Gems of Jedi wisdom: number 602
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Sometimes you may expect chickens but end up with ducks.
Crocodiles, even 😄
@@konstantin.v if you're lucky platypuses!
Or geese. Canada geese, if you're particularly unlucky. Unless you live in North America. Then it's allright.
@@Innerspace100 No it isn't. We hate them here in Canada too, mostly. It's a truly spiteful bird, I don't care if they're from here they're terrible. I prefer the loon as far as waterfowl go. It looks neat and makes a much nicer sound.
@@andyb1653 Some utter numpties from the National Hunters Association decided about half a century ago, that it was a good idea to introduce them here in Norway. Today, it's an effin' struggle to keep them from ostrazising the native European grey goose completely...
Introducing non native species into the wild is a very, very(!) bad idea. Just ask Australians about rabbits...
*Gems of Sith wisdom*
Don't bother counting your chickens
Always two, there are. No more. No less. A Rooster and an apprentice
Palpatinean heresy! The truest representation of Sithism is a pyramid scheme, with yourself at the top and everyone else below!
The 2 piece rule 😂😂😂
"Don't count your chickens until you have chickens" is amazing. I will try to slip this in regular conversation, maybe "you know what they say, don't count your chickens until you have chickens", that will confuse few people.
Which makes it even funnier, considering it's pretty much the same thing as the original saying... Just, with the extra step of not counting the chicks as chickens until they are. 😂
I never knew the Jedi were so fond of poultry. Perhaps it has something to do with the best laid plans of mice and chickens
_> I never knew the Jedi were so fond of poultry._
If I remember correctly, the Jedi had to be celibate - which _could_ lead to a wee bit of a dark reason for them being fond of chickens... 🙂
Or they didn't care about celibacy and just followed the old saying: "Being kinky means using a feather while being perverted means using the whole chicken".
*(I'll get my coat.)*
I always knew he was a madman - now finally, everyone else is starting to realize this too.
we all knew he is a madman , the best kind of madman, our kind of madman ... a beige madman
He is but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly he knows a hawk from a handsaw.
The term is "eccentricity", thank you very much.
@@warweasel2832 so he is an eccentric beige madman :)
@@warweasel2832
Well, Lindy is English - so him being eccentric is a given, innit? 🙂
Thank you Lindy for the words of wisdom.
This one is gold. Pyrite to be precise.
"don't count your chickens until they have been frozen in carbonite"
I'm not entirely certain whether Lindy is channeling a (long ago and far, far away) Jedi Master, or the Discworld's famous philosopher, Didactylus. The clothing indicates a Jedi Master, but the words of wisdom remind me more and more of Didactylus. Perhaps the streams of space-time have become crossed. Or something like that.
I would actually be surprised if there wouldn't have been Jedi in the Discworld universe - a long time ago on a giant turtle far, far away...
"He who stumbles in the darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is fluorescent."
Truer words have never been spoken. Wiser wisdom has never been wisened.
I consistently read the title as “Germ of Jedi wisdom”
Well, ideally, wisdom should germinate 😁
But counting eggs is quite important if you intend to bake a cake with them.
“We cannot simultaneously know the number of eggs and the number of chickens with perfect accuracy; the more precisely we determine one, the less we know about the other.” Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
> Heisenbird's uncertainty principle
There, fixed that for you.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"It actually didn't. Because chicken do exist on both sides of the road simultaneously as long as nobody bothers to look".
- Werner Heisenberg (attributed)
Miss your old content about history.
As common as this saying is, it just occurred to me that I might count my chickens well before they become fully fledged chickens more often than I should
Here In Quebec we have a saying that says : "Ne vends pas la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir tué."
Which means : "Do not sell the bear's pelt before killing it."
Was that a common problem in Quebec ?
Doesn't the Canadian government sell licenses to hunt bears? Sounds similar 🤪
Such wisdom would prevent the collapse of many economies, but alas, we can only use such wisdom to save ourselves.
We have the same saying in German: "Du sollst das Fell des Bären nicht verkaufen, bevor du ihn erlegt hast", which translates quite literally to: "you shouldn't sell the bear's pelt before you bagged him".
I shall now count my eggs before they are laid. But i shall never count my chickens.
I have no chickens and agree this is sound advice. In fact I might have chickens but I wouldn't know I can't count them
My left ear heard the wisdom. As my right one did indeed not.
Begun the chicken wars have....🤣😂🤣
Such unassailable wisdom.
“Don’t… go counting the eggs ‘til they come out the chicken.” Or something.
