What I Feed My Husband

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @smakfu1375
    @smakfu1375 8 месяцев назад +2957

    That combo of foods + the energy drinks… she should probably pack him an extra roll of toilet paper as well.

    • @bullymaguire2061
      @bullymaguire2061 8 месяцев назад +70

      How can you people just use a piece of paper to clean your butts...
      Isn't water necessary??

    • @SiD-ve6zy
      @SiD-ve6zy 8 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@bullymaguire2061Haha Deadpool 2 movie had a scene about this where 2 guys were sitting and one of them asked how are people ok with toilet paper alone like if someone throws poop on your face will you just wipe it with toilet paper and be done with it? The true solution according to him was baby wet wipes.

    • @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611
      @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611 8 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@SiD-ve6zy smart man

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@SiD-ve6zy what did you do for somebody to throw their poop at your face? How do you even get in that situation?

    • @akman909
      @akman909 8 месяцев назад

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 One time my brother and I were on our farm and he threw me my glove. Turns out, the place he put my gloves down happened to be the one spot where my dog had pooped.

  • @etainvelorum5814
    @etainvelorum5814 7 месяцев назад +485

    I'm not even married and my heart is pounding with fear for her hubby. Healthy leftover dinners are underappreciated.

    • @bric3842
      @bric3842 7 месяцев назад +23

      Leftovers are definitely my lunch food as someone who only cooks for myself

    • @factsdontlie4342
      @factsdontlie4342 5 месяцев назад +17

      Food is expensive, I skip lunch. I make sure I eat real food for breakfast and dinner though, not processed garbage.

    • @johnmagee2245
      @johnmagee2245 2 месяца назад +3

      I doubt she cooks anything not processed

    • @Death-np9yz
      @Death-np9yz Месяц назад

      There’s no way that’s real, like I think that lady is just doin it for views. Like you cannot eat that much salt and sugar for that long and be fine

    • @spinachboy1800
      @spinachboy1800 Месяц назад

      Stop being so anxious, you've made it heavy for yourself.

  • @dsmkrotj4990
    @dsmkrotj4990 8 месяцев назад +1772

    High blood pressure cocktail 😂😂.

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 8 месяцев назад +2

      We all gotta die of something

    • @mmcmahan8267
      @mmcmahan8267 8 месяцев назад +6

      Dude would fliiip shit if he knew the average sodium intake for a person in japan. ps- it's 10,000mg a day

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@mmcmahan8267 I just saw a chart that listed the countries with highest sodium intake for 2024. I actually didn’t see Japan anywhere on the list but I saw China is 1st at 17,700 mg per day. The lowest is Samoa at 5,100 mg per day. The United States sits about in the middle…pretty much tied with Canada at 8,900 mg per day. That leads me to believe that salt is not what’s causing so many people in the United States to be so fat, have high blood pressure and develop diabetes. Unless half the population is consumes twice the average amount of salt that the average American consumes, but then that would throw off the numbers.

    • @mmcmahan8267
      @mmcmahan8267 7 месяцев назад

      @@Whoopdido777 Statistics are from where? Not trying to be rude, just curious. The FDA says Americans consume around 3,400 mg a day, which seems about right, 8,900 is a lot and even on my worst sodium days I don't consume that much. I can't find a reputable statistic on Japan BUT nearly every answer says about 9-10 grams a day. Or about 10,000 mg. It makes sense though, the miso, soy sauce, and msg all have a high salt content, Japanese people also eat a lot of pickled vegetables which would increase salt intake as well. I agree with you though, I think salt plays a roll in hyper tension and diabetes but I don't think its nearly the whole picture. Comparing Japanese and Americans high blood pressure count shows you that. If Japanese consume nearly 3 times the amount that Americans do and still have a lower rating of hyper tension (1/3rd Japanese compared to 1/2 of Americans) tells you all you need to know. Got me thinking so I looked into sugar consumption, Japanese consume on average the same amount as Americans (17 teaspoons) or less than Americans at 11 teaspoons a day. Did a little more research and it shows that the average Japanese most likely eats more carbs a day than the average American. Okay I actually got something, sorry this is long, Japanese people eat roughly 10x the amount of fish the average American eats. (150 pounds a year for Japanese versus 15 pounds a year for Americans)Fish is important for healthy heart function and I think it might play a bigger roll than a lot of us would think. Take away- Americans probably need to eat more fish, myself included.

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 7 месяцев назад

      @@mmcmahan8267 I know my number does sound really high and I’ve seen the 3,400-3,500 number, but I just googled highest salt consumption by country and that’s where I found the chart. Now maybe I just misinterpreted the numbers. I really don’t know but that’s where I got my data. I’d link it but RUclips won’t usually let you do that. So just Google that and click on the result from worldpopulationreview.

