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  • @sirpuffball6366
    @sirpuffball6366 3 года назад +6485

    Love how Dwarven tech is pretty much perfectly designed to counter elven tactics

    • @shroudthewolf1105
      @shroudthewolf1105 3 года назад +770

      Never underestimate the craftsmanship of the dwarves. If they face something that caused a big issue. They will make the perfect tool for the job

    • @stonksrgud7645
      @stonksrgud7645 3 года назад +545

      i also love how the dwarfs make a perfect wall and then the elves just rush in and ruin the tactic, anyway, their loss

    • @knos5231
      @knos5231 3 года назад +299

      They are stubborn, but fierce and honorable warriors, who doesn't love a short man with the will of a thousands, they are great in cooperative combat and military discipline, while the elven armies are elegant, the best archers of middle-earth, they have good manners and are well trained for combat as well, both sides have great warriors with different styles, a beautiful way of handling the situation, especially on dwarfs side

    • @goontheracoon
      @goontheracoon 3 года назад +91

      Fuck em tall far-sighted, pale bitches!

    • @fightingseal1815
      @fightingseal1815 3 года назад +70

      after the elves wouldn't help them they prepared for war with the elves

  • @sandman4663
    @sandman4663 3 года назад +5598

    Dwarves: Perfect shield wall. Elves: *jumps over perfect shield wall.* Dwarves: but, why

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 года назад +391

      Seriously why? They really dont like living

    • @donkledaddyjr7668
      @donkledaddyjr7668 3 года назад +252

      Ikr, they might get one or two good strikes off but they’d be dead quickly after.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 года назад +212

      @@donkledaddyjr7668 yea cuz they will be pinned between the dwarves pikes

    • @arthurgaillet1072
      @arthurgaillet1072 3 года назад +240

      Bc elves would rather die with style

    • @stevencopeland4141
      @stevencopeland4141 3 года назад +56

      So the dwarves could then charge the line

  • @jankoo285
    @jankoo285 3 года назад +3870

    I like how dwarves who where fighting elves just immediately turned to fight another enemy without hesitation

    • @ajgraham7085
      @ajgraham7085 3 года назад +312

      Fighting over a keep vs fighting for survival.

    • @curtisrichardson920
      @curtisrichardson920 3 года назад +254

      Dwarves with every fiber of their being hate orcs they just can't stand elves

    • @nick-zigzag2677
      @nick-zigzag2677 3 года назад +23

      Two races if light then the dark show the light is gonna be like fuck you lol

    • @guillaumeandre992
      @guillaumeandre992 3 года назад +58

      Orcs and goblins are dwarves favorite ennemy

    • @berndb7674
      @berndb7674 3 года назад +34

      Stupid Elves. They just could annihilated the dwarves, but instead they jump over the pike wall with a death wish. ;-)

  • @adamosca6399
    @adamosca6399 2 года назад +1478

    Dwarven war fighting is so based in protecting each other and moving as one unit to counter the enemies size snd number it’s absolutely beautiful to see.

    • @evilcartmensolo7198
      @evilcartmensolo7198 2 года назад +17

      Until the dumbasses from under the mountain come out all one at a time leaving each other open for attack. The cousin who showed up is a real dwarf he deserves to be king.

    • @prediculous8059
      @prediculous8059 2 года назад +32

      @@evilcartmensolo7198 To be fair they were attacking. It's hard to make a formation in the blue while being pinned and attacked.
      Plus they were still protecting each other by following up a kill, and just one throwing axe

    • @cozzyinferno272
      @cozzyinferno272 2 года назад +33

      The dwarven shield wall is like the Spartans Phalanx or a Viking Shield wall. I love it!

    • @Hieroglyphics87
      @Hieroglyphics87 2 года назад +7

      just like the spartans.

    • @Dr_Weirdoo
      @Dr_Weirdoo 2 года назад +9

      @@evilcartmensolo7198 In LoTR the book it says that he became the king after Thorins death

  • @cesarandres700
    @cesarandres700 4 года назад +5127

    Dwarves protecting the elves.
    Orcs: we thought you hated elves
    Dwarves: yes we do! But only we’re allowed to bully them!

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 4 года назад +317

      @@pasp9866 The rivalry betwwen elves and dwarves in the Tolkien universe is surprisingly complex, but in most cases it boils down to the elves looking down upon the dwarves for being short, stocky and inelegant. The dwarves see the elves as cocky weaklings and blame them for much of the evil in the world (partially rightly so).
      But they were never outright enemies, apart from a few incidents, and often stood togehter against their common enemies. There's also the whole dwarf creation tale, but Im not gonna try to do that on on memory...

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 4 года назад +63

      Orcs though are the ainciant and so enmy and have killed many thousands of either sides peoples. Far more than have of each other. . They may have a grudge but they are willing to put it down to face down the Orcs.

    • @isitnotwrittenthat1680
      @isitnotwrittenthat1680 4 года назад +82

      @@elgehater the basics of creation are that the dwarves are the eldest race but were forced into stasis so the elves rose first. It was basically due to the miar squabbling (can't remember which two)

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 4 года назад +6

      @@marcoschindler1363 this is very true :)

    • @belion438
      @belion438 4 года назад +22

      @@marcoschindler1363 It was Aule someone who is the hephaestus of the gods in valinor.

  • @BlueBird-wb6kb
    @BlueBird-wb6kb 7 лет назад +924

    Anti-Arrow Ballista, Fuck that's genius, also nice that they have war machines.. makes the dwarves more complete in battle!

    • @Chaoticstorm
      @Chaoticstorm 7 лет назад +90

      I loved those ballista's. Besides the obvious purpose of completely destroying the elves primary tactic of raining arrows to wipe out large numbers of an army, the tails of those ballista are spread out so well that when it lands on the elves it pretty much does exactly what the elves arrow volley was suppose to do.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 7 лет назад +56

      Well dwarves do have best artillery in Middle-Earth.

    • @scelox7462
      @scelox7462 7 лет назад +38

      wargoaaaaaaaats

    • @danietkissenle
      @danietkissenle 7 лет назад +12

      WAAAAAAAAGHOTS

    • @aussieassassin660
      @aussieassassin660 7 лет назад +2

      Dont tell the elf. Gimli and who ever created those ballista bolts.

  • @tiranu
    @tiranu 3 года назад +947

    Thranduil: We have arrows and kill you with them
    Dain: Uno Revers Card

    • @stevansindjelic3274
      @stevansindjelic3274 3 года назад +10

      @your local crusader Dwarves are best

    • @captainfry245
      @captainfry245 3 года назад +7

      Uno reverse twirly whirlys

    • @donruanzin
      @donruanzin 3 года назад

      Como seria dito no Brasil: “Vai comprando +4 aí, otário!”

