What a week to be sick from work to be able to watch on RUclips! You’re normally my entertainment on my drive to work. Thank you legends 🙌🏼 even with that cut, you’re still an absolute specimen BIG Dan!
Dearest Dan, Trade offer: You receive 1x ticket to West Coast v Carlton in an incredible opportunity to watch your boys kick our arses (not behind glass, but amongst the punters, category C only good seats tho can confirm). I receive 2x tickets to the DDF GF Party. Show us your a man of the people. Ascending regards.
Hey 5'4 Ollie and 6'9 Big Huge Massive Dan, I'd just like to apologise. Last week I dropped a comment saying the Cats would win via Shannon Neale giving Harrington Cheezelius the arabian goggles, but it turned out to be Ollie Dempsey just basically bullying the North Melbourne Auskick Club. Quite mean of him actually. Anyway my prediction this week is that Carlton win via Crippalingus giving Pendles a spinning heel kick. Cheers
Hey guys, just a heads up coz you've done this twice now. It's pronounced "Yannis" not "Gi-annis", like "yiros" instead of "gyros". Thanks, say hi to Ana and Madison for me cheers.
Worst kept secret in geelong is stengles partying and being a nuisance every weekend. They put him in a private room because of his status and was verbally abusing and calling everyone a c*** that walked past his door. Needs to grow up
Went to buy a hoodie but you won't ship to America! Boo... How's a guy supposed to represent across the big blue?! I've never been a Lil Dan man myself... But this hurts a lil guys. 😢
How would we describe the likelihood of the merch being shipped to NYC? Or do we have to pack it in Ollie's carry on next time he's coming over to see the Cursed Child.
2 things big Dan: 1. Some massive human bird hybrid has been shitting all over my windscreen in Melbourne as well 2. I absolutely screwed up my hoodie order. I've shot you an email about it but I don't even know if my emails are working becy I got hacked last night
Fark I had no idea Dan Does Footy was a previous AFL player after a few months of following him on Insta. You’ve just gotten yourself another subscriber!
The betrayal of sneaking a HP reference mid Carlton rant. Don’t let him get away with this.
No! What did he say?
@@dandoesfooty “they need to sort out their priorities.” Sack him.
ngl I thought the hair cut monologue at the start was Dan being dramatic, then I saw the cut, the lid really is off now bro - condolences 🕊☠
Yeah it’s worse in real life
What a week to be sick from work to be able to watch on RUclips! You’re normally my entertainment on my drive to work. Thank you legends 🙌🏼 even with that cut, you’re still an absolute specimen BIG Dan!
WE LOVE YOU JIMMY! take 2 weeks off you deserve it
There was not enough breaths in between Ollie describing himself with Harry Potter and then cool.. 🤣 love ya both lads
Hairline sting
Good by you
Ollie! Sort out your priorities! Ron Weasley
Who is Ron
Dearest Dan,
Trade offer:
You receive 1x ticket to West Coast v Carlton in an incredible opportunity to watch your boys kick our arses (not behind glass, but amongst the punters, category C only good seats tho can confirm).
I receive 2x tickets to the DDF GF Party.
Show us your a man of the people.
Ascending regards.
I think you might have a deal here. Lemme check the calendar
They really need to work out their priorities @Ollie
Is this a Harry Potter thing
@@dandoesfooty 🤐
Very ironic title in light of recent events
Injury update.
OUT
D gorringes hairline (Season)
IN
Carltons lids return to the squad
It’s been a bad week all round
1:06:12 cant keep getting away with this😂⚡
yeah its not on anymore
Dan r u a hooded warrior or a hoodless knight
get Jet to pre record a hey ‘rollover dj shit-boy’ banger before the headliner hits the stage
Now we’re talking
Hey it’s DJay from QLD, the one who called you lil Dan it kicked off ayye. Bought the merch
So you’re the one that started this lil Dan infection. Thank you for buying merch even though I’m upset about the little stuff
Olly got his priorities sorted. Good to see. ⚡️
I have no idea what this means
Screw you Dan for bringing up 07 grand final - not listening for 119 days now
hahaha my bad! Jet should have been a sign of things to come
I can finally eat
I can’t, still sick at the sight of the haircut
Hey 5'4 Ollie and 6'9 Big Huge Massive Dan, I'd just like to apologise. Last week I dropped a comment saying the Cats would win via Shannon Neale giving Harrington Cheezelius the arabian goggles, but it turned out to be Ollie Dempsey just basically bullying the North Melbourne Auskick Club. Quite mean of him actually. Anyway my prediction this week is that Carlton win via Crippalingus giving Pendles a spinning heel kick. Cheers
I can get around this prediction
Hey what’s the PO Box? I know someone who can send a great custom kit
Haha amazing it’s PO Box 21
SOUTH MELBOURNE VIC 3205
If you can't grow facial hair, I'm not loving your chances of that horrid patch growing back quickly
Hey guys, just a heads up coz you've done this twice now. It's pronounced "Yannis" not "Gi-annis", like "yiros" instead of "gyros". Thanks, say hi to Ana and Madison for me cheers.
