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"Does he have to read every line like he's a serial killer taunting his victim?" I'd love to hear a conversation between that guy and Hunter from Megaforce
Apparently this was originally supposed to be a movie about a killer zombie, but they changed it to an alien with laser eyes at the last minute to try and cash in on the popularity of Star Wars.
Well, if he stuck with that one extra kill, he would've been fine, but having 20 kills is overdoing it, which reversed his unstoppable ability. It's just science.
God loves us his children like that. But in response to your comment = "Those who are married care about the things of the world, how they may please their wives. But those who are unmarried care about the things of the Lord, how they may please YHWH (God/Lord)." FYI 😘🌈✝️💝🌄 Blessed be the name of YHWH 🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌
so the cops are unprofessional and totally incompetent, the supposed hero of the story looks like a pimp from soviet russia but with 1/100 of the charm, the sensitive looks like dollarstore Angela Lansbury after a week long bender, the monster has "monster a go-go" levels of scariness...wtf is going on? who saw this and thought :" uhm, not bad!! "
i think they meant "spavento" which means "terror" or " scare" in italian . The voice says "Darkness" in many languages,maybe they tried that for a change
hey buddy! thanks for this! they have this on Tubi for free but i havent seen it yet. Used to like Cathy Lee Crosby cause of the show Thats Incredible. She was a dish! as they say..
It should be noted the the actor who plays the old guy in the scene starting at 8:53 also played the colonel grandpa dude in Laserblast (Which was the movie featured on the final episode of MST3K Season 7) It seems that he just can't keep himself from being in 70's B movies where 70% of the movie is stuff blowing up. 🤣
Keenan Wynn, yeah, he was known for movies like Dr. Strangelove and The Last Unicorn but he obviously did a bunch of crap to pay the bills. Fun fact, he was supposed to play Perry White in the first Superman movie, but had to drop out due to heart problems, and decided to do minor roles in movies like Laserblast where he didn't have to do much to make up for it.
@@brandytorres8519 Thanks. My goals are to get the hell out of my mom's house someday; even if it means I got to join the Ugly Squad... but you don't see a lot of girls interested in a guy who's as nerdy as me. As far I as know, anyways...
(Whispering in a sinister manner) **The Pelican Brieeeeeef** **Breakin' 2: Electric Boogalooooooo** **The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Fooooooord**
Keenan Wynn went through a LOT - Louis B. Mayer made him divorce his wife so that Van Johnson could marry her to cover up Van's gayness. And Keenan and Van were best friends at the time!
1:05 They took the name of the movie too literally. 2:58 Sounds like the motto of every health insurance company. 5:32 Did this guy run into evil Superman? 8:01 Looks like someone finally paid the Electric bill. 8:22 Must work at Hooters. 11:59 Well, that explained nothing. 19:59 Why are people exploding? I'd make fun of this movie more if I could see what was going on. It's a laser eye beam monster that explodes people but also explodes when it dies? Micheal Bay would love this movie. Just stuff exploding for no reason.
Not all alien encounters will be friendly, yeah just look at the Earth Minbari War, or The Dominion War, or the Earth Romulan war, or even The War of the Worlds!
Hm, I noticed while viewing it this time that Vivian Blaine of "Guys and Dolls" fame is in it, and the music's by the same man who wrote the music for the end theme of "All in the Family".
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
"Does he have to read every line like he's a serial killer taunting his victim?"
I'd love to hear a conversation between that guy and Hunter from Megaforce
Apparently this was originally supposed to be a movie about a killer zombie, but they changed it to an alien with laser eyes at the last minute to try and cash in on the popularity of Star Wars.
@@zoeyrochellezhombie829 well that goes without saying
just in time for life day
At least the Star Wars Holiday Special was obvious in its cashing in on a popular movie.
And Tobe Hooper was supposed to direct it, but when they wanted changes, he left.
“My Dad says I shouldn’t talk to strangers.”
Kevin: “Then being a waitress is a bad career choice.” :D
"Oh so this is Florida"
Love when they do callbacks to previous RiffTraxs
"That was SO easy!"
"20 dead cops and all they needed was a match!"