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 2 года назад +1

      @Herr von Stein thranduil: *do it again*

    • @matthewdoherty803
      @matthewdoherty803 2 года назад

      We have arrows
      Lol we have bigger arrow

  • @bluecarton43
    @bluecarton43 3 года назад +643

    Elvs: fiers arrows
    Dwarfs:PARRY THIS YOU FILLTHY CASSUALS

    • @captainflarg
      @captainflarg 3 года назад +22

      Elves: da fuq

    • @wyettastone
      @wyettastone 3 года назад +6

      DODGE THIS YOU BASTAAARDS

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 2 года назад

      But unless elves fire again dwarves cant use it cs if they do elves will just fire after it making the whole thing useless

    • @korpakukac
      @korpakukac 2 года назад

      Fiers
      Fiers
      Fiers
      Fiers

    • @ravenoctavious
      @ravenoctavious 2 года назад +1

      @@filipbitala2624 Have you ever shot an arrow that far before? Long Bows that are made to fire that far are incredibly hard to draw back and release for that much range. It'd be impossible for them to be able to re-draw and fire a volley like that in a short repetition, where the Dwarves were using Ballista. They just had to load them and crank the rope back, and it was ready, no strain on the arms or back. Now, if the Elves had been able to consider another option, of changing their volleys into smaller batches, then, they could out time the ballista, but they were in the midst of combat, and a very large rampaging herd of massive goat bull horse creatures, with heavily armored and weaponized, screaming dwarves happened to be approaching at an alarming rate. They were pretty much in training motion mode. Not much room to think about a different tactic, they had to hold to what they knew, so that they could at least try to survive. Its seen even in irl modern day combat even. Regardless of the setting, of it being military, a fistycup bout, or even a simple competitive game. If you are on the ropes, and don't have enough time to think of what to do, your body just resorts to the muscle memory you built into it. For them Elves, it was just everyone firing their arrows at the same time, and then side stepping like a guy lag stepping you on CoD and there is nothing you can do about it cause your internet isn't good enough to outmatch the other's crappy internet.

  • @olivierpelletier9643
    @olivierpelletier9643 4 года назад +2823

    God I love how the dwarves do not hesitate for even one second to fall in formation. Thats what dwarves are about in Tolkien's world and D&D. Perfectly disciplined when it comes to battle, drunken belching fools when not.

    • @MagizZziaN
      @MagizZziaN 4 года назад +120

      Also they detest goblins so much, they would drop anything else to fight them instead.

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 3 года назад +16

      And then there is warhammer spiteful little shit backed by industry

    • @RandallRuina
      @RandallRuina 3 года назад +36

      Sometimes they are drunk when fighting

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 3 года назад +73

      So what you're saying is they're both disciplined *and* know how to have fun? Sounds like perfection to me

    • @kingjulian7045
      @kingjulian7045 3 года назад +2

      @@lettuceman9439 not really

  • @henriquemoraisjones708
    @henriquemoraisjones708 6 лет назад +5924

    Riding into battle in a giant goat, and crashing into an orc horde, with Sabaton blasting. That's how I wanna go.

  • @joebennett1321
    @joebennett1321 3 года назад +605

    0:44 Oh my god, that face just captures the situation perfectly. Your race is well known as being fantastic archers whilst the dwarves are known as greedy drunkards and when you unleash an arrow barrage, not only is it fully countered without enemy casualties but it instead cuts down his own men. Just pure fear and shock

    • @ChickenMan_1234
      @ChickenMan_1234 2 года назад +54

      i would kinda get scared if the only thing im good at is a bow and it becomes fully useless

    • @averagegamerguy5967
      @averagegamerguy5967 2 года назад +11

      thats the OI!! thats cheating look

    • @model0.519
      @model0.519 2 года назад +20

      "Well SHIT this is not good"

    • @HelloThere-mo1zz
      @HelloThere-mo1zz 2 года назад +9

      I absolutely love THAT face 🤣🤣

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 2 года назад +7

      The actor went above and beyond to portray that character to absolute perfection.👌

  • @thedarkadmiral3627
    @thedarkadmiral3627 3 года назад +372

    “Would you consider...JUST SODDING OFF!!!”
    Badass quote

    • @askleivson275
      @askleivson275 3 года назад +4

      I know. Its awesome. I like it to.

    • @berndb7674
      @berndb7674 3 года назад +4

      This is the comment I was looking for. :-)

    • @lucascorreaallan5743
      @lucascorreaallan5743 3 года назад +16

      virgin elf: it was twitching
      chad dwarf: that is because my axe is buried in its head

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 2 года назад +3

      Coming from anyone other than Billy Connolly it would not have worked.

  • @uthorumber157
    @uthorumber157 5 лет назад +3196

    Dwarves are so underrated. They're so damn badass

    • @pumasjm69
      @pumasjm69 4 года назад +59

      Sven Erikson That's the reason Santa chose Them as partners

    • @sgt.krakatoa1093
      @sgt.krakatoa1093 4 года назад +18

      @@pumasjm69 aren't those elves?

    • @g.potstra8318
      @g.potstra8318 4 года назад +41

      @@obihugzenobi With good reason if you know any of LOTR lore.

    • @o33o47
      @o33o47 4 года назад +35

      @Obihugzenobi the dwarves were given an offering: Reveal who had the one ring to get the remaining Dwarven Rings and Moria, they refused said offer. Another thing, Dwarves defended Lake Town / Dale when it came to it, the elves wanted to leave Middle-earth as soon as problems arose.

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 4 года назад +21

      They're strong and excellent craftsman but Elves are just genetically superior. But a dwarfs determination can bring him to equal the natural edge of a Elf. The Dwarves are Batman and the Elves are superman. If the Dwarves had the equal attributes, height, they would probably be better than the Elves in everything. Like if Batman had the same powers as Superman. Batman would literally rule the universe but he wouldnt because hes Batman and only wants good. Also Batman's will and determination are several times better than superman. Superman just sucks is my point

  • @raindrain1
    @raindrain1 4 года назад +2284

    >Dwarves: set up shieldwall
    >Elves: Yeet over it to fight the orcs in melee
    WTF

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 года назад +162

      Elves are suicidal and dwarves are strategic

    • @mentalcorrosion108
      @mentalcorrosion108 4 года назад +184

      Elves be like:
      *Suicide is badass*

    • @Bukyru
      @Bukyru 4 года назад +36

      If they would have emptied all their arrows first they would have one that fight but like helms deep they charged and lost

    • @TheodenEdnewDoesDnD
      @TheodenEdnewDoesDnD 4 года назад +10

      Right? The elves and dwarves now are best of buds once the orcs show up.

