THE WORST PATOIS EVER

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @mysticalbeing888
    @mysticalbeing888 8 лет назад +437

    😂😂😂😂😂 she does sound like Dracula 😂😂😂😂

  • @eternalkick
    @eternalkick 8 лет назад +450

    That head turn at the beginning though 😥

    • @theclaudiamind
      @theclaudiamind 8 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @DetroitRed03
      @DetroitRed03 8 лет назад +4

      😂😂😭😭

    • @Mariasxo
      @Mariasxo 8 лет назад +3

      Im dead 😭

    • @Lola-rn2jj
      @Lola-rn2jj 8 лет назад +10

      I died at that part.

    •  7 лет назад +1

      you know seh mi pause the video and do the same thing before him even do it

  • @jenniferh7741
    @jenniferh7741 8 лет назад +300

    😂😂😂 she sounded everything but Jamaican

  • @itsshevy_
    @itsshevy_ 8 лет назад +647

    I swear Bob Marley is the only Jamaican that white people know...

  • @shinnelleogilvie9463
    @shinnelleogilvie9463 8 лет назад +73

    Bro! I'm Jamaican and I live in Australia and I KID YOU NOT!! Every time I meet someone new and they ask me where I'm from and I tell them, the first thing they say is "kool runnings mon", "bob marley mon", "Weed mon" and I just look at them like, "a weh di bomboclaat mi a deal wid man". Yow legit though, everytime this shit happens, I literally have a vein standing up in my head! Cyan bodda

    • @dhenderson319
      @dhenderson319 6 лет назад +2

      Shinnelle O'GIlvie
      Am living in America
      A jah kno... Dem ppl here u see more while i caaaant badda

  • @caribbeanman3379
    @caribbeanman3379 8 лет назад +171

    She actually sounds like she's doing a Russian accent. lol.

  • @SolelyTonia
    @SolelyTonia 8 лет назад +30

    "Go to sleep. Get a nap. You're tired." 😂😂😭💀

  • @shantallchantiloupe4073
    @shantallchantiloupe4073 8 лет назад +238

    This is offensive, why do people thinks its okay. Everyone wanna be Caribbean but they don't know anything about the culture. I cringe when everyone wants to do a Jamaican accent; its one thing trying to mimic patois and understand the dialect but to just "do" the accent and say mon all the time is ignorance

    • @jeralee23
      @jeralee23 8 лет назад +20

      word. smh. I won't offend a Jamaican like that. all I see is a girl making fun of Jamaicans.

    • @BouncyAnimation
      @BouncyAnimation 8 лет назад +4

      do you think the same when you here a "stereotypical" Chinese or Indian accent?

    • @AbbyKadabbyy
      @AbbyKadabbyy 7 лет назад +4

      TinyChubbyBuddies Yes lol

    • @saintdal10
      @saintdal10 7 лет назад +1

      she was clearly joking. y'all need to relax, it's not that serious.

    • @rebekah3887
      @rebekah3887 7 лет назад +4

      Preach. Thinking that she's a professional. No wonder the comments on her video are disabled. I can't be the only one who finds this offensive👀

  • @ChanelMonique23
    @ChanelMonique23 8 лет назад +130

    Boxcova! A wah di rasss coulda cause dis??? 🤔 No sah, she need fi shove da accent deh back weh she dig it out from.

    • @ChanelMonique23
      @ChanelMonique23 8 лет назад +9

      Mi haffi come back again,cause mi really feel some type a way about this. Why tho? And no you're not crazy, it is mad offensive.

    • @tishana2194
      @tishana2194 8 лет назад +1

      😨😱😵

    • @jamrockk331
      @jamrockk331 8 лет назад +2

      Truuut yuh ah chat

    • @jjaykay3jawes143
      @jjaykay3jawes143 8 лет назад +2

      +Chanel Monique someone needs to find her RUclips and tag her to this comment cause she need fi read this rasss...

    • @kfrpt8828
      @kfrpt8828 8 лет назад

      😭😭😭💀

  • @justinvalentine7544
    @justinvalentine7544 8 лет назад +351

    she prolly related to iggy.

  • @raqraqxox
    @raqraqxox 8 лет назад +167

    she nuh right in har mind

  • @OMGitzJazzyBitch
    @OMGitzJazzyBitch 8 лет назад +169

    I've never cringed so hard in my life😭. I'm sick of seeing non west indians imitating us LMAO it's annoying asf

    • @mandyhorne4333
      @mandyhorne4333 8 лет назад +1

      Some Germans are good at it tho but that's because they come here and learn.

