Country contest of awesomness

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • you have questions ? dont ask in comments, send me a PM on RUclips or Facebook, il answere there ewerybody :) !
    / vilkaz.zebigwan
    / vilkaz
    this is less "all funn" clip, this is my try, to represent few Countrys, with theyr typical melodys and kinda theyr stereotypes.
    it was kinda hard, to put a country in 30 sek and to find a clip that is FUNNY about that,
    so tell me, is this kinda of videos ok for you, or you woud like more "1 theme, all 3 minutes long only 1 theme :)"
    my thanks goes as allways to :
    - Vincent, for saving the subtitles from grammar monster
    - Adem Os, for i desided to do this video when i chatet with him on facebook,
    - Dennis Jager, for sending me all memes of Internetz, so i saved houers if not days of time!
    if you think you understand EVERITHING what was told on the Outtro, show it :D
    send me a PM with the outtro text :p
    im pretty sure its allmoust imposibru so the first person thta will decode all text, will be put into description :)
    IF i used your Video, that you recordet and put it online, please contact me
    with your link, i will put it into description !
    but please, no reuploaders, only original "Recorders" :)
    i will

Комментарии • 555

  • @Exodon2020
    @Exodon2020 9 лет назад +840

    Only in Germany you can do a city tour and take the bar with you

    • @EmperorVitrag
      @EmperorVitrag 7 лет назад +12

      Wernher von Kerman its in hungary too in budapest on the Margit sziget (sziget=island)

    • @michatruongvu2470
      @michatruongvu2470 7 лет назад +1

      Wernher von Kerman hi!! im Wertij Von Belker.

    • @thekittycats8061
      @thekittycats8061 7 лет назад +7

      Wow 2 Kermans in the top 4 comments

    • @ichspiellp3685
      @ichspiellp3685 6 лет назад +1

      Wernher von Kerman I dontget this

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 6 лет назад

      I am gene kerman but psst not really

  • @namegoeshere2418
    @namegoeshere2418 6 лет назад +289

    Finland: So, you drive trough rivers?
    Russia: Yea.
    *Drunk Man in Finland found guiding a blind person driving a car*

    • @gubbtratt1
      @gubbtratt1 2 года назад

      In russia, they drive their big logging KrAZ and Ural and looks cool, in finland we do the same but with normal road trucks.

    • @manender1020
      @manender1020 Год назад

      @@gubbtratt1 in Russia, KAMAZ and Ural are the normal road trucks comrade

    • @gubbtratt1
      @gubbtratt1 Год назад

      @@manender1020 then what is considered offroad trucks?

  • @truekisoka
    @truekisoka 2 года назад +93

    And here I am still waiting for 10 years now for part 2

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  2 года назад +73

      sry :D Sadly most people only care about their countries.
      Besides, it took alot of time to find national music for different countries and compose something that sounded okayisch. (Besides Germany, for germany i simply freestyled with Alpenhütte music in mind :)

    • @truekisoka
      @truekisoka 2 года назад +16

      @@TheVilkaz Well my country was already in there ^-^; but still, thinking about finland it might have some good stuff as well

    • @ionizedparticle
      @ionizedparticle Год назад +15

      @@TheVilkaz you're alive!
      a miracle

    • @Hehehe42069
      @Hehehe42069 Год назад +1

      @@TheVilkaz wait your alive and didn't get a heart attack?!?

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 Год назад

      @@TheVilkazupload more!

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism 8 лет назад +179

    2:05
    Never forget, 7 - 1.

    • @walletherobot4424
      @walletherobot4424 5 лет назад +14

      2018:
      *south Korea kicked Germanys ass*
      Brazil: that's good to hear...hue...hue...hue...