  • @odvdropbox3618
    @odvdropbox3618 8 месяцев назад +122

    Healthcare is big business in the USA. Patients are needed. Thank this lady. 😎

    • @Youre-Welcome
      @Youre-Welcome 4 месяца назад

      🙄

    • @Riza20462
      @Riza20462 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Youre-Welcome u mad

    • @DirtyDanAvidan
      @DirtyDanAvidan 8 дней назад

      @@Riza20462 Not even a question. Just stating that they are mad😂

  • @kavkazking1367
    @kavkazking1367 8 месяцев назад +813

    THAT MANDARIN ORANGE IS THERE FOR DECOY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kamarov
      @Kamarov 6 месяцев назад +18

      Even the strawberries act as decoys

    • @sharonshumpert1917
      @sharonshumpert1917 3 месяца назад +2

      I hollered when he said decoy!🤣🤣🤣

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 Месяц назад

      Parrot much?

    • @almog1910
      @almog1910 Месяц назад

      That got me 🤣

  • @CalvaryCatalyst
    @CalvaryCatalyst 7 месяцев назад +163

    That looks like how a kid packs their own lunch for school!!

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork 3 месяца назад +7

      was just thinking that but when I did my sandwiches I used bread, meat, cheese and a green vegetable like lettuce or cucumber.

    • @bethanyaudion9441
      @bethanyaudion9441 3 месяца назад +4

      It is the adult version of a Lunchable.

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 месяца назад +4

      Nuh-uh. If I were a kid, would have been 4 packs of smoothies Skittles, 5 zebra cakes, and add a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, lol.

    • @VerbalIntercourse100
      @VerbalIntercourse100 Месяц назад +1

      fr. lunchables ahh lunch.

    • @stayhumble4ever
      @stayhumble4ever 26 дней назад

      You mean American kids I geuss..Where I live the school would invite the parents to come for a talk..And if you don't come, child services will come visit you..

  • @ghnbtrcv8672
    @ghnbtrcv8672 8 месяцев назад +1060

    Her man has no chance surviving a week 😂😂

    • @bozdowleder2303
      @bozdowleder2303 8 месяцев назад +28

      I wonder how many of them she's been through already😂

    • @ghnbtrcv8672
      @ghnbtrcv8672 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@bozdowleder2303 stacking them like those trans fat slices 🤣

    • @hendrickswart4122
      @hendrickswart4122 8 месяцев назад +3

      @bozdowleder2303
      I'm not so sure about the pie, but the lunchbox is nice.
      She will always get a new bloke. 😂

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 8 месяцев назад +10

      I'm wondering what this hubby is working? Construction? Heavy labor? For office work that package could feed me for a week! :D

    • @mtcondie
      @mtcondie 8 месяцев назад

      It's not Redrum if it's from "Natural Causes," aka heart disease.

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute 8 месяцев назад +214

    At least she packs him a lunch. My wife packed up my belongings and gave me divorce papers.

    • @karenmbbaxter
      @karenmbbaxter 7 месяцев назад +17

      So sorry.....we R not all like that....As long as U treated her nicely she shouldn't have left......but if U treated her badly and didn't admit to it then you got what was coming to you.

    • @erinrising2799
      @erinrising2799 7 месяцев назад +31

      I mean you're probably gonna live longer than whoever is eating that for lunch

    • @nalanimulcahy8451
      @nalanimulcahy8451 7 месяцев назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PurushNahiMahaPurush
      @PurushNahiMahaPurush 7 месяцев назад +2

      Oof

    • @migo-migo9503
      @migo-migo9503 6 месяцев назад +10

      Bruh, you still alive. Her husband gonna get taken out in a couple of years.

  • @1mlister
    @1mlister 8 месяцев назад +540

    Forgot to pack the defibrillator

    • @Walshy94
      @Walshy94 7 месяцев назад +17

      What's the point? Ain't no defibrillator that can bring someone back from this monstrosity😂

    • @pww4293
      @pww4293 6 месяцев назад +14

      "just in case"

    • @haphazardprism
      @haphazardprism 5 месяцев назад +3

      Most workplaces have them now a days.

    • @swedishapple
      @swedishapple 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@haphazardprismhe will need another one tho

    • @tatyanakalmatkina2575
      @tatyanakalmatkina2575 3 месяца назад

      @@swedishapplethey are reusable bro

  • @samigox9647
    @samigox9647 8 месяцев назад +98

    "that Mandarin orange is a decoy"
    "We see you lady, we see you"
    😂😂😂

  • @mschoy1597
    @mschoy1597 8 месяцев назад +621

    THAT ONE MANDARIN ORANGE!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @MaximBady
      @MaximBady  8 месяцев назад +126

      Decoy😅

    • @jbkibs
      @jbkibs 8 месяцев назад +37

      now now, there was some strawberries... with cinnamon sour cream? ... LOL

    • @2cunem
      @2cunem 8 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@jbkibs Brown sugar sour creme*

    • @jbkibs
      @jbkibs 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@2cunem ah yeah... wild

    • @rickshaw3397
      @rickshaw3397 8 месяцев назад +10

      That orange is doing some overtime work

  • @Internetusage123
    @Internetusage123 8 месяцев назад +36

    Is she tryna claim his death insurance 😂

  • @goqul
    @goqul 8 месяцев назад +242

    The Delulu Meal-box!