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 4 года назад +31

      Shieldwalls are only effective if there's no other way. That was a hastily set up shield wall with open flanks. In my opinion, the sudden jump of the elves saved those dwarves

  • @troutwarrior6735
    @troutwarrior6735 3 года назад +438

    I love how the Dwarves have special weapons designed to counter elven tactics. You can understand that they've had a long history of conflict. . .

    • @libraofscales846
      @libraofscales846 2 года назад +37

      Yep its even funnier to see that they also have some really good tactics while working together which also shows that have along history with that as well XD the perfect love hate relationship

    • @qrius1305
      @qrius1305 2 года назад +10

      @@libraofscales846 just like Brits and French XD

    • @HelloThere-mo1zz
      @HelloThere-mo1zz 2 года назад +6

      @@libraofscales846 love hate relationship 🤣🤣🤣

    • @XArctracerX
      @XArctracerX 2 года назад +6

      I absolutely love that detail as it’s tactics and weapons you wouldn’t think of unless you knew you’d face an enemy that always makes use of the other so it’s the perfect counter, but also the fact that the elves and dwarves have tactics that work seamlessly together

    • @yozarahirvi4750
      @yozarahirvi4750 Год назад

      elves aren't the only race that uses archers you know ?

  • @pandawithnonosnownonosnow1055
    @pandawithnonosnownonosnow1055 3 года назад +275

    When bf players and cod players are arguing and then fornight players start talking

    • @donkledaddyjr7668
      @donkledaddyjr7668 3 года назад +12

      It do be like that sometimes

    • @shawncarroll7784
      @shawncarroll7784 3 года назад +17

      Why is that accurate?...
      And why do i love that image?!

    • @midnight2600
      @midnight2600 3 года назад +2

      Aaand im dead. Soo true!

    • @laval1016
      @laval1016 3 года назад +3

      When halo and cod players are arguing and Fortnite players start talking shit

    • @shadow-xp9kn
      @shadow-xp9kn 3 года назад +3

      @@laval1016 the beef is between cod and battlefield

  • @cesarandres700
    @cesarandres700 4 года назад +1956

    As a kid i liked the humans,
    As a teenager i loved the elves
    I’m finally an adult and i clearly know which race is the best. BARUK KHAZAD!

  • @GonnaDieNever
    @GonnaDieNever 7 лет назад +7117

    Elves clearly don't understand what pike walls are for.

    • @LethalOwl
      @LethalOwl 7 лет назад +577

      I reckon the elves prefer advancing, over having a stalemate in the middle of the battlefield. Speedy, impatient buggers :D

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos 7 лет назад +578

      elves are idiots. also, water is wet, story at 11

    • @querry999
      @querry999 7 лет назад +356

      the one who is responsable for that scene is an idiot....

    • @cameronvg2861
      @cameronvg2861 6 лет назад +314

      i believe that the pike wall was used so that the elves could go over and gain a height advantage over orks farther ahead and the dwarfs kill the closer ones making a double front it's actually a pretty good idea. though i've studied to much ancient war tactics/ its a high risk high reward thing

    • @jemoeder5819
      @jemoeder5819 6 лет назад +317

      i dont think the dwarfs expected the elfs to jump over them this way, or even helping them in the first place

  • @nosfonader8792
    @nosfonader8792 3 года назад +135

    Sounds like a Thorin song
    A short man from Erebor
    A man of the wild
    Thrown into combat
    Where bodies lie piled
    Hides his emotions
    His blood is running cold
    Just like his victories
    His story unfolds
    Crosses grow on Erebor
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does not wait
    There’s no retreat
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 года назад +7

      Now i want this as an official cover

    • @nosfonader8792
      @nosfonader8792 2 года назад +6

      @@leetheflea4096 It just sounded right

  • @doe2838
    @doe2838 2 года назад +108

    Love the surprised face of Thranduil, Tolkien must lay in peace knowing that His legacy is the equivalent of epicness

  • @pdorfigliodikmer879
    @pdorfigliodikmer879 4 года назад +370

    To Hell and Back is about Audie Murphy (1925--1971), the most decorated American soldier in the entire Second World War. In 1942 he falsified his age to 18 to join the Army and until 1945 he participated in battles on Sicily, at Salerno, Anzio and Rome, and also in southern France and the Alsace region.
    After the war he suffered from posttraumatic stress disorder ("shell shock") and as one of the first he took a stand for war veterans with such psychological disorders.
    In 1949 he wrote his autobiography "To Hell And Back" which was filmed in 1955 with Murphy playing himself. Over the next two decades he played in 44 movies. In 1971 he died in a plane crash, in the only 46 years of his life he was awarded with 33 medals, including the Medal of Honor and three Purple Hearts.

    • @HelloThere-mo1zz
      @HelloThere-mo1zz 2 года назад +11

      OMG I watched that film, but never realized this song is about him. Thank you for information!

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 года назад +8

      Audie was a real life badass and actually a damn good actor.

    • @treystewart2863
      @treystewart2863 2 года назад +6

      I didn't know this, now that i do i will watch the movie, thanks.

    • @TheCoruscantGuard
      @TheCoruscantGuard Год назад +2

      So true

    • @mastersquirtbottle3459
      @mastersquirtbottle3459 Год назад +1

      We knowwwwwwwww

  • @Fearforgee
    @Fearforgee 7 лет назад +3079

    I've decided to title this battle "everyone hates orcs"

    • @SvenGregersson
      @SvenGregersson 7 лет назад +53

      More like "Everyone hates elves that have been cursed and need help" AmIRight?

    • @mariusschumacher8175
      @mariusschumacher8175 7 лет назад +47

      Elb:Attack
      Dwarf:(takes no damage) Don't ever touch me (SLAP)

    • @mariusschumacher8175
      @mariusschumacher8175 7 лет назад +21

      Orks:(are coming)
      and so on

    • @wikeradd4015
      @wikeradd4015 7 лет назад +1

      roxas fearforger orcs are ok

    • @mjbull5156
      @mjbull5156 7 лет назад +4

      @Timpooo - If by "help" you mean a glowing blue blade through the heart, then yes.

  • @epicclub3868
    @epicclub3868 3 года назад +75

    Through action,a man becomes a hero.
    Through death,a hero becomes a legend.
    Through time,a legend becomes a Myth.
    And by learning from the Myth,a man takes action.

  • @kindelkuul
    @kindelkuul 3 года назад +73

    My fox terrier's name is Durin, he is small, bearded and not afraid of shit. Long live the Dwarves !

  • @lordhogwash8393
    @lordhogwash8393 4 года назад +1139

    Elves see giant worms and orc army: Freeze
    Dwarves see the same thing: Let’s get em!

    • @jerzyfigas8479
      @jerzyfigas8479 4 года назад +16

      you should really watch the film

    • @ThePamastymui
      @ThePamastymui 4 года назад +58

      Dwarves: Finally, a worthy opponent!

