I read Ali Hazelwood's new SPlCY WEREWOLF book

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @ReadswithRachel
    @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +49

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    • @Kimberly_Sparkles
      @Kimberly_Sparkles 8 месяцев назад +4

      The thump doesn't work well for mid-size fat or larger women, especially if you have a lot of FUPA. Just FYI. I experienced visceral disappointment when you brought it up. XD

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +6

      @@Kimberly_Sparkleswhat no way?! As a fellow FUPA owner it’s been the play for me. Everyone’s body is so different though, what works for others does not work for me. I’m so sorry it wasn’t the one for you! Fingers crossed you find the vibe to vibe with ❤

    • @Kimberly_Sparkles
      @Kimberly_Sparkles 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ReadswithRachel Possibly, it's the combo of short arms and round fupa. I'm part T Rex evidently.

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Kimberly_Sparklesokay that made me laugh out loud

  • @Seren-Star
    @Seren-Star 8 месяцев назад +1201

    It’s certainly an experience seeing how omegaverse went from normalizing same sex couples having biological kids together into normalizing knotting between heteros

    • @E_Does_YT
      @E_Does_YT 8 месяцев назад +155

      I can’t deal with the main stream-ification of Wattpad tropes- it’s both deeply unsettling in a way I can’t describe and absolutely hilarious to watch

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 8 месяцев назад +176

      ​@@E_Does_YT omegaverse comes from ao3 supernatural fanfiction though, not wattpad romances

    • @nobody4248
      @nobody4248 8 месяцев назад +1

      I really want to make a white women joke right niw.

    • @CommanderDarcy
      @CommanderDarcy 8 месяцев назад

      The heteros always invade our spaces 😭😭😭

    • @booktales1687
      @booktales1687 8 месяцев назад +18

      What? I didn’t even know they could have biological kids. That’s so sweet. All I’ve heard of it is knotting 😭

  • @valerielevasseur8674
    @valerielevasseur8674 8 месяцев назад +594

    I keep forgetting the protagonist is called Misery, then hearing "remember how misery loves peanut butter?" It sure does.

  • @Artbyhurricanyounot
    @Artbyhurricanyounot 8 месяцев назад +615

    Ali missed the opportunity to name the love interest Company

  • @circuslollipopart
    @circuslollipopart 8 месяцев назад +793

    i find it sooo funny that the werewolves in this are called "weres" when the origin of the word werewolf is literally old english for "wolf-man", with the prefix "wer" meaning "man", so essentially these werewolves are just called "men"

    • @bbo7002
      @bbo7002 8 месяцев назад +83

      Ok but I am literally ALWAYS going on about this whenever there's werewolf/were-adjacent media around. My family is probably sick of me crying about old & middle English but I can't STOP im sorry 😭

    • @robertborland5083
      @robertborland5083 8 месяцев назад +50

      Honestly, "wearg" might work better than "were" as a one-syllable, Old-English term for werewolves in this case. (The term "warg" Tolkien used to refer to the orcs' malevolent mounts is something of a blend of "wearg"/"wearh" and its Old Norse cognate "vargr".)

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 8 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 imagine if an old english word suddenly got reintroduced for anything else though 😂 oh yeah, i'm making some scrambled eyren for my brethren today....

    • @Yanmay851
      @Yanmay851 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@jasminv8653 eyren is middle english tho, not old english, but it's a cool idea for fantasy stuff

    • @daddytchaik
      @daddytchaik 8 месяцев назад +11

      yeah when I first read it I got excited bc I thought it meant we would get different were-animals? I don’t get the point of shortening it when they are just werewolves

  • @haunting_bluejay
    @haunting_bluejay 8 месяцев назад +452

    Ali Hazelwood has one formula "Smart yet dumb smol girl who doesn't know that the big standoffish man is crazy in love with her"

    • @exomake_mehorololo
      @exomake_mehorololo 8 месяцев назад +61

      Can we get that trope banned? Can we make smart yet dumb protagonists illegal? Cause it's been trodden to death and there is nothing to add

    • @Axel_Was_Here433
      @Axel_Was_Here433 7 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah like The Love Hypothesis, I recently had the misfortune of reading that one and I hated every minute of it 😭

    • @another_youtube_bot4400
      @another_youtube_bot4400 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@Axel_Was_Here433 The smart but dumb trope. God f*cking dammit. The Love Hypothesis's FL is a literal PhD candidate in STEM and we still have to show her doing and thinking dumb sh*t because she's sooooo quirky and she needs a man to come in and fix her. I literally screamed at the prologue/chapter 1 where they have their meet cute because she put EXPIRED contacts on her eyeballs.

    • @Axel_Was_Here433
      @Axel_Was_Here433 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@another_youtube_bot4400 You're so right dude, and have her not figure out she's in love with the guy until the near end when the signs were so obvious it was a waving flag in her face. That made me so mad when reading it bc like... Aren't you supposed to be smart? You're in this high end college, and the reveal of the twist villain was honestly so poor that an INFANT could've seen it before this girl who was in COLLEGE. That book made me angry and I'm never picking it up again, and I'm scared to pick up Twisted Love after buying it

    • @kimvarki
      @kimvarki 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Axel_Was_Here433 "and have her not figure out she's in love with the guy"
      Well to be fair, being intellectually smart does not mean that she's emotionally mature. Some academics I know are also the dumbest people I know.

