Balatro but EVERYTHING is COMPLETELY RANDOM!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @ender_fire7994
    @ender_fire7994 4 месяца назад +684

    Shoutout to that chatter who said it was fine to take the heiroglyph

    • @onik1487
      @onik1487 4 месяца назад +59

      It was actually me!

    • @barrazzahazza1038
      @barrazzahazza1038 4 месяца назад +93

      @@onik1487 absolute madlad risking it all, I literally couldnt breathe when i saw the -5.4

    • @Kirbehkracko4465
      @Kirbehkracko4465 4 месяца назад +15

      W so big your next Legendary joker is guaranteed to be Wario

    • @onik1487
      @onik1487 4 месяца назад +21

      @@barrazzahazza1038 Nah bro I lied

    • @akotadrl2929
      @akotadrl2929 3 месяца назад +51

      I'm actually the one who said it lol, I saw Murphy do the same thing and it put him to one hand, I risked a ban for it and would've been fine being banned

  • @zoeturnbull2762
    @zoeturnbull2762 4 месяца назад +188

    skipping the chad at 1:42:06 hurt my soul
    retrigger leftmost joker 16 times

  • @joshuadee7423
    @joshuadee7423 4 месяца назад +219

    2:08 I love how he picked 0.98 Hermits and it paid out very slightly less than his starting total

  • @twitchyeyess
    @twitchyeyess 2 месяца назад +62

    19:37 Legendary Backseating W, my respects go to that Chat Member.

  • @sophiegrey9576
    @sophiegrey9576 4 месяца назад +284

    e13 on ante 1, that's how you know everyone else is terrible at balatro

    • @PsyAlola
      @PsyAlola 4 месяца назад +40

      if youre not in the e's by ante 2, then just restart the run, thats what i do lol

    • @InaudibleDisc
      @InaudibleDisc 2 месяца назад +4

      @@PsyAlola to make sure nobody gets confused reading this thats scientific notation for extra 0s
      so for example e9 would make 10 total to 10,000,000,000 (that also counts as 1e10)

    • @juniorberdahl6031
      @juniorberdahl6031 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@InaudibleDiscsorry I just joined stream what does calc stand for?

    • @erenshaw
      @erenshaw Месяц назад

      @@juniorberdahl6031calc is short for calculator he’s just usin slang. for anyone new to the stream calc is short for calculator

    • @fryguywastaken
      @fryguywastaken Месяц назад

      @@juniorberdahl6031calc stands for calculator he's just using slang guys

  • @Jay2646
    @Jay2646 4 месяца назад +103

    Let's see if he ever realizes that Steel 10 he was using for the Straight Flush was giving him a 0.18x multiplier that Mime applied 3 times (multiplying his score by 0.005832 if he didn't play the steel card)
    EDIT: No, he didn't. (He also took a 0.9x steel 2.) If he had noticed, his e140 would've been e32929.

    • @luckycharms451
      @luckycharms451 Месяц назад +21

      235.2 * 140 is in fact 32,929 but 235.2 * 1e140 is 2.35e142 because 1e140 means the number 1 followed by 140 zeroes, now you have 235 followed by 140 zeroes, or 2.35e142

    • @AliAli-hg9nj
      @AliAli-hg9nj Месяц назад

      Math 👍​@@luckycharms451

  • @margerinethacker6499
    @margerinethacker6499 4 месяца назад +186

    surprised having a decimal hand size doesn't just immediately crash the game

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 4 месяца назад +60

      Most likely the game (or Cryptid) roofs most non-float values (e.g. hands) when calculating things. Meaning it rounds up.

    • @Frrixy
      @Frrixy 4 месяца назад

      ​@@edward9487it seems to round to nearest.

    • @tehmatevz1523
      @tehmatevz1523 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@edward9487 it can't just be roofing them since you can't use tarot cards that require

    • @TheRCTAddict
      @TheRCTAddict 4 месяца назад +14

      @@edward9487 doesn't seem that way. it even gives decimal amounts of reward money if you have decimal hands remaining.
      although decimal ante usually just hard crashes immediately in my experience, since it messes with the blind size calcs in a way that completely breaks them.
      edit: guess they fixed that based on how hieroglyph acted here, interesting.

