Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone but beats 2 and 4 are swapped

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @nyantend0
    @nyantend0 5 лет назад +3431

    touch tone telephone but you dialed the wrong number

    • @wander7324
      @wander7324 4 года назад +78

      This made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @livefortheafternoon
      @livefortheafternoon 4 года назад +7

      i was like 666.

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 4 года назад +51

      when you dunk the touch tone telephone underwater

    • @doggosarecool7737
      @doggosarecool7737 4 года назад +48

      @@staceymulligan6486 They dunked it in the Super-Sargasso Sea.

    • @rebblepebble1857
      @rebblepebble1857 4 года назад +22

      Touchtelephone, but you keep messing up and trying to redial.

  • @kyguy9132
    @kyguy9132 4 года назад +2300

    Spiph Ritone is my favorite album

  • @vulomkaaz
    @vulomkaaz 4 года назад +2475

    POV: Neil Cicierega is having a stroke at a Lemon Demon concert

    • @putre.faction
      @putre.faction 4 года назад +77

      jesus christ someone help him!!11!!!!!!!111111!!!

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 4 года назад +114

      another annual Lemonic Demonade concert gone wrong

    • @oxymoron847
      @oxymoron847 4 года назад +92

      Welp. (starts playing Lifetime Achievement award) Time to bring him back.

    • @verzul2161
      @verzul2161 4 года назад +35

      @@oxymoron847 (die hard fans adored your hands)

    • @albhis
      @albhis 4 года назад +56

      Oh my god I can't believe nail cigarette is dead

  • @kaedynkk
    @kaedynkk 4 года назад +2947

    Alternate Title: Touch Tone Telephone but Neil only remembers 10% of the lyrics

    • @sayarock3283
      @sayarock3283 4 года назад +102

      Relatable... EVERYTIME I TRY TO SING ALONG TO NO EYED GIRL

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 4 года назад +125

      Brand... Species... Cat... Nazis

    • @JoeMama-tw6gu
      @JoeMama-tw6gu 4 года назад +61

      so basically just neil live... (jk i’m not trying to be mean but damn i saw a video of neil live and he forgot a lot of lyrics)

    • @doggosarecool7737
      @doggosarecool7737 4 года назад +20

      @@JoeMama-tw6gu Was it the Youmacon 2012?

    • @mmjsupernova
      @mmjsupernova 3 года назад +7

      Why did I laugh so hard at this lmao-

  • @AUTOMATON2899
    @AUTOMATON2899 4 года назад +1642

    To be honest. It's sounds a little catchy

    • @davinjones9967
      @davinjones9967 4 года назад +113

      Its like megalovania, you cant mess it up

    • @MK-cn6ms
      @MK-cn6ms 3 года назад +13

      @@davinjones9967 YES

    • @chocolef
      @chocolef 3 года назад +17

      The violin is my favorite part I think I might actually remix it myself to make an entire new beat from the violin sounds!

    • @THEETHEREALTOBLERONE
      @THEETHEREALTOBLERONE 3 года назад +6

      You cant mess up the funi conspiracy theory song

    • @roll_of_tape
      @roll_of_tape 15 дней назад

      I'm a ski lodge, before my time

  • @xenonmax
    @xenonmax 4 года назад +2492

    Middle schoolers asking out their crushes be like

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 4 года назад +482

    "If I knew you, I'd [aykiff?] every niiight"
    Cic Neiliegare

    • @CodyAndPaste
      @CodyAndPaste 3 года назад +19

      Neil cigala

    • @ash_b00_
      @ash_b00_ 3 года назад +25

      PLEASE NEILIEGARE

    • @leiacreates2264
      @leiacreates2264 3 года назад +9

      It’s nice when you’re listening to something and reading a comment that is being read aloud for you

    • @chaoscreature
      @chaoscreature 8 месяцев назад +1

      Delmon Emo

  • @getolde7966
    @getolde7966 4 года назад +509

    'Pssst Nazi.'
    Why do I find this so funny?