  • @itsallking1641
    @itsallking1641 8 месяцев назад +93

    She was like 'now for a fruit tray' my European ass was expecting it to be like, strawberries, grapes, peppers, cucumber, carrots or something
    My ass was caught lackin when she busted out the sour cream and sugar wombo combo

    • @CalvaryCatalyst
      @CalvaryCatalyst 7 месяцев назад +18

      I'm American and this threw me. She must be from the North US because in the south, we put FRUIT on our fruit trays. 😂 not 50% sour cream. Just eat yogurt at that point!!

    • @disneyprincessintraining2725
      @disneyprincessintraining2725 7 месяцев назад +7

      I’m American but I’m right with you! Anytime someone says they’re making a fruit tray there’s just lots of fruits

    • @user-rx7pd1xv4k
      @user-rx7pd1xv4k 6 месяцев назад +12

      I'm an American and I have never seen sour cream and brown sugar put together like this

    • @katiemartin6991
      @katiemartin6991 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@CalvaryCatalyst this is, in fact, not a northern us thing (source: im from up north and nearly vomited). Judging by the accent, my best guess is her being from somewhere in the midwest

    • @CalvaryCatalyst
      @CalvaryCatalyst 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@katiemartin6991 haha 😂 something tells me the Midwesterns don't claim her either!

  • @nerdstudent8852
    @nerdstudent8852 8 месяцев назад +901

    "And what's his job again?"
    "Oh, it's kind of desk job"
    😐

    • @ionutfelicitari9328
      @ionutfelicitari9328 8 месяцев назад +92

      I would get it if he was working in masonry or construction but for office jobs you only need a pack of Oreos and milk

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 8 месяцев назад +1

      💀

    • @PovilasPanavas
      @PovilasPanavas 8 месяцев назад +64

      @@ionutfelicitari9328 oreos for lunch? was it a joke? If it was it flew past over me.

    • @solertree8653
      @solertree8653 8 месяцев назад +52

      @@ionutfelicitari9328 No, you need a salad. and a sandwich. with HEALTHY THINGS on it. So more salad

    • @Fusion710
      @Fusion710 8 месяцев назад

      ​how about no. chicken and rice is all a soul needs​@@solertree8653

  • @DexterRose
    @DexterRose 8 месяцев назад +24

    seriously though she's extra proud of the meal she's prepared

  • @Erdbeerschorsch2011
    @Erdbeerschorsch2011 8 месяцев назад +914

    The crazy thing is millions of Americans think that this stuff is fit for human consumption.

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 8 месяцев назад +30

      Salami is fit for human consumption, are you high?

    • @steamstream777
      @steamstream777 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@greasycheese8095not 5 pounds of it combined with sugar and a few thousand milligrams of caffeine and other drugs found in energy drinks. r/usernamechecksout

    • @africaine4889
      @africaine4889 8 месяцев назад

      That amount she put. And we know salami in the US does not taste at all like the salami in italy or france​@@greasycheese8095

    • @geraldsatelier
      @geraldsatelier 8 месяцев назад

      Processed food is unhealthy and high in sodium

    • @propangasschnuffle
      @propangasschnuffle 8 месяцев назад +70

      @@greasycheese8095 it is not very healthy is what he means

  • @FerrariKing
    @FerrariKing 8 месяцев назад +51

    He must have a good life insurance policy.

  • @mangersavoir4213
    @mangersavoir4213 8 месяцев назад +187

    This is exactly what kids bring in their lunch box at my school.

    • @mtcondie
      @mtcondie 8 месяцев назад +14

      I would be pretty happy with a charcuterie lunch of actual cheese, fruit, vegetables, and cured meats. Throw in a few olives, some crackers, and a glass of wine. It would be the best lunch ever. This sounds like the normal lunch of some European person.

    • @mangersavoir4213
      @mangersavoir4213 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@mtcondie By any chance, did you see ALL of the clip?

    • @mtcondie
      @mtcondie 8 месяцев назад

      @mangersavoir4213 Yeah, I watched the whole clip several times. A high-quality charcuterie is the bee's knees. 🐝 🐝 🐝 What that lady provided her husband was a travesty.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 8 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, it started out as a cold Lunchable but quickly deteriorated into a hot mess.

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@mtcondie Same. I can get all of the energy and protein that I need out of some cured meat, cheese, and few fruits.