    • @Bukyru
      @Bukyru 4 года назад +35

      @@jerzyfigas8479 that's exactly what happen in the movies. As soon as the orc army shows up the dwarfs stop fighting the elfs and get into formation to fight the orcs instead

    • @Fotomoloman
      @Fotomoloman 4 года назад +33

      @@Bukyru and the elves just waited for thranduils approval to take part in the fight.

    • @Falconson99
      @Falconson99 4 года назад +3

      Hell yeah

  • @gasmaskedstorytexter7143
    @gasmaskedstorytexter7143 4 года назад +375

    "Dwarves and elves fighting"
    "Orc came out from underground"
    "Elves and dwarves see the the orcs"
    Dwarf:team up?
    Elf:yea
    Orcs:WTF

  • @leowilliams4055
    @leowilliams4055 3 года назад +95

    Elves: You can't defend against our arrows
    Dwarves: You thought wrong
    Thranduil: I lost a quarter of my army, so I should use the same tactic they won't see it coming
    Dwarves: Easy kills

  • @willzpillz
    @willzpillz 3 года назад +30

    As soon as the Orcs appeared out of holes, the Dwarves yelled:
    - "My God! Look at that amount of EXP!"
    - "Great! I will finally be able to use that Lvl100 armour!"
    - "Forget about the armour! We'll be able to use thoseMithrill swords!"

  • @jellyfishjewel9031
    @jellyfishjewel9031 4 года назад +216

    2:47
    I just love that they have a death chariot pulled by giant battle goat/rams. And Kili sharpening his sword on the wheel as they charged forward was just amazing.

    • @halbkuppe4895
      @halbkuppe4895 4 года назад +14

      in reality this would fckin destroy his sword...

    • @jellyfishjewel9031
      @jellyfishjewel9031 4 года назад +9

      @@halbkuppe4895 true

    • @pyktukasplays4945
      @pyktukasplays4945 2 года назад +16

      @@halbkuppe4895 depends on how strong the sword is. As some people of Middle Earth are too superior (for example, Elvish blades DON'T dull at all. If that sword was made by a dwarf it could be tough than any sword we would manage to make.)

    • @ironmetea308
      @ironmetea308 Год назад +5

      @@pyktukasplays4945 and dwarves does have a great craftsmanship,so it would explain it

    • @detectivenobody2162
      @detectivenobody2162 Год назад +9

      The wheel was probably designed so you could sharpen your weapons during battle.

  • @solaner6850
    @solaner6850 6 лет назад +1408

    Dwarves: Experienced Dark Souls players
    Elves: Casuls.
    Humans: Who cares, just looked.
    Orcs: PVE

    • @pawelkonieczny1301
      @pawelkonieczny1301 5 лет назад +6

      True

    • @DehnusNorder
      @DehnusNorder 5 лет назад +34

      Nah.. as a friend of mine once put it. There is a reason when you play WOW, you only punt gnomes when they are alone. Because if you do it with a Dwarf present... there is this hyperactive, over compensating, angry drunken, Orc hating, Super Midget, with the Strenght of an Orc and the Durability of a Tauren.. stand next to him.. huffing at you that :"He spilled me BEER! AND I AM PISSED!".
      While behind you stands your arse.. on your Blood Elf going "Urgh.. I broke a nail!". Seriously..... Seriously.. even the Gnome will be laughing at me. Damn Alliance, they have been hiding behind those shorties for far to long by now :(... bloody cowards.

    • @SirDoge-dw8tp
      @SirDoge-dw8tp 5 лет назад +5

      those humans looked like blue phantoms when you invade someone

    • @devildogg061
      @devildogg061 5 лет назад +11

      Dwarves are more trustworthy anyway. I'd rather have a short, stout, strong and honorable person beside than some fairy any day of the week

    • @theouicher5766
      @theouicher5766 5 лет назад +5

      A dark souls with fu**ing giant goat

  • @eldevastador6271
    @eldevastador6271 Год назад +4

    you can see the extreme discipline of the dwarves as they equip themselves with weapons that counter the ranged attack tactics of the elves and have a cavalry of armored goats capable of breaking through shield walls.
    not only that, when the orcs appeared, the dwarves were undeterred and immediately put up a wall of phalanx shields to effectively stop the surge, only to see the elves driven by their pride in being protected by dwarves causing them to rush the enemies outside the shield wall which would have stopped them successfully... even with this stupid move by the elves, the dwarves quickly changed the defense formation to an attack one to save the elves from being killed by an attack in orca claw.
    oh, and I forgot to mention the powerful contingent of tanks capable of laying waste to disorderly groups of soldiers along with a repeater crossbow capable of blasting away distracted units.

  • @hmbc2698
    @hmbc2698 3 года назад +49

    The battle of the five armies soon became the battle of the two armies. The armies of Mordor and the armies of middle earth.

    • @muttamerican4863
      @muttamerican4863 3 года назад

      Its called 5 armies because there are literally 5 different armies in it. Men, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, and Eagles

    • @hmbc2698
      @hmbc2698 3 года назад

      I do agree I broke to the two armies because they’re armies form two different parts of the map.

  • @blastmdead812
    @blastmdead812 6 лет назад +2611

    wait... were those Anti-Arrow ballistas?
    HOLY SHIT BEST IDEA

    • @3musketerantidbd174
      @3musketerantidbd174 6 лет назад +59

      General Burnside that name is balista or Axes of Dwarf

    • @dreadnaught5029
      @dreadnaught5029 5 лет назад +114

      What about anti-arrow arrows

    • @jariusreece1931
      @jariusreece1931 5 лет назад +110

      Thranduil: They're riding right into our volley, just as pla-WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?

    • @jabiliuson1270
      @jabiliuson1270 5 лет назад +40

      yeah, but you know that the archers, when the first arrow hits the target, they are putting the third in the air, the strategy is stop the enemy before he hits you, so they would have to make a lot of those things

    • @huzzahuttus5963
      @huzzahuttus5963 5 лет назад +10

      Can you do something similar but instead of blocking arrows you block artillery?

  • @thorodox3796
    @thorodox3796 5 лет назад +209

    Whenever I see this scene I cant get over the fact of how the dwarves responded so quickly and in unison to the new threat while the elves just stood there looking at the oncoming charge. Then finally reacting! and jumping over a shield wall into a charging army just about to slam into said shield wall... DWARVES FOREVER!!!

    • @johnattaway8991
      @johnattaway8991 2 года назад +10

      The elves are an older race and can't adapt as well. The dwarves are just second to humans as the newest and most adaptable. Tolkien makes this a key point in his books and the movies do a good job to show that.

