The ocean want to steal the power of Jesse-Jane for making Tsunamis. But she is to fast for the water (Be faster than water my friend) It's at 1;25 of this video. ruclips.net/video/kKLIq_gADKU/видео.html
All jokes aside he’s the coolest. A really long while back I once saw him in Georgia on a movie set and I walked up to say hey. There was security around and told me to go away rudely like I was a complete nobody. Chuck told a guard to start acting nice when he noticed and said that I was ok and then allowed me to shake his hand and talk briefly with him. I’ll never forget how nice of a person he was. A solid dude
TEF niname Chuck Norris has black belts in judo (under gene lebell), and bjj (under carlos machado). He has held titles in a couple of different karate formats also. It's fairly easy to look up he's fighting records.
@Germán Wrong, The Hulk transforms not in Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a loser, he transforms in the strongest and unbeatable person in the world and turns into the little girl JJ Golden Dragon. Here is the proof. plus.google.com/u/0/photos/photo/111450336760724009894/6442750186510378850
Maby Chuck Norris is bullitproof, he isn't littlegirlsproof. Bruce Lee went to the Japenese School.: We Are Not Sick Men !!". Jesse-Jane went to the Chuck Norris School."We Are Not Weak Girls !!" i.ytimg.com/vi/-Y9FB6hV8to/hqdefault.jpg Watch Jesse-Jane McParland at age 7 and you know it's true. (watch also the other videos of her on the list) ruclips.net/video/4Au1iVLcT3A/видео.html
Wan Gaming, fun, you have absolutly no idea who JJ Golden Dragon is!!! Watch also the other videos on tis list.and especialt video 1 and 20 ruclips.net/video/yx6jDx8VUUM/видео.html
*_Top 10 Chuck Norris _**_-Jokes-_**_ Facts_* *1) According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you... Yesterday* *2) Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice* *3) Chuck Norris is the first Westerner to achieve the 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do (No, seriously look it up)* *4) Chuck and Superman once fought each other as a contest. The looser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside* *5) Chuck Norris once played rock, paper, scissors in front of a mirror... and WON* *6) Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic* *7) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants* *8) Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life* *9) If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win, Forever* *10) Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding* *11) Chuck Norris made this Top 10 list have 11 facts*
Chuck Norris kills imaginary friends. Chuck Norris won four in a row in three moves. God can walk on water, well Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. One, in hiroshima, and the other in Nagasaki. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Someone once told Chuck Norris that nothing could beat him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47. Chuck Norris doesn't flush toilets. He scares the shit out of them. Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in. *My favorite so far* : Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade and killed 250 men. Then, the grenade exploded. Chuck Norris once ate a Rubik's cube and shitted it out solved. The flu has to get a Chuck Norris vaccine once a year. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just too afraid to move. Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets. They found Chuck Norris' diary. It's now known as : The Guinness Book of World Records. Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game... with a golf ball. Chuck Norris : "There is no such thing as global warming. I got cold so I turned up the sun." Chuck Norris doesn't cut with a butter knife, he cuts knives with butter. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Sorry, but Chuck never cries. When there is a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap. Chuck Norris once peed in a truck's fuel tank. The truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can see john Cena. Chuck Norris once dug a hole with a spoon. That hole is now known as the Grand Canyon. Chuck Norris' gmail account is gmail@chucknorris.com Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes. Chuck Norris rode a unicycle and popped a wheelie. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door(the doors that you spin around). Chuck Norris caught every Pokémon without any poke balls. Chuck Norris killed an army of 5,000 soldiers with 2 bullets. And the first shot was just a warning. One does not simply find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you. Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won. Death once had a near-chuck experience. *My favorite one lol* : When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. Chuck Norris' toothbrush is an energy sword (from Halo). #YOLO . Exception : Chuck Norrris. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes. The leading brands of hand sanitizer claim they kill 99.99% of bacteria. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't bring himself up, he pushes the Earth downward. Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he uppercutted a horse. I really hope you enjoyed this comment! You're an amazing person!!!
That's complete bullsh!t. If any of this garbage was true he would show up to my house an smash my face off my keyboa&$*@(?@,@¥#¥#9#*'jshznzismsmms k I ixjdjndmssmzk k kkxksks
When Chuck Norris was in High School, He was assigned by his teacher an essay about “what is courage?” Fortunately for him, he got an A+ for just writing his name on the top of the Paper.