  • @ebony7177
    @ebony7177 8 месяцев назад +471

    This shows true love. The fact that Carlos hasn't run screaming from you anytime you say "Hey, wanna hear about a book I just read?" shows that he is your one and only. He's your ride or die cause I would've locked myself in a room with the cat screaming "Nooooooooooo! Fourth Wing makes no sense and I can't take anymore!" 🤣🤣

    • @nancyjay790
      @nancyjay790 8 месяцев назад +11

      I can't always talk about stuff like this with my husband, not because he wouldn't try to listen etc but I know by now that some subjects just fly through his ears and out into the ethernet. He's still a terrific person who is my best friend and all the other stuff.

    • @kit922
      @kit922 7 месяцев назад

      Ooooor he has a VIP front row seat to our queen's video

  • @tesscarlson5552
    @tesscarlson5552 8 месяцев назад +455

    I’ve always been firmly of the opinion that straight omegaverse is just gender roles but hornier. (I’d actually be kind of interested in reading something with a male omega/female alpha relationship though…)

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +177

      GENDER ROLES BUT HORNIER I AM DEAD ☠️

    • @rainydayjules
      @rainydayjules 8 месяцев назад +97

      I know that a lot of fanfics refer to it as a “secondary gender” which I think has the potential to be interesting in storytelling actually but in the end it just boils down to the sex dynamic lol

    • @bctc1085
      @bctc1085 8 месяцев назад +24

      @rainydayjules I remember in a fanfic I read this guy got dropped in alternate universe hims body. And when the whole explanation of the sexes happened, he just replied with so basically, I'm a woman ,. The love interest was dumbfounded and concerned

    • @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf
      @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf 8 месяцев назад +52

      @@bctc1085well, it’s accurate - queer omegaverse is established societal gender roles but hornier too? 🤷‍♀️ all of the things said about women are said in a derogatory way about gay men (and straight men to imply they’re ‘lesser’ or acting ‘gay’) IRL (hormonal, hysterical, submissive/weak) and they say those things specifically to compare them in a demeaning way to being ‘womanly.’ A/B/O worldbuilding is usually RL patriarchal myths writ into biological justification, including the way misogyny is used against gay men in the patriarchy.
      Which is fine, people interpret oppression violence and other issues they deal with through the lens of fetish or kink all the time. In more or less widely accepted ways. But acting like queer a/b/o isn’t doing the same thing is funny.

    • @randomthoughts0829
      @randomthoughts0829 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@asteridshydrangea-jt2hfI actually had an idea for omegaverse with queer themes that also sort of kept sexism. Like female alphas aren't treated as good as male alphas and are sort of forced to either downplay their womanhood or their alphahood. Meanwhile omega boys are still treated as the "boys will be boys" type but are also still seen as fragile babies who need to be coddled. Not to mention being trans and nonbinary and all that

  • @sarahlarock4070
    @sarahlarock4070 8 месяцев назад +701

    I really look forward to the reviews of ridiculous spicy books! The fact you have to explain 'knotting' basically immediately is both hilarious and unfortunate. 😂

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +128

      Wait til you hear me yell this weekend about Gothikana

    • @nicolefucci7258
      @nicolefucci7258 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@ReadswithRachel oh I’m excited!

    • @marymac3572
      @marymac3572 8 месяцев назад +33

      Petition for Rachel explaining new and 'exciting' terms to Carlos to be included in future episodes.

    • @CursedCatTruffa
      @CursedCatTruffa 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@ReadswithRachel Oooh, that book is SO bad! I cannot wait to hear your take!

    • @billyalarie929
      @billyalarie929 8 месяцев назад

      @@marymac3572YES

  • @VariousAndSundryBee
    @VariousAndSundryBee 8 месяцев назад +347

    Your explanation of knotting has me crying and laughing and cringing and choking and dying 10/10 completely understood

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +64

      Imagine me sitting at my computer editing this footage with my head in my hands like “how tf did I get here”
      Real thing that happened 🫠

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@ReadswithRachel Sanity is for the weak!

    • @ffbotha
      @ffbotha 2 месяца назад

      Knotting is one of those "just don't think about it" concepts in various smut subgenres. Alien bride stories are also absolutely full of these concepts and it's utterly hilarious as long as you don't let your critical thinking get anywhere remotely near them.
      I'm just imagining the first author to use knotting showing their fic to a friend:
      Friend "That's cool, but have you seen how big a newborn's head is?"
      Author "Huh... Nah, just don't think about it!"

  • @SalayaSkystone
    @SalayaSkystone 8 месяцев назад +191

    "You're a hacker. You can't mind palace your way into the answer?" Is now my go to meme in my mind palace

  • @mcthurman8822
    @mcthurman8822 8 месяцев назад +112

    “Fake dates and fanged mistakes” is a good vampire/werewolf get together for political reasons. And the “bro and the beast” is a good omegaverse one, it is m/m and the premise is frat bro get transported into 80s romance novel.

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +26

      Okay that first one has a GREAT title I might need it

    • @cherrymecha
      @cherrymecha 8 месяцев назад +9

      YES Bro and the Beast is so fun!!

  • @kerrikearse2944
    @kerrikearse2944 8 месяцев назад +183

    In the style of “ Misery Lark” your Ali Hazelwood name is your emotion during your workday + the state bird where you grew up. My name is “Jaded Cardinal.”

