Even Donald Trump Didn't See This Coming

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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
  • During a speech in Wisconsin the President-Elect revealed a surprising fact: he went into election night expecting to lose.
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  • @saeedm6671
    @saeedm6671 7 лет назад +395

    That map was bleeding red,
    there was blood coming out of her wherever...

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 7 лет назад +1

      mike mikey lol

    • @daveskerritt9886
      @daveskerritt9886 7 лет назад +26

      +mike mikey, there will be blood coming out of all of us by the time trump gets through with us. :)

    • @PcePilgrim
      @PcePilgrim 7 лет назад

      Lmfao

    • @michaelsanchez5954
      @michaelsanchez5954 7 лет назад +1

      mike mikey sure you don't want to talk about it.

    • @boneykingofsomewhere
      @boneykingofsomewhere 7 лет назад +9

      soon as i heard bleeding i thought oh ffs Donald...shut up lol

  • @delphi-moochymaker62
    @delphi-moochymaker62 7 лет назад +814

    His cabinet is whiter than a porcelain toilet in the snow. As a white guy, it`s disturbing.

    • @bradleygilmore5638
      @bradleygilmore5638 7 лет назад +47

      Dat virtue signal. ;)

    • @syedahmedjilanee6041
      @syedahmedjilanee6041 7 лет назад +2

      Chris Ashcroft LMAO 😂😂

    • @deborahs.nelson6061
      @deborahs.nelson6061 7 лет назад +76

      GET OVER THE RACISM! He is picking people who are GREAT for the JOB! STOP LOOKING AT THE COLOR OF PEOPLE! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL RACISTS!

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 7 лет назад +58

      Deborah S. Nelson you're serious? Those ppl are in no way great for the job...

    • @deborahs.nelson6061
      @deborahs.nelson6061 7 лет назад +48

      Because they are White Males--they are not great for the job? We are going to have to agree to disagree. I aim sick of people looking at the color of people's skin! I am totally done with concocting racism around every corner. TRUMP is a very smart man, and he knows what he is doing. However a 2 billion dollar ad campaign--the most spend on a losing political ad campaign has smeared TRUMP with this racism label and its just plain NOT TRUE... Now when he picks he cabinet, people think that there's too many white guys on the cabinet. WHY focus on the color or people's skin? By the way, the whites are in a majority in this country, so what's wrong with them being a majority in any given situation? I am going back to work, I have said my peace, and we'll have to agree to disagree, and let time show us how his cabinet did.

  • @HamanKarn567
    @HamanKarn567 7 лет назад +311

    Look he's whining some more about Trump.

    • @robertbrinkman2761
      @robertbrinkman2761 7 лет назад +98

      If he bugs you,why not just change the channel? Faux News Channel roster is stocked full of the conservative comedians.

    • @weaponizedlizardmen360
      @weaponizedlizardmen360 7 лет назад +60

      Haman Karn and look at you, still whining about his whining, get over it.

    • @jimw7656
      @jimw7656 7 лет назад

      Robert Brinkman Trump won STFU IDIOT

    • @dubtribe1589
      @dubtribe1589 7 лет назад +4

      look another disgusting weebshit giving his 2 cents

    • @heartofglass6802
      @heartofglass6802 7 лет назад +9

      Things I'm seeing:
      1. Hypocrisy
      2. Invalid arguments, (telling someone to shut up proves nothing)

  • @legoinsomniac
    @legoinsomniac 7 лет назад +480

    The whole Party of Lincoln thing is something I've always found curious. Like, the policies and attitudes of both parties have basically swapped over the years, who cares which party Lincoln was in? What's important is what he stood for.

    • @Chrjstheshadow
      @Chrjstheshadow 7 лет назад +19

      Lego Insomniac It's just a party line they use to try to prove they're not racists. Something on the lines of "the president that freed the slaves was republican, so of course we love blacks people". Democrats do it too, but more so by pointing the finger at the other party rather than themselves "Okay, maybe you don't like our policies now, but Bush sucked and he's republican!"
      God I love politics

    • @gregwashington6208
      @gregwashington6208 7 лет назад +8

      He stood for unity....but the left doesn't get that.

    • @MrWotsItoya
      @MrWotsItoya 7 лет назад +7

      exactly
      they once STOOD for unity

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 7 лет назад +14

      They switched sides in the 60s.

    • @KronicKillin
      @KronicKillin 7 лет назад +3

      bring back the green backs. the whole reason he got killed wasn't because of slavery it was the fact he had America printing its own money. the bankers do not like that and had him killed and crashed our economy. when are we going to wake up and see how the fed is controlling us with debt. the FED already said they will raise interest rates 3 times in the next few years. they are about to deflate our money so they can buy up everything and own us even more. during Obama they lowered the interest rates to inflate our economy now they want to deflate it.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +920

    The Nixon letters need to be a running segment. Working title 'From one Dick to another'.

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 7 лет назад +15

      New Message Kind of left in the shade by Trump/Obama recordings on Conan.

    • @mamamimi1392
      @mamamimi1392 7 лет назад +1

      +Nx Doyle They are hilarious. lol

    • @harrisonlawndale8045
      @harrisonlawndale8045 7 лет назад +1

      sppppphhhhhhh bahahahaha

    • @plastikk12
      @plastikk12 7 лет назад +4

      "Trumped by a Dick"?

    • @mamamimi1392
      @mamamimi1392 7 лет назад +3

      +Make America Great Again: Well, if that wasn't a complete contradiction to your meaning in life.