  • @ratpatterson8953
    @ratpatterson8953 4 года назад +501

    I feel like if i ate an edible and listened to this i wouldnt notice any difference

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 года назад +18

      Pretty sure you would, idk how weed works tho

    • @heelturn2
      @heelturn2 3 года назад +12

      these edibles aint shi-

    • @killme9909
      @killme9909 3 года назад +3

      @@quantumblauthor7300 probably not if it's strong at least

  • @evilmagician430
    @evilmagician430 4 года назад +2084

    _he is speaking the language of the gods,,,,_

    • @ClFUR
      @ClFUR 4 года назад +57

      according to RUclips's caption system, that's german

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +7

      @@ClFUR uh oh

    • @ferando
      @ferando 3 года назад +6

      He is god

    • @CthDrawz
      @CthDrawz 3 года назад +4

      @@ClFUR uh oh

    • @thatoneplayer5407
      @thatoneplayer5407 3 года назад +4

      @@ClFUR uh oh

  • @kirbysuperstaruhh3769
    @kirbysuperstaruhh3769 4 года назад +283

    touch tone telephone but you got bad reception despite being on landline

  • @Sainka_Squid
    @Sainka_Squid 4 года назад +2079

    This is so disturbing, i know touch-tone telephone by heart so my brain is constantly surprised lmao i love it

  • @gingerbreadcookie374
    @gingerbreadcookie374 4 года назад +780

    Oh no it's megalovania all over again..

    • @yoylejuice
      @yoylejuice 4 года назад +9

      That's what I thought!

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 3 года назад +2

      I mean at least theres not alternate universe stuff

    • @kity1081
      @kity1081 3 года назад +16

      @@iampidgeon6923 they mean that theres no way to make the song not slap

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 3 года назад +1

      @@kity1081 oh

    • @Bee-fu9uz
      @Bee-fu9uz 3 года назад +3

      @squidz it's probably more so making a reference to the way the fandom treated megalovania, constantly switching beats around and making chaotic remixes by tossing the song in a blender and it still coming out good

  • @jenger7
    @jenger7 4 года назад +854

    ok but can we talk about that godlike violin solo

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 3 года назад +17

      Yes we can, Ginger Ninja 123 (on da lemon demon)

    • @beangus29
      @beangus29 3 года назад +48

      The violin is honestly one of the best parts of the song

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 3 года назад +6

      @@beangus29 true

    • @kakao-katze
      @kakao-katze 2 года назад +11

      @@beangus29
      Honestly, it’s the thing that tipped me over the edge into the endless pool of loving this song and just listening to it every day when I’d draw.
      It’s been a whole ass year since I first heard this song and I still fucking love that violin, man.

    • @fideoschafasconcovid-1948
      @fideoschafasconcovid-1948 Год назад

      Je

  • @szlanty
    @szlanty 4 года назад +470

    AutoCaption says this is German.

  • @alicereid3308
    @alicereid3308 4 года назад +536

    2:50
    (Demonic chanting) JUST. LIKE. YOU! (more demonic chanting)

  • @ClFUR
    @ClFUR 4 года назад +470

    gonna play this in my friend's car without saying anything

    • @cryptid221
      @cryptid221 3 года назад +19

      Please do

    • @cristiangarcia7597
      @cristiangarcia7597 3 года назад +16

      still waiting to get in a car with your friend are we?

    • @ClFUR
      @ClFUR 3 года назад +11

      @@cristiangarcia7597 what is that supposed to mean

    • @verzul2161
      @verzul2161 3 года назад +31

      @@ClFUR i think they wanted an update, as do i lol

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ 3 года назад +27

      you have to memorize it and sing it perfectly to add to the fuckery

  • @mustachedclouds
    @mustachedclouds 4 года назад +151

    no one:
    when your teacher is screen sharing on Zoom:

  • @greendoritoman2464
    @greendoritoman2464 4 года назад +500

    I listened to this with only one headphone fully working and the other one cutting out. I think it added to the experience

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 3 года назад +19

      I wouldn't be able to tell the difference...

