i would just beat the shit out of him until the very thought of crossing me again would trigger a painful body reaction. which in case of george would mean probably losing a few limbs, given how stubbornly petty he is.
Who says that though. Breath taking? I mean if my air way is closing up I think George is out to get me or I have a new allergy. Epi pen is in b..a…..g… *gasps for breath *
Hell, she might have saved Jane's life, if she didn't warn her about George's tiny dink, they might have become engaged and George would have poisoned her too!
Also, George almost had a win on the festivas episode, he got away fooling Krueger so he kept his job, but the feats of strength kind of subtracted from his win lol
I didn't recognise the name at first cuz in Dutch the names r different but yeah its so satisfying when things finally go Donald's way at least once in an eon.
Seinfeld is one of those shows where I don’t even have to be paying attention and something will happen and I start laughing. I was trying to fall asleep the other night with this episode on in the background and the line about the breakfast being breathtaking had me laughing so hard
in season three THE ALTERNATE SIDE episode George laments "I can't even make a pot of spaghetti." i guess he secretly took cooking lessons in between seasons three and five. even Jerry is surprised how delicious the eggs are
Yea. But thats nothing. As kramer said just before this. She has to live with it the rest of her life that she went against her religion. 🤣🤣. George still gets last laugh.
When I have left over lobster tail I make lobster eggs the next morning, it's delicious. I also do the same with left over boiled shrimp. I just chop them up and add to the eggs. Delicious with toast and a cup of coffee.
As he should have. The host made a good point bringing up the story about his father: They were all sitting in that beautiful house with its ugly baby because of his father's decades of sacrifice, and to steal from a fisherman trying to earn his keep in a similar fashion was a personal affront to the homeowner.
Funny how she's so concerned about eating lobster because she's Jewish but doesn't have a problem with sleeping with her boyfriend. Oh how people pick and choose 😆
Jason was beat by Michael Richards himself three times at the Emmys. And the rest of the times he was nominated he was going up against crazy performances from A-list TV actors. Same thing happened to Steve Carrell, he never won an Emmy for Michael Scott either. I think these two are the most tragic snubs in Emmy's comedy history.
I think the reason I feel Jerry is the least funny character in Seinfeld is because he has the least amount of experience acting. George, Elaine, and Kramer were the real talent. They had brilliant comedic timing and believable chemistry among each other and everyone else.
@@nicholasmena998 wrong. it's over the line. she cost him some precious ass....that trumps phoney bologna religious vows. she deserves suffering beyond measure.
I don't think it is because she is allergic to shellfish. She is Jewish, and isn't allowed to eat shell fish. Her imaginary sky god will get angry and punish her for it.
Of course! I just wanted to get at ya, see if you were also an insomniac like me! I've been doing a Senfeld marathon and also seeing who else is awake.
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George is the wrong man to fudge with. His pettiness to get even knows no bounds. Lol
That's the kind of man I can respect tbh.
Elaine too. That woman is not one to play with
My toxic trait is thinking that it’s admirable
i would just beat the shit out of him until the very thought of crossing me again would trigger a painful body reaction. which in case of george would mean probably losing a few limbs, given how stubbornly petty he is.
I love how George put lobster in the eggs. Jerry's girlfriend deserved it.
Yeah she was such a Pious asshole she thought her shit did not stink just like that Kelly Preston John Travolta's wife they're all phonies fuck them
That’s probably why Jerry wasn’t even that upset about it, he knows she crossed the line.
@@matthewriley7826 yep he knows a gig was up and he can go get him some another b**** maybe even the redhead that left George.
People rarely get what’s coming to them. Jerry’s girlfriend was one of them.
@@darthsmallville forget Lola in the wheelchair her brakes failed.
Jason Alexander's delivery of the "Oh, good!" line is one of the best in history.
In history? wow
@@besteverepicmillennial5927 *Seinfeld history, there's definitely funnier ones from other shows.
It was breathtaking!
Yep and as soon he said that, I was like, "uh oh"
"the whole breakfast is breathtaking" then Elaine's face biting the orange lol
She's always making faces it's predictable.
It sounds more like 'breast-taking', because they all saw earlier George's girlfriend topless...
@@g3nov3s is because the doctor uses the term breathetaking for many things ruclips.net/video/JGQVYW9cMNE/видео.html
I thought he said "Breasttaking"
Who says that though. Breath taking? I mean if my air way is closing up I think George is out to get me or I have a new allergy. Epi pen is in b..a…..g… *gasps for breath *
From shrinkage to ownage!