  • @jmcsquared18
    @jmcsquared18 7 лет назад +254

    No matter how many Trump trolls dislike Colbert's videos, Stephen will remain funny and Donald Trump will remain a clown.

    • @beaconrider
      @beaconrider 7 лет назад

      Well this clown managed to get enough votes to become President. What has your talking head done? He can't remain funny because he never was.

    • @jmcsquared18
      @jmcsquared18 7 лет назад +6

      beaconrider When there are enough idiots to vote for him, and the opposite candidate is Hillary Clinton, it isn't that difficult. A trashcan could have won for the republicans this time around. Given the state of the media in our nation, none of the third-party candidates ever have much of a chance unfortunately. So between a giant douche and a turd sandwich, it's pretty much a sham either way.

    • @eltoroluckypatientzero1355
      @eltoroluckypatientzero1355 7 лет назад +1

      jmcsquared18 While that might be true for it's too soon to tell people like you make Hillary Clinton look like an angel pretty clownish to me.

    • @Joe-qh8nr
      @Joe-qh8nr 7 лет назад +2

      President-elect Trump, ya douche

    • @NickCollins25
      @NickCollins25 7 лет назад +7

      Joe You're offended because people won't call Donald Fart President elect Fart? Yeah, I'm being childish in response to childishness 😂

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 7 лет назад +101

    Colbert must have been watching Futurama to prepare for the Nixon impression.

    • @peterwyetzner5276
      @peterwyetzner5276 7 лет назад +20

      yeah, strictly speaking it's a disembodied Nixon head impression.

    • @stephen-gi9uz
      @stephen-gi9uz 7 лет назад +6

      Peter Wyetzner not complete without the Arooooooo!

    • @manthasagittarius1
      @manthasagittarius1 7 лет назад +1

      Would take some time to work up a full-body Nixon -- dumpy defeated look from shoulders to heels, coming out of a core damp grey mistrustful pessimism where ambition should never have tried to take root. A cold mess.

    • @jeffreysterna9019
      @jeffreysterna9019 7 лет назад +1

      manthasagittarius1

  • @gregpugh91
    @gregpugh91 7 лет назад +244

    Colbert for president.
    Jon Stewart for VP
    or vice versa
    fuck it at this point

    • @clairekim2525
      @clairekim2525 7 лет назад +3

      i second that last statement

    • @gregpugh91
      @gregpugh91 7 лет назад

      Persøn Human I third it

    • @Mrcrawford100
      @Mrcrawford100 7 лет назад +1

      910pro I deplore that stament.. nothing against Stewart, but Colbert is a corporate sellout, anybody could rig a system with him in charge.. lol

    • @gregpugh91
      @gregpugh91 7 лет назад

      Sean Crawford "deplore" ... I see what you did there...

    • @leonardorossi1261
      @leonardorossi1261 7 лет назад +7

      Well, the entire new cabinet is literally a corporate sellout, so I don't see the problem

  • @willhaynes3505
    @willhaynes3505 7 лет назад +53

    "The election is rigged!!!!!" "oh, I won?" Ummmm......

  • @IHamilton9320
    @IHamilton9320 7 лет назад +92

    You guys excited for the holidays? *WOOOOOOOO* (single confetti falls to ground)

    • @asiamo1175
      @asiamo1175 7 лет назад +5

      Isa Hamilton omg 😂😂

    • @ISuperGenXI
      @ISuperGenXI 7 лет назад +1

      BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 7 лет назад +34

      Isn't a single one just a confetto?

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 7 лет назад +2

      dorianXsapiens lol

  • @christinastork8258
    @christinastork8258 7 лет назад +372

    Only because Stephen is amazing I somewhat manage to laugh. I'm still *beyond* depressed knowing a bigot like Trump is gonna be in charge for at least four years...

    • @SuperEvilC
      @SuperEvilC 7 лет назад +5

      Christina Stork
      That's the point of watch these trash TV shows... you are being brainwashed and manipulated!!

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 7 лет назад

      hey, don't lose hope...
      I am about to get blitz training and fix this... somehow...
      and if everything fails... I know people with spaceships... Independence Day 2018 is a backup plan.

    • @WeaselHours
      @WeaselHours 7 лет назад +6

      Exactly which liberals shut up?
      Stephen? Trevor Noah? Sam Bee? Seth Meyers? Bill Maher?

    • @NBHfilm
      @NBHfilm 7 лет назад +8

      How do you know Trump is a bigot? Do you have actual evidence? Like a video or something? Genuine question.

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 7 лет назад +11

      Shiva's Dance
      all of his speeches?

  • @ramonawhitaker4503
    @ramonawhitaker4503 7 лет назад +12

    Stephen is a very good singer!

  • @marywest8144
    @marywest8144 7 лет назад +202

    That map was RUSSIAN RED, courtesy of Putin.
    Thanks for the truth, CIA.

    • @Enigmatism415
      @Enigmatism415 7 лет назад +7

      Karma for US interference in foreign elections. We deserve it.

    • @SovietBear91
      @SovietBear91 7 лет назад

      you should call yourself Bimbolina

    • @flyinspirals
      @flyinspirals 7 лет назад

      TeddyBear Nope, my brother already goes by that.

    • @SovietBear91
      @SovietBear91 7 лет назад

      *****
      your bro is a Bimbo?

    • @s.r.r.
      @s.r.r. 7 лет назад

      Mary West Right on.

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 7 лет назад +110

    That guitarist is super cute.

