MÖRK BORG: The Goblin Grinder #4
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- Welcome to Mystery Quest! A roleplaying podcast where we play a variety of one-shot roleplaying games with a rolling cast of special guests. Today we continue our apocalyptic adventure in MÖRK BORG where our degenerate heroes spend the night at an inn.
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In my head canon, Jingly Jon is *always and very intentionally* left behind, but somehow manages to make it out unscathed.
omg, I just realized Jingly John is their Marvin the paranoid android.
Ah, the Adoring Fan system
Like Sid the Sloth
They DID left him in the barn distracting the troll
"Hi I'm Jingly John, and this is my I'm on fire song!"
I hope his bitterness causes him to end up being like an antagonist or something later on.
Lydia is so good in these. I really hope she comes back quite often bcuz shes so different from the others and adds so much to it every time. Even if shes not the one making the jokes she always sets up good ones
Imagine if Tom brought in a whole girls squad for Mork Borg. Bouphe and Osie would be perfect for this nonsense!
Lyds is always an enjoyable addition to Yogs content, I second the hope. It's been great seeing her in more content in general lately
@@ianalvord3903 I love lyds, call me a misogynist but not the biggest fan of alot a the other girls
@@etherdeef4303it’s only misogynistic is you dislike them because they are women lol
@@mirkys130 yeah well i wouldnt say the same about the blokes so it could be construed that way
I love Lydia just gradually making her character even more of an abomination each episode. I also love how Simon is more capable playing as a duck than he was Crunky lol. I also have to add that even though Mark Hulmes’ character is supposed to be rather despicable, his character is by far my favorite because he really gets into it
It definitely feels like a cast of A-Listers, bringing Mark in on this was definitely a good choice with how much RP experience he has. I never realized how much I would enjoy this combination of people, they compliment each-other so well!
I never really paid too much attention to anything with Mark Hulmes before but I've been absolutely loving his character. Definitely been my favorite of the series, though they've all been killing it.
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MQ has basically become a new weekly hightlight honestly... membership shall be done very soon. Take my money you glorious gits
And now Ravs is a naked cave man with tsundere monkeys.
F in chat for cardinal crazy
The nonsense of Mörk Borg is wholly suited to these lot 😂
Maybe not the part where baby's die and become flesh eating zombies while still in the mothers belly - but other than that I agree 100% lmao
Yea I think it's a great cast
@@bensdecoypoondummy1189 Tom has a great skill in converting OTT edgy grimdarkness into amusing whimsical grimdarkness.
@@bensdecoypoondummy1189there is nothing about ones in the womb doing that.
@@winstonsmith3703Nope. They're born, stuck in porcelain dolls, starved to death as they die from the elements, then they come back as baby filled porcelain dolls that seek revenge upon the living.
"Do rats get on with monkeys?"
Like a house on fire.
Isn't that how Bungus probably came to be?
Continues breastfeeding it
"And so our noble heroes have save the day once more! ... by burning an entire building full of innoc.. I mean goblin, full of goblins "
Anyone who runs out of the flames is a gobbo. Anyone who stands in the fire is a well disciplined gobbo.
It's me, Jingly John! Let me sing my 'everyone's forgotten my mechanical effects' song!
breaking mark at 39:43 has to be the best part of the episode
Agreed! Could not stop laughing lmaoo
"Pls carry on, I just need a minute."
Poor Mark. Big Lyds must be a guest in new campaign on HR at some point.
At 20:23 Hulmes says that Jingly John has been in the family for generations. Is Jingly John some sort of supernatural entity or maybe just an old guy?
Maybe they breed Jesters in the castle basement, and can't be bothering distinguishing between them. They are all Jingly Johns.
@@RabidBogling i love this it's perfectly disgusting
the rat thing is cursed as fuck, i love it
It was already pretty cursed, and then became quantum-cursed when Lydia gave it massive tits.
If the Duke dies, does that mean no more Jingly John? That would be a double tragedy.
This series is really incredible. Not only the stories and characters, but I want to shout out the excellent framing, lighting and editing. Really keeps the viewer engaged and sets a mood for what's essentially just a bunch of people talking around a table.
I sure can't wait to see all the _Fan Art_ that comes out from this episode!
God the little vignette opens absolutley kill me every single time.
The opening monologue is amazing as always!