    • @toaster_mage
      @toaster_mage 2 года назад +8

      same thing is happening to me, it really does

  • @vampyrmagpie
    @vampyrmagpie 4 года назад +264

    how is this perfectly how it feels like to have dyslexia and adhd

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 года назад +4

      i dont know im only half of that equation

    • @aspenwashere
      @aspenwashere 3 года назад +5

      I'm only half of the equation yet I understand this very much

    • @Willgrahams_juicyASS
      @Willgrahams_juicyASS 3 года назад +1

      I now know how my best friend feels and I feel bad 😭 I tried teaching her how to spell Bethany but she kept saying:
      Bedanty
      Bethdanty
      Deathur
      Belarus
      And other things like that

    • @M1KEYWAY
      @M1KEYWAY 3 года назад

      I can confirm

    • @aspenwashere
      @aspenwashere 3 года назад

      @@Willgrahams_juicyASS I feel like that's happened with me before

  • @djparkinglot
    @djparkinglot 4 года назад +344

    this is the very fine line of being either good and catchy or What The Fuck

    • @frog6706
      @frog6706 3 года назад +24

      why not both (:

    • @Boppercat
      @Boppercat 2 года назад +1

      Why not none :(

  • @niomilovescats4349
    @niomilovescats4349 4 года назад +405

    lyrics:
    its thing i ti-ime
    few you for kno-ow
    full off the tru-uth
    the tru. mm.
    utha the true me about utha you're a you cause ow
    brands. species. news. OH cat. big cats.
    psst nаzis. space na. OH stack. robert's.
    dаmmit god. slap guns. le. nimoy. leonard.
    c-back c-comet back!
    pinch every doll you try to day. what you sissin'
    imma say come truth when she's out (own very, own my mouth)
    i been working, i've been unifif a theory five
    make it every night due to money's out, hear me gonna
    'cause one right diamond. (own touch, on my touch tone tele-tone-tin)
    one only, i'm the. (am a on your a-o radi- am)
    o-oh. hey now, cry i'm no-ow.
    thick then off tear-ear-ears.
    THEY FLOW. flip out of the you and of think you're the you, 'cause out
    own in the person in per world (you're the) stand. 'cause under's (only world who'd in the worsen understand the meaning, stand the myths)
    miles oh i ah-god (try and i try and i try to me, listen make you me)
    inch every doll you gotta gay, what you sissin'
    amber hey, come truth, come it's out (own very, own my mouth)
    hardly workin', laugh and unifif a theory five
    make it every night due to money's out, hear me gonna
    'cause one right diamond. (tone touch, on my touch tone tele-tone-tin)
    one only, i'm the. (am a on your a-o radi- am)
    (ooooooohhh)
    t-up yet. don't hang. done, i'm not.
    bert, ex simon. one, i'm the.
    who was one? the ride long? all the-
    laugh to be better, f-dong, rob them.
    bert, ex simon. um, field in my.
    gee, y'all have u-f-s, it's real, salt.
    in ale- ancient, it's true salt
    bert, ex simon, just like you,
    and like you a mess, genie witch,
    be find my time for my-
    dang, that leavin' bus is, red crime, real.
    they'll soon pretty discs, me cover,
    it's a super in the sar-cabinet, sea salt
    i'd every call you try to, day i, can what say, uth ca-choo, and when comes out (own very, own my mouth)
    only workin', i've been unifif a theory five
    make it every night due to money's out, hear me gonna
    'cause one right diamond ringtone, touch on my telephone (tone touch, on my touch tone tele-tone-tin)
    i one, only and the one and ray on your radi-am-o (ayo, radi-am)
    this took me one hour and eight minutes to write out. enjoy

