What Was Your Most Insane "WTF Moment" In Dating? (r/AskReddit)
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Friend of mine went on a date with a woman. She drove. There was a cup of cold coffee in the centre console. He only discovered what was in it after she got mad at what some other driver had done, pulled level with the car and threw the cup at it. Then they made an unscheduled detour to a fuel station or something so she could get another cup of coffee. Turns out she'd got into the habit of driving around with a cup of cold coffee in the car so she'd have something to throw at other drivers who upset her. There was no second date.
Bwahahahaha. She's the resourceful one that got away...crazy🤪, but resourceful.
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Lol that's awesome
"Dude was kind of creepy but I figured if I tried to just be friends with him and invite him over for pool and video games, he would get the hint and be less creepy."
That's an...interesting plan.
Yeah...Agreed... At least she had the good sense to make sure her dad was home and within earshot, and considering how ready he was to come running, likely briefed him at least a little on the situation.
I met this guy who lived on a boat. He wanted to show me the boat so I was like sure why not. His boat was moored out in the water away from the dock so we had to take a smaller boat to get to his boat. After showing me around his boat he started telling me about where he was from. He told me he was from Washington state and he had purchased a house with a large amount of property. What he didn't know was that the previous owners had a large field of marijuana plants in the back. He said the Feds knocked on his door and wanted to take a look at the property and he refused. He said they told him they would be back with a warrant. He told me he packed a bag and fled the state. So, at this point I am looking back at the dock and calculating if I could swim the distance. He then started to tell me how China was going to invade the US... he has been abducted by aliens... he survived an explosion because angels saved him... Again, me looking back at the dock... He started to tell me I should live with him on the boat and we would be so happy. I told him I have a dog so that would not work out. He was trying to convince me the dog would love it. So, at that point I am trying to think of a way to get him to take me back to the dock. I told him it had been some time since I was on a boat and was feeling a little sick to my stomach. He wanted me to sit down, I told him I needed to get back to dry land and if I did I know I would feel better. He finally agreed and once we hit that dock I flew out of that boat, ran to the parking lot, jumped in my car and sped the heck out of there.
I dont know how those weirdos gets into dates lol
You are so. Damn. Lucky. You got away. That could very easily have been the last time anyone saw you…. Please tell us that you never go onto boats with strangers now! 😂🤞🏻
Am I the only one who thinks this guy sounds kind of awesome? Crazy, for sure. But the dude lives ON A BOAT! Plus, he’s a property owner. That’s just a smart investment.
@@CERTAIND00M Hahahaha! The boat was maybe 25 feet so not talking about a yacht. Plus, WAS a property owner, I am sure the Feds seized that property. Anyway, I can look back on it now and laugh.
when you drive to your dates place and it ends up just their parents place, and 30 mins in to a conversation, ya.... i forgot something in the car, you walk to the car and just DRIVE! and never look back!
I had a guy I was working with ask me out for over a year. I finally said yes. He told me he wanted to show me his new business. Date night arrived and I called him and told him I'm in the hospital because I had fallen a few hours earlier and broke my arm. He said that was ok and he would not have a problem taking me home. I said okay. He picked me up and said would it be ok if he drove by the business so I can see it. Now I'm on pain pills and in pain and want to go home and crash. I'm thinking we would be driving by a building with a sign of his business. Oh hell no. He walks around the car opens the door and says "come on" I get out high as hell from pain pills.
We get inside the building and it's a fucking AM WAY meeting. All of the people are dressed to the nines and I'm standing there dressed in my you just tripped and fell in mud pants on.
I said, oh hell NO I'm outta here.
I got outside and to a payphone called my best friend. And got the hell away from there.
Amway wtf is it
@@nonameuser5243 it stands for “American Way” and is an MLM (multilevel marketing), essentially a legal pyramid scheme, that seeks everything from makeup to pots and pans to vitamins (no, I’m not kidding. It’s a “lifestyle”) and is extremely cultish. The products are all overpriced and, like all MLMs in the US is a family owned business. Which family, you might ask? The ultra-conservative, anti-public school DeVoss family. As in Betsy DeVoss, the Trump Administration’s f’ing Secretary of Education!!! She had spent, I believe, somewhere in the neighborhood of $270 million dollars on ultra-conservative Republican and anti-public education campaigns, and when asked if she should be in the Cabinet, essentially said that she was getting a return on her investment, and had spent so much money that she deserved it. That woman did everything she could to dismantle the public education system that used to be the jewel in the crown of our society, the pride of our nation, and is now in shambles because of the war waged upon every facet of it, from early childhood education to student grants and loans for universities and trade schools. *That’s* who AmWay is!!!!
As the Monty Python boys said so very eloquently in the masterpiece that is The Search For the Holy Grail, “Run away! Run away!!!”
@@TheOriginalLexa ruclips.net/video/WrlAwL52_Qg/видео.html
@@nonameuser5243 Amway is a Multilevel Marketing (MLM) scheme where most of the money is made by recruiting more people to recruit more people. Each recruit pays into the scheme
14:25 Idek why but that "blue" made me crack up so hard
Bluuw
Pro tip: pity dates never go well.
