I just said to my friend that if I were ever mugged and someone was using lines like this I'd just give them the cash probably while laughing my ass off
@@purplepotatochipPPC ok ok here's your money pit. 💰💰💰💰 Just Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. She's a Single White Female that used to be Married With Children, but she went Homeward Bound.
The first thing I thought of today when I heard about the passing of Mr Hurt. I think that says more about me than William, but Rest In Peace sir. You will be missed...
Just to translate for those confused, what he's actually saying is: Don't room, I'm not going to William you. I only want your Tango. So just forward it, and we'll all be Gilmore.
I feel like this is how the Nostalgia Critic robs people with his plastic gun, he just shouts out the celebrity names and makes pop culture references at gunpoint.
Spamton: Don't [PANIC ROOM], I'm not going to [WILLIAM HURT] you. I only want your [Tango & CASH], so just [PAY IT FORWARD] and we'll be [HAPPY GILMORE].
If someone started listing movies while mugging me that’s a genuine source of concern. They’re clearly not all there and anything can happen at that point.
If you're being mugged at all is a genuine cause for concern. I've seen some pretty rough times in life, times when I had very little or nothing, and NEVER once considered mugging anyone. A person who pulls "stickups" is already unhinged.
@@luciuskapahs5547 I’ve been mugged before….sort of. Was walking through an alley and some dude came out behind a dumpster holding a knife. Now I say sort of because the guy clearly wasn’t up to the whole thing. He was shaking and eventually just dropped the knife and ran.
*Getting mugged by a music critic* Don’t PANIC AT THE DISCO. I’m not going to HURT you. I only want your EASY MONEY. So just GIVE IT UP TO ME. And we’ll all be HAPPY.
This guy has me LOST IN TRANSLATION. I think he's a little bit PSYCHO and why does he have that type of gun he should have a shotgun with a FULL METAL JACKET.
Washee Washee: "I no like you American! And all you American look alike! Gene Shalit faced Peter: "Oh, we all look alike do we? Well, look who's talkin'!"
anybody can rob anybody, but to rob while using puns? That is legendary. The laws of physics cannot comprehend the rules you are breaking. It can only respond with "what?"
Gene Shalit: "Don't Panic Room. I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango and Cash. So just Pay It Forward and we'll all be Happy Gilmore." Peter Griffin: "What?" Funniest cutaway I've ever seen
don't have a GYATT damn cow, im only trying to RIZZ your wallet, now hand over your SKIBIDI TOILETS so I can head over to OHIO'S GOT TALENT, so we can all be SUSSY AMOGUS
It would be a TITANIC mistake for you not to hand over your JOHNNY CASH! So if you don't want a JACK BLACK eye then I would LOVE ACTUALLY if you just co-operate and I'll be GONE IN 60 SECONDS! What??
Don't Scream hallway I'm only going to shakespeare you. I only want your CONGA & Jewels so just Take IT NOW and we'll all be HAPPY HOLLYWOOD me - what now?
Don't SCREAM, and I won't be A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER to you. I only want your THE MONEY PIT, so just SUPPORT THE GIRLS, and we'll all be SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
Don’t CRY BABY. I won’t cause any MISERY. Just give me your JOHNNY CASH. Don’t CHILDS PLAY with me. I’ve got a TOP GUN. I promise that you’ll be SAFE HOUSE. If you don’t, then THIS IS THE END.
*Don’t......Panic! At a Disco: I’m not going to.....I hurt myself today: I only want your.... Johnny Cash: so just....go on, take the money and run.... and we’ll all be......Happier, I want you to be Happier!* “What!?”
Here's my version: Don't PANIC ROOM or SCREAM. I'm not going to WILLIAM HURT or LICENCE TO KILL you. I only want your TANGO & CASH. So just PAY IT FORWARD and we all be HAPPY GILMORE.
Why has this show referenced Gene Shalit three times? Once here, once in the Supergriffins segment of Viewer Mail #1, and another instance in Tiegs For Two when Peter is chased out of Mr. Washee Washee's.
Family guy introduced me to so many things that middle aged men from new England know about, I had no idea who gene shalit, magnum pi, twink the kid, Marissa tomei was before family guy Hahaha
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Peter's "what?" gets me every time lmao
BlackVelvetDaydream same here
Its always funny when even Family Guy questions themselves. At least they're self aware of their ridiculousness😂😂😂
Let's make lesbian sex
That whole clip makes me laugh every time
That “what” has been making me die laughing since I was a kid. Still works
I love how Gene leans forward when he mentioned the movies and actors lol
@Harold Paulle I like how Gene Shalit
It's like he's going "Ya gedit? Ya gedit??" :P
TImestamp?
