Kamene Can't Cook Ugali!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @obadiahkipngetichrugut9662
    @obadiahkipngetichrugut9662 3 года назад +84

    Jalas brings out the best in every person he works with, unless awe kichwa ngumu kama jeff..

  • @albertomukotalks
    @albertomukotalks 3 года назад +175

    When Jalas announced he was joining kiss, haters said that he and Kamene wont have chemistry ? The more reason why you shouldn't allow people's opinion to pin you down!

    • @elizamunyua7418
      @elizamunyua7418 3 года назад +3

      True,no one knew they'll vibe this much

    • @nyakadot.esq.2746
      @nyakadot.esq.2746 3 года назад

      People are terrible

    • @isabellwagalla4353
      @isabellwagalla4353 2 года назад

      This woman is always real.And she is not even disturbed of not knowing how to cook ugali,,And that is how people learn.Great Duos

    • @CKnaija
      @CKnaija 2 года назад

      I still miss him and Jeff together though

  • @richardmomanyi8500
    @richardmomanyi8500 3 года назад +293

    Have you noticed since jalaas started working at kiss kamene has really improved like he learns alot and has more project nowadays. Jalas has really improved her life and thinking unlike the Kibe wa madem

  • @ochiengvictor1076
    @ochiengvictor1076 3 года назад +460

    Iyo ya kwaza inaitwaa kuporo mogo, Luos in the house give me a like.

  • @thebibleverseoftheday7832
    @thebibleverseoftheday7832 3 года назад +72

    When I grow up nataka kuwa kama Jalango! Kazi after Kazi after Kazi and Kazi . Kudos Jalas

  • @tfl4963
    @tfl4963 3 года назад +12

    Kamene amelewa mbaiyaa! Such a kind hearted lady. She's young, very beautiful, brighter and more mature beyond her age

  • @emilynganga1486
    @emilynganga1486 3 года назад +210

    Since Kamene started working with Jalas she is giving us a positive vibes, Kwanza 9:30 am babe talk 🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰

    • @jackiecarol7004
      @jackiecarol7004 3 года назад

      Ò

    • @kinginsports457
      @kinginsports457 3 года назад +3

      If she can't turn the ugali how can she turn me on?

    • @chrispinomondi6019
      @chrispinomondi6019 3 года назад

      True you can say that again unlike when they co partner with 'umbudhe' guy Mr. Kibe

    • @estherakinyi1514
      @estherakinyi1514 3 года назад

      Kamene is not a not sirious about this ugali thing though

    • @WhatsPoppin-z
      @WhatsPoppin-z 3 года назад +10

      @@kinginsports457 she doesn't want to turn you on. She's not even aware that you exist.

  • @carolineakinyiwambetha8468
    @carolineakinyiwambetha8468 3 года назад +30

    Jalas am proud of everything that you do and always tell my big boys to work hard like you may God bless you

  • @edueddie8533
    @edueddie8533 3 года назад +90

    You guys just blend Soo nicely...the comedy with Jalas makes him my ever super comedian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mamwachareagan9101
      @mamwachareagan9101 3 года назад +1

      Not only you I guess it's everyone 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @enockkibitok6040
      @enockkibitok6040 2 года назад

      I can’t get married to anyone like Goro

  • @mitchellengota5464
    @mitchellengota5464 3 года назад +36

    Sasa yakusyangwa ataezana kweli😂😂 kamene mama kuja kitale where we cook ugali daily for 20 people na sio wageni family 😂😂😂😂nawapenda wote💖💖💯

    • @ramak.9587
      @ramak.9587 3 года назад

      Daily for 20 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @missmoveen8991
    @missmoveen8991 3 года назад +114

    Kamene: you don't want me learn who will marry me?
    Jalang'o: Uta order
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂

  • @margaretgathoni7328
    @margaretgathoni7328 3 года назад +31

    Jalas and kamene you make my day good.watching you guys from Doha Qatar

  • @stephenagenga2600
    @stephenagenga2600 3 года назад +256

    Jalang'o utaniua
    Yani nimesimama AFya Centre 11mins nikuone ukipika Ugali.

