was crying this entire time LMAO
Maybe Mysta's cooking really was what brought queen Elizabeth's 96 year reign to her end 10:00 xD
Omg yws about to type that 😳👏🏻
Was looking for a comment like this 😂
@@honeyworksvocabts1571 Vox is a prophet apparently
Was just thinking this
R.I.P Vox, he has lived for over 400+ years witnessed so many things but his fate finally came to and end.
edit: OMFG 2.1k LIKES OMFMFMNEJDXNJN
LMFAOOO 💀💀
2.1k likes? 1 comment? lemme change that
@@_magic_moonlight_8757 lmao
why does vox sound like Gordan Ramsay when he was telling mysta to wash the rice correctly 😅
I love how the comments are pain and condolences for Vox 💀
Coming here bc i miss him already 😭🧡
Same😭
Me too 😭
i think… im losing my braincells when i watch this stream..
When i told you I cried watching this stream... I really did. The rice being half cooked (or is it even half?) They way he cut the vegetables...the seasoning...oh dear. For Mysta this is an improvement.
I genuinely died throughout this whole video.
If Vox wasn't here, this would have gone WAY downhill
Mysta gives off incredibly unhinged vibes
vox losing his FUCKING mind gives me so much life, I have to keep rewatching it. o7 thank you for the small sacrifice of your sanity milord
4:57 that silence was so LOUD.
Vox was losing his mind thoughtful the stream and I did too 😭
As a Filipino with super strict grandma this made me genuinely cry😂 but I still love how he tried.. the cucumber chopping and the rice really made me burst out my tears😂❤
and now we have kotoka to continue the legacy
I miss Mysta😭😭🧡🧡
10:04 this did not age well 😂
When her 96 years old reign actually ended 3 month after :🙂
this is just ...hurtful to watch for somone who loves cooking
Not vox being the next Gordon Ramsay 😂😂
As someone who rinses and strains their rice before cooking it, I 1000% feel Vox’s pain.
Correcting myself. I no longer feel Vox’s pain with JUST the rice.
I don't even cook often and watching Mysta cook is making me cry in disbelief
Mysta's cooking is like watching my intrusive thoughts win in the kitchen.
9:58 SO IT'S MYSTA'S FOOD'S FAULT...
My coping mechanism rn
The silence when he chop the cucumbers!😂😔
Vox’s British came out for the first time I heard him say, “ twat”
my filipino ass just instinctively commentated the same way as vox was trying to teach him how to wash the rice properly i'm in tears
"I would make this for her Majesty"
Wow, Mysta actually did it
My 6 year old cousin can season and cook an omelette well....
It's already a flex compared to this
10:05 oh no....
"i would make this for Her Majesty"
that explains a lot about recent events
Her reign ended but it wasn't Mysta's fault. JUSTICE ON MYSTA'S NAME😂
😂😂😂
So thats why the queen died
Holy shit he killed her
Just don’t cook rice ever again, Mysta.
😭😭😭😭😭
never let two bri'ish people be in a room together, especially when one of them's cooking.
its actually a really good gordon impression
The fact the queen died a couple months after this was uploaded says a lot
mysta calling a leek 'Pokemon Thing' really took me out
I'm enraged like I'm speechless rn dude when he put the black pepper my dude to tell you I almost punched my tablet is an understatement
The queen died from my stash cooking and fox sounds like Gordon Ramsay ok bye
The way Vox goes FULL BRI'ISH when he's alone with Mysta.
I was genuinely concerned for Vox' well-being
maybe he did give that food to the queen..
Vox did not just call paprika spicy omfg
well in all fairness there are different kinds of paprika and also hes british lmao
British moment
I mean knowing mysta, he probably would’ve added half the bottle of it if no one told him anything so I get why Vox would be scared lmao
Finally! That’s what I’m saying. I’m like that’s the most statement I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Paprika??!!
@@kolourfulneco I've never heard that either I thought it was just a spice for flavor LMAO
Lmao knowing mysta used to cook raw ice and literally fry it, well the soggy rice might not be the worst after all
Im not gordon ramsey level good at cooking but i can and this is the most painful thing I've watched so far.. vox i admire you for enduring that.. still love you tho mysta 😅😅😅
Vox reminds me of gordan ramsey💀💀
The way mysta just holding the knife while vox was criticizing his cooking skills and meal 😭
10:00 The queen died 3 months later.
10:00 well now we know what happened to her--
I love the hand holding at the end
Vox's Gordon Ramsay impression is SO GOOD. British man istg.
now we know how the queen died.
mysta finally washed his rice and i sorta feel bad for vox and the others eating this 😭😭😭
When vox unleashes the inner brit in him its just pure comedy, I loved this so much
10:04 this didnt age very well 😂😂
Ngl this was peak content. Damn I miss Mysta....
I believe we have found the next contestant for Master Chef
"I'd make this for Her Majesty"
"Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end"
now we know-
He foreshadowed it-
Mysta makes me so happy😂❤
9:59 well...
10:00
*Well.*
Can't wait for the Mysta and Mika cooking colab where they cook war crimes together.
OH GOD I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA AFTER HE ADDED TOO MUCH PEPPER
My hands are on my face the entire video.
Vox is literally Gordon Ramsay 😭😭😭