    • @cocainer621
      @cocainer621 7 месяцев назад

      @@johnattaway8991 i thought dwarves where suposed to be the most stuborn, but most honorable too

  • @CheeseKing-hi9hy
    @CheeseKing-hi9hy Год назад +25

    Riding a G.O.A.T with my battle brothers i would gladly die with my battle brothers. And can we appceaite how the Dwarves tactics and bravery for the frontline is just astounding and a moment for our fallen battle brothers.

  • @septicbooger
    @septicbooger 3 года назад +40

    so I don't have the extended edition for these movies so watching this i was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?" lmao

  • @kenboy5764
    @kenboy5764 6 лет назад +748

    0:39 that moment you trained half your life to use a bow but suddenly realize how long you wasted your time

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos 6 лет назад +35

      SCIENCE IT WORKS BITCHES

    • @eetulehtinen7304
      @eetulehtinen7304 6 лет назад +1

      Kenboy 5 why they shoot again with bows if they know at enemy can kill they

    • @lukastanojevic2750
      @lukastanojevic2750 5 лет назад +16

      And that half of their life is prob 1000 years.

    • @melkorlapich802
      @melkorlapich802 5 лет назад +16

      Oldest elf in middle earth was cirdan, over 3,600 years old also in the books there are no twirly whirlies just dwarven armor was too good... Mirkwood is also not good at large scale battles better at skirmish and ambush

    • @anonymoushuman7794
      @anonymoushuman7794 4 года назад +4

      @@eetulehtinen7304 ballistas normally take a hell of a long time to reload, but dwarves are magic

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 4 года назад +345

    0:39
    Elves: "Wait, that's illegal."

    • @ktartyk
      @ktartyk 3 года назад +24

      and thats why you should never bring bow and arrows to a dwarven ballista fight
      imagine legolas and his arrows, killing one orc at a time, versus gimli on a ballista, taking them by the dozen, and saying "it doesn't count as only one !"

    • @andrewarmstrong2857
      @andrewarmstrong2857 3 года назад +2

      The king’s expression... “Timeless and memorable classic.”

  • @maxvandrongelen9398
    @maxvandrongelen9398 3 года назад +42

    i like to think that elfs and dwarfs have this ancient plan for this exact event, they are fighting each other and they line up to fight the orks like that was agreed apon by encient dwarfs and elfs

  • @chroniquesJDR
    @chroniquesJDR 3 года назад +35

    Dwarves : *Set up a shield wall*
    Elves : *"Hento Neika Banzaiiiii"*

  • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
    @RobotsEverywhereVideos 5 лет назад +585

    elven archers: "our arrows will blot out the sun!"
    dwarf engineers: nope.avi

    • @leekenyon8705
      @leekenyon8705 3 года назад

      Black Hair is not even natives to Europe.

    • @gravitatemortuus1080
      @gravitatemortuus1080 3 года назад +2

      @@leekenyon8705 Actually yes it is. There is an amazing complexity to Caucasians. Haplogroups and so on. The world breaks rules pretty quick when you pay attention to it.

    • @leekenyon8705
      @leekenyon8705 3 года назад

      @@gravitatemortuus1080 Very true

    • @billvilmezis5968
      @billvilmezis5968 3 года назад

      @@leekenyon8705 i beg to differ

    • @leekenyon8705
      @leekenyon8705 3 года назад

      @@billvilmezis5968 Fiction, make believe.

  • @blinkstar9013
    @blinkstar9013 7 лет назад +137

    1:34 - When you play defense mission , but your co-op is suicider

    • @outrageddeer2101
      @outrageddeer2101 6 лет назад +5

      Kamil X that 0:43 that face when you when win the Mission because of him and he had a bigger kill count than you

    • @ariandel8917
      @ariandel8917 4 года назад +1

      I laughed more than it should

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 года назад +1

      Honestly it looks so stupid but in a way it was a good surprise attack.

  • @mikaelsvensson5749
    @mikaelsvensson5749 2 года назад +20

    All hail Peter Jackson. He do magic to everything he touch. Love "To hell and back" with my beloved swedish band Sabaton. You guys rock. Keep on rocking.

  • @gasketblower
    @gasketblower 3 года назад +20

    I know Sabaton for their songs about WW1, not the Battle of the Five Armies. **proud**

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 3 года назад +134

    Battle: is ongoing
    Dwarves: (casually pass an axe around)

  • @CephusSmith
    @CephusSmith 6 лет назад +170

    One of the best pieces of advice my father ever gave me, "Never piss off someone who is at the perfect height to either punch or headbutt you square in the balls."

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube 3 года назад +22

    dwarves are the best fantasy race by far
    humble
    practical
    good humored
    technologically gifted
    strong sense of kinship and community

  • @antekpiwowarski8318
    @antekpiwowarski8318 3 года назад +31

    Thranduil(virgin elf) : we will kill you from a distanse
    Dain(CHAD DWARF) : oh I don't think so

    • @zebnemma
      @zebnemma 2 года назад

      meelee wins if it can get in meelee range. If the rangers stand in a clump they lose their switfness and the tactile advantage of being a ranger. If the elfs were smart they would spread out, like rangers on a cliff and the rest as decoy on the ground. If that was so the dwarfs can't parry from 2 angles at the same time. They parry the arrows from the ones from the ground, but then the ones coming from the cliffs can just keep firing and the dwarfs can't do shit. Noob elfs think too one- dimensional. The dwarfs are miles ahead of them in terms of actually planning strategy, counter attacking etc.

  • @ottovaughnjr.9282
    @ottovaughnjr.9282 6 лет назад +275

    LYRICS
    A short man from Texas
    A man of the wild
    Thrown into combat
    Where bodies lie piled
    Hides his emotions
    His blood's running cold
    Just like his victories
    His story unfolds
    Bright
    A white light
    If there'd be
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Who went to hell and came back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back
    A man of the 15th
    A man of can do
    Friends fall around him
    And yet he came through
    Let them fall face down
    If they must die
    Making it easier
    To say goodbye
    Bright
    A white light
    If there'd be
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Who went to hell and came back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back
    Oh gather round me
    And listen while I speak
    Of a war
    Where hell is six feet deep
    And all along the shore
    Where cannons still roar
    They're haunting my dreams
    They're still there when I sleep
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back

    • @codycarpenter6689
      @codycarpenter6689 3 года назад +2

      Honestly I just wanna die screaming while stabbing the enemy leader

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Год назад

      Audie Murphy, a east Texas farm boy who was so skinny and undersized the Army Infantry BARELY allowed him to enlist after the Marine Corps and Army Paratroopers turned him down. He ended up being the most highly decorated American soldier of WW2, earning EVERY medal for bravery the US Army offers including the Medal of Honor AND the French Croix de Guerre and the Belgian Legion de Merit. 'To hell and back' was his post war autobiography and biopic where he actually played himself.

  • @programinc7581
    @programinc7581 6 лет назад +2498

    Dwarfs are the war engineers !!!