    • @tuke4747
      @tuke4747 5 лет назад +3

      2019:
      Ence kicked Liquids ass
      EZ4ENCE

    • @sutamitas4891
      @sutamitas4891 5 лет назад +1

      O CMON

    • @surfyplayer8231
      @surfyplayer8231 5 лет назад +4

      I have that on tape and framed it( half German and really into football)

    • @viniciusstrugata
      @viniciusstrugata 5 лет назад +1

      Just shut up

  • @thekebab1453
    @thekebab1453 5 лет назад +97

    1:17 **Panzerkampfwagen Karwagon 1 Ausf. D**

    • @fishin_da_hood5020
      @fishin_da_hood5020 3 года назад +6

      Panzerkampfwagengshutzenvolksrakrad ausf 3

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 3 года назад +3

      Imagine if they made ambulances specialized for during inside a battlefield and they call it Krankenpanzer

  • @kingvii9896
    @kingvii9896 8 лет назад +432

    I think the whole polish verse should be replaced with the word kurwa

    • @michalsimanek6988
      @michalsimanek6988 8 лет назад +17

      sooo: KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA :D done

    • @kingvii9896
      @kingvii9896 8 лет назад +2

      Jebidiah Kerman yup

    • @opossums.in.a.trenchcoat
      @opossums.in.a.trenchcoat 8 лет назад +2

      It's funny you want to record Minecraft from space. I think you know what I mean, and yes. I can speak Czech. I just had to say it. D:

    • @kingvii9896
      @kingvii9896 8 лет назад +1

      EpickáLopatka to who was that message becouse i dont speak czech

    • @opossums.in.a.trenchcoat
      @opossums.in.a.trenchcoat 8 лет назад +1

      king VII It was respond to that Jebediah guy..
      :)

  • @michakrupa2465
    @michakrupa2465 5 лет назад +57

    I'd normally be angry for making fun of my country, but that song is too good. Clear masterpiece.

  • @mkfan09
    @mkfan09 12 лет назад +70

    I'm American, and the Heavy infantry joke made me laugh like crazy.

  • @Snauffie
    @Snauffie 10 лет назад +281

    Haha 2014 we will win :D

  • @einflys4984
    @einflys4984 7 лет назад +34

    1:26...Dafaq
    2:00...holy ducks
    2:35...Well This is..

    • @Igor_054
      @Igor_054 2 года назад

      @@jackandeson6302 You mean the Brazilian one? I don't know exactly that one, but if you search for "surra de bunda" on youtube, you will find hundreds of videos with that same style of dance. Delete your search history later...

  • @Staulbern
    @Staulbern 5 лет назад +40

    1:17how much is this its gonna be tottally worth my money

    • @MonsieurWeevil
      @MonsieurWeevil 3 года назад +1

      100000000000000000000 Mark... from the Weimar Republic.

  • @PPal-hc5ni
    @PPal-hc5ni 4 года назад +41

    "we have the friendliest police"
    2020:no

    • @howardhowietaylor3628
      @howardhowietaylor3628 4 года назад +20

      They actually are friendly, the problem is they killed a black man, even tought the black man took drugs, killed a newborn and was taking part in an hit and run, the police were not to kill him? He was not cooperating with the cops.

    • @matthewdilks2677
      @matthewdilks2677 Год назад +2

      @@howardhowietaylor3628you think they just killed one? There is a reason the race percentages in prison do not match with the race percentages of the rest of the country

    • @aryanram02
      @aryanram02 10 месяцев назад

      @@howardhowietaylor3628 oh come on man please dont act this blind. there are terrabites of video proof of how garbage united states police is. its literally the worst, you guys have meaningless police chases and 100s of police and criminals and innocents die in these stupid things and your police id DEFINATELY racist there is like stagerring amount of proof of that too.
      i cant belive 21 likes and counting, people liked that comment its insane on racist america is.

    • @aryanram02
      @aryanram02 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@howardhowietaylor3628i think you are referring to george floyd here, yes he did have a rap sheet but the police didnt know that, they started agressively approaching him because he is black and okay, lets say they did know he was a criminal but what in the world can justify the way he killed that man. he is serving 20 years in prison but we all know how lineant usa is when it comes their own cops he will be out again soon.

