Scylla

scylla? more like scy should subscribe
Script
SCYLLA (walking near the fountain): Āh, mare mē delectāvit! Undae pulcherrimae sunt, et piscēs suculentēs mihi videntur!
Ah, the sea pleases me! The waves are very beautiful and the fish look succulent to me!
GLAVCVS: (popping out of the sea): Ecce, ego est, Glaucus!
Behold, it is me, Glaucus!
SCYLLA (confused): Em, quis es?
Um, who are you?
GLAVCVS: Scies… capita virī, corpus piscis? Et deus, nōn monstrum sum! Tē amō! Amāsne mē?
You know… the head of a man, the body of a fish? And I am a god, not a monster. I love you! Do you love me?
SCYLLA: Em, te non amo.
struts away.
Um, I don’t love you.
GLAVCVS: Heu!
He walks off, defeated, to Circe’s lair.
Alas!
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GLAVCVS: Scylla nōn mē amat. Rogō tē ut magicam potionem mihi faciās.
Scylla doesn’t love me. I ask you to make me a magic potion.
CIRCE: Sed… amō tē!
But… I love you!
GLAVCVS: Em… tē nōn amō. Dā mihi potionem.
Um… I don’t love you. Give me the potion.
CIRCE (suspiciously): Id tibi dābō.
I will give it to you.
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SCYLLA (walking near the fountain): Āh, mare mē delectāvit! Undae pulcherrimae sunt, et piscēs suculentēs mihi videntur.
Ah, the sea pleases me! The waves are very beautiful and the fish look succulent!
GLAVCVS: Scylla! Vide ad mē!
Scylla! Look at me!
SCYLLA: Em… quid est? Iterum?
Em… what is this? Again?
GLAVCVS: Multās horās amāvī! Nunc, me amābis!
Pours potion on Scylla.
I have loved you for many hours! Now, you will love me!
SCYLLA: AIĒĒĒĒĒĒ!
Multiple heads appear. Scylla throws a rope out of frame. Cut to Glaucus ensnared. He is dragged into Scylla’s mouth.
AHHHHHH!
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CIRCE: Glaucus mortuus est! Misera sum! Ista Scylla!
Picks up her wand (stick) and walks off determinedly
Glaucus is dead! I am miserable! That dastardly Scylla!
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CIRCE (casting spells at Scylla): Magica! Magica! Magica!
Magic! Magic! Magic!
SCYLLA: HEU!!!!
She falls over backwards, arched in the same shape as the sculpture. The sculpture fades in to take her place.
OH NO!
CIRCE: Fī lapis!
Become stone!
Lapis est.
She is stone.