    • @generalgrievous9185
      @generalgrievous9185 6 лет назад +38

      Amir Asadi, Dwarfs are more good, than droids!

    • @ianherp5678
      @ianherp5678 6 лет назад +18

      That are a small spear wall

    • @erich4325
      @erich4325 6 лет назад +2

      They are

    • @cyborglion4179
      @cyborglion4179 6 лет назад +5

      Were there real crossbow bolt like the ones they used?

    • @flippah9101
      @flippah9101 6 лет назад +74

      Dwarfs: The Germans of fantasy.

  • @argovar1923
    @argovar1923 3 года назад +19

    a more badass shield wall than the 300. and the rage is awsome for so little guys. i love the dwarfs.

  • @erictitz577
    @erictitz577 3 года назад +25

    Dain: Wipes out about two dozen Orks in a few seconds. Also Dain : There are too many of those bastards

  • @jtdarelli1871
    @jtdarelli1871 6 лет назад +57

    One thing I loved about these movies was seeing the Company fight together. Seeing them create a step latter of shields for Bofur to use and jump on to the giant troll, or watching a throwing axe hot-potato between like five people in the middle of battle. They're live a freaking hive mind, and the movies made everything they did so cartoonishly seemless that it's hard not to get excited watching.

  • @sarahsayshello9726
    @sarahsayshello9726 3 года назад +82

    Can we just appreciate how the dwarves immediately reacted and prepared while the elves just sat there in shock

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos Год назад +7

      professionals vs hobbyists

    • @chadstickler5021
      @chadstickler5021 Год назад

      I was notified they dwarves didn't use power take off press gears cables pulleys hydraulics flex joint scaffold tile pressure panels solar panels microwave panels cyclone intake sorter valves psi tanks compressor fuel recycling systems heat cool channel tubes power wind poles power wind suspension dynamo brake generators kennetic energy readers molecular vision thermal vision sonar elemental vision infered electrolysis vision reading electric current nanites microscopic robotics electro static magnetic shield generators electro static magnetic purpultion heat cool hover panels diamond coating fiber optics transparent titanium aluminum reflector lite source codes nanited hulls nanotec munitions integration uploads downloads information reanimates reprograms lifeforms nueral implants nerve splicing nanites microscopic robotics nanited hulls UFO mechanics aliens alliances armada approved motherships developing motherships assignments multiple power sources eye prompt system works low jack jump port body cyborg holograph autobot decepticon chad series droid separatists femboy forest fairy four fur wing fairy orical Animatrix barbie Mattel infiltrate earth Worth the trip to get another mothership Earth

    • @Sparten7F4
      @Sparten7F4 10 месяцев назад +2

      You can legit see the Elves also falling into group formations as the Dwarfs pass by?

  • @justanape9149
    @justanape9149 2 года назад +4

    Virgin Elf vs Chad Dwarf

  • @nickarchdekin4918
    @nickarchdekin4918 Год назад +1

    They knew what they were doing, dawrves may be small but God damn perfect shield wall then there wedge formation just plowing through. Perfect example of tactics, and brains can desamate a horde

  • @iannortillo5632
    @iannortillo5632 3 года назад +113

    Elves: Elite and swift fighters
    Dwarfs: Heavily armored juggernauts
    Orcs: fearless hordes
    Humans: HEHE SWORD DO GOOD ENOUGH

    • @allster0crowly
      @allster0crowly 3 года назад +5

      depends on the humans you are referring to there Númenor had humans that could fight on par with elves and dwarfs, but most of them died when it sunk in Lord of the Rings lore there are a few survivors which includes many rangers among them.

    • @olafbrolaf3968
      @olafbrolaf3968 3 года назад

      after playing dwarf fortress.. i just love the dwarfs

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 3 года назад +4

      Disciplined,driven by faith and been the bulwark against the horrors of the chaos god forbid for over 10000-oh wait.

    • @sirnikkel6746
      @sirnikkel6746 3 года назад +2

      Humans in this world:
      *Jaja nuke go boom*
      *Jaja machinegun go brrrt brrt*
      *Jaja engine go brrr*

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 3 года назад

      @@allster0crowly werent the Númenor nearly immortal though? If i remember correctly the first one died at the age of like 1000

  • @geraldapollyon655
    @geraldapollyon655 6 лет назад +139

    The look on Thranduil's face when the twidly-widly's not only stopped the first volley of arrows but also wiped out large groups of his soldiers.

    • @sirsmiles1915
      @sirsmiles1915 3 года назад +7

      Realising that half of his army is now useless

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 3 года назад +8

      @@sirsmiles1915 Why never build an army where the main battlegroup are archers. Oopsie.

    • @manuelbes
      @manuelbes 3 года назад +1

      @@Ulvetann yup

    • @hermitsunite953
      @hermitsunite953 3 года назад +1

      He looked light that because he cares for his people.

    • @sirsmiles1915
      @sirsmiles1915 3 года назад

      @your local crusader yea but I'm sure they don't have the trainning of their actual melee guys

  • @christhovhannisyan2074
    @christhovhannisyan2074 3 года назад +18

    3:07 when this part of music starts playing, all the dwarfs from Warhammer Total War join the Battle!!!!

  • @imyourfriend4317
    @imyourfriend4317 3 года назад +51

    This is extremely well put together, this is absolutely fantastic. Thank you.

  • @Questknight12
    @Questknight12 4 года назад +276

    Oh look, an angry wall....with beards.

    • @leekenyon8705
      @leekenyon8705 3 года назад

      Black Hair is not even natives to Europe.

    • @themuffinman4044
      @themuffinman4044 3 года назад +1

      That's when you turn and walk the other way

    • @thorn249
      @thorn249 3 года назад

      @@leekenyon8705 Northwestern Europe, mate.

  • @Emil.Pyyhtia
    @Emil.Pyyhtia 6 лет назад +463

    WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

    • @lololololy6303
      @lololololy6303 4 года назад +4

      No

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +24

      If that happened.
      Everyone would be running, even the giant worms.

    • @Snowyday90
      @Snowyday90 4 года назад +14

      Peter the Great : I think that song would fit better when Gandalf the White comes with the Rohiram* and goes down that almost 90° hillside during the Battle of Helms Deep.

    • @eliasgustavsson1996
      @eliasgustavsson1996  4 года назад +11

      ruclips.net/video/aYZHew0xJxM/видео.html

    • @corvo6842
      @corvo6842 4 года назад

      No!

  • @yesterdayschunda1760
    @yesterdayschunda1760 2 года назад +2

    The dwarf anti arrow ballistas are still some of the coolest shit

  • @toxinvenomcarnage2
    @toxinvenomcarnage2 3 года назад +13

    "You think I'd give a dead dog for your threats, ya pointy-eared princess?"