    • @user-kt3zv1cm5j
      @user-kt3zv1cm5j 8 месяцев назад +23

      Queasy Eagle 😂

    • @whxmsii
      @whxmsii 8 месяцев назад +21

      Neutral Blue Crane (the bird does not belong to a state but instead my country since I don't live in America)

    • @dazeslays
      @dazeslays 8 месяцев назад

      unemployed black-capped chickadee

    • @jorieshouse
      @jorieshouse 8 месяцев назад

      Vague Interest Mockingbird

    • @frognamedjog
      @frognamedjog 8 месяцев назад +15

      Soulless blue crane 😔🙏

  • @LuxIsPeachy
    @LuxIsPeachy 8 месяцев назад +42

    I feel like my biggest grievance with Bride is she managed to make vampires super boring lol. They weren't immortal, they didn't have cool powers, and their society wasn't anything to write home about. No idea how they managed to fight werewolves in a war!! At least make them cool 😭

  • @discendos
    @discendos 8 месяцев назад +134

    Me an ex dog groomer: HIS SCENT GLANDS???????????

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +58

      As a former vet worker I KNOWWWWWW

    • @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf
      @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf 8 месяцев назад +27

      Wait omfg. Cats have scent glands in their cheeks (as well as anal) so I thought maybe I was confused and just didn’t know about dogs other scent glands lol but - I googled it and is my google search correct in suggesting dogs only have the anal glands ?
      ETA: like from what I’ve seen occasionally glancing at omegaverse on AO3 at 2 AM they usually put some on the neck, but everything a/b/o related in this book seems to come back to purely werewolf stuff so -

    • @silverdirtdraws9828
      @silverdirtdraws9828 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@asteridshydrangea-jt2hfI don't know if you still want this answer 5 months later but dogs have scent glands in their paws as well, this is why they kick up dirt after defecating 😁

  • @voicememosforthevoid
    @voicememosforthevoid 8 месяцев назад +164

    i haven't finished yet but i gotta say naming your twin characters Misery and OWEN is so funny to me. let's keep the corny going all the way through please

    • @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf
      @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf 8 месяцев назад +30

      Should have had eccentric crackpot parents, Addams Family style, and they each got to name one kid and thought that ‘Owen’ was the weird, exotic one 😂 I feel like more fiction deserves weird parents that have to be circumvented because they lost track of social mores a century ago and think eating people over the tv remote is acceptable, instead of circumvented because they’re generic flat evil

  • @AtticusRat
    @AtticusRat 8 месяцев назад +147

    In all my years of reading Wattpad fanfiction, this is giving 2012 Wattpad fanfiction written by a twelve year old with unrestricted Internet access.

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +38

      100% I had a friend who wrote stuff that felt like this in middle school in her notebooks that she was hiding from her parents

    • @rebecca537
      @rebecca537 8 месяцев назад +10

      I love it because in the acknowledgment section, ali mentioned archive of our own, a predominantly fanfiction site.

    • @rebecca537
      @rebecca537 8 месяцев назад +3

      I know she got famous from i think a star wars fanfic, probably from that site, but still 😆

    • @OryxArya
      @OryxArya 5 месяцев назад +3

      I swear I read this story on wattpad, one scene that particularly stood out was the way Mick betrayed her, I swear I have read an identical scene.

  • @thetamperer9784
    @thetamperer9784 8 месяцев назад +89

    I am adding "chicken coop building" to the list of things for my sapphic couple to do in that one concept I've been working on LMAO thanks

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +12

      WHEN ITS DONE I WANNA SEE

    • @angelawossname
      @angelawossname 8 месяцев назад +4

      I have a lesbian chookhouse, at least, I'm a lesbian and I have a chookhouse.

  • @baka9466
    @baka9466 8 месяцев назад +137

    I found this book to be painfully mediocre. The only thing I liked was laughing at all the vanilla contemporary romance readers discovering knotting and being horrified (gay monster romances are one of my favorite genres, so I'm very familiar with omegaverse)

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +40

      Oh the plot made it the most mediocre thing ever ITS LIKE ALI DID NOT EVEN TRY. Her just stumbling into finding Sabrina like that? Was Ms hazelwood asleep??

    • @baka9466
      @baka9466 8 месяцев назад +32

      @@ReadswithRachel I would forgive people for forgetting it was a paranormal romance because other than the smell thing, they weren't exactly wolfing out or anything. It was basically a supposedly smart woman taking a lot of baths and a bunch of people having a cookout. The mystery was so disappointing

    • @steverainbow2.0
      @steverainbow2.0 8 месяцев назад +5

      Yes i agree with you 100%

  • @dr_not_sam
    @dr_not_sam 8 месяцев назад +71

    Everytime Maroon5 jumpscares me I'm like "well...HE is not in Misery"

  • @user-kt3zv1cm5j
    @user-kt3zv1cm5j 8 месяцев назад +100

    I once saw a video of feral or free-roam dogs that were interrupted by a pack mid-coitus, and the terrifying and no doubt deeply painful, at least uncomfortable, ordeal of the mating pair being stuck to each other while facing off a worked-up group of like 15 other dogs was so unpleasant that I just can't ever think about knotting without that video coming into my head 😂😂 talk about a mood killer

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +46

      All I can say is WOOF
      Pun intended

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 8 месяцев назад +15

      Lmao, I read an omegaverse fic once where the couple was in the middle of having sex and they got ambushed by a group of bad guys. In this fic, the omega was the much bigger and stronger man so the alpha held onto his back as the omega just fought them. It was really funny and kind of a similar situation but omegaversified

    • @chronosclaimsall
      @chronosclaimsall 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@thatrantinggirl7376 Oh that's absolutely hilarious😂😂

  • @HeartseekerJinx
    @HeartseekerJinx 8 месяцев назад +104

    Someone pointed out in another video how the names mirror Reylo (Lowe = Kylo, Misery = Miss Rey) and I’ve never been able to unsee it since then.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 8 месяцев назад +17

      I'm not surprised, the Love Hypothesis was Reylo fanfiction

    • @HeartseekerJinx
      @HeartseekerJinx 8 месяцев назад +29

      @@amandapanda5087 I think everything Hazelwood has written has been Reylo fanfiction tbh

    • @gregoryvn3
      @gregoryvn3 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ewwwww

    • @rubeuspotter719
      @rubeuspotter719 7 месяцев назад +1

      Are we talking about Star Wars Kylo and Rey? Because that’s gross. But yeah I see it.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@rubeuspotter719yup! If I remember right, the Reylo community is tight knit because of how people view the ship, and has produced other authors. Cait Corrain was actually a Reylo, and when she tried to lie about a friend from the Fandom making her sock puppets, people in the reylo community showed up with receipts proving that such a person could never have existed.