  • @flamingolegs
    @flamingolegs 5 лет назад +369

    0:48 brand new specieUUUes

  • @shyshydrake3730
    @shyshydrake3730 4 года назад +139

    someone call an ambulance Neil is having a stroke

  • @envii2767
    @envii2767 4 года назад +196

    this makes me want to sign up for nickelodeon jr without parental permission

  • @maow-tty-archive
    @maow-tty-archive 3 года назад +1105

    My interpretation of the lyrics.
    [Verse 1]
    It's think I ti... ime
    For you for know (Oh)
    Fil gathy truth
    The truth (Mm)
    Truth the true
    Me about truth, you're a pew
    'Cause a grand species
    A cat, big cow (Oh)
    Space nazis, space nah, rob tack
    Robert soup
    Damn it, got tuh (Ca-a-a-a-a-all)
    Call back the sp-
    Len "Knee" Moore, Leonard nee
    Come back, call me... back (Call me back)
    [Chorus]
    Every dollar you gotta gay
    What's a sexy mama say?
    Wrong truth when the cheese out (Ol' Mary on the mouth)
    Caught ya working on a uni FIFA Meery eyed
    Thank you every guy, good to not as out fear me gonna
    Cause you're bright, Donald
    One touch on my touch tone telephone (You're the only I can)
    Campaign on your AM radiam
    [Verse 2]
    Oh, oh. They nuh cross, I'm crown (Oh)
    Austric fend off tears (Tears)
    They flow, both out of the you when of me cause you're the you
    Cause I'm only moo person in the world
    Cause only world in the worsen understand the meaning and the meme
    I oh ooh oh memes (I try)
    I try and I try and I try to me listen make you memes
    [Chorus]
    Every dollar you gotta gay
    What's a sexy mama hey?
    Wrong oof come the chout (Ol' Mary on the mouth)
    I been working on the uni FIFA Meery eyed
    Thank you every guy, good to not as out fear me gonna
    Cause you're bright, Donald
    One touch on my touch tone telephone
    I'm one you only I need (Hey)
    Campaign on your AM radiam
    [Bridge]
    Ten crocket, don't hang
    Done, I'm not
    For X, I'm an
    The one, I'm the
    It was one who the right oven long, Allah
    That for to be better, faft wrong rock them
    For X, I'm an
    In the field I'm in
    Gee, Allah, jew F.S.
    It's uh reeal, it's all
    Space ale ancient, it's a true, it's all
    For X, I'm a just like you and like you I'm a speedy hunch
    Before my tie, for my
    Ding, that even, spa laugh suh ever cry, real
    Twelve soon pretty sis, cover me, cover
    In yourself, super in the sar cavities, see so
    [Chorus]
    Every call you try to gay
    I'm working, what say?
    Coochie will go (go)
    Y'all been working on the uni FIFA Meery eyed
    Thank you every guy, good to not as out fear me gonna
    Cause you're bright, Donald
    Don't touch on my telephone (One touch on my touch tone telephone)
    I'm one only and the why
    A ray on your radio, M.M. AM radiam

    • @zackdrake8735
      @zackdrake8735 3 года назад +49

      I like this

    • @lame_lexem
      @lame_lexem 3 года назад +60

      bless you

    • @spoingle
      @spoingle 2 года назад +29

      Brilliant

    • @jakskdneo
      @jakskdneo 2 года назад +167

      “Every call you try to gay”

    • @spoingle
      @spoingle 2 года назад +9

      @@jakskdneo what does it mean

  • @AriLolzz
    @AriLolzz 3 года назад +15

    "If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel"
    "But your language isn't real"

  • @squarmptinsotheraccount3813
    @squarmptinsotheraccount3813 4 года назад +206

    4:13 I really like how all of that sounds, it's kinda mystical

  • @inanchh
    @inanchh 4 года назад +184

    1:25 HE SAID "HEY NOW" DAMN I GUESS NEIL REALLY REALLY PUTS SMASH MOUTH SECRETS EVERYWHERE HUH

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 4 года назад +5

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 4 года назад +5

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 4 года назад +5

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @qwertyey
      @qwertyey 4 года назад +3

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @inanchh
      @inanchh 4 года назад +2

      @@qwertyey Tell me how did you put a gif on your pfp, now.

