The RETURN Of The Angriest Guitar Player In The World!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @philthycox2515
    @philthycox2515 5 лет назад +2614

    Nothing better than coming home from a hard days work and taking the edge off by relaxing playing your favorite musical instrument.

  • @moondawg3693
    @moondawg3693 5 лет назад +2178

    The therapist said, "try the guitar, it'll help calm you".

    • @PolishGuy
      @PolishGuy 5 лет назад +11

      Dr Why they had wrong

    • @XXpassegeofsighs
      @XXpassegeofsighs 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @atlos1412
      @atlos1412 5 лет назад +4

      Underated comment

    • @gerrett108
      @gerrett108 5 лет назад +7

      No, they said, try comedy. He took em up...

    • @nualabrowne3774
      @nualabrowne3774 5 лет назад +2

      And he whacked the guitar over the teachers head, which gave her a broken ear drum.

  • @J0kerScars
    @J0kerScars Год назад +309

    11 years later and I still feel this in my soul lol

    • @18JR78
      @18JR78 Год назад +1

      I'm there with you

    • @paulpennington-mv7rt
      @paulpennington-mv7rt Год назад

      Deeply, Profoundly, in your soul???
      Or, disturbingly... maybe ?
      Ah the sweetest emotions always confuse. . . 🤪

  • @RobertJones-ku4fg
    @RobertJones-ku4fg Год назад +52

    I love the quiet desperation in his voice when he says "I really am trying"

  • @daysofgrandeur
    @daysofgrandeur 5 лет назад +570

    He was in a band once.
    All members are now under the patio.

    • @Papa-eb1lt
      @Papa-eb1lt 4 года назад +5

      He lives at Brookside

    • @SuperHydra93
      @SuperHydra93 4 года назад +2

      @@Papa-eb1lt with Fred west

    • @dakotablack2003
      @dakotablack2003 4 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @benjic80
      @benjic80 4 года назад +2

      He spilt up due to musical differences.

    • @falcodarkzz
      @falcodarkzz 3 года назад

      Just imagine 1.29 but his right hand is the students head

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 4 года назад +931

    Where can I get the tabs for the part where he stomps on the guitar?

    • @isee1158
      @isee1158 4 года назад +149

      Here you go
      E:-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶
      A:-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶
      D:-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶
      G:-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶
      B:-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶
      e:-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶-🦶

    • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
      @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 4 года назад +23

      @@isee1158 Haha, thanks!

    • @rayisweird
      @rayisweird 4 года назад +12

      imma try it out, wish me luck

    • @catscurlyear
      @catscurlyear 4 года назад +4

      pete townsend

    • @THF15920
      @THF15920 4 года назад +7

      3:12

  • @kaproskarleto5136
    @kaproskarleto5136 3 года назад +878

    The Guy: *Goes to a kids birthday party*
    Kid: "Can you play Magic Man?"
    This guy: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

    • @6Black6Metal6
      @6Black6Metal6 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 3 года назад +33

      *plays magic ma and misses a note*
      "FOOKIN FINGERS WONT LET ME FOOKIN PLAY TODAY" *smashes guitar and bites fingers
      Parents:👁👄👁

    • @franelleoid9549
      @franelleoid9549 3 года назад +1

      Xdd

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад

      @@tugalord 😆

    • @jlmprod89
      @jlmprod89 3 года назад +1

      Im dying rn 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SlickWilly79
    @SlickWilly79 Год назад +444

    I love how after every explosion of anger and violence, it cuts right back into the jaunty little high singing part for the hundredth time 😂😂😂

  • @leewhitworth9142
    @leewhitworth9142 4 года назад +254

    Everyone's had that thing of "I've had enough, not doing it no more" and then picking the guitar back up to try again, like, 15 minutes later. It may lead to more frustration but it's a sign of pure determination.

  • @riro7674
    @riro7674 2 года назад +91

    10 years on and still the best video on RUclips. So many memorable, quotable moments.

  • @eronacalloway9159
    @eronacalloway9159 5 лет назад +2323

    I’m gonna open a Guitar Shop next door to His House.

    • @frankiesimpson5511
      @frankiesimpson5511 5 лет назад +61

      3:19 you better

    • @iantheorem
      @iantheorem 5 лет назад +5

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😪🖕🏼

    • @hopebgood
      @hopebgood 5 лет назад +46

      I want to see him try drums next.

    • @wolfstars20
      @wolfstars20 5 лет назад +17

      Fortnite Players When They Rage
      Nick28T:
      Ninja: Average
      Dellor: Extreme
      Symfuhny:
      John: 0:43 - 0:58 - 1:48 - 2:11 - 2:57

    • @guitarguru.3572
      @guitarguru.3572 5 лет назад +17

      Get insurance

  • @brandontadday6288
    @brandontadday6288 Год назад +176

    That build up and the way his voice steadily morphs into absolute rage before exploding into kicking the guitar from 1:46 - 1:52 is just pure gold!

  • @ItaloCanadese
    @ItaloCanadese 8 лет назад +6165

    I wonder if he does children parties.

