Breaking Prison Architect By Creating A Tiny Prison With 500 Prisoners

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @BaronVonAnime
    @BaronVonAnime 2 года назад +836

    ISP, I'd like to mention that prisoners can turn criminally insane if their needs are ignored for too long.

    • @iamseamonkey6688
      @iamseamonkey6688 2 года назад +72

      they're already criminals so wouldn't it just be regular insane?

    • @fishygaming793
      @fishygaming793 2 года назад +16

      They can turn insane when they do something really wrong. If you go to extras, you can turn of changing to insane.

    • @dilapidatedorangedrink4527
      @dilapidatedorangedrink4527 2 года назад +2

      GOOD BARON

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 2 года назад +5

      Ah good, *A solution.*

    • @Macckks
      @Macckks 2 года назад +14

      @@iamseamonkey6688 regular people become regular insane. criminals turn criminally insane

  • @ScaryFoot
    @ScaryFoot 2 года назад +219

    I feel like every time ISP finds the mangled corpse of a prisoner next to a landmine its like finding a dead rat in a rat trap.

  • @alanko208
    @alanko208 2 года назад +704

    I can confirm as an ex-correctional officer, that finding multiple people in the same bed is one of the fastest ways to ruin your day.

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 2 года назад +14

      lmao

    • @yeeted9466
      @yeeted9466 2 года назад

      Why does that matter? Why does it matter if prisoners fuck?

    • @aurofication2
      @aurofication2 2 года назад +109

      The possible stories woven from this info range from amazingly heartwarming to revoltingly disgusting. I guess a big factor in this might be whether the persons in the bed are actually alive.

    • @partylizard8343
      @partylizard8343 2 года назад +53

      @@aurofication2 I think it’s the fucking

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 2 года назад +21

      @@partylizard8343 Straight to the point, huh?

  • @zombiefied7628
    @zombiefied7628 2 года назад +280

    This man actually made a grand for reforming a prisoner.

    • @yeeted9466
      @yeeted9466 2 года назад +21

      They were so scared of heading back they were reformed

  • @ADWPFF
    @ADWPFF 2 года назад +39

    "At least I've been telling the ladies that for years"
    Dont lie to us ISP, you're a Hearts of Iron IV gamer, you never talk to ladies

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 2 года назад +96

    You made that Rwandan prison where it was so overcrowded people couldn't even lie down. I believe it was Gitarama.
    Or Camp Sumpter, that one Civil War prison that was basically a stockade full shoulder-to-shoulder with people...
    Kinda crazy there's at least 2 instances where your joke prison actually happened IRL...

  • @jtrusczyk9742
    @jtrusczyk9742 2 года назад +71

    ISP may be running the prison, but I think he might be more of a criminal designing the prison then the actual criminals

  • @MIC_Enjoyer
    @MIC_Enjoyer 2 года назад +121

    You know you’re onto something when your prison looks like a german-soviet PoW camp

    • @Brwigames
      @Brwigames 2 года назад +15

      nah man this looks like japanese POW camp

    • @_Hamler
      @_Hamler 2 года назад +10

      @@Brwigames this prison would be like a luxury to anyone who's been in a Japanese POW camp

    • @maestus6
      @maestus6 2 года назад +1

      Actually looks like a canadian pow camp from WW I

    • @Thomaas551
      @Thomaas551 8 месяцев назад

      Andersonville from the American Civil War

  • @theunheardvoice007
    @theunheardvoice007 2 года назад +59

    American prison system vs. slave that buys all Paradox DLC. Which cost more?

  • @nomnomxddd7341
    @nomnomxddd7341 2 года назад +69

    Snipers firing at prisoners sleeping in dirt reminded me of some movie... What was it? Ah yes... Schindler's List

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 года назад +10

    I wonder what the minimum security gang members did to get sent to prison?
    Like, imagine arresting the Blood's chief accountant for bank fraud. What would they even look like? A gangster, all tattooed up, and checking the quarterly report for the drug business.
    I think that's just hilarious.

  • @Dalynx09
    @Dalynx09 2 года назад +69

    why not make a prison with a single bed and all of It being a fight club next?

  • @Poopdahoop
    @Poopdahoop 2 года назад +37

    dont forget about the greatest prison of all
    HOI4 A to Z

  • @drearyplane8259
    @drearyplane8259 2 года назад +18

    Concentration camp. You made a concentration camp.

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 2 года назад +2

      yeah... that's exactly what he did

  • @kiwigamer4671
    @kiwigamer4671 2 года назад +3

    isp over here making the Black Hole of Calcutta

  • @WC3fanatic997
    @WC3fanatic997 2 года назад +2

    Man give that Sniper Guard a raise, he was doing his job with gusto

  • @roboticgamer8990
    @roboticgamer8990 2 года назад +19

    couldn't you do this somewhat legitimately by making all punishment being put in solitary for a million years?

  • @EnforcerX71
    @EnforcerX71 2 года назад +5

    ISP may be the first person ever taken to The Hague for crimes against video game characters.