  • @arandompotatoontheinternet8099
    @arandompotatoontheinternet8099 6 лет назад +123

    0:17 a bit more like we invented communism and lived in tetris XD

    • @elitegaming3339
      @elitegaming3339 6 лет назад +11

      A Random Potato On The Internet Potato Karl Marx made cummusim Karl marx was german

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 6 лет назад +13

      Elite Gaming333 how ironic

  • @katarmstrong7168
    @katarmstrong7168 6 лет назад +44

    I showed the Russian part to my friend who grew up in Russia and it was the first time I saw him laugh so hard lol

  • @game5plays
    @game5plays 4 года назад +8

    Usa: we have the friendliest police
    Everyone in 2020: Are you sure about that

  • @RuminatingKiwi927
    @RuminatingKiwi927 5 лет назад +12

    0:27 Indonesia bus drivers : "Hold my beer"

  • @davidchristensen2970
    @davidchristensen2970 8 лет назад +16

    "Heavy Infantry" I almost fell out of my chair. : )

  • @CZkarpa
    @CZkarpa 3 года назад +5

    Oh for the fuck's sake, this video is from 2012? Like I was at elementary school when I first seen this video and now I have a fucking job...

    • @philardo
      @philardo 2 года назад +1

      watched it much later in like 2017, but even that feels like a lifetime ago, at this point

  • @nikolajgrubbe7196
    @nikolajgrubbe7196 10 лет назад +185

    Russia already won.

    • @jostdolinsek944
      @jostdolinsek944 6 лет назад

      :)

    • @pokemongineer2748
      @pokemongineer2748 6 лет назад

      I mean, they had the most footage :D
      Nice Profile Pic btw

    • @h3l0p6
      @h3l0p6 5 лет назад

      That's where you are wrong kiddo

    • @xseifgamer5730
      @xseifgamer5730 5 лет назад +2

      @@h3l0p6 shut up american kid

    • @h3l0p6
      @h3l0p6 5 лет назад

      @@xseifgamer5730 How would you even know that im American

  • @FQP-7024
    @FQP-7024 5 лет назад +16

    2:01 where did you find this man?!?! 😉😉

  • @Jacobovich1
    @Jacobovich1 12 лет назад +11

    0:04 some people don`t understood why russian KAMAZ won "Rally - Dakar" 11 times
    Thanks, TheVilkaz, from Russia

  • @panzersfm3642
    @panzersfm3642 4 года назад +6

    usa in 2012 : i have friendliestrpolice
    usa 2020:racisim goes brrrr

  • @brick00vsky
    @brick00vsky 6 лет назад +32

    Thanks for adding here Poland :)

    • @russianbroskie2026
      @russianbroskie2026 5 лет назад +1

      Quick question what dose qurwa means?

    • @wiktorjaciow9815
      @wiktorjaciow9815 5 лет назад

      @@russianbroskie2026 kurwa means whore

    • @destromann6814
      @destromann6814 5 лет назад

      @@wiktorjaciow9815 nah. Kurwa = Fuck

    • @dawid5127
      @dawid5127 5 лет назад

      @@destromann6814 zależy jak i dokogo muwisz.

  • @person-ep7yc
    @person-ep7yc 6 лет назад +24

    Polish pic wins

  • @AnInformedGuy
    @AnInformedGuy 11 лет назад +18

    part 2 with Canada, china, India, Britain, and Italy!

  • @ivlixiv255
    @ivlixiv255 8 лет назад +26

    1:51 Ja Pierdole słysze

  • @SweetCreeper132PL
    @SweetCreeper132PL 8 лет назад +22

    1:09 Can I have instrumental version of this part of song?

    • @Divran22
      @Divran22 6 лет назад +2

      Exclamation Mark [SC PL] its "Der Berg ruft"

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  4 года назад +6

      oehm, i dont htink this is relevant in 2020 :D ? Also ... the hard disc with the files is in my hystorisation shelve :) sry

    • @davideromano4134
      @davideromano4134 4 года назад +1

      @@TheVilkaz It's been a long time since the last video.
      Will you upload Country Contest of awesomeness 2?