  • @lydialigare9994
    @lydialigare9994 3 года назад +20

    I bet working with this mad man of ours has been the best experience ever in your life kameme, this our mad man makes our day,you two blend really well as colleagues....jalango does his thing really well,

  • @willykitheka7618
    @willykitheka7618 3 года назад +22

    Wewe Jalas wewe ni kajanja! You really have your eyes on the money...you're very entrepreneurial...and that's very good! Congrats baba!

  • @marjoriewanjiku7338
    @marjoriewanjiku7338 3 года назад +37

    One of the best commercial I’ve seen lately! Just the perfect comical duo! 💯💕

    • @Siso-africa
      @Siso-africa 3 года назад +2

      Jalas invite me for otonje launch

  • @paulineandala2863
    @paulineandala2863 3 года назад +75

    Big J should have come with that jua kali sufuria holder to make it easy for the student. They come in black mostly at 50-100 bob.😂😂

  • @qr130p
    @qr130p 3 года назад +41

    Kemene ni cool kids😂😂

  • @oliechgeofrey4323
    @oliechgeofrey4323 3 года назад +9

    To be honest this lady as changed since she started associating with Jalas...... she's less streetwise n more likeable n marriageable

  • @monicamuthoni2704
    @monicamuthoni2704 3 года назад +12

    I love the both of you together. Me never get tired of watching and listening to you🤗🥰

  • @Animals-e9d
    @Animals-e9d 3 года назад +19

    You guys should take it to next level. You are so sweet together ❤

  • @Myles-o6g
    @Myles-o6g 3 года назад +34

    Those were many scoops for a start Mr Jalas... hata wewe ulianguka mtihani wa kupika ugali!!

  • @kevohwapipelinetransami4351
    @kevohwapipelinetransami4351 3 года назад +84

    Hii advert imeenda shule😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @aishanaisiae5221
    @aishanaisiae5221 3 года назад +49

    Jalas hata wewe....hio ugali ni ngumu sana for a learner🤣🤣🤣

    • @samueloduor8138
      @samueloduor8138 3 года назад +1

      He should have told her It's all about stamina in the hands while turning it but she doesn't want to ruin her nails

  • @rosenduta4203
    @rosenduta4203 3 года назад +26

    Aki these two would make a great couple since they are from two different backgrounds

  • @jennifernzioka81
    @jennifernzioka81 2 года назад +2

    Jalas is the first man have seen teach a woman something with💕 so much patience ..and of course without getting mad at her

  • @edwinaminga8734
    @edwinaminga8734 3 года назад +16

    😂😂😂😂😂😂one of the best and funniest videos have watched today

  • @tituskipkoech4719
    @tituskipkoech4719 3 года назад +1

    I really love jalango so much,,,am waiting for you at Langata constituency come 2022,,#jalangolangata2022

  • @dorcasnganga5000
    @dorcasnganga5000 3 года назад +9

    Mazee am salivating the way Jalango puts it"chota suup"I miss Kenya,

  • @ericmuthurimaitethia8044
    @ericmuthurimaitethia8044 3 года назад

    Jalas to the world saidia huyu mrembo mpaka aive ka6ugali ya jahazi I like u 4 ur compassionate heart jalas

  • @likab6944
    @likab6944 3 года назад +26

    I lost it When kamene said ooh it's hot?😂😂😂😂then this thing look explosive 😂😂😂😂

  • @janetntabo9730
    @janetntabo9730 3 года назад +8

    Kamene...I will show my granny this so that she stops telling me how late i learnt how to cook ugali😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roseraudhi297
    @roseraudhi297 3 года назад +4

    Been in gulf for 2 yrs and this video has just risen my crave for ugali.....jalas na kamene mungu anawaonatu 🤣🤣

  • @esnasvugaba7022
    @esnasvugaba7022 3 года назад +30

    hahahah kweli Mungu hawezi kukubariki na kila kitu , kamene just continue ordering ugali, cooking is not your thing

    • @allan8877
      @allan8877 3 года назад +6

      Sasa kujua kupika ugali ni baraka?