So many people getting suckered into attending Amway presentations lol
I'm a young British boy wtf is that about
@@nonameuser5243 A pyramid scheme, or, as google puts it "a multi-layered marketing company".
Their bubblegum was AWESOME in the 90s. Lol
I remember reading a tweet about a couple on their way to their dating place.
a shootout happened and one of the shooters they knew ran past by and remarked: "oh yall are dating now, that's cute" and continued shooting. lmfao best thing i've read all week.
the more restraint the girl (and honestly boys too) the more insane they go when the restraints are gone. authority based discipline doesn't actually make people disciplined, it just makes them afraid of authority.
I live in Korea and it’s not uncommon for people to think that we foreigners exist for their personal curiosity or benefit. We also get heavily targeted by religious cults.
I have been on 3-4 first dates where I was handed a gun. Two were knowingly loaded. Men don't do this, do not hand a woman you barely know a loaded firearm. FYI, I am now very happily married to a man who did not even own a firearm. This was less than a decade ago in America. America obvs
Jeez, everyone knows you give her a broad sword...
@@williamwontiam3166 I know right?
Everyone should know how to handle a loaded gun. Do not point it at people. And never put ur finger on the trigger unless you are trying to kill something
Damn, look at moneybags letting you get TWO items off the dollar menu. Keeper!
that one story with the girl blowing a random dude while on a date with another guy is the first one i have heard where the red flag was country wide and you could easily see it on a map at least the cousin seems like a decent girl
Stop harassing co-workers into dating you. They can't avoid you.
i would have left the amway thing and never answer the phone again lol
9:29 I think the son wasn't the only crazy one in that family
When she realized I was a bigfoot
Bruh, someone made a video about you check it out
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@@AkinlabiStClair DAMN IT
Ayyy
Sounds like a plus to me
@@AkinlabiStClair I should’ve recognized the fucking link
When ever a man limits me I will instantly walk . Set boundaries and have respect for yourselfs lady’s and gentlemen. Love yourself first and the right one will come .Also it’s ok to say no and excuse yourself instead of settling and saying you are being nice we are only obligated to ourselves.
Faxx
Same goes both ways 🤷♂️
Trevor Reader that’s why I stated ladies and gentlemen.
@@samanthasalazar8685 LOL, they always jump to that defense, no matter the context, don't they? Like... it goes without saying, but it's more their way of discrediting. Whatevs.
13:32 Assuming Derek actually had any balls, which is doubtful.
thats when you put your phones on the table and say who ever looks at their phone first pays for the date... now good thing no one texts me that often, so she would be the one paying, if she was on it at longer then a few mins, i would and have just get up and leave
@catmodelt ah those where the days. aye when i started dating they were the size of a brick.. no cameras, no texting, around 1996
Whenever I ask something on r/AskReddit I only get a couple of replies and one or two likes (which I am generous for). How do the people that get hundreds of replies and likes do it?
Ask trendy questions I guess and relatable to current events and in popular subreddits
Yeah you basicly need a topic which is trending fast , that way you get more chance that yours Will get more replies And likes
Simping gone wrong. Love it!
15:54 I wonder if the guy ended up doing dishes that night.
I’ve never met a an amway person. Perk of living in a small town I guess? That person would immediately be ostracized till they came to their senses.
What about Avon, Mary Kay or Tupperware-selling neighbors and colleagues?
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Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony...then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
Sxpreme_Dairy only the avatar master of all elements could stop them.... but when the world needed him most... he vanished
imma just ruin this all for ya'll
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Now that was a bad date.
6:05 I have no sympathy for that guy,he persued her knowing full well she had a boyfriend.they even went on coffee dates behind they guys back,then he has nerve to be offended when he finds out they never broke up.thats karma
Thank you! damn. You don't wait in the wings like some fucking creep, let alone actively fucking pursue someone who is in a relationship.
She said they'd broken up.
@@kylez8010 ikr!
The sad thing about watching this kind of videos is... I don't have any experience in these topics
Consider that a blessing!
WTH is a Beer n' Christ thing? Is this common in the USA?
Sounds like a Bible study in a pub. Or they trying to get people to go to church without initially entering a church.
Yeah I always thought JC was more of a wine and bread guy?
Weird.
If i recall right it drinks around a fire and talking about Jesus and the bible often comparing it to what happening in the world.
why dont you LEAVEEEEEE when shit hits the fan
Didn't even get to the date part... He asked me out by saying that we should talk about his family issues with milkshakes after bombarding me with texts at all hours, everyday, for a month.
2:10 lol
6:20 She's just not right in the head. Total player.
20:06 Er, the phrase is NOT "fork you!" It's, um ...
So entertaining
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I had a sort-of boyfriend when I was 11 (this was before I realized I was gay), and our first date was to a butterfly house at the science museum. Like, a big conservatory-type building full of live butterflies. And both of our respective parents were there with us. I’ve only been on a handful of dates with various other people since then, and none of them led to a lasting relationship.
Also, I met him while we both went to see Megamind at the same movie theater.
lmao megamind
1:30 carma.
