The Most Loyal 7-Eleven Customer Ever. Alex Velluto

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 85

  • @elizabethschuler8890
    @elizabethschuler8890 Год назад +88

    This guy is a comedic delight. I hope he goes places! (Other than a 7-11.)

  • @somerandomguy3868
    @somerandomguy3868 Год назад +18

    " you better believe it lil lady they call me the big gulp kid" this whole bit is top notch

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious Год назад +36

    This guy is hilarious - would love to see one of his shows in person!

  • @pamelameckley5040
    @pamelameckley5040 Год назад +13

    I already consider Alex Velluto to be a famous comedian - he's incredibly funny. I would definitely want to go watch one of his shows. He never fails to entertain, IMHO. 😂🤣

  • @luckylady7542
    @luckylady7542 Год назад +10

    I really hope he writes his own material. Hes a bloody genius. 😂❤

  • @OliverWilson2
    @OliverWilson2 Год назад +17

    Alex is painfully funny!!…meaning I laugh so hard at his sets, my ribs hurt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justjokes-shorts9239
    @justjokes-shorts9239 Год назад +4

    I'd love to see one of this guy's live performances; he's hilarious!

  • @Notthelizard
    @Notthelizard Год назад +17

    I feel like I should buy one pop to get you one more point, even though I no longer do pop

  • @JohnLeePedimore
    @JohnLeePedimore Год назад +41

    A three legged dog walks into a 7-11, looks around the store and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

    • @pamelameckley5040
      @pamelameckley5040 Год назад +4

      😂

    • @FigaroHey
      @FigaroHey Год назад +2

      He walks into a bar in Texas. Makes no sense at a 7-11. It's a cowboy film joke.

    • @brianclemons5375
      @brianclemons5375 Год назад +4

      Thumbs up. Why not

    • @JohnLeePedimore
      @JohnLeePedimore Год назад +3

      @@FigaroHey I changed the joke to match Alex's clip....

  • @__-pl3jg
    @__-pl3jg Год назад +6

    Cool, now I can use his number to feel the prestige and in return he'll get more points. Im ok with that arrangement.

  • @EvanMoon
    @EvanMoon Год назад +11

    If he ever needs food and doesn’t have any money… 7-Eleven he’s coming to you

  • @AlexVellutoComedy
    @AlexVellutoComedy Год назад +53

    The phone number is real by the way people.

    • @Hayyyward
      @Hayyyward Год назад +5

      You mind if I redeem just enough to save that poor hot dog from it's despair? 🤣

    • @AlexVellutoComedy
      @AlexVellutoComedy Год назад +10

      If you must. Seems like the right thing to do.

    • @SherrySherry
      @SherrySherry Год назад +4

      😂 I'm not a frequent patron of 7-Eleven, if at all, but I will admit that I was/am tempted to text ya! 🤭💬 Thanks for the chuckles, Big Gulp Kid!! ☺️👌💞‼️

    • @terfalicious
      @terfalicious Год назад +3

      Dialing.....

    • @SherrySherry
      @SherrySherry Год назад

      @@edithdlp8045
      👁️👄👁️

  • @Pxoxl
    @Pxoxl Год назад +29

    🦅An American Hero 🇺🇸

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 Год назад +3

    That was an awesome bit, he’s really good

  • @eugene1059
    @eugene1059 Год назад +5

    The legend of 7-11

  • @janicebarniak3257
    @janicebarniak3257 Год назад +11

    Let's all use his number to get him points at seven eleven

  • @GeorgFreese
    @GeorgFreese Год назад +1

    Love this guy!

  • @multivariateperspective5137
    @multivariateperspective5137 Год назад +1

    What an excellent bit

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 Год назад +3

    He's right. Those hot dogs are so dehydrated that rather than mustard and ketchup, they come with Oil of Olay!

    • @pamelameckley5040
      @pamelameckley5040 Год назад +1

      Or just pop it into a glass of water and watch it expand - like those capsules that had dinosaurs and the like inside of them. Not sure what they were made of - some sort of spongy material.

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 Год назад

    Alex, keep it up. Your reputation is surely preceding you.

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 Год назад +7

    WTF in Major Old Lady lingo stands for:
    Way Too Funny!
    Could you imagine having him over for dinner?
    What a hoot!! 👏👍👏
    ⚘ 🙏❤🙏 ⚘

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight Год назад +2

    The only 7-11 that sells big gulps with a legend 🤣

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 Год назад +1

    Omg, this is his best!!!😂

  • @lizardgirl72
    @lizardgirl72 Год назад

    My favorite comedian

  • @ubergeek1968
    @ubergeek1968 Год назад +1

    20K points? Seriously? My wife has 52,000! I think she is saving up for her own franchise!

  • @RedCaio
    @RedCaio Год назад +4

    If anyone uses those points they'll have all of us to answer to

  • @jaquessheet3267
    @jaquessheet3267 Год назад +5

    $20,000⁰̲⁰̲ @ 7-Eleven?
    I know they're overpriced, but holy cow!

  • @naomibeery8098
    @naomibeery8098 Год назад +2

    I stopped shopping at 7/11 because every time i tried to redeem some points the manager said he didnt know how to ring it up. All the crusty apple fritters and i got nothing!