    • @esnasvugaba7022
      @esnasvugaba7022 3 года назад +1

      @@allan8877 waaaaa why hard feeling, hizi shosho media we make jokes maisha ikisonga, you sound bitter with your life

    • @allan8877
      @allan8877 3 года назад

      @@esnasvugaba7022 imagine sijaongekuongelesha vibaya. Nimekuuliza tu swali simple. Maybe kwenye ulizaliwa mnaona kupika ugali ni baraka ndiyo nashangaa.

    • @esnasvugaba7022
      @esnasvugaba7022 3 года назад

      @@allan8877 you seem to be a confused creature, kunywa maji nani , breath in and out,

    • @petma5551
      @petma5551 3 года назад

      You got a point dear.

  • @tinaokuku67
    @tinaokuku67 3 года назад +25

    jalango hire me for this advert, ninyorose hio ugali kabisa. espescially jahazi

  • @sarahachieng6573
    @sarahachieng6573 3 года назад +8

    This should have been a movie, I have to buy jahazi 👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️👌👌👌😋😋😋🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fixelgroup8199
    @fixelgroup8199 3 года назад +25

    Jalas : We kazi ni kukula tu na ujui ata kupika.
    Kamene: *silent*

  • @kaosfelix1089
    @kaosfelix1089 2 года назад

    Really comedians,,, it's amazing kamene#alafu unangoja kuolewa

  • @EillaTNghuumono
    @EillaTNghuumono 3 года назад +10

    Two amazing human beings 💯
    Kamene so funny 😂

  • @lucyanita1337
    @lucyanita1337 3 года назад +34

    when Jalas said "in the village"I laughed by breath out😝😝

  • @alexkoigi8247
    @alexkoigi8247 2 года назад +5

    I love you guys together, you good vibes!

  • @ASSA-ql2np
    @ASSA-ql2np 3 года назад +1

    Good work jalas...sasa mwambie aweke stikons poa za kukula jahazi na kuchota sup!!

  • @serlnjoki3240
    @serlnjoki3240 3 года назад +31

    Kamene's beauty is overboard ....i love u girl

  • @vivianfaith7435
    @vivianfaith7435 2 года назад +1

    I just love this lady she always her self n no pretence ...the two of you are funny 🤣

  • @Ludavi_the_duke
    @Ludavi_the_duke 3 года назад +70

    Ati this thing looks explosive😂😂can we agree that kamene compliments every person she gets to team with?

    • @maureenchepkemoi4880
      @maureenchepkemoi4880 3 года назад +1

      Dem wa kilimani 🤣🤣

    • @mamwachareagan9101
      @mamwachareagan9101 3 года назад

      Ugali tangu lini ikakua explosive😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣utaharibu ugali yangu...

    • @vokealutah4675
      @vokealutah4675 3 года назад

      @@maureenchepkemoi4880 uko rada🤣

  • @puritymatiko9417
    @puritymatiko9417 3 года назад +1

    Mkimaliza kupika mpanguze cooker😄😄

  • @esthernakitto6765
    @esthernakitto6765 3 года назад +15

    I love Kamene Jalas you’re a big brother love it

  • @rachelmbeyu4385
    @rachelmbeyu4385 3 года назад

    Yaani jalang'o ni rafiki wa kila mtu. One day tutameet. You inspire and motivate me alot. God bless you.

  • @simontitus6626
    @simontitus6626 3 года назад +34

    Jalang'o can sell! No doubt about his ability!

  • @aliciabiz6796
    @aliciabiz6796 3 года назад +10

    You've made my day. Na vyenye Kamene anakula hiyo ugali na confidence unaweza dhani ni yeye amepika😂😂😂

  • @jacksonruitiari9245
    @jacksonruitiari9245 3 года назад +7

    That collabo is waoohh. Keep it up guys.