    • @satten735
      @satten735 3 года назад

      @@davideromano4134 he will do it if he want this

  • @nottelling8129
    @nottelling8129 5 лет назад +6

    It’s been years
    Where is part 2 ;-;

  • @guardian1182
    @guardian1182 6 лет назад +9

    Im watching this in 2018. 2:09 nice

  • @TheGamingSyndrom
    @TheGamingSyndrom 8 лет назад +8

    i want the smartest tank o__o

  • @dota2fanclub
    @dota2fanclub 4 года назад +3

    I wonder why youtube didnt recommended me till 8 years. Its so entertaining.

  • @theroncolby2200
    @theroncolby2200 7 лет назад +10

    USSR
    won the contest for me

  • @skribby838
    @skribby838 Год назад +3

    Man… why did I find this masterpieces so late…F

    • @Hehehe42069
      @Hehehe42069 Год назад +3

      Good news,Vilkaz is alive he had a comment 3 months ago

  • @vladimirfickdusiemir135
    @vladimirfickdusiemir135 8 лет назад +5

    Correct the song. Germany was Champion in. 2014, after we kicked off Brazil 7:1 xD

    • @walletherobot4424
      @walletherobot4424 5 лет назад +1

      2018: *south Korea kicked Germanys ass*
      Brazi: that's good to hear...hue...hue...hue...

  • @dmnskt
    @dmnskt 12 лет назад +7

    Круто! Жаль, что только песня инженера собрала столько просмотров, другие тоже этого заслуживают.

  • @generalfeldmarschallpolycr8118
    @generalfeldmarschallpolycr8118 4 года назад

    USA:We have the friendliest police
    2020:im gonna end this department whole career

  • @user-ze5zj4ey4s
    @user-ze5zj4ey4s 12 лет назад +6

    Everything i can reply, saying frankly, that it's awesome. From russia with love.

  • @tenebrithewolf3055
    @tenebrithewolf3055 6 лет назад +4

    Brasil! The true B E S T C O N T R Y

  • @ronineter1
    @ronineter1 12 лет назад +3

    Holland is the most awesome country in the world! We have legal weed, The walls in amsterdam, carnaval and of course meters of beer!

  • @danielkirchhoff7372
    @danielkirchhoff7372 7 лет назад +2

    Awesome :D Best regards from germany

  • @bartekjakis1556
    @bartekjakis1556 2 года назад +2

    We need russian part 1h

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  Год назад +1

      russia part 2 would include their leaders, a giant cactus, the future of the country and some sexual context ....

  • @nickfla1
    @nickfla1 10 лет назад +10

    Part 2!

  • @gamingwhitgames
    @gamingwhitgames 10 лет назад +22

    Make part 2 with the netherlands and uk

    • @KaiserIschl
      @KaiserIschl 6 лет назад

      yeah they should do that but insted of uk they should do: Canada, Norway and iceland

    • @Themanwiththeplan1899
      @Themanwiththeplan1899 6 лет назад

      The Scandinavian Dutchboy's screw you

    • @KaiserIschl
      @KaiserIschl 6 лет назад

      hey E.J GAMER nobody asked you something so dont answer anything

    • @Themanwiththeplan1899
      @Themanwiththeplan1899 6 лет назад

      The Scandinavian Dutchboy's I'm British you idiot

    • @KaiserIschl
      @KaiserIschl 6 лет назад

      did i ask you something and why should i care you are british

  • @thenintenbro9193
    @thenintenbro9193 6 лет назад +6

    2014 nope didn't win

  • @h3l0p6
    @h3l0p6 5 лет назад +1

    Polish tank: -Shoots enemy tank-
    Bullet: -Penetrates-
    Bullet in the same time: Kurwa

  • @_bsmark_6496
    @_bsmark_6496 5 лет назад +5

    0:23 ЭТО РОССИЯ.. ДЕТКА!!! >:D

  • @alechiocc5642
    @alechiocc5642 9 лет назад +5

    Second part please!

  • @pustykana9201
    @pustykana9201 8 лет назад +31

    I'm Polish and I know Poland is awesome

    • @mateuszsoszynski7880
      @mateuszsoszynski7880 8 лет назад +1

      Łał, nie wiedziałem że Polska jest tak wyjątkowa, że znalazła się w tym "zestawieniu".