I blame the aliens from War fo the Worlds for starting the whole seemingly-indestructible-monster-but-with-one-fatal-weakness trope
@@spaghettisultan5484 Wait, this was a monster movie? I thought the sullen, loner with the dark sunglasses was gonna be the killer.
@@brandytorres8519 That would have made the movie suck less
Psychic: If he kills again, he’ll be unstoppable!
Kills again. Kills 20 more cops. Dies immediately after.
Well, if he stuck with that one extra kill, he would've been fine, but having 20 kills is overdoing it, which reversed his unstoppable ability. It's just science.
Everyone needs to find somebody that loves them like spaghetti guy loves spaghetti.
God loves us his children like that. But in response to your comment = "Those who are married care about the things of the world, how they may please their wives. But those who are unmarried care about the things of the Lord, how they may please YHWH (God/Lord)." FYI 😘🌈✝️💝🌄 Blessed be the name of YHWH 🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌
Everyone needs to find somebody the way Spaghetti Guy needs to find a shovel.
I want this put on my tombstone, like a cryptic message for the ages to follow.
@@julianleemcfarland Lordie is imaginary.
"Okay, here I am Sugar Bumps" @ 5:28 had me rolling. The delivery just hit different and I couldn't stop from laughing. Actual tears.
19:48
"I can fly! I can fly! I'm the luckiest boy in the wor--oh, I'm dead."
Can Spaghetti Man pick up a shovel cuz the two forks ain't doing it.
The guy who did the score to this one wrote the closing theme to All in the Family.
😕 wow. Every time I see that "monster", I'm having "Zombie Nightmare" flashbacks. Hey!! Hey!! Hey!!
Boy the grandpa from Clonus really lost it after the house fire.
Hush hush!! Operation Sand Dust!
This is how Monster A-Go-Go would have turned out had they had a larger budget, a coherent plot & a reasonably competent director. 😆
When that cop at 19:47 flies through the air & disintegrates, I laugh every time.
"...time to stumble back through this portal to Narnia." 😂😂😂😂
so the cops are unprofessional and totally incompetent, the supposed hero of the story looks like a pimp from soviet russia but with 1/100 of the charm, the sensitive looks like dollarstore Angela Lansbury after a week long bender, the monster has "monster a go-go" levels of scariness...wtf is going on? who saw this and thought :" uhm, not bad!! "
What the heck was that “Sorento” yell about?! 😂😂😂
It's actually _Sargentoooo,_ they're really passionate about cheese.
A kia??
i think they meant "spavento" which means "terror" or " scare" in italian . The voice says "Darkness" in many languages,maybe they tried that for a change
I think they even tried out _SERPENTOR..!_ once or thrice, the bad guy from GI Joe.
hey buddy! thanks for this! they have this on Tubi for free but i havent seen it yet. Used to like Cathy Lee Crosby cause of the show Thats Incredible. She was a dish! as they say..
It should be noted the the actor who plays the old guy in the scene starting at 8:53 also played the colonel grandpa dude in Laserblast (Which was the movie featured on the final episode of MST3K Season 7) It seems that he just can't keep himself from being in 70's B movies where 70% of the movie is stuff blowing up. 🤣
Keenan Wynn, yeah, he was known for movies like Dr. Strangelove and The Last Unicorn but he obviously did a bunch of crap to pay the bills. Fun fact, he was supposed to play Perry White in the first Superman movie, but had to drop out due to heart problems, and decided to do minor roles in movies like Laserblast where he didn't have to do much to make up for it.
Cathy Lee Crosby looks beautiful here! She reminds me of Kathy Smith when she was in her prime.
This channel doesn't suck, it's actually pretty good. 😏
2 forks spaghetti guy is a mood.
“Nature, it kicks ass”
“The Darrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkk” 😂
“Troooooooooonnnnnnnn”
“I’m that guy from Baywaaaaaaattttcccchhhh”
“Hey, we’ve got a new slogan for you, TLC”
“Knight Riderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
“The Dukes of Hazzard” (Hazzard)
Hey the head morgue, is that where Hormel makes the head cheese?
They used to call it the "head cellar," but people kept mixing it up with the hide cellar, and a few batches got... well, you don't want to know.