  • @DisciplinedTrader27
    @DisciplinedTrader27 8 месяцев назад +99

    She is killing him indirectly

    • @squeakieve
      @squeakieve 8 месяцев назад +17

      Looks pretty direct to me! LoL

    • @DisciplinedTrader27
      @DisciplinedTrader27 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@squeakieve I meant by intentions 🤣

    • @hgriff14
      @hgriff14 4 месяца назад +2

      by the looks of her she probably thinks its healthy

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 2 месяца назад

      Bringing him to her level of obesity.

    • @DirtyDanAvidan
      @DirtyDanAvidan 8 дней назад

      It's not that bad lol

  • @anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489
    @anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489 8 месяцев назад +144

    That dude eats more for lunch than I ate last week

    • @imeverywhereandnowhere56
      @imeverywhereandnowhere56 8 месяцев назад +17

      Bro that's just a snack.

    • @田桃-c7g
      @田桃-c7g 8 месяцев назад

      so yr anorexic?

    • @jdsguam
      @jdsguam 8 месяцев назад +10

      Honestly, that would be about 2-3 days for me.

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 7 месяцев назад

      He might be doing a man's job that requires thousands of extra calories versus someone that sits on their ass all day.

    • @ooflords7804
      @ooflords7804 4 месяца назад

      Nah, that's just a heavy meal

  • @CloudoVR
    @CloudoVR Месяц назад +8

    0:12 is the most mad I've ever seen him

  • @PhaethonCrafts
    @PhaethonCrafts 8 месяцев назад +101

    Those are Nutty Buddy's lady. Nutter Butters are peanut butter sandwich cookies.

    • @jaklumen
      @jaklumen 8 месяцев назад +7

      Hehe, I suspect she has enough contempt for schooling and education that she either would not care, or she would scream at you for daring to correct her

    • @jbkibs
      @jbkibs 8 месяцев назад +2

      ;) good observation

    • @marvelljones72
      @marvelljones72 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'm thinking she wasn't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. (Can't stop the signal)

    • @brentmartin6833
      @brentmartin6833 8 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly!
      They are tasty but definitely different. (Although both are non healthy snack foods).

    • @leylandlynxvlog
      @leylandlynxvlog 8 месяцев назад +1

      Just as I was thinking, oh so that's what Nutter Butters look like. You come to tell me she lied to me! Glad you were here to correct her though. :)

  • @thatsbrujaafrikana
    @thatsbrujaafrikana 8 месяцев назад +10

    "We see you lady....we see you!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sidecarmisanthrope5927
    @sidecarmisanthrope5927 8 месяцев назад +10

    Dr Shawn Baker showed us another video of her packing her husband's death pack. It was left over pasta, a box of cookies, another NOS drink and a bunch of other heart stopping garbage.

  • @wilseph1
    @wilseph1 5 месяцев назад +6

    That mandarin orange is there as a decoy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 8 месяцев назад +11

    ‘NO IT DOESN’T’
    😂 I felt that 😂

  • @annaburns2865
    @annaburns2865 8 месяцев назад +7

    “ na uh! I gave him fruit!” 😂

  • @JeDindk
    @JeDindk 8 месяцев назад +196

    I am shocked! Who eats like that??? It was an enormous amount of food and energy drinks.

    • @whimsy0451
      @whimsy0451 8 месяцев назад +13

      Nauseating

    • @themosthighvaluemaninthega9048
      @themosthighvaluemaninthega9048 8 месяцев назад +62

      Sour cream & brown sugar with strawberries???? Is that a thing??????

    • @Zak-nv1tl
      @Zak-nv1tl 8 месяцев назад

      The most of America eats like this. Everyone thinks it’s normal. Average person has no idea about nutrition. And they wonder why there is an obesity epidemic….

    • @e_a8888
      @e_a8888 8 месяцев назад +14

      Americans

    • @greeneyesdante
      @greeneyesdante 8 месяцев назад +11

      She obviously does along with her husband.

  • @armiazarfarin07
    @armiazarfarin07 6 месяцев назад +2

    "That mandarin orange is there as a decoy"
    That part was amazing😂

  • @alcerrito123
    @alcerrito123 8 месяцев назад +26

    Looks like my lunch only diference is i pack it myself 😆

  • @rosemarygaines5579
    @rosemarygaines5579 3 месяца назад +3

    Hey Mama j Rae I just watched you on the Tamera Hall show, loved your energy and the tips you gave us on cooking bacon. Thanks you. I am sure many more will subscribe to your channel as I just did. Take care.