    • @xxprincessslayerwintersxx70
      @xxprincessslayerwintersxx70 7 лет назад +5

      Jasmine Alicia exactly and I'm a jamaican too and I feel offended by this

    • @no1luhrs
      @no1luhrs 7 лет назад +2

      please take no offence, I am all about Jamaica, I am the white Rasta Man and mean no disrespect while speaking Patoas. I have the up most respect for Jamaica, and the people of Jamaica. One love

    • @jaycool9480
      @jaycool9480 6 лет назад

      Jasmine Alicia it was funny at first and not no more. What island you rep?

    • @YT_PurgeShorts
      @YT_PurgeShorts 2 года назад

      Dem ah tek patois fi joke.

  • @TheSoulIsPrismaticTV
    @TheSoulIsPrismaticTV 8 лет назад +79

    I already braced myself as soon as I saw the thumbnail, but I damn near screamed at 0:58 at that slow head turn! (I'm at work trying to keep my composure). This was tragic! And every Jamaican doesn't wear locks with a rasta colored beanie -_-

    • @MrUnknownzz1
      @MrUnknownzz1 6 лет назад +2

      The Shanell Complex waay
      .. Lol nah boi lol it was exactly at that moment I had to pause and ask myself if I'm really sitting through this... Couldn't handle that voice lolol

    • @rastaskate4546
      @rastaskate4546 6 лет назад +2

      EXACTLY!
      Most Jamaicans are not even rastafarians...

    • @NextSound170
      @NextSound170 5 лет назад

      I ran off and dropped my phone. The head turn.

  • @RT-xi7tm
    @RT-xi7tm 8 лет назад +22

    When he turned around and stared at the camera 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CheRhys
    @CheRhys 8 лет назад +137

    Lmfao I'm watching at work and trying my hardest not to laugh out loud. Now I look like I'm choking lmaoooo

  • @adiarichards
    @adiarichards 8 лет назад +50

    I am half Jamaican/American . My parents are Jamaican and I'm from America . I understand patois AND THAT IS NOT HOW U SPEAK IT

    • @youtubefamee5473
      @youtubefamee5473 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @mamuna1995
      @mamuna1995 7 лет назад +10

      Adia Richards in that case you're just Jamaican-American. There's no half otherwise that would imply that one of your parents was American by birth with no Jamaican ancestry

    • @krischealgomez9806
      @krischealgomez9806 7 лет назад +5

      the correct term is jamerican

    • @mavkdeena6100
      @mavkdeena6100 6 лет назад

      Sameee Idk what she was thinking

  • @clueknits
    @clueknits 8 лет назад +156

    Do a response vid of you doing an Australian accent hahah

  • @callmeishh
    @callmeishh 8 лет назад +5

    Marlon face expression got me weak over here this is hilarious

  • @Amelia-go7dp
    @Amelia-go7dp 7 лет назад +32

    I'm not even Jamaican and she pisses me off 🙄😂😂😂😂

  • @theycallmeshug
    @theycallmeshug 8 лет назад +215

    That one dislike must be the white chick who made the video lol

  • @lb8657
    @lb8657 7 лет назад +13

    ENGLISH : HOUSE
    JAMACIAN : YARD

  • @A1NLIFESTYLE
    @A1NLIFESTYLE 8 лет назад +35

    I'm not Jamaican but everyone thinks when u use certain terms or words ur tryna be "Jamaican" like no I'm from the Caribbean. All Caribbean people use similar words and terms also I live in Toronto where everyone uses the slang that orignates from the black culture. But also people need to know that there are other islands then "Jamacia". that video is actually offensive to anyone that comes from a Caribbean background.

    • @b.boston4950
      @b.boston4950 8 лет назад +12

      Ignore them, its the ignorant people who aren't familiar with the different Caribbean accents of a specific country, the minute someone speaks with a Caribbean accent, it could be a be trini, guyanese, bajan, etc speaking .. the ignorant people will still say "You sound Jamaican" ... while the Jamaicans clearly know that's not their accent lmaooo

    • @A1NLIFESTYLE
      @A1NLIFESTYLE 8 лет назад +6

      Right or if ur black ur automatically Jamaican

    • @asanteakan70
      @asanteakan70 8 лет назад +4

      Natasha Corner a lot of the so called jamacain words are actually African words. Like Fi, uno, dopi, juk, nyam, etc.

    • @Sharie14
      @Sharie14 7 лет назад

      Asante Akan duppy*

    • @boboshantist
      @boboshantist 6 лет назад

      Nobody is trying to act trini or bajan let's be real.