    • @muhash14
      @muhash14 7 лет назад +7

      Christian Schoff why is this the first comment about this I've seen here? Cmon

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 7 лет назад

      ***** What's a flamer?

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 7 лет назад +4

      Caption America Actually, I look pretty good. Not great, but I'm definitely cute.

    • @octangula7914
      @octangula7914 7 лет назад +12

      Christian Schoff you look like an off-brand Kurt cobain

    • @goldenfoxa1810
      @goldenfoxa1810 7 лет назад

      +Christian Schoff she must be happy with all these bbc around here

  • @raywei8472
    @raywei8472 7 лет назад +27

    Thank you Stephen Colbert for not releasing 10-minute videos so that we don't have to watch a 2nd ad

    • @HOWZERGOD
      @HOWZERGOD 7 лет назад

      He tries his best to not do so xD

    • @damarmar1001
      @damarmar1001 7 лет назад

      Ray Wei I don't see ads Don't you use adblocker?

    • @raywei8472
      @raywei8472 7 лет назад

      linke loetje I used to, then I stopped because almost every website reply on ads to earn money

    • @damarmar1001
      @damarmar1001 7 лет назад

      Ray Wei Ok I like it better without ads. I hate those things. it's a choice

    • @raywei8472
      @raywei8472 7 лет назад +1

      linke loetje it's annoying, but lots of people feed their family because of ads. One of the reasons the quality of journalism is going down is because too many ad blocks. Hope you understand and stop using ad blocks

  • @GelidGanef
    @GelidGanef 7 лет назад +105

    Stephen and the band were on fire tonight!

    • @mshara1
      @mshara1 7 лет назад +11

      They must've have seen La La Land.

  • @papulrocks794
    @papulrocks794 7 лет назад +457

    Dear Mr. Podesta,
    I'm a Nigerian prince hoping to donate a million dollars to the Clinton foundation. Could you plz email me Ms. Hillary's bank account details & passwords, so that i can transfer the money to her account directly without leaving any trail of the funding.

    • @roundaboutlout3422
      @roundaboutlout3422 7 лет назад +25

      GradeA's Kid I want to help! Don't spread it around, but the password for the accounts is p@ssword

    • @tumadrepinchependejo
      @tumadrepinchependejo 7 лет назад +4

      brilliant just brilliant lool

    • @mcmotomadippy1505
      @mcmotomadippy1505 7 лет назад +5

      GradeA's Kid HAHA, that might work! The password is admin1234

    • @dotardjchump9980
      @dotardjchump9980 7 лет назад +5

      GradeA's Kid don't worry when The Useful Idiot disobeys Putin's command, he'll release some great Emails from the RNC!

    • @davesolemi5141
      @davesolemi5141 7 лет назад +3

      GradeA's Kid I'm Nigerian and I find that offensive.

  • @cheddyrod
    @cheddyrod 7 лет назад +8

    Stephen, you get paid multi-millions. Can't you afford a suit that fits?

  • @Alezey574
    @Alezey574 7 лет назад +17

    "How do you keep getting away with this shit?!!". That is the main question that should be answered

  • @linasayshush
    @linasayshush 7 лет назад +89

    Someone please take the microphone away from that band guy

    • @njm92495
      @njm92495 7 лет назад +2

      burymeinpink someone take the piano from that guy too

    • @lizatanzawa7910
      @lizatanzawa7910 7 лет назад +24

      burymeinpink hey, I like the band guy

    • @josephine190
      @josephine190 7 лет назад +3

      get off the mans nuts.

    • @pcuimac
      @pcuimac 7 лет назад +9

      burymeinpink He should only play piano and maybe sing to a tune, but his comments and grunts are weak.

    • @leonardorossi1261
      @leonardorossi1261 7 лет назад +2

      He is delightfully annoying

  • @libertyann439
    @libertyann439 6 лет назад +7

    Steve should make some music. He has some singing talent!

  • @MarkLumsley
    @MarkLumsley 7 лет назад +60

    As a guitarist myself, Maddie Rice knows how to push my buttons. That look on her face after the 'Maurice' bit just had me like WHAAAT? :3

    • @MarkLumsley
      @MarkLumsley 7 лет назад +31

      Aw man, now you ruined the rest of my year! ;) ;)

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 7 лет назад +19

      +iliek I don't think you know what any of those words mean.

    • @Ibian666
      @Ibian666 7 лет назад

      She will never have sex with you.

    • @MarkLumsley
      @MarkLumsley 7 лет назад +6

      Ibian666 That's not the point - you don't go into a date or relationship with the primary intention of "parkin' peen", and if you do then maybe you're part of the problem when it comes to such mentality. :)

    • @MarkLumsley
      @MarkLumsley 7 лет назад +3

      Ibian666​ Wow. I'm feeling very um........ what's the word.......
      ... 'triggered'? :P

  • @onlyhalfbad333
    @onlyhalfbad333 7 лет назад +30

    The map was red, not because it was "bleeding red", but because it's on fire.

    • @linccnil
      @linccnil 7 лет назад +1

      I thought the map was pizza-related? Politics getting more and more confusing these days

    • @willow2893
      @willow2893 7 лет назад +2

      it was blEEEEEDING OUT

    • @ineffablebeing4276
      @ineffablebeing4276 7 лет назад

      Would you rather have it turn blue and suffocate?