  • @kasturipatra9128
    @kasturipatra9128 8 месяцев назад +113

    “In case the diabetes doesn’t take him out fast enough…” 😂😂😂 But honestly, do people actually eat like that? I mean in the age of information, how’s this still a thing? 😅

    • @whimsy0451
      @whimsy0451 8 месяцев назад +17

      Base urges defeat reason more often than not

    • @otakuhunter4817
      @otakuhunter4817 7 месяцев назад +4

      humans overestimate their rationale.The current folks are living on processed foods

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 7 месяцев назад

      Being in the age of information means you are bombarded with propaganda since a child to consume the cheapest least healthy foods available since they are the most profitable for the people making them. IE: the people who sell garbage made of corn will turn 200 bucks into thousands of dollars selling corn flakes, and other junk made of mostly corn. It costs them 200 bucks to buy a ton of corn, and they squeeze every drop out of it to make cereals and all matter of corn based foods, as well as high fructose corn syrup.

    • @chrismoore1372
      @chrismoore1372 6 месяцев назад +6

      Age of misinformation as well, sometimes hard to discern the two... Not with the woman in this video, though. 😂

    • @X7-kk9mp
      @X7-kk9mp 6 месяцев назад +3

      in the US yes 100% yes ! if u ever visited our stores u would see how bad it is .

  • @jessminer1606
    @jessminer1606 25 дней назад

    That orange is a decoy! Haha😂😂😂😂

  • @jovyflow007
    @jovyflow007 8 месяцев назад +28

    Her actions go along with her shirt. "Insane In The Mom Brain." 🚑

  • @ptkk21
    @ptkk21 5 месяцев назад +8

    Putting items into a lunchbox is not preparing a meal. She didn't actually prepare anything.

  • @hendrickswart4122
    @hendrickswart4122 8 месяцев назад +6

    I'm not so sure about the pie, but the lunchbox is nice.
    She will always get a new bloke. 😂

  • @Sindy-r2k
    @Sindy-r2k 5 месяцев назад +1

    first video I've seen on this channel. immediate subscribe

  • @JohnWhite-Sensei
    @JohnWhite-Sensei 8 месяцев назад +58

    Cancer too with those preserved meats.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 8 месяцев назад +7

      Luckily the diabetes will likely starve the cancer with restricted blood flow.

  • @mysticr3448
    @mysticr3448 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love it when my old lady packs my lunch. It's just leftovers from the night before but at least it's good food and not processed shit😂😂

  • @GregO0oo
    @GregO0oo 8 месяцев назад +13

    He must work outdoors because with that diet, he’s not fitting in any building…👀🙆🏾‍♂️

  • @TheKrankee
    @TheKrankee 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ahahahahaha this has so many funny and tragic Levels, pure Gold!

  • @vkm9156
    @vkm9156 8 месяцев назад +17

    That's some luxury bento box right there.

    • @eddenoy321
      @eddenoy321 8 месяцев назад +2

      Some of the bentos sold at 7/11 in Japan don't look a whole lot better tbh

    • @vkm9156
      @vkm9156 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@eddenoy321 yeah. I mean it's a combini meal so convenience wins

  • @ponokunishima1
    @ponokunishima1 4 месяца назад

    The “instant heart attack” thing got me! 😂

  • @jeil5676
    @jeil5676 8 месяцев назад +30

    Sour cream and brown sugar? I have never heard of this combo.

    • @jaklumen
      @jaklumen 8 месяцев назад +3

      Nor have I. Hard pass all the same

    • @Coco-im5ln
      @Coco-im5ln 8 месяцев назад +8

      Whipped cream would have been more normal with the strawberries. However, with everything else the strawberries by themselves would have been sufficient.

    • @JennyRose1776
      @JennyRose1776 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's DELISH!!!

    • @JennyRose1776
      @JennyRose1776 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jaklumenyou're missin out man!

    • @ciklop4206
      @ciklop4206 8 месяцев назад +3

      Proper eastern euro sour cream + sugar/jam + cottage cheese pancakes is god-tier

  • @ricardscelms8374
    @ricardscelms8374 5 месяцев назад +4

    Note: "She just pre-ordered a high blood pressure ❤️ attack 🍸 for his hubby.." 🗿💀😎😂😳

  • @emmelulune
    @emmelulune 5 месяцев назад +4

    Plot twist: he supplies his whole office with food

  • @mrpookieallred
    @mrpookieallred 4 месяца назад

    We see you lady, we see you! Lmfao! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 Месяц назад

      Her husband cant see her - not through his diabetes induced glaucoma.

  • @SoraSkyAtic
    @SoraSkyAtic 4 месяца назад +6

    Why does it looks like she's making a lunch for herself.

  • @The_Anderal
    @The_Anderal Месяц назад

    This is why I do meal prep... Man this made me laugh!