  • @fortwas
    @fortwas 4 года назад +326

    3:12 - 3:17 is my favorite part of this whole thing.

    • @wolframyt4494
      @wolframyt4494 2 года назад +26

      3:13 AA-

    • @DV_L_N
      @DV_L_N 2 года назад +30

      EVERY TRY YOU GOTTA GAY

    • @byronch.
      @byronch. Год назад

      "coochie go"

    • @Lunni-toonies
      @Lunni-toonies 11 месяцев назад +1

      every call you try to gay, _AAÆA_

  • @reaganp.1654
    @reaganp.1654 4 года назад +106

    “You’re the cuz only per in the World son under who’d only per in son stand the under of the ing of mean”

  • @CaptainBarnabas
    @CaptainBarnabas 4 года назад +146

    this man is speaking enchantment table

    • @Alexandra-ip2by
      @Alexandra-ip2by 3 года назад +1

      But,,, enchantment table is just an alphabet?? Not a spoken language??? Spoken enchantment table is just english??

    • @mygrandmasfavoriteflower
      @mygrandmasfavoriteflower 3 года назад +4

      @@Alexandra-ip2by i can't tell if i'm being wooshed

  • @PokeAndDestroy
    @PokeAndDestroy 4 года назад +358

    I’m gonna make it my life work to write lyrics for this

    • @Sainka_Squid
      @Sainka_Squid 4 года назад +7

      Please do it xD

    • @minixthemonster2942
      @minixthemonster2942 3 года назад +3

      How’s it going?

    • @PokeAndDestroy
      @PokeAndDestroy 3 года назад +14

      @@minixthemonster2942 i forgot about this, maybe i will write lyrics someday

    • @beachd34th
      @beachd34th 3 года назад +26

      i just spent two hours writing lyrics for two trucks but the second and fourth beat are swapped, i'm planning to do this next

    • @elaxiber2328
      @elaxiber2328 3 года назад +5

      @@beachd34th I SAW YOUR COMMENT ON THAT, YOURE A LEGEND

  • @sneakyninjafroggy6466
    @sneakyninjafroggy6466 4 года назад +137

    I believe that all we need to do to summon the lemon demon is play this song on a lemon

    • @justaqueergamer
      @justaqueergamer 2 года назад +6

      THIS GOT A GENUINE LAUGH OUT OF ME

    • @s0urkandies67
      @s0urkandies67 2 года назад +6

      Ferb I know what we're doing today

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 2 года назад +1

      If they can use bananas as a synth, this should be possible.

  • @Chilgt
    @Chilgt 4 года назад +72

    3:11 when mom asks where all the garlic bread went

  • @shpostmile1510
    @shpostmile1510 4 года назад +61

    Absolute nightmare. I'm pretty sure that's lemon demon is supposed to be experienced

  • @MangoOverHeaven
    @MangoOverHeaven 3 года назад +19

    3:15 "Ka-chow" -Neil Cicierega

  • @Cupid1023
    @Cupid1023 3 года назад +29

    Boy i sure do love
    LEMON DEMON
    SPI ( 0 I * ) RIT
    PH ___ ONE
    (0 w *)

  • @rainbowButters
    @rainbowButters 4 года назад +45

    2:38
    I’m not...
    *bird*
    I’m think he’s lying to us

  • @spaceteafox0w0
    @spaceteafox0w0 3 года назад +31

    Here’s a challenge. Bring this to karaoke night and sing the song the right way while this plays.