"The makers of Battletoads said the exact same thing."
And hey let us be ugly out there 😂
I think it's time for an "UGLY SQUAD" spinoff movie or tv show.
I think they already made it, it's called NYPD Blue . No lack of ugly mugs there 😁
@@Eisenwulf666 Well, why did I NOT get a call to join the ugly squad?!
@@shawnfields2369 I admire a man who's goal-oriented 😉
@@brandytorres8519 Thanks. My goals are to get the hell out of my mom's house someday; even if it means I got to join the Ugly Squad... but you don't see a lot of girls interested in a guy who's as nerdy as me. As far I as know, anyways...
Thank You, Mister schmitt!
That guy with the beard and mustache looks like a Tintin character
Fantastic intro bumper :-)
2:19 (laughing) "And then she died!"
"the princess briiiiiiiiide."
Millions of possibilities! _"Follow That Birrrrrrrd." "Gymkataaaaaa." "The Rescuers Down Unnnderrrrrr."_
No Retreat, No Surrenderrrrrrrrrrrr
Aliennnnnnnnnnn
3 ninjassss . . . highhhh nooooon aaaat mega mountainnnnn
(Whispering in a sinister manner)
**The Pelican Brieeeeeef**
**Breakin' 2: Electric Boogalooooooo**
**The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Fooooooord**
I'm gonna get mistaken for Peter Fonda
I would dread to think that this movie was "inspired" by the Metal Church song. 😕😕😕
William Devane in a fright wig FTW.
the best Tully Blanchard vs Magnum TA I ever saw!!!
"Thor Ragnarooooooookkkkkkkk..."
Keenan Wynn went through a LOT - Louis B. Mayer made him divorce his wife so that Van Johnson could marry her to cover up Van's gayness. And Keenan and Van were best friends at the time!
feral Fonzie 😂
*_'Eyyyyyy.._*
Produced by Dick Clark. This is not a joke.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...lol!!
*Housecoat
12:10 : HEAD MORGUE!!! ;D
1:05 They took the name of the movie too literally. 2:58 Sounds like the motto of every health insurance company. 5:32 Did this guy run into evil Superman? 8:01 Looks like someone finally paid the Electric bill. 8:22 Must work at Hooters. 11:59 Well, that explained nothing. 19:59 Why are people exploding? I'd make fun of this movie more if I could see what was going on. It's a laser eye beam monster that explodes people but also explodes when it dies? Micheal Bay would love this movie. Just stuff exploding for no reason.
Hey guys why do they call this movie the dark 😂😂😂😂
11:16 that shot lol wtf
can you believe Dick Clark helped out with this movie?
Could have been a decent night stalker episode
awwww it's Lifeguard Day Before Retirement from baywatch!
Not all alien encounters will be friendly, yeah just look at the Earth Minbari War, or The Dominion War, or the Earth Romulan war, or even The War of the Worlds!
Hm, I noticed while viewing it this time that Vivian Blaine of "Guys and Dolls" fame is in it, and the music's by the same man who wrote the music for the end theme of "All in the Family".
Scene transition disorder! Hahahaha!!
Wanna be a baller intro at the end there? 🤣🤣🤣
21:52 Brief cameo by the Gaffer.
This horrible movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. LOL
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
Some will be annoying, like "Mac and Me." Yep i saw that movie and god, I'm old.
Paul Rudd was really good in it, though.
@@typacsk paul rudd was in it??? I have to back and check that out. Thanks!
@@joannasunday No problem! Searching "paul rudd mac and me" should get you the right results.
@@typacsk thank you!!!
@@typacsk oh shit you got me! Well done!
I was starting to wonder about u
16:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Their next movie should be one of the "Dirty Harry" movies. I love those movies, so I'd like to see what jokes they could come up with for them.
What is this movie?
It's called _Shining Through._
ENDORA RULES !!!!
'Bring back Battlestar Galactica, you bastards!'
Is that Sharon Gless?
If you mean the lead blonde, that's Kathy Lee Crosby, she was everywhere in the 70s
But if you mean the 1st blonde, the victim in the opening scene...idk, she does look like her!
Wtf is going on
Bad film, not scary.
Lol battlestar Galactica.