  • @bellini2226
    @bellini2226 8 лет назад +29

    I'm not even Jamaican and this made me mad 😂

  • @nasghedom1123
    @nasghedom1123 8 лет назад +4

    The pain in his eyes bring tears to my eyes

  • @trinimami1
    @trinimami1 8 лет назад +7

    She sounded like Count fucking Dracula in the beginning 😐. Who THE FUCK asked her to do this? They gotta run me this fade right NOW lmfao.

  • @ferinafenty993
    @ferinafenty993 8 лет назад +83

    white people maaan😑

    • @moni7564
      @moni7564 8 лет назад +3

      lmao

    • @mademoiselle9183
      @mademoiselle9183 7 лет назад +1

      Lol I feel you😒

    • @sharee1053
      @sharee1053 3 года назад +3

      Let's be specific. We have white jamaicans. Let's say foreigners

  • @tylert271
    @tylert271 8 лет назад +18

    That's just beyond disrespectful, I don't speak patois but if I did I would learn it from someone who actually knows the language and speaks it and knows the culture. You don't do stuff like that. Just mad disrespectful

  • @SavannahSylver
    @SavannahSylver 8 лет назад +208

    yooooo I'm dying!

    • @ThatdudeMCFLY
      @ThatdudeMCFLY  8 лет назад +25

      +Savannah Sylver AH WAH DO SOME GYAL 😩

    • @unrulydon8184
      @unrulydon8184 8 лет назад +4

      di gal nuh easy to rassclot

    • @v.m5684
      @v.m5684 8 лет назад

      bruv she sounds German😂😂

    • @samistancil
      @samistancil 8 лет назад +1

      no she does not she sounds stupid not german

    • @v.m5684
      @v.m5684 8 лет назад

      well she does to me

  • @MRKOA
    @MRKOA 8 лет назад +72

    ALIENNNN!? *SIGNS OFF*

  • @allanapersaud24
    @allanapersaud24 8 лет назад +1

    man...ive had a roughhhh & trying night that tested my will...thank you for putting a smile back on my face. this is golden

  • @CSJR
    @CSJR 8 лет назад +21

    Iggy Azalea is responsible for this nonsense.

  • @JaniceMba
    @JaniceMba 8 лет назад +4

    She is straight up being offensive, racist and prejudice all in one.

  • @misskhan4586
    @misskhan4586 8 лет назад +10

    Yo fam , she straight up offended the patois nation fam !!!!!!

  • @NextSound170
    @NextSound170 16 дней назад

    Their chupidity at times I keep coming back to this. Brilliant

  • @julianblake4949
    @julianblake4949 8 лет назад +12

    Jamaican ? Nah , Jafakecan .

  • @tiaramccants5428
    @tiaramccants5428 8 лет назад +2

    I cried during the whole video 😂😂😂 your reaction is priceless .

  • @scwitabangboo
    @scwitabangboo 8 лет назад +5

    "Hello class and welcome to culture vulture 101"

  • @themoonlitquill
    @themoonlitquill 6 лет назад +7

    When he turned slowly to look at the camera after hearing the first 7 words out of her mouth, I lost it. I've stepped in puddles deeper than that chick...oh lawd.

  • @anacantillopagan
    @anacantillopagan 8 лет назад +7

    Lmfaoo I'm not Jamaican & this bothered me so much

  • @future5001
    @future5001 8 лет назад +1

    This is fuckin' ridiculous! 😂😂😂😂 I'm not even Jamaican, but I still feel your pain bro! Got Dayyum!

  • @SantomPh
    @SantomPh 8 лет назад +6

    something smells like "parody video"

  • @breeashley1746
    @breeashley1746 8 лет назад +1

    I CANT BREATHE!!! I've never felt so insulted in my life lol

  • @LynAllure
    @LynAllure 8 лет назад +7

    LMAO! This was so painful to my soul to watch -_-

  • @deedeek9947
    @deedeek9947 6 лет назад

    😂😂 yyooo he said y does she sound like Dracula I'm done lmaooo she nuh right one bit

  • @abighuy2151
    @abighuy2151 8 лет назад +29

    I'm Jamaican but this guurl sound French a wah d bbc this 😅😅😅

    • @spoiledbrat7516
      @spoiledbrat7516 8 лет назад +2

      LMAO, she probably just bun a spliff and feel high

    • @abighuy2151
      @abighuy2151 8 лет назад +1

      yoooow the b seh fi relax 😅😅😅😅😅 if I pop up in ya

  • @LucyBeefan6
    @LucyBeefan6 8 лет назад +15

    iam not even jamaican and i feel offended and pissed lol

  • @denisestowers-fultz323
    @denisestowers-fultz323 8 лет назад +3

    I'm not West Indian, and I am so sorry she made this video. I was offended by it and cringed the whole time she was talking. I tagged this video to her, so she could hopefully see this, read the comments, and realize how racist and offensive her video is. I also told her she should delete it.