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When Chuck Norris walks in front of a mirror it breaks because even a mirror isn't dumb enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
so so excellent
Signed,
KG
Chuck Norris once got bitten by a kingcobra.
After five days and nights of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Matchen TheCrimsonGamer Ugh fucking copy cat
Jason Brockett lol... How?
Caden Byrnes LOL
Did you know Chuck Norris has a role in Starwars? He's the force.
the say that Palpatine head a close chuck Norris experience
He is Luce Skywalker
Chris Pratt gay and
Chuck norris doesn't check himself out in mirrors. Mirrors check themselves out in chuck norris.
What character did he play
When Chuck Norris takes a test, the test fails...
lmao
You mean the test takes a chuck Norris the test fails.
This is totally possible since the modern school system teaches many errors.
When Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus, the virus had to self-quarantine for 14 days.
Bold of you to assume that the virus could dare to go near Chuck Norris.
@@anonymous52638 that’s why he “caught” the virus ain’t it?
😂😂😂👍
😂😂😂😂😂👌
@@haimingwang819😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
Because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
Holy shit I can’t believe I came across someone I know in a comment section
Bhaahahahhah
Tom Waits voice and lyrics give Chuck Norris nightmares.
This is just pure gold
Hahah
Chuck Norris had a race with The Flash. The loser had to wear a red costume for the rest of their life.
YukitoOnline omg ;,D
YukitoOnline xD
Chuck norris and the flash had a race of fastest man. The Flash is still running
Then Chuck Norris had a fight with the little girl Jesse-Jane "JJ Golden Dragon" and the loser then had to wear a beard
@Trash er
No, but a JJ sign on his neck and made by Jesse-Jane Mcparland with her Samurai sword
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories
Æsir underrated
this comment is so underrated
Pin this comment
Underrated
Hahaha lol
When this man makes an account, the terms and conditions agree with him.
I'm a one man band on youtube. I have a beard like Chuck. Hope you can enjoy one of my songs.
Chuck Norris does not neeed twitter, he is already following you.
😂😂This is a good one
Good one 😁
Nick RAOL Whenever Chuck Norris wishes to play soccer he changes to Zlatan!
Chuck Norris google account : gmail@chucknorris.com
Nick RAOL 😂😂
When I was swimming in the ocean, I was scared because I thought I saw Chuck Norris in the water, but luckily, it was just a shark.
+Joseph Dowling the shark was swimming away from chuck Norris.
lol I love you
Chuck Norris can swim in land!
The ocean want to steal the power of Jesse-Jane for making Tsunamis.
But she is to fast for the water (Be faster than water my friend)
It's at 1;25 of this video.
ruclips.net/video/kKLIq_gADKU/видео.html
Everynight... I check under my bed for the Boogeyman ....
Everynight... The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so tough that when he crosses the street, _cars_ look both way for _him._
Alex Korova underrated
No street is brave enough to cross Chuck Norris.
muhahahahahahaahaha
When Chuck Norris joins a competition, everyone fights for the second place!
Calculated from below
Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland
Good one.
When Alexander bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chick Norris.
😂 😂 😂 😂
That is for zlatan
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Infinity Stones were Chuck's chewing gums
Underrated 😂😂
When Thanos tried to snap Chuck Norris out of existence,
Thanos broke his fingers.
Chuck Norris wears the infinity gauntlet to keep warm during the winter
@sockomkplays44h56 why would he need to keep warm, norris doesn't catch a cold, cold catches him
Chuck Norris killed 5000 people in 2 bullets
The first one was a warning
The 5000 people laughed to death when he shot in his foot at the second shot
Underrated comment.
The 2nd was in his dream ... ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chuck Norris killed the great white shark with a blink
After 5000 people died of fear, the second bullet was shot into the air and Lucifer fell down.
All jokes aside he’s the coolest. A really long while back I once saw him in Georgia on a movie set and I walked up to say hey. There was security around and told me to go away rudely like I was a complete nobody. Chuck told a guard to start acting nice when he noticed and said that I was ok and then allowed me to shake his hand and talk briefly with him. I’ll never forget how nice of a person he was. A solid dude
The guard ain't fool to mess up with Chuck Norris
You not shake his hand, your hand was shaked by hir
The security guard was trying to protect you from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once pissed in the gas tank of an 18-wheeler as a joke...
... that 18-wheeler is now known as Optimus Prime.