  • @Lonner_IsTaken
    @Lonner_IsTaken 8 месяцев назад +17

    This is lunchable snackalicious but this is diabetes delivery! ☠️🍽️

  • @Shadi-ly7su
    @Shadi-ly7su Месяц назад

    “No it doesn’t”😭😂

  • @MarkVirgulto
    @MarkVirgulto 8 месяцев назад +13

    Bro I sometimes pack 3 hard boiled eggs, some pepperoni and cheese like this. But thats it. Its virtually no carbs or sugar and helps my body fight off lyme disease. At first the video was all too personal lmao.

    • @ChaadFairservice20022
      @ChaadFairservice20022 8 месяцев назад +2

      ^ this. No carbs or sugar. Cures 90% of the health issues.

    • @strangertobluewater
      @strangertobluewater 8 месяцев назад

      Get yourself an ozone sauna and bio mat, too, and you’ll be on your way! Keep it up!

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 Месяц назад

      You're dying. Goodbye.

  • @Kev1nTheKev1n
    @Kev1nTheKev1n 8 месяцев назад +11

    this is taking bulking to the next level

  • @XhodanXeus
    @XhodanXeus 8 месяцев назад +34

    I mean i think her heart is in the right place

    • @Mermete8
      @Mermete8 8 месяцев назад +2

      Feeding as a love language is pretty common

    • @Al_Zidni
      @Al_Zidni 8 месяцев назад +6

      Yes. But it is enlarged.

    • @Yoctopory
      @Yoctopory 8 месяцев назад +1

      You mean under a thick layer of unsaturated fats?

    • @mayahigginbotham9873
      @mayahigginbotham9873 8 месяцев назад

      No way. My man gets all veggies salad and fruit with NO sour cream and sugar! 🤢

    • @chi7818
      @chi7818 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, honestly I was touched by the gesture. Sure it was unhealthy but she added things just in case and actually thought about what to add.
      Her only fault is no one teaches proper nutrition in school so countless people think eating like that is okay.

  • @josephspagnola9884
    @josephspagnola9884 7 дней назад

    These are litteraly all the foods in that John F kennedy "theres poison in our food" video 😂😂

  • @FacelessOfficial1
    @FacelessOfficial1 8 месяцев назад +3

    that's more dangerous than driving without a seatbelt (you might not crash if you drive without a seatbelt but if you eat that everyday something is going to happen at some point)

  • @nisoshahabibzadeh
    @nisoshahabibzadeh 7 месяцев назад

    We see you, lady! We see you! OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

  • @virajbandrapalli8156
    @virajbandrapalli8156 8 месяцев назад +15

    Low key tho, it’s still so sweet of her to make her husbands lunch, irregardless of nutritional value

    • @gurok2
      @gurok2 6 месяцев назад +3

      *disirregardless

    • @Jdj-nr2nw
      @Jdj-nr2nw 6 месяцев назад +9

      Regardless* 💀🙏 wtf are yall on

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 8 месяцев назад +1

    "The mandarin orange is a decoy." 😂😂😂😂

  • @pldanis7968
    @pldanis7968 8 месяцев назад +5

    I have high blood pressure just looking at that food....

  • @zivabrogan5807
    @zivabrogan5807 2 месяца назад

    Maximbady, you are so right, crash the disassemblers!!!

  • @cyrnus
    @cyrnus 8 месяцев назад +5

    My takeaway here is that they make peanut butter and honey uncrustables. I have never seen such a thing. Where do I get some?

    • @jeil5676
      @jeil5676 8 месяцев назад +2

      Cant you just make a sandwich?.....millennials....

    • @jaklumen
      @jaklumen 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jeil5676Ain't just Millennials, son. Gen X and Boomers can be this lazy, and I'm Gen X myself

    • @cyrnus
      @cyrnus 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@jeil5676 normally yes, but I would go for deli meats. I'm usually not a fan of the texture and stickiness of peanut butter sandwiches. But a half frozen uncrustable is a different beast.
      Also thanks for thinking I could be a millennial, I just turned 50 this year, was maybe closer to 40 in the thumbnail

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 4 месяца назад

      In the freezer section at Walmart probably

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 4 месяца назад

      @@jeil5676yeah we can

  • @xxMoon_Childxx-rd8df
    @xxMoon_Childxx-rd8df 8 месяцев назад +2

    Girl I need this for the week😭🙏

  • @krisphigh5690
    @krisphigh5690 8 месяцев назад +9

    HE HAS A WOMAN THAT PACKS HIS LUNCH!!!!! he's already a step ahead of us all, just teach her to pack healthier

    • @__.lucky.__
      @__.lucky.__ 7 месяцев назад +3

      But she didn’t even cook it lol it’s just stuff from the pantry and the gas station 😂

    • @vermis8344
      @vermis8344 5 месяцев назад

      ​@__.lucky.__ 💯 Go to refrigerator, rip open plastic packaging, dump processed sugar and fat in tupperware.
      How thoughtful.