@@wylde678 it’s the whole thing.
@@Xenox7781Woosh?
This would actually be incredibly terrifying in real life. Probably even more so than a normal mugging.
Lmao
well because you'd figure he's legit off his rocker and may just shoot you no matter what
@@Jukeboxster Yeah, exactly.
@@Jukeboxster Lmao agreed
I'd be like "what the fuck do you want me to do??!" 🤣🤣😂😭😭
No joke, this is how I feel whenever Family Guy does a reference.
Same
The older episodes really reference a lot of stuff people born in the 70s or 80s will understand.
it’s all pretty popularly referenced stuff so it’s kinda easy to learn if u don’t already know, otherwise idk how tf u could enjoy the show
@@JRocmastai dont know how anybody could enjoy the show either
@@oz_jonesbecause you're a complete moron apparently
Idk why but this scene is the funniest scene ever to me
Owen Stroube For me it's the dance of life
I gave you your 80th like 👍 and your welcome. 😏👍.
I agree with you
I get it.
Me too
Don’t ESCAPE ROOM. I’m not going to cause you any PAIN OR GLORY. Just hand me ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, and we’ll all be THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS.
what?
Wat?
Wut?
What?
Nani?
Peter's reaction was ballsy. Man straight up said "what??" He wasnt even gonna pretend to understand.
With a gun against his chest no less.
The man is 94 years old. Can't believe he's still around.
Oh yeah it's amazing that he still robbing people at his age
95 now
@@juicedaone1153 what a scammer
He's older than my grandmother.
96 now
And we'll all be HAPPY GILMORE
*WHAT?*
Fuckin parrot
…what?
Happy Gilmore was so good movies form 90.
This is how I wanna be robbed
Yes 👍. 😆😆😆.
I'd be laughing to hard to comply
I just said to my friend that if I were ever mugged and someone was using lines like this I'd just give them the cash probably while laughing my ass off
This never gets old. I always rewatch this when I'm sad so I can get a good laugh.
Same here I miss the old days of early family guy, good times
Hope all is well 🌹
How it feels referencing old memes to someone born after 2005:
Hurry it up, nobody's around to save your Kevin Bacon!
I'm going as Fast and Furious as I can.
*gets up*
You people are a circus
@@Shanethefilmmaker You said you were going FAST AND FURIOUS 6 hours ago
@@purplepotatochipPPC ok ok here's your money pit. 💰💰💰💰 Just Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. She's a Single White Female that used to be Married With Children, but she went Homeward Bound.
@@Shanethefilmmakerboo! Man your comment irritated the crap out of me
This is still one of the funniest Family guy moments to me and I have no idea why lol. The genuinely confused “what?” gets me every time
RIP WILLIAM HURT
I lost my shit when he said William Hurt You
We’ll all be
HAPPY GILMORE
@@Aflay1...What?
Don’t panic room killed me lol
I lost it at “and we’ll all be Happy Gilmore”
RIP William Hurt.
Don't PANIC ROOM I'm not going to WILLIAM HURT YOU I only want your TANGO AND CASH so just PAY IT FORWARD and we'll all be HAPPY GILMORE. WHAT?
Kenny Kasensouk What?
Your welcome for the hundredth like lol
@@onelaggyskrub3872 oh thank you man
@@kennykasensouk931 np lmao
WHAT?
Don't FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS. Just pull down your PANTS ON FIRE and get ready FOR A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS
R. DeMora Peter: What?
Now I can’t stop thinking of someone getting fisted by a hand holding dollars.
The first thing I thought of today when I heard about the passing of Mr Hurt. I think that says more about me than William, but Rest In Peace sir. You will be missed...
I came back to this video for the exact same reason.
We're not the only ones.
It must have _hurt_ to hear that
Just to translate for those confused, what he's actually saying is: Don't room, I'm not going to William you. I only want your Tango. So just forward it, and we'll all be Gilmore.
That's even more confusing!
What?
Stick to your day job
oh, sweet, he’s not gonna bill me
Ohh, so it's cockney rhyming slang. Got it.
Don't Scream I'm not going to John Hurt you I only want your Color of Money so Do The Right Thing and we'll all be Happy, Texas!