    • @Blitzcreed03
      @Blitzcreed03 7 лет назад

      only half bad 333 Probably from all the liberals burning down there own cities. XD

    • @ryanlayman6759
      @ryanlayman6759 7 лет назад +1

      Blitzcreed their* you uneducated swine

  • @BillGrates1
    @BillGrates1 7 лет назад +45

    Why is Trump filling his cabinet with insiders and wall street people when he spent that last year bashing Hillary about insiders and wall street people? I think he may have just been saying shit just to get elected.

    • @hollyword41
      @hollyword41 7 лет назад +14

      ya think?

    • @charityidle260
      @charityidle260 6 лет назад +3

      Gene C uh duh....

    • @margaretbouma9588
      @margaretbouma9588 6 лет назад

      Gene C me my see service self maybe this afternoon is still has faster I h had better learn it. What t see she

    • @Link2Hyrule25
      @Link2Hyrule25 6 лет назад +1

      Noooooooooo, really?

    • @ntorok
      @ntorok 6 лет назад

      No kidding

  • @samanthabraker2977
    @samanthabraker2977 7 лет назад +34

    That election night map was bleeding out of its wherever

    • @stardustnation2480
      @stardustnation2480 7 лет назад

      Samantha Braker XD

    • @buckwheat2890
      @buckwheat2890 7 лет назад +5

      Samantha Braker That's because Trump grabbed its "wherever". How a guy who talks and acts like that is our president-elect is beyond comprehension.

    • @TexelGuy
      @TexelGuy 7 лет назад

      Pussy

    • @smartalek180
      @smartalek180 7 лет назад +1

      "How a guy who talks and acts like that is our president-elect is beyond comprehension."
      The average IQ in the country is 100.
      So nearly half the populace literally have 2-digit IQs.
      They say, "In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve."
      But I did nothing to deserve getting the government that Alabama and Wyoming deserve.
      I'll be fine -- heck, my taxes will be going down.
      But Trump's Chumps in flyover country? It's going to suck to be them when his Publicans cut Medicare and Social Security.

    • @deadreck024
      @deadreck024 7 лет назад

      This shows how much you know about the government off the USA. We are a Republic NOT a democracy ..
      Learn the difference between the 2 before yoiu throw your two cents in the conversation with your Sudo-intellect.

  • @Elagabalus711
    @Elagabalus711 7 лет назад +5

    I love the slide guitarist at the begging, here smile might be the best part.

  • @viddork
    @viddork 6 лет назад +1

    I'm surprised there wasn't a letter from Nixon about how he didn't see Trump in Home Alone 2, but Pat said he was great in it.

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus 7 лет назад +11

    6:20 As Senator Amidala said: "So, this is how democracy dies... with thunderous applause."

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 7 лет назад +40

    Okay I missed something. I swore Ben Carson was supposed to be the token black guy in the cabinet

    • @tybofborg
      @tybofborg 7 лет назад +34

      They wanted to include a photo of him too, but they couldn't get one where his eyes were open.

    • @5easy
      @5easy 7 лет назад +1

      tybofborg original

    • @nocucksinkekistan7321
      @nocucksinkekistan7321 7 лет назад +2

      suuuure

    • @Wobbefet
      @Wobbefet 7 лет назад +2

      He was, but he took himself out of consideration due to "lack of experience".

    • @spaghettigod43
      @spaghettigod43 7 лет назад +4

      AWildNintenerd Obama was a token President

  • @mr.anderson2241
    @mr.anderson2241 7 лет назад +25

    So many conservative hate comments here, I'm not trying to start anything but this is just too much really

    • @TheFunnySmiley999
      @TheFunnySmiley999 7 лет назад +5

      Mr. Anderson colbert is getting paid to spread propaganda about Trump, he' s a fucking unfunny sellout piece of shit

    • @mr.anderson2241
      @mr.anderson2241 7 лет назад +1

      dead meme trump ain't doing nothing good right now though, I mean, I don't blame Colbert, it's kind of scary but I think he is overdoing it a bit

    • @domydishes
      @domydishes 7 лет назад

      ah yes why wont they just leave this dishonest hateful video alone

  • @WolffangXV
    @WolffangXV 7 лет назад +36

    Is it bad that the guitarist had about three seconds of screen time and I fell in love with her? No, completely normal? Cool

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +28

    "That map was bleeding red.." For once, Trump has actually read the pulse of the nation accurately.. I certainly felt like all the blood left my body that night.

  • @pianystrom8137
    @pianystrom8137 7 лет назад +2

    Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for not pussuing out!

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 7 лет назад +8

    At least we have Colbert to get us through this all.

  • @glenncross956
    @glenncross956 7 лет назад +80

    Please fill in all positions based on ability, not on gender or race, thank you.

    • @aisosaihama
      @aisosaihama 7 лет назад +21

      Glenn Cross do you think that's what he's done now?

    • @glenncross956
      @glenncross956 7 лет назад +12

      Aisosa Ihama
      Yes I do.
      Atleast.. I think that's what was on his mind while selecting..
      He is a pragmastist, Obama is a theorist.
      That's why you're used to scholars at those positions, but don't think those are the only options..
      A pragmatist focuses on reality.. what works practically.
      Check his picks.. all have proven to show they know how the world works and can habdle the world to their great advantage and success.
      Obama played it passive and was theorizing about everything.
      Obama said about the Carrier problem that it was IMPOSSIBLE to do anything.. that only a magic stick could work..
      Trump came saw and fixed it in 2 days. Not even POTUS yet.
      Pragmatists get things done, theorists spend most of their time in their own thoughtworld, thus losing touch with what is really happening in the world.