    • @piter10p
      @piter10p 8 лет назад +1

      +Mateusz Soszyński Internet tłumaczy wszsytko xD

    • @hasasanka
      @hasasanka 8 лет назад +1

      +piter10p szkoda że nie było nic o naszej zdorności do regeneracji (eh zabory eh)

    • @pustykana9201
      @pustykana9201 8 лет назад +1

      to by było dobre

    • @hasasanka
      @hasasanka 8 лет назад

      to było do mnie?

  • @ausintune9014
    @ausintune9014 7 лет назад +3

    sauerkraut is also quite popular in russia

  • @duty1894
    @duty1894 10 лет назад +43

    North pole south pole we are everywhere BTW POLAND TAKES THIS VIDEO :D

  • @TalionOswaldCostanza
    @TalionOswaldCostanza 3 года назад +2

    Do you have a Finland one?

  • @mullethater4223
    @mullethater4223 3 года назад +1

    2:09 7x1, unfortunately,I cried that day

  • @theincrediblefox
    @theincrediblefox 10 лет назад +23

    hey im from germany greetings and all you sayd about our country is absolutly correct ;)

  • @Carvin153
    @Carvin153 10 лет назад +26

    Cezch Republic please :).

    •  6 лет назад +3

      Cezch. Vážně?

    • @russianbroskie2026
      @russianbroskie2026 5 лет назад +1

      The land of porn

    • @jakubpiotr5474
      @jakubpiotr5474 5 лет назад +1

      @@0m7064 I think it's more like Poland

    • @dslvf7211
      @dslvf7211 2 года назад

      Jasně

    • @dslvf7211
      @dslvf7211 2 года назад

      Rád bych to slyšel ale...... těch 7 let...

  • @KT8D5
    @KT8D5 6 лет назад +23

    Poland
    The land of po xD

  • @fabioalberto4452
    @fabioalberto4452 5 лет назад +1

    hehe, thanks for adding Brasil

  • @mikoajyzwa239
    @mikoajyzwa239 8 лет назад +20

    1:48 its in Poland>Łódź>Widzew

    • @mallynowy
      @mallynowy 8 лет назад +3

      Musiał, no poprostu musiał

    • @pastor3271
      @pastor3271 6 лет назад

      Okokkkoklk

  • @beeshoney899
    @beeshoney899 3 года назад +3

    2:02 I need that image in HD or some keyword or source!

  • @sanssational8684
    @sanssational8684 6 лет назад +1

    Part?

  • @androidplayer1235
    @androidplayer1235 6 лет назад +1

    I think Igor doesn't make vids anymore because windows 7 is forgotten and windows 10 doesn't have movie maker

  • @MrLavax303
    @MrLavax303 12 лет назад +1

    00:22 - 00:27 Best dance I've ever seen

  • @Th3Build3r
    @Th3Build3r 5 лет назад +1

    2019 anyone?

  • @AstarothII
    @AstarothII 6 лет назад +1

    Dude in the lyrics stand “you need a beer transport” that mean in german “brauchst *du *einen beer Transport
    But u say not ”du“ u say ”wir” and ”wir” means in English ”we”

  • @alexkiwi2
    @alexkiwi2 11 лет назад +1

    please give me the link from 0:26

  • @zKampeR45
    @zKampeR45 6 лет назад +2

    2:35 video pls

  • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
    @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 3 года назад +1

    0:49
    A blessed image

  • @darthdead97
    @darthdead97 5 лет назад

    To 1:34 : The police car is in front of the BMW, so it was at least as fast driven over a longer period. I think only in Dubai there are faster police cars than in Germany.

  • @JHVOGamers
    @JHVOGamers 5 лет назад

    Where are the cow bells in the Brazil part?

  • @vovinio2012
    @vovinio2012 Год назад

    "2014 we will win" Have someone tell to the Brazil yet?