AHAHHA that is the perfection of all chuck norris jokes.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Did soemeone called?
***** ?
Creative
This deserves more likes
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
whaahahahaha .
sick
Underrated
When chuck norris was born he named his parents
He called them Losers and wanted to go straight to the worst martial arts school to become the worst fighter and greatest liar there ever existed.
TEF niname Chuck Norris has black belts in judo (under gene lebell), and bjj (under carlos machado). He has held titles in a couple of different karate formats also. It's fairly easy to look up he's fighting records.
He also built the hospital he was born in. . .
@@TheFreddyEduard you are wrong lol he literally had black belts. Ya fucking idiot
@@TheFreddyEduard what shithead libtard you are
Time and Chuck Norris had a race
Time is still running
Good one
That's actually a really good one
What
Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone
Ozaire This is great! You also have 86 likes you probably never check this comment from 2 years ago
oh s*** this is the bomb 🤣
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he transforms into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he transforms into Chuck Norris
German When chuck norris gets angry, RUN
Chuck Norris can literally kick your ass into next week
@Germán Wrong, The Hulk transforms not in Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a loser, he transforms in the strongest and unbeatable person in the world and turns into the little girl JJ Golden Dragon. Here is the proof.
plus.google.com/u/0/photos/photo/111450336760724009894/6442750186510378850
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I'm a one man band on youtube. Do I look like chuck? Hope you can enjoy one of my songs.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris hi champ !
NANI!!!!!
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
hahahaha..true dat...
possible, that happens with john connor from terminator!!
Chuck Norris did not lose his virginity, he knows where everything in the world is and has never once lost a thing. He kicked his virginity out.
Curiosity killed the cat... it should have never tried to walk on Chuck Norris' front lawn
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris...dies mysteriously years later.
Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns because everything Chuck Norris does is right.
I agree
Joseph Dowling hell of a joke
400th like Yay
Chuck Norris can safely make a left turn at a red light, and a U-turn on the 401 freeway.
Confused leftist screaming.
When Chuck Norris Fall to the ground
The stars make a wish
The Stars Wish:
Make a zinc hole so deep that Chuck Norris can never come out
@@TheFreddyEduard The stars real wish:
For chuck Norris to come and beat your ass
@Alone Hades Well it wont happen
@@TheFreddyEduard why you are a fucking loser
😂😂😂😂
A cop once pulled over Chuck Norris. Chuck let him off with a warning.
Lol
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a bulletproof jacket the jacket wears a bulletproof chuck norris
ahmed cr7 chuck is already bulletproof
chuckproof
Hahahhaha lmao
Maby Chuck Norris is bullitproof, he isn't littlegirlsproof.
Bruce Lee went to the Japenese School.: We Are Not Sick Men !!".
Jesse-Jane went to the Chuck Norris School."We Are Not Weak Girls !!"
i.ytimg.com/vi/-Y9FB6hV8to/hqdefault.jpg
Watch Jesse-Jane McParland at age 7 and you know it's true. (watch also the other videos of her on the list)
ruclips.net/video/4Au1iVLcT3A/видео.html
When chuck Norris gets a haircut the barber pays him
lol
because advertising isn't free
Chuck Norris hello, is that you?
And the barber better not ruin his beard.
When you invite chuck norris to your home,
You become guest!
When Chuck left their house, he told his father “You are now the man of the house”
Science donated its body to Chuck Norris.
Almost 500 likes and no reply. Here is one ;)
Not many people will understand this except the intelligent one
Chuck Norris can make ghosts, living skeletons and humanoid robots bleed to death
Good for him
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Best one read all day.
Tick tock, Tick tock, Your time is running out.
lol
Brilliant. Love that one. :)
You officially have my approval of a certified human being.
when chuck norris enter the room, the room leaves
RAHUL so funny but underrated
Lol heje
Chuck norris was bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito later caught malaria and after a few days of agony, the mosquito died
Tom ( Tom& Jerry ) once trained with Chuck Norris
- *Now he is called Beerus*
Jerry is trained by Jesse-Jane McParland and eat Tom.
Levi?
Chuck Norris can see John Cena and he can touch MC Hammer
Harlan Valdes 😀😀😀😁😂😃😃😃😄😅😂😂😊😊😊😆😆😅😄😃😂
Harlan Valdes John Cena you can't see me noris yes I can
That comment is brilliant! LOL
Boromir immediately ate his words: "One does not simply walk into Mordor."; after he noticed Chuck Norris sitting at the council of Elrond.