  • @StrayKids_4_LIFE-27
    @StrayKids_4_LIFE-27 5 месяцев назад +1

    "NO IT DOESNT!" Dumbledore said calmly

  • @autumnsnows
    @autumnsnows 8 месяцев назад +7

    Instant heart attack😂😂😂

  • @thorazine0076
    @thorazine0076 4 месяца назад

    OMG, she must be aiming to collect a huge insurance policy on him!🤣

  • @Jojodancer20100
    @Jojodancer20100 8 месяцев назад +5

    just the protein shake, thank u

  • @kevinstache6256
    @kevinstache6256 6 месяцев назад

    I almost got a heart attack by laughter 😂❤

  • @EstherPoh-lk3yh
    @EstherPoh-lk3yh Месяц назад +7

    0:51 Mandarin orange is healthy

    • @MrSus857
      @MrSus857 Месяц назад +2

      He said i WAS a decoy

    • @Mirage_9x
      @Mirage_9x Месяц назад

      @@MrSus857you are a Decoy?

    • @shirotonbo6315
      @shirotonbo6315 Месяц назад

      Guys, its a decoy trust me i was the orange

    • @EstherPoh-lk3yh
      @EstherPoh-lk3yh Месяц назад

      I think the person who ate this meal is going to explode…

  • @Jforjisoo
    @Jforjisoo 5 дней назад +1

    Nara Smith and her husband watching this in horror 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @lioneatsthesheep8996
    @lioneatsthesheep8996 8 месяцев назад +10

    Hey, props to any woman who cares enough to pack her man lunch
    Unlike most of the 304's out there today

    • @1108-g1q
      @1108-g1q 8 месяцев назад +6

      I love how you have a ton of comments on this channel and can somehow manage to connect any video to the evil western 304s ☠️ dude you are obsessed.

    • @ArthurRex131
      @ArthurRex131 5 месяцев назад

      @@1108-g1q Is he wrong, though?

    • @1108-g1q
      @1108-g1q 5 месяцев назад

      @@ArthurRex131 is he wrong to be obsessed? Only he can answer if his obsession helps him.
      A primary cause of the male loneliness epidemic is that men are too selfish to be friends with each other. Women wouldn't be nearly as missed if they could support each other for mutually beneficial friendships.
      So, knowing that selfishness, such comments about how "304s never pack their man's lunch" rarely have anything to do with sympathy for other men and everything to do with what they personally want and are missing in their lives. He wants a woman who will pack his lunch. OK, fine. What steps has he taken to get what he says he wants out of his life? If all that he has done is get into video comment sections and give 200+ comments about evil women, I would say that he is wrong in the sense that he is not working toward what he says he wants out of life. He is yelling into the void for self-soothing.
      Let's say that a traditional partnership is what he values and wants. If, despite his best efforts, this could not be found, perhaps because the many women who want that too do not see him as a viable partner, there are other alternatives. Men could work together as friends and live as roommates if they were better at partnership. I was roommates with 3 other women in uni and again for a year with those same women many years later. It was great to share cooking, cleaning, and other household tasks. Most men struggle with that. Finding a woman is not just plan A. It's plan only.

    • @vermis8344
      @vermis8344 5 месяцев назад

      "Men are too selfish to be friends"
      I was with you up to that point. That's prime 21st-century sociology-degree armchair-psychology copium right there.

    • @ArthurRex131
      @ArthurRex131 5 месяцев назад

      @@1108-g1q That is the biggest load of BS I've heard since I last visited my grandparents' old farm in Carson City. Men are too selfish to be friends? Then why are so many men able to get along with each other so well?

  • @lsharon2175
    @lsharon2175 6 месяцев назад +1

    The mandarin is a decoy! Hilarious.

  • @nqkoi159
    @nqkoi159 8 месяцев назад +4

    Well, as long as its brown sugar... 🤦‍♂

    • @rockyraccoon3630
      @rockyraccoon3630 6 месяцев назад

      Brown sugar is just white sugar with molasses added. It's actually MORE processed than white sugar.

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 Месяц назад

      @@rockyraccoon3630 No, less.

  • @yassineadam
    @yassineadam 4 месяца назад

    ❤😂 he can buy them on his way to work 😅 she only cut few strawberries 🍓 🤣 ❤

  • @reeno1357
    @reeno1357 8 месяцев назад +10

    I mean, based on what i have seen on how some women treat men she probably just means good and doesnt know any better...i give an a for effort.

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yes, give her an A for effort. With the standard of "woman" we have today, is she amazing and are doing fare beyond expected. She may kill him, but she does it with good intend. :-)

    • @reeno1357
      @reeno1357 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@friedmule5403 love the sarcasm there 🤣🤣
      Much love to you 💖

  • @robertkieser9736
    @robertkieser9736 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a black collar american, I can explain if need be. Anything that is ready for me in the a.m. is grateful, and if there is some Vienna sausages or potted meat. I am a happy camper.