  • @blaiddsumu3639
    @blaiddsumu3639 4 года назад +37

    this is just an audio representation of what happens when i See words but don't comprehend a single one of them

  • @wimsy69
    @wimsy69 3 года назад +44

    The part at 1:39 feels like when I am about to fall asleep and my brain isn't able to comprehend anything anymore and it all is just a soup of letters lol

  • @Neko-lg5wj
    @Neko-lg5wj 3 года назад +19

    *he a little confused but he got the spirit*

  • @TheVoidMachineSystem
    @TheVoidMachineSystem 4 года назад +99

    This is great.
    I want to see Reaganomics butchered as beautifully.

  • @ClownDuck
    @ClownDuck 4 года назад +133

    I dunno how this landed in my recommended but I'm glad it did.

  • @Antumarin
    @Antumarin 4 года назад +46

    Very brave of Neil to sing the whole song while having a stroke

  • @innactive8909
    @innactive8909 3 года назад +69

    I finally found a song that perfectly fits my anxiety.

  • @roninconneely4802
    @roninconneely4802 4 года назад +43

    I like how it just sounds like a different song until the singing starts

  • @e7614
    @e7614 3 года назад +12

    This is what the person on the other end of the phone hears.

  • @luckycat_4
    @luckycat_4 3 года назад +27

    "and the tree about me," truly a revolutionary quote.

  • @sparks-heehoo
    @sparks-heehoo 3 года назад +152

    Everytime I find versions like this of Neil's songs, I keep trying to stay in sync with the original beats before I slowly lose all meaning in my thoughts and words as the Lemon Man™ starts chanting forgetten runes of the Unknown.
    Other than that, this is very festive to hear as I space out thanks /pos

    • @THEFILMED2008
      @THEFILMED2008 2 года назад +4

      Lemon man

    • @Boppercat
      @Boppercat 2 года назад

      You must accept the lemon lies!

    • @tristansahm2315
      @tristansahm2315 Год назад +1

      @@THEFILMED2008 you forgot the ™

    • @THEFILMED2008
      @THEFILMED2008 Год назад

      @@tristansahm2315 I am terribly disappointed in myself.

  • @ally_voe_710
    @ally_voe_710 3 года назад +11

    1:48 “Let me tell you how to gay”

  • @Aidselin
    @Aidselin 4 года назад +76

    The glitched cursed version you found in a abandoned house.Still sounds cool tho!
    Imagine this playing in the middle of the night,hearing it from far away,so the fact that it sounds cursed is even more creepy. :D

  • @FiSH-iSH
    @FiSH-iSH 3 года назад +9

    pov: you accidentally called 911 while trying to play a song on your touch tone telephone

  • @happymadface6691
    @happymadface6691 4 года назад +44

    Me during my whole presentation to the class:

  • @megasparklegoomba6807
    @megasparklegoomba6807 4 года назад +20

    I like how the piano solo has barely changed and then gibberish

  • @SamuraiDestroy
    @SamuraiDestroy Год назад +3

    0:47 "You're a mucus of germs" Glorious.

  • @Funky.S
    @Funky.S 4 года назад +41

    why does this just sound like a legit remix. why does this BOP

  • @nika_akina3152
    @nika_akina3152 5 лет назад +66

    *what masterpiece have you concocted*

  • @ACryingHuman
    @ACryingHuman 3 года назад +7

    1:01: "What's a smexy mama say?"
    Hsivdkehnf

  • @chocolef
    @chocolef 3 года назад +23

    Can we all just appreciate how good the violin sounds even swapped

  • @raesnothome
    @raesnothome 3 года назад +21

    putting this in my music playlist so I'll forget I added it and give myself the jumpscare of a lifetime when I realise it isn't normal. ive done this before with other vers of this song lmao

  • @Quiscala
    @Quiscala 2 года назад +15

    the very clear "I'M JUST LIKE YOU" at 2:57 is surprisingly chilling considering how absolutely scuffed and disjointed the rest of the song is. excellent work, i am dying inside

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad Год назад +3

      dying inside?
      welcome to the club

    • @Quiscala
      @Quiscala Год назад +1

      @@WD_RatLad to clarify, that was an effect of the song, but uh, thanks for the welcome?

