"The bodies were filleted, pulped, sifted, sauteed, blended, grated, grilled, fried, simmered on a medium heat for 40 minutes until golden-brown." Who'd have thought the Dalek Emperor had such a fondness for the culinary arts.
Well they were hiding in the dark for centuries so I'd imagine that the culinary arts were all that kept the Dalek Emperor sane while rebuilding his armada.
You cannot spend all your time being a bad ass, so I guess you have fill in the rest of the time with something else. Even Hitler used to take his dog for a walk when not plotting world domination / genocide.
“If you want to be black and white about it, yes.” I have to admit I am extremely fond of the early nuWho sassy Daleks speaking in relatively normal terms and phrasing.
I want more of these daleks, they are great! their so polite to the doctor and have actual personalities as if they weren't mindless drones but actual people just made into robots
Haven't watched this for ages so I thought I'd revisit the collection, but I accidentally had captions on... *Oh boy.* The captions make it 100x funnier.
+Fastertrack It was an Audacity plug-in called VST:Killerringer, although I recently found a better one that was just called "ring modulator" which was WAAAAY better!
_"Wow! It really is bigger on the inside! Hello Doct-"_
**Gets blown open by lazer beam**
He was just a fan-dalek, he was going to ask him to sign his dome.
"The bodies were filleted, pulped, sifted, sauteed, blended, grated, grilled, fried, simmered on a medium heat for 40 minutes until golden-brown."
Who'd have thought the Dalek Emperor had such a fondness for the culinary arts.
What is the Daleks were like Gordon Ramsey?
"THIS STEAK IS SO OLD EVEN THE TARDIS CAN'T TRANSLATE IT!!"
Well they were hiding in the dark for centuries so I'd imagine that the culinary arts were all that kept the Dalek Emperor sane while rebuilding his armada.
but for Ramsay, it would just be Gandhi's flipflop.
I tried the recipe at home, trust me it works great. Lovely evening in.
You cannot spend all your time being a bad ass, so I guess you have fill in the rest of the time with something else. Even Hitler used to take his dog for a walk when not plotting world domination / genocide.
Doctor: Is that it?!
*One Dalek fires one shot*
Illusive Prime There's aaaaalways one.
heheheheheheheh
lmao
Those ones are always gold! xD
ImDqndaz lmao lol
"The Doctor has been exterminated. Now we can- why do I hear the TARDIS?! Died laughing
Same lollol.
Wow, it really is bigger on the inside, hello doctor
That one Dalek that shoots again got me more than any of the lines.
Now we can - why do I hear the tardis?
Lol.
"Wow, it really is bigger on the inside! Hello Doc..." *the Dalek explodes*
Well that was quick
"It is i, the emperor dalek, the supreme, the big cheese" XD Funniest Dr who spoof going
Channing Eady-Gately
“I get it.”
“DO NOT INTERRUPT!”
“DO NOT INTERRUPT!”
“WHAT HE SAID!”
The daleks saying goodbye over and over had me howling with laughter. It is also my new ring tone
so "goodbye" is your ringtone?
Yes that is what I said
richcampoverde b-bye
I sampled "Identify Yourself. Identify. Identify!!" from the end of "Asylum of the Daleks" as my ringtone for calls from unknown numbers.
“If you want to be black and white about it, yes.” I have to admit I am extremely fond of the early nuWho sassy Daleks speaking in relatively normal terms and phrasing.
I really love how the Daleks are always so polite to the Doctor.
"That makes them...half human." On on their mother's side.
Shots fired
Lol nice reference.
"DO NOT INTERRUPT!"
"DO NOT INTERRUPT!"
"What he said."
Beautiful.
"Is that it?"
Zap
Sonicbolt it would have been funny if they all said bugger at the same time
"nice to see you again Doctor"
"Sorry we weren't more hospitable"
"see you later alligator"
Love it!
+selinamaree "You too Rose!"
"Simmered on a medium heat for forty minutes till golden brown" lol
Toad Lash that is dalek cooking 4 u
I love the dalek at the end that just goes "au revoir"
"Oh wow, it really is bigger on the inside! Hello Docto..."
buddyltd
*Dies
"Well, it really IS bigger on the inside!" ROFLMFAO!!!!! :D :D :D
Poor Dalek only wanted to be his companion. :(
"Oh Hello Doctor- *DIES*"
Brandon Lee I nicknamed it "Sec"
It really is BUGGER in the inside.
That's what I originally read your comment as.
i diddnt know daleks had good manners
I feel bad for the Darlek who was admiring the TARDIS and then got his head blown off.
0:50 . . . HE JUST WANTED TO SAY HI!!! XD
would have been funny if the daleks said "10 was a better doctor" and then Eccleston drmatically says "...they're insnae"
funny but one problem;
ten doesn't exist yet
@@xrep04 Time is relative. The Doctor travels through time.
Would have been funny if
IF YOU GOT YOUR SPELLING RIGHT AND HE. SAID *their insane*
@@WatchdogFan dude are you serious about "their"?
Watchdog Fan2211 Go back und learnz Inglish!
JACK! The Dalek only wanted to say hello
+Unawesome Here Exactly, how rude was Jack!
its so cruel when they do that to me when I go do you want some TEA!!!!!
I want more of these daleks, they are great! their so polite to the doctor and have actual personalities as if they weren't mindless drones but actual people just made into robots
That "Au revoir !" though at the end :')
Dalek 1: you understand the doctor you wil.....
Dalek 2: tardis located in flight
Dalek1: Well that was quick
Funniest line
Xander Heffer
Or is it...