    • @LaysarOwO
      @LaysarOwO Месяц назад

      ​@@edward9487its called "ceiling" not "roof" ToT

  • @bread6759
    @bread6759 22 дня назад +23

    Took him until 37:31 to beat ante one smh

  • @emfarce
    @emfarce 4 месяца назад +50

    When Balatro gets into the liquor cabinet

  • @OofMoment420
    @OofMoment420 4 месяца назад +38

    12:05 you had the joker selected. editions can apply to both so thats why it was reading as 2 cards selected

    • @abulance8565
      @abulance8565 4 месяца назад +12

      It was still happening even without a joker selected. Aura is bugged in this mod as state later in this vid

  • @Darnder
    @Darnder 4 месяца назад +740

    ROFLMAO that title is sooo… bacon! sorry im so random XD

    • @bahaalfararjeh626
      @bahaalfararjeh626 4 месяца назад +88

      bait used to be believable

    • @FrankFrendreiss
      @FrankFrendreiss 4 месяца назад +28

      @@bahaalfararjeh626it ain’t bait

    • @FranXiT
      @FranXiT 4 месяца назад +104

      ​@@bahaalfararjeh626 it's literally just a joke. Chill.

    • @ADxTygon
      @ADxTygon 4 месяца назад +99

      Please dont send me back to 2008 please NO

    • @barryb.benson4570
      @barryb.benson4570 4 месяца назад +57

      @@ADxTygonone word: ermagerd.

  • @emboimichel1634
    @emboimichel1634 2 месяца назад +13

    10:10 This was kind infuriating. Hug gave x64 mult after playing a pair and nobody mentioned it

  • @DocTPepper
    @DocTPepper 4 месяца назад +20

    At the 11:15 marker approx: the copy ten card thing was just funny af to me lol

  • @photosynthesaurus9480
    @photosynthesaurus9480 4 месяца назад +25

    Him missing the 16 additional trigger Chad at 1:42:08 😱

  • @deskinem_rooted
    @deskinem_rooted 4 месяца назад +14

    These modded runs are so strangely addictive to watch.

  • @sagumelon
    @sagumelon 4 месяца назад +15

    from the moment i saw the overstock moment in a youtube short, i knew this video would be magical

  • @marveludus
    @marveludus 2 дня назад

    These modded runs are incredibly fun to watch as videos, but I imagine chat gets a lot more exhausting than usual during their streams. I'm glad the ones I've been catching recently were mostly very relaxed - and the way you saved the very last run of the stream earlier was breathtaking, I won't lie

  • @Crayon_Devourer
    @Crayon_Devourer 4 месяца назад +34

    Yo roffle, just incase you didnt know, huge m works like after you play a pair, all hands get times mult

  • @Niteshade_
    @Niteshade_ 4 месяца назад +34

    The title was very clever

    • @No23445
      @No23445 4 месяца назад

      You know what I wanna do nite

  • @gurucharansendhil6432
    @gurucharansendhil6432 Месяц назад +4

    This deck should be in the game imo, like a deck u unlock after getting all the decks

  • @MarfMan115
    @MarfMan115 4 месяца назад +4

    I’ve never laughed so much or so hard at a balatro video than this single one. This was great.

  • @jakubr2769
    @jakubr2769 7 дней назад +4

    46:24 "we need to find ectoplasms", he said while scoring 6.23e31 on ante 3

  • @errorbte
    @errorbte 4 месяца назад +5

    0:35 3 of a kind would be better since 230 x 10 =2,300, which is a bit less than 600 more than the straight, not including the card chips

    • @jordananderson2728
      @jordananderson2728 26 дней назад +3

      Not just that, but with how much more Venus scaled than Saturn he would have been running away with it after about 10 hands

  • @AzFYouTube
    @AzFYouTube 4 месяца назад +4

    This is one of the two new decks I took all the way, the other being the CCD all consumables deck. With this one on the higher stakes I was just resetting until either Pair, Two Pair, or High Card had a really high base chips/mult. But just for the chaos, it's an insanely fun deck up to Gold Stake, and I think it'd make a fantastic deck in the base game.

  • @LostExcalibur
    @LostExcalibur 4 месяца назад +6

    Omg some more balatro gameplay to fall asleep to ! Love the vids, tyvm

  • @duplollamaree1250
    @duplollamaree1250 4 месяца назад +4

    Aw man I'm gonna have to finish this tomorrow cos it's half past 3 in the morning :/ enjoying it thoroughly but will probably enjoy it more once I have slept tbh

  • @BlazingImp77151
    @BlazingImp77151 8 дней назад +1

    I like how you complained about drawing too many cards, and then proceeded to add more cards to your deck.