  • @tapeesa2866
    @tapeesa2866 2 года назад +13

    You should Colab with isorrrowprosuctions

    • @Skill_Issued
      @Skill_Issued 2 года назад

      How dare you say his name Isorrowproductions I a history nerd

  • @FortuneZer0
    @FortuneZer0 2 года назад +7

    Meh. Prison Warden, Storage unit owner, whats the difference anyways?

  • @cdub35071
    @cdub35071 2 года назад +3

    Next time we will see ISP get followed by the International Criminal Court and the Human Rights Court.

  • @bigloopsie
    @bigloopsie 2 года назад +60

    POV: Hong Kong

    • @Killson12
      @Killson12 2 года назад +1

      @The Game Challenge 🅥 i hate you people

    • @АртурАртур-у9ю5щ
      @АртурАртур-у9ю5щ 2 года назад

      Seems accurate enough

    • @iLors
      @iLors 2 года назад

      @Xi Jiping Holy crap is that real Xi Jinping both president of the Peoples Republic of China and secretary general of the chinese communist party

    • @papacaliente8789
      @papacaliente8789 2 года назад

      @The Game Challenge 🅥 dont open

  • @mud4realiez
    @mud4realiez 2 года назад +17

    just what i needed to ignore the crushing weight of late stage capitalism!

    • @xtron1234
      @xtron1234 2 года назад +1

      Ain't that the truth.

  • @Hiroakiarai88
    @Hiroakiarai88 2 года назад +14

    Lets goooo more prison artitect.

  • @B_Cleric_Time
    @B_Cleric_Time 2 года назад +6

    Isn't this what the Germans did to their Red Army POWs

  • @mischakirkorow4424
    @mischakirkorow4424 2 года назад +2

    Isp made a mass production animal farm bur for prisoners

  • @cyrusthagreat6649
    @cyrusthagreat6649 2 года назад +14

    He has a prisoner named "Awesomeness"

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 2 года назад +2

    Puts 500 people in one holding cell
    *Siraj-ud-Daulah would like to know your location*

  • @NeiasaurusCreations
    @NeiasaurusCreations 2 месяца назад

    Oh you know we're in for human rights violations when his source of food is a toilet.

  • @juliankirkby6282
    @juliankirkby6282 2 года назад +1

    Maybe the real prison is the youtubers we subscribe to along the way?

  • @Gabeslicor
    @Gabeslicor 2 года назад +2

    Make the most evil prison possible and then get sent there and try to escape

  • @PerceeP927
    @PerceeP927 2 года назад +1

    this channel is the psychological horror analog to the traditional horror channel isorrowproductions

  • @sottourr
    @sottourr 2 года назад +1

    Funny internet man you make living more painful and I adore suffering so I like you

  • @leoschenk2118
    @leoschenk2118 2 года назад

    And ISP has now made the black hole of Calcutta for fun

  • @wtalley117
    @wtalley117 2 года назад +1

    Isp, accidentally built Guantanamo Bay.

  • @Pelasmo
    @Pelasmo 2 года назад

    the snipers shooting the guys in the holding cell: *its Target practise.*

  • @oniongreen13
    @oniongreen13 2 года назад +1

    these and your sims videos are my favorite. the hoi4 ones are kinda played out tbh

  • @stick_boy911
    @stick_boy911 2 года назад +7

    Nice

  • @isaacandersen1
    @isaacandersen1 2 года назад

    I want to see isp on storage wars one day

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 года назад

    6:26 The prisoner nearest to the doors, Sandy, looks like Alex the Rambler.

  • @daniyarahmed2527
    @daniyarahmed2527 2 года назад

    if you check extras you can disable inmates turning insane

  • @Probigask
    @Probigask 2 года назад +1

    7:35, so they can turn insane whilst in prison.

  • @incent.
    @incent. 2 года назад

    Good job ISP you basically made a german death camp

  • @wildlyagressivedeckchairs
    @wildlyagressivedeckchairs Год назад +1

    Last time I decide to watch your videos while eating

  • @belgrifex
    @belgrifex 2 года назад +1

    Rheinwiesenlager go brrrrr

  • @GWManin
    @GWManin 2 года назад +1

    Turn the entire map into a cell!

  • @WolfgangDoW
    @WolfgangDoW 2 года назад

    That holding cell is literally shooting fish in a barrel

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 2 года назад

      Much harder when you're aiming for a specific fish.

  • @oldgreggsmadmemes4431
    @oldgreggsmadmemes4431 2 года назад +1

    You should try some funny and silly mods for Project zombied Oblivion CK3 and such if possible plz

  • @osgibson2789
    @osgibson2789 2 года назад

    You should have an artillery only gamer supps flavour, I would buy it

  • @septillion.
    @septillion. 2 года назад +5

    Pov: Turkish Prison.

  • @angelolawrencecano204
    @angelolawrencecano204 2 года назад +1

    the food place thing was facing the wall

  • @mikerochburns9560
    @mikerochburns9560 Год назад

    But how are we supposed to reform people if we don’t imprison them first

  • @racsoleerf124
    @racsoleerf124 2 года назад +1

    The prisoners are rangers fans with that eating situation

  • @Me-zj4fd
    @Me-zj4fd 2 года назад +2

    Prison? Are you sure this isn’t the Gulag?