  • @davidharrington956
    @davidharrington956 Год назад +1

    I like him ,he's funny.

  • @KnucklesOTD
    @KnucklesOTD Год назад +3

    20k is chump change compared to what I have at 7-Eleven. Lol

  • @vortexpilot5096
    @vortexpilot5096 Год назад +1

    Funny! 'Bout time I got some laugh out louds.

  • @KassiusFineArt
    @KassiusFineArt Год назад +3

    Hilarious.

  • @TheChocolateChakra
    @TheChocolateChakra Год назад +1

    Dang. Inflation has even struck the 7-11 points system. They're now worth 1/10th...

  • @ethansandstedt1551
    @ethansandstedt1551 Год назад +4

    Bold move putting your actual phone number out there on the internet. It was very funny though.

  • @billyllewis
    @billyllewis Год назад +1

    FYI folks, the only way like almost all other places that offers loyalty rewards, you gotta type it in to get the sale price. Not kidding.

    • @adamfranks2053
      @adamfranks2053 Год назад +1

      Not accurate at 7-Eleven. If you have to use rewards, it will say “only with rewards” on the tag and said tag will be green. Otherwise anyone gets the deal

    • @billyllewis
      @billyllewis Год назад

      @@adamfranks2053 Perhaps it applies to tobacco and pop and candy bars and the 2 for deals on the hot dogs and Starbucks cold drinks because I’m talking UPC codes and if I don’t enter my rewards number it’s always full price until I do. Perhaps the heavily promoted items don’t apply like the slurpees and window sales but again I’m positive as many times I’ve visited and 8200 points later.

  • @stevenperkins2276
    @stevenperkins2276 Год назад +2

    He’s funny and cute

  • @usauditresponse
    @usauditresponse Год назад +3

    Funny but, hope to see more

    • @pamelameckley5040
      @pamelameckley5040 Год назад +3

      That was the only thing wrong with the video, too short!

  • @BarlowJacob
    @BarlowJacob Год назад +1

    I have 33,000

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Год назад +1

    He's funny

  • @lostboy8084
    @lostboy8084 Год назад +1

    The 7-11 here closed in 93

  • @superstormday993
    @superstormday993 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂😂

  • @davidbenner2289
    @davidbenner2289 Год назад +1

    Very cute. Every woman's dream.

  • @billyllewis
    @billyllewis Год назад

    It get that for 8000 points at 7/11.

  • @glenpolen5562
    @glenpolen5562 Год назад +1

    He is funny. If you turn your head or close your eyes, he sounds, EXACTLY like The ole , funny PAUL LYNDE from the 70s and 80s. He was great on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES and on BEWITCHED.

    • @FigaroHey
      @FigaroHey Год назад

      No. Paul Lynde's voice was higher and more nasal on all vowel sounds.

    • @glenpolen5562
      @glenpolen5562 Год назад

      @Figaro Hey! what's happening, buddy. That's cool from what you hear.
      I hear him sounding exactly like Paul.
      Im just saying. It's what i hear. If you hear it differently, i can't tell you that you are wrong. I dont know what your hearing is like, lol.
      But, dont tell me, NO.
      I wouldn't disrespect you, my friend.
      Even though i disagree with you. Im not going to argue over the way someone talks.
      Thanks for your opinion.

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire Год назад

      Hm. Maybe some of the cadence

    • @glenpolen5562
      @glenpolen5562 Год назад

      @EarthErinFire - Hey there, im glad you hear a little of Paul too. Haaa haa. I dont think we are showing our age. If so, who cares. Lmao.
      I guess it's true that we are all different.
      We see things differently all of the time.
      It's sad that people are killing each other just because someone doesn't agree with them and see things their way.
      They are selfless, immature, capital A for A** H*L*S.
      The last 2 nights, I was watching a few videos on RUclips that had all PAUL LIND funny answers on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.
      I've seen some or most of them before, but i didn't remember the one i watched last night, and i saw a part 2 early this evening.
      Im not sure which one was part 1?
      Maybe it's the 1 with the number 1?
      I need to check it out.
      Have you seen any of those videos on youtube?

  • @taissalada
    @taissalada Год назад +1

    711, the best place to making bad decisions when it comes to making a dietary decision

  • @fredleemh
    @fredleemh Год назад +5

    😂❤😂

  • @appalachiancat
    @appalachiancat Год назад

    People are gonna cash in your points. 😂

  • @nickkk420
    @nickkk420 11 месяцев назад

    Itd actually 10:1 not 1:1, also there is generous bonuses constantly, I have 50,000 points and go only occasionally fwiw

  • @iconerror
    @iconerror Год назад +1

    Is he wearing a diaper under those pants

  • @imir8atu321
    @imir8atu321 Год назад

    who letting you go out with a full depends

  • @enlightenedapple
    @enlightenedapple Год назад

    Who redeemed the points???!!

  • @matthewmullins1322
    @matthewmullins1322 10 месяцев назад

    Big Al better

  • @MrMoridinalthor
    @MrMoridinalthor Год назад

    If he's drinking three Big Gulps of "diet" Coke a day, no wonder the testosterone results are sub optimal.

  • @shasmeen
    @shasmeen Год назад +1

    😂😂😂