  • @n806131
    @n806131 4 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @jacobbetancourt5602
    @jacobbetancourt5602 4 месяца назад +3

    hey. there's an expansion of cryptid called jen's almanac that increases your numbers to a seizure-inducing level. good luck trying to get it to work

  • @simonappel2599
    @simonappel2599 4 месяца назад +2

    could you have sold a couple negative saturns to pick up that compound interest

  • @frederf3227
    @frederf3227 4 месяца назад +2

    I wish fractional benefits would be probabilistic like 2.8 lucky cards, yes yes 80% chance.
    I half expected streamer to be taken out by a rogue 0x glass card.

  • @DJCerealSauce6455
    @DJCerealSauce6455 2 месяца назад +5

    First we had Cryptid, the intentionally unbalanced mod, now where can I find the unintentionally balanced mod?

  • @redstonewolfx
    @redstonewolfx 18 дней назад +1

    Important note: Exotic seems to round up. 3.4 card effects should let you pick 4 cards

  • @zobz4210
    @zobz4210 4 месяца назад +2

    Finally I can go to sleep. Thank you card man

  • @hiimemily
    @hiimemily 16 дней назад +1

    34 minutes in and he finally starts ante 1, smh my head at this pacing

  • @samuelhofer7099
    @samuelhofer7099 9 дней назад

    12:00 You see, you couldn't take the aura, because you could only use 0.8 of it!

  • @kyleawsum7
    @kyleawsum7 4 месяца назад +1

    hey roffle, huge is for the rest of the round, so you just play a pair and then the hand you actually want, same with tiny

  • @googlepoodle5814
    @googlepoodle5814 4 месяца назад +5

    I’m 3 stakes away from beating balatro, and I’ll finally be on to the cryptid mod 🙏

  • @salmonofwisdom3804
    @salmonofwisdom3804 13 дней назад

    Aww I kinda wish he remembered to turn back on the animations for the final hand

  • @kingsley.
    @kingsley. 4 месяца назад +2

    bro i was so mad when he sold the huge M 😭😭😭

  • @_1derscore
    @_1derscore 3 часа назад

    26:29 the moment

  • @TachyKusanagi
    @TachyKusanagi 4 месяца назад +1

    I imagine Jimball wasn't able to scale quadratically because the increase is under 1.
    If you multiply 0.12 with itself, you get 0.0144. It would be detrimental if it scaled quadratically.

  • @michaelmacvittie6977
    @michaelmacvittie6977 2 дня назад

    47:15
    Goal: 2000
    Score: 6.23e31
    "Did I score enough?"

  • @jayohplays
    @jayohplays 4 месяца назад

    Roffle i love you man and your hair is always on point my man i love it!

  • @JustEdgeOfficial
    @JustEdgeOfficial 17 дней назад

    You only have to play a Pair as the first hand, afterwards you can play any pair and Huge would still be active.

  • @m4rcyonstation93
    @m4rcyonstation93 10 дней назад +1

    5:40 ULTRAKILL????

  • @simonappel2599
    @simonappel2599 4 месяца назад +1

    clearly should have pivoted to three of kind when you got the 8 ball

  • @iexist1303
    @iexist1303 4 месяца назад +1

    misprint my beloved

  • @PhilipeVG
    @PhilipeVG 3 дня назад

    0:33 three of a kind WAS better bro 😂

  • @uber_bread
    @uber_bread 4 месяца назад

    It seems like the showman didn't forget to take his steroids

  • @samuelring4653
    @samuelring4653 5 дней назад

    picked up some steels that were .18x or so mult which idk if that decreases since its not 1.x but yeah

  • @Super_Wooper
    @Super_Wooper Месяц назад

    Snako eyes balatro 😂

  • @oli8166
    @oli8166 4 месяца назад

    This deck always crashed before i ever finished a stake xD

  • @couruu
    @couruu 4 месяца назад

    Why wasn't Huge (x7 mult pair) actually huge?

  • @_1derscore
    @_1derscore 5 дней назад

    this is like TBOI [Delete this] challenge...

  • @holdeenyo8914
    @holdeenyo8914 4 месяца назад

    how could bro choose to not sell his consumables for the compound interest? it would've been so worth

  • @TearonQ
    @TearonQ 4 месяца назад

    can i see all the new stakes Cryptid mod has?