  • @Mddy_water
    @Mddy_water 3 года назад +8

    It’s 10 am, I didn’t sleep yet.. I went on a trip through all these fucked up spirit phone videos and I feel like I’m eternaly cursed and lost all my brain cells

  • @tanyaomrit1616
    @tanyaomrit1616 3 года назад +5

    "I'm too sexy"
    - Neil Cicierega, 1:01

  • @bludraws094
    @bludraws094 3 года назад +9

    Imagine playing this to a bunch of Lemon Demon fans and watch them wonder if they are having a stroke

  • @friendlymu2460
    @friendlymu2460 Год назад +4

    “The gothy truth”
    -Neil Cicierega, 0:40

  • @putre.faction
    @putre.faction 4 года назад +14

    pov: neil is in in the sims

  • @lostinvivo
    @lostinvivo 3 года назад +16

    i'm crying now, authentic tears

  • @spiritwarhol707
    @spiritwarhol707 4 года назад +28

    i'm pretty sure this is the height of comedy

  • @znezhirtzloset
    @znezhirtzloset 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:25 “don’t touch I’m a telephone” (don’t touch he’s a touch tone telephone)

  • @m0th692
    @m0th692 3 года назад +6

    pov: you're having a conversation with neil in your dream

  • @phobos2076
    @phobos2076 3 года назад +8

    what it feels like standing up with low iron

    • @pannacottafUWUgo
      @pannacottafUWUgo 3 года назад +2

      ranboo and lemon demon fan. you're gay aren't you

    • @phobos2076
      @phobos2076 3 года назад +2

      @@pannacottafUWUgo yes, you've caught me

    • @pannacottafUWUgo
      @pannacottafUWUgo 3 года назад +2

      @@phobos2076 well of course, we are one and the same

    • @user-mb6xo3oj4o
      @user-mb6xo3oj4o 3 года назад +1

      @@pannacottafUWUgo aha i found fellow lemon demon ranboo gays ✨

  • @CH1MERAKN1GHT
    @CH1MERAKN1GHT 3 года назад +6

    3:12
    "I trevery call you try to gay, AAAA-"

  • @moppy4049
    @moppy4049 4 года назад +35

    0:44 The Tru Mmm...

  • @rainingwhenidie
    @rainingwhenidie 4 года назад +21

    Ah yes, my favorite musical artist, leonm deonm, and my favorite album, spitir phnoe

    • @tf2_scout_irl
      @tf2_scout_irl 3 года назад +4

      my favorite song, touch-phone teletone

    • @PoisonEevee
      @PoisonEevee 3 года назад

      Oh no!!!111!!1!1! Sussy banana uwu nael cergarettessa is dying on stage!!!!!!1!11°°1°1 #tiktok

    • @PoisonEevee
      @PoisonEevee 3 года назад

      Honestly- sussy banana is better than sussy baka

  • @dvdsynth
    @dvdsynth 2 года назад +5

    this sounds like if a Walmart in Florida discovered Lemon Demon but didn’t want anyone to find out

  • @mysticmoondustt314
    @mysticmoondustt314 3 года назад +10

    the neil clones arguing about who gets to be the new Alpha Neil after they finally revolted and killed the original