    • @aisosaihama
      @aisosaihama 7 лет назад +4

      Glenn Cross but if Hillary had made the picks he has, I'd be willing to bet anything that you, him and the rest of the trump train wouldn't get off Hillary's nuts until she drops them...

    • @glenncross956
      @glenncross956 7 лет назад +1

      Aisosa Ihama
      I disagree with tpu Aisosa..
      Minstery of Defence.. James Mattis
      Who will disagree?
      Same for most of the others.
      Several departments are dubious like Energy and Education but I think Trump wants to cut those down, hence the picks.
      Most are great, take a look at their in-depth profiles and I'm sure you'll agree

    • @clover2645
      @clover2645 7 лет назад +17

      I would agree with you, but Trump's current cabinet picks are the exact opposite of skilled/experienced. Tillerson is gonna be our secretary of state even though he has NO experience in foreign policy, Nikki Haley is going to be our UN ambassador despite her lack of experience (and her greatest accomplishment was taking down a flag, mind you), Pompeo is going to be head of the CIA despite the fact he has no backgroung in intelligence, Devos will be our education secretary even though she often promotes the destablization of the public school system and is really just a big donor to the RNC, his chief of staff is Reince Preibus even though Preibus has never held public office before, his choice for the EPA straight-up refuses to acknowledge the overwhelming consensus that climate change is real, and not to mention that Ben Carson is the HUD secretary, even though he's a goddamn NEUROSURGEON.

  • @loganzermeno8265
    @loganzermeno8265 7 лет назад +8

    Can this guy get over it.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 7 лет назад +14

    Most of these guys look like they escaped from the assisted living facility.

    • @TerrorBlades
      @TerrorBlades 7 лет назад +2

      I honestly read "assisted living factory".

    • @TerrorBlades
      @TerrorBlades 7 лет назад +1

      Great insult their guy, keep working on it.

  • @CSalustro
    @CSalustro 7 лет назад +28

    Thanks RUclips/Toyota for making that car ad WAY TOO LOUD everytime. Dicks.

    • @jobri5688
      @jobri5688 7 лет назад +7

      Chris Salustro You sir, you. You are a warrior for internet justice.

    • @lilbihxxx1234
      @lilbihxxx1234 7 лет назад +1

      ikr...its annoying AF...

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx 7 лет назад

    I LOL Died @, "Hillary Clinton is in the woods, restaging the Debates with a Dead Squirrel." xxD

  • @akmal94ibrahim
    @akmal94ibrahim 7 лет назад +4

    I'm 20 seconds in and I'm predicting there'll be a confetti spray in this video.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 7 лет назад +3

      Damn it! No confetti.
      I saw one falling off, thought there may be more.

  • @brendaaraujo7059
    @brendaaraujo7059 7 лет назад +8

    Ok, the girl with the guitar at 1:02 is attractive AF 👌🏼

  • @takeback181
    @takeback181 7 лет назад

    Musician goes "oh you know that one?" Had me dead lmaoo

  • @kingofroses302
    @kingofroses302 7 лет назад +6

    Richard Nixen sounds like Soldier 76

  • @Jackieb741
    @Jackieb741 7 лет назад +86

    Please take a break from trump shit. We need a break.

    • @BasedCEO
      @BasedCEO 7 лет назад +7

      Jackie Beaupre For real, I mean the guy is the president elect. Not my first choice, however, should we least give him a chance and hope for a good outcome?

    • @BasedCEO
      @BasedCEO 7 лет назад

      After some consideration, yes.

    • @summonerweaknessess4831
      @summonerweaknessess4831 7 лет назад +3

      its sad to think that we are probably getting four more years of this

    • @MrAman-lw3ij
      @MrAman-lw3ij 7 лет назад +2

      Jackie Beaupre Colbert should pay trump, he gives colbert so much substance. tbh i need colbert needs to stfu or find something else.

    • @assembler01
      @assembler01 7 лет назад +4

      This is how democracy ends, not with a fight, but with a whine! Keep shining a bright light on trumps fascist leanings!

  • @annasimpson2835
    @annasimpson2835 6 лет назад +1

    Stephen Colbert - My Late Night TV Husband. Love him so much!

  • @charlesdemarest1171
    @charlesdemarest1171 7 лет назад +25

    Holy shit propaganda Colbert.

    • @sn0man199
      @sn0man199 7 лет назад +6

      Charles Demarest
      How?

    • @IXSICNESS
      @IXSICNESS 7 лет назад +7

      Bill Smith facts are propaganda in the eyes of trumpets.
      lies though; well lies are obviously the truth

    • @charlesdemarest1171
      @charlesdemarest1171 7 лет назад +4

      necroryda Love the assumption that I support Trump, speaks volumes.

    • @charlesdemarest1171
      @charlesdemarest1171 7 лет назад +6

      ***** I just call shit what it is, and this was loaded with propaganda. Also, I'm centrist, not that it matters unless you consider that Hillary is to the RIGHT of me. Hillary lost because she's terrible and this propangandist nonsense about Russia's influence, that they've been setting up for months is just another political distraction by the DNC to drown out the dissent and control the narrative.

  • @merlincnrad5385
    @merlincnrad5385 7 лет назад +12

    that girl is gorgeous

  • @totsmini3105
    @totsmini3105 5 лет назад

    Exceptional, Brilliant and Truly comical Imitation of Nixon -- - Mr. Colbert you must be channeling him when you impersonate the "V" man!

  • @DerBlutenPat1348
    @DerBlutenPat1348 7 лет назад +5

    God damn that is a great suit he has on.