  • @LouisGitu
    @LouisGitu 3 года назад

    You're just the winners guys nawapenda saaana 👌👌👌👌

  • @OnlyPackage
    @OnlyPackage 3 года назад +57

    I really do need prayers.... Imagine the whole me sitting down with my gadget plus my wifi on, watching Jalas and Kamene eating ugali na nyama...?...Yeso duogi.....

  • @fionaowuor3519
    @fionaowuor3519 3 года назад +10

    This is was so funny, you should do more of this kind of episodes. Kamene call me for class I will teach you

  • @irenesteve9765
    @irenesteve9765 3 года назад +13

    @jalas please give me a call tufanye iyo advert na wewe,kamene Ile kitu anajua kuturn no steering wheel ya Mercedes 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @charitygachara1198
    @charitygachara1198 3 года назад +33

    It's only in kenya you'll find people eating meat first then vegetables later wakishiba🤣🤣

    • @joanblessing2086
      @joanblessing2086 3 года назад +4

      but kwetu i think ni opposite juu nyama tulikua tunapewa slice moja moja so unashiba ndo ukule nyama ya mwisho

    • @BlessedJaylo
      @BlessedJaylo 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂for me I consume it ya mwisho....

    • @vincentngetich327
      @vincentngetich327 3 года назад

      The opposite is true!

  • @elegantdigitalskills3073
    @elegantdigitalskills3073 3 года назад +16

    Yaani hujachota maji.. me naeka maji excess(In luhya excess means enough), then ikishaboil nachota, iyo ndo itatumika kulainisha baadae not cold one.

    • @welly_the_doctor
      @welly_the_doctor 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vj_savage2549
      @vj_savage2549 3 года назад

      Iyaa kumbee hii ujuzi toke wengi🤣😅

    • @akabirya6757
      @akabirya6757 3 года назад +1

      I still feel Luhya people share something with Burundi-ans. I do not understand why their language is partly intelligeble to my people.

    • @asiimwejuma8511
      @asiimwejuma8511 3 года назад

      Nami hufanya hivyo.

    • @asiimwejuma8511
      @asiimwejuma8511 3 года назад

      @@akabirya6757 We are all Bantus. AbaLuhya people are closer to the Baganda people. If you can relate Kirundi with Kiluhya then I suppose you do the same with Luganda.

  • @johnypride5741
    @johnypride5741 3 года назад

    Mnakula na mnalipwa waoh

  • @mercyoronje1733
    @mercyoronje1733 3 года назад +64

    Hilarious!! Well executed Jalang'o.
    Kamene! Kamene! Kamene!? How many times did I call you?
    You know cooking ugali is a basic life skill in this country! 😂😂😂

    • @amjudith
      @amjudith 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/SG6BxMeDN3k/видео.html

    • @gathenyakamau3444
      @gathenyakamau3444 3 года назад +4

      Hawa ni wenye walilewa na housegirls, mabarbie #softlife.

    • @josephnthungu
      @josephnthungu 3 года назад +1

      Kamene ukimuoa nikama maembe tu

    • @fabyscarl
      @fabyscarl 3 года назад +1

      @@josephnthungu Hana faida walai😃😃😃

  • @nanatiti2006
    @nanatiti2006 3 года назад +1

    Kumbe unajua ikiiva!

  • @kadere9234
    @kadere9234 3 года назад +34

    At 10:35 i was really expecting him airushe juu alafu aishike kama ule jamaa wa muscles

    • @karinnjeru489
      @karinnjeru489 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂lmao samee

    • @amjudith
      @amjudith 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/SG6BxMeDN3k/видео.html

    • @estherthoya3125
      @estherthoya3125 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/wK7pyfw25HU/видео.html

    • @fredodhiambo7612
      @fredodhiambo7612 3 года назад +1

      Haha huyo ninja ngori

  • @patrickmanyala7947
    @patrickmanyala7947 3 года назад +16

    You guys have a strong chemistry

  • @maryannmuthoni5529
    @maryannmuthoni5529 3 года назад +26

    Mapenzi telee to you Jalas and Kamene I love listening to your morning show always turned in from Riyadh City.