I have to thank Tom and everyone on Mystery Quest for introducing me to Mörk Borg! Got all the books come through the other day and prepping to GM it because of this series!
Great fun, love the Kilgore running gag.
I want to run this adventure for my D&D group now. Convincing them to try a new game system is always a challenge, though.
I used to have five monkeys. Cracked me up.
The heroes we never needed and who will probably kill us all in the end, but god damn if we don't want em! Perfectly happy to witness a neverending story of Mork Borg lives and deaths with this group. Who knows! In this crazy world of shenanigans maybe somebody can come back from their bits (you burned so short and so bright Krunky)!
Mörk Borg is so perfect for this group! I think Troika would fit like a glove as well!
52:46 And the Goblin curse is broken when the attacking goblin dies! lol
The cope is crazy with him 😂
How much more of this wonderous adventure will we be treated to? ❤
Jingly John, my beloved
Ah well, Rav's crazy disturbing character that confused and messed around with the party is dead, time for him to play w responsible.....sigh...(I love it)
Setting a tavern on fire is almost a right of passage for a table top group, I just didn’t expect them to go for it as immediately as they did.
The monkey would most likely be in better shape than it ended up in just because of how small it is. Smaller critters are more durable against falls
This group is a ton of fun. I hope you guys get more attention because this stuff is quality
I genuinely can't heap enough praise on the whole channel and cast so far. It has just been an absolute joy to watch episode after episode. Can't pick a single fault with the format, DM or the players. Everyone has been funny, interesting and thoroughly entertaining. I've been deeply invested in the stories and characters and that's only been enhanced by the odd bit of random humour that pops up.
Hats off to everyone involved, it's obvious that a lot of love, time and effort went into the channel and I'm absolutely hooked. In my opinion, this is some of the best content coming out of the YogsCast stables at the moment. It has been wonderful to see everyone having fun with things outside of their usual styles of content and I can't wait to see what the future brings.
Personally think this is the best new regular-release yogs content in a long time (not didding on any other content, just thing this is spectacular fun)
This whole channel and setup has quickly become a highlight of my Saturdays! Sometimes it's hard to get into a D&D playthrough depending on the cast, but so far you guys have been GREAT! Can't wait until next week.
It would be incredible to get a one shot campaign set in the same universe as yogsquest 2. A sequel to the space hoppers, get Duncan and his robot Simon back and maybe some new crew members. Not sure if that’s what they’re going for with this channel but one can dream
This duck is so goddamn good at picking out eyeballs!?
Yeah i guess Colin if he hits has 50% chanse to peck out eye
It's a passive ability he has. When he does 1d2 damage, on a 2 he pecks out an eyeball.
@@xselinisx If the demon ducks have the same ability as Colin just wait in future as Simon again forgets that the demons attack friends if they outnumber enemies, and the whole party will be blind with both eyes missing.
Mörk borg is great, hope for many adventures in that system
I love how Ravs plays his characters. He adds so much character and flair
Fuck me, lydia never change 🤣 39:43
-"Nawww, you're that monkeys mother now"
(without missing a beat)
-"I begin to lactate"
I'm done, i'm just SOOO done, this is amazing! XDD
Holy fuck Tom, amazing stuff. Really appreciate all your hard work putting this together. Please make more m'lord.
39:46 Tom's reaction is gold
The entire table's reaction is great in their own unique ways. Ravs in disbelieving laughter, Mark just turning away into facepalm, Tom just bluescreening, and Simon just nonplussed giving the visual aide.
it took me a while of playing to consistently remember this, but instead of using an omen to reroll, you can reduce the check by DR -4. so when you roll an 8 for example on a DR12 test, instead of rerolling you can just use an omen to succeed.
omens are really powerful and increase your characters survivability a lot in this game so long as you remember to use them at the right moments.
To use the omen you'd need to have announced it before rolling
Time for my prescribed weekly dose of Mystery Quest, get this glorious krak IN MY VIENS
*This is a comment for the Angorythm*
Great work Tom! You and everyone involved are doing a fantastic job! I've really missed the old yogsquest stuff and Mystery Quest has quickly become one of my favourite channels.
Man this is fast becoming my new favourite channel. Really love the super comedy focused crazy RPG stuff on the channel so far. Super hope this venture is doing well!