  • @tymector
    @tymector 2 года назад

    Ahh yes, with u ISP its always death camp architect isin't it

  • @tophatproductions3031
    @tophatproductions3031 2 года назад

    The Black Hole of Calcutta, Documentary (2022)

  • @generalgrievous5358
    @generalgrievous5358 2 года назад

    This reminds me of that time I was in North Korean jail, good memories :)

  • @Based_n_Boredpilled
    @Based_n_Boredpilled 2 года назад +1

    ISP is all about jamming a lot of men in a tight space.

  • @notoriousgoblin83
    @notoriousgoblin83 2 года назад +2

    Somehow this is better conditions than most US prisons

  • @GambinoTheGoat
    @GambinoTheGoat 2 года назад

    very fun and totally not wrong

  • @kotwczapce1742
    @kotwczapce1742 2 года назад

    i mean they are criminals, most of them don't deserve any better

  • @themostposhdog7405
    @themostposhdog7405 2 года назад +1

    With the amount of genocide and shit happening in china rn I know for a fact those numbers are some cap

  • @Whitecat372
    @Whitecat372 2 года назад +7

    America Simulator

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 2 года назад +2

      More like South American prison simulator

  • @madeinaholeinyourrightwing4597
    @madeinaholeinyourrightwing4597 2 года назад +2

    egypt prison simulator

  • @Ramschat
    @Ramschat 2 года назад

    Alternative title: The US incarceration system

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 2 года назад +1

    Obligatory "you made my high school" comment

  • @sinope5953
    @sinope5953 2 года назад

    Looks like a normal south american prison

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 2 года назад +2

    now we need the tiny challenge in Victoria 2

  • @guidojacobs2002
    @guidojacobs2002 2 года назад +1

    2:24 Aaaaand I'm noping out of this video. Nope, nope, nope, where's the brain bleach? I need to sterilize the grossness I just witnessed.

  • @orshu45
    @orshu45 2 года назад +1

    it kinda looks like guantanamo

  • @magik9pietro921
    @magik9pietro921 2 года назад

    You made Philippines simulator basicly

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 2 года назад

    WOOOOO!

  • @monolith-AGN
    @monolith-AGN 2 года назад +1

    Brazillian prison be like:

  • @Luathem
    @Luathem 2 года назад

    What does this has to do with Tennessee

  • @yoshilovesyoshi
    @yoshilovesyoshi 8 месяцев назад

    Soviet Prison system, circa 1935

  • @lawrencevanafrika9898
    @lawrencevanafrika9898 2 года назад

    Imperator Rome 2.0

  • @Huzai9
    @Huzai9 2 года назад

    It felt like watching a jojo episode

  • @yesman6559
    @yesman6559 2 года назад

    Yes

  • @SalariaStudios
    @SalariaStudios 2 года назад

    Fyre festival 2.0

  • @kyllesyt4813
    @kyllesyt4813 2 года назад

    damn your video is nice

  • @shadowkingxyz
    @shadowkingxyz 2 года назад

    ISP

  • @duncanr3313
    @duncanr3313 2 года назад

    You should check out this new game called Hearts of Iron 4 💉💯💪

  • @lucascruz5395
    @lucascruz5395 2 года назад

    Almost a brazilian prison

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio 2 года назад

    wow

  • @notnevski2273
    @notnevski2273 2 года назад

    Average-sized* prison

  • @masterofallthelakesintown2472
    @masterofallthelakesintown2472 2 года назад

    Oh nein

    • @masterofallthelakesintown2472
      @masterofallthelakesintown2472 2 года назад

      Also why do find this so god dam funny?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!!!!! I AM MORE OF A MONSTER THAN A MAN!!!!!! !

  • @kratosboy5557
    @kratosboy5557 2 года назад

    I love osma bin landan

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 2 года назад +1

    I sure hope this game is already banned in Australia for it's display of cruelty.
    That said, if they watch ISP, they'd probably ban all games he ever plays.

  • @mighty_spirit8532
    @mighty_spirit8532 2 года назад

    Based

  • @lactic.1284
    @lactic.1284 2 года назад +1

    12 th comment

  • @zombcheese7313
    @zombcheese7313 2 года назад +7

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I (do I)
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
    Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
    Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  • @diamondman1972
    @diamondman1972 2 года назад +2

    POV: You live in China

  • @thesmilyguyguy9799
    @thesmilyguyguy9799 2 года назад

    = D

  • @Fuofff
    @Fuofff 2 года назад

    THIS IS NOT HOI4 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • @RMadaraPlay
    @RMadaraPlay Год назад +1

    This is just brazilian prisons you copycat

  • @00oKMo00
    @00oKMo00 2 года назад

    Gulag 😳

  • @Elizabean1984
    @Elizabean1984 2 года назад

    ruclips.net/video/kz01Uvt-i1E/видео.html
    Finally it's here