@@kenham1
What are you, a fucking feminist?!?
@@kenham1 Well you have to be dickless to write a comment like yours in the first place.
Yeah, well, let's talk about it.. shrinkage is still shrinkage, his serving lobster to unsuspecting girl is a stab in the back..
@@afonsodeportugal aww, they removed kenhan1's comment...I'm curious, what did he say?
@@launabanauna496 LOL, you actually think I would remember a comment from one year ago? You are so cute! :)
Don’t mess with George. Going too far is his life
he migth forgive but he never forgets
Plus he has nothing to lose
He once flew to Akron to zing a guy.
Riley was able to mess with him just fine.
It's great how George can do that to jerrys lady friend and Jerry does not show any anger towards his good friends George. It was fair game
Jerry rarely gives a rats ass about his girlfriends feelings.
bros before hoes, Jerry turns around and there's another girl for him, while he could never meet another friend like George
Hell, she might have saved Jane's life, if she didn't warn her about George's tiny dink, they might have become engaged and George would have poisoned her too!
@NoWurENragedTOOBAD. Calm down.
@@greenrobot5 not true, elaine already has another george on tap.
I'm gonna start casually describing mundane, every day things as "breath-taking".
This whole clip is breathtaking
You're breathtaking!
I saw some grace in this comment
you gotta see the bab..... whole episode
I love it when george wins. This was such a satisfying episode lmao
..."his wife's in a comma"
He should always win
He's tops!
I agree, but he still gets hit with a tomato in the end ... :-/
I agree. It was a breathtaking victory.
Those rare occasions when George wins. It is kind of the same feeling as when Donald Duck wins one against Gladstone Gander.
I had to look up Gladstone Gander.
Or when Tom wins over Jerry
Also, George almost had a win on the festivas episode, he got away fooling Krueger so he kept his job, but the feats of strength kind of subtracted from his win lol
I didn't recognise the name at first cuz in Dutch the names r different but yeah its so satisfying when things finally go Donald's way at least once in an eon.
@@GuineaPigEveryday Yeah in Danish they are very different as well. I had to google for the English name of Donald's nemesis :)
"oh, enjoying them?" - George Cartman
My exact thoughts lol
XD
Hmm cartman 🤔
I call them tennerman eggs
Seinfeld is one of those shows where I don’t even have to be paying attention and something will happen and I start laughing. I was trying to fall asleep the other night with this episode on in the background and the line about the breakfast being breathtaking had me laughing so hard
From the man who poisoned his boss, this is nothing.
and killed his fiancé
What are you saying
@@soulburst what are you saying
@Chitragupta what are you saying
@@MariaLopez-ti4oo the wedding invitations
I loved how George got her in the end
Lobster scramble sounds really good.
I mean it wasn't any of Rachel's business to tell George's girlfriend about his Size so I don't blame George for messing with her.
Agreed. She was a jerk. And Jane wasn't that cute either.
I can honestly say I would've done the same thing. One of the few times George comes out on top.
I think it’s the only time except for when he got the job with the Yankees and Eliane became George cause Jerry always evens out
@@NeoakiraIV LOL. One friend is up, one is down? See how this all works out for me? That was classic.
She still got off lightly
The most satisfying moment for George to date.
George's revenge was breathtaking.
I fuckin love how George says "Enjoying them."
Your enjoying em mmhmm oh good 😅
they tend to shrink in the water lol!
basically humiliated george and he got the last laugh.
George: the first Cartman
Thinking about this scene just the other day for really no apparent reason. But, those eggs always looked unusually fluffy in a good way.
Now I want to try this combo! Currently, I make eggs with turkey and cheese and call it "Rob's Scrambled Hot Mess"
Why not call it Arby's breathtaking mixed media mashup.
I love a good hot mess
One of my favorite episodes, but Elaine really should have said "This has been a breathtaking weekend" at the end.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AND WAS EXPECTING. sorry about the caps
Thats why you're not a TV writer. Lucky for all of us.
now Jim we talked about this!! If you play nice you get pudding! @@jimreily7538
The whole breakfast is breast taking
They did It right. Not overusing a joke is the job of a good writter.
Lobster, insects of the sea. Anything tastes good when
it's dipped in garlic butter - even cardboard pizza boxes.