Lol nice one 👍
Chuck Norris catches Pokemon Go players.
Lancer, best one!
Chuck Norris only catches players because Chuck Norris already caught all the pokemon with a landline
Chuck Norris once farted. That's known as the Big Bang.
good one
+Rebecca Courtney Yass!
+Rebecca Courtney I once sneezed in the Sahara Forest.
Chuck Norris isn't lucky to have muscle,muscles are lucky to have chuck norris
lol
Chuck Norris commited a crime, the Judge was arrested.
He was once charged with attempted murder. The judge let him go because Chuck Norris does not “attempt” murder.
Lmao
chuck norris once played chess
he checkmated his opponent in his first move
Nathan Solis He checkmated his opponent
then the game started
he checkmated the checkmate
@Silvio Manuel ?
Chuck Norris checkmated his opponent using the king
Even against robots.
The police have new bullet proof vest, it's a T-shirt with Chuck Norris printed on it.
+Jessica Tucker Chuck Norris can metabolize 100% of his daily food intake
Rakitha Peiriz ...in order to fight superman. The lose had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
If Chuck Norris was a woman, he would still be the man.
Chuck Norris once throw a grenade it killed 200 people....and then it exploded
justin nigel he threw the grenade without pulling the pin too
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
noice
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck norris got his driver's license at the age of 16
Seconds
When there's a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
When people need help, they call 9-11. When 9-11 needs help they call Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris need help, who you think he call?
TFE niname chuck Norris doesn't need help , help needs chuck Norris .
yazid asri, why he call then JJ Golden Dragon every time he needed help?
TFE niname whAt?
Wan Gaming, fun, you have absolutly no idea who JJ Golden Dragon is!!!
Watch also the other videos on tis list.and especialt video 1 and 20
ruclips.net/video/yx6jDx8VUUM/видео.html
This comment section is pure gold 🤣
No no, it's pure Diamond 💎
IKR
I'll be honest, I'm here for the latest jokes
@@Darthjardius Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. He took it back the next day for a refund.
God said that Chuck Norris' soul was not to be taken to heaven nor hell because the world will always need Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ can walk on water.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
+JK193765 shut the fuck up you little 8 year old bitch
Jayden Trammell I'm so sorry for you. Are you having a bad day? Do you need help? I recommend lobotomy.
JK193765 stfu your not funny. posting a chuck Norris comment little annoying bitch
Jayden Trammell Good to know.
Camoprime no one asked you and no one ever will lel kek
Chuck Norris stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos, put it on and killed half the universe.
Then he snapped his fingers.
Chuck Norris once played soccer.
He won the game.
Then the match started.
Nice one😂
Ayush Jha thanks haha
Whenever Chuck Norris wishes to play soccer he changes to Zlatan!
Chuck Norris once played soccer and kicked the ball too far
Moon
@@oggyjack8252 lol
If Chuck Norris was a woman, he would still be the man.
👌😂
black,that's some Octogon's there ,fro in wood Vinnie "Mars Alert! on a Pencil before it started,walls means that"
cramps walls,oh God! we have this thousand Pope's on a Pencil with Mars Alert.
+The gaming kid at minecraft says the gaming kid at minecraft
i love this comment
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
When chuck Norris' mad , we're dead
+Sherman Swing end of days
6oodfella 69like
6oodfella COPYCAT
Chuck Norris : Bring me thanos!!
Thanos: *leaves earth and infinity stones
only chuck norris can argue with his wife and WIN
😆😆😂😂
When chuck norris does push ups he’s not pushing himself up. He’s pushing the world down
*cough cough* Ben shapiro
Fun fact: Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the Sun.
Sunspots are actually Chuck Norris' footprints
Amazing!
@@brianngoma1940 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@brianngoma1940 🤣🤣🤣🤣👊👊
Chuck don't walk; the Sun skeedadulz
Legend says that Chuck threw a grenade killed 50 People then the grenade exploded.
lmao
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Legend says that wen chuck see Bruce lee he bow downs on bow kneews😂💯
+Austin Gonzalez
😂
👙💉
🍠
And then he picked up a gun.
I met Chuck Norris a few days ago.He punched me in the face and spared me.
There's only some of us who get touched by perfection.