  • @thribs
    @thribs 7 лет назад +9

    That redhead is cute.

  • @imagesfromhistory3531
    @imagesfromhistory3531 7 лет назад

    Have you noticed Colbert when Donald Trumps name is in your title you get an avalanche of hits

  • @amyleecollard3159
    @amyleecollard3159 7 лет назад +13

    this guy needs to share his crybaby Hanky with seth Meyers. their entire shows revolve around trump

    • @bentleybrant
      @bentleybrant 7 лет назад +4

      is this what right winger tears taste like.... omg... i think i like them.... so addicting.... please.... cry some more

    • @bentleybrant
      @bentleybrant 7 лет назад

      Ginger Snaps nothings better than hearing an ignorant fool who thinks over half of america are commies. the moronic irony is strong with you. i wish i liked fascism as much as you. tell me how to me a good neo nazi sympathizer... please show me your ways

    • @bentleybrant
      @bentleybrant 7 лет назад

      Ginger Snaps i guess when im confused about basic political systems, tears mean anything

    • @bentleybrant
      @bentleybrant 7 лет назад

      Ginger Snaps i have no idea what that even means and isnt it christmas.. dont you want to bitch about merry christmas

    • @BostonRedSoxForever
      @BostonRedSoxForever 7 лет назад +2

      +Amylee Collard: Hey, Amylee! You know who's also going to become a MASSIVE crybaby? You! As soon as you've realized that voting for Trump was the dumbest thing to do since blow-drying your hair in a bathtub full of water!

  • @eaglejesus4351
    @eaglejesus4351 7 лет назад +5

    Never acknowledged the emails about getting his show to do what they want

    • @MrWotsItoya
      @MrWotsItoya 7 лет назад +16

      Eagle Jesus
      yes they did in an earlier video idiot

    • @gregpugh91
      @gregpugh91 7 лет назад

      Eagle Jesus oo burn

  • @danbee6103
    @danbee6103 7 лет назад +2

    I thought improv was dead. It is an understanding when improve is missing from comedy, the brightest and most experienced minds are no where to be found. Thank you Mr. Colbert, and crew for your talents.
    P.S. Though a sweet potato as president elect makes things a bit easier.

  • @abbey5470
    @abbey5470 7 лет назад +6

    For all of you that are saying you are tired of him talking about Trump, maybe watch all the other videos that are available for you to watch that have nothing to do with Trump?

  • @ytdavasquez
    @ytdavasquez 7 лет назад +10

    when hackers have to do the job of american journalists because american journalists are hacks.

  • @Junglepiggy
    @Junglepiggy 7 лет назад +6

    Dear Donald. Pat and I thought you were great in the Vietnam War.. oh wait. Hopefully you can use your experience of wussing out of serving America when you run for office.

  • @kennymartin5976
    @kennymartin5976 7 лет назад +12

    That one, lonely piece of confetti at the beginning.

  • @michaelstromer1220
    @michaelstromer1220 7 лет назад +44

    Stephen needs to stop this. I hate Trump, but its too repetetive. Hello im Stephen Colbert, Donald Trump...

    • @njm92495
      @njm92495 7 лет назад +18

      Michael Stromer this channel is my only source of Donald trump news lul

    • @musicnlove911
      @musicnlove911 7 лет назад +16

      That might be the most important material for your country in history. If the Russian state-philosopher Alexandr Dugin stays right, ("Now we finally got the White House") the USA is in deep trouble and should do anything to inform their people.

    • @TheMinstrel100
      @TheMinstrel100 7 лет назад +11

      get used to it, you can elected the village idiot as prez and not expect comedians to destroy the imbecile on the stupid shit he does.

    • @chandrashekard.7543
      @chandrashekard.7543 7 лет назад +18

      Michael Stromer tbh trump is a comedy gold mine.

    • @eutow_2350
      @eutow_2350 7 лет назад +28

      No, It's Trump who needs to stop doing dumb shit.

  • @donvitocorleone6443
    @donvitocorleone6443 7 лет назад

    "Hillary is in the woods re staging the debate with a dead squirrel" Lmfao

  • @_skykix
    @_skykix 7 лет назад +5

    Can we get a Mexican hacker to reveal Trumps tax returns?

    • @kickinitoldschool03
      @kickinitoldschool03 7 лет назад +2

      Jeric Jurado I think hackers need to be smart or something.

    • @jeanchan348
      @jeanchan348 7 лет назад +1

      Jeric Jurado get Sombra from Overwatch.

    • @vegasiciliamadrid6038
      @vegasiciliamadrid6038 7 лет назад

      Maybe Albert Gonzalez can do the Job...Maybe one day Trumps tax returns will be revealed. What does he hide?

  • @kubek
    @kubek 7 лет назад +4

    Change the name to The Late Trump Show with Stephen Colbert

  • @sassasdfghjkl
    @sassasdfghjkl 7 лет назад

    "What pollster did Pat Nixon use? Nostradamus?"

  • @BaggyMcPiper
    @BaggyMcPiper 7 лет назад +6

    Guitarist at the one minute mark is pretty hot.