    • @marynjambi4972
      @marynjambi4972 3 года назад +1

      Nko Riyadh pia dear

    • @estherwangari6233
      @estherwangari6233 3 года назад +1

      How do you listen to kiss 100 ukiwa outside kenya niko dubai

    • @amjudith
      @amjudith 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/SG6BxMeDN3k/видео.html

    • @florencemativo3152
      @florencemativo3152 3 года назад

      @@estherwangari6233 enda playstore then instal simple radio fm .

    • @waitherahildar1501
      @waitherahildar1501 3 года назад

      Tuko wengi from saudia Riyadh city💃💃💃💃💃💃

  • @oketchjames4391
    @oketchjames4391 3 года назад

    Jalango anapenda nyama yawa

  • @oscarmatasi7629
    @oscarmatasi7629 3 года назад +32

    I have noticed that Jalas has only put several scoops and am pretty sure that ugali is as hard as stones…itawanyonga…am speaking from experience,luhya in the house gonga like hapo

    • @kendikisaka2395
      @kendikisaka2395 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @Dev.0191
      @Dev.0191 3 года назад

      Manze haha

    • @missmoveen8991
      @missmoveen8991 3 года назад

      Too much unga🤣🤣

    • @momanyious1383
      @momanyious1383 3 года назад +1

      It's not that hard, uzuri ni unga ya duka... Ingekua ugali ya kisiagi uweke such an amount utakula hio ugali ukitoa machozi juu ya kunyongwa

    • @emmakwamboka3511
      @emmakwamboka3511 3 года назад

      Yea I feel that

  • @Cooperative2024
    @Cooperative2024 3 года назад +1

    jalangoo owadwa dhako ni kia tedo na anangoja kuolewa

  • @thomasmachuma9271
    @thomasmachuma9271 3 года назад +5

    cool kids hawajui kipika

  • @vivianatieno7489
    @vivianatieno7489 2 года назад

    I love you guys. Jalas an be luonga e tv😆😆😆😆😆

  • @susannduku243
    @susannduku243 3 года назад +6

    Who will marry me if I don't know how to cook......
    You will order 🤣🤣🤣

  • @smalizvoice
    @smalizvoice 3 года назад +1

    Nyama nyama tamu

  • @selwaahmed1579
    @selwaahmed1579 3 года назад +9

    There was a time my bf told me you want me to marry you and you can't cook, he didn't believe the day he was having guest at his place...

  • @esperanzanyiraneza9126
    @esperanzanyiraneza9126 2 года назад

    I keep coming back 😃😃....this was my favorite

  • @gladokibeti4956
    @gladokibeti4956 2 года назад +4

    It depends on how much water jalangoo almost killed me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yomiphyl8652
    @yomiphyl8652 2 года назад

    Jalas nitumie Unga yawa!! Watching in 🇺🇸

  • @vanessabilali9380
    @vanessabilali9380 3 года назад +5

    Will be watching this several times when I wanna cook ugali

  • @ericthomas9922
    @ericthomas9922 2 года назад

    First time nimeskia ugali ikiitwa cute

  • @oumaalando7405
    @oumaalando7405 3 года назад +17

    Jalango and Kamene chemistry is just unfathomable..... They really compliment each other.

  • @namachanjakhapoya7061
    @namachanjakhapoya7061 3 года назад +2

    Oh Lord, where shall I begin with my queen.. Menje I'm a very good cook. I'm good at everything I do. If you can't cook ugali, you can't cook anything. Kuja olepolos we do all that. I love you ❤️

  • @mercymercy2121
    @mercymercy2121 3 года назад +6

    You guys always makes my day

  • @richardnelson2961
    @richardnelson2961 2 года назад +2

    The Amazing online show ever🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪

  • @carolinemerlin4402
    @carolinemerlin4402 3 года назад +4

    Is kamene kenyan??i really love her 😍😍

  • @miriamkaranja4972
    @miriamkaranja4972 3 года назад +2

    Kamene😂😂😂challenge ya kupika ugali is on Jalas is a good teacher and patient.