  • @user-xr4qt9tl1x
    @user-xr4qt9tl1x 26 дней назад

    1:06:56 Oh my god I was only gone for 5 minutes!!!!!What the hell is all this stuff!!!?

  • @S_raB
    @S_raB 4 месяца назад

    8:15 The game bugged & x64 chips instead of mult. Very lucky, cuz that wasn't a winning hand or even close.

  • @kyenx3677
    @kyenx3677 4 месяца назад

    can you try betmma mod with cryptid (maybee even with jen)?

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 19 дней назад

    Man, inflation is even hitting Balatro hard. $50 for a booster pack?

  • @duskpede5146
    @duskpede5146 5 дней назад

    it always comes back to hanging photo

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy 24 дня назад

    43:43 16??? 😭 16 copies?

  • @Lykrast
    @Lykrast 23 дня назад

    oh shit cryptid time

  • @Hlebuw3k
    @Hlebuw3k 26 дней назад

    Why didn't he get labyrinth, what the heck? It makes all cards act like first card, so photograph would activate more

  • @AdorableHamster32
    @AdorableHamster32 2 месяца назад

    Mother of Photochads :I

  • @Philip2-r7k
    @Philip2-r7k 11 дней назад

    I am watching at new year lol

  • @thelonelybritV2
    @thelonelybritV2 4 месяца назад +1

    These long Cryptid vids are great to have on the second monitor while playing Civ 5. Gotta nuke Russia while hearing Balatro's BGM, or it just doesn't feel right.

  • @honichi1
    @honichi1 4 месяца назад +1

    1:42:13 YOU MISSED THE F'IN retrigger leftmost joker 16 times CHAD
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @AnimasyonKralı-y7e
    @AnimasyonKralı-y7e День назад

    mod link please

  • @ser_igel
    @ser_igel 18 дней назад

    i'm fucking wheezing at 1:12:31

  • @bananmazter2626
    @bananmazter2626 4 месяца назад

    balatro

  • @dragonoiddragondemon
    @dragonoiddragondemon 4 месяца назад

    Saw this soo soon omg

  • @football-h2t
    @football-h2t 4 месяца назад +5

    another basic photograph run

  • @ottopollumaa1527
    @ottopollumaa1527 Месяц назад

    Is modding possible on pirated lol

  • @benro6564
    @benro6564 4 месяца назад +4

    honestly if he wanted to, he could have just ditched the runners and went in on 3 of a kind. Also if he ever got the tax when he was at 1 hand, the run would have been unwinnable since that needs at least 3 hands to beat

    • @krisp6255
      @krisp6255 4 месяца назад +1

      Tax can't spawn when you have less than 3 hands

    • @benro6564
      @benro6564 4 месяца назад

      Oh i didnt know that ​@@krisp6255

  • @Bouncing_Block
    @Bouncing_Block 10 дней назад

    33:05

  • @sillygoobers13
    @sillygoobers13 4 месяца назад

    that’s pretty random of you to do

  • @fizsk8058
    @fizsk8058 4 месяца назад

    why does roffle click on each individual card in standard packs instead of hovering over them? id love to be a yt commenter and just tell him he's wrong, but i thought id ask if there was a reason first

    • @jordananderson2728
      @jordananderson2728 26 дней назад

      He wants to check visually for the seal is my guess, and he can't really do that when there's 25 cards to choose between.

  • @jhahayjai280
    @jhahayjai280 23 дня назад

    imagine playing this on mobile tho

  • @ncervantes556
    @ncervantes556 4 месяца назад

    Why did Pot of Greed instantly wipe? i figured it would've dropped him back to his original hand size plus whatever vouchers and stuff he had

    • @SleepyRobbo
      @SleepyRobbo 7 дней назад

      cuz of all the ectoplasms he used, he would have been well into the negative on hand size

    • @ncervantes556
      @ncervantes556 6 дней назад

      @@SleepyRobbo Oh yea you're right, i forgot Ectoplasm drops a hand size. thanks!

  • @nsbp7214
    @nsbp7214 4 месяца назад

    I SUMMON POT OF GREED!!!!!!

  • @THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL
    @THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL 4 месяца назад

    Change the title to base 64 utf-8

  • @PowellAlexia-i3p
    @PowellAlexia-i3p 4 месяца назад

    Brown Susan Robinson Anna Gonzalez Anna