Dalek Ricky: “The Doctor has finally been *exterminated!* Now we can - why do I hear the TARDIS?”
Or maybe...
Dalek My Balls: “Hooray for dead humans! Hurray! Hurray! *HURRAY!”*
See you later Aligator
+Nerdy Kid Gaming Au revoir
In a while, crocodile
Julius KIm lol
I AM NOT AN ALLIGATOR EXTERMINATE!
i fucking love these so much
When all the daleks started saying "goodbye" i lost it.
Those Daleks are the most British thing ever, even down to the hospitality.
Honestly the most hospitale I've seen a British person is "alright here's my house fuck off"
The daleks are strangely british and really weird
There awesome 😃.
Where?
maybe because doctor who is from the uk.
Mai Blizzard
they seem more Like Canadians with British accents.
EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Daleks are SUPREME!!!!
dalek 1 "the doctor had finally been exterminated, now we can"
background dalek " why do I hear the tardis?"
Thats why the daleks have a wisk, the emperor took up cooking classes whilst hiding, the main ingredient being human flesh.
Simmered on a medium heat until golden brown! Pphahahahaha please make more!!!!! The davros and daleks v cybermen ones are also brilliant
The captions make it even better
'is that it?'
(Fires one more time), HAHAHA!!
"The doctor has been exterminated now we can fina- why do i hear the tardis?
"Wow, it really is bigger on the inside. Oh hello, Doctor."
Haven't watched this for ages so I thought I'd revisit the collection, but I accidentally had captions on...
*Oh boy.* The captions make it 100x funnier.
Daleks with personalities are just perfect
1:02
Doctor: Did you really think that I'd be so daft to stand here without any shields on?
0:33 - the Dalek on the left is getting his groove on XD
Literally started watching your videos a few days ago and they're all hilarious but "hurray for dead humans" had me howling! Aha
hahahahahhaha that poor dalek. he was so blown away that the tardis is bigger on the inside. and he just got annihilated
Doctor: were going
Daleks: goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye au revoir
are you going to make on for asylum of the daleks and daleks in manhatin
And then they decided to open a restaurant.
"Do not interrupt!"
"Do not interrupt!"
"What he said!"
You had me with the "... it really is bigger on the inside."
Wow I can't stop laughing GREAT WORK !!!
Dalek 1:DO NOT INTERUPT. Dalek 2: DO NOT INTERUPT. Dalek 3: cba tbh what they said
Daleks: *Destroy TARDIS*
Also Daleks: "WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?"
"Wow! It really is bigger on the inside :D" Dalek- 3018
How did you do the voices please? Best non-official rendition I've heard.
+Fastertrack Just Audacity and a lot of yelling into a microphone. :)
Joe Vevers but the modulation? Are you a Dalek?
+Fastertrack It was an Audacity plug-in called VST:Killerringer, although I recently found a better one that was just called "ring modulator" which was WAAAAY better!
@@jvevers VST: ...
...
...
...Bugger.
simmered on a medium heat for forty minutes until golden brown, XD!!!
I lost my shit at “simmered on a medium heat”
"The doctor has finally been exterminated, now we can-- why do I hear the TARDIS" that's it. That's the show
Dalek: Hooeray for dead humAns!!!
Doctor: They're insane!
The legend says that they still say *_goodbye_*
dalek: hello doct-
gets obliterated
No one:
Not even the Sontarans:
Daleks: (robotic fear) BUGGER
these are so good man you gotta do more
Don't ever stop making these
"The doctor has finally been exterminated! Now we can-why do I hear the Tardis..."
the captions makes this much funnier the second time around.
DOCTOR!
It is I, Leclerc... I mean, the Emperor Dalek...
Dalek: the Doctor has finally been exterminate why do I hear the TARDIS?
The captions are the absolute best
Your videos are pure gold! Keep them coming. Couldn't stop laughing
"Hurray for dead humans! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!" :D
"see you later, alligator" fucking killed me omfg ahh I can't stop laughing I thing I'm suffocating help ahh-
You know the doctor you..... Tardis decected well that was quick 😂😂😂😂😂
"wow it really is bigger on the inside..............hello doctor" (blows up)
Dalek:now we can
*TARDIS NOISE*
dalek:WHY DO I HEAR THE TARDIS!!!
The captions though XD
*'Sorry we were not more hospitable'*
The Daleks should be a comedy show
1:13 the subtitles omg xD
these are the funniest things ever
Dalek: finally the doctor has been exterminated now we can- why do I hear the tardis
Dalek : Oh wow it really is bigger on the inside!! Oh Hello Docto... -Gets blown up
the vid is so much better with subtitles
"hello doct..."
-ded dalek
Captions on this makes it 10X better
I like Rose's reaction to the waste of humanity
Now we can... why do I hear the TARDIS?
"Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!"
THE DOCTOR IS FINALLY EXTERMINATED NOW WE CAN why do I here the tardis
*A U R E V O I R*
The Captions with this are great!
HELLO DOCTOR ! xD
Now we can
WHY DO I HEAR THE TARDIS
That was hilarious, good work.
It is I, The Emperor Dalek, The Supreme, The 🅱️ig cheese 🧀
I keep having that feeling I am watching original footage of Doctor Who on this channel...
AHAHAHAHHA the dalek names lol. Another amazing video
It’s been about 15 years but I swear it was different
that poor dalek was so excited to be inside the tardis and they just fucking pulverised him
That one dalek never could finish his sentences
THE DOCTOR IS FINALLY EXTERMINATED! NOW WE CAN- I hear a tardis XD