  • @lordofashes2570
    @lordofashes2570 7 лет назад +8

    Only reason i'm here is to see trigger trump trolls lol

  • @mauriciamarta3867
    @mauriciamarta3867 7 лет назад +1

    "...within his tiny grasp..." 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

  • @MAKUA5D
    @MAKUA5D 7 лет назад +10

    talking in the woods with a dead squirrel? more like sacrificing "chickens" to moloch. #wikileaks

  • @robertofontiglia4148
    @robertofontiglia4148 7 лет назад +23

    Cute guitarist... at 0:59

  • @athenam2468
    @athenam2468 7 лет назад +1

    I love when Steven sings. He's so good

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee 7 лет назад +21

    Hi fellow RUclips commenters!

  • @tedlogan4867
    @tedlogan4867 7 лет назад +11

    Soooo. the content of the e-mails are being entirely ignored? Hmm

    • @Goreuncle
      @Goreuncle 7 лет назад +2

      +Ted Logan
      Spot on.
      However, you have to remember this is meant to be comedy, they aren't going to discuss anything seriously.

    • @tedlogan4867
      @tedlogan4867 7 лет назад +2

      Nothing serious except absolute disdain and hate for Trump. I'm sure Colbert and company were dead serious about that.

  • @Carewolf
    @Carewolf 7 лет назад

    Very appropriate podium for Trump: "Messy Christmas".

  • @bradleybindle6428
    @bradleybindle6428 7 лет назад +4

    Best part of the segment is at 0:58

  • @stringplayer999
    @stringplayer999 7 лет назад +9

    Holy shit, who is that guitar player and can I take her to a nice seafood dinner?

  • @timjames5719
    @timjames5719 7 лет назад +1

    "So this is how democracy dies, with a thunderous appluse"- Padmè Amidala

  • @krisreese6754
    @krisreese6754 7 лет назад +7

    Trump has become a God to some of you people. Don't put too much hope in a flawed human being. It's the same way how people put too much hope in Obama.

    • @bleachdrinker632
      @bleachdrinker632 7 лет назад

      Kris Reese but he is the God Emperor of Mankind

  • @O5680
    @O5680 7 лет назад +13

    Well, now I guess we can all say that Russia won the Cold War. Good job, comrades!

  • @dobriltanev9722
    @dobriltanev9722 6 лет назад +1

    Just to note,Secretary of State is Not 4th in line.President pro tempore is after the Speaker of the house.Just to note that,otherwise-another amazing show from Stephen Colbert.

  • @ruby-cq2nf
    @ruby-cq2nf 7 лет назад +5

    How about this,
    Instead of arguing who should of one we all figure out what's dividing our country and fix it.
    *Mic dropped*

    • @mayrar8909
      @mayrar8909 7 лет назад +2

      the irony

    • @spectralight8412
      @spectralight8412 7 лет назад +4

      MewMew What's dividing our country? Well lets see....
      Paranoid Idiots
      Racist and/or homophobe douchebags
      Money hungry civilians plus first class who don't pay half the taxes people from middle, lower middle class and in poverty pay.
      The messed up justice system
      Gun owners who murder, mug, mass shoot/terrorize locations of people adult and child alike,
      and trump sparked the flame of just a few of these things and that alone lead to hate crimes, unprovoked threats, paranoia on both sides, bullying in schools,
      Things almost never to have happened had he not ran and given angry stupid people "a voice".

  • @davee7962
    @davee7962 7 лет назад +16

    Anyone know the name of the escort service where Trump met Melania?

  • @LeoMorikoTheKnight
    @LeoMorikoTheKnight 7 лет назад

    I love that one random piece of confetti floating down at the start, she's a false alarm to me, she's a false ALLLAAAAAAAAAARRRRMMMMM!

  • @joshm.9308
    @joshm.9308 7 лет назад +159

    Seriously, can you move on with the Trump stuff, Stephen? The election is over and he WILL be our next President.
    With that being said, let's focus on some new material for once. This is why James Corden is starting to kick your behind!

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +1

      Josh M. It seems like everybody is gonna milk the Trump stuff for a while.

    • @johnsousa6185
      @johnsousa6185 7 лет назад +26

      Josh M. It's funny as hell though

    • @gentboy515
      @gentboy515 7 лет назад +4

      Nah he's not Press-elect yet. The vote is next week u know, long live ure electoral college hahaha

    • @aaronm3044
      @aaronm3044 7 лет назад +12

      It is still one of the most talked about topics at the moment, he'll probably move on once Trump's in office. I personally still find all Trump topics funny :)

    • @brandonb.5304
      @brandonb.5304 7 лет назад +31

      So you want him to move on from stuff that's dominating the news cycle right now? Your sensibilities don't dictate what's talked about at the moment. Trump is (and will continue to be) a major part of the news every day, whether you like it or not.

  • @Snailbarf
    @Snailbarf 7 лет назад +8

    dear Stephen Colbert. Please try to find something else funny than Trump.

    • @tonytouchzz
      @tonytouchzz 7 лет назад

      But hes sooo hilarious. If there was a clown of the year magazine hed be in it too ahah

  • @JO-so4gi
    @JO-so4gi 7 лет назад

    probably the best interaction you've ever had with your band. get it together colbert

  • @ShadowsHeat
    @ShadowsHeat 7 лет назад +4

    The Donald Trump Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    • @brianjohnson858
      @brianjohnson858 7 лет назад +1

      The Donald Trump show with Stephen Cold-bear.

  • @GaiaShield
    @GaiaShield 7 лет назад +5

    yup it was bleeding red bc America was dying

  • @mickstephenson
    @mickstephenson 7 лет назад +1

    The Late Show Truly embracing the concept of clickbait.

  • @YouJustGotAnimated
    @YouJustGotAnimated 7 лет назад +51

    A lot of Trump supporters in this comment section, watch out.

    • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
      @LisaLisa-rl3pm 6 лет назад +2

      Hamlettell
      what exactly are we to watch for?
      Flying toupées? Golden golf ⛳ clubs??
      Eric?
      Oooh, I'm skeered!

    • @w5winston
      @w5winston 6 лет назад +1

      Trump "Supporters" = RUSSIAN TROLLS. (Just joke how cold it's gonna be for them this winter)

    • @donnavorce8856
      @donnavorce8856 6 лет назад +1

      It's ok.I admit I visit foxnews occasionally to see what they're doing . . .

    • @gixellia8455
      @gixellia8455 6 лет назад +1

      Hamlettell .... that's okay, they are people, too. They have my deepest empathy.

    • @gixellia8455
      @gixellia8455 6 лет назад

      Donna Vorce ... you DO???? How can you stand them???

  • @Dozer649
    @Dozer649 7 лет назад +4

    The subtitles are always out of sync

  • @daphne2blake
    @daphne2blake 7 лет назад

    0:59
    That girl needs to make herself known more often lol. For once I actually laughed at the band's interruption

  • @SchatziMadchen
    @SchatziMadchen 7 лет назад +13

    Anyone else learning to speak Russian?

  • @MrJburich
    @MrJburich 7 лет назад +164

    Propaganda through entertainment. It's amazing there are still folks dumb enough to fall for this stuff.

    • @theodoremandrake4802
      @theodoremandrake4802 7 лет назад +7

      ---In the wikileaks - DNC, Tony and John Podesta PEDOPHILES!!!
      "We plan to heat the pool, so a swim is a possibility. Bonnie will be
      Uber Service to transport Ruby, Emerson, and Maeve Luzzatto (11, 9, and almost 7) so you’ll have some further entertainment, and they will be in that pool for sure."
      "Do you think I'll do better playing dominoes on cheese than on pizza?"
      "Hi John, The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that
      seems pizza-related. Is it yours? They can send it if you want. I know
      you’re busy, so feel free not to respond if it’s not yours or you don’t
      want it."
      As news emerges that FBI agents have uncovered a child sex ring
      connected to the Clinton Foundation, internet sleuths have discovered
      evidence of pedophile “code words” being used in emails from John
      Podesta released by WikiLeaks.
      Numerous emails from the Chairman of Hillary Clinton’s presidential
      campaign incongruously refer to food items such as pasta, cheese pizza,
      ice cream - which the FBI says is a code language used by child sex
      ring participants:
      “hotdog” = boy
      “pizza” = girl
      “cheese” = little girl
      “pasta” = little boy
      “ice cream” = male prostitute
      “walnut” = person of colour
      “map” = semen
      “sauce” = orgy

    • @aaronblack2101
      @aaronblack2101 7 лет назад +11

      Theodore Mandrake you are insane lmao

    • @nikzanzev2402
      @nikzanzev2402 7 лет назад +5

      Dont worry jestin, youre safe...

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 7 лет назад +29

      and you've convinced yourself to view anything you remotely disagree with to be propaganda.

    • @TheSensfan09
      @TheSensfan09 7 лет назад

      Theodore Mandrake, anything their about Chump rapping a kid with one of his bum buddies who has been arrested for child perv shit?

  • @opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339
    @opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 6 лет назад +1

    At least 2 of these people left

  • @audioman205
    @audioman205 7 лет назад +5

    Maddie Rice is so cute @ 0:59

  • @JoeCapo
    @JoeCapo 7 лет назад +7

    You have almost 2 million subs just verify your account already.

  • @spam2062
    @spam2062 7 лет назад +1

    The Leftard meltdown is keeping me warmer than my Christmas hot cocoa with marshmallows.

  • @ChengMcGoldstein
    @ChengMcGoldstein 7 лет назад +203

    The beauty of liberal tears is that they never dry and never lose their sweetness.

    • @jeromeofmarmite8914
      @jeromeofmarmite8914 7 лет назад +4

      Frank N. Stein you tired of winning? Im not

    • @brianjohnson858
      @brianjohnson858 7 лет назад +4

      Me neither. 8 more years of winning to do. Lots to be done.

    • @roughnreadyrico
      @roughnreadyrico 7 лет назад +22

      Brian Johnson lots to be done. Huge things. Big league great things. Such good things you won't believe. Believe me it will be great and huge. Not like this show. What a joke. Sad.

    • @MaskedCritic1932
      @MaskedCritic1932 7 лет назад +4

      +ferraropr
      Dude... I think you just broke Poe's Law. That or validated it forever, I can't decide which.

    • @mondo78
      @mondo78 7 лет назад +7

      To me this isn't about losing the election, it is about Russia hacking into not only the DNC but the RNC also. They cannot say for any certainty that they made a difference in the election. That part would be hard to prove unless they find evidence that the actual voting system was hacked into. It won't change anything I am pretty sure but I think we all should be concerned that the Russians hacked into those servers. What else will they be able to hack into? They are not our friends no matter what Trump says. Putin wants the old USSR back and he knows he has a better chance with Trump as President.

  • @shreddingstuff
    @shreddingstuff 7 лет назад +27

    Just here for the comments 😂

  • @mickyb2907
    @mickyb2907 7 лет назад

    05:20: Drummer boy was not ready! Lol ( had his Samsung cell phone in one hand!)

  • @joshduh218te6712fe76wqfdb78
    @joshduh218te6712fe76wqfdb78 7 лет назад +4

    I DID NAZI THAT COMING