Truly the best show that ever aired
George pulled a cartman type revenge
Shit where do you think Cartman got it from?
George should've kept quiet until the Hottie finished eating all her eggs. They literally sat down for like 30 seconds
um....it's a comedy show, the point was made
He probably just want a small revenge. Not to humiliate her anymore than that. He was even regretful right after and wanted to apologize
Only 22 min for an episode chief
She’s ok, not a hottie
@@tinetannies4637 Ummmmmm!
I respect religious beliefs but what Rachel did to George was shitty. He earned this vengeance.
Definitely
I do not.
I do not respect silly beliefs, whether they are labelled religious or not. But I respect the right to hold any belief.
@@mrloop1530 well if thats your belief...
@@provetamin If what is my belief? Please try to make sense...
Aww, enjoying them?
Mmm hmmm!
Ohhhoh good.
Love that setup.
Never knew George was a good cook! Too bad his father was so difficult to cook with in the kitchen! The two of them could have opened a restaurant!
Guess it runs in the family
One of George's very few victories
Wearing blazers at a beach house. The 90s.
How Elaine not spill any of her coffee at 1:20 is beyond me
Almost like the cup is empty
in season three THE ALTERNATE SIDE episode George laments "I can't even make a pot of spaghetti." i guess he secretly took cooking lessons in between seasons three and five. even Jerry is surprised how delicious the eggs are
“I WAS IN THE POOL!”
Never get on a loser's bad side, lol!
this episode was breathtaking!!
the whole clip was... breathtaking
always felt like this was george's best moment
Best quote here is:
"I own th DVD's, dont sue me or anything crazy like that"
Especially when it implicitly says on the DVD, "Not for public showing or distribution". :p
I love when George gets revenge...but they always get the last laugh (hampton tomato thrown at his face at the very end)
😆
Yea. But thats nothing. As kramer said just before this. She has to live with it the rest of her life that she went against her religion. 🤣🤣. George still gets last laugh.
This episode is breathtaking.
When I have left over lobster tail I make lobster eggs the next morning, it's delicious. I also do the same with left over boiled shrimp. I just chop them up and add to the eggs. Delicious with toast and a cup of coffee.
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman feeds that one kid chili that’s made up of bits from his dead parents.
Hahaha I made you eat lobster eggs
Really happy for George! Satisfying!!!😁😁😁😁😁
I was so happy George got his revenge! And in such a creative, funny way
Try the lobsta!!... You gotta try the LOBSTA!!
One of the best Seinfeld episodes.
one of the best episodes here
Later on in this episode, Kramer gets arrested for stealing the lobster.
As he should have. The host made a good point bringing up the story about his father: They were all sitting in that beautiful house with its ugly baby because of his father's decades of sacrifice, and to steal from a fisherman trying to earn his keep in a similar fashion was a personal affront to the homeowner.
@@jaredjones1752 the homeowner and host seems to have an 'I'm all right Jack' attitude...
Imagine if she wasnt allowed to eat eggs, george would be getting upset
Jerry's "I got laid last night" arm stretch before sitting down...
George was a very unlikable character, but you have to LOVE him here!!
Love George. Soo funny 🤣🤣
so much plate clatter.
Matthew Maneri It is called Foley.
Saved them from having to write too much dialogue, I guess.
“I drive a Dodge Stratus!”
My dad ate lobster and his throat closed up . i found him convulsing on the floor and pulled his tongue out.
Breathtaking.
I was 16.
Great job!
-Tim & Eric
You're not supposed to eat the shell
One thing I will be eternally grateful for, is that I'm not allergic to any food products (that I've tried thus far, I should say).
@SaltyBrains Well he said food products, and you don't eat oxygen.
@SaltyBrains the body getting old and shutting down has more to do with that. Not really the oxygen lol
Funny how she's so concerned about eating lobster because she's Jewish but doesn't have a problem with sleeping with her boyfriend. Oh how people pick and choose 😆
Not to mention making out during Schindler's List.
THATS MY MAN GEORGE STRIKING BACK
I could see Cartman playing George
@0:23 This is why Jerry won an emmy but Jason Alexander never did. lol!
no justice
Jason was beat by Michael Richards himself three times at the Emmys. And the rest of the times he was nominated he was going up against crazy performances from A-list TV actors. Same thing happened to Steve Carrell, he never won an Emmy for Michael Scott either. I think these two are the most tragic snubs in Emmy's comedy history.