  • @galaxypl7756
    @galaxypl7756 5 лет назад +2

    Communism, McDonald, 3rd reich, pierogi and football

  • @lolipanda2763
    @lolipanda2763 3 года назад +2

    2020 Russia would me more Sass

  • @user-is2qp6ls1d
    @user-is2qp6ls1d 5 лет назад +1

    Now this is a russian construction dozer's fraces from Rise of the Reds

    • @Megageks
      @Megageks Год назад

      I think you mistook the video. The proper one is called "Trust me, i'm an engineer !".And it is not dozer on the Russian side in Rise of the Reds, it is a crane. And I admit, that his fraces is one of the funniest thing I ever met in RTS. Althouh, I can say the same thing about "Bri'ish" units of ECA in this mod.

  • @karamboubou8579
    @karamboubou8579 5 лет назад

    2:07 thats called foreshadowing

  • @BlackGuardBogdy
    @BlackGuardBogdy 11 лет назад

    COUNTRY CONTEST OF AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS! PART 2!

  • @Primkin
    @Primkin 12 лет назад +1

    2:35 give me original version plz :)

  • @MIMALECKIPL
    @MIMALECKIPL 3 года назад +1

    Where part 2?

  • @ohjeerick8716
    @ohjeerick8716 5 лет назад

    Only in belgium you can be arrested for being not drunk driving

  • @halosam2963
    @halosam2963 6 лет назад

    What is the first song? The tune is very familiar but I can't place it.

  • @silent_shadow6157
    @silent_shadow6157 5 лет назад

    Ah 1:33. The only country where Highway-speedlimit is set by your engine.

  • @EL50r1zat10n
    @EL50r1zat10n 8 лет назад +1

    wtf did i just heard

  • @randomcreek
    @randomcreek 3 года назад +1

    That "friendliest police" picture is from Canada...

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  Год назад +1

      yes ! this was the joke :)

  • @user-ty2ry2sk2w
    @user-ty2ry2sk2w 5 лет назад +1

    2:01 wow

  • @mismija5579
    @mismija5579 5 лет назад

    Poland actualy is in 5 grade in all countres on the world with waepons

  • @randomuser5443
    @randomuser5443 4 года назад

    Friendliest cops
    That didn’t age too well

  • @owwsonewingwankersquadron5955
    @owwsonewingwankersquadron5955 6 лет назад

    The part where the soldiers triped was in Norway

  • @eastromangaming1033
    @eastromangaming1033 6 лет назад

    Don’t forget about that Polish space program

  • @dizhadee404
    @dizhadee404 5 лет назад +1

    0:03 truck russian vs china truck

  • @anticrist-venca658
    @anticrist-venca658 6 лет назад

    What is the melody in background

  • @coolmastergaming5304
    @coolmastergaming5304 6 лет назад

    I love this song. Can you please let download it some way thx

  • @mullethater4223
    @mullethater4223 3 года назад +2

    I Loved the brazil one hahahahahaha

  • @manofculture484
    @manofculture484 5 лет назад

    In Russia water bottles are filled with vodka

  • @CassioVA
    @CassioVA 12 лет назад +1

    Trust me I´m Brazilian, and mechanic engineer!!! XD

  • @quinnlabelle1040
    @quinnlabelle1040 6 лет назад

    For america the police part that was canadian police im laughong so hard man

  • @connorfox1551
    @connorfox1551 6 лет назад +2

    The stereotypes are real lmao

    • @sniperheroes3082
      @sniperheroes3082 3 года назад +1

      This guy actually took time to research about those countries, so it was no surprise that the stereotypes were spot on.

  • @hitsurapapel1978
    @hitsurapapel1978 4 года назад

    Im convinced they make these videos drunk

  • @tino_moser_999
    @tino_moser_999 5 лет назад

    Greets from the 25th June in 2019!
    Greets from Austria!

  • @happymations7166
    @happymations7166 6 лет назад +1

    still waiting on part 2

  • @dakotarose4739
    @dakotarose4739 6 лет назад

    Where can i but the tracked box car?

  • @rampage75_25
    @rampage75_25 3 года назад +1

    Sad the germany part is not true 😣

  • @vmbp_xy4116
    @vmbp_xy4116 2 года назад +1

    Nós estamos em todos os lugares heheh