  • @PlanarPlanar
    @PlanarPlanar 7 лет назад +124

    Dwarves have the best anti-air cover (durin-400) and goatized infantry.

    • @GamePandaXXL
      @GamePandaXXL 6 лет назад +17

      Shouldn't it be called goatized cavalry? Since they are technically riding and thereby not infantry.

    • @anthonydesroches8897
      @anthonydesroches8897 5 лет назад +2

      Those goats when attacking the orcs. Goats: save some orcs for us to.

    • @kingjulian7045
      @kingjulian7045 4 года назад

      They could do with more slayers though

  • @user-zg8mo1dg2i
    @user-zg8mo1dg2i 7 лет назад +195

    Everything becomes better with Sabaton

  • @gandalfthegay.
    @gandalfthegay. 2 года назад +33

    Now imagine this battle in the real Lotr style. Could've been so great.

  • @Answin2204
    @Answin2204 3 года назад +22

    0:43 that look is like "oh fuck its 2020"

  • @jonathangerbino2621
    @jonathangerbino2621 6 лет назад +691

    "Holy hell, those javelins just shredded all of our arrows at once _AND_ punched holes in our lines!"
    "..."
    "Everyone, ignore the last three seconds and do the same thing again!"

    • @dmyt58
      @dmyt58 5 лет назад +92

      It actualy was a logical thing to fire again since a balista like that should take a very long time to reload compared to a bow but dwarves appear to be extremly fast at reloading balistas.

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 5 лет назад +39

      what you forget is after the elf lines were blown back by unexpected anti arrow Ballista, the elves are momentarily in shock and need to regroup before firing again, so that gives the Ballistas some extra time. But still the reloading of the Ballistas here is impossibly fast :D

    • @dmyt58
      @dmyt58 5 лет назад +16

      Alexander Zamani-Alaei I actualy think they just fired once and copy pasted the footage twice to make it seem longer

    • @__-to3hq
      @__-to3hq 5 лет назад +13

      Dwarves have cartridges for their artillery and crossbows if you remember the goats pulling the chariot with the big crossbow attachment and a crank to fire repeatedly.

    • @alabaster302
      @alabaster302 5 лет назад +12

      If only my artillery in total war fired that fast

  • @abbieramsay5672
    @abbieramsay5672 5 лет назад +198

    I love that once the Orcs showed up the Dwarves and Elves “worked together”. Sort of the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

    • @trololopez2437
      @trololopez2437 4 года назад +12

      America and Britain representation during ww1

    • @tyleryoung4081
      @tyleryoung4081 4 года назад +6

      Pretty much just because of what orcs are elves hate them and then the dwarves are dwarves it's nature to hate orcs for them

    • @bamboozlednoodle6513
      @bamboozlednoodle6513 4 года назад +1

      Trololopez more like France and Britain. US and UK relations in the 1910s were pretty much smoothed out by then

    • @deusvult7396
      @deusvult7396 3 года назад +1

      @@trololopez2437 more like america and USSR

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 2 года назад +1

      @@tyleryoung4081 Yeah, that hate is pretty much genetic and built into culture.
      Plus the iron hills Dwarves where an well trained military, they rallied, formed up and no questions. no pause.
      might die sure. King calls for charge, no hesitation.

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 3 года назад +47

    God, shoutout to all my dwarve homies, you guys are so fucking underrated.

  • @LoraLindemann
    @LoraLindemann Месяц назад +1

    The fact that the dwarves never backed down when the elves did and had decided to die fighting makes them so honourable. God I literally shrieked in the cinema when the elves finally came to their aid to fight together. This is cinema my friends.

  • @geekgazm6353
    @geekgazm6353 4 года назад +43

    Being able to withstand that arrow onslaught with bigger arrows that shatter the fragile elven wood arrows. To be able to see the director's envisioning of the story written in words - This deserves at least an honorable mention in best Unheard of Songs of the 2010's.

  • @solobaccaepic4676
    @solobaccaepic4676 7 лет назад +130

    I love how The dwarfs charged at the orcs and just forgot about the elves

    • @flawedsad4670
      @flawedsad4670 7 лет назад +9

      Solo Bacca Epic Because elves are just nothing :)

    • @alenkraunmempan4786
      @alenkraunmempan4786 6 лет назад +18

      Yeah, nothing. JUST the best warriors Middle-Earth has ever met. :) They look like retards at the movies, but they are, in theory, the best of the best.

    • @america524
      @america524 6 лет назад

      Solo Bacca Epic
      K

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 6 лет назад +19

      Lore-wise, while elves and dwarves are... not friendly around the time of the Hobbit and LotR, Dwarves and Orcs/Goblins are hated blood enemies. The Mount Gundabad (the place where Durin the First, progenitor of Durin's Folk, had awoken, and thusly the most sacred place of the Dwarves) had been taken by the Orcs and turned into their militarized capital, despite several attempts to dislodge them. Khazad-dûm, also known as Moria, had been the jewel of the Dwarven race, but then it fell to Durin's Bane (a Balrog of Morgoth) and was populated by orcs/goblins. Thror (descendant of Durin) was murdered by Azog in Moria, and upon Thror's decapitated brow Azog carved his name into the flesh and bone.
      Suffice it to say, that forever burned Azog's name into Dwarven hearts, and kicked off what was called the War of the Dwarves and Orcs. Placed against any foe, a Dwarf would turn his back to them to slay one of the hated and thrice-cursed Orcs.
      lotr.wikia.com/wiki/War_of_the_Dwarves_and_Orcs

    • @Warhorse469
      @Warhorse469 6 лет назад +14

      Dwarves hate orcs more than elves.

  • @werw3353
    @werw3353 2 года назад +5

    Let's all praise the fact that the dwarves built a shield wall to give the elves a chance to regroup

  • @rickyhunt4075
    @rickyhunt4075 Год назад +9

    I sincerely want to thank you for creating this video and introducing me to Sabaton now one of my favorite bands. Many thanks

  • @engimo94
    @engimo94 7 лет назад +126

    Never has there been anyone more badass riding a pig

  • @alperenoncul8252
    @alperenoncul8252 6 лет назад +187

    A short man from Texas
    A man of the wild
    Thrown into combat
    Where bodies lie piled
    Hides his emotions
    His blood’s running cold
    Just like his victories,
    His story unfolds
    Bright
    A white light
    If there’d be
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Dead men will never come back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell’s six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There’s no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to Hell and Back
    A man of the 15th
    A man of Can Do
    Friends fall around him
    And yet he came through
    Let them fall face down
    If they must die
    Making it easier
    To say goodbye
    Bright
    A white light
    If there’d be,
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Who went to Hell and came back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There’s no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to Hell and Back
    Oh gather round me
    And listen while I speak
    Of a war
    Where Hell is six feet deep
    And all along the shore
    Where cannons still roar
    They’re haunting my dreams
    They’re still there when I sleep
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    and where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There’s no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to Hell and Back

  • @ardantaker8367
    @ardantaker8367 Год назад +3

    okay this song fits that entire scene of that movie HELL YEAH

  • @seththedude9628
    @seththedude9628 3 года назад +9

    I got goosebumps watching this, the amount of manlyness in this one video is godlike

  • @nicholasschmitz1112
    @nicholasschmitz1112 6 лет назад +313

    This is my first time hearing sabaton. This. is. glorious.