  • @NishClement
    @NishClement 3 года назад +16

    Jalas: So unajua to ikiiva 😂😂
    Kamene: this is like technology guys😂😂
    Kamene leo ajatengenezewa kachumbari🤭🤭🤭

  • @adeshissa5198
    @adeshissa5198 3 года назад +1

    Nimeishi kutamani nikuone jalas Aki sijui ntakupata wapi

  • @djbcom2546
    @djbcom2546 3 года назад +20

    Kamene goro be like " look at this cute ugalae" 🤣🤣

  • @vincentonguto4363
    @vincentonguto4363 3 года назад

    Ni mara yangu ya kwanza kuwatch this channel.... And this has made my day.... Wale wa mokimoo hawawezi kupiga kuuoon....

  • @winniewafula293
    @winniewafula293 3 года назад +3

    this chilee is a whole vibe I jus love her naturally 😘

    • @loremipsum6484
      @loremipsum6484 3 года назад

      Hata mimi nimemkubali after watching this video haha. 100%

    • @nemmyaudi8492
      @nemmyaudi8492 3 года назад

      This is cool 😊😊😊

  • @winnieaoko6586
    @winnieaoko6586 3 года назад

    Yaani Hadi sufuria ni mpya 🤣🤣 Great people

  • @monictabby1858
    @monictabby1858 3 года назад +23

    Nobody at all: pass me a plate
    Jalas:give me a plate atleast
    Kamene :ooh,that I can do

  • @iankhisa5582
    @iankhisa5582 3 года назад +1

    Kwani iyo mboga ilikuwa deco? Hamjaiguza yawa

  • @mikeasihk4263
    @mikeasihk4263 3 года назад +5

    Hii haijaiva, i can bet

  • @kolamark6168
    @kolamark6168 3 года назад

    Hiyo appetite mko nayo si mtalamba hadi hiyo unga!! Nice one guys

  • @khadijawakio9321
    @khadijawakio9321 3 года назад +3

    Anakulaje na left hand. Wasicha wa Nairobi shida tupu. Hakuna kitu wanajuwa. But not all of them. Kameme kuja lesson nikufunze kupika kila kitu.

    • @Divambi
      @Divambi 3 года назад

      What is wrong with eating with left hand? She is not muslim

    • @rosaliembarikiwa592
      @rosaliembarikiwa592 3 года назад

      Maybe she's left-handed

  • @rymajaka7702
    @rymajaka7702 3 года назад +2

    Jalango you a a good friend rather someone who teaches you something you don‘t jnow than someone who will dis you
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Bravo Jalas

  • @carrenkennedy8400
    @carrenkennedy8400 3 года назад +3

    "You will order" 😂😂😂😂😂Lkn kamene una shida kweli, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣rewatching this

  • @desmusikkenya4392
    @desmusikkenya4392 3 года назад

    Imenikumbusha Omwanda na obuogo comedy 😁😁😁😁

  • @catherinemumbua8251
    @catherinemumbua8251 3 года назад +4

    Nice one guys. You two surprised us never saw this chemistry coming.. Keep going.

    • @naff7552
      @naff7552 3 года назад

      Jalas can work with anyone

  • @UrbanCraftTv
    @UrbanCraftTv 3 года назад

    Ha! Ha! Jalas yawa! Acha tu nikimbie radio niwaskize. You two................

  • @abchunabdi352
    @abchunabdi352 3 года назад +52

    Advertisements in mainstream media are at stake , social media influencers taking over.

  • @yamocedric
    @yamocedric 3 года назад +1

    nyi hamkuli mboga yawa......