  • @ThatPurpleGirl81
    @ThatPurpleGirl81 8 месяцев назад +69

    I enjoy shifter books but that's why I don't understand why everyone lost their damn minds over Bride. Wolf smut has been around forever and done way better so why booktok pushed this particular book to the front of the class is baffling. I guess this is to Omegaverse what 50 Shades was to BDSM. 😅
    ETA: 🐶🥜

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +9

      I think you’re right!

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, if she literally had fangs and explained odd vampire sex characteristics woo i guess it could be, but why?

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees 7 месяцев назад

      ive heard a few different people say the people on booktok seem like people who didnt have a wattpad phase when they were younger and...i think that explains a lot.

    • @spacetraveler-fd4fu
      @spacetraveler-fd4fu 5 месяцев назад

      Imagine liking this sh*t buncha freaks in here

  • @angelawossname
    @angelawossname 8 месяцев назад +43

    My bff, who is also a lesbian, bought over some leftover materials from when she built her chookhouse the other day so we could extend our chookhouse. Our first chookhouse actually came from lesbian neighbours who wanted to get a bigger chookhouse. All of my lesbian friends have chookhouses. I didn't realise it was a lesbian thing but it makes sense.

  • @kaialexander6806
    @kaialexander6806 8 месяцев назад +20

    When I heard the name "Lowe Moreland", I had to pause to take it in for - I shit you not - about five minutes now. His name is Lowe Moreland as in Low Moorlands, but moors are found upland not lowland.
    His name is Low Habitat-Found-Up-High.
    10/10, nailed it, so many fucking notes.

  • @Destinnies
    @Destinnies 8 месяцев назад +108

    I miss the person I was when I didn't know what Knotting meant in this sense

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 8 месяцев назад +4

      I've unfortunately known for a while before this book came out... one fanfiction read is one too many.

  • @s.y.k.a1912
    @s.y.k.a1912 8 месяцев назад +43

    "I don't have teeth down there"
    I'm sorry but, stories about vagina dentata *EXISTS*😭😭😭

    • @aiglentinaa
      @aiglentinaa 8 месяцев назад +13

      I hope you don’t sleep comfortably tonight after giving me that terrifying imagery

  • @AModelWhosRead
    @AModelWhosRead 8 месяцев назад +62

    I was listening to this while doing my makeup and had to stop because my eyebrows were coming out two completely different shapes from laughing so hard

  • @blueriverbane69
    @blueriverbane69 8 месяцев назад +77

    first time ive heard it called hotdog water 😭

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +24

      Hopefully also the LAST time

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 3 месяца назад

      @@ReadswithRachelI will forever hold that description against you, Rachel. 😂 For it made me imagine someone injecting hot dog water into a penis via syringe. 😭

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 8 месяцев назад +158

    KNOT a great plot HA

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +23

      Knot great but definitely kNot bad for laughing at 😂

    • @nancyjay790
      @nancyjay790 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ReadswithRachelYou do seem to have a gift for comedy and/or snark.

    • @soobindoll9561
      @soobindoll9561 8 месяцев назад +1

      Please that was good 😂

    • @spacetraveler-fd4fu
      @spacetraveler-fd4fu 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@ReadswithRachelahahaha imagine making jokes about this you have no idea how WEIRD this makes you look 😂

  • @sms4077
    @sms4077 8 месяцев назад +36

    you can absolve SJM of blame for the phrase slides in to the hilt (or any similar version thereof)-- that one was old loooong before her time.

    • @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf
      @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf 8 месяцев назад +13

      This lol, my eyebrow went up. Sword and sheath imagery has also been around as innuendo for a long time, probably where it came from. Also when people don’t want to just come out with the cruder possibility lmao

  • @adrianavanhoofrodriguez576
    @adrianavanhoofrodriguez576 7 месяцев назад +8

    SJM influence has had catastfophic results for the romance/fantasy tiktok community and ill never forgive her for that. Because WHY am i recognising ACOTAR references in other books that arent SJM's, absolutely disgraceful

  • @ellys106
    @ellys106 8 месяцев назад +12

    Ali Hazelwood is like "a woman can be into STEM or she can have good social skills/the ability to read people BUT not both"

  • @xVALIKAx
    @xVALIKAx 8 месяцев назад +66

    I appreciate you. Reading books for our entertainment so i can know which books to avoid and instead recommend them to my worst enemies. 😊

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +10

      You’re a genius

    • @xVALIKAx
      @xVALIKAx 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@ReadswithRachel Thank you🤭

    • @vaelia1203
      @vaelia1203 8 месяцев назад +4

      wow your worst ennemies take recommendations from you? Even my own twin won't, I can't imagine someone who hates you... wait nevermind that might be why... ah siblings...