“Karma”
The one you said no I don't want you around me but they stalked your internet
Amway was involved a disturbingly high amount of times.
Pretty sure Dereks real name is Foster.
14:02 TTS... you’ve been drinking again.
I threw up on a 2nd date once
What happened? On Your date. My best friend puked all of her date. She had taken a prescription medication that didn't agree with her. She had taken it twice and everything was fine. Third time was a charm.
She was turning toward her date to tell him she wasn't feeling well.
Instead everything came up and out.
That was 45 years ago and she hasn't puked on him again.
They will be celebrating 46 years in December.
Underated channel
Does my ex going into incredible detail about her abusive ex count?
27:40 Uh....what word is "r******"? I can't imagine anyone marrying someone who yelled "rapist" or "retard" in front of lamps on their first "date!"
knew a girl in high school who tried to fight me because I wouldn't date her. I avoided her until she cornered me in the boys bathroom. I have some MMA background and I beat her bloody. got a month of detention, but it sent the message.
Bro the first one 😂😂😂💔💔💔
at about 8:19 TF does he mean shoot H*****, i hate censorship, because now i dont know
Honey mustard.
Fuck dating. All you need is a big pitbull to love. 😄💘🐶
I mean a teriyaki chicken sub sounds good rn IMO if I went on a date with a girl and she wanted subway that's a instant second date
That wasn't really the point though. I'm sure it would have been perfectly fine if he didn't tell her to dress up and if he told her to buy her own sub if she didn't want to split his.
@@aydrianna22 o.K
...I'm glad you ran...omg😶😱
What was the r word in that third to the last story? She says he said the r word and then they were married 5 years later.
I think the “R” word was retarded. It’s a offensive, cruel term for mentally disabled people.
@@TheSonWhoCums6669 "offensive cruel term". No, it's not. Its a medical term to describe low mental capacity. Someone who is retarded has highly limited cognition. People using it in a way to describe an action or "normal" person isn't the correct use, but it's not cruel or offensive.
source- medical school
@@TheSonWhoCums6669 what about window licker?
I went on a blind date with a guy who showed up dressed as a woman….we walked around the mall and I tried to show compassion and tell him he pulled it off well, which he did most certainly not.
Wouldn’t it be more compassionate to tell him the truth? I prefer to know when I leave the house looking less than my best, but I also acknowledge how awkward that situation must’ve been.
Pity dates dont work why does noone listen
Wow! Her dog saved his life! Post mortem for that fact
"She didnt bring money, she expected me to pay" What man goes and a date and doesn't pay? He must be a millenial. Even my worse dates paid 😂😂
> he must be a millennial
If people five to fifteen years older than you have attitudes that aren't as out of date as yours the problem might be on your side.
Wtf dude this is 2020 there is no expectation guys pay for everything anymore. If a man has to pay for everything to have a relationship/ sex with you that's like prostitution.
This made more sense when women weren’t allowed to work and were paid significantly less when they did. My policy has always been that the person who suggests the event pays. It’s embarrassing and silly to rely on other people just because I was born female.
We get to see what an entitled creep she was in the rest of the date, so I don’t know if this example is the best one for you to make fun of the *guy* for.
Wait what why was 4:07 wtf
She started licking me. Like my arm. It wasn’t that bad 😂
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How is the human race not extinct?
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Lol.
Last night there was a boy on the floor and his friend was like “oh no oh no oh no” and I got scared and checked if he was alive. He was fine so I walked off. Then suddenly his arms are on me and he says “kiss me Kiss me” and we started kissing. Lol he was cute
Did you go out with him or that was it?
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Listen I’m in amway and so fucking weirded out by these ppl…. I hit you up and ask if you looking to make some passive income. No, thank you and have a great day and if yes, cool let’s setup 10-15 min meeting to see if it fits or you want more info…. No need for all this unnecessary shit and manipulation. It’s simple
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Jeez
Watching this, I'm glad I've never dated.
Buuuuuuh
Ooof
I met this guy who lived on a boat. He wanted to show me the boat so I was like sure why not. His boat was moored out in the water away from the dock so we had to take a smaller boat to get to his boat. After showing me around his boat he started telling me about where he was from. He told me he was from Washington state and he had purchased a house with a large amount of property. What he didn't know was that the previous owners had a large field of marijuana plants in the back. He said the Feds knocked on his door and wanted to take a look at the property and he refused. He said they told him they would be back with a warrant. He told me he packed a bag and fled the state. So, at this point I am looking back at the dock and calculating if I could swim the distance. He then started to tell me how China was going to invade the US... he has been abducted by aliens... he survived an explosion because angels saved him... Again, me looking back at the dock... He started to tell me I should live with him on the boat and we would be so happy. I told him I have a dog so that would not work out. He was trying to convince me the dog would love it. So, at that point I am trying to think of a way to get him to take me back to the dock. I told him it had been some time since I was on a boat and was feeling a little sick to my stomach. He wanted me to sit down, I told him I needed to get back to dry land and if I did I know I would feel better. He finally agreed and once we hit that dock I flew out of that boat, ran to the parking lot, jumped in my car and sped the heck out of there.