  • @josefzalusky7307
    @josefzalusky7307 5 лет назад +25

    “Let them fall face-down, if they must die- making it easier to say goodbye.”
    Jeez, that line gets me every time.

  • @divyanshsingh6091
    @divyanshsingh6091 2 года назад +7

    IF YOU EVER FEEL USELESS REMEMBER SOME DWARVES AND ELVES DIED FIGHTING EACH OTHER BEFORE THE ORCS SHOWED UP

  • @belowfactual
    @belowfactual Месяц назад +1

    Murphy being short makes this so much better

  • @001Production
    @001Production 4 года назад +77

    *Thorin, son of Thráin, grandson of Thrór.* *King of Durin.* Likes this song.

  • @blinkstar9013
    @blinkstar9013 7 лет назад +651

    The second the Dwarfs saw Orcs , They decided to attack them , not Elves , while they stood petrified . Fuck Yea Dwarfs !

    • @samlancaster3130
      @samlancaster3130 7 лет назад +44

      Kamil X dwarfs be like
      "MORE THINGS IN NEED OF AN ASS WHOOPIN ALRIGHT"

    • @Birdmaster92
      @Birdmaster92 7 лет назад +87

      uhm... The way i see it the dwarfes formed ranks here, while the elves blindly jumped above them into the fray...

    • @Birdmaster92
      @Birdmaster92 7 лет назад +8

      well... That kinda makes sense. I mean, everyone hates the cocky elves.

    • @Birdmaster92
      @Birdmaster92 7 лет назад +15

      nah, i think letting the elves jump between orcs and dwarves was a genious strategy of the dwarves. That way they could poke the elves butts while the elves are busy with the orcs. Thats why they immediately charged, when the elves were in front of them. It was magnificient of you to spot that, fellow elve hater.

    • @samlancaster3130
      @samlancaster3130 7 лет назад +7

      Lul, the dwarves were just ready to whoop ass and the elves are like "welp nice knowing ya" and dwarves are like "AAAAAAARGH" XD

  • @scythex11
    @scythex11 2 года назад +31

    Love the song and the clip as well. Masterpiece as it's finest.

  • @frederick3389
    @frederick3389 2 года назад +8

    The books and the movies were wonderful, masterpieces that should never be forgotten

  • @triggermetimbers534
    @triggermetimbers534 7 лет назад +111

    "Would you just consider... sodding off!" I love this line.

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos 7 лет назад +16

      He gave them a chance to avoid getting owned by helicopter missiles.

    • @chriscopeland1455
      @chriscopeland1455 6 лет назад +1

      it's would you at least consider starting off listen closer mate

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 6 лет назад +3

      ...No it isn't, Chris.

    • @chriscopeland1455
      @chriscopeland1455 6 лет назад

      you sure mate my ears may be getting as old as me lol

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 6 лет назад +1

      Yes I am sure. What TriggerMeTimbers said is the real quote.

  • @geniemiki
    @geniemiki 6 лет назад +35

    "Would you...consider...JUST SODDING OFF!"
    Words of wisdom 😂

  • @bensweeney7855
    @bensweeney7855 3 года назад +7

    This is the video that introduced me to Sabaton! Three years later, I'm still obsessed, haha. Thank You so much!

    • @asteria6402
      @asteria6402 3 года назад +1

      well, hello there

    • @Adrox15
      @Adrox15 2 года назад +1

      @@asteria6402 General Kenobi

  • @CrzyGazara
    @CrzyGazara 2 года назад +4

    Don't know why these movies were hated so much, they are epic and actually have a message.

    • @kylethompson1379
      @kylethompson1379 Год назад

      they're good, it's just because they were compared to the original Lotr, the greatest movies of all time. so it was hard to compare.

    • @ronin1648
      @ronin1648 10 месяцев назад

      Did you see the elves in this clip jumping in front of the shield wall? Did you see in the film the river barrel battle?

  • @michaelsimmonds4414
    @michaelsimmonds4414 5 лет назад +18

    0:44 his face XD "oh fuck our trademark weapon is useless!!"

  • @kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144
    @kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144 6 лет назад +60

    0:40 the importance of "know your enemy" has never been more apparent

  • @robingerlof1859
    @robingerlof1859 2 года назад +3

    Needs to happen in eastern Europe right now

  • @ironnpinoy7128
    @ironnpinoy7128 2 года назад +2

    I watched this more than once and never get bored by this scene. One of the best scene of The hobbit of course with the track of Sabaton. Nice video

  • @ilovegore89
    @ilovegore89 6 лет назад +119

    Dwarves are the BEST!!!
    Dwarves have always been my favorites, compared to the holiest, beautiful, high-pitched, biologically and culturally perfect elves: low, big, rough but brave, ingenious, stubborn and devastating in battle. And then I love how Tolkien gave birth to his creatures based on Norse epic, on Nordic and Christian-Jewish mythology in general, philosophic-humanist theme , and the non-generalized modern relationship between humanity and nature...
    However, the 3rd movie takes a little longer than the knife in the balls that was the 2nd episode...
    DWARVES RULES!!!

    • @jman7481
      @jman7481 5 лет назад +3

      ilovegore89 I loved Moria as well the home to dwarvodelf

    • @caiohenrique6176
      @caiohenrique6176 5 лет назад +2

      ilovegore89 The war engineers

    • @dylancasey1702
      @dylancasey1702 5 лет назад +4

      Dwarves are best and beast. Favourite daction in middle earth followed by humans

    • @antonimohedanolopez169
      @antonimohedanolopez169 5 лет назад +3

      The both are very good soldiers, i prefer the elves for their ability with bow and sword

    • @melkorlapich802
      @melkorlapich802 5 лет назад +1

      jman7481 dwerrowdelf, everyone loves a good dwarf kingdom especially when they have some great grudge or other

  • @SpartanGre
    @SpartanGre 4 года назад +9

    That anti-arrow volley has to be the most advance and ingenious device that for sure would changed so many real life medieval wars results.

  • @tricia5792
    @tricia5792 3 года назад +4

    A Scottish Dwarf Lord plus Sabaton, absolutely LOVE this. More please!

  • @NoOne-ux7oz
    @NoOne-ux7oz 2 года назад +2

    I always look to this video when my friends call me a dwarf