  • @chrissavage1464
    @chrissavage1464 6 лет назад +464

    The progression of anger from 1:45-1:50 is just beautful

  • @TheRubbaRazza
    @TheRubbaRazza 9 лет назад +3911

    Imagine if he taught guitar...

    • @joestewart-paul3260
      @joestewart-paul3260 9 лет назад +138

      That would be hilarious

    • @daisygrantt
      @daisygrantt 9 лет назад +105

      I use to have a guitar teacher that was angry like that!

    • @colinmilch1523
      @colinmilch1523 9 лет назад +85

      I would watch him smash his guitars every lesson if he tried teaching me professionally

    • @andrewgeg1
      @andrewgeg1 9 лет назад +19

      +salem feathers that's hilarious

    • @theyellowwall7842
      @theyellowwall7842 8 лет назад +61

      I'd probably just pay him to rage out

  • @elmanitasdeplomo
    @elmanitasdeplomo 10 месяцев назад +24

    The way he scooched his chair over before kicking the guitar at 3:00. My eyes are filled with tears from laughter.

    • @mattiemclean9882
      @mattiemclean9882 5 месяцев назад

      There goes the xmas pressie that nan saved up all year for when he was a boy!!

    • @NewFalconerRecords
      @NewFalconerRecords 2 месяца назад

      "... for good fookin' measure" Kicks the headstock off.

  • @marshalllewis3223
    @marshalllewis3223 5 лет назад +478

    2:09 the cat in the morning when you haven't fed it

    • @pianotrainee9314
      @pianotrainee9314 5 лет назад +8

      So true

    • @willfoster2543
      @willfoster2543 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @nicolaslg1421
      @nicolaslg1421 5 лет назад +26

      when the poop won't come out

    • @prizmprizn
      @prizmprizn 5 лет назад +8

      Thats me at the stop sign at the end of my street and i forgot to feed them..i hv to turn around. Lmao

    • @iamface3332
      @iamface3332 5 лет назад +11

      Bilbo Baggins when he talks to Frodo about the ring

  • @lemmonadejuice3867
    @lemmonadejuice3867 5 лет назад +1141

    My mom believes that videogames causes violence.
    *So I showed this to her*

    • @Adflixlegacy
      @Adflixlegacy 5 лет назад +10

      And what did she say

    • @mudgie0205
      @mudgie0205 5 лет назад +15

      Probably thought he was a gamer when he isn’t practicing, lol

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 5 лет назад +21

      Say goodbye to any chance of learning guitar, then.

    • @Adflixlegacy
      @Adflixlegacy 5 лет назад +6

      Great answers guys, you are smart

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 5 лет назад +2

      @@Adflixlegacy No need to thank me. I'm just doin' my job.

  • @basicoptimalmouse
    @basicoptimalmouse 5 лет назад +808

    1:41 the gradually increasing rage kills me 😂

    • @nualabrowne3774
      @nualabrowne3774 5 лет назад +12

      Especially his B/P is 270 /150, has a heart murmur, diabetes, colonoscopy bag, urinary tract permanent catheter due to continual UTIs, one lung missing (no one knows what happened the lung they think it went missing when he was on holiday in New York some years back) and he is only 29yrs old. They think the fact he was a preemie may be a contributing factor regarding his temper, you know lack of oxygen and that kind of stuff. Has a prosthetic foot says it doesn't work well, Message we MUST never judge.we don't know peoples pain physically or emotionally.

    • @Hichigo.
      @Hichigo. 4 года назад +10

      @@nualabrowne3774 Wtf

    • @timmynator8036
      @timmynator8036 4 года назад +5

      @@Hichigo. those random replies on youtube make my brain want to shoot itself lol

    • @timmynator8036
      @timmynator8036 4 года назад +4

      Same!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Hichigo.
      @Hichigo. 4 года назад +2

      @@timmynator8036 Do it no balls.

  • @racecaps
    @racecaps Год назад +61

    Seeing this again several years later, this NEVER gets old! 😂

  • @gregappa9545
    @gregappa9545 7 лет назад +462

    2:10 When it's a full moon and you morph into a werewolf.

  • @kurtcobain3426
    @kurtcobain3426 6 лет назад +893

    I always wanted to learn how to play guitar but the beginning seemed so slow and FRUSTRATING.

    • @simplefatkid9971
      @simplefatkid9971 6 лет назад +40

      Kurt Cobain do get that ad on every single guitar related video.

    • @travisfs7526
      @travisfs7526 6 лет назад +12

      This was gold 😂😂😂😂

    • @abhayajoodha3113
      @abhayajoodha3113 6 лет назад +10

      Dead....😂😂😂😂

    • @WarframeCrunch
      @WarframeCrunch 6 лет назад +13

      I wanted to quit so many times xD I was so mad that this is so hard, not touched guitar for several months, but then I really wanted to learn a lot FUR REAL, was sitting and training training and training hard, my fingers were burning with pain, then learned some techniques so I'm quite happy of what I learned.
      BUT THIS FOQING $HIT IS SO HARD!!!! It requires too much time, and if you have a job this will take like forever to learn :/. After a job you don't always want to train on guitar, you just want to chill out.

    • @julius2538
      @julius2538 6 лет назад +1

      Can't relate that... I started learning the guitar like two months ago and I absolutely love every bit of it. I'm always surprised of what I'm able to do which I wasn't so long ago. I love how my fingers hurt because I know how good it'll feel when my fingertips become stronger and I love how hard it is when trying to play a new song because I know how good it'll feel to finally master it. I LOVE PLAYING THE GUITAR WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM

  • @MIKEDUZZI420
    @MIKEDUZZI420 6 лет назад +1592

    Dude he's just playing the wrong music! You need to start playing metal bro.

    • @xubi2274
      @xubi2274 6 лет назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao

    • @pito3148
      @pito3148 6 лет назад +26

      He wears a Kiss' t-shirt and they're glam metal I think, so...

    • @migz-kun4326
      @migz-kun4326 6 лет назад +8

      MIKEDUZZI420 You sir need a meal for your wonderful comment

    • @tomthecat4509
      @tomthecat4509 6 лет назад +8

      With Acoustic guitar?

    • @pito3148
      @pito3148 6 лет назад +3

      Tom The Cat
      Yup.

  • @josoapification
    @josoapification Год назад +13

    I watched this about ten years ago. RUclips recommended it and I saved it this time.I actually forgot about this post. I give him credit for putting himself through this torture. I hope he mastered his guitar playing and his efforts were not for nothing but aggravation.

  • @zakmoon7065
    @zakmoon7065 5 лет назад +448

    John you just broke your guitar? I don’t give a shiiiiiiite

  • @thomashouse7906
    @thomashouse7906 5 лет назад +432

    Maybe the acoustic guitar just isn’t for him. He should become a extreme metal vocalist instead, he’d be perfect.

  • @nickortiz2683
    @nickortiz2683 4 года назад +420

    I appreciate how he blames his extremities for the mistakes, as if they are independent beings

    • @coppulor6500
      @coppulor6500 2 года назад +21

      well....... one extremity in particular has led to many mistakes

    • @ksenobite
      @ksenobite Год назад

      I believe he has some mental issues and guy making video knows it. He is making fun of mentally challenged person

    • @end.olives
      @end.olives Год назад +16

      In a sense it is due to the lack of dexterity at his fingers, once you get old enough its really hard to learn that sort of thing. Perhaps it felt to him as his body betraying him. Also i smell alcohol

    • @paulpennington-mv7rt
      @paulpennington-mv7rt Год назад

      @@coppulor6500 You wanna be insanely wealthy?
      Teach it to play the guitar.

    • @coppulor6500
      @coppulor6500 Год назад +1

      @@paulpennington-mv7rt been trying to use it as a slide.

  • @dannyboyc
    @dannyboyc Год назад +23

    Back again 11 years later, still the most funny video i ever saw

  • @lauraanderson2112
    @lauraanderson2112 Год назад +521

    0:08 denial.
    0:34 anger.
    0:44 bargaining.
    2:10 depression.
    3:30 acceptance.

    • @raoulduke344
      @raoulduke344 Год назад +14

      This comment deserves infinitely more likes

    • @youtubesucks8995
      @youtubesucks8995 Год назад +6

      You just described politics! 😄

    • @raoulduke344
      @raoulduke344 Год назад +8

      @@youtubesucks8995 its the 5 stages of grief... so, yeah, politics/politicians

    • @steverogers2603
      @steverogers2603 Год назад +5

      Don’t you wonder if he is mentally ill and being exploited?

    • @raoulduke344
      @raoulduke344 Год назад +5

      @@steverogers2603 nah, every person in the UK knows someone like this.
      I was just surprised he didn't have a Scottish accent.

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 4 года назад +1426

    1:45 I was laughing so hard when he increasingly got mad and started singing angrier and louder🤣🤣🤣

    • @Platinum_outlaw
      @Platinum_outlaw 4 года назад +40

      Playing and playing anD PLAYING AND PLAYING *AND PLAYING AND PLAYING A N D P L A Y I N G.*

    • @mrbobakaseancronin3935
      @mrbobakaseancronin3935 3 года назад +43

      1:49 When he kicked the guitar I was dying laughing

    • @WobbleCatYT1
      @WobbleCatYT1 3 года назад +14

      I started crying when that happened I couldn't help myself

    • @Vestu
      @Vestu 3 года назад +13

      Yeah that's where I lost it hahah

    • @NoOneIsLikeWinona
      @NoOneIsLikeWinona 3 года назад +17

      that's called trash metal.

  • @samwoodley7625
    @samwoodley7625 5 лет назад +153

    3:07 I don’t know why he’s getting so wound up; he has the drum portion of Seven Nation Army down perfectly.

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum Год назад +25

    I empathise with him. I have moments where the results I want aren't the results I get and I find myself increasingly frustrated to the point of lashing out at what I'm doing and losing my patience. My outbursts are kept to myself but I get a feeling it's something that those on the spectrum suffer with on a regular basis.

  • @ronbloomberg
    @ronbloomberg 5 лет назад +443

    At the 2:00 mark:
    Paul McCartney says "John, ya just broke yuh gittar."

    • @suspiciousindividual2174
      @suspiciousindividual2174 5 лет назад +5

      Claude Herbert LOL sounds so similar!

    • @Adam63545
      @Adam63545 5 лет назад +24

      Claude Herbert I don’t give a shit!

    • @wolfstars20
      @wolfstars20 4 года назад +1

      Hey John, What's Your Name Again? (Angriest Guitar Player Remix)

    • @Eyeofthetiger69
      @Eyeofthetiger69 4 года назад +3

      Lol. You know what? That actually sounds like a real exchange between them.

    • @cloudydazeeee
      @cloudydazeeee 4 года назад +5

      IdungivaSHET

  • @zaneboyka2493
    @zaneboyka2493 6 лет назад +253

    1:12 he's guitar turned to electric guitar and was shocking him

  • @69SweetLouis69
    @69SweetLouis69 4 года назад +117

    Why does this man's grief bring me soo much joy?!

  • @bigfaa808
    @bigfaa808 Год назад +4

    For the past couple years I've been coming back to watch this video whenever I'm feeling down🤣

  • @Mamakoko7
    @Mamakoko7 3 года назад +276

    they need to make him as a character on guitar hero

    • @blacky1987
      @blacky1987 3 года назад +19

      This needs to happen. Every bum note he gets angrier and if you fail the song we get this. 😂😂😂

    • @lauraworthing2462
      @lauraworthing2462 3 года назад +1

      #bestcommentever

    • @shawnschenk8648
      @shawnschenk8648 2 года назад +3

      At the very least make it a head to head guitar battle.

    • @adamszwarc8398
      @adamszwarc8398 2 года назад

      (laughs manic)

    • @johnmcminn9455
      @johnmcminn9455 2 года назад +1

      that is a great idea

  • @aidan-ul5oh
    @aidan-ul5oh 6 лет назад +530

    How did the camera man not laugh

    • @natalieh203
      @natalieh203 6 лет назад +62

      aidan 5 maybe he’s scared

    • @arielstaubitz2252
      @arielstaubitz2252 6 лет назад +7

      Oh man this comments make my day. Hahahha

    • @fabiofsumi
      @fabiofsumi 6 лет назад +6

      I just wanted to say "he is afraid to death" but natalie already said it :D

    • @blackjack-ks8zn
      @blackjack-ks8zn 6 лет назад +4

      He's used to it...

    • @carlolatoy-6938
      @carlolatoy-6938 6 лет назад +1

      Its a girl but okeyy. Also she/or HE might got so tired of it

  • @zhenhuiaw7581
    @zhenhuiaw7581 6 лет назад +160

    1:25 when the mosquito keeps on landing on that spot

  • @michaelb.42112
    @michaelb.42112 Год назад +46

    I would SOOO buy tickets to see him live. He's the only guitar student who requires the teacher to have life insurance.

  • @Sploooks
    @Sploooks 10 лет назад +183

    1:58
    "John you just broke your guitar!"
    "I don't give a SHIT!"

  • @truely12
    @truely12 8 лет назад +42

    3:06 That's a cracking impression of Angus Young's duck walk

  • @pechondelgado
    @pechondelgado 5 лет назад +1410

    This is how every one learns they are a bassist.

    • @cuchuloholic
      @cuchuloholic 5 лет назад +21

      City of Shoes hahaha I’m a bassist

    • @tepoztlitlacatl634
      @tepoztlitlacatl634 5 лет назад +101

      Bass is very hard if you're playing good songs ...if its repetitive then you're playing some boring jams

    • @josealejandrogarciarojas2218
      @josealejandrogarciarojas2218 5 лет назад +14

      @@tepoztlitlacatl634 True af

    • @tepoztlitlacatl634
      @tepoztlitlacatl634 5 лет назад +17

      @@josealejandrogarciarojas2218 for real bro ...the string are BASSed far apart and if you're picking with your fingers ..that's much harder ...and it's so tiring ..like play phantom of the opera by iron maiden and tell me if it's easy

    • @guitarguru.3572
      @guitarguru.3572 5 лет назад +13

      There’s a huge difference in playing root and 5th bass lines and being a jazz bassist, though.

  • @MrGreglarry
    @MrGreglarry 3 месяца назад +1

    Don't quit dude. By the number of hits .... you are at your peak of popularity.

  • @rchydrozz751
    @rchydrozz751 5 лет назад +178

    He had issues loooong before the guitar came into the picture.

    • @tonyburgin2946
      @tonyburgin2946 5 лет назад +3

      Somebody told him he plays just like that guitarist from the north east .....Mark KNOB ffler ...or maybe shit...sorry sting :-D

    • @joellombard8206
      @joellombard8206 4 года назад

      No

  • @imnotthewalrus880
    @imnotthewalrus880 4 года назад +138

    So, this is what Santa Claus does when it's not December...

  • @joseclaudio5569
    @joseclaudio5569 7 лет назад +201

    Let's be honest, the guy filming doesn't help a lot

    • @hhasslinger9601
      @hhasslinger9601 7 лет назад +3

      JohnACorp782 Nice troll dude

    • @justiny.6413
      @justiny.6413 6 лет назад

      JohnACorp782
      Fucking libtard. REEEEEEE

    • @nopenope4183
      @nopenope4183 6 лет назад +1

      He said his "fingers are playing tricks on him making you look like an idiot" how is he gonna be inspired to keep practicing when some dicks filming his frustration and saying he looks like an idiot

    • @MrGreglarry
      @MrGreglarry Месяц назад

      Yes, telling him he's an idiot is not real helpful for his state of mind.

  • @farbenseher2238
    @farbenseher2238 3 месяца назад +1

    That falsetto singing fits so perfectly...

  • @tylerbosworth4513
    @tylerbosworth4513 8 лет назад +78

    "John ya just broke ya guitar"
    "I don't give a shit"
    Savage

  • @rockyhamilton1023
    @rockyhamilton1023 2 года назад +198

    As a guitar player I can say that I have been there SEVERAL times. The guitar is a very difficult thing to learn. But he is determined to perfect it and I am extremely impressed by that

    • @Lindylou57
      @Lindylou57 2 года назад

      But no one cares about you though mush wer watching the video not you. To be honest if I wanted to listen to an ars/ehole I'd fart

    • @rockyhamilton1023
      @rockyhamilton1023 2 года назад +1

      @@Lindylou57 okay mate lol

    • @wavewithus4081
      @wavewithus4081 2 года назад +15

      Just read some 'study' (whatever that means) by Fender which says over 90% of people quit playing guitar in the first year.
      And the maybe 2% who keep playing after 5+ years, myself included, would probably all understand.
      I remember the painful sensitive fingertops, skin falling off, bleeding, playing with selfmade fingertipbandages. Just feeling like quitting when bar chords got introduced lol. Then when I still couldn't get the F properly after another year lol. Nothing ever sounded nice too, every note is pitchy and bendy and plucked too agressively. You think you sound good until you record and listen and it still sounds incredibly bad.. such a harsh ride.
      Nothing is more fulfilling tho to now be able to play things I wouldn't have even dreamed of when I started, or playing modern techniques that not even my old guitar heroes I admired 20 year ago knew about. Or that feeling when other people (or musicians even!) step to you and tell you that 'you can really play dude'.. that's bliss
      It really is an incredibly rewarding never ending journey if you get through the beginner/intermediate stages

    • @teddmented
      @teddmented Год назад +1

      @@wavewithus4081 Agree with this. You have to really love music. No shortcuts.

    • @wavewithus4081
      @wavewithus4081 Год назад +2

      @@teddmented 100%. you really have to love it- but also kinda actively have to keep trying to make it fun. Guitar simply sucks at plenty of stages and it takes some effort (or a good teacher) to know HOW to keep practicing in a efficient, but ALSO fun way.

  • @QuinnInk20
    @QuinnInk20 8 лет назад +379

    So when is "Magic Fucking Twat Man" getting released? I'm excited for that coming single!

  • @jamesgreenall7708
    @jamesgreenall7708 7 месяцев назад +1

    This video is that old, the trainers are back in fashion!! Still quality after all these years!

  • @traceybaker343
    @traceybaker343 6 лет назад +257

    he should start a punk band ,he has the fire in him.

    • @heaton6971
      @heaton6971 6 лет назад

      Hey Tracey I really like your little picture 💕

    • @hardrokrulzjj
      @hardrokrulzjj 6 лет назад

      That would be hilarious!

    • @Nutamago
      @Nutamago 6 лет назад +2

      he's metalhead back in the 80s xD

    • @utah217
      @utah217 6 лет назад

      probley fall of stage and smash somthing else up

    • @b3ntleyz
      @b3ntleyz 6 лет назад

      And you should let me get those digits mama you are smokin

  • @factnow6235
    @factnow6235 5 лет назад +317

    What if this guy miss a target at the shooting range?
    Please don't ever give this man a gun.

    • @ushoys
      @ushoys 5 лет назад +14

      Guns are illegal in Britain because of this.

    • @agathacathartese7041
      @agathacathartese7041 5 лет назад +6

      @David OGD15 haha what? They literally worship the same God as the one I assume you do, you numpty

    • @waktokong9288
      @waktokong9288 5 лет назад +1

      @David OGD15 thats what it says in books made by christians or athiests..

    • @WWIIman1942
      @WWIIman1942 5 лет назад

      "...so anyway, i started blasting..."

    • @agathacathartese7041
      @agathacathartese7041 5 лет назад +1

      @David OGD15 wouldn't say anything in the bible about Islam as it was written before it was even a religion dick head

  • @peter12246
    @peter12246 5 лет назад +66

    I would definitely go see him if he held a concert

  • @mrjames615
    @mrjames615 Год назад +3

    Watched this laid in bed with a chest infection… nearly died twice from laughing. Tree man is not a quitter 👍🏻

  • @Son-of-Dad
    @Son-of-Dad 7 лет назад +755

    Now I understand why the gun laws are so strict in England : )

    • @Yestes
      @Yestes 7 лет назад +31

      JP from Liverpool England

    • @mikestupak1809
      @mikestupak1809 7 лет назад +4

      He’s one HOT tea bag!

    • @E9XJD
      @E9XJD 7 лет назад +8

      Scouse accent

    • @kross777rlsh9
      @kross777rlsh9 7 лет назад

      Dusten Branch
      Enraged
      un-accomplished guitarists !?

    • @fin78_
      @fin78_ 7 лет назад

      Dusten Branch he's Irish isn't he

  • @lairdriver
    @lairdriver 8 лет назад +151

    At 1:50 I had no idea how hard I was going to laugh, just building to that crescendo of a mighty 'Fuck off' rage!!!

    • @juicebox_music
      @juicebox_music 8 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @joestewart-paul3260
      @joestewart-paul3260 8 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juicebox_music
      @juicebox_music 8 лет назад

      Don't forget about the subito rage around 3 minutes lolol

    • @joestewart-paul3260
      @joestewart-paul3260 8 лет назад

      +Jeheiel Smith especially that scream just before

    • @juicebox_music
      @juicebox_music 8 лет назад

      Joe Stewart-Paul that scream is what I was talking about. I miscalculated the time of said scream.

  • @slimjim5392
    @slimjim5392 5 лет назад +288

    1:13
    When you finish but she keeps going..

  • @PIlotrcm
    @PIlotrcm Год назад +3

    1:58 I think this exact thing was said during the Beatles “Get Back” sessions.

  • @GreenToMe2000
    @GreenToMe2000 6 лет назад +280

    0:43 when my mom turns the light on to wake me up for school

    • @Se7enDsinSGaming
      @Se7enDsinSGaming 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @bargeanimal
      @bargeanimal 5 лет назад

      Ask her to please not be too harsh on the wake up call :) And maybe ask her to download a nicer wake up tune hahahaha

    • @xtexaschainsawx
      @xtexaschainsawx 5 лет назад

      Same here lol

    • @user-fm5ru6ys5x
      @user-fm5ru6ys5x 5 лет назад

      Wtf dude

    • @rorymckernan502
      @rorymckernan502 5 лет назад

      Parker Rush Music 0:48 to 0:53: me trying to get up for work on Monday morning.

  • @jemoeder51
    @jemoeder51 11 лет назад +546

    Image him and Angry Grandpa trying to play guitar...

  • @marclaurent4831
    @marclaurent4831 4 года назад +242

    😂😂😂
    “John, you just broke your guitar!”
    “..I don’t give a sh*t!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seitsen
      @seitsen 2 года назад +1

      More like:
      - John, you just broke your guitar?
      - I don't give a sh*t?

    • @MrJLchaotic
      @MrJLchaotic Год назад +1

      It kills me every time “I don’t give a shiet

    • @TheMetalboy5
      @TheMetalboy5 Год назад

      I kicked it cause it started talking shit

  • @return2sender_89
    @return2sender_89 2 месяца назад +1

    I want to book this man for my 36th birthday next year ❤😂

  • @aidendonnelly8220
    @aidendonnelly8220 5 лет назад +77

    1:13 When you get Shocked by a Power outlet from a piece of metal

    • @GigaJinGaming3711
      @GigaJinGaming3711 5 лет назад +8

      2:57 is more like it

    • @medic_memer
      @medic_memer 2 года назад +2

      insert seizure joke here

    • @BigDikMuddahFukkah
      @BigDikMuddahFukkah 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@medic_memerAs someone who has epilepsy I found the comments funny as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FlanaganPictures
    @FlanaganPictures 7 лет назад +86

    0:57 - Being posessed by a demon momentarily....then immediately coming back to life

  • @lordfeder3559
    @lordfeder3559 5 лет назад +69

    the fact that he's trying to play a children like song with Death t-shirt makes it 100 times better lol

    • @robphilpott43
      @robphilpott43 5 лет назад +5

      Lord Feder it’s not a Death Metal t-shirt, it’s a KISS one.

    • @lordfeder3559
      @lordfeder3559 5 лет назад +10

      @@robphilpott43 Death, the band 0:50

    • @robphilpott43
      @robphilpott43 5 лет назад +1

      Lord Feder aah...thanks.

    • @sandraevans8397
      @sandraevans8397 4 года назад +1

      My friend rageing at fortnite

  • @davidriley9194
    @davidriley9194 Год назад +6

    2:51 “magic man, I’m a magic man, I’m a magic man. Now the job has been done….(Death metal scream!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!”😂😂😂😂 “MY LAST FUCKING VALES!!!”

  • @dawsonwade8409
    @dawsonwade8409 6 лет назад +47

    Wasn’t expecting to see a spiritual healing shirt

  • @Brandons_Heavy_Riffs
    @Brandons_Heavy_Riffs 6 лет назад +181

    2:10 When you start learning how to scream

  • @krasgothral
    @krasgothral 4 года назад +65

    You'll forever be the man who made me cry laughing the most on the internet, just by your naturalness.
    Thank you John !

    • @Nexxie
      @Nexxie 4 года назад +2

      same here man i lioved this guy

  • @pdidler0123
    @pdidler0123 2 месяца назад +1

    Dude it’s the way. The guitar flows man.

  • @yeahcjay
    @yeahcjay 8 лет назад +356

    he looks like an ancient Greek philosopher

  • @imacsmusic2581
    @imacsmusic2581 5 лет назад +202

    He transforms into Gollum from LOTR at 2:10

    • @hetjamesfield4473
      @hetjamesfield4473 4 года назад

      Dude, I woke up every1 in my house laughing. Good1 👍🤣🤣

    • @CoolMikey81
      @CoolMikey81 4 года назад

      Dam someone’s beat me to it..i was gonna say this 😂🤣😂

    • @yusuf3728
      @yusuf3728 4 года назад

      Man that's literally ME in the morning 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrnewton86
      @mrnewton86 4 года назад +1

      nnnnnnnnn...NYARRRRRRRRRR!.....NYARRRRRRRGHHHHH!!
      *sigh* I really am trying 😔

    • @TwistedCantQuickscope
      @TwistedCantQuickscope 4 года назад

      Me when i get mad after losing 😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammadaminsarabi6207
    @mohammadaminsarabi6207 6 лет назад +309

    He just chose a wrong instrument!
    He should try drum.

    • @n8baca32
      @n8baca32 6 лет назад +8

      That's an awesome idea. Anyone want to chip in and send him some? It would make a great video

    • @EdwardianTea
      @EdwardianTea 6 лет назад +11

      He would put a hole through that too

    • @CAVERN1234
      @CAVERN1234 6 лет назад

      muhammad amin sarabi you can't beat it

    • @schprox
      @schprox 6 лет назад +1

      He's gonna stab the snare

    • @thebrideoffrankenstein2415
      @thebrideoffrankenstein2415 6 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @TallMarisa
    @TallMarisa Год назад +2

    At least he showed enough perseverance and actually completed the song.😊🎉

  • @adrianmastro1469
    @adrianmastro1469 6 лет назад +77

    He's wearing Death "Spiritual Healing" shirt!

    • @kunk76it
      @kunk76it 6 лет назад +21

      He should have put on a "the sound of perseverance" one instead ☺

    • @Delamthedestroyer
      @Delamthedestroyer 6 лет назад

      @@kunk76it underrated comment.

  • @Phoenix_cataclysm_in_2040
    @Phoenix_cataclysm_in_2040 5 лет назад +279

    When Santa is not delivering his Christmas parcels...

  • @OmniKrauzer
    @OmniKrauzer 6 лет назад +81

    If he was your guitar teacher and you messed up on a note....its a wrap there and then 😂😭😂😭😂

    • @johnb899
      @johnb899 6 лет назад

      Yeah one wrong note, and then 1:49

  • @violetlight8138
    @violetlight8138 Год назад +14

    This man needs this quote. " The master has failed more times than you have even tried"

  • @hurricanesociety1334
    @hurricanesociety1334 7 лет назад +17

    2:25 i like how he's all pissed off and then he gently puts the guitar down on the wall

    • @francescocennamo854
      @francescocennamo854 Год назад +1

      It's not a lack of love. He needs some help. If he goes to a professor, he might gets trough it. It is also a psychological matter. Someone shall help him go over his laziness and practise more. But he wants to play in a hurry because practising is boring. This is what happens when you study guitar all alone. A classroom is better, with a little human heat. 😍😍❤️

    • @francescocennamo854
      @francescocennamo854 Год назад +1

      It's way better that dealing with someone who makes a video of you in a private situation and spreads it all over the internet. 😡😡😡

  • @davidbryant9992
    @davidbryant9992 5 лет назад +51

    I'd pay to see him live!

  • @theking-nz1ut
    @theking-nz1ut 6 лет назад +170

    Santa should find another hobby?

    • @hardrokrulzjj
      @hardrokrulzjj 6 лет назад +1

      the king yea preferably one that doesn’t require any sort of talent haha

    • @theflaminskull5006
      @theflaminskull5006 6 лет назад

      I guess not...

  • @mrhobs
    @mrhobs Год назад

    Wow, that last stomp was so satisfying. I knew it needed to happen, and he knew it needed to happen. Well done.

  • @nuke2625
    @nuke2625 6 лет назад +129

    2:11 metal growling tutorial.

    • @FoxPopvli
      @FoxPopvli 5 лет назад +7

      2:57 Metal screaming tutorial :D

    • @xtexaschainsawx
      @xtexaschainsawx 5 лет назад +1

      That old man can growl better than Randy Blythe.