Absolutely loving mystery quest, great cast, great host, great spooky gobbos
I think the bar across the door is called a drawbar? If it's still bothering you lol
The technical term for it is "Bungus" though.
may Gamblor, god of algorithms bless this channel
These are the true heroes we needed
I've been laughing the entire episode, bless you Tom and Cast
"Does anybody have anything flammable? Maybe we can burn the Inn down with all the goblins!"
*Checks notes for 10 seconds*
"I haven't any possessions... I'm a duck!"
🤣 I LOL'd for real.
Ravs is covered in tsudere monkeys. Sounds fitting
delete this immediately 🔫
Probably the best thing the yogscast have done ever, could watch these 24/7
Never really been keen on the idea of playing Mork Borg, but I'm REALLY enjoying seeing you guys play it!
Loving the use of music and sound effects! In other shows they have often felt out of place but they fit so well here that I didn't even think about the fact that they were added until half way through the video.
By far the best Mõrk Borg series I've watched.
Easily my new favorite channel on RUclips. Can't wait to see whats to come!
Humans: cowards. Duck: courageous warrior
These intros are so good though! My favourite part of these is the intro. Not to say the actual show isn't great, it certainly is.
I don't even know how to describe what I just watched, just know that I have a new favourite youtube series
I don’t know how these dudes and Simon manage to make such high quality content every time 👏 👏 👏
I’m almost afraid to ask why you made a distinction between these guys and simon
@@josiah6328 because Simon is a lady not a dude
Brilliant, I'm really loving this. Thank you Tom!
Man, we just _need_ a horrifically burned Killgore to one day return, either as an _under-equiped_ Villain, or an underappreciated Hero!
I need more XD this is genuinely my favorite ttrpg channel. Maybe favorite RUclips channel in general.
Demon ducks aka geese.
MoreMorkBOrg!!
This series is really making me want to try Mork Borg. Not 100% if my group would be into it but defo think i'll have to try a little one shot at some point with them.
Very entertaining. Love the authenticity of play. Great work.
I love the Jingly john bits
39:45 - Big Lyds drops a line that destroys Mark Hulmes
Lmao Tom's constant struggle to keep this shit train on the rails...
The naked man and his monkey family is surprisingly very wholesome
22:18 "Hello everyone it's me, Jingley John! I'm going to sing my Eviction Song!"
It can't possibly get more cursed, right?
...
It's going to, isn't it?
Tom, these intros are really well done, i will definitely be stealing this idea
This series is awesome, so many funny moments.
Somehow i feel that in that pile of stats for characters tom got there are even more wacky guys then we have seen so far! And we have seen som real wacky dudes
Finally time to watch the new episodes! Funny thing, I had a little chitchat with some folks of Fria Ligan at the SPIEL in Essen and one of them watched your channel! So. I left the booth with a copy of Mörk Borg and the DM screen, and nearly bought CY_BORG too.
Some of these intro scenarios better manifest into future adventures! I demand it! 😅
Absolutely love these series. Keep making more
Tom and friends. Please keep doing what you love and loving what you do. Mystery Quest has quality content and I find myself rewatching all of them from time to time. Much love
I do love Locutus of Borg but I also LOVE seeing a new Mork of Borg video. But which one is better? There's only one way to find out!
FIIIIIIIIGHT!
Great to listen to while insulating my attic
This whole channel is exactly what I wanted. The previous yogsquest games got me into my first roleplaying games. Keep up the incredible work!
Loving this series. Good job Tom 👌👌
I love these intros so much
Great episode, looking forward to this series and more!
Really loving this series and hope you keep it up! You better be saving this intros too, any of them could be an actual game
I know it's the name but the silliness remind me so much of Terry Pratchet's work!
this is my new favorite youtube channel
The sounds in the background are great and add so much to the story. Big shout out to whoever does the editing and the audio.
I am so glad the yogscast are making rpg content again!
I'm loving this system and setting
this was unhinged
This is great. Absolutely loving Mystery Quest and Mörk Borg in particular. It’s inspired me to try the system with my group.
Finishing up unit exams today, but I am definitely watching this tomorrow hammered drunk :D
I'm going to need that Bungus monkey rule 34 now
Absolutely love this series, the players are a ton of fun, great chemistry
Well, I was going to go to sleep as it's 4am. Put that on the backburner for now.
I love it when I get my Borg morked!