TheDarkwingj ...What?
Are those other movies starring Gene Shelly
Just BE COOL I'm not going to Nicholas Cage you I only want your MONEYBALL so just write a BLANK CHECK and we'll all be HAPPY FEET!
@@andrewhaywood1770 What?
😕 What?
I feel like this is how the Nostalgia Critic robs people with his plastic gun, he just shouts out the celebrity names and makes pop culture references at gunpoint.
Peters reaction was mine the first time I watched this
15+ years later and I still think about this classic scene.
Seth MacFarlane definitely grew up watching Shalits reviews lmao
*Translation:* _Don't panic. I'm not going to hurt you. I only want your cash. So just pay up, and we'll all be happy._
I fail to see how you’ll be happy having your cash taken.
What?
@@arrownoir He means you'll be happy with surviving.
Thanks...
Peter seems more confused then scared.
I don't blame him
I agree.
*than
i would
rip william hurt
Gene Shalit is 97 years old now. I’m good about recognizing Older references but even this one take the decrepit birthday cake for me .
We can make this as EASY A or as DIE HARD as you want ! Now enough with the PANIC AT THE DISCO and GET OUT your wallet!
What?
@@coachlombardi9657 yeah, panic at the disco isn’t a movie
@@Miller-jh2bg Then what is it?
@@coachlombardi9657 it’s a band
@@Miller-jh2bg Huh, cool.
Don’t CHICKEN RUN! I’m not going to cause you any PAIN & GAIN! I only want EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE you have! And I’ll LEAVE NO TRACE!!
What?
Came here as soon as I heard William Hurt died. RIP
Because of this scene I've replaced the word "cash" with "Tango & Cash" more times than I could ever count.
Spamton:
Don't [PANIC ROOM],
I'm not going to [WILLIAM HURT] you.
I only want your [Tango & CASH],
so just [PAY IT FORWARD] and we'll be [HAPPY GILMORE].
What
Gene Shalit was born in 1926, as of this comment he is 97 and still alive.
He's 93 years old now!!!
Betty White, Gene Shalit, and the Queen of England are in a race against time
he's older than that. I think he's 96
Betty White lost that race rip
The Queen of England lost that race, too. R.I.P.
Don't Logan's Run from me! I'm not going to John Hurt you! I only want your Moneyball! So just hand it Overboard! And it'll all be Good Will Hunting!
Don’t try Running Scared, he Shalit be forced to Straight Shooting.
If someone started listing movies while mugging me that’s a genuine source of concern. They’re clearly not all there and anything can happen at that point.
If you're being mugged at all is a genuine cause for concern. I've seen some pretty rough times in life, times when I had very little or nothing, and NEVER once considered mugging anyone. A person who pulls "stickups" is already unhinged.
@@luciuskapahs5547 I’ve been mugged before….sort of. Was walking through an alley and some dude came out behind a dumpster holding a knife. Now I say sort of because the guy clearly wasn’t up to the whole thing. He was shaking and eventually just dropped the knife and ran.
*Getting mugged by a music critic*
Don’t PANIC AT THE DISCO. I’m not going to HURT you. I only want your EASY MONEY. So just GIVE IT UP TO ME. And we’ll all be HAPPY.
I bet Gene Shalit is using THE EMPTY GUN
Everything about this bit is perfect. I love it so much ive saved it to my computer.
I can't believe Family Guy predicted Spamton G. Spamton.
What?
Usually gene shailt uses corny jokes when. he did movie reviews
channelsurfer 122 I am with peter here. what? I did not get any of those puns
+Lock Jaw I think they were all the movies that he was in
@@lockjaw7437 same here, but it sounds funny
Spitting bars ngl
This guy has me LOST IN TRANSLATION. I think he's a little bit PSYCHO and why does he have that type of gun he should have a shotgun with a FULL METAL JACKET.
This always made me laugh when I was a kid. 💀💀💀
Washee Washee: "I no like you American! And all you American look alike!
Gene Shalit faced Peter: "Oh, we all look alike do we? Well, look who's talkin'!"
Ooooh, so that's who that face was
This scene lives in my head but I make it pay rent
anybody can rob anybody, but to rob while using puns? That is legendary. The laws of physics cannot comprehend the rules you are breaking. It can only respond with "what?"
I swear that is the greatest “What?” Ever
This scene lives in my brain rent free
Don’t FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, I don’t wanna get A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE on you. So give me your MONEY TALKS and I’ll be on my NO WAY OUT
What?