  • @starshapedseal
    @starshapedseal 8 месяцев назад +45

    the hot dog water analogy made everything within me shrivel up. that's just asking for an infection.

    • @jaxj968
      @jaxj968 8 месяцев назад +11

      THE EMOJI BRO???? HOW DID YOU EVEN TYPE THAT???????

    • @nienkeachternaam2938
      @nienkeachternaam2938 7 месяцев назад

      @@jaxj968 Maybe a copy paste from somewhere? As a kid I used emoji websites to get emojis for my emails. And having said that now I feel really old hahaha

  • @dr_not_sam
    @dr_not_sam 8 месяцев назад +31

    I appreciate the commitment to "vampire with a y"

  • @OfWebsAndChocolates
    @OfWebsAndChocolates 8 месяцев назад +49

    the name misery IS very odd. the only other time i've seen it used is for the book-within-a-book character misery chastain in king's 'misery'.

  • @mikankitsune0440
    @mikankitsune0440 8 месяцев назад +87

    The politicking in Bride isn't politicking it's polidicking.
    Also, when it comes to Vampire and Werewolf subgenres, I follow the 3Gs Rules: *Gay, Gothic, & Gruesome.* if it doesn’t have some or all of that, it's probably not that good.😅

    • @doobat708
      @doobat708 8 месяцев назад

      Have yuo read Hunger Pangs by Joy Demorra?

    • @lidaw.5145
      @lidaw.5145 7 месяцев назад +4

      amc’s interview with the vampire is all those three! (also season 2 is just coming out and it’s unhinged in the best way)

  • @eulacuteuwu738
    @eulacuteuwu738 8 месяцев назад +107

    i had to explain the whole omegaverse to my best friend a few days ago, needless to say the look on her face was amazing. cant wait to see ur reactions to the omegaverse themes in this book (even tho theyre pretty mild) 😂

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay 8 месяцев назад +30

    I think knotting is getting so popular bc it's basically a "forced" only-one-bed trope, which leads to obligated pillow talk and cuddling. 🐶
    (Bc that's the only way the fmc can make the love inrest enjoy hanging inside - I mean hangouting with her)

  • @cheyennetrumbos
    @cheyennetrumbos 8 месяцев назад +43

    All of the cut-ins of "I am in misery", just made me laugh while working and listening to this.
    🐶

  • @silentstephi
    @silentstephi 8 месяцев назад +41

    I CACKLED AT THE MAROON FIVE OMGGGG

  • @michellecgb
    @michellecgb 8 месяцев назад +18

    It kinda took a bit of the fun out of it that we know they’re mates IMMEDIATELY and it’s constantly highlighted, meanwhile, Misery is stupid about it for most of the book

  • @the_magic_celery
    @the_magic_celery 8 месяцев назад +12

    Huh, a book called Bride. Should have guessed it was about tying the knot... and using it too

  • @slyharu8829
    @slyharu8829 8 месяцев назад +41

    With all the talk about the knotting before I read it, I was expecting some a bit closer to fanfiction levels, but this was so… mild 😂 Never knew knotting could be written to be so vanilla

  • @CommanderDarcy
    @CommanderDarcy 8 месяцев назад +15

    "I'm so sad- GLAD you asked" KSKSKSK Celestia bless everyone that ever had to explain what a knot is in... this context

  • @FemboyMisa
    @FemboyMisa 8 месяцев назад +7

    Didn’t think it was possible but watching this made me more asexual than I already was.

    • @KerriB
      @KerriB 8 месяцев назад +1

      Same!

  • @lauracamille4065
    @lauracamille4065 8 месяцев назад +12

    The snort-laugh I let out at "INSIDE YOU ARE TWO WOLVES" was enormous

  • @Mushroomelixir
    @Mushroomelixir 8 месяцев назад +91

    ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS HAD AN ALMOST IDENTICAL NAME TO MY UNCOMMON DEADNAME (AND WHEN I SAY UNCOMMON I MEAN NOBODY HAS BEEN RECORDED TO HAVE THIS NAME) AND WHEN I HEARD HER NAME I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

  • @Dragoon601
    @Dragoon601 8 месяцев назад +18

    Books like these remind me that even though my writing is shit, as long as I can write sexy scenes well then my romance book will sell like hot cakes

    • @andiman44
      @andiman44 8 месяцев назад +6

      Nah they ain’t gotta be well-written

  • @TheCranberryKnight
    @TheCranberryKnight 8 месяцев назад +30

    The name Lowe is derived from "Lowell" which means wolf. The creativity is astounding.

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +7

      Is it really?!

    • @steverainbow2.0
      @steverainbow2.0 8 месяцев назад +7

      No pleaseeeeee tell me this is a lie because is so basic and boring if this is true 😭

    • @jonweman6128
      @jonweman6128 6 месяцев назад +2

      I couldn't find anything to confirm that. "Löwe" in German is another animal, lion.

    • @steverainbow2.0
      @steverainbow2.0 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@jonweman6128 oh I find low means hill and ell is a variation of wulf , so Lowell is wolf hill

  • @jamiepx9
    @jamiepx9 8 месяцев назад +16

    Not a romance but My Heart Is A Chainsaw is a Horror/Mystery where main character is obsessed with slasher movies and is convinced one is about to happen in her small town so she needs to warn the "final girl". Has paranormal elements. I highly enjoyed it. It is written by Stephen Graham Jones who wrote The Only Good Indians.