  • @Death-gj2dn
    @Death-gj2dn 4 года назад +24

    i nearly choked on my waffleshsdfghfg
    nice
    also:
    autocaptions translated into english
    [Music] yes (0:00 - 0:42)
    [Music] commentary (0:43 - 1:00)
    and she tries to be when you (1:01 - 1:05)
    [Music] reinbek {*} (1:06 - 1:09)
    planning a may (1:10 - 1:13)
    [Music] (1:14 - 1:18)
    Dollar Euro (1:22 - 1:24)
    [Music] 17 (1:25 - 1:32)
    league-goal [music] (1:34 - 1:49)
    and are 2 (1:50 - 1:54)
    1 vs. (1:57 - 1:59)
    double that (2:04 - 2:06)
    *G* (2:09 - 2:11)
    [Music] more (2:13 - 2:56)
    6th (2:58 - 2:59)
    [Music] needles (3:01 - 3:19)
    he goes to the first (3:20 - 3:24)
    [Applause] (3:32 - 3:34)
    [Music] [applause] (3:37 - 3:51)
    [Music] [applause] (3:57 - 4:05)
    [Music] (4:15 - 4:40)
    {*note: google translate implied that this could be short for "reinbekommen", meaning "get in". i'll interpret that as "starting to say it and being cut off. an alternative, after some coercion, was "it's raining"}

  • @idbeapunk
    @idbeapunk 3 года назад +9

    I had a fucking stroke when the words came in. Went from "oh, this isn't so bad" to my brain making the sound that those printers make, you know the ones, the 90s screech

  • @coolarteriesman
    @coolarteriesman 4 года назад +11

    i can feel my arteries closing

  • @mapleworms
    @mapleworms 3 года назад +9

    at 1:38 it *almost* sounds like it could be english

  • @deathstardoesstuff
    @deathstardoesstuff 3 года назад +37

    Can someone make an instrumental version of this? Cause this beat lowkey kinda slaps

  • @aliienoiid
    @aliienoiid 4 года назад +32

    Still slaps 😳

  • @artsysundae
    @artsysundae 3 года назад +12

    0:44 wait this is honestly is a bop

  • @floppademon1506
    @floppademon1506 3 года назад +8

    0:12
    What anxiety sounds like

  • @transrightsrodneymckay
    @transrightsrodneymckay Год назад +2

    "Don't touch on my touch-tone telefountain"

  • @BabbyGGGgG
    @BabbyGGGgG 3 года назад +7

    3:09 best part

  • @nile6076
    @nile6076 3 года назад +7

    "If we tell you how to gay" - Ni iirgel Cceea

  • @83ussr78
    @83ussr78 4 года назад +23

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    subtitles: German

  • @ThefinePhilistine
    @ThefinePhilistine 3 года назад +18

    This just sounds like a Sims cover.

  • @raesnothome
    @raesnothome 3 года назад +6

    ive listened to this song enough for my mind to be desperately trying to fill in the blanks on the lyrics here. I'm hearing it properly but like with this sprinkled in and its hurting my head

  • @ranbooenjoyer1434
    @ranbooenjoyer1434 3 года назад +2

    0:44 "the truth- hmm- truth? the trivia about truth of your you becuase *friends* "

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 3 года назад +6

    When he said ‘cat big spa Nazi space’ I felt that 😔

  • @Wesyan1999
    @Wesyan1999 3 года назад +11

    I'm an expert in my field
    Geology, yes it's all true

  • @pippiwhite9447
    @pippiwhite9447 4 года назад +8

    pov: you are watching neil have a genuine mental breakdown

  • @artsysundae
    @artsysundae 3 года назад +5

    0:58 COME BACK. COME.
    BACK.

  • @liliwux
    @liliwux 3 года назад +3

    Touch tone telephone but the telephone is broken

  • @Kerosene682
    @Kerosene682 3 года назад +2

    2:42
    ngl I always find it kinda creepy how he's like saying random crap but then he clearly says "drop them"
    "who was- one, the right a- long, alla-, laugh- to be better, f-dah-ong, drop them."

  • @phobos2076
    @phobos2076 3 года назад +5

    Me: reads quickly and fluently aloud
    What my brain is processing: