DHAR MANN: THE FINALE
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- The end of an era. Thanks Dhar Mann.
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bye bye dhar dhar
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Noice
Bye
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RIP dhar dhar
2 hours of august the duck? Christmas came early.
Ummm is this a glitch lol?
@Not RickRoll 👇 0 that’s not a rickroll
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.-Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Oops I accidently replied to a comment with the USA Declaration of Independence My Bad.
@@definitesteak8130 ummm lol
@@definitesteak8130 mY n
BaD
My favorite line in Dhar Man,
“These two guys walked up to me… *sniff* …and called me cringe… 😢”
Sniff … same sniff ..
@z3eqm sniff sniff 🤧
What's that timestamp?
@@ThePeter567 49:10
"Sorry, I’m sick."
Dhar Mann seriously changed my life. I used to always jump out of regular windows, but now i jump from 72-floor windows everytime i watch his videos.
😂😂😂
What is your secret to surviving such blunt force?
Same
@@Crack_wizard_the_almighty AugustTheDuck is the secret
@@xxastrotimexx1326 quite the power
August the duck: this is probably the last time I will talk about dhar mann
August the duck 2 years later: makes multiple dhar mann videos per month
Yeah I just found him this week and was confused that this video was 2 years old
@@splatterfrog4606 okay but saying probably and making a couple more is different from saying probably then continuing to make them consistently 1 or 2 a month
@@DailyDoseOfSkibidi please change your username.
yummy
@@favboi31please don't tell people what to do
Can we please talk about how Dhar Mann's head is shaped like an almond? It's like learning life lessons from a sentient almond.
HELP LMAO
this is so foul 💀
Why is this so true
He is like God but if he was selfish and real
Dudes got the Nikocado Avocado haircut-
As someone who faked sick a time or two, the fake puking was actually utter genius.
Fr
I used to make myself actually puke by sticking my fingers down my throat.
You use a can of soup instead of water just in case your parents are suspicious and check the toilet.
@@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds see... i would go a different direction. Have your bowl of cereal on hand and spit up chewed cereal. It'd be a little sus I'm sure... but mysteriously vanishing soup cans would be moreso after a couple of times.
Kind of disappointed I didn’t discover this back in my middle school year 😭
Tbh, the writers are the lucky ones. They don’t even have to put thought in the actual script. They just have to write the same stuff and are paid for it. Heck, I would be a dhar mann writer
With no hesitation
We are all better than his writers lol
Eh
Love your pfp!
@Dhar Mann No body cares
To those Dhar Mann fans, August isn’t saying he dislikes Dhar Mann cause he’s some hater, August is calling out Dhar for how his lessons are unrealistic, harmful, and overall ridiculous.
All the people disagreeing are just ignorant kids so unfortunately logic isn't gonna help lol
The Dhar Mann saga is Complete.
@Not RickRoll 👇 4 bruh
@Not RickRoll 👇 4 *Rick roll + ice cream tutorial video*
Until someone buys the studio and makes a half-assed sequel.
Dharr Wars
Yes
🦆💖🦆💖
1:10 - Alien Nation
10:00 - Cheaters never win
19:08 - Liars win
32:33 - Prankster Frank
44:05 - Whinny kid almost quits
53:35 - Plastic pigs on a desk
1:02:15 - The Karen Next Door
1:10:00 - Sweet 16
1:19:33 - VIP Table
1:27:12 - Imitation is the sincere form of flattery
1:35:48 - Mynekraft
1:45:02 - Sounds about White
1:53:57 - 5 Finger Discount
2:00:49 - Live Stock Mogul
2:10:01 - 2 Girls 1 Sameer
2:17:42 - Soul Snatched
2:23:25 - Club Cripple
🦆💖🦆💖
Thank you so much
2 girls 1 Sameer that's quite the description
It's Frank The Prankster. He said it like 30 times...come on...
Damn this dude told us the whole freakin’ video
Lol tbh we don’t deserve people like you cuz ppl are dooshes
So, I was having my second selever delivered from Etsy. It was supposed to come in the mail today but, because of the hole in front of our mailbox, they won’t deliver it to our house. They are literally going to make my mom go pick it up at the post office. EVEN THOUGH WE LITERALLY HAVE A SECOND MAILBOX NEAR THE PORCH!! So that is why I think most people are dooshes and we don’t deserve time stampers
If you have seen a comment over on Jessii vee’s channel made by an account called “Hailey jay” thats me. I’m on my dads account because my account isn’t there. It’s gone. I can’t access it. But I just want you to know it’s me and I love you guys, thanks for the likes (haven’t checked) and that I’m not copying that accounts story. Thank you!
The game Mickey is playing in the beginning is survive and kill the killers of Area 51 in Roblox. In that game you definitely need a mouse.
I noticed too, used to love that game
“I got myself diagnosed with a sinus infection. I was fine” I don’t think I’d ever found something so simple so funny
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
When you said “quite longer than usual” in your post, I certainly did not expect the video to be an Entire Movie-based duration
lol same
Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter type of duration
This Is "History"
Twice as long as some movies
@@lor7780 yeah that’s what I was thinking
Dhar mann seems like someone who would think that being pregnant with 2 babies is 18 months instead of 9 months
He also seems like the type of person to poke a pregnant lady's belly (that he's never met) and say: "How much longer is the baby cookin'?"
Dhar Mann seems like the type of guy who tries desperately not to blink vertically
Dhar mann seems like someone who would think that people who talk about his stuff are haters
oh wait he is that person
@@TopHat2375 what
fr 😭
"I don't condone to kidnapping.
I don't think its very cool..."
-some humanoid duck named Agust
“Kid hates on august the duck instantly regrets it”
Yes
Everywhere i go isee his face *not rickroll*
lol so underrated
I would like it but it's at 169 likes I'm going to keep it that way
Ye
"Be real with yourself Adam, your weren’t about to win, your bad. Go get a haircut.“ I love this scene
1:03:19
*you're
@@BlackBlade2938 you*
The way he says it gets me every time 🤣💀
@@BlackBlade2938uyre'e
“I just bluff my way through the doctor, like one time I got diagnosed with a sinus infection, and there was absolutely nothing wrong with me”
That’s the best faking sick story I’ve ever heard
Honestly
16000 dollars pleae
Once to stay home from school I said I just felt depressed and run down and it turned into me having a 2 week stay Against my will in a mental hospital. I won the parental lottery I'll tell you
Once to stay home from school I said I just felt depressed and run down and it turned into me having a 2 week stay Against my will in a mental hospital. I won the parental lottery I'll tell you
One time i actually made myself get sick to not got to school. Just searched up how to make yourself sick and bingo.
No one talking about how dhar man has 2 kids and doesn’t know how parents treat their children 😭😭
I doubt he treats them very well, probably just buys them all the stuff they want rather than forming meaningful loving relationships with them, I'd feel bad for the guy if he wasn't a multi millionaire
August the Duck is living proof that Dhar Mann isn’t just telling stories, he’s changing lives.
Changed August’s life kinda ig
@@yes-jg9ke unintentionally but still yes
Plot twist- Or was it August the duck changing our lives the entire time?
You are right wtf
😱
One day, we're going to end up hearing a Dhar Mann scandal, where he's either over-working the actors, not paying them, embezzling, or one of the actors files a complaint of sexual harassment against him. My guess is that it'll be that platinum blonde actress that always plays the gold digger/evil babysitter/spoiled girl/bad girlfriend. He absolutely has some kind of perverted fixation on her where he's obsessed with her getting "what she deserves".
I won't be surprised. Dhar Mann is in it for the money. He doesn't care about being kind. He's only there for the money.
stop predicting the future
If that happens, I going to find this comment.
I’m a witness if it’s true
orrrrrrrrrrrrrr................................maybe its just an act
Dhar Mann's videos had gotten to a point where my 3rd grader is scared to death to go to Middle school because she thinks that's real life. She's a sweet kid, kind to others, and has compassion for those who have dealt with certain things. (She donated 14" to Locks of Love last summer because she, in her words, "wants another little girl to feel beautiful, too." I had to really convince my daughter that not everyone acts like this, and it def isn't the entire school. I had to explain to her that these videos are highly exaggerated to try and prove a point. She's still freaking out over middle school...and she's not even close to being there yet. Soo I had to tell her to stop watching the videos after a while. When I found YOUR channel and your videos on Dhar Mann...talking about the videos themselves, I had her watch one. She listened and understood a lot better. I think hearing it all from mom, she probably thought that's what mom's do lol but hearing it from someone else, even a RUclipsr, she got it. Now she's not as scared anymore and understands that these vids are out there for views and it's not an exact portrayal of real life. So, yeah, I think that needs to be said in his videos because he's got some kids freaked TF out to experience something that could turn out to be quite awesome.
I'm glad to hear she's being shown that middle school is nothing like Dhar Mann's videos. She shouldn't be scared, and I hope her perspective on it turns around for the better. She sounds like a great kid, and you sound like a very proud parent. I realize this is coming from a stranger on RUclips, but I don't mean it in a weird way. I'm genuinely hoping for the best for your daughter. Keep up the great work! :)
if a channel that is targeted towards more mature viewers teaches a 3rd grader more than your boneless videos about stupid “life lessons” you’re clearly doing something wrong and should probably call it quits before it’s too late.
btw glad to see an actually good parent
Get your child off RUclips.
At first i thought this wad r/thathappened but nobody would waist this much time on an imaginary story so… good for you im glad your daughters doing well
Honestly, Barbra was the most real character in a Dhar Mann video
“Dhar Mann: The Finale”
*That title is painful for me to read.*
@yes stfu
Am pro
@Nandan Bala i am pro cause pro
Very sad indeed
@yes to Allah Akbar and beyond.
I was bullied in high school and I know none of my bullies would be so vile as to go after a cancer patient.
Professionals have standards.
@@pkswag3303 Be polite
@@daswarzenschweinHhgregg
@@daswarzenschwein sorry.
@@daswarzenschweinPardon? How were they not being polite?
August probably has the best voice on RUclips in my opinion.
dangerouslyfunny
Agreed
Markiplier too
cinema sins and mark are a close second but yea he dose
Nah it's raccoon eggs
"DHAR MANN: THE FINALE"
lol that barely lasted as long as it did
I've been paralyzed my entire life, and these videos are truly life changing. I could walk again with the determination I have. Just hearing it once makes me turn from a paraplegic to a professional olympic runner. Of course just to turn it off.
lol are u a dar dar fan😂
go cry in ur wheelchair
These videos gave me aids-bola
I applaud you
@@arcticfox0919hello alt account that I set up! Also I give you a second salute commenter
@@Aspen_exists_and_stuff lol i hate when i forget to swap out of my alt account
It's almost sad to see August say goodbye to Dhar man. The duck and dhar come to an end. RIP
i like your pfp and such an underrated comment
I’m also very sad
@@Greasypotato6969 Thanks!!
That sounds like a low budget buddy cop movie. "Dhar man and the duck! Theyll take their badges off and get to bottom..of a box of donuts"
@@cosmoastronaut FR lol
as someone who wears a wig i can tell you this is entirely accurate. im so fed up with people calling me cancer-wancer and handing out flyers calling me baldy
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@@DaddyIsntDoneSpeaking33😮³45
@guffthebird72 Sorry I don't do math
@@DaddyIsntDoneSpeaking neither, I accidentally put that. Sorry.
@@guffthebir72 Lol, ur good
Love the poster saying Dhar Mann will be at the school "Tomrrow"
A moment of silence for this manipulative, unimaginative Dhar man. The series comes to a close, the end of an era. Chills down my spine.
Lore: the only test Mikey actually did on camera he cheated, implying he didn’t know what he was doing, and we only see the mom working with Jayden, so we can infer she doesn’t help Mikey, and if you hear, he doesn’t want to be yelled at, let alone grounded, so, he keeps trying to avoid taking tests to not be grounded/scolded but it just gets him into more trouble, and his brother being snarky and snobbish (in his view) making Mikey be mean or rude to Jayden. This explains everything :0
I feel kinda bad now…
Cool
bro i thought he was bad😂
this should be Dhar Mann's new slogan, "We're not just telling unrealistic stories, we're ruining lives."
(Edit: i've got another; "we're not just telling stories, we're confusing minds.")
This comment is underrated
They never said changing lives for the better!
We're not just telling stories, we are underpaying our people
wait whose the 3 reply????
Famous quote “dhar man is a stinky guy who makes even stinkier videos”
-august the 🦆
The first video made me upset. Sad and angry, for one reason. As a person who has not only watched her grandma suffer through chemo, watched her uncle lose his battle, and seen several other people have chemo. You don’t just lose the hair on your head. You lose every drop of hair on your body. They couldn’t put in the effort of covering their lashes? Like come on. Don’t make a joke of a incredibly delicate topic.
fr, like cancer is such a serious topic, i don’t think I’ve had any family members die from it, but my favorite RUclipsr, Technoblade, did. And to make a shitty sketch on such a horrible disease that millions die from each year, only to make it incredibly incorrect in terms of the actuality of chemo symptoms is awful and disgusting.
edit: I somehow forgot that my aunt had cancer but she didn’t die from it.
@@Vexinonfire You don't think you had any family members die of cancer, eh? Are you sure? Do you need a few more minutes to think about it?
@@zachb8012 I have the memory of a goldfish.
@@Vexinonfire Me too dude.
@@lauringrace1389 Me too..
Dhar man has changed my life! He makes me wanna hop out of a second story window instead of just a regular one!
That's a good thing and a bad thing
Very good
Absolutely normal for watching dhar dhar
BRO same with me!!!
You too?
2:07:27
Hearing this as a farmer’s daughter made me laugh. Farming equipment is extremely expensive, along with land. My dad is still in debt and he is almost 50. With farming, you live poor and die rich. You have to pay off the debt first. Farming is also extremely difficult and taxing. Honestly, I don’t think it is worth it.
Not having land isn’t worth it!? Yeah right.
I was a farmer growing up. It's not only the debt. What if something breaks that you can't afford to fix?? You've either got to sell to someone who can afford it go further into debt to fix it.
Well, is he selling the crops or keeping them? If he didn't making a profit off of it, then farming such land wouldn't be worth it. But having land at all is DEFINITELY worth it! Can't stand the city with how horribly they drive. Really sick of these horrible drivers who think that everyone on the road should bow down to them. Nay, I will happily get my own little piece of land out in the countryside! Have horses, some cattle, pigs, chickens/eggs to eat! I want nothing but the freshest and the best quality of meat/ingredients. My dad is older and 70 and still dreams of having his own farm and land. Yes, it is ABSOLUTELY worth it. But you seem like a city slicker if you think otherwise. Probably would start selling every bit of that property once he's gone, won't you? 🙄Not everyone's sole objective in life is to obtain all the money possible. Some people actually want live to be happy, simple, peaceful life regardless of their money situation.
@@wintermoon7003Did you read the post? It had nothing to do with owning land. It was about being a farmer… what is with people these days?
I loved how he still talks about it, it makes it even better
HOLY SHIT this is amazing... 2hrs of augusttheduck... I cant this is the only birthday present I've ever wanted, and it's not even my birthday. thank you duck gods
Ah yes the duck gods we should all pray to our duck lords
LOL SO UNDERRATED
Fr tho
Quack! Quack quack quack... quack quack!
"Middle schoolers are mean"
Can confirm. Bullied for months on end because I liked someone, they did me even worse when I came out and said my parents died. Solid chance people can make fun of a cancer patient like that too if they're this demented. I don't want your sorrow for my losses. I want you to stay strong no matter what's thrown your way.
Ok?
Thanks bro
Bullying is a real world issue? NO!
On an unrelated note:
"The sky is blue"
Can confirm.
And just some friendly advice, trauma dumping some very heavy things and then aggressively telling people that you in no way want any comfort is very off-putting and confusing.
Uhh I don't go to school, I'm home schooled
@kerriflanflan dude he's giving advice based on experience and they are not trauma dumping just proving their advice is good bc of their own experience
This aged like a fine milk
ikr. they had ssniperwolf act
@Pheonix_puppets be fr she acts every day (no it's not a compliment)
on a principle lol
I had to like, to make it a 100
@@aidenfarr8900think again
"robux tokens"
"robots"
"robox"
"robuxs game"
it feels like no one that wrote that script / the subtitles ever played roblox or knows what it is...
Remember were not just telling stories
Were changing AugustTheDucks life
-Dharrth Vader
@yes umm I'm not sure what to make of that
I died when I read your comment! LOOOOL :D :D
69 likes
@@TJ__Ghost and his pal jar jar binks
@@strawberrymilk5319 Darth Dhar Dhar is the most new form of Dhar mann known for trapping kids in... Then fill in the blank. School, Minecraft, work, exedara...
He wasn't lying when he said this would be longer than normal. Edit dear God why does this have so many likes
yup
that's what she said
@@paranoidpanda978 She never said that to me.
@@paranoidpanda978 you beat me to it 😂
@@carterhall5516 crap
It's epic how he calls him dhar dhar. august the duck will never go in his retiring home.
Don’t forget Dharack Obama, and Dhar Dhar binks.
@@Solomoncaesar dharth Vader
Dhar Dhar binks
@@thanatos238 I SAY THAT TOO
Dhon Dhena
Dhar Mann changed my life. Before him, I just stole children's balloons, now I steal children every time I watch his videos!
Dhar mann is the type of guy to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
Guy climbs up over a glass wall
What happens next is shocking
I love this video because it’s a bunch of videos compiled into one that’s two hours long, making it great to listen to when I’m beating someone 16-1 in Wii sports baseball
Completely agree, I love those longer videos while doing world record breaking speedruns or shopping for Lamborghinis.
But can you bear the champion Matt at boxing?
same but other games too
Dhar Mann: The only series where you actually side and agree with the antagonist
Same, I wouldn’t bully the actors who act in these videos tho, but I agree with what the “bully’s” were saying
42:53 damn. Someone put some torches on the principal spawner please.
and the fact that some ppl find his videos heartwarming is something,, i wouldn't b surprised if my mom sent me one of his vids😭💀✋
Epik spelling
the usernames of the people in these replies are something else 💀💀
(and yes i know, I’m one to talk)
I mean, they can be. They are stupid at the same time though, but I do like the content.
Someone said that dhar man cured their depression
@@Wolf14159anime is more depression curing than Dhar Mann videos
"Oh, Oh really Adam? Hmm? Now you're lying to your mother? First you play without headphones and now you're being dishonest? Because there was 46 people in that game Adam. Be real with yourself, you weren't about to win, you're bad. Go get a hair cut"
Honestly, that sentence had me laughing
😂😂agreed😂😂
I’m only at 57:14 right now, but that sounds Hilario lol
i love that part too
'Hey look a small child playing'
'SIR GET DOWN, STOP RESISTING, Cant you see? That 6 year old pulled a gun on me! No its not a pacifier micheal, thats clearly a 44. Magnum!'
You can’t convince me Dhar Mann isn’t an alien studying humans
He's not an alien
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He's a robot
@@Aidyn-et8lx Alien Robot.
Yes yes yes
I came across this channel when I was searching for people talking about Dhar Mann's videos.
And I'm so glad that I found you.
this was NOT his last Dhar man vid
Neither was the Cooking With Jack one.
by 31:32 I think we all realized Mr. Wilson is dating Mikey's Mom
"Dhar Dhar" never gets old
The first time I heard it it made me laugh so hard
Btw greetings from Morocco
First heard it a few weeks ago and I was laying out 😂😂😂😂😂
@@truthhonor8925 laying out ?
@@Nagataeatscorn just another way of saying Laughing my fucking ass off
August: this is the last dhar mann video I'm making
Also August after this video: *posts more dhar mann videos*
As of 2024 this still hasn’t ended
fr
It will never end.
My guy is basically making a second season at this point
Having lived that kind of situation at high school (a girl with leucemia) I can tell nothing like this is possible. Yes bullying exists, but most teenagers are not so mean and stupid.
Um, you sure about the mean and stupid comment?
Youre just dead wrong. Teenagers are some of the worst, meanest and stupidest people ever
@@morganc.m1830 Yes. The kid who bullies the cancer kid is getting skinned alive.
Have seen it happen. Just because it didn’t happen to you doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. The low IQ unable to understand hypothetical situations is insane.
i was bullied almost 14yrs just for having big eyebrows due of a excess of testosterone in my sistem . teens are mostly dumb and mean if that equals acceptance
“Unless he comes out with something so absurd I have to cover it, this is it.”
This aged poorly.
Very
VERY poorly
Hey, whatever it takes for him too get more Subz, because I only saw this channel yesterday
no, it aged well
You hating on August!?!?!?
I REALLY love how the mother says "You should have done a better job at hiding them!" in response to the cough drops, instead of the reasonable sentence of
"Don't fake being sick, I will know!"
This sort of applies to every video Mikey's in. If he was better at being sneaky, then he would face absolutely no consequences.
@@avacadotoast5571 Yes, but the fact that they had the mom say it as if she wanted him to get better is- concerning-
“Dhar Mann is a stinky guy, and he makes even stinkier videos” the world’s best 12 words in history
Honestly, though I'm supposed to despise Mikey as a character in all of this, and I kind of do from his stupidity, I can't help but envy him for all the garbage he's being charged because of the school system.
I mean, think about it, in the videos the character has appeared in, his father is downright scary and he flinches every time he sees him, his mother is narcissistic and even racist, plus she clearly favors Jayden over her other son, as she never seems to blame Jayden for anything that happens, and they say Jayden is 'the nice kid' but if he actually was responsible and a good brother, he'd put in the effort to help Mikey through his school dilemmas.
Like, geez, no wonder Mikey acts like this and tries to get away from school as escapism. He is living in a very unsupportive and demanding family! Which, yeah, I can't excuse laziness in any case scenario, but the truth is, the school system is broken, it forces kids into pointless pain and torture. That could actually make a very interesting video from Dhar Mann, even if it was cringe, it'd still be neat, where he acknowledges Mikey is from a bad homelife and he finds his own sense of freedom from school that benefits his life, and doesn't give into his parents constantly punishing him and forcing him to learn on his own.
But no, instead we're supposed to NOT sympathize with this kid at all, we're supposed to despise him and see every action he makes as life threatening. It's very sick, and very harmful that Dhar Mann portrays kids like this, and completely ignore the problems and stress they go through with school, let alone the realism of that. Like, "Good kids are sweet and adorable, they get straight As ALL THE TIME with NO issues, they envy school and support it unconditionally!" "Bad kids are lazy spoiled brats who don't have any good reason for being bad, they like to avoid school, and we should punish them with even more school for all it's worth and make them miserable!" There is NO IN BETWEEN WHATSOEVER. And as someone who defies school on a daily basis, I hate these videos because they claim that school is the greatest thing in the world, and the most important thing in your life! When in actuality, it's anything but.
Like, he uses the internet to get through an exam, the teacher scams the kid, then THE KID gets punished for an entire summer. He fakes being sick to get away from school, the mom allowed him to skip school despite knowing the truth, then proceeds to scam her kid AND THE KID IS SEEN AS 100% in the wrong. The kid wants to get out of a history test that won't benefit him in the real world, and instead wants to pursue a basketball dream? NOPE, WE GOTTA STRIP THAT KID FROM HIS ENTIRE FUTURE... BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO A TEST!
Seriously, there are people in this world who see these kinds of videos, and genuinely think they're great for kids and give them good morals and a good sense of the real world. "Yes, school is the most important thing ever, if you complain once, you don't get a future!" I'm genuinely wondering if those kids who see these are doing okay with their lives? I hope they are regardless.
TRUTH! Absolute truth!
Also in the history test video, part of his punishment was no more playdates with his friend. But for how long? Seriously, he missed ONE test. So now you're going to not let him hang out with his friend at all?
These videos could have been so much better if they dived deeper into Mikey and Jayden. Imagen getting to see the true colors of the characters be noticed. It could have made a much more interesting storyline, and opened up the story to add in more interesting morals and messages.
I honestly really wanted an episode where Mr. Wilson was fired for his abusive teaching practices, but instead he was considered to be the best teacher ever. Mikey doesn't deserve this.
This man should run for president. Would be much better than Biden.
That was a lot of reading
bro chill it's just a crappy channel
I’m just going to leave this quote that I saw in one of these videos:
“Dhar Mann! We’re not just telling stories, we’re telling lies!”
2 hours of august the duck? Christmas came early again. -2023
Valid
August seems genuinely distressed when he's talking about the livestock law firm 🤣
August: this is the last Dhar Mann video.
Also August: puts out 20,000 more Dhar Mann videos.
That's what I said, I knew this wasn't the end
@@Aidyn-et8lx ok
Hold on, comment for the “Mikey pretending to be sick” episode, y’all’s parents bring you to the doctor when you have a fever?
Right like my mom just makes me drink tea or take medicine
27:30 I just noticed the mum has heterochromia
Pretty sure its a contact
@@deznotscom i thought her actor has heterochromia
@@breadbirdyeah she does
23:04 When I was playing and not paying attention, I thought that was a fart...
The sick kid staying home for three days, has three days of homework/school work to catch up on. Just an FYI. A little more context to help understand the plan of the parents side.
Yeah that’s why I honestly hate being sick and having to miss school
Being sick and missing school was both a positive and a negative for me. Positive, bc I got to have a small break from going to school so I could watch tv and play video games. Negative bc I was too tired to watch a lot of tv or play video games and I would throw up a few times in the day. And I would still have to do homework once my twin brother would come home from school.
It drove me nuts seeing that Dhar Mann video about the kid faking being sick. You can play video games AND be sick! Granted, you would most likely feel more tired than usual while doing so, but you would still be able to play video games.
44:33 if a low quality inspirational video RUclipsr cured your depression, I feel like you’re a 12 year old
Fr
"Hi, Daisy's Designs? Warren Buffet here. I saw your TikTok of things being put on a desk, and I was impressed. I'd like to hire you to interior design 500 houses I've bought."
Should have done a 2 hour stream instead, just 2 hours of reacting to other Dhar Mann vids, that would have been an epic finale for me personally. Hope you read this comment and please atleast consider it. Although it is torture to react to these, there really funny and entertaining when you react to them. Do it for the fans, you awesome duck.
He already made the video how's he gonna do that?
@@rcaygumicabk8072 I don't know man, hope he reconsiders atleast.
Well at least that wouldn’t go away
43:01
2 feathers fall
"OMG HES IN SO MUCH TROUBLE😧😧😧"
😂😂😂
30:00 my man should have used the cough drops, idk if its just me but those things taste good lmao
I like them too.
Ya Dey gud
I like lemon-ginger cough drops, they taste good and the ginger has a little tingly kick :DD
We need cough drop flavored candy's
Same
"I know I didn't learn geometry until 6th or 7th grade"
My 4th grade teacher who taught us geometry: 👁 👄 👁
Cop lady, has accent: “Are you lost?!”
My brain: Are you lost baby gorl?
17:16 Multiple Choice. *Circle only one answer*
NANI?
Nobody:
August: *whispers in my ears*
"Btw I was making fun of people like you yesterday"
Me dieing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U were on headphones
Dying*
@@MA-zs4bw lol chill
@@pythondrink I’m only correcting him lmao
@@MA-zs4bw true like i dont mind if there was said: Im Daying but man said a whole other planetery word
Kids who look up answers: You can't defeat me
Teachers: I know, but he can
Google Forms Locked Mode On
The ultimate weapon
Me whenever August says he's angry or unhappy: Uh oh..... *he's gonna honk*
You know shits about to get real when he starts to inhale all the oxygen in Kentucky
Ducks quack ya heathen
@@BUTTFART69 What do platapuses sound like then
She said she has been on the force for over 25 years. She still has an accent and doesn’t look a day over 24
Her mama was in the force, that's how
How to cheat on the exact same test as Mikey:
1. Get yourself a VPN so no one can track you
2. Read the numbers and not the letters
3. Put atleast 2 mistakes in there to make it look believable
4. How tf did his teacher know it was him that viewed the website
For number 4, it was probably because the answers on Mikey’s test were the exact same as the answers on the website. Even if there were any other kids who got an F, they couldn’t have gotten 0% & even if they did get 0% they couldn’t have had the same answers as Mikey did. So the teacher could tell it was Mikey because the answers for the other kids weren’t the exact same as Mikey’s & Mikey’s answers were the exact same as the website.
1. LOL, good joke, private browsing would be a cheaper alternative.
2. Yeah, that was a huge mistake by the teacher, not that Mikey would be smart enough to do it.
3. Keeping consistent with his past test performance is a good idea.
4. The same exact wrong answers from the website.
Three bald heads just scared me.
Don't ya just LOVE when content creators feel the need to defend themselves to critics, by harassing them?
If you don't understand their criticism, just ignore it. If you do understand their criticism, actively work towards improving yourself. THAT should be the message.
But no, instead Dhar Mann basically claims that you should NOT listen to criticism. EVER. Those people are just haters, and bad people who want to tear you apart and crush your dreams. It doesn't matter if they're right. It doesn't matter if they want you to improve. It doesn't matter how good your content actually is.
What matters is how many subs you have.
That's unhealthy, and also a cowardly way to approach criticism. Plus, it REALLY feels like a big ego boost from Dhar Mann, who LITERALLY writes IN HIS OWN SCRIPT: "You're Dhar Mann, everyone loves you!"
Like WOW, I'm REALLY convinced he's a good person there!
1:07:15 Oh no, the dog food is everywhere, if only there was an animal that can eat this so I don’t have to clean it up. Bruh Dhar Mann characters.
This unexpected friendship between Augustduck and Barbara is what I live for 😭 “what is going on??”
“I don’t know Barbara 😃” 💀
also I LOVE your videos they make my day 🥹
Yeah? I kept thinking of Megamind.
I love to think the Dhar Mann actors can't get through their lines without laughing and that's why Dhar Mann refuses to pay them.
I once was sick for two weeks straight and didnt get to go to the doctors, so freaking out over going to the doctors never really struck me as relatable
He didn't want exposed
1:07:20 awhh poor doggy, forced to be in the video
1:27:10 when the knockoff portion begins
Dhar Mann videos be like
Bully: Haha your cringe loser
Kid: you hurt my feelings😭
also kid after an "inspirational" speech from the teacher: At least I walk around with a father and you don't
Dhar Mann: So the message of the story is that treat others the way you want to be treated.
August: *It's free ad revenue*
Some of these scenarios are so easily solvable with a 1 2 combo. But I forgot Nobody Will Listen!
Lol so true
POV she still let him skip school to teach him some dumb lesson, cringe!
dhar man changed my life, before i watched him i was happy, after i watched him i was depressed
Same