Well I don't have chickens or plan to have any so this is really useful advice. I will not try to count them Master Lindy.
Deep farming thoughts :)
jedi wisdom ... hatred for the disney movies does not lead to the dark side its just ....
All I can say is thank the lord for the hatchery.
Spot on!
These are awesome!
The Sage has spoken
He's adopted the DadBodVeteran voice! Also, nice chair, although, not from Shackletons.
I have yet to count one, _In Search of Hannibal_ graphic novel in the last few years after having paid for it.
Keep all your chickens in a row.
I have no more chickens. They all crossed the road. I don't know why.
I just counted my chickens before I had chickens. The number was 0
Chickens!
You may, however, count your chickens as they fly upside down. But not at night.
i love how to audio sounds like an old movie
Enjoyable video, ta. I'm not quite old enough to have been there at the time, but I have seen long armed folks, like myself, fasten their lanyards around the shoulder, held in place by the epaulettes - in case that is any help with your Webley.
I needed to hear this right now!!
this is so profound i had to rewatch several times to make sure I did not imagine it
I think you should count your chicken before your eggs, not the other way around, damn fools.
I am enlightened
impeccable logic
"Smash the damn thing, it's easier to buy the eggs"
-Tom.Higgins, after being asked if it was ok to smash his (vacant) chicken house with 4 large trees he hired me to cut down
A chicken is a real thing.
Chickens are a concept.
I have plenty of chickens, and eggs, and I still never count them.
Lindybeige is channeling Sir Alec Guinness and it is absolutely amazing. I'd like to see him do it straight up.
This was a, nugget of wisdom.
Once you believe you have chickens, you don't really have chickens because they're too delicious to last.
Nice cradle!
The chicken joined a math class to improve its egg-sact counting skills!
Oeuf!
Chickan gooood!
Now I'm hungry.
Although it is good to count your hatches before you chicken out.
Okay but this one is genuinely wise
I see at the end of January the Shetlands have what is supposed to be Europe's biggest fire festival with costumes and everything. I hope you went and we will see your results. Video by firelight is so cool.
Very convincing. Made the point there.
Well done. LOL
Brilliant😂Can we get a few of these in Joda speech?
What's a chicken? Is that like a porg?
Pure jedi philosophy. As written in the book of whills.
So wise .
Has he lost it? I’m getting kinda concerned
He's chickened out.
Order 602: count your chickens
And even once the chicks grow up some of those will be roosters
Bruh If this is the jedi order I'd rather go work for Palpatine
But he's the good kind of mad.
But I don't like chickens, I like sheep.
Crazy like a fox
Fair.
Except foxes will still get chickens.....so just don't count them.
Ah, but which came first...? 🙂 Cheers!
I always knew he was dracula.
Chickens
They are not chickens they are dinosaur relics
are there chickens in star wars?
4.
Poultry poetry...
I don't own chickens but my family has several ,of different breeds. They provide a lot of eggs in different sizes depending on the breed of chicken.
How about Turkey?
I must admit with each Jedi gem notification I am a little less excited each time. My own pearl of wisdom at this point might be "there are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people'.
I have six chickens
What if they're African chickens?
I appreciate the wisdom from obiwan. But master yoda would a worthy challenge be. There is no trying. Only doing. For it go.
Hear hear
and what about cats ? can I count the cats ?
But the fox may get the chickens too or they could die of disease. You can never count chickens!
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Did the Jedi really say that?
For some reason I can't only comment on a comment! Any ideas?
How do you count chicken duck things: ruclips.net/video/RySHDUU2juM/видео.htmlsi=uoNqnFa6DN9OwPJ3
BLR is the best
Too easy. I watch these with the sound off now just to add that extra bit of challenge. Like the old days.
Is he getting these from some terrible expanded lore or just making it up?
78th, 12 January 2024
says you
Wu?
These videos feel really out of place for Lloyd. On the other hand, he's done a series answering every single question from a question book he found at some public toilettes or whatever it was, which gives a similar impression. I wonder how he comes up with the pieces of wisdom. Maybe a proper introduction to the series would have been better than dropping three 2 minute videos that feel absolutely random.
I'm a bit worried what will come next, he got himself a trooper armor a while ago. Is he going to visit a range and not hit a single shot from point blank? And are we supposed to expect a build video of the infamous LEGO Millennium Falcon?
Secondly, what's up with the numbering? Have you really come up with 600+ two-liners about random stuff? A separate channel would really suit that if it's the case.
Jedi wisdom #42069 stop being such a nerd all the time