When chuck norris stepped on lego, the lego scream.
how are you bro it's been 3 years
True!
*_Top 10 Chuck Norris _**_-Jokes-_**_ Facts_*
*1) According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you... Yesterday*
*2) Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice*
*3) Chuck Norris is the first Westerner to achieve the 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do (No, seriously look it up)*
*4) Chuck and Superman once fought each other as a contest. The looser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside*
*5) Chuck Norris once played rock, paper, scissors in front of a mirror... and WON*
*6) Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic*
*7) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants*
*8) Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life*
*9) If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win, Forever*
*10) Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding*
*11) Chuck Norris made this Top 10 list have 11 facts*
Chuck Norris died... but he's alright now
in deed my friend
Chuck Norris didn't actually kill all aliens. There are plenty out there... But they know better then to visit a planet with CHUCK NOSSIS!!!
Chuck Norris died... but he's alright now
DC TUGA Hahahahahaha
When Chuck Norris left for college he told his father You're the man of the house now.
lolololol thats good deserves way more then 40 likes
Heard this one before but still funny 😂
Chuck Norris jokes never get old
That's Because even the jokes are afraid of CN to die of old age.
I only came to this video to read the comments, and never watched the video.
Same here buddy
DUDE SAME
Because chuck norris said so...
Haha same
💖
Chuck Norris kills imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris won four in a row in three moves.
God can walk on water, well Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. One, in hiroshima, and the other in Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Someone once told Chuck Norris that nothing could beat him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush toilets. He scares the shit out of them.
Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in.
*My favorite so far* : Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade and killed 250 men. Then, the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris once ate a Rubik's cube and shitted it out solved.
The flu has to get a Chuck Norris vaccine once a year.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just too afraid to move.
Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets.
They found Chuck Norris' diary. It's now known as : The Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game... with a golf ball.
Chuck Norris : "There is no such thing as global warming. I got cold so I turned up the sun."
Chuck Norris doesn't cut with a butter knife, he cuts knives with butter.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Sorry, but Chuck never cries.
When there is a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
Chuck Norris once peed in a truck's fuel tank. The truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can see john Cena.
Chuck Norris once dug a hole with a spoon. That hole is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris' gmail account is gmail@chucknorris.com
Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris rode a unicycle and popped a wheelie.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door(the doors that you spin around).
Chuck Norris caught every Pokémon without any poke balls.
Chuck Norris killed an army of 5,000 soldiers with 2 bullets. And the first shot was just a warning.
One does not simply find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish.
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.
Death once had a near-chuck experience.
*My favorite one lol* : When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris' toothbrush is an energy sword (from Halo).
#YOLO . Exception : Chuck Norrris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.
While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
The leading brands of hand sanitizer claim they kill 99.99% of bacteria. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't bring himself up, he pushes the Earth downward.
Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he uppercutted a horse.
I really hope you enjoyed this comment! You're an amazing person!!!
Thanks for the Chuck Norris facts compilation
This isn’t edited either
Hilarious 😂😂😂
😂
I have a good time reading and laughing bro have a nice day :) everyone too
Chuck Norris doesn't fear a Zombie invasion, zombies fear a Chuck Norris invasion.
When a zombie bites chuck norris the zombie turns into chuck norris
Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris
Best one yet 😂🤣😂😂
I'm a one man band on youtube. I have a beard like Chuck. Hope you can enjoy one of my songs.
Hahahahahahahahaha
One time, Chuck Norris does a Knock Knock joke, the door breaks down on the first "knock" and the house broke down on the second "Knock"
Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 200 people, and then the grenade exploded.
Why is this considered a joke? Thats daily routine dude.
Chuck
Chuck Norris It wasn't supposed to be a joke, your Holiness.
Chuck Norris
Oh dear, sorry for that. i just roundhousekicked someone and i guess it was so fast that i travelled in time and now two gods exist.
Chuck Norris Hmm. I think it seems legit.
Chuck Norris lololol
When Alexander bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Copied, but nice try
Epic😂😂
the say chuck Norris writte he's name with pen in the moon only wearing he's underwear
Chuck Norris once lost a nail in a fight now captain America using it as a shield.
Chuck Norris doesn't kick people into Sun. He kicks the Sun into people.
In 1972, Bruce Lee attempted to defeat Chuck Norris by pulling out a chunk of Chuck's chest hair. Less than a year later, Lee died from the injuries.