    • @nuke2625
      @nuke2625 5 лет назад

      @@FoxPopvli that's advanced level scream, mine was begginers lesson😂

  • @batacoPANTERAabbott
    @batacoPANTERAabbott 6 лет назад +140

    I laughed my eyeballs off all along the video, but not because it was funny, but because I can relate.

    • @Kimberlite66
      @Kimberlite66 6 лет назад +2

      Yep! I agree with you! Me too!!

    • @ShumonB
      @ShumonB 6 лет назад

      I fought the guitar and it won

  • @Unicysis
    @Unicysis 8 лет назад +60

    Imagine him on Britain's Got Talent. Chucking a guitar at Simon Cowell just for criticising him.

  • @tonydann-w1c
    @tonydann-w1c 9 месяцев назад +6

    I would pay a concert ticket just to see this guy get angry on a guitar.

  • @corey1054
    @corey1054 3 года назад +105

    The gradually escalating rage in his voice from 1:40 to 1:50 made me spit out my drink.

    • @ReyCarmesi666
      @ReyCarmesi666 Год назад +2

      That part is epic,..😆😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming 9 лет назад +190

    OLWAYS THE LAST FOKKIN WOWN

    • @dontsayaword2518
      @dontsayaword2518 6 лет назад +2

      Hahahah.Just heard that shit.

    • @malimills3012
      @malimills3012 6 лет назад +2

      Heard that as I read this comment

    • @captmav6214
      @captmav6214 6 лет назад +1

      Lol wtf I heard it as I read it too

    • @get_emld
      @get_emld 6 лет назад +1

      What is he actually trying to say

  • @tankthehedgehog105
    @tankthehedgehog105 5 лет назад +170

    2:57 I Laughed So Hard For 30 Minutes XD

  • @Nuinzo
    @Nuinzo Год назад +2

    I remember coming across your vid on TNL compilations, hope all is well

  • @insertmeme7739
    @insertmeme7739 6 лет назад +389

    Physical age : 60
    Mental age : 6

    • @Kimberlite66
      @Kimberlite66 6 лет назад +13

      OMG!!!! So well said!! Lol. Though i do understand his anger from the frustration as i too, at times in my life, have cusse out a body part for not doing what its supposed to. Lol

    • @roadrunner1415
      @roadrunner1415 6 лет назад

      woop woop woop!!!!

    • @Maori4LyfeNZ
      @Maori4LyfeNZ 6 лет назад

      Haha ive done that before, punching my own hand! 😂😂😂😂

    • @omko73
      @omko73 6 лет назад

      Smart??

    • @francisdedumo3323
      @francisdedumo3323 6 лет назад

      Exactly

  • @βασίληςΠαπακωνσταντίνου-μ8δ

    1:47 best part XD

    • @damnright4
      @damnright4 6 лет назад +16

      It truly was the best part ...The build up to the explosion was priceless and makes me laugh every time

    • @get_emld
      @get_emld 6 лет назад +2

      And 3:11

    • @damnright4
      @damnright4 6 лет назад +3

      @@get_emld I had to laugh hard at that one too : )

    • @hirskdubbi
      @hirskdubbi 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah and Paul McCartney says, John you just broke your guitar!

    • @keetlemeetle311
      @keetlemeetle311 6 лет назад +1

      cabernack fair back cat fuck kaaaaa!!! Haha thats what i sing anyway!

  • @drakeward8726
    @drakeward8726 7 лет назад +83

    does anyone else think of the lion from wizard of Oz when they see this guys anger

  • @user-xg4td3gg7e
    @user-xg4td3gg7e 6 месяцев назад +1

    Brings back memories initial stages learning to play guitar. 😆

  • @richardwilliams2853
    @richardwilliams2853 5 лет назад +22

    That's how everyone from Liverpool acts.. There's early footage of John lennon acting exactly the same way when Paul is trying to teach him Hard days night.

  • @KratosofSparta9
    @KratosofSparta9 6 лет назад +385

    When you try to be a Black Metal Vocalist 2:10 - 2:16

    • @reppiehicks8612
      @reppiehicks8612 6 лет назад +9

      i almost shit myself reading this 😂

    • @amishtechwizard5540
      @amishtechwizard5540 6 лет назад +1

      It’s not THAT hard

    • @KratosofSparta9
      @KratosofSparta9 6 лет назад

      The Official Knockoff It does not necessarily take talent but you have to learn the right technique so you don’t fuck up your voice. But don’t get me wrong there are some very talented vocalists in all genres of metal.

    • @amishtechwizard5540
      @amishtechwizard5540 6 лет назад

      Metalhead 666 I think the years of listening to and learning Metal has made me sorta numb to how hard it might be to new folks

    • @haidenmariani3994
      @haidenmariani3994 6 лет назад +1

      Dave Mustaine I’m dying😭😭😭

  • @oshikiri.nikko-desu02
    @oshikiri.nikko-desu02 6 лет назад +26

    Dude has a Death - Spiritual Healing shirt. NIIIIIIIICE

  • @adammanthey7223
    @adammanthey7223 Месяц назад

    The irony of his absolute scalding boiler room levels of anger and stress bringing joy and relief to so many.