So what I’m hearing is that it’s gyros
swans haven't beat Port since 2016. Swans down on form while port in some. Port home game. Carn the pear
Wish I knew this before riding with Sydney
Lads if you didn’t watch the men’s bmx freestyle have a look at the replay because that simply blew my mind I did not think any of it was possible
going to go and watch it right now
Please keep going with the HP references Ollie😂😂😂
does the course with ricky nixon include selling fake premiership merch ?
I think that’s week 4 of the course
Hey man got a Goz look alike in the Olympics, German swimmer Lukas Martens 😂
Hahaha dead ringer!
Dan, that shit on your car is from a fox. No joke. If it was about the size of medium-large dog shit, it was a fox.
Think you’re onto it. It was honestly massive. Going to catch the fox in poo action tonight
freo first game vs bombers at MCG since 99'
Bro showed a photo of Sam Walsh’s cut to the barber.
Haha it wasn’t far off
Blues are about to walk into an aviary and stumble out with ornithophobia
Haha this is so well put
I was supposed to go to sleep... why did you have to upload
We’re sorry
Hair cut giving off serial killer vibes
yeah its been the worst rebrand of all time
Worst kept secret in geelong is stengles partying and being a nuisance every weekend.
They put him in a private room because of his status and was verbally abusing and calling everyone a c*** that walked past his door.
Needs to grow up
👀
Went to buy a hoodie but you won't ship to America! Boo... How's a guy supposed to represent across the big blue?! I've never been a Lil Dan man myself... But this hurts a lil guys. 😢
They ship to mongolia though
Will deliver it personally to the America to you when we travel there
@@michaelseparovichabsolutely. We’re Mongolia’s number 1 podcast
@@dandoesfooty I'll meet you in Vegas... Deal?
How would we describe the likelihood of the merch being shipped to NYC? Or do we have to pack it in Ollie's carry on next time he's coming over to see the Cursed Child.
Shave it while you can. You'll enjoy it, especially in the shower 👍
And you'll look tough as!.... maybe.
I think your going through a Gary Ablett stage atm.. and we all know how good Baldy Gaz was 🤩
Heads up, think the Jet lads r mad Cats. I'm with you tho, it's a shit as apart from The Terminus and the Corio Bay Road house.
Boys, we would love to have you in Geelong, Also I can fix your hair too Dan.
Was waiting for Lobbe, not Naughton. Poor bloke must have gone the chopsticks earlier this season.
Would for sure be all over some merch with a cartoon of Big Ollie giving little dan a wizzy 😎
if tom leaves us our rebuild goes from 5 years to 10 years immediately 😭
Have you not heard of Harry Edwards?
Time to rebuild
Next merch run is cowboy Ollie and Lieutenant Dan
goz you've gotta go BALD
Thinking the same
“Purely hypothetical” 🤣 Ollie you cheeky dawg
Buzz it
It’s happening
Go the shave (lil) lieutenant Dan
Nice haircut big noz goz
Haircut is symbolic of Carlton right now, keep the lid on frigid little dan
Actually a good call. Lids on except for my hair
2 things big Dan:
1. Some massive human bird hybrid has been shitting all over my windscreen in Melbourne as well
2. I absolutely screwed up my hoodie order. I've shot you an email about it but I don't even know if my emails are working becy I got hacked last night
Haha I’ll sort it out
@@dandoesfooty mate screw the swimmers you're the real MVP
got that jim carrey Me, Myself & Irene hair cut
Fark I had no idea Dan Does Footy was a previous AFL player after a few months of following him on Insta. You’ve just gotten yourself another subscriber!
welcome! Some say the best 26 games of AFL football they've ever seen (my mum) the rest say shit house, which i agree.
Bloom is great if you like the feeling of your shoes getting stuck to the floor
that kind of club is it? pass