  • @angelawossname
    @angelawossname 8 месяцев назад +13

    I have read some queer spicy shifter romance. For the most part, it's just as bad and just as hilarious. For some trans writers/readers, though, omegaverse can be very important and I appreciate how it can be affirming to write/read about men who can get pregnant and female "Alphas". I can give you the names of some trans authors if you are interested. Edit: "Bro and the Beast" by L. C. Davis. L.C. Davis is a trans author, the book is super meta and doesn't take itself very seriously and mildly takes the piss out of omegaverse. "Evil Omega" by S. Rodman, a non binary transmasc author. Not as silly but still good. I have to admit, I do skim over the spicy scenes. Both available on KU.

  • @XLovelyMeX23
    @XLovelyMeX23 8 месяцев назад +39

    Oh honey I've been waiting for this. Bride was a HUGEEEEEE letdown for me and everyone has been making me feel weird about it!

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +14

      It’s best use is for laughing at it. I had a good time laughing at it. Sometimes with it. Mostly at it. Except that last sex scene that really just ruined the comedy

    • @simplesimply3753
      @simplesimply3753 8 месяцев назад +3

      I was letdown too!

  • @steverainbow2.0
    @steverainbow2.0 8 месяцев назад +54

    Noooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you explaining what is knotting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +20

      IT WAS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES OK

    • @steverainbow2.0
      @steverainbow2.0 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ReadswithRachel hahaha 😂😂🤣🤣 I am Dying Laughing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Coffee_Books_Catz
      @Coffee_Books_Catz 8 месяцев назад +1

      I am here for it! Hahaha

  • @d4rkbore4lis20
    @d4rkbore4lis20 8 месяцев назад +8

    Love your reviews as always, though I’ve gotta say I find it absolutely hilarious that a bunch of reviewers are attributing fanfic language in published media to sjm when I honestly think it’s just that a lot of writers these days got their start in fanfic before moving on to writing their own stories, and some of them simply haven’t been able to let go of fanfic smut style language/managed to mature their writing styles to be distinct enough beyond it.

  • @junipermarsh6590
    @junipermarsh6590 Месяц назад +2

    What a wasted opportunity to have a friends to lovers sapphic romance!

  • @glamourpossum5292
    @glamourpossum5292 8 месяцев назад +7

    I never comment on anything ever, but I needed to laugh so badly the other day and the “I am in misery” snippets had me close to tears. Thank you so much for that, from a longtime fan 😂

  • @TheBlackstaff
    @TheBlackstaff 7 месяцев назад +4

    oh god I am writing a werewolf book the whole knot thing has traumatized me. I never even thought of that the internet finds new ways to ruin my fragile little mind.

  • @10puppyluv
    @10puppyluv 8 месяцев назад +7

    Ive been reading fanfic for over 10 years, ive discussed omegaverse with my friends multiple times, ive read omegaverse fic on occasion and yet and yet i am still baffled by the use of "hot dog water" that may haunt me for awhile

  • @HinataUchihaInuzuka9
    @HinataUchihaInuzuka9 8 месяцев назад +6

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA as an omegaverse fanfic blob, your comments and facial expressions had me HOWLING (pun VERY much intended), Rachel. This was such a good listen while I worked. I read precariously through you, my bookish saviour. Cheers and I wish thee a happy Mother's Day (in Mexico, it's celebrated on May 10th).
    Also, her name didn't jump out at me cause ajajajaja in Mexican culture (and hispanic culture in general), women are often named some WILD names. Some notorious examples are: Soledad (solitude, loneliness), Dolores (multiple pains), Consuelo (Like, when you console someone after they die), Concepción (conception, yep, to conceive a child), Socorro (Help! yeah, what you shout when you're in danger), Pilar (Pillar, yeah w like, column), Remedios (Remedy), Merced (Mercy ahaha), etc. I'm sure there are more ajajaja

  • @lazydroidproductions1087
    @lazydroidproductions1087 4 месяца назад +1

    Please note: werewolf translates to man (specifically male man) wolf, so shortening it to “the weres” means… the men.

  • @cloudyrainee
    @cloudyrainee 8 месяцев назад +28

    Tbh, when I saw your comments on goodreads about it, I knew this was going to be a good rant video

  • @Caroline_Creative
    @Caroline_Creative 8 месяцев назад +11

    Chicken related sapphic romance rec -- hen fever by Olivia Waite. Actually so good- a cute historical novella!

  • @tyler-df3wy
    @tyler-df3wy 8 месяцев назад +13

    For a quick demographic test that I feel is relevant for this video: pineapple in a hydraulic press

    • @noga9895
      @noga9895 8 месяцев назад

      The psychic damage I just took

    • @diesdas5851
      @diesdas5851 8 месяцев назад +1

      please no have mercy I cannot start my day like this

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад

      W H Y ?

  • @NRB_EndArc
    @NRB_EndArc 8 месяцев назад +6

    “I am in misery”
    Lit-
    Liter-
    Literally.

  • @MeganTHEEcatlady
    @MeganTHEEcatlady 8 месяцев назад +20

    “I wanna die.”
    **Relate.** 🙌🏾
    “I want to leave the Earth.”
    **RELATE.** 💃🏾
    “I am also in a state of misery.”
    WE MAKING OUT OF MY THERAPY APPOINTMENT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣😭🔥🔥🗣😭🗣🔥
    Why are you always serving ✨relatable queen✨, ma'am, I can knot- 🤧
    (Thank you for the review! And for your 5-hour put together of “Fourth Wing”! Listened to it while getting my housework done, woo! 🥰)

  • @dfretter
    @dfretter 8 месяцев назад +11

    Intro had me like “no not while I’m eating dinner”

    • @moonstone___
      @moonstone___ 8 месяцев назад +2

      or knot while you’re eating?