  • @marbie83
    @marbie83 7 лет назад +2

    Wow the disrespect is really real! I'm not even Jamaican and that pissed off my soul smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @rebekah3887
    @rebekah3887 7 лет назад +5

    He prayed to God😂😂😂

  • @rollsgood5213
    @rollsgood5213 8 лет назад

    the prey and that slow look at the cam ...fam LMAO

  • @47Promotions
    @47Promotions 8 лет назад +4

    What in the hell is this???? I only watched 2 seconds of her video and I'm already about to throw my computer...Why fam...WHY
    I wish RUclips took her video down...

  • @luckysinclair7327
    @luckysinclair7327 5 лет назад +1

    Too much pirates, Inna WI business

  • @Links2077
    @Links2077 8 лет назад +6

    I'm disgusted by this lady and i ain't even Jamaican lol

  • @kaceykent2269
    @kaceykent2269 4 года назад

    This is so bad that I went from being upset to bursting out into laughter

  • @brandonalejandroblanco
    @brandonalejandroblanco 8 лет назад +3

    I found that video to be racist and offensive too. It's also starting to seem obvious to me that in Australian culture that those type of ideologies and thoughts are commonplace.

  • @GopherGuts2000
    @GopherGuts2000 3 года назад

    “Why does she sound like Dracula?!” 😂😂😂

  • @Watchya
    @Watchya 8 лет назад +41

    I felt so offended watching this cause that lady is actually me, my patois is so trash and my friends roast me daily

    • @ms.fluffy_277
      @ms.fluffy_277 8 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @Zombi3s
      @Zombi3s 8 лет назад +6

      +lilbabedol lol Same with me I'm half Jamaican never been tho but I understand patois (not the stronf accents) I can speak a little but have a Canadian accent I need to go back home for a bit lol

    • @Watchya
      @Watchya 8 лет назад +5

      lilbabedol I am, I just lost my accent as soon as I came to Canada in grade 6

    • @Watchya
      @Watchya 8 лет назад +3

      MurkDzombi3s Me too, when I go back I'm definitely gonna take notes lol.

    • @Sharie14
      @Sharie14 7 лет назад +2

      Watchya but patois is not an accent. It's an actual language. Broken english. Jamaican creole.

  • @CandysWORLD123
    @CandysWORLD123 8 лет назад

    I cried through out this whole video . I had to rewind ...ALOT

  • @tiffaniekimberlyjames5908
    @tiffaniekimberlyjames5908 8 лет назад +5

    lool im Caribbean never have i ever hurd such foolary , she needs to stop everything.

  • @alliemaruu
    @alliemaruu 7 лет назад

    The head turn & jaw clench bro lmaooooo

  • @xTabithax143
    @xTabithax143 8 лет назад +13

    I'm white and this bothers me, someone get their woman

    • @jamrocklive6197
      @jamrocklive6197 3 года назад

      Here's how you actually speak patwa/patois
      ruclips.net/video/n5vWv1oBwhM/видео.html

  • @saidaahmed2080
    @saidaahmed2080 8 лет назад

    'Why does she sound like Dracula?!' 😂😂 I'm done

  • @nvzirrr5045
    @nvzirrr5045 8 лет назад +12

    We do not say mon........what the hell?

    • @chrissiec2123
      @chrissiec2123 8 лет назад

      We actually do say "mon", just not as frequent as she thinks.

    • @nvzirrr5045
      @nvzirrr5045 8 лет назад +2

      +Big Marley are you Jamaican??????? No offence but I have never heard a Jamaican say mon

    • @chrissiec2123
      @chrissiec2123 8 лет назад

      Nazir McDonald Yes, I'm Jamaican! XD

    • @liyah5531
      @liyah5531 7 лет назад

      Haplone really? no Jamaicans say mon who tf says mon? I live in Jamaica I was born here and nvr in my life have I ever heard anyone say mon

  • @mcfly089
    @mcfly089 8 лет назад

    mi laugh til mi nearly piss miself 😂😂 girl said alien, woman and child lawd come yah fi mi! 😂

  • @MSMandaville3
    @MSMandaville3 8 лет назад +8

    It is offensive. I wanted to throw things. Ugh.

  • @TKDxoxo
    @TKDxoxo 6 лет назад +1

    Dwl she nuh easy a bloodclaat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @diannaparis
    @diannaparis 8 лет назад +3

    Something's gotta be done 😂

  • @MoselleAlvarez
    @MoselleAlvarez 8 лет назад

    my VERY FIRST thought when the video started was why does she sound like Dracula?!! Then you said it and I was dying! I swear your reactions are the same I have when I hear someone trying to do a Trini accent.