If someone robbed me like this I’d probably just give them the keys to my house at that point
Gene's still kickin around to. He's just really old.
The wordplay here has the same level of craft and maturity as in Finnegans Wake
Just give him what he wants!
I’m not going to William hurt you Xx 🤣😂
He keeps leaning into Peter when he says a movie title 🤣🤣
Peter should have said "Take the Money and Run"
You can imagine how hard it was to translate this joke.
I’m just as confused as Peter was.
Gene Shalit: "Don't Panic Room. I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango and Cash. So just Pay It Forward and we'll all be Happy Gilmore."
Peter Griffin: "What?"
Funniest cutaway I've ever seen
don't have a GYATT damn cow, im only trying to RIZZ your wallet, now hand over your SKIBIDI TOILETS so I can head over to OHIO'S GOT TALENT, so we can all be SUSSY AMOGUS
It’s the “what?” that sells it for me 😂
It would be a TITANIC mistake for you not to hand over your JOHNNY CASH! So if you don't want a JACK BLACK eye then I would LOVE ACTUALLY if you just co-operate and I'll be GONE IN 60 SECONDS!
What??
Don't Scream hallway I'm only going to shakespeare you. I only want your CONGA & Jewels so
just Take IT NOW and we'll all be HAPPY HOLLYWOOD
me - what now?
Gene Shalit outlived William Hurt You.
The most obscure family guy reference ever
He got robbed because he turned into gene and kissed justin that one time haha
Fixed line:
Peter:I haven't been this confused since I was mugged by Gene Shalit
Don't SCREAM, and I won't be A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER to you. I only want your THE MONEY PIT, so just SUPPORT THE GIRLS, and we'll all be SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
I don't know why but this is one of the funniest cutaways
I remember Gene shalit voiced a character in spongebob at one point.
He did. Voiced Gene Scallop (hence the play on words) as a food reviewer kinda like Guy Fieri.
@@AlastorAltruistGaming Yep that's exactly what I was thinking about.
Happy bday gene
"What?!" 😂
Mixing scared with confusion
Don’t CRY BABY. I won’t cause any MISERY. Just give me your JOHNNY CASH. Don’t CHILDS PLAY with me. I’ve got a TOP GUN. I promise that you’ll be SAFE HOUSE. If you don’t, then THIS IS THE END.
What? 😐
Recently, a lot of Spamton memes brought me back to this gag
Spamton be like:
Just looked it up and Gene Shalit is 97! I had no idea he was still alive lol
*Don’t......Panic! At a Disco: I’m not going to.....I hurt myself today: I only want your.... Johnny Cash: so just....go on, take the money and run.... and we’ll all be......Happier, I want you to be Happier!*
“What!?”
And we'll all be Happy Gilmore!
What?!
Why is this so funny 😭😂
Threats and references.
Don’t panic room! Lmfao 😂
Not one word of this joke made sense to me☠️☠️☠️
Batman villains be like...
Here's my version:
Don't PANIC ROOM or SCREAM. I'm not going to WILLIAM HURT or LICENCE TO KILL you. I only want your TANGO & CASH. So just PAY IT FORWARD and we all be HAPPY GILMORE.
Why has this show referenced Gene Shalit three times? Once here, once in the Supergriffins segment of Viewer Mail #1, and another instance in Tiegs For Two when Peter is chased out of Mr. Washee Washee's.
This is the funniest video I have ever seen! Lmao 😂😂😂😂
I wish gene shalit would rob me
This made me laugh out _LOUD HOUSE!_
Fresh Sans trying to mug someone without cursing
Gene Shalit is 97 now
I love this who ever made this you are a fucking genius
Family guy introduced me to so many things that middle aged men from new England know about, I had no idea who gene shalit, magnum pi, twink the kid, Marissa tomei was before family guy Hahaha
Gene Shalit is a book critic and reviewer. Weird choice for this gag. Still funny though.
Pandas are cool The fact that it is a weird choice makes it at least 10 times funnier.
He is (or was) a film critic as well, so it makes sense.
Actually he was a famous film critic
He’s known for making puns in his movie reviews. That’s the joke
I gave you your 20th like 👍 and your welcome. 😏👍.
I can't believe Gene Scallop from SpongeBob SquarePants guest starred on Family Guy.
I have found no evidence that he voiced himself in FG. But yeah, he did in Spongebob
No one born after like 1992 knows wtf he's talking about