  • @FernInTheWood
    @FernInTheWood 7 месяцев назад +4

    As a s3x repulsed asexual, I find these kinds of books funny watching people review them. I dislike reading them immensely but these kind of books are hilariously stupid

  • @rebecca537
    @rebecca537 8 месяцев назад +6

    Surprisingly there also seemed to be a lot of things her editors missed. I cant remember what exactly, but i read the book basically in 24 hours, and there seemed to be a lot of consistency errors and stuff, small things you wouldnt really notice if you read it over a few days, or if you were the author. I know she has an editor tho, wonder why they didnt pick it up

  • @nikonradish
    @nikonradish 7 месяцев назад +2

    Im a queer monsterf**ker myself admittedly, but something about het books like this always come off as so silly to me lol, but it’s part of why I love these videos.

  • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl.
    @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl. 8 месяцев назад +17

    one time in a previous life I wrote like 70 trashy erotic ebooks. bear and wolf shifter romances were huge at the time and I never got too far into that but I'd put that kind of thing in as a joke because at least at the time Amazon had a zero tolerance policy on anything resembling bestiality. I'd have the characters tell each other stuff like, "I'm definitely not a bear right now. I'm a human being."
    anyway if you're allowed to write about stuff like "knotting" now I might need to come out of retirement and publish an even more crude, obnoxious one.

    • @spacetraveler-fd4fu
      @spacetraveler-fd4fu 5 месяцев назад

      Seek help

    • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl.
      @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl. 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@spacetraveler-fd4fu pretty sure I'm capable of writing weird and gross books on my own. it would be cool to team up with a zoologist or a veterinarian to make sure all the details were right.

    • @spacetraveler-fd4fu
      @spacetraveler-fd4fu 5 месяцев назад

      @@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl. no I mean seek help for even wanting to write about that stuff. You need serious help

    • @P4Stalot
      @P4Stalot 4 месяца назад

      Okay this was funny and a good response 😂 ​@@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl.

    • @P4Stalot
      @P4Stalot 4 месяца назад

      Please do!!

  • @booksandbags
    @booksandbags 7 месяцев назад +2

    I read this for a book club and quit the club after the meeting. Only you could make watch this video when I didn’t care for the book. It was my first and last Hazelwood book.

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 2 месяца назад +1

    I do love the idea where the author leans into the wolf husband becoming a side character and the main character becoming a Nancy Drew. 🥜

  • @texasred8424
    @texasred8424 6 месяцев назад +2

    i hate that the main character is named misery because every time it gets mentioned i just think of the stephen king book

  • @Mj-lr3nc
    @Mj-lr3nc 8 месяцев назад +9

    Any Ruby Gloom fans in the house sitting smugly, knowing that we stan the superior "Misery" character?

  • @sidney9796
    @sidney9796 8 месяцев назад +3

    the double entendre of the "i am in misery" bit had me dying every time u played it 😭😭😭

  • @fallun9678
    @fallun9678 8 месяцев назад +7

    I am CACKLING at the Maroon 5 clips.. especially when he's NOT IN Misery yet! XD

  • @deewritess
    @deewritess 7 месяцев назад +3

    I do like the idea of the vampire feeding from their human partner as a romantic and trust worthy thing but the green spicy blood is weird

  • @missmishka8379
    @missmishka8379 8 месяцев назад +7

    Not a book, but OMG do I forever love the Terminator movie for Kyle Reese being a virgin because there are more important things in a war torn future & he maybe fell in love with Sarah Connor's photo & myth & unintentionally saved himself for her. Yes, that's kind of just my headcanon, the "saving himself" but all that is one of the reasons why Terminator is my favorite romance movie ever.

  • @dylannoah8512
    @dylannoah8512 8 месяцев назад +23

    As someone who's been into omegaverse for a very long time and who reads monster romance and omegaverse novels for fun, as my primary genres of romance novels, I absolutely love watching people come across knotting for the first time. It is objectively a weird kink and yet it is so normal to me that getting to that final sex scene was just me going "Okay FINALLY."

    • @spacetraveler-fd4fu
      @spacetraveler-fd4fu 5 месяцев назад

      It's an objective weird kink? I think it's more than just weird buddy

  • @commanderkittin1873
    @commanderkittin1873 8 месяцев назад +3

    I've spent the last 10 hours dedicating every free moment to plotting out a new project which is.... a paranormal mystery with a background romance in which the main character is searching for her missing childhood best friend. so sitting down for this video was a trip lol.

  • @pumpkingeist
    @pumpkingeist 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Alpha werewolf". I get that you want to write hot smut. All for that. Write your smut and get your bag. HOWEVER, wolves don't have "alphas" in the way that everyone thinks. This idea was proved to be a myth years ago (I believe sometime in 2016?). If you want to write your werewolf smut, write it right.

    • @Teajay21
      @Teajay21 Месяц назад +1

      I really want a Werewolf romance where the "alpha" is like a really nurturing dad friend, since the "alphas" in wild wolf packs are typically just the parents.

  • @TheCrazyChickUpstair
    @TheCrazyChickUpstair 8 месяцев назад +2

    Oh god, omegaverse gives me war flash backs to how popular it was on tumblr to the point that every fandom has a omegaverse Au and it was a lazy way of just wanting draw/roleplay nsfw stuff.