I think the reason I feel Jerry is the least funny character in Seinfeld is because he has the least amount of experience acting. George, Elaine, and Kramer were the real talent. They had brilliant comedic timing and believable chemistry among each other and everyone else.
There's nothing in your cup, Elaine.
One of the best episodes.
they still tried to have george lose in the end after she throws a tomato in his face.
Seriously. Like he just made her break a life long religious vow. A tomato is nothing compared to that
@@nicholasmena998 wrong. it's over the line. she cost him some precious ass....that trumps phoney bologna religious vows. she deserves suffering beyond measure.
what the hell was that yawn jerry did
ee-yah!
bad acting
I dont think it was meant to be a real yawn but like a "boy what a night" kind of statement.
It is the "I just had great sex last night" gesture. You, of course, don't know it.
LMAO that forced yawn though
LOL George LIVES for the revenge :)
Rachel was Jerry's worst girlfriend
(Raises glass to toast) here's to those who wish us well and to those who don't, can go to hell 😎
Who's dancing? You want me to get it started?
*Proceeds to kick legs in the air, wave arms awkwardly, and drawing very uncomfortable looks*
Sweet Fancy Moses
My mother used to say that!
The woman who plays Rachel was on one of the best episodes of Curb
0:48 jerry left hand is empty
0:49 jerry left hand is holding fork
flisko: Legend has it that Jerry picked up his fork. 🤭😨😰🤭🤔🤭
*There is no fork...*
He was picking that fork back up. Really quick
That look elaine gave the doctor after he said the whole meal is breathtaking looks familiar. I get that look alot!!!
So many levels of funny here, i can't.. ROFL ROFL ROFL rofl rofl lol
This episode made me want to try Lobster Eggs. Still haven't tried them yet.
They're breathtaking
He petty lol
good from george,sweet revenge .
too bad she didn't get some kind of allergic reaction
But she broke her religious vow, that’s what hurts her. It’s like tricking a Muslim into eating pork, funny but painful for them.
Is this the only time George cooks in 9 years? 😂
:17 Elaine’s scowl expression 😅😅
Such a great episode!!!
For him it’s breathtaking, for her it’s breath-arresting.
I don't think it is because she is allergic to shellfish. She is Jewish, and isn't allowed to eat shell fish. Her imaginary sky god will get angry and punish her for it.
I live in NE and only eaten lobster once in my life. It’s not bad i think it’s good for certain occasions
0:16 Elaine took a bite out of the orange. 😂
Be right back, gonna go scramble some eggs
george with the mango shirt
I love her outfit
No pork, no shellfish. This is bogus man !
Not even mixing Dairy and Meat Together, Kosher is sure a thing of dietary and yet I respected that
I've always wanted to try lobster. It sounds delicious and breathtaking.
It’s definitely really good, good with Everything, like Scrambled Eggs with Lobster, Steak and Lobster Tail, Lobster Roll, just good with everything
I'm a doctor and all I know how to say is breathtaking
If you really were a "doctor", you'd be calling yourself a *physician.*
A "doctor" is someone with a PhD, and not a medical practicioner.
Le Huy-Anh , I was making fun of the doctor in the show who kept saying "breathtaking" when describing something
Of course! I just wanted to get at ya, see if you were also an insomniac like me!
I've been doing a Senfeld marathon and also seeing who else is awake.
Le Huy-Anh , LOL, very good. You got me lol
@@Suite_annamiteOr MD
The guy at 0:13 would later go on to have a very disturbing incident with an electrical appliance...
Quite breathtaking
I have always wanted to try that.
0:15 look at Elaine, people
Yes I love it!
Breathtaking…
That yawn at 0:23 though.. 🤣🤣🤣
Its like bragging...i scored last night
Yeah wtf was that
Enjoying them?
Mhm!
Oh-ho good!
And there was me thinking this was an clip about the eggs lobsters lay.
Besides Ms. “they’re real and they’re spectacular”, she was Jerry’s hottest girlfriend.
Really? Not the blonde who can get away with anything?
Terry Hatcher.
@@norhantaher3916 she was objectively very attractive. But blondes don’t do anything for me. Everyone’s list will be slightly different I suppose.
@@michaelsieger9133 I agree. When men are searching dating sites, brunettes are the most offen sought after in their search criteria.
Teri Hatcher wasn't that great. I don't know what was "spectacular" about her saggy tits.
Breath taking 💀