  • @itsmeeverest
    @itsmeeverest 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is certainly a plot to get the husband's wealth

  • @isaacmondragonortega
    @isaacmondragonortega 2 месяца назад

    That shirt she is wearing is fitting too. "Insane in the Mom brain 🧠"

  • @monkeykidd420
    @monkeykidd420 7 месяцев назад +3

    How do you know that his job isnt super physical and he needs the energy some manual labor jobs can be real rough

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 Месяц назад

      all that shit isnt going to help him push through, believe me.

    • @monkeykidd420
      @monkeykidd420 Месяц назад

      @standupstraight9691 you never know what'll push somebody through. You're not him. You don't know him

    • @bravepotatoe7513
      @bravepotatoe7513 Месяц назад

      @@monkeykidd420 you don't need to know someone to say that 3 drinks with 40g of sugar each will make his insulin spike and crash like a missile without mentioning the rest of the food

  • @dandan6253
    @dandan6253 6 месяцев назад

    ''NO IT DOESN'T'' that was so funny

  • @alihakimi1707
    @alihakimi1707 8 месяцев назад +6

    Literally cooked nothing for him

  • @RainFall-wz2yp
    @RainFall-wz2yp Месяц назад +1

    grief and terror debilitate and paralyze me.
    I desperately despair for true love, I long for it so deeply, I suppress it so much,
    I could literally faint from the desire...
    I can no longer bear the darkness that is my life.
    I am trapped in hell; I cannot find escape.

  • @LET_US_TALK_OPENLY
    @LET_US_TALK_OPENLY 8 месяцев назад +7

    Wow that lunch box looks good, that husband is a very lucky man

    • @vermis8344
      @vermis8344 5 месяцев назад

      What's your body type? Endomorphic, ectomorphic, or humpback whale?

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 Месяц назад

      Hubby is probably dead by now. His heart launched itself into orbit.

  • @northumbriabushcraft1208
    @northumbriabushcraft1208 5 месяцев назад +1

    At least bro is eating strawberries and an orange, even if the rest of the meal is weird.
    When I pack a lunch it's usually a chicken Caesar wrap or salad, beef jerky, crisps, a pear, some grapes, small energy drink, juice, a cake (I like those little individually wrapped french waffle cakes) maybe Hungarian salami sticks, maybe some sushi. Good meal. I don't eat it all in one sitting, I eat like 75% then the rest is for snacking 😊

  • @1allen111
    @1allen111 8 месяцев назад +4

    Lot of people in here wish they had a wife at home to pack them a lunch. Can always save some for the next day. Sometimes simple things get taken for granted.

    • @thatmoviegirl3814
      @thatmoviegirl3814 7 месяцев назад +1

      With a lunch like that, he's not surviving to save some for the next day XD

    • @vermis8344
      @vermis8344 5 месяцев назад

      Save some for the next day? He could save some for the next week!

  • @genkrieg
    @genkrieg 4 месяца назад

    Decoy got me 💀

  • @The-Real-aPOC
    @The-Real-aPOC 8 месяцев назад +6

    She's lying, she doesn't even have a husband, she just ate lunch and that "food" is her dessert.

  • @stefance1
    @stefance1 6 месяцев назад

    I cannot believe she declared her hate for her husband so publically

  • @TrentDan
    @TrentDan 8 месяцев назад +5

    A Banana with ginger and mayor lemon punch with fish or chicken kept me alive for 20 years of working.

  • @tinodachinamhora2574
    @tinodachinamhora2574 8 месяцев назад

    No-ooh, I gave him fruit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperKonjac
    @SuperKonjac 7 месяцев назад

    I’m glad you’re back producing content.

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 Месяц назад

      Soon it will be not hubby's lunches, but hubby's coffin.

  • @FireZom
    @FireZom 8 месяцев назад +1

    That Mandarin Orange getting the blame for sure😂

    • @vermis8344
      @vermis8344 5 месяцев назад

      "I don't know why I'm 300lb and rising, I eat fruit for lunch all the time!"

  • @ProjectGameVault
    @ProjectGameVault 7 месяцев назад +1

    That mandarin is a decoy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @princeking1562
    @princeking1562 8 месяцев назад

    "Enemy!!!!" the thought of her husband when he sees her coming.

  • @RedbearRickyYT
    @RedbearRickyYT 3 месяца назад

    That lunchable honestly looks fire. I made one for lunch today because of this video

  • @davehowe6734
    @davehowe6734 4 месяца назад +1

    American health care system luvs this lady, lol

  • @rajatsiddamal
    @rajatsiddamal 8 месяцев назад +2

    Orange is the odd man out 😂

  • @XxBrittany20xX
    @XxBrittany20xX 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂
    This got me laughing so hard.
    From diabetes, to planned heart attack so fast.
    Wife: "yea. He just died of natural causes" 😇