  • @KRUKOLIBIDINOUS
    @KRUKOLIBIDINOUS 8 месяцев назад +6

    I went to walmart with the goal of buying a cheap book to get back into reading, and I like vampires so I picked this up after skimming the back, I also grabbed some highlighters in case there was anything in the book I'd want to remember. I ended up highlighting every single time I cringed from the writing or what the characters were doing, and subsequently the highlighter was dried and unusable 1/3 of the way through the book.
    I had to put it down and buy other books because it was so bad I was dreading finishing it.
    In a way it did get me to read more, I'Ve read 2 whole books in an effort to avoid finishing bride 👰‍♀

    • @KRUKOLIBIDINOUS
      @KRUKOLIBIDINOUS 8 месяцев назад +3

      Also bonus point, count the amount of times Misery says "I'm a vampire" if you count with shots you'd have alcohol poisoning

  • @CatHasOpinions734
    @CatHasOpinions734 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ok I know you mostly only cover newer books, but on the note of smutty books where they're both virgins, I strongly recommend The Duchess War by Courtney Milan. It is awkward, but by the power of communication they have a grand time anyway and it's honestly really sweet without being boring. I've reread it a few times, and that scene warms my soul every time.
    The book is probably not new or famous to be algorithm friendly, but just as a thing to read for yourself the next time you need to restore your faith in this genre, I can't recommend it enough. It's also the first in a series, but they all work standalone. Also if you're tired of the women in these books being virgins, the woman in book 3 is a widow and a scientist and her love interest is never the least bit disrespectful or weird about that.

    • @Teajay21
      @Teajay21 Месяц назад

      Yes I recommend Courtney Milan for good historical romance!

  • @ledafrost
    @ledafrost 8 месяцев назад +2

    Another great review, and the toys are great! I picked one up from the last time they sponsored you and can confirm they are perfect for someone nervous about buying toys

  • @easilydistractedauthor
    @easilydistractedauthor 8 месяцев назад +10

    The heroine half-assing investigative work only to have the answer fall into her lap near the end of the book has plagued Urban Fantasy forever. I want to help solve mysteries, not watch people have sex and make out. (Chicagoland Vampires still haunts me.) 🐕🥜

  • @KakiOlsenCreative
    @KakiOlsenCreative 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:32 I could have gone forever without knowing this. Not the toy part. Just how to lock something into place. Oh, baby, baby.

  • @cathalinasancristobal3615
    @cathalinasancristobal3615 7 месяцев назад +2

    23:51 I am IN MISERY, Gosh that was such a good joke XD

  • @palamedes4740
    @palamedes4740 8 месяцев назад +31

    And Bellesa will not stay stuck, so that's a plus, Highly recommend no ER visits so far, we love to see it😂😂
    Jk jk the toys are great tho

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +11

      STAY STUCK???? NO FUCKIN WAY I’m gonna need you to warn me off whatever brand is staying stuck because I do not have the time or the courage to explain that in the ER oh my god

    • @palamedes4740
      @palamedes4740 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@ReadswithRachel Luckily no personal experience but I did hear horror stories from size queen wannabees 😬😬

  • @pseudoeternity5202
    @pseudoeternity5202 6 месяцев назад +2

    I gave this 2/5 for a lot of the reasons you stated, but I did skip the last spicy scene, TBF. I also disliked Misery, she felt SO MUCH like an edgy emo teen - which is fine, but I just didn't buy her being a competent, beautiful, confident, sassy 28(?) y.o. woman AT ALL. And Lowe was SO insubstantial? Paper cutout of a love interest. Also I hated the epilogue mate reveal and that Ana suddenly was so very sidelined u__u

  • @robirb_
    @robirb_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    23:50 the timing of this is the best comedy I've seen in a while, I'm genuinely still in hysterics

  • @Marie45610
    @Marie45610 8 месяцев назад +25

    A Vamp*y*re named Misery... ok. It already sounds like she's trying to be edgy but doesn't know how.
    I recently accidentally read a book that I think is part of the Omegaverse. It was a NetGalley book by Ruby Dixon. I failed to look into it first why the author sounded familiar before requesting the book. I skimmed those "spicy" scenes.
    If anyone is curious, the book was Bound to the Shadow Prince. It was way longer than it should've been by about 200-250 pages. It's a 530 page book. It had the idea of a plot, strung together by a collection of scenes and under-explained reasoning for why things happened the way they did.

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  8 месяцев назад +10

      Why is Ruby Dixon writing a 530 page book nooooo 🫠

  • @rikki_mae
    @rikki_mae 8 месяцев назад +13

    I don’t know if ABO stories is having a renaissance or if I just managed to hide from it this long after it blew up in my main fandom on AO3, but either way, I do knot like it.

  • @meng_jan
    @meng_jan 7 месяцев назад +1

    25:54 too late, there already exists a lesbian horror book about a girl who wakes up with teeth down there. And then tentacles.

  • @Shackbanshee
    @Shackbanshee 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm pitching a Sapphic fantasy romance right now and...they repaired a roof together, but maybe they should build a chicken coop.

  • @singing_sloan
    @singing_sloan 8 месяцев назад +2

    It's always great when a booktuber can remove a book from my tbr. I knew this would either be a fun mystery or hilariously bad, but somehow I didn't see the omegaverse coming.

  • @m1fowl
    @m1fowl 8 месяцев назад +3

    On the topic of sapphic chicken coop building I can recommend ‘Miss Boston and Miss Hargreaves’ by Rachel Malik
    It’s an unusual story set in the 40s, with a very unexpected twist and it was incredible. (The plot is super slow though fair warning)

  • @monster-enthusiast
    @monster-enthusiast 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love the immediate anatomy lesson at the start of the video lol