Hand injury?
When chuck Norris sees that this video 2k dislikes, he's going to hunt down and beat up that 2k
If all these comments are honest about Chuck's abilities, he would be able to find me before I finish typing this comme
Rip
3 years since the disappearance of Max Tari…
Ma man be careful who you're talkin
I don't believe t
you until I see it myse
That's complete bullsh!t. If any of this garbage was true he would show up to my house an smash my face off my keyboa&$*@(?@,@¥#¥#9#*'jshznzismsmms k I ixjdjndmssmzk k kkxksks
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry
Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. He is one.
+JojoTanks well actually he is chuck norris
and backwards
+E n J Games
Γεια
The top ten Chuck Norris moments? No such thing. They're all number one.
When Chuck Norris get cold... He rubbs two pieces of ice together and makes fire.
Now this, this is gold!
I'm a one man band on youtube. I have a beard like Chuck. Hope you can enjoy one of my songs.
The dinosaurs pissed Chuck Norris off... Just once.
That is why they are now extinct.
And it was their last
Chuck Norris can launch nuclear missiles through a 9mm pistol
Chuck Norris once sneeze in a luscious green and fertile land and now that land is known as the Mariana Trench
He doesn't NEEEED a pistol.. he shoots it out of his anus
in Chuck Norris's house is a grizzly on the floor, the bear is not dead, just too afraid to move !
The Trash didn't it die from starvation ?
The Trash Facts
marsel egan The bear can’t die because when death comes to take it death is scared to go in Chuck Norris house
Chuck Norris' car does not use fuel, it drives out of respect...
Freddy vs Jason was supposed to be Freddy vs Jason vs Norris ,but the producers didn't want a 5 minute movie.
When Chuck Norris was in High School, He was assigned by his teacher an essay about “what is courage?” Fortunately for him, he got an A+ for just writing his name on the top of the Paper.
Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. No one slaps Chuck Norris.
THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD BEAT SHAGGY WITH 1% OF HIS POWER
But Chuck Norris created the universe with one punch
@@luisthekingjaime94 Chuck norris is powerful but he don't have nothing on shaggy
@@glen7137 Chuck norris easily solos full power shaggy, chuck norris is only being who can fight with jesus
@@murasame_3313 that's bullshit Jesus could kill Chuck norris with one finger
Chuck Norris actually died 15 years ago but Death didn't have the guts to tell him
Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.
No, only air.
No only mind
I can go skydiving without a parachute
You are dumb haha
@@filipthekumela3688 Yes, but you are dealing with chuck Norris here. He does this all the time
@aight then lol 🙄
@aight then lol ko sta kako ne kontam
Chuck Norris was run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎
Chuck Norris uses a tank as his leaf blower
Chuck Norris created giraffes when he uppercutted a horse
I heard that Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. However if you live to see Christmas Day, that's your Christmas present from Chuck Norris.
Davie Gonzalez Good one😂
When Chuck Norris goes to your place, you're guest from then.
chuck norris built the hospital he was born in
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. Whoever lost the best had to wear underwear outside of their pants for the rest of their life.
Bluestri XD
Zeus prayed to Chuck Norris, when ever he was scared
He is so attractive. Everything about him. I love how manly and rugged he is.
True that. If there's one word to describe him then it's "Hardcore".
I'm a one man band on youtube. I have a beard like Chuck. Hope you can enjoy one of my songs.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can break an old nokia phone.
With a wink
Sherman Swing By looking at it.
By breathing on it
Luckywebkinz76 by only thinking about it
By existing.
Chuck Norris doesn't use Viagra, Viagra uses Chuck Norris!
1853 people who disliked got a roundhouse kick in the face by Chuck Fuckin Norris! XD
Zero The Chaos I disliked just to see if that would happen
Andy Smith News: Andy Smith later died today due to a roundhouse kick to his face, fatal enough to kill all of the human race!
Brody Becker Actually I didn't
lol
if chuck norris got bited by a zombie he wont turn to a zombie,the zombie will turn back to a human
xD
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Correction: If Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
do one bro if next time zombie movie release they should cast chuck norris as main lead so that he could finish zombie virus
Sameer Ibrahim indeed all the zombies are cured and the result............. there would be an invasion of chuck norris
I once made an rpg character of Chuck Norris. Once I was done making him, I was awarded the platinum trophy...
He doesn't deserve a top 10
He deserves all of them.