  • @RasheekaLDN
    @RasheekaLDN 8 лет назад +6

    couldn't even get past 1 minute because as soon as I heard that 'jamaican accent' I was done. I'd love to watch this video but I actually can't, sorry.

  • @Kvant925
    @Kvant925 7 лет назад

    "Are you dying fam?" 😂😂😂

  • @mamakoolkat8871
    @mamakoolkat8871 8 лет назад +5

    OoOOoo! The cringe is so real. MAKE IT STOP!!!!

  • @Riri_slim
    @Riri_slim 6 лет назад +1

    lmao please stop, no just no we do NOT talk like that...... i lost precious brain cells

  • @LookItsLissTV
    @LookItsLissTV 8 лет назад +8

    this is racist. top left. swear down

  • @SuccessfulDixon
    @SuccessfulDixon 6 лет назад +1

    " the wig is pissing me off " lmao😥😂

  • @maximum2be
    @maximum2be 7 лет назад +3

    I'm triggered

  • @janayperry5274
    @janayperry5274 8 лет назад

    " whyyy dooo yoouu sounnd like Draculaaa" lmao

  • @shannonbenjamin7825
    @shannonbenjamin7825 8 лет назад +6

    Very offensive to our culture, sigh.

  • @lturner21
    @lturner21 8 лет назад +1

    This is beyond a disgrace to Jamaica. Before you even said Dracula I was thinking the exact same thing. However on a better note you're hilarious when you're mad 😂

  • @lfenton2120
    @lfenton2120 4 года назад +1

    She fi get couple Bomboclatt box

  • @aliyahhall3050
    @aliyahhall3050 7 лет назад

    Mi really nuh undastand wha mek people feel seh dem can talk suh bad an put dem deh stupid tings pon di internet fi look fool suh in front a people smh

  • @rusheikawilliams3822
    @rusheikawilliams3822 5 лет назад

    I died at "why do she sounds like dracula"

  • @eylchris
    @eylchris 7 лет назад

    "why do you sound like Dracula" bruh im dead

  • @allaboutme_7687
    @allaboutme_7687 6 лет назад +1

    I PEED MYSELF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my family is Jamaican and I’m dyinggggg !!!!!

  • @hungryluffykun2442
    @hungryluffykun2442 8 лет назад

    Education has taken serious turn for the worst if she is a language teacher

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 5 лет назад

    The wheel is broken... but it keeps SPINNING!

  • @thatguysmithy1017
    @thatguysmithy1017 8 лет назад +1

    Mans face doe killed me 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @vincentmanalo3513
    @vincentmanalo3513 6 лет назад +2

    "why do u sound like dracula"

  • @sinc3na
    @sinc3na 8 лет назад +1

    Love your new laugh Marlin 😂

  • @NitRaSit
    @NitRaSit 8 лет назад

    She was the absolute worst thing ever. Your commentary however had us all laughing so hard you were spot on about every syllable that drooled out of her head. She must not have any friends because someone should have told her to reconsider that utter rubbish she posted.

  • @rammy7095
    @rammy7095 8 лет назад

    LOL it's actually so sad to take in how serious she is

  • @mr.truthteller1467
    @mr.truthteller1467 8 лет назад

    Dem gal ah fool Jamaicans wi proud of our heritage as a Jamaican she just sent us way back in all success we strive for as Jamaicans

  • @fijipalms1256
    @fijipalms1256 8 лет назад

    Dah White gyal yah head fry bredda!!!😂😂💀😂😂😂

  • @latenighttaboo
    @latenighttaboo 7 лет назад

    I'm not Jamaican and I was offended. Your response..... priceless.

  • @kimberleywilliams7802
    @kimberleywilliams7802 8 лет назад

    I F*cking died every time he stopped the video.

  • @trichaaa___5863
    @trichaaa___5863 8 лет назад

    yoooo I died when he said he was gonna have a stoke😂😂

  • @thenoeseah
    @thenoeseah 8 лет назад +1

    A russian spy lmaooo dude you hilarious, awesome vid

  • @NiniJinsui
    @NiniJinsui 8 лет назад

    What "messages?" Sis lmfaooo, she would've thought.

  • @SHAMOYA
    @SHAMOYA 8 лет назад

    she truly wicked. I literally can't.

  • @ef9374
    @ef9374 8 лет назад +2

    LOL THAT PRAYER😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

  • @roz-annabaker816
    @roz-annabaker816 6 лет